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Is Elon autistic
The unemployed die early
>>218907746safe bet
Took a 4 hour nap
took a 4 hour shit
had a 4 hour goon sesh
>>218907565Interesting, two anons here fan of dub techno and house. I know Maurizio.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaPXAUVEodIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuxEqemQHiwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8bD2YMZQx0>>218907607damn
i wonder if epstein ever posted on /cum/
>so donald chan, you thought you could get away with not attacking Iran
rich jew using a free trial
>>218907801The less you know the better
No one ate children's intestines. Let's all just calm down and go about our business. Epstein was just trolling.
>>218907824'sup jeff
/cum/: the hang-out spot for the baddest bitches of /int/
is it morally wrong to have grok modify a pic of my HS crush by having her smile and hold up her hands in the shape of a heart
Imagine being a wagi-ACK
Mom made peanut butter cookies and peach cobbler
>>218907855i've done worse
@grok make her naked with a throbing futa cock
>>218907864Can I have some
>>218907855what a sad thing to do
>>218907855It's really bizarre for sure
Nothing wrong with a cheeky little drunk drive every now and then. I know all the backroads where they don’t do checkstops.
>>218907909
Have you ever spilled your seed on an unconscious woman's body
>>218907909This is wrong
>>218907907>>218907898how so
Crazy how Jeffey Epst invented /pol/. It’s like Hitler took a shit in my pussy. Fucking gay sex like a retard. That is to say: like a big gay retard, chinese retard.
>>218907920No because I'm not human garbage
>>218907929What drugs do you do?
>>218907920Yes it was similar to this
>>218907939The haunted maze for these movies at Halloween Horror Night in Universal Studios was crazy
BRUTAL posture mogging
>>218907920I did it for the nookie
>>218907938A few small beers
>>2189077524 hours is enough for rather a lot REM dreaming for me, irregular as my sleeping pattern is. Malls feature rather a lot in them, and so do high-rise hotels with a lot of discreetly labyrinthine halls. It's all rather pleasant until I can't find my car.
>>218907929Why are kikes trying to push this particular fabrication so hard?
>>218907909Until you hit a fence or mailbox
The Epstein thing isn't a big deal. Let's move on.
>>218907961Yeah I dreamt about space travel and super heroes this time
>>218907966You got it wrong probably because your eyes are very squinty such as chinese
When do you get strong enough to wear those sleeveless shirts gym bros use it
>>218907960https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22BdEbhvW_4
>Nothing wrong with a cheeky little drunk drive every now and then. I know all the backroads where they don’t do checkst-ACK
You guys are sussy baka
Thinking about how if Epstein booked me for a party on the Island and I didn't know who he is I would probably go if the money is good. Not sure what would I have done if I saw children though, they would probably threaten me if I say something they'll kill me.
>>218907922hes making that face because hes half retarded from doing whippets
>>218907995What does the “ack” represent in this case? Is that the sound you make with your mouth when I drive over your penis which you hath daintily draped across the road and I did turned it into mincemeat with mine wheels? Many such questions worth asking today and right now.
>>218907996Why does Xi look so fake? Looks like Starmer is shaking hands with a wax figure.
>>218908048you're really sick in the head, buddy
>>218908066It’s okay thanks
Should I become a carnie?
>>218908060
Lately I’ve been thinking about adjacency and considering what it means to be adjacent.
i call my neighbours adjacents
>>218907978It's odd that as much attention as I pay to the sky, the stars and weather and such, that my dreams neglect all that almost to exclusion. My imagination, at least when it comes to architecture on the grand or urbane scale, is richer than it is in any other mode.
Stop throwing big words at me imma consider em as disrespect
>>218907976Talking like Trump right now are we?
>>218908129Watch the skies
So many oblong dogs these days
thinking about halo 2 but im not gonna game anymore today
Just got over the 24 hour flu #LFG
>no more halo multiplayer night with the lads
>>218908215Nostalgia is a stupid deathtrap to get caught up in. Reject that shit outright, you're only dooming yourself for absolutely no valid reason.
>>218908215>mo more rockband nights with the boys>no more melee sessions before we even knew what wavedashing or tilts were
my belly is so itchy no idea why
>>218908153Do you have any favorite stars? I'm rather fond of Alnilam, the brightest Wolf-Rayet visible to the naked eye. It's about 40K at the surface, shines 98% in the ultraviolet, at almost a million times the sun's luminosity.
