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Democrats won a Senate seat in Texas lol
The USA needs to get her shit together
Snap into a slim jim o algo
>>218920231No politics, assface
>>218920233>>LMFAOOOOOO
>>218920196
>tfw sister-in-law privately told my wife she thinks I'm autistic and told her not to tell me
>SEA>Suffering
Remember that time Panera bread made lemonade that kills you?
>>218920319that was me all of elementary school
Bros…I miss my college cafeteria
DancingWalkingRearranging furniture
>>218920231It's a sign of the times, but still means little as Texas senate is comfortably Republican.
>>218920196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOnxmiaUQK0
Eating mega stuffed oreos and I took two apart and put them together to make a double mega stuffed oreo
fell asleep last night without brushing my teeth and i feel kinda gross ngl
>>218920396This guy just shattered the Matrix
>>218920196I don't like Jay Kay's music that much, but his cars are cool
>>218920419Thank you for acknowledging my achievement. I'll remember this
My hot take is that there is no difference between saliva and indica. All weed feels the same.
blahpipo munfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL0AHn3AQkQ
The president audibly shat himself on live TV.
Mom has some week old fish stew in the fridge
>>218920710My moms pussy is fishy
>>218920695no he didnt
Ice released that 5 year old and his dad, good
>>218920854https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg
>>218920196"Death to America" is trending on social media (again).
>>218920585Sativa makes me jittery and more paranoid. I don't get that with Indica. Hybrids are the best to be honest family.
back from church
>>218921003Same I had a dream about this last night and I have no one to talk to so I'm posting it here
>>218920929that was just a small toot, he did NOT shit himself!
>>218921003can you pray for me?
>>218920935Nun me ne frega 'o cazz'
>>218921003>>218921026God doesn't exist by the way
Epstein didnt want Elon at his parties lol
>>218920516that is fka
>>218920929I wish it were true but the audio is so fucked up on that clip he would have to have the mic in his anus for that to be true. Even when he's talking it sounds like he's on the other side of the room but the "shart" is directly in the mic
>>218921139elon hit epstein with>i am too smart to spend time doing mundane things
>>218921159Epstein forwarded Elon's request to be at a little St James Island to Ghislane and she told Elon basically that sorry we're actually winding down those parties, a soft rejection
got hit in the jaw with a baseball as a kid and it's been slightly misaligned ever since. my mouth is mildly off centerthe right side of it clicks and pops very similar to an injured rotator cuffit has never been painful and I never thought it was all that noticeable, I rarely even thought about it until todayI'm wondering if I'm actually just used to it and it's obvious to everyone else
>>218921245lol elon is such a goober
>>218921138I was excited by the thread watcher icon being lit up, I thought someone had something to say about the cabinet washing machine, but no, it's just The Amazing Bongtheist
microsoft please, i dont want the new copilot preview
Every autistic twink is a beautiful transgirl waiting to be born
XML > JSON
>>218921026have you ever tried pulling a washing machine? shit's heavy. also God is real
>>218921349the first thing I do with every windows install is run o&o shutup and chris titus tech's utilityI've never had a single pop-up or ad about copilot, 365, candy crush, or anything else people usually complain aboutdo you do this in your country?
>>218921510When I was a kid I saw my father pick up a washing machine and throw it in the back of his truck. In that moment he was literally superman to me
Gabe, not in the files
minxy!
reputable sources tell me that women are actually a hivemind
>>218921510>shit's heavyWhat if it was on a really sturdy cabinet drawer
>>218921659womenbros, what do we think about this post?
>>218921659Women are not tyranids
>>218921647a simpler time
>>218921510In your mind
>>218921678I think the important part is to have sturdy supports. Sometimes the spin cycle on my machine is so violent that the washer moves a couple of inches from the wall.
>>218921510They make drawer sliders for weights in excess of 1000 pounds
>>218920290Alternate Sopranos intro song
>>218921892kek
sopranos have the worst intro ever
Good morning, good morning!
>>218922033horrendous opinion
>>218922040What do you have planned for the day?
>>218922033 Really? It's one my favorites. Along with Banshee and Daredevil.
>>218922033It’s literally the best intro in the history of television thoughbeit
>>218922056Go for a walkDo laundry Play Terraria How about you?
