170cm edition
Google "calendar girls"
>>218892640thanks I almost forgot this webm exists
I'm 171cm
>Mazza L20 just revealed the true identity of EsDeeKid amid their ongoing feud, after EsDeeKid allegedly snaked Mazza and refused to release their song
>>218892640why are fat girls like this
Two blokes kicked out of a strip club.
>>218892640fucking cuntshe'd be getting a lefty-righty-goodnighty if that was me
school trip to Epstein island
Today I'm feeling ..Zesty Foden !!
>>218892674
>>218892585no they aren't
>Jeffrey Epstein invented /pol/>This makes him responsible for rorke and leftypolsay "thank you, Mr Epstein"
>>218892681Did he died?
There's something I want on ebay for £48 but they have "Make an offer". Would £25 be too low?
A task that i put off for nearly a year just took me 1 hour to complete. Don't know why im like this
That picture doesn't even look like Prince Andrew
>>218892728good rad
>>218892728sorta shit juche got you doin
>>218892728bet his sinuses are rotting now
>>218892728knew a guy who often did this with milk as a party trick
>>218892737Get 3 chances to make an offer, and they can reply with their own. Worst they can do is just reject it.Or you can message them and ask that way.
>>218892737Try and make the offer it will auto reject if it’s too low
Andrew be like>RIGHT WHO WANTS TO SEE MY PRINCE’S WAND
fish fingers + peas + tommy sauce + salt + pepper
Andrew "Mount that Batty" Windsor
>>218892728Made my eyes water just looking at this
Last time I thought I had lowballed a seller it turns out he had flipped the item to me for a solid $300 profit
>>218892845We don’t use $ here sorry
>>218892864I do x
back im bed
>>218892864why not?
Just bought an expensive bed, at least the sales lady was cute
>>218892718it's because virtually everyone implicated is either right wing or a billionaire or both and rorke loves right wing billionaires
>>218892906should've ask her to try it out with you
mikey put his last £8 on Wolves winning
off to bed
we all need to be nicer to snails
>>218892869>"Look at me I'm crouched near the fridge!">"Quick, take a photo!">"Hahahaha I'm cracking the fuck up!"Yet somehow I'm the weird unlovable freak.
i think i might go to the local convenience store in order to make a purchase of a refreshing alcoholic beverage.
What do we all make of the return of Helper Lad then?
Work history of the Labour party candidate for the upcoming by-election
Im 177 cm, 6 cm shorter than me dad
>>218892979dont know who that is
>>218892932night matex
>>218892959Yh that’s true, they go through so much the slimy little buggers
>>218892689reality:>h-haha, damn, w-wow.. uh.. y-you know that pizza was for everyone, like..*you slink off as they continue laughing in your face**you look to the men for reassurance but find none- they too are laughing*
remember this lol
>>218892991ok
>>218892991even the Pennines have trooned out
>>218892915not trueleftypol loves it when billionaires like soros pay them to cause civil unrest and riot thoughever
>>218892999He’s the UK chairman
>>218892915Rorke isn't real you stupid desperate loser
>>218892869haha you are so hot babe
>>218892991damnthats crazy
>>218892640Would talk her down like Tom Cruise did to that prankster, though thinking about it, I don't think w*men are capable of self reflection and shame so it might not work
>deers
>>218893033Dude it's a lot of right wingers bannon,orange man, millerThey knew or participated
practising football in my garden
>>218893047;)
>>218893070We don’t care What are you going to do about it? Why do you care?
The famous right winger Bill Clinton
>>218893070dude no way dude
>>218892979nonce isn't he? assume that's why he does all the baby talk.
>>218893122They’re learning…
>>218893122Too ugly for it
>>218893122um
>>218893122fucking hate them
>>218893138No I think it just helps him be comfy
>>218892960yes lad read your post back you projecting weirdo
>>218893117I think pedophiles should be executed.
As long as Ricky, Steve & Karl don't show in the files I'm happy.
when i say im a real nigga, this is what im referring to
>>218892640Women are FUNNY, do you hear me??? THEY'RE FUNNY. Laugh, NOW.
>>218893209funny looking lol
doing male squirting
why this nigga always dyinglike just stand up dude just be aliveit's not that hard
>>218893117Who is we?
>>218893234jesus christ what the fuck are all those abbreviations
>>218893251him and i
How exactly am I meant to get a girlfriend at 29 when I've never even had a kiss or sex without paying an escort? Literally have zero idea how relationships happen.
>>218893234and i thought /brit/ acronyms were getting too over the top
>>218893256Don't encourage him
>>218893234ktim tifu w/o dp ama, folc?
