Late Sunday morning realisations edition
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>>218914477she fit?
>>218914544those better be beef sausages
get the fat birds posted
Find it hard to give a shit about tennis>two multimillionaires batting a fuzzy yellow ball at eachother for hours on end>crowd frequently overreacts when one of them plays a decent shot>5 set matches are an absolute chore to watch and kill your precious time>one of them wins and gets even richer from playing a sport that hardly anyone plays seriously
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>>218914584i said fat birds not wide hipped lasses
Saw a very good looking older woman in the supermarket yesterday, looked about 50 but she had a cracking arse on her in her skintight jeans, bet she's a lot of fun in bed corrspaff
>>218914584Fucking hell, that's a good looking young woman.
>Israeli air strikes kill at least 32 in Gaza in heaviest wave of attacks since Trump-brokered ceasefire
>>218914581this but all sports
Been awake since 8am and I still haven't eaten, what am I like eh
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escaped gorilla broke into my house and ate all my bananas last night
>this but all sports
straight white men are the most oppressed demographic on the planet
>>218914708trvke we make Palestinians look like kings in comparison
>>218914708So true
>>218914708yep
>>218914708What about Chinese and men?
another sunday up too late for church
>>218914708mostly oppressed by other straight white men who have purple haired white harpies whispering evil commands into their defeated ears
>>218914762my local church holds their services from 2pm-3pm, i think it's because they know it's a bogan neighbourhood and everyone's too hung over to get up before noon
going to play some gta 4
>>218914791The floaty driving physics almost ruin that game.
>>218914791i don't say this about many games because i find the prospect annoying, but gta 4 is in dire need of a remaster
>>218914788lol that's actually quite funny
>>2189147888am, 9.30, and 11, it's a catholic church so very busy you see
>>218914809>floatythe exact opposite of how i would describe it desu
poonot just poo though, Emma Watson’s poo
>>218914600>>218914584My first subconscious thought was that these two pictures are related.
Used to kiss and shag fat lasses in uni. Miss those days...
getting old lads
>>218914904alri 24 year old
love the dream state where magical things happen. love the half awake semi conscious trance state where your mind wanders. totally different to the stone cold stark reality of daytime.
>>218914917i turn 34 in 2 weeks
>>218914878You're the Wojack from that webm who reminisces and about shagging the nerdy fat girl while when he's sitting in a cafe with his thin current day gf lmao
>>218914926I turned 33 three weeks ago.And I have nothing to show for myself so it hits extra hard.
>>218914904ktim just turned 38
>>218914961emmayank
Necessary vocational degrees should be state funded. Stem, law, medicine, teaching and so on.
>>218914904will be 35 this year also a technical virgin
>>218914968Fuck off!
it's dire..... every hotel I find for the canary islands, all 4 star mind you, the reviews always say the food is bad. can't be doing with bad food. the food is important.
>>218914983>technical virgingot the auld nobule sooked did you?
>>218914991Just go to a cafe outside of the hotel
>>218914502Mr Lahey actor died almost ten years ago.... :-(
I'LL be there, will YOU?
>>218915033Will rape any /brit/ poster I find there
"Vera" is the 17th track on Pink Floyd's 1979 album The Wall, referencing British singer Dame Vera Lynn to evoke nostalgia and the lost hope of the World War II generation. The song highlights the protagonist Pink's disillusionment as he recalls her 1939 hit "We'll Meet Again", questioning what has become of that era's promise.
mental how peng amsterdam is. i would live there if i could
wanktoiling to british girls this foine sundayhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1769744497927359.webm>>>/gif/30183966
any sunday toil man in?
>>218915111came on his own arsehole award
>>218915111think that's a willy
I've had two matches on Bumble this weekendBoth chats died after literally like 2 messages. I try to engage with women and it just never works.I genuinely just do not understand how to talk to women. What is wrong with me? Was I just not socialised properly? I try to be polite or funny and it just never works. Is it just dating apps? Both of the women are fairly attractive so it's not my looks. Is it because I sometimes take a while to respond? But I only do that because I don't have the charisma to respond instantly with something funny.It's so fucking pointless and depressing. This is why I have resorted to seeing escorts. It's literally either that or never have any sort of intimacy. Why have I been cursed to this shit existence?