Woke up this morning got some gabagool
>>218922033L take
i'd get a vasectomy if i had sex more often
>tfw there's a show based on my lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stKnFxRY45YI'm okay now, moved back to Jersey.
No it’s okay
>>218922075Go to the gym then play space marine 2
>>218922095nice IP address retard
>>218922068Gaba goo ay tone *pew pew* *brooding dark suspenseful music* ay marone *pew pew*
>>218922141don't think he's using it anymore
>>218922153Ever had gabagol? It'll change your life. Best cut of meat by far.
spice gets in they way of the flavour of the food
I like mortadella more than gabagool
I did not care for Catherine O'Hara
>>218922185The best meat is pork shoulder
>>218922212You also like dick more than pussy
>>218922242Your mom's pussy likes my dick
Tony Soprano or Walter White, which one wins the oiled-up twerk-off?
>>218921510I do almost daily at work, they really vary. The nicer, bigger ones can get pretty hefty at over 250 pounds. The smaller, cheaper ones typically aren't so bad to deal with.
>>218922240Capocollo is made of pork shoulder
>>218920319GODIWISHTHAT WEREME
LGBT people are mentally ill, I must say.
>>218921610Gabe is also a Seahawks fan. Go hawks.
How do I become rich like Gabe Newell?
>>218922285Tony obviously
>>218922349Find a successful business at the right time.
>LGBT2QIAIDS+all of it just falls under Q
>>218922363Skinny bitches who know how to twerk win over thicc bitches going on instinct. Walter is a smart, cultured man, he understands fully how to shake it. Does Tony?
>>218922286Cap-a-collar is not a word
I like these skeleton memes but I don't really get this one. What does it mean?
Eh buds we should all go for a fishin' trip to Nova Scotia eh
Are there unironic Italians ITT? I thought you guys were pushed onto isolated reservations (eg Staten Island and Connecticut).
>italians Ayyyy bippity boppity boppity
>>218922553I used to know this Italian American from New Joisey. He had the accent and everything.But it was weird because physically he did not look like the stereotype at all. He was tall, pale, and blond haired. He could pass as a Scandinavian American from the midwest.
kek fucking pwned in the cunthole
>>218920585Indica makes me REALLY sleepy I agree with the other anon that hybrids are the way to go This captcha is cancer, takes so long to scroll through the options 3 times
What goes on in this part of Canada?
>>218922618 Toll Paid
>>218922657it should give you less options over time unless you are posting from new IPs, i only get one now.
>>218922679Cold, NDNs, and high suicide rates.
For me it's Latinas.
>>218922212i love mortadella too
>>218922710ultra based
One day I will move somewhere here
>>218922738Ok but come legally and don't vote blue
>>218922710for me it's redheads
>>218922212>>218922724 Salami mogs both
>>218922618average normie should be aware of how strong and blatant the jew brainwashing is these days but they’re not. this melanin enriched gentleman is ugly af and simian looking, probably has absolutely 0 redeeming qualities
>"Why don't you just do the things you want to do, Anon?">Applies to do the things I want>Get rejected>No available entry point without massive expensises'We're heading down the road to serfdom. Ironically, in part because of the ideology spread by that book.
wallstreet considers tesla 20x more valuable than general motorshow in the dogshit
>>218922801The American economy is literally just people one-upping each other in convincing everyone their shit's valuable. That's why we have a recession every eight years.
>>218922792Serfdom is the natural state of things. The "do what you want" idea only worked for the post-war boom period. Imagine telling some dirt farmer in the 1700s "just do something you like" lmao
>>218922766 I will vote always red and fly an American flag on my porch. I want a big house in the suburbs and a lawn to mow every day. Just let me in already it's hell where I am.
Redheads are cute. There are redhead latinas, so we got that in common.
>>218922921>Montana, Wyoming>suburbstry again
>>218922801They're speculating on future technology
>>218922969For some reason I thought Cheyenne would have at least 100k people but only 65k
>>218922710that’s a “boymoder” aka tranny
>>218920585Indica makes me overthink everything . I much prefer how Sativa makes me loosen up
I turned 28I am hereby exempt from all "young man" moral panicsMy behavior is not some concerning trend we need social engineering to correctI am a boomer, leave me alone, I know what I need and what I want
I miss regular captchas
will never be able to ken the minds of those who post ragebait headlinessick, depraved people
I'm whatever you call a weeaboo but for America
>>218923179I miss not having captchas at all
Going to my first NBA game next week. What am I in for?
not racist but indians and arabs are not humans. everytime i see them in public i get annoyed.