>>218893198err
>>218893271you ask them if you want to shag
>218893067Personally I'd leave the pizzas and walk away. Everybody would tell me to clean it up but I would refuse and explain how the woman who spilled them should pick it all up. I'd end up being labelled as childish and petty and told it was just a joke. Eventually I would be branded the villain and would leave the party never to hear from any of them again and bring great shame to my family and friends.
>>218893271Why'd you give up on the Nazimong larp?
>>218893271>without paying an escortis there a story behind that?
>>218893304And get done for sexual harassment.
>>218892960That's because they're women.Women can be weird or retarded and guys will still want to be around them in case they can get their penis wet.
>>218893234>I'm leaving you soyhusband, I have needs you can't fulfil >yeah you go girl>Off to the prozzies, I have needs>sick freakNot the prozzie poster btw
>>218893308In this video the man was a member of staff serving the event
he's done the self reply thing so he can spam his shit stories that nobody wants to read
>>218893308Better than being the designated comic relief for a bunch of twats desu
>>218893325women are genuinely demented fuck toys
>>218893344it's pathetic how obvious he makes it
>218892960>218893323Classic 15 minute incel freak samefag gimmick
>>218893225That's it, clear your desk. We don't need bigots, here at our inclusive work culture at WanCo Cube-slave Solutions.
>>218892640what do you do in this situation
>>218893314You need to be a chad for it to work. I suspect you aren't a chad. You should change that.
Mac donal
>>218893411Splat the pizza that has come out of its box onto her top then recover the others
>>218893411Start hyperventilating and shaking from adrenaline as I pick up the pizzas. Try and smile but contort my face in a weird way. Probably start crying a bit too.
>>218893411Wouldn't be in it in the first place
>>218893240vaxxed
>>218893198Credit scores are meaningless, as long as you don't have a bad one it means fuck allt. got a mortgage even though my score is average
mortgage mong fucking loves his mortgages
On football manage all of my physios are women
>>218893498Try and get another loan now
Preston Depot had a VIP visitor last week – 11-year-old Lochlan, who took home the Hard Quiz Kids trophy late last year with his incredible knowledge of his special subject: Melbourne trams!
>>218893240He forgot to make his bed and this happened
>>218893513A mortgage is the only loan I'll ever use in my life, loans are for mongs
>>218893498Supposedly matters in America but yes, in developed countries, they care far more about your actual verifiable income and spending habits rather than some make-believe Jew number.
>>218893538I accept your concession
>>218893498good post>>218893513dumb post
>>218893498more likely to get better rates with a high score though
>>218893561Barely, it's mostly based on your salary.
>>218892681>bouncers are laughing at him and applauding the people who launched the chairnormies arent human
£100 a month mortgage overpayment for me
>>218893583They're laughing because it was his mate that threw the chair you spastic.
>>218893583I hear they drink anywhere from 2 to 5 pints at the pub on Fridays
>>218893190You think? So what? >>218893251His imaginary legion of enemies
So it turns out Epstein was mossad honeypot and Trump is compromised by Israel. He's not a Russian agent but is just a massive retard
one of the biggest benefits of the american way is that "soft" financial crimes go unpunished. there is no debters prison. if you refuse to pay for medical bills, rack up credit cards, etc there are pretty much no repercussions except a number goes down and you get calls from debt collectorsso if you already bought a house or condo you should be debtmaxxing
>>218893615>Trump is a jew loverWhat!??! no way
>>218893601how would we know this though? you wouldn't happen to have a live broadcast inside a pub so we could observe this right?
funny how much aussies despise yanks.its not even banter like us and the yanks, its pure seethe
>>218893615Didn't we learn this years ago already
Clean shaven. Always.
>>218892991Who cares? Green will win anyway
>>218893636My sources have asked to remain anonymous
>>218893639Only now it's confirmed in writing
>>218893615trump's too stupid to be an agenthe's an asset (useful idiot) being manipulated by both israel and russia
>>218893652The state of porkers
>>218893652Poor fella was never fooling anyone. You can clearly see the flab under his beard.
Kier should just remind Trump that his wife is jewish, will get the best deals after that
jared kushner is apparently running things not trump
>More than 100 people have died from Texas to New Jersey since last weekend’s storm, the Associated Press reported. Roughly half of the deaths occurred in Tennessee, Mississippi and Louisiana. Some deaths have been attributed to hypothermia but carbon monoxide exposure is suspected in others, according to the AP. stay safe lads
>>218893762It is likely all homeless people.
Why do normalfags love these weird new age diets like veganism or the opposite extreme, carnivore diets, red meat only diets, etc.You can just eat a normal balanced diet like humans have always done. You don't have to reinvent everything.
