Dario G editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFKhgF_vkgs
swagalicious
>>218917469>>218917469Migrate when ready.
rorke's thai mail order brideleftypol's troon gfmy lunch
>Women using their innate feminine powers to spot an incel>Women using their innate feminine powers to spot a predator
>>218917546Horrific demon
>>218917546would you know she's half indianmad that
about to commit suicide by janny see you in three days
my apologies to fat cuntsit really is quite difficult to lose weight
>artificial intelligence>it's just loads of matrix multiplication
if i was a woman i;d make myself a celebrity by tellign everyone prince andrew was a great shag and i'd get a show on gb news then get promoted to bari weiss cbs news then id run in parliament for reform. it's that easy
>>218917530Can’t fathom talking to someone nearly 10 years younger than me.Don’t know how the freaks do it.
>>218917530>cutting off your family just to live with a paedo rapist 200 miles awaythis might seem a bit harsh, but at 16 you really should know better
didnt know sir demis was half singaporean
about to lube my chain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4bxUOxY2M0
None of the women at my work have boyfriends NGL women are becoming incels too
>>218917577
>>218917615Need normies off the internet
>>218917604What’s stopping you now.men always want to be whores whenever they imagine changing genders.
>>218917600>machine learning>it's actually just a calculator estimating probabilities based on a data set
famileigh mentioned
>>218917605A 23 year old university student was recently killed after she tried to leave her 40 year old Nigerian boyfriend on a temporary visa
>>218917615random famileigh appears
>>218917508kek this is me
>>218917615If my dad was that second guy I’d hang myself
>>218917633They have a rotation of men they shag, no need for a bf
>>218917645because women are passive in both dating and sex. it'd be like a holiday for any guy to be a woman for a day
>>218917677Na, I went undercover as gay once and asked this and the women didn't really have sex
>>218917615she's not as peng as I thought
Rorke on the far left
>>218917656exactly how is someone 40 relating to anyone that’s younger.
>>218917656
>>218917702most women simply don't have a libido like men, they don't need sex like men do
>>218917707She is it’s just her nose that lets her down
>>218917689Cope
>>218917712No idea and especially with him being a foreigner It makes me feel less bad about being rejected because they are borderline brain-dead if women would choose somebody like that
>>218917615
>>218917707ew what the hellmad how low quality images can make a woman look fit
off to bed
>>218917647sick of it all desu
>>218917743I pray for the day when this faggot dies
>>218917759na night
>>21891774123 year old woman isn’t fully functional, can’t blame her really.
>Na, I went undercover as gay once
right then
>>218917712the massive willy probably helps
>>218917641
>>218917817blimey who’s the tart on the right
>>218917802dont google prostate orgasm!
1st of february today
>>218917576its pretty obvious
>>218917846so what rorke
Rorke just casually crashing out at 3pm on a Sunday afternoon is he?
why the FUCK has it taken 2 years for another season of ludwigdavid mitchell is NOT that busy
>>218917855mmm long torso
>>218917486Dario G died of arse cancer, no lieScream
>>218917641>>218917829this is hot because it looks like they just sucked a willy and have cum in their cheeks
>>218917254did the second one actually happen though? i remember all the press being ushered out and everyone on tiktok was saying he did
What about a walkie talkie but you only use it for telling people how much you don’t like pakis and how you never shag and we call it a Rorkie Talkie
how teh hell do you even get bum cancer
got a great idea for a book but too lazy to write it
>>218917901there was a squidgy sound picked up by the shotgun mics that very possibly could have been a sludgy brown liquid being forced out between two geriatric cheeksbut, it is also very possible it was someone else in the room
>>218917903eating ready meals and other frozen shite
Can't believe I've spent half my life on a website invented by Jeffrey EpsteinMust be how old people felt about Gary Glitter and Rolf Harris and Jimmy Saville
>>218917924>>218917903also anal sex with someone who has HPV, thats why you should get the vaccine for that or you might end up like michael douglas
>>218917855teeth too big for her mouth giving that hamster look perfect for sucking all the cocks
>>218917903anal sex with condoms, you get it from the leaching chemicalsgotta go raw
Doing a spot of creative writing of what I saw last night:Yesterday evening, during one of my virginous strolls, I came across an event. A rather dull yet irregular occurrence, and so I shall relay it.A young, swarthy man from the cursed subcontinent, where many of our nation's problems hail from, was riding along on an E-scooter down a dark street, almost as dark as his soulless eyes.On the opposite end came an old man, a local man, also a source of many of our nation’s problems in his advanced age.They met and crashed. The old man was sent flying onto the concrete, while the young man stumbled off his bike but remained upright."You fucking wanker!" shouted the old man from the floor. The swarthy man looked back in confusion while getting back on his E-scooter. No concern for the elderly, this is the mark of his race, especially when the elderly are white devils, his natural enemies."Stupid cunt... wanker!" the old man continued to shout.At this point, the swarthy man was on his way, the old man slowly remounting his bike. The clash was completed, and both went on with their lives.