>>218923231What stadium? If you're gonna /pol/tard there's "le hecking niggers" there, but if that doesn't matter to you it's just an overpriced sporting event. Eat before you get there, the concessions are obviously massively hiked, and if you support one of the teams, wear a hat with its logo. I suggest finding someone with a cloth presser to press it on a blank hat, much cheaper than something lisenced.
>>218923179the star captchas are so fucking bad its insane.
Hate HRAlways hated HRAlways will hate HR
Good evening ladies and gentlemen
>>218923231>WAIIFa very loud eventI would bring earplugs
>>218923151No it's not
>>218923343
>>218923425That's not the image I posted you blind nigger.
>>218923279>>218923324Brooklyn Nets vs the Washington Wizards @ Barclays Center. Definitely gonna eat before & try to sneak in some snacks
>>218922954>redhead latinasnaturally red? post them
>>218923456it’s clearly a variant of the image dumbass
>>218922771 I like dark haired girls
>>218923179it's such a pain in the ass when making a thread but it's fine when making a post
Big P man spitting facts!!!!
>>218923466There was one on TikTok but I forgot her name>>218923480If I drew a picture of you sucking a dick, it wouldn't literally be a picture of you sucking a dick, though it would be accurate.
>>218923315you are my favorite cummy bummy
>>218923534why>>218923498what about curly long hair Greek girls with big asses?
>>218923584 yeah
For me it's med girls with hairy armpits.
>>218923629hell yeah
>>218923515Is he talking about this
>>218922679Ice and pine trees
For me it's women, oh yeah, women
i don’t really like non-white girls.
>>218923721sometimes there a brown girl at the bar and she looks at you and smiles and you're not sure if she's indian or some kind of brown, you start thinking about it...
>still not in the Epstein files.>only brought up by enemies and jews in disparaging terms>still no evidence of him being in communication with Epstein post his 2005 arrest>doesn't even use email probablyReady to apologize?
>>218923721Why does outer /int/ push so hard this meme that if you're white you have to prefer non-white girls, and if you prefer white girls then you're brown.It seems very forced and artificial.
notice its all scrotes in the epstein files and not a single woman
>>218923805Jizzlane Maxwell was literally one of his main associates retard
eyes wide shut
>>218923768Because they are brainless coomers, porn has warped their brain. Or it's a deliberate shill tactic, it's one or the other.
If I knew how to write musicals, I'd write a musical about a Nazi who escapes to Brazil and falls for a Jewess whose family he killed, and at the end her brother murders him.
>>218923805>and not a single womanwhat are you talking about, so many emails to his assistant and recruiter girls
back from tacobell
called my pastor a nigger today
>>218923805Retarded as fuck, aside from his literal assistants, there's also Hillary, Oprah, and Kathryn Ruemmler who was Obama's lawyer.
shart of the deal
>>218923943did you shart yet
it's too fucking cold
>>218924066not yet
>>218924101we can cuddle
This ain't over 'til the fat lady sings!
>>218924157https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3JcQqw
>>218924157https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E
>>218924157https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl9pb-BsT1w
>>218924157https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8cHxydDb7o
>>218923584idk your posts are interesting
>>218924157https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRYvuS9OxdA
>>218924218You look like that
>>218923996#ThisHappened
>>218924176early 2010s adele was prime slampiggy
>>218924246thanks bro
>>218924330would, she's also a great singer
>>218924244what's up bro
>>218924411all okay. you?
"We need to talk.""you won't BELIEVE what he did...""so... that just happened""soykike43 is CANCELLED""Addressing the controversy....">Don't recommend channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdJmXeod0RE
>>218924450cold
>>218923308Word, fuck them
SEXWITHBLACKWOMEN
It's -4/23F here. Still haven't put the AC on this "winter". It's snowing properly today and it doesn't seem tomorrow it will melt.
>>218924515same
girls FTW!
i'm getting buried in 40cm/16" of snow tonighthurricane force winds as well
Hello, I love the Middle Earth Strategy Battle Game!