>>218908236This. It can be pleasant to glance back but don't let it possess you.
No more sitting in the driveway drinking with your bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTFnnFET4b4
>>218908301we never did thismy moms house had a driveway and everything and she'd leave us the whole place while she was gone and we never once did thisnot even in the garageFUCK
thinking about usa girls
>>218908324We also chilled in the basement and played ps2 or GameCube games. We watched faceoff a lot. Go back outside to the driveway to smoke and drink. Maybe do a gas station, fast food run or just eat everything in his house. It was kino in 2006.
>>218908377>all the timeas kids we'd trek out of the long ass cul de sac down to the gas station about half a mile away for candy or an arizona>revisiting the old neighborhood and the gas station is now a soulless AMPM and almost all of them have moved away>the ones remaining picked up smoking even after it took their dads lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha7YRNAuuzM
does anyone even own candlesticks anymore
>>218908436I'll take a large chili cum carne to go
>>218908452i do
I regret voting for trump.
>>218908473no refunds
>>218908473no soy fan de epsteinCARNAL
>>218908473I don't. He's doing everything I hoped for and more.
Japon és cágado
>>218908488you do realise you're on the wrong side of history, right?
>>218908488israels goodest goy
>>218907728The files aren't gonna change shit you would have to burn down the government and even then most of the country would be destroyed
dentist is so backed up i have to wait till march to get a cleaning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UM_fyeEt1kyep. Im just making myself more depressed
it makes a little sense that Epstein was a 4chan poster desu, I think elites have gotten so wealthy and insulated that they're basically like neckbeards rotting away in their rooms but on a larger scale
>>218908594told ya
Tzeentch is always one step ahead getting Epstein to create /pol/
it will always be funny how comey basically handed the 2016 election to trump and he canned him like 5 months later
I’m at least as chinese as everybody has never been
>>218908680just put the fried rice in the bowl, man
>>218907929funniest post of the decade on 4chan
>>218908708Don't post this horrible picture again, please
WHY HASNT MY ANIME SITE UPDATED YETREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>218908729Mo Bamba
>>218908531well, she'd know, wearing the face-paint of one.
playing a dangerous game of gambling on farts and I feel the piper will be collecting his pay
I’m so fucking tired it’s unreal. But it’s 8PM. If I got to bed now, I will wake up at like 3AM in the morning.
>>218908831hang in there, buddy
penisdickschlongman meatsalami
>>218908847Okay thank you :D
Anyone want to just not work ever and just smoke weed and play video games
Costco rizz
>>218908823i quit playing that game. if i feel a hint of danger, i just excuse myself and sit on the pot. if it's innocent, no big deal.
abolish social security and let me keep that money for my own retirement savings
you think your life is hard?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1AL31y0q_Q
just remembered I have half a fajita burrito in the fridge
I should get a Costco membership
>>218908883
>>218908889boomers were promised that money 3000 years ago
next time Im back home visting momberg Im gonna grab a glizzy at costco and wrap it in a slice of pizza
>>218908897when the fajita burrito comes out sizzlin
>>218908910weenie hut nothin', i'd just rather not throw out a pair of underwear.
One time I saw a trans girl so cute I got a big fuckin boner
>>218908296This was Rick the hedgehog. He was from Ukraine and was quite popular on social media until he passed away not long after the war started. RIP Rick :(
>>218908980if she was cute, why did you think she was trans at all?
>>218909015he must be from vancouver
Who doesn't love a bassy cello in your doom metal
>>218909038metal needs cello like rock n roll needs piano: always.
>>218909015Because it was obvious. She was still cute. Go ahead call me gay. Call me gay I’ll cum.
i treat my body like shit
that burrito had way too much guac, probably gonna get the squirts nowdamn latinx
Hashbrown, fried egg, cheese, and tortilla. It's that easy.
Barbecue chicken pizza is popular in Alabama
>>218909145It's good. I add red onion,Pineapple and bacon to mine. Dip that in garlic butter.
Black people love chicken.
>>218909093Why?
did the guy squatting in mexico get killed by the cartel yet
>>218909178he's deadlifting now
>>218909165because it's easier than taking care of it.