>>218917891
you think thats bad louis? remember that time i got bum canca?
>>218917903eating too much carbs and not giving your gut a break
>>21891794575% of bogan kids have that weird mouth-slightly-open rabbit teeth lookvery masculine tomboyish face tooshe looks like half the lachlans i went to school with
>>218917980monke
>>218917712He's house sharing with a stressed student. He's carefree and only interested in having fun. He has drugs, they end sleeping together. It's not a relationship its just a distraction. Then she realises its not what she wants and tries to break it off
seems niggers have invented a new phrase, "how X people be moving" and suchand zoomer wiggers have been very quick to adopt it
mathsphysicselectronicscomputerssoftwarenetworkinginternetdataairoboticsautomation
why are all you retards saying 16 years old is paedo? When did you all become so americanised you didnt know the age of consent in your own country? Is it the yank podcast slop the zoomers consumed?
>>218917999what does it mean
>>218917867Does at least one other gameshow apart from Would I Lie To You. Did a new series of Mitchell and Webb. Not exactly twiddling his thumbs.
rorke explaining to the hoes the difference between paedophilia and hebephilia
Shagging 16 year olds is more a chavvy thing in my mind desu, sort of girls who'd go to the pub on friday and constantly skip school>inb4 we didn't have that in my schoolShut it possho
>>218917932
help! help! im being raped
>>218917999People have said that for decades
stuck on what to do with myselfI write code usually but have been made redundant by AImight start taking drugs
>>218918072don't fight it
>>218917743his head is so small
>>218918073no they didn'tpipe down
>>218918085>I write code usually but have been made redundant by AIwhy
might become a they/them
>>218918036>Age of consent K, come back in 30 years when your daughter has a 60 year old boyfriend
>>218918072Reminds me of Bottom Live 2>What do they say in downtown central LA?>Help! Help! I'm being raped, mugged and murdered!
>>218918099Yes they have
take this unc dick
>>218918127>forbid the relationship>daughter rebels and wants the crusty old boomer willie even moreThough within 30 years they'll probably bump it up to 18 desu
im officially unc :skull:
not had a meetup in a while ladsoswestry was nice last time, any thoughts for where we should go next? x
>>218918127This is what the second wave feminists want however.
>"Christopher Nolan's upcoming film "The Odyssey" features Lupita Nyong'o cast as Helen of Troy">"Christopher Nolan's father was a British advertising executive of Irish descent"
>>218918139no they haven'tpipe down
>>218917980fetal alcohol syndrome
We are the victims We are the victims No time for championsCause we are the victimsof the woooorld
DUDE SWEDE LMAO
Rorke raising the age of consent to 30 so nobody asks why he's a virgin
the raped rorke theory
Rorke inventing a time machine and going back to 2011 because he "needs a second chance at love"
poor young man has ruined his life
its all rorke rorke rorke with you lot isnt it rorke this and rorke that rorke in the morning and rorke for lunch and rorke before bed
boar off
>>218918349>>218918336>>218918308popular fella this ‘rorke’
>>218918352ktim
wadey just cost me 30 quid
>man united playing>/brit/ grinds to a halt
>>218917726USA was always Jewish at its core.