Hitler and Epstein got banned from Xbox live
Tim Dillon might be my favorite gay. https://litter.catbox.moe/2angzzd03r1w1viy.mp4
>>218924606>Epic Vacation the biggest cringelord
fire alarmberg didn't like that I was melting copper
>>218924650Why?
reading a book
back in the day people would riot and lynch you if your hat was too bigin 2026 the president of the country is implicated in attending parties where black men rape blonde women to death and people eviscerate babies to slurp the shit from their intestines and nobody cares cos they got work and rent's due
>>218924713Why were you melting copper? I want to try to make moulds for custom miniatures at home and then pour molten pewter but pewter has a much lower melting point than copper (180-290 celcius depending on the composition vs over 1000 celcius for copper).Now that I think about it you probably can't get copper that hot without a homemade kiln at least.
>>218924650And he was banned way back when you can basically say anything, imagine what he was saying that actually got him banned in 2010 lol
>>218924784He got banned in 2013, this was already during the woke xbox live era (no saying nigger or faggot anymore like in the golden days)
>>218924840>2013, this was already during the woke xbox live erareally? I thought that came a bit later
>>218924650Bill Gates banned him cuz Epstein would t supply him with antibiotics after fucking the whores on his island
>>218924865Nah you're thinking about the late 2000's.
Sex with elves>Daaad why do you look sooo much older than mommy? You're only 35, you're over a hundred years younger than her!
>>218924875The disturbing thing was that he was still fucking Melinda...yuck>>218924923You are probably right, I never playd COD or Halo online or any games like that.
At this point I'm just treading waterJust going to work this shitjob for like 6 months and invest all my paycheck nothing else I can do
>>218925026>Just going to work this shitjob for like 6 months and invest all my paycheck nothing else I can doIf you have money to invest from your job then you're already better off than a lot of people. This isn't done in an exploitative way. But when I feel depressed or lose motivation I think about all the people that are too handicapped to work and take care of themselves. How they keep soldiering on. When I think about them I can't really complain.
>>218924768shit is bleak But what can you do, nothing really
We need to trust Trump.
>>218924693The one from Elon was fake apparently
We dead ass got legions of privileged white people rioting to keep illegal alien murderers and child molesters in the countryI'm fucking done
>>218925075I only have money left over because I live such a non-existent lifestyle. I try to spend only at most $8 a day
You niggas into hip hop?
>>218925052One time we found wild strawberries while we were hiking. Wish I could put a small apu next to it. >>218925140how is it fake?>>218925202yes
>>218925202nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FBUgdhxe9M
>>218925178That's commendable. Nowadays there's so many ways to get good free stuff online (books, courses etc) that there's really no need to spend big bucks on consuming. All we can really do each day is try to end it a little better/improved compared to when we started it.
PENIS
>>218925085you could use the incredible powers that the founding fathers gave us to put them all in prison for life.
>>218925085>But what can you do, nothing reallyCitizens arrest
Ever think about what your skull will look like when you die?
>>218925231we also saw a lizard, smal apu next to him also would be cute
>>218925281Citizen arrest is the gayest pair of words available
>>218925231It's not a real image, the one of him messaging girls ftw I mean, you can confirm by looking at the .gov website I fell for it too. it would be funny if it were real
>>218925434Go away
>>218925261Not how the world works. The people have no power >>21892528Lol I'd love to see someone try
>>218925462Fuck you, I won't now Genius move ese
>>218925489Oh okay then
>>218925445damn...they got me good, although this would be something he would say lol
>>218925511So what's up? You good? Get comfortable cause I'm going to be here for a long long time
Now that they're falling out of style, I do like obnoxious hoppy skunky pale ales.
>>218925421we also saw a curious small cow
>>218925544Am Yisrael Chai
>>218925574Yeah thanks nigga I appreciate this I like haribo
just did an oopsie in my underpants
>>218925421Seeing this gay shitty lizard made my day slightly worse, thanks
>>218925480the people have power but they choose not to use it and make excuses as to why not.
>>218925599did you cum?
>>218924769I'm trying to fuck around with casting. You can melt copper (and silver and gold) with a mapp torch in a small crucible. I was going to make a master pattern for a necklace or whatever. I didn't want the crucible potentially contaminated with chinkshit metals, and copper is so cheap and important to regulate (like for refrigeration systems) I doubt it would have much for impurities. Copper should also have similar properties to gold and silver which I think would make it good for practice.