And why do you want to join the army, son?
listening to jazz
I wanna have sex with Elyse Willems
>>218909245i want to join the navy
>>218909245IM DOING MY PART
>>218909217damn who'd he piss off
>>218909245TO BE SURROUNDED BY NIGGERS, XIR!
It’s crazy how you don’t get to have a kid unless you eject your goopy monkeywater into some bitch’s downtown graveyard.
>>218909245To rape, sir!
LITERALLY me
>>218909095just pop an imodium or two and lay on your back when you go to bed.
I'm 33 years old and I've never seen any bitch's downtown graveyard.feelsbadman
Sometimes I feel like I'm not like everyone else
>>218909329who the fuck calls it a downtown graveyard
>>218909245>>218909245I did. It was kino.
Anyone on Spotify want to jam
i probably wouldve gone into the army to get the gi bill if i hadntve had my parents who paid for my college
Nothing better to do
What's sold as Chicago pizza in Canada is actually Detroit style
Paid a visit to her downtown graveyard - big sexual style with my penis.
>>218909379Detroit style is better though
>chicago style>pizzachoose one
>>218909340sex enjoyers>>218909333go take a walk, you'll see that most people are brown, just like you
>Harvard study declares Latin Americans as Western lets go
>>218909392got heem>>218909408to say otherwise is dumb but theyre just more retarded compared to otherwise already retarded westoids
>>218909417He looks like my 60yo uncle
who got the vid?
Slow tonight. All the normies at the club right now and probably having massive orgies
Do you come from the land down under
Brought out the rice and chicken for a midnight snack but all the forks were in the dishwasher
>midnight snack
People from the south live in trailers or swamps
I really don't like parties, loud music and obnoxious people
>>218909527It's four hours later where I'm at
>>2189095405 where I'm at
>>218909529"people"
New caseOH video is up bros
I'm so lonely it's unreal
>>218909600
>>218909530i like parties, but only if i know everyone there. i love loud music, but just by myself, and maybe the neighbors a little accidentally. and i don't think anybody likes obnoxious people.
This is cool
>>218909631>beats dio with asspull sameu typo standu>jobs to a literal rat
I have never been to a party in my life unless you count my aunt or my grandparents birthdays where the only ones there are our cousins and shit
>>218909623You're spinster
>>218909646Josuke never beat Dio
>>218909663obviously Im not referring to josuke, you nitwit
>>218909663>>218909672manga nerd fiiight!
>>218909631It messes with my head the way the hiragana for "Jojo's" manages to look like the English letters
>>218909672You're replying to an image of Josuke
Jojo is for homosexuals. Watch Baki like all real men do.
>>218909687you'll be replying to an image of my fist in about 10 seconds, twerp
>>218909690does THIS look homosexual to you?
>>218909690Baki is a little over the top
>>218909690Baki has literal gay rape in it
Sit still for a bit and you cash literally watch the moon moving in real time
joshuu was /our guy/
ths only manga i ever had was a gundam seed astray book that my nephew gave me one christmas because i mentioned the previous family gathering that i used to watch toonami and gundam wing was my favorite. i felt bad, because all i got him that year was an xbox gift card. the next year, i got him the same, but it was attached to a gundam figure i found at a hobby shop. everyone else got him all this weird stuff like hair grooming kits, socks, and i felt so great when he opened up mine, and beamed. 'finally! a toy!' ha. i was the only person who got the kid a toy on christmas. it was a long time ago now. this last christmas, his folks gave him their old truck! man, time flies.
https://youtu.be/WRipbDa6fm4?si=nHQ5WsHjE55j_mvZ
>>218909776based wingChadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug88HO2mg44
Moon is literally beaming me right in the face it's so bright
>>218907746Without a doubt. He has tried his best to hide it, but his behavior over the years shows undeniable autism. Likely one of the reasons he does drugs, to mask the autistic traits.
>>218907922Literally who?
>>218908345>that flag>posts a dude and calls it a girlPottery
I'm hammered as fuck.
>>218908473You must be lost, because no one gives a fuck here. Go back to plebbit or leftypol and cry to your comrades.
>>218909848still thinking
>>218908897>fajita burritoNot too bright, are you?
>>218909879HEEMsissies arent gonna live this one down
>>218909854My condolences, mi amigo. Life is much better without alcohol. Set the bottle down and don't look back.