Owen Goal is Arsenal's top goalscorer in the league
>>218893670
>School, university and tutor fees: £1,000,000+All to become an estate agent. Lmfao.
>>218893783>carbon monoxide It’s dumb niggers running their car in the snow or in the garage/using a generator indoors too
>>218892698Black panther was so gay. It was almost like a delusional black supremacist wank fest that all the black people saw and hyped up. It was all they ever talked about and you could tell they were swimming in the momentary, delusional and fictional power fantasy the film sold them
>>218893198creditmogs me
>>218893794They think doing weird low-effort "optimisations" will give them an edge over other people. Obviously me and you both know the reality is the only way to improve yourself is with sweat, elbow grease and practise. Practise, practise, practise.
>>218893802kek
Haven't checked my credit score once yet I have a credit card that I pay the minimum payment amount off each month and I easily got approved for a mortgage without any questions
>>218893822kerosene heaters with insufficient ventilation
>>218892640How do I find a woman who would pick on me like this?
>>218893896>paying minimum amount on a credit cardoh my DAYS
>TransUnion
am i buying this?
>>218893906I already have mine.
Rorke and Leftypol
just been to town and its fucking grim
good ol gandohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3HN8hWYls8
>>218893997um snails
>>218894001Me when in Grimsby.
my 'mates' have gone out without me last night and again tonightmight just kms honestlyi should be going out having a good time drinking. this is no way to live
>>218893997these mongs don't have a fucking clue what's going on
>>218894001Do you live in any town in the UK?
>>218894001reckoon mine is grimmer than yours
>>218894001
Actually could get a fat gf next month.
Is /brit/ a Leeds or Arsenal general?
>>218893198>>218893831>>218893296it's all a scam
>>218894070hull city tigers
>>218894070/brit/ is a chelsea + rangers general
>>218894070ARSEnal
>>218894070Luton Town
Funny how every town in the midlands is one big shithole that looks like it's been hit with an atomic bomb, and then you turn a corner and there's one street that's held onto its victorian architecture, has a bunch of posh cafes and whatnot, and all the residents are White British people. Just one street. Maybe two at a push.
>>218894070/brit/ are lazy underachievers and is thus a spurs general
doing dry ferbruary x
Inspect element award
>>218894042my town is so grim it had literal race riots in the streets last year
>>218894136sovul
>>218894070Leeds
>>218894136FALKIRKALKIRK
My town is 95% white but is lower working class so a shit hole
mine is 97% white
If you don't live in London you don't exist to me.
Remembering when Wolves was a Jorge Mendes plaything and full of random elite Portuguese players
mikey putting £20 on a Leeds comeback
>POOEEDS
>>218894180Lower class Brits are equally, if not worse, than brown boat people.
mine is 5% white
>>218894219scrombling
Jack BlackBarry White
>>218894209brown man
>>218894233Try again mate
Why is everyone in denial about the elite wanting the personal computer to be a thing of the past?
>>218894249Nobody has the surname Yellow, why is that?
YES CHEF
Does poleaboo still post here?
>>218894281CORNER
>>218894265I will die on that hill. Lower class Brits make me sick and should be deported
>>218894288like once every 3 months
>>218894288who?
>>218894315
>>218894335Oh Amer
>>218892640Did you know Britian had a space program but they stopped it because it only was able to get satellites into space while nasa was on the moon and the ussr built the first fully functional space station
>>218894315Tranny kid diddler from Manchester that plays Digimon games
my life is fucking miserable holy shityou have no idea
reckon i could pull in that scouse pub
not sure how enough food is produced to feed everyonemight be some magic at work
Drunk and messaged her againNGL I need to move on but I can't
>>218894302I meant work on your English sir
*gets down on all fours and looms over you*
>>218894379Right but you knew what I meant
>>218894369Go there and do it then. You're not busy.
>>218894395I felt absolute rage at seeing this because I know I will never have a woman like me
>>218894404i'm in the souf
>>218894377Show us your willy
>>218894395
AI is necessary to solve the incoming competency crisis
Might start a home server
>>218894425A mealy mouthed reply.
>>218894395in my day these faggots would have gotten bullied into not being faggotsdire fucking times that this kind of shit is accepted and even encouraged
>>218894451Okay unc
another weekend rotting away in my bedroom
Two of my mates pulled last night while I went home earlyI really am a contemptible little worm aren't I
Concord was cool sadly I found out what was released yesterday and I hope this country burns and everyone with it dies I hope a nuke falls on my head
i regret telling my sister about show shit my life is and how i have no friends, and how i have depressionthe last person who i actually had in my life suddenly lost all respect for mei should have just kept that shit to myself manyou really got to put up a front otherwise you are fucked
>>218894477it lush
>>218894485you can do everyone you know a favor and kill yourself right now instead
MY JUMPER IS BOBBLING. IT'S OVER.