might do a cheeky 2am maccas run to see what kind of sleep-deprived creatures they've got working at that hour
feeling dishevelled
wanked to deep throat (1972) the other day
>>218918445nah get some dimmies
>>218918453heard that film played a part in getting richard nixon busted for watergate
VAR cucking me out of ever winning a bet again
>>218918445Get a Big Brekkie
rorke and his dad sitting in the front room watching man united (rorke is on his phone posting on /sp/ most of the game)
second time in the past year i've been trailing a vantablack driver joining the motorway at 30mphcan't be too mad, we need these guys otherwise remigration won't happen
hes mentally shadowboxing his made up dollhouse character 1927 times a month
the lidl near me employs only jeets, poles, and ex-junkies
>>218918501brits do not suffer
right that's me done
>>218918519nothing wrong with that
>>218918519my aldi is basically a white ethnostate strangely enough. also greggs. you ever see biomass at greggs? i dont
>>218918501>congealed 3d-printed eggdisgusting but somehow enticing...>>218918539for some reason my local greggs is all blacks despite there being almost no blacks in scotlandthe rest are mostly white tho
>>218918519local one to me has a bird who has a nice arse
>>218918535don't mind the poles, the jeets are incomprehensible because of their scotjeet accent, but the worst are the junkies. constantly super stressed, shouting and screaming all the time, yet absolutely zero situational awarenessalso love to randomly accuse customers of stealing
>>218918539i only ever see fat women working in greggs
>>218918550no just disgusting
waitrose has the best staff
>>218918593nah the body shop
>>218918531It's a product served exclusively in Australia
>>218918593>>218918603For me it's HMV staff then LUSH staff then CeX staff.
CeX staff stink of shit man what are you on about
not long up
>>218918646sometimes they stink of fish, depends on the day
>>218918654desperate to fit in australian
>>218918654only if mark has been in
>>218918646It’s the customers who stink of shit in CeX not the staff
>>218918674the smell of that cursed place rubs off on all who enter
CeX customer assistant second hand sex arse
chickfila has the best staff here cuz they offer high school students scholarships and are closed on sun
>>218918684wouldnt mind filling those chicks eh !
thought catberg was dead because i aint seen her in weeks but i just saw her running up my driveway as i was pulling in earlier and she came in for some fancy feast
boots employs loads of benders and trannies
>>218918724would shag them all
>>218918752job search going well then?
>>218918741mad how cat owners just let their little pest run wild until they get their brain splattered across the nearest freeway or the local psycho kid hooks its guts out through its arse but will go ballistic if you suggest they just keep it indoors
>>218918770true
*rattles the runt cage*
How much sleep do you get per night?
>>218918255I will murder you with my bare hands, you lying sack of fucking shit
>>218918784SKREEEE SKREEEEEEE
Anyone else ban evading right now?
>>218918762it would actually be a decent job
>>218918808no you won'tpipe down
when i was a kid, when people asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up, i would say "a real estate agent" for a laugh, but now i'm actually considering it
>>218918784*cowers in fear in the corner*
Tom Rowsell celebrating the end of Yuletide with a Wodanic wank.
>>218918770they have to run free, no good keeping them locked up
>>218918809>>218918852the duality of rorke
waiting over an hour for my just eatchecked the app and it says it has been delivered but no one has been near my doorfucking brilliant serves me right for using that slop
Did you lads know that WW2 was orchestrated by Hollywood so they had a good story to make films about? Mad.
>>218918883you've been done mate fair and square
>>218918839holy wogoli
>>218918922i am a white balding man
CEX policy of only hiring anorexic, depressed emo lassies who look like they smell of cheese. Naturally the manager is an older male with long hair.
ZAMN!!HIS TOUPEE FLEW STRAIGHT OFF!
CEX washing their DVDs in the sink.
>>218918883sory i eat your food, it smell delicious :)
Look at the joy on the rentserf's face, only landlords (landkings more like) can provide such a service
>>218918967based landgod
>>218918936holy boganoli
>>218918950SOMEBODY GON GET THEY ASS KICKEDSOMEBODY GON GET THEIR WIG SPLIT
successfully used binaural beats and hypnosis audios to turn myself straight
Rorke crashing out at the teenage cashier in CeX after he only offered him £3 store credit for his Reform FC home shirt (3XL)
>>218918950i like how once the other guy sees it come half off he starts going for itvery petty
Bloody benchod bitch snatched my wig
Trading my cock into a CEX staff members arse. Well it's not against the law, is it?
>>218918950>wearing a toupe when someone is going to violently shake your head repeatedlywhat did he think would happen
/brit/ supports Tottenham Hotspur in their match against Manchester City later on today
>>218919010i am a white balding man who has never smoked meth and still has all his teeth
>>218919090no we don't be quiet
Can we talk about the bonus situation?
