scottish dog edition
this is the thread
>www.boundhub.jpg
anglo-judean agents created the other thread; because of that I'm using this one
>Isaac Newton>John Locke>David Hume>Adam Smith>James Watt>Edmund Halley>William Pitt the Elder>William Pitt the Younger>Samuel Johnson>Alexander Pope>James Cook>Charles Darwin>Michael Faraday>James Clerk Maxwell>Alan Turing>Alexander Fleming>Charles Dickens>William Wordsworth>George Orwell>J.R.R. Tolkien>Winston Churchill>Oscar WildeWhy doesn't Britannia produce great men anymore? Who have been some great modern British men? What happened? These men literally shaped the West.
>>218910160>zoe gardner>bobby villain >owen jones>ash sarkar>zack polanski>jeremy corbyn>zarah sultana>david lammy
janny on a mad one
>303 posts >deleted what the hell is he doing
>>218911841must've been politics because it was a "free iran" edish
fucking tranitors are out of control
whys he done that then
just got up team
>>218911841Janny's sick of nobody making the new already.
Christ alive Iron Maiden is one of the greatest bands of all time, and it doesn't matter if Paul, Bruce, or Blaze is singing. Absolute ear candy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fkD-jzgMXE
>>218909971Her arsehole is leng, peng, and scrumptious
How about I take this baseball bat and crack you upside the head with it
>>218910160LORD PALMERSTON!
>>218911893yeah? no
>>218909940wtf is this AI?
oh my days he's gone fucking mad with power
this man just caught a fish alivewhat happens nextwill shock you
Janny it's sunday mate take a day off
>>218911918hahaha silly mutt*unloads a 9mm magazine into it*
why are commies so violent?
Have to post the missus again
>>218911958overeducated maladjusted spiteful little weasels
Celtic culture never died completely
some spicy stuff if you look for bannon in the epstein files
>>218912008yeah House of Pain might be coming back after all
>>218911960
>>218911960didn’t really have to did you
Just checked my student loan balance
>>218912053Mine will be paid off before I'm 35 lol
it not right
>>218912071fancy paying mine off? aha x
woke up at 5. been up twice for doing a poo and once for getting a drink. cant be arsed getting up. got work at 2pm-10pm, going to be tired out by. the time it starts. shattered when it ends. then another 2 days of it. I'm so utterly miserable in my life at the moment.
>>218912086this a mental poisonous one
>>218912122Where you toiling toilsman?
>>218912137>2pm-10pmmy guess is tesco warehouse
>>218909940
>>218912151Could be front of house at a Tesco express
>>218912152Get the camera back on you love, get the chebs out for the boys haha x
upside down rorke you turn me inside out and round and round
*sulks into the thread*
got smelly feet so i do
me thinking of a dogshit post and then adding the name rorke into it
im far right
got 4 likes on Bumble ladswtf is going on
I've never shitted outside of Tesco, which I never did anyway
>>218912240Any fatties?
>>218912240Maybe you're not as hideous as you thought you were. I remember being in the same boat and flabbergasted that some women actually wanted to go on dates with me, wtf?
>>218912240Have no idea what you do after thatHow you go from a like to actually meeting them
>>218912271idk either
Got two likes on tinder but I think one is a bot/fake.
/brit/ is dead
saw a gaggle of trannies earlier, could tell they were trannies because they were tall and lean and distinctly lacking in curves
>>218912240Valentine's day is approaching
GOATovic will seal his crown today lads
Y'all ever seen a movie
Man fuck y'all
i eat japanese food, drink japanese beer, wear japanese clothes, drive a japanese car, wank to japanese porn on my japanese monitor, however i don't consider myself a weeb because i don't watch anime
>>218912375I'm tempted to match with someone for vd, but the woman I really want I'm not going to see until next month.
tonite we yam
>>218912421Oh fuck off escortmong
bet the cronem are peelin' & resealin' dey quorn right about now yh?
yeh dey 'bout to yam in di gherkin
>>218912424>>218912461how did it come to this for you?
do black peepoo wash dey quorn tho
Todays eats:>breakfastFish. potato and gravy from kfc>lunchApple, banana>dinnerNothing
neoliberal snack
woke up to someone trying to spend 2k on my credit card last nighttheres some sick bastards about
>>218912491neoliberalism
Any of you ever just have a morning suckle on your missus tits in the morning? No sex, no BJ or handjob, just a nice suckle on tits like a comfy morning feed.
just fully rotated a colorised 3d model of a poo in my head
James May is slowly losing his marbles. His latest attempt at cooking video is full of old man wittering and mistakes, and at the end he admits that he's going through a sad phase of his life :(https://youtu.be/gJtepb2l0qA
>>218912530missus mine is always up and hour or two ahead of me, so no sadly not
bet dey gon' yam on vegan lattices for lunch yh?