>>218894514get a fabric comb
>>218894504What happens when America dies >Israel crumbles >Immigration stops in Europe >Asias Birthrate sky rockets >The world will heal
>>218894495Shift key broken?
>>218894495im not ashamed to say it, but my estimation of you as a man just fucking plummeted
>>218894547what happens when you dieeveryone is happier and you no longer post here
>>218894495Didn't ask
>>218894495she fit?
forgot to change my pants
>>218892640>haha i kicked the pizza we're supposed to be eating and now it's on the floorWheres the funny?
>>218894563I am too scared to kms sadly I have tried bur my ceiling fan broke when doing it and I had to spend a week in a hospital
>>218894557Zoomers turn off auto capitalisation because they think it makes them look cool and nonchalant to type in lower case.
Such a strange and inconsequentially boring thing to lie about
gay people are torturing me with their existence. i can smell all the gay sex happening around the world in my nostrils, and i am not pleased.
um
not going to do a full meal for teajust gonna razz up some pasta and lash it in garlic and oil and water and cheese and pepper
>I am too scared to kms sadly I have tried bur my ceiling fan broke when doing it and I had to spend a week in a hospital
>>218894674ok
heard my flatmate brought back a girl last nightwent to the kitchen today and saw herthis guy slept with a black girl
>>218894674not good enough really is it?
finally a heat waveit'll only be just a little bit below freezing instead of sub zero temps
>>218894674Sounds fucking awful have some self respect for Pete's sake
>>218894700ok
>>218892991>be a politician>never have a real job>feel the need to dictate how others live and how tax money should be spent. Why the fuck are these niggas like this?! I really think those pink commie chinks had the right idea during the Chinese Cultural Revolution when they would send people to labor camps until they were “rehabilitated”. Mother fuckers need to be sent down to the salt mines until they either act right or die.
>>218894675Yeah wasn't fun I am gonna try again soon I am just scared anyway the world would he a net positive without me
tangoed
>>218894636This is what Ruby will do to me.
>>218894800>how could you tell I was British?
Deepthroat your local trans woman
finally in my 30s got quite good at not getting too steaming on friday so I can booze on saturday too
sorting my clothes out lads so i no longer have a pile on the floor. Life changing stuff x
>>218894843not into sucking blokes off, sorry
do i message my mate to beg him to give me the time of day to go for a drink or do i just rot in my bedroom but without the chance of going through the humiliation ritual?
>>218892960escortmong
>>218894857>not into sucking blokes off, sorryI thought it was a democracy, this general?
big fan of peng trannies me
>>218894857 Deepthroat your local trans woman
>>218894857PLEEEEEEEEASE?? x
kwab
>>218894911Yeah he is 63 jackass most men pass 45 do
>>218894911But he had AURA... noooooo....
going to slash my wrists in an hour
>>218894922why were you so rapid to defend him?
>>218894934what's the holdup?
>>218894934nah i reckon that's bad for you
>>218894800howling
>>218894964waiting for bath to run and playing with heroin dosages
>>218894976i reckon heroin is bad for you too
sucking a golfball
>>218894935He is a mossad agent I hate him because he destroyed by country I hate Israel and I hope Iran bombs it to kingdom come
>>218893830didnt this nigga get rejected from the epstein island parties
>>218895022ive got something you can suck, mate! hahaha*pulls out a pack of strepsils*
Mousey will be in the Royal Rumble
erm...just thinking of a post to make...........
brit is dead
Reckon there's only about 20 of us who post here.
why did he go to the island?
>>218895156poo
rorke shaking in his boots
right that's Prince Andrew on all fours with a child sized human when he was supposed to be at Pizza Express
nose won't stop running
poo?
>>218895282grow up
>>218895156also poo
>>218892674I'm 172-173
rorke ordering crack in perfect ebonics, shocking everyone in the trap house
nonse won't stop running
poo
>>218895304Bit chile innit? haha
Little lamb that you areNow you've wondered too farAnd you can't find you car
rightget it made
girls FTW!
https://youtu.be/3raBCcErYEM
washing machineberg making a right racket
>>218895304she got fat
>>218895156probably less desu
Just got up me. Feel rough af.
>>218895578youve got to learn how to sleep through the hangover
washing machine in the kitchen going OUGH OUGH OUGH
new>>218895612>>218895612>>218895612
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>>218892640why didn't he deck her?
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