Article 5 is actually so shit, if you read the text of it. Should just get out of NATO and make practical alliances in Europe.
>>218919090anyone but wogsenal
Alri lads
farticle five
>>218919099antisemitic post *tells on you to Prevent*
>>218918883i made my own burgers and pancakes within the last hour
wasted another dayread 3 articles but I need to read another one AND three memorials and a commentary to hit my goals
read 3 farticles
mumberg made a homemade pizza but it tasted shit so i scuttled off for maccies instead
>>218919233rotten son
>>218919233hope you gave her a good smack
>>218919198Articles about what
The English are so far removed from their own culture that they are now overtly xenophilic and crave anything that they feel to be 'foreign', in part because of a disdain for their own cultural heritage.This has become so engrained in English society that even traditional English foods, drinks and traditions are spoken of as new imports, and more esteemed for it.Sad, really.
why catnt those westminster eggheads just make an pig meat machine which makes meat in a computer god knows what theyre all up to there
>>218919242it genuinely tasted like some weird shit that she likes on pizza but i don't, like anchovies or something
>>218919233>it tasted shitWhat was the problem...the crust, cheese or sauce?
>>218919233Did she yeah?
sloppy joe grilled cheese
I regret to inform you all that I've become a furry.
Anchovies are grim if they're cooked into the pizza topping. They're pretty good if you apply them as a garnish after cooking
>>218919251>even traditional English foods, drinks and traditions are spoken of as new importsSomehow I doubt that.
if you gave me a fresh carnation i would only crush it's tender petals
>>218919251Grow up, Rorke.
>>218919274didn't say it only just happened, it was a few hours ago
>>218919258Was just saying this down pub
>>218919318Sure thing buddy
>>218919303That's because the corn syrup has addled your fat-filled brain, Cletus
>>218919318DTFIC has decided it didn’t happen therefore it didn’t happen.
>Grow up, Rorke.
80% of millennials had one stands regularly 20% of gen-z doWow
>>218919251Think of something like chicken tikka masala though. It is a British creation, by foreign inspiration. So it's kind of a hybrid
Can't believe that English harlot forced Ulster into suicide.
>>218919372what's a one stand
>>218919372mad how gen alpha will be as wildly different to genz as genz were to millennials
75% of all zoomer men have never had sex20% of all zoomer women have never had sexthat could only mean one thing..
I am a 30 year old virgin. Times are grim.
>>218919382link ulsters funeral
>>218919341Give an example then. What's something traditional that the English treat as new
>>218919397gen alphas are normal, as are the gen x-ers and hte millennials. Zoomers are outcast freaks, shut-in neckbeards
I miss kingcobra and his food hacks.
>>218919393>what's a one standHow you were concieved
>>>/sp/153237070
>>218919441never watched him but that death is grim wonder what killed him did alcohop make his appendix burst and he thought it was a hangover?
>>218919441...they weren't really food hacks were they matehe was a poor soul with asperger's syndrome and autistic retards made fun of him online his whole life and now he's dead. He died miserable and depressed
>>218919438cant imagine thats true of gen alpha as they were likely exposed to the internet earlier than zoomers and to a worse degree
>>218919449What a whacky character
Ummm
>>218919467The internet and its effects on the young pushed us all in to cleaning it up just in time for the alphas to be normal again. Its too late for zoomers
>>218919466what we do in life echoes in eternity
>>218919428Link it? There's a video? He'll be in Hell anyway. Suicides don't go to heaven.
>>218919442not through doing a handstand I can assure you that
>>218919509RIP
rec a film lads
not seen zeidy in here in a while... aha
>>218919509this lid about to do the sickest magic trick frfr
>>218919490is that pepper ann?why have you posted that?
70% of women reported that they would feel upset if their boyfriend had sex with his teacher while he was below the AOC
>>218919441avocado frieeees
110 dollars for the food shopping this week, fucks sake
>>218919579mr. vampire (1985)red sorghum (1988)coming home (2014)mickey blue eyes (1999)young winston (1972)
>>218919579The Brutalist (2025)
>>218919615they don't want us to be happy
>>21891957912 angry men, its old but its great
>>218919619go aldi
>>218919579ghostbusters (1884)
sir ivar hardy
>>218919619£250 ($345)lasts me the month me
>>218919615To rephrase what women say - what he did in the past is his business
Nice chill Sunday for me de lads. No hangover either since I didn't drink last night so get in. Garn neck this wuppa then get sorted and head off out.