>>218912530I do this with my bf
Tara Calico was a 19 year old University of New Mexico student who disappeared in 1988 while riding her bike. Months later a photo of her bound and gagged along with a boy was found in a Florida parking lot. She was never found and no arrests were ever made.Evil is real
>>218912530Yeah, my ex had very nice 36Ds, and I sucked on them in bed constantly. Miss that pair, not her though she was a fucking headcase.
yh dey yammin' on di quorn x
>>218912542He needs to get a grip desu
https://youtu.be/skI3ZLdMP48?si=5kKZFwJpKMYLFJvj
>>218912572katy was sent to di gherkin x
*poots*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9XFcCki-ZA
My and my gf call sucking her tits "nomnoms"
>>218912604You dont have a girlfriend
>>218912583He needs to stop making stupid cooking videos with 25 year old university dropouts, who he's probably overpaying to hang out with him, it's pathetic.
>>218912603you have a big problemeven lil yammer is more sane than you
Rorkism is a humiliation fetish
Goat channel
Oh he give it to me everyday everyday everyday every
having some naanizzas for breakfast
>>218912625don’t even know what to think of the britlands anymore tbqh, thought my county was shite when it came to immigration
My ceiling panel has cracked
>>218912604I briefly dated a girl who would literally start talking like a toddler during sex, creeped me the fuck out.
>>218912604I really need to suck on some tiddies, lads.
>>218912530Yes, but because I'm such a horny little frog, it nearly always ends with me wanking and then spaffing on her jugs.
>>218911960corrr giz more
>>218912635Watched people die on numerous cop bodycam vids today yet this is the video youtube decides to block and ask me for age ID for.
just sent a strongly worded letter to the local umbunny council
Voting Reform is basically saying "I was really happy with the way the Tories collectively fucked this country over the last 14 years".Because your party is now being run by the exact same people. Reform now has Boris Johnson’s…• chancellor (Zahawi)• communities sec (Jenrick)• culture sec (Dorries)• attorney general (Braverman)• political sec (Kruger)• skills minister (Jenkyns)• Northern powerhouse minister (Berry)• health minister (Caulfield)• parliamentary private sec (Nici)• assistant whip (Holloway)• Scottish minister (Offord)The old band getting back together.You're still going to vote for them, though.
>>218912739everyone knows this already and no i wont be voting for them
gonna vote lib dem in the next genny leccy so that i can say ive voted for every major party at some point
I was watching an old episode of Top of the Pops on youtube, and I saw a very famous man in the studio audience, when he was about 18. I can't see a trace of anyone else noticing it when I did a google search, so if I got in touch with the Daily Mail do you think they'd give me a few quid if I linked them to it? He's standing next to the TOTP host in several clips.
everyone needs to strike for a week or some shit otherwise nothing will change elections are theater for goy cattle
bet timmy's cookin' up di sundi roast pon di gherkin rn yh?
>>218912804you dont even have a job
>>218912815exactly im already ahead of the curve
wifi is on one today
I'm so into you into you into you
why is learning a language so hardyou'd think it would be somewhat easy
>>218912804There's a guy who formed a general strike group, but the first strike day he aimed for was on a Saturday and hardly anyone gave a fuck.
>>218912843every country should speak english
di sundi roast pon di gherkindey gon yam x
>>218912804Everyone at my toil is always complaining about how unfairly paid we all are, but none of them would ever be willing to strike.
>>218912815I wish I didn't have to work, I have a job that requires me to wake up at 6:30am every day, travel to a depressing area of my city, be underpaid and overworked, and leaves me feeling exhausted by the time Friday evening comes around. I'm slowly dying from it.
Just had a sleep paralysis dream and thought I had a transparent piece of black and white zebra tape on my face and I ripped my shirt off
>>218912843Deutsch is ziemlich einfach.