>>218909879aussie chad
Let me die so I can see what is it beyond the veil
>>218909941What if you die and it's Brazil again
/cum/ really do be dead af on a saturday nightthis aint bussin
>>218909879BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>218909957Denounce vishnu and name your favorite cut off beef
I just came so much
>>218910023came where
>>218909879senor volk no mas
>>218909857Anon, you are NOT thinking about girls. You are thinking about feminized males. You are a faggot.
Monolord kind of hard
the only REAL OG protestants are lutherans and calvinists/reformed/presby chads>luther literally started the whole thing by nailing 95 theses>calvin and knox built the actual theology that mogs everyone else>zwingli was there too, dying in battle like a based swiss warriormeanwhile henry VIII: "waaa i want to divorce my wife and marry anne boleyn"White Anglo-Saxon "Protestant"? more like White Anglo-Saxon EPISCOPALIAN
I kinda want to kill myself but I’m not gonna do that I’m gonna get tucked in comfy for bedtime sleeps instead and when I wake up in the morning all my problems will be solved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2Jso4D-caQ
>>218909854Do you phone post or do you take pictures with a camera and use your computer?
>>218910058The problems just keep compounding though
unpopular opinion: a lot of video games are way too long these days. games should last maybe 30 hours at max and cost no more than $40.
Life is just one big ever growing problem
>>218910079I’ll probably figure it out
>>218910056this isnt an identity...why dont you learn the virtues of the subject?
Thoughts on Godhand?
>>218910046reminded me of usa girls again
This song really overstaying it's welcome and being repetitive
>>218910120How common is it for Jews to call non-Jews "cattle"? Epstein used it sometimes in his mails.
I was watching Madonna live at the 2012 Superbowl and M.I.A. did a bit and I forgot how sexy M.I.A. was.
>>218910159madonna musta been busted af back then
>>218910114only played a little bit of it. my CAG buddy loves it tho
My hands are all sliced from the cold. In the past I've had females get the ick from that
>>218910159>M.I.A.She looks like a ugly jeeta.
>>218910187so buy some lotion.
>get handful of matches every week on tinder and 1 date, no lay>eventually get perma banned>get nothing on hinge>installed bumble and got 1 measly like; cant see who it is unless i payDo you really need to pay for dating apps to work or is it over
>>218910170No, in fact Madonna was at her hottest in her mid-late forties.
>>218910157something special about them
Now that the dust has settled, was Chicken Jocky overblown?
>>218910213What did you do to get permabanned?
>>218910228Absolutely. Most astroturfed thing ever.
>>218910157I unironically would've liked to have a conversation with him about the Jewish stuff, he seems pretty opinionated
I don't use dating apps or chase women in any way
Game Over'd in Viewtiful Joe again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PztCbPNHBzM
I have successfully turned a 20 dollar bill into a piece of paper worth $20
>>218910263You are too poor and not powerful enough to get invited to his parties.It's an exlusive club and you are not part of it.
>>>/lit/25059685>>>/lit/25059685>>>/lit/25059685>>>/lit/25059685
Damn January flew by
WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS GUY?
>>218910236I was feeling particularly incelish one day and decided to troll some girl I matched with. She reported me
>>218910056WASP sissies are no match for White Anglo-Saxon Catholics
>>218907728>Overwatch releases the same year Trump was elected>Trump wanted Epstein in his administration>Epstein made a Battle.net account Hmmmm...
>>218910416you're Celt not Angle, O'McDonald.
>be me>jamming to some niche music on newgrounds, some songs I've listened to for years>go check some videos on the 'tube>click on a trailer of a animated indie show>one of the songs I was just listening to is in the trailer>"Am I going crazy?">quickly check to see if a newgrounds tab was open>nope>check the description of the trailer to see if the same artist was credited>yupdear god, I think the niche thing I've enjoyed in secrecy is about to be incessantly spammed everywhere by a bunch of drooling kids
She blocked me on Instagram. It's over bros
>>218910475anything you want me to tell her for you?
uh.....guys?
>>218910475Kek. What’d you do
I'm ready to go home, but the weather has been so shitty nobody can pick me up.
>>218910451Tolkien, Chesterton, Robert Benson, Evelyn Waugh > any WASP
>>218910517that's been quite obvious for a while now, my enemies have been getting amazing choke points against me in public areas, they're literally batting 1,000 all day every day.