>>218915128jaybaesun, olivia robin, stella, f1nn, this country should add women with willies to its list exports, yanks certainly cannot compete
Bore off
>>218914996mates brother played with it a bit when he showed us how to wankgot it inside a prozzer once but it went soft and couldn't deliver the load so to speak yeah it's been interacted with but not the full virginity losing
>>218915111>dudes with titsShould post are Mark there.
treating myself to an omelette
why does he randomly get his stomach out like that? is it the start of a new descent of madness?https://x.com/TimmyUk/status/2016890381795832261
When are we getting AI android GFs then?
HITLER is alive and is friends with Epstien btw
>>218914544British fine dining
>>218915202it's a power move
>>218915202he did one about his "puck showing" tooget him medicated
It's all kicking off on Abbey Road!!
>>218915200eggs, extra cooked
4 sainsburys taste the difference belgian milk chocolate cookies down the hatch
>>218915200v nice
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>>218915240pooeng
>>218915210looking forward to it Gx
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>>218915234mental and mad how that's not even the original zebra crossing
what's going on in wycombe
>>218915126didn't know there was an award for that
what's going on in weymouth
My car
@/brit/
>>218915331I do lose a lot of huge pussy.
Don't streSS
might do a sudo pacman -Syu
"yank"ing my "emma" if you know what I mean!!!
might suck a cock
>>218915210Is more stuff coming out frequently, or is it all out but just taking literal days to comb through?
>>218915361
whores have more dignity than brit
>>218915400what about escortlad who fucks whores
>>218915375they dropped like 3.5m files or something, so reckon there’s a lot of sifting yeah
>>218915375it's difficult to search because it's mostly OCR and the awful jeff spellingall OSI neets going through it for twitter likes
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>>218915291It's canonPaul has walked across it a bunch of times for photos and documentaries Nearly got ran over once as well
>>218915129Don't overthink it, it's because men signing up to dating apps are submitting themselves as items on a menu. It's a menu for women with no price for them to pay, just endlessly increasing options to pick from. They have zero reason not to select the best, and if they can't find the best, they can wait. Nobody can possibly know each other through some pictures and a bio description, but that's all you get on a dating app, so they are looking for the best first impressions of these pictures and bio descriptions possible. You must understand that women log in to these sites and have 999+ messages from men to flick through, so of the dozen or so they choose to respond to mindlessly on certainly nothing more than the picture and the hello message (you've been selected for this twice), they then only continue with whoever then holds their interest. You're doing nothing wrong, you're just in an extremely harsh and selective game. None of this is to say anything bad of women using the dating apps either, they have no reason not to be selective in such a shallow environment. My advice is to accept how brutal the dating app scene is and not let it make you think badly of yourself, any man who isn't the best of the best who simply glows gold with first impressions is in your position.
Just skipped through most of the royal rumble from yesterday, seems like a bit of a disaster to host it in Saudi Arabia - All women were covered up- No surprise entrants in the men's rumble- Roman Reigns wings again - Pretty naff arena design with 4 massive pillars that blocked off the view for part of the audience. You'd be raging if you were sat there
>>218915504>- All women were covered upas they should be
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>>218915504sad
>>218914926i turned 34 a few weeks ago and have felt like shit for months at this point
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>>218915475thanks ladDating Apps make me want to shrivel up
>Post a ReplyDon't mind if I do
>poo a reply
>>218914926Just a kid lad, 35 is the new 30
the slightly chubby zoomer lass at toil asked me if I'd ever tasted my own cum before. When I did yes she asked me what it tasted like
just want a fucking dry day so I can clean my new car ladsis that too much to ask?
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>>218915677s
mikey putting his last £3 on a Spurs win
>>218915729This is an inappropriate conversation for the workplace.