>>218912893ich lerne deutsch, es ist schwerig
>>218912877grow up
>If the US had the pop density of England it would have 4 billion people
>>218912635If you like shiey you'll love thishttps://youtube.com/@tomzIn my opinion even better
>>218912899lär dig svenska istället, det finns väldigt många paralleller mellan svenskan och engelskan!
on the voddy
>>218912899Ich lerne gern Deutsch tbqh lad
>>218912843maybe hard for a timmydi cronem speak more languages den you can namedi power of neoliberalism n quorn
>>218912928Having a wild turkey. After having a sleep paralysis dream that I had a piece of zebra tape on my face, did you read that post?
favourite amateur piss porn creator is back on reddit after a year hiatusshe's dumped her bf and gone lesbian
>>218912939Whoa!
Mi tink clarks me prefer
There's no point in buying an OLED TV unless you're going to exclusively use it for 4K or 2K content. Anything with 1080p and below looks fucking awful on it.Also, the two stars with 4 spikes captcha is really starting to fuck me off.
>>218912939blimey
posted porn on a blue board award
>>218912940i skimmed it yeah
>>218912941And her name is?
>>218912939Madonna mia
>>218912963What did you think?
>>218912900I am a grown up, I've been working for nearly 25 years.
had a dream that my family drove over the park to get to the railway station but I didn't know how to use my ticket and kept trying to tap it like a contactless card until my sister gestured to put it in the machine but just after I got through the gate we saw our train leaving
Mad that nearly every time you leave your house, you see humans that you've never seen before, and will never see again in your life.
Just did a two flush plop, and it smelled so bad that I had to use the air freshener spray for 10 seconds.
>>218913010i see houses which i have never seen people come out of on my street
>>218913010Every individual person you see makes up one of the 8 billion people on the planet. Quite mind blowing when you think about it.
mad how over it is for the west
>>218912939now thats more like it
>>218913027i don't have an air freshener i just open a windae
>>218912939Came to this thread for this.
>>218912939where's her cock and balls?
still surprised every morning to not be in my childhoood bedroom
>>218913042It's more like 10 billion imo
>>218913076need to move out of my smelly incelroom this year how did you do it
>>218912939ideal body type
>>218913094grow up
So about the birth rate…
>>218913094Uni
You like my hair? Gee thanks, just bought it. I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it.
>>218913108how?i have anxiety and depression and borderline personality disorder and gender identity disorderx
>>218912939absolutely blows my mind that fit birds with rigs like this just willingly share them for free with the lads>>218912542His old kitchen looked fucking shit is that really the best he could afford with his BBC salary?
>>218913111i do this too but i just take pictures of the various poos i see across the world
>>218913079well your "o" (opinion) is crap
>>218913120good morning arianabender x
>>218913040They're being prepped for when the seekers move out of the hotels and into our streets. There's at least 4 houses on my street that are currently being refurbed for it. Can't wait for the noisy music and litter all over my street!
>>218913111I'll have enough kids to make up for it.I am a single 36 year old living alone in his smelly flat.
fucking hell that tennis is still going on
>>218913128It's not his kitchen, it's his posho camerawoman/co host Lucy's kitchen.
>>218913094>>218913123do you have a job?I did an apprenticeship after 6th form so I've always had oneif you do it's not so hard to find a nice flat
>>218913161his OLD kitchen you braindead cunt
>>218913111my nan and grandad had 6 kids and travelled to way more places than this and they weren’t fucking cringe about it either. Why is the current opinion that you either have a life or you have kids you can’t have both?? It’s not true
>>218913169yeah i do but rent is so expensive here it'd be almost half my take home pay for anything decent
>>218913155thankyou for supporting the australian grunting russian bints industry
>>218913189just wait until you make enough money thenthat's what I did
>>218913186Your Nan and Grandad had kids when a house cost £3 and you could get a kilo of beef mince for under a tenner
I never had a job ever and I’m 24 so I’ve pretty much accepted no one will ever hire me and I’ll never be able to move out
got mental health
>>218913111So have they been raped and murdered trying to backpack through afghanistan to spread positive vibes yet?
>>218913229You just have to get any job and work at it for at least half a year so you can get a good referenceI worked in a tesco for a year, then got a good office job and now things are looking good. before that I was a neet for several years
>>218913231
>>218913229didnt get my first job til 24 try volunteering to get something on your cv
yes lads hahaha back for a bithow we then
is it possible to do a full body exercise routine at home with adjustable dumbbells and bodyweight exercises?
>>218913217He put my nan and their kids in a caravan while he BUILT his own house with his bare hands all while working a full time job at a factory he wasn’t no soft hands pussy boy like you>kilo of beef mince under a tennerYou can still get a kilo of beef mine for under a tenner RETARD
>>218913229Yeah, I get it.Got my first job as a code monkey at 24, it was a disaster.Now 33, I just got a job in an electronics factory. It's quite alright. Though I may get kicked out again soon because the clients are pulling out.It is shit but whatever.