>>218924768>attending parties where black men rape blonde women to deathqrd?
Brian apparently not in the Epstein files
>>218924768>>218925639That was George Bush not Trump you idiot
>>218925612No they don't lol what are you 5 years old The only people that have power are the ultra wealthy
>>218925544Where are you hiding Jeffrey Epstein?
>>218925604why?
Just had a subway Turkey on wheat with the Siracha mayo Shit was soak ash
>>218925667Under my bed as a sex slave You want me to say anything to him? He would say high but Im face fucking him right fucking nowNo homo
Mom made hot buttered rolls
>>218925706We don't appreciate this vulgarity in /cum/.
>>218925734Fuck you nigga
But why male models?
Should i be an incel forever and ever never to have sex or have a gf or talk to women not even once in my entire life?
>>218925711>Epstein spent a year studying acting at RADA, but dropped out shortly after his arrest for "persistent importuning" outside a men's public toilet in Swiss Cottage, London. Cottaging, as it was called, was one of the few public ways that gay and bisexual men could meet, especially if they were closeted.[151]LOL homosexual Jew managed the Beatles
>>218925835You think he ever got up to freaky shit with the band
>>218925773no
>>218925835>Cottaging is a gay slang term, originating from the United Kingdom, referring to anonymous sex between men in a public lavatoryWhy are fags so repulsive? The wiki article tries to claim it was because of repression they were somehow forced to do gay sex in public bathrooms
>>218925835Lennon called him a jew faggot before he died
what do you guys think of other generals? i think /ex-poo/ AKA the Niggerthread is full of evil retards and i fancy /deutsch/ because there are a lot of rare pepes and the posters are cool
>>218925202not now but i adored it in HS. it's the music genre for edgy teens, retards and niggers
bruh I was ignoring the epstein file thing because I only saw one sketchy headline that said there were 3 million pages, but there actually are. What a bunch of retarded fucking shit lol
watching a fat homosexual leftist explore abandoned buildings in Baltimore
>>218925364male, caucasian
fresh tortillas spread with mayo tastes good
>>218925202we don't listen to coon tunes here
>>218925599it happens to the best of us fren
mayo on my sandwich is non-negotiable
You guys love tortas
sex with coons
>>218925202https://youtu.be/0yCJs3GrjpE?si=Vnhjkke4Q3zCDtcH
>>218925984Coon?
The Filipino accent is very cute and distinct. I really like it. Why did it have to be a jeet flood, why couldn't it be Filipinos?
https://youtu.be/FTCBMMfyBJU?si=m1zewrZFMR35t8coI used to love playing this song on my Stratocaster. I'd turn my shitty little Fender amp up all the way, full distortion and sing at the top of my lungs
Filipino niggas be like >Use da Porce, Luke
>>218925813The Todd plot didn't go anywhere
>>218926034There is a filipino flood
>>218926088Use da Porce, Look
>>218926034some filipinas are cute>>218926047based
If we did get flooded with Filipinos in about ten years we'd have a while generation if Josh Lunas
There are Filipinas who are passive wives and some who are sociopathic ultra argumentative, God help you if you marry the latter
where are the messssssssssicans?
>>218926152WHOLE generation OF Josh Lunas
>>218926152Josh Luna is Chinese though
>>218922679It’s not really hospitable for human habitation, but there are a lot of resources there. The Alberta oil sands are in that pic, for instance.
Alright everyone listen up. I am the sneezer. Guys please understand. They calls me big sneezy.
Girls ftw!
>>218926204>Jonathan Luna and Joshua Luna were born on December 10, 1978, and January 9, 1981, respectively,[1][4] in California[4] to Filipino parents.[5]
>>218926204No he isnt. He's filipino
>>218926218*cums on your nose*
>>218926242Kill yourself
Back in my day anyone could just bury a body in the woods and there wernt no dang ol AI space x ray satellites spying on everything you did
>>218926282>>218926282New
>>218926232>>218926233Hes Chinese Filipino, he has one comic about it
“Little” St. James
Before forensics, crime investigation must have been insanely flawed. Unless you were still at the scene of the killing when the police got there, you had a 99.9999% chance of getting away with it
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