>>218915729well...?
new strat is to put my phone in another room so i don't instinctively pick it up and start having a wank x
>>218915805salty. I tasted it once when I was like 14 out of curiosity and it just tastes salty. Then she seemed to think I actually sucked myself off and I had to explain how difficult that is to do physically
>>218915837then you use the computerthen you put the computer awaythen you use your smartwatchthen you put the watch awaythen you use your kindle...
watched plenty of CEI but i change my mind as soon as i cum so i've never tried it
Comfy slow Sunday thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7CZA8R6JW8
>>218915837i started doing pushups every time i think of drinking and now i have way more control of the urge. try doing the same with the goon thoughts
>>218915772my work culture is very open and casual, think how it's like in a fire station or army barracks, it's like that
>>218915860nah only the phone has the hardwired habit associated to it. I'm fine on the computer >>218915926ok i'll do 5 pushups every time the urge gets overwhelmingly strong
Mad how Rorke wants to deport black people when a black boxer pays for his bennies
computer update went well, I'm back
watched that epstein interview, he actually comes across really interesting no wonder he attracted all those elites
>>218915772FOY
leftypol and rorke putting aside their differences to go to the island and party with epstein
sticking my finger up my b-hole
>>218915729Should've told her to find out for herself.
>>218915148>women with williesgenuinely doesnt exist you're delusional
>>218916048I have given flirty answers back in the past but I'm not one of those quick witted banter types so I usually think of the perfect response like 40 minutes later
I think I might quit my job. Spend a month or two out of work getting myself right. Getting off the drugs. Improving my weight issue. My worry is that if I fail or cant find work it might just make everything worse. And I dont know what id tell my family.
>Jude[a] (born 21 April 2000), known professionally as F1NN5TER,[b] is an English Internet personality known for long-term cross-dressing.
>>218916082L'esprit de l'escalier
Lord Jesus you have revealed yourself as the way to the FatherKyrie, Kyrie eléisonYou have poured out on your people the spirit of truthChriste, christe eléisonYou are the Good Shepherd leading us to eternal life.Kyrie, Kyrie eléisonMay Almighty God have mercy on us, negate us our sins and bring us all to everlasting lifeAmen
>>218916134dun get it
>>218916134>long-term cross-dressingis that what he's calling it huh
>>218916082That wasn't exactly heckler material lad.
thinking about the fact that there are teenagers having sex and i'm in my 30s and have never had sex, and even if i did have sex now the best i could realistically hope for is some crusty single mother
little rorkeshka having this bath
>>218916179>thinking about the fact that there are teenagers having sexum...
>>218916176Errrrr
>>218916178but it would have been so cool if I'd confidently said "you're welcome to taste it for yourself" with a glint in my eye but nah I just said "salty"
>>218916189chill nigga not all teenagers are underage
What percentage of /brit/ do you think has never had sex?
>>21891621070%+
>>218916210100%
funny how zoomers think they're more based and redpilled than the soylennials etc etc but then switch to crying in their smelly incel bedroom about the fact they've never seen a human vagina in real life before
>>218916086See if you can take a sabbatical instead, then you have a job to go back to
>>218916179my little cousin turned 16 this week. I still think of him as a little kid. I've had such a head start on him and he'll still probably shag before me
10k run toil done getting back into the swing of things x
>>21891621040
Black Sabbatical
>>218916227zoomer are fast gaining a reputation for being the biggest failures of all generations. The gen alphas mock and ridicule them now too
>>21891621080%83% if you're in the thread
>>218916244any evidence to suggest running around aimlessly outside has any long term health benefits?
>>218916210somehow this general is in the simeultaneous state of being full of experienced shaggers and lifelong truecels
reckon most here have shagged at least once
>>218916267i've done a modest amount of shagging but sometimes i like to larp as a virgin both for a laugh and because i identify more with the virgin lifestyle
The escort I'm seeing likes Sylvia Plath. Is that a red flag?
>>218916210/brit/ is an ex-shagger's general. Been 14 years for me.
>>218916288yes, it means she thinks she's clever despite being a whore, a lot of them will also claim to have master's degrees
>>218916266yeah
>>218916313may i see it?
Why don't the zombies in zombie movies eat each other?
honestly, with the recent tranche of revelations it's not enough to just be a shagger you need to also be a rapist. if you aren't a rapist you ngmi
>>218916288make sure the oven is locked when she comes round
Millennials organising Dungeons and Dragons nights with their fat girlfriend.Zoomers throwing up from nervousness when their phone rings.Zillennials meeting a girl from Twitter at a bar in London after work.