>>218913181Sorry I misread, his old kitchen was just a room next to his garage that he turned into a makeshift kitchen for filming in. His house is actually quite swanky and worth at least £4m. I don't think he used his actual kitchen cos his missus didn't want him to make a mess of it, something like that. Also, he's very wealthy these days due to his big contract with Amazon. Him, Clarkson and Hammond got at least £50million each from the Grand Tour and other shows.
Women are fucking crazy man
>>218913269oiii here he comes
>>218913217>a kilo of beef mince for under a tennerIt would have cost about £2 per kilo back then, if that.
>>218910160>Who have been some great modern British men?Sir Tim Berners-Lee: invented the web (HTTP, HTML, the first web browser, etc)
rorke firing up the grok image generator
>>218913286No need to sign your posts off
>>218913353I accept your concession
rorke flavoured ice cream
leftypol upgrading his iphone every year
what happened to asda lads
Rorke's gramps towing the Swift Sprite to Lapland and Melbourne
>>218913409Bought out by a bunch of pakis who loaded the company with a shit load of debt. That has impacts on prices and service
>>218913409 'sco undefeated
>>218913360You nan should have learned to keep her legs shut and not let every cunt in the village blow their beans up her maybe your grandad could have built his 2 up 2 down quicker. No wonder he was able to build it whilst working, all he did was take the wheels off the caravan and put it up on bricks - despite all this I bet he would be disgusted at the soft as shit lump his daughter farted out in you - takes after her mother I suppose
>>218913409Asda's market share fell from 14.3% (2021) to 11.4% (late 2025), driven by three major issues: Debt and Underinvestment: A £6.8bn debt-financed buyout in 2021 created a £3.8bn net debt burden. This limited investment, degrading store standards and strategic flexibility. IT and Operational Meltdown: A poorly executed £1bn IT migration caused empty shelves, online order failures, and payroll errors, directly losing customers. Loss of Competitive Edge: Underinvestment and inconsistent strategy eroded its "cheapest" reputation against Aldi/Lidl, while rivals like Tesco built stronger value perceptions with loyalty schemes.Asda's turnaround plan is high-risk, requiring massive price investment while managing its heavy debt.
>>218913253The look she gives me when she expects me to get on my hands and knees kissing her feet without any question.
>>2189134522 up 2 down but sold for £2 million last year you are RATTLED LMAOOO
>>218913456thanks incelgpt
>Mary, the house is finished, come get the kids inside
>>218913409>>218913409Walmart sold it off to a shady pair of brothers. They raised the prices to a level that most of their (working class) customers couldn't afford, and they started going to Aldi and Lidl instead.
Proxynonce
Are my posts visible? I'm getting no engagement lately
>>218913285try thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZunwpUOsRNM
shan't be selling myself into mortgage slavery here so I'll be emigrating as soon as possible methinks
>>218913492Yes lad your post is visible
>2 up 2 down but sold for £2 million last year you are RATTLED LMAOOO
>>218913499I've heard that Cyprus is a good option, might do it myself.
>>218913499Dubai here I come
>>218913499Unless you can get rich, win an omaze house or get a council place, it's really not worth being here. The thought of a 20+ year mortgage I can barely afford to live in a shoebox is just grim.
>>218913520for me, China or Uzbekistan
>>218913523you into shitting on women are you?
>>218913472>No response to your nan being called a foul slag>Instead copes about the value of a housegrim reading
>>218913534Got that yellow fever eh?
>>218913535For me it's pissing all over each other.
>>218913498this guy has a peng ginger gf who's half his age
>>218912137asda delivery
How much is in your pension lads?£60k for me (30)
heard that saudi rumble was shit can't say i'm surprised
Rorke migrating to one of those Asian countries that don't let foreigners own real estate and getting swindled by Ling Ling
>>218913523That place is a trap, don't fall for it.
>>218913579>Look him up>25 years old
>>218913589i've only ever worked for 8 months
going to become an arch boomer landlordberg with my inheritance.
>>218913591Modern wrestling is soulless crap, don't know why people still watch it.
skipping is by far the most fun form of cardio
WHERE'S YOUR THREAD AAAAAAATWHERE'S YOUR THREAD ATWHERE'SYOURTHREADAT
>>218913579>pengCan uncs stop using words they don’t understand please
>>218913647bit bent
>>218913650Sweet lass, would snoodle
got frasier on
>>21891358986k for me
>>218913684QUITE STYLISH!