>>218919671usually £150 a month for me from lidldo you shop at waitrose or eat loads of ready meals (or both)?
women owe me sex doesn't matter if I'm NEET
ghostbusters was always fucking shit i dont see what the fuss is about
>>218919696I go to Aldi actually and no i dont
just saw the /v4/ thread on outer /int/place is in an utter state
meant to ask the woman what her vagina smells like but had a freudian slip and asked what her vagina "stinks" like
>>218919692You garn Beehive for a little shitty in your nappy de lid? Corrrrrrrr! It lush and 4x smelly. Garn Huggies.
>>218919708Gen X'ers pissing and shitting their diapers reading this
>referencing a typo from 2023He needs help
>>218919579Sword of the Stranger (don't dismiss it because it's animated, it's a marvel of animation and choreography)Some films I watched recently that I enjoyed:Rec (2007)Gonjiam Haunted AsylumR PointHope (2013)Silenced (2011)Been on the Gookino as of late, Hope and Silenced are great films that speak on how corrupt the Korea's justice system is, but they're quite hard to watch given the nature of them
arsed up my life
>>218917712>relating to anyone that's youngerthe idea that you have to 'relate' to people to appreciate their company is a psyop
>>218919641Aldi is too far of a drive from me, id rather just pay the extra money and go pick it up at albertsons around the corner>>218919671Thats about what I pay for two peoplem I just had to buy a lot this week
>>218919723grow up
>>218919761pscrtim
>>218919771Little Seany gonna poopoo in his nappy! Garn luvvvverly shit in his Huggies! It lush. Red cord spacker brigade in full force.
extremely low quality or trolling?
>>218919775derren browns whip
>>218919753Please don't call it that
>>218919805It's not trolling if it's true to be fair.
>>218919775rorkypops swervin'leftypops in hot pursuit
>>218919710how tf do you spend 250 a month on just one person then
wish i was english and was a real english supporter of an epl team im just a foren plastic bandwagoner
Lidl gang represent. Aldi is for tossers.
Think I'm over my obsession with the escort I've been seeing lads.I still find her attractive but on reflection maybe she isn't as perfect as I thought.
>>218919845It lasts the entire month. I have two fridges you see
>4x>2x>lushall zeidyspeak
#alcoholismwreckslives
i'm smarter than all of you
putting a richmond sausage up my arse
>>218919855Lidl has the better bakery, Id kill for one of those brownies right now
>>218919372>80% of millennials had one stands regularlyclearly bullshit
He's called Helperlad because he helps himself to Huggies nappies regularly.
>>218919872How much does she charge
>>218919901everybody was out every friday and saturday night in the 2000s
>>218919916£200 for an hour but longer bookings work out cheaper per minute
>>218919372This is what no alcohol and social media does to a generation
on di island widda yung sheldon proot di algoridm wid de einstein, yung sheldun big bang teeori
90% of statistics are made up
Yanks be like I would kill someone for a brownie
>>218919911Take a day off, bullymong. It's Sunday.No cyberbullying on the Lord's Day.
>>218919961
>>218919977I don't think I will, Seanlad. I'll bully you every day. It's my heavenly duty.
looking at the house market and developing a deep searing hatred of boomers
>>218920024Does he really deserve it?
>>218920066>>218920066>>218920066New
>>218920079>>218920079>>218920079
>>218920058He does indeed. He pretends to have autism and lives in a carehome, taking up a spot an elderly person could use. As well as that, he's a alcoholic drug addict with a tiny pecker.
>>218919874>wasting leccy bill on two fridges to store food that will probably go bad before you eat ityeah id rather just go to the supermarket more
>>218920092How does he pretend to be autistic exactly? At what point does it stop being fake?
>>218917486>Ivan jannie gets big sad about being a nigger>acts like a nigger in retaliation>nukes threadJanniefag is assblasted by the truth.The beatings will continue despite your ban. I will accept your full surrender given the following conditions:1)you make a new thread apologizing for being such bottom faggot shitters2)beg for my forgiveness and remove all bans3) attach a Webm of lesbian GILF porn4) pin itI will rape you slav niggers until you love me