>>218910471holy shit the song is everywhere but they keep using the wrong cut of it. The trailer purposely took different parts of the song well out of the song to fit the moment so the original buildup and fall are out of order. The fans are just ripping the song from the trailer with the SFX still intact instead of respecting and using the original song. It literally exists just look up the song and enjoy it in its original glory. You guys are treating the wrong cut as the original reference.
>>218910471What song
>>218910525Are you Mexican or are you an American living in Mexico?
Newgrounds is still a thing? What the fuck?
Remember Bernie Mac?
>>218910539https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y1kRs042Ro&t=1622s there's this killer violin part at 29:56>>218910552It's pretty dead but I still enjoy myself there
>>218910552tom makes more than enough money from his game studio and probably has enough to retire from what newgrounds gave him at its peak, it runs on a loss now.I really hope nothing happens to it, it's extremely fascinating as an archive of the internet during its infancy.
>>218910543I have a house here, I think I can fly home Wednesday to Michigan.
>>218910539now that I think about it I could've just given you the NGs link but since I made a post there and I'm a schizo I got overly paranoid about anyone here finding my account but here you go https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/736054
>>218910312Damn this is how jews talk about goyim in private
>>>/lit/25059721>>>/lit/25059721>>>/lit/25059721>>>/lit/25059721
Stop seething and sperging about shit. Just be chill goddamn
>>218910604i have no mouth and i must seethe
>>218910593You could have just shared the Bandcamp link.
turns out when you tell everyone "THE WORLD WILL BE LITERALLY INHOSPITABLE IN 5 YEARS IF WE DON'T REVERSE THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION" for 40 years, they tend to lose their trust in you
>>218910615Excuse me for my mental retardation.
>>218910573get out of mexico gringo
Want to go to sleep but have a migraine
>>218910647have you tried not doing that
Asians have a collectivist mentality. They believe workers should sacrifice as much as possible for the good of the company, but conversely hold the paternalistic belief that the company is responsible for the employee's well beingBy contrast western whites adopt an ironic individualistic mentality in which the only real goal is to extract as much value for yourself as possible
>>218910471nigga still uses newgrounds in 2026
>>218910625Bad idea.
>>218910666>it's 2026WTF
>>218910471nicholas holte suxh a shit actor
Finna nut to some Jap bitches before I take a nap
>>218910696nap?
>>218910702An 8 hour long nap yeah why do you ask motherfucker do I fucking know you
>>218910702Dirt nap.
>webcomic has been on hiatus for 2+ weeks
>>218910721he deserves it
There's this OF girl who has fucked up nipples so she only shows one at a time to make it less obvious
>>218907728what version of wow did he play (though)?
>>218910738try to think about how you're spending your life bro.
I wish I could find that webm of that fat guy who's wearing latex tits while he's getting fucked by a bunch of robots while also shoving a dildo down his throat.
>>218910757pervert
I had a dream where my uncle had boils all over his face and I told my dad about it and he thought my dream was influenced by the religious story of Job who was punished by God with skin conditions
>>218910762But it was funny bro.
i thought i grew out of finding old efukt funny so i went back and watched an ancient video and completely lost my shit all over again
>>218910779What was the video
Buddhism might lowk be the way
>>218910792>lowk?
>>218910806Shorthand for lowkenuinely
>>218910812>lowkenuinely?
>>218910767Is it punishment when you don't deserve it? Ah, the foibles of the Book of Job!
>>218910782its so fucking retarded i laugh just thinking about the premise of it>set up big slingshot indoors>load it with spiky tree balls>shoot them at some WHORES buttcheeks>one of them is an absolute bullseye>she lets out a low pitched yell
drinking milk
>>218910838Nice I'm drinking Canada Dry.
femboys are a meme
I was already skeptical that he was dead, but all the connections and shit Epstein had his hands in really makes me believe he was extracted and swapped with a body double
Hate a “?” ass bitch. Use your words
>>218910853>ass bitch?
I HATE women
>>218910866>>218910866>>218910866
My heart skipped a beat when my favorite porn site loaded incorrectly. I think I need to go outside and quit.
>>218910850all of the cameras going out + guards taking a break for a high risk high profile suicide watch prisoner was just a coincidence, goy.