>>218913631>inb4 they leave it all to your more successful brother
somehow >>218913286's cuck grandad managed to build a better house than any Romanian builder can today
>>218913655they look like a d-rex and a spinosaurus
>>218913650whom
Seinfeld? Fraser? more of a curb man.
>>218913712Malcolm Hamish McDougal
>>218913706wish I could afford a car. hate walking and taking public transport everywhere
>>218913726build one
>>218913655Looks like one of those pramface mingers on EastEnders.
Tonight's kino
>>218913589Current Account: 11kBonds: 23kCash ISA: 50kStocks and Shares ISA: 17kLifetime ISA: 10.1kPension: 17.5kPrivate pensions are for mugs, literally can't even access it until 57 and that'll inevitably go up to 65 or so by the 2050s. Just pay the minimum amount and ignore it.
Covid era was peak /brit/
>>218913719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rco1QQShM1Y
>>218913726get a bike
Red wine hangover, feel drier than an old lady's badger this morning.
>>218913783start hrt>>218913726start wearing dresses>>218913647become gay
>>218913760Went to shit after the 5th series.
tried to find the /brit/ edish where I asked a question to see if I had gotten any replies but couldn't find it. Can anyone help? the question was about how many dates before first kiss
used to cycle everywhere but started listening to so many podcasts on my commute i couldn't get through them i had to go back to walking
Baby nephew stayed over for 2 days and now I've got nursery rhymes and kid songs stuck in my headNot good
used to make my mum laugh by inventing funny ways to walk whenever we went anywhere
>>218913816just like peep show
Boy, I'm try'na meet your mama on a Sunday. Then make a lotta love on a Monday.
Hello /brit/, this is Dr Frasier Crane. I'm listening.
unhelpful bastards
Went to a cafe at one of those nature reserves yesterday, the cheeky cunts were charging £5 for a flat white, fuck off
>>218913843I can only watch peep show up to the episode where Mark marries Sophie, after that it's unwatchable.
>>218913851Hello Dr Crane. I have a problem with women. You see, I'm a 35 year old virgin, and I've never even come close to having a gf! What am I doing wrong?
>>218913837sur le pont d'avignonfrère jacquesil pleut il pleut bergèreall the classics really
mad how people who live in cold countries still stab each other. tropical heat creates aggression, never gone mental in winter, too cold
>>218913882Leaving the house more than once a week would be a good start.
>>218913837ywn have a little bunny helper
>>218913917what reason does one have to support reform unless they are anti mass migration
>>218913916Uhh thanks doc. I will try it. [Click]
>>218913917>>218913939It's Sunday, piss off back to /pol/
fras is on the pints
ROMPING with my school chums in the fens and spinneys
My employer has recently changed our pension provider and for the first time in a long time I've looked at my pension pot. After 10 years of work it's.....£400
gan dahn the pub
Lads, we're through the looking glass now.
ignoring the thoughts in my head and thinking nothing
>>218914044>LadsIt was The La's who sang 'Looking Glass' THOUGH
>>218914032Doesn't sound right, contact the previous pension company pronto.
>>218914040Caught covid at this very pub during the England Italy euros match back in 2021
The house that my parents sold when they got divorced is now worth nearly one million pounds, the selfish cunts decided to sell it for just over 300 about 20 years ago because neither of them "wanted to carry on living in a house that holds suh bad memories. Thanks, cunts.
>>218914114that potentially saved your life
>>218914132How so?
>>218914032Your employer is trying to steal your pension money, get this looked into asap
>>218914032they probably haven't moved over the old one then
>>218914032Three options hereSomething has gone wrongYou accidentally opted outYour old pension hasn't transferred yet It's probably the latter but keep an eye on it
>>218913972leather jackets look so peng on women
poo
>From today, alcohol duty is increasing, sending the price of a pint in your local even higher Potential fights in Coopers today between the tightfisted jobless Scousers and the bar staff!
I have a theory that every single person alive at the moment m, literally every single person on Earth, is getting crazier and crazier and losing more and more sanity as time goes on. By 2035, we all be drooling retards suffering from dementia.
>>218914352>>From today, alcohol duty is increasing, sending the price of a pint in your local even higher >Potential fights in Coopers today between the tightfisted jobless Scousers and the bar staff!fascinating
>>218912159front of mouse
>>218914423even people without phones?
>>218914423You're correct, and social media and the internet are to blame
>>218914453Even my grandma has a phone.
>>218914502>>218914502
test poo