Kipper edition
escortlad getting complimented by his 'scorts more than my gf compliments meAt most she'll say I didn't cum too quick this time
>>218922681Kipper? But I hardly know her!
Paris: luxury watches and diamond jewellery worth several million euros stolen from communist Chinese MP's home
Amwf porn does exist, it's all old Chinese men banging groups of Russian prostitutes
>>218922681Wilf is a coon
escortlad getting complimented by his 'scorts more than mum compliments me (only woman in my life)
>>218922721I am alright looking. Just have zero confidence or rizz.One of the escorts I saw said I should be more confident which was nice.
going on the computer
>>218922765hehe what a prankster
>>218922770How big is your penis?
don't think you can post that mate
>>218922794ktim
>>218922681Illustrator includes an English shopping bag to predict that this is what an English town will look like in the near future
>Israel to ban medical charity from working in Gaza over refusal to provide staff listLOL
>>218922824BasedBritsissies don’t know anything about a strong and authoritative government that defends its people anymore
>>218922805Nah it was Scottish mate
I'd enjoy being in a thread or something where the files are being dug through in real time with constant discoveries, but don't want to go on /p*l/
don't like the vibes here tonight :/i'll be back later, please try and improve the thread in the meantime. thanks!
The computer room is quite warm and cosy on this cold winter night. Blanket warm and fluffy. I'm falling asleep in my plush computer chair.. Zzzzz... Zzzzz.... Zzzzz....
one escort descibed my penis as "a good sized dick" and another described it as "big but not too big'
I received a compliment from a girl for the first time in yonks last week week (prior to this I'd been feeling pretty bleak about relationship prospects) then I noticed in toil, a few girls were looking at me/acting differently (holding doors, smiling more at me, apologising over very minor work things) etclooking back I think that compliment alone must have subtly affected my confidence resulting in women noticing me more in a positive way than usual hopefully I can keep the momentum going
me? just having some jersey milk in my cofftea
your diverse cusine leftypol
got an event coming up that's going to make me anxious so i need something to take the edge offevens i get the benzos in, odds i get the opioids in
>>218922897scran
>>218922887ok
>>218922904getting the opioids in anyway
the toil freaks will be going to toil tomorrowI know you're reading this toil freak and I just want to let you know that nobody likes you so hahahhaha
>>218922887i fucked all of those girls just letting you know
>>218922935
what was the moment when you fell out of love with your girlfriend, lads?
futurama porn ruined my life
Timmy's crush
>>218922952early night for you toilmong
listening to billie holiday lads
>>218922961never had a gf me30 KHHV me
>>218922980absolutely gorgeous
>>218922961when the love door opened midflight and I fell out and grabbed wildly to try and save myself and wound up clutching onto her and pulled her out with me by accident and we both fell out of love
realistically, what you do in this situation?
>>218922984Are you Irish diaspora?
>>218922961always suspected her to be a liar but the first time i caught her dead to rights lying about little shit
>nice full lipsif a woman said that to me id wonder what the fuck she was ona bout
I AM THE SURREPTITIOUS URINATOR
>>218923022she's imagining those dsls being put to use
favourite Bach invention lads?
>>218923019You still with her?
>>218922897>nazi if you think this looks disgusting btw
>>218922798 6.8 inches Decent enough I guess
>>218923066poo
>>218923015
>>218922935Be kind to the toilersThey pay our way
>>218922904Speeddating?
>>218922961dont think ive ever been in lovenever felt more than quite fond of a girlwas never that cut up when we split eithermaybe i'm just not capable of it
>>218922961When I played tennis with her.
Terminally online shut in proxynonce
to be honest i do not like most women
what's your fav fag movie?
>>218923186youll fit in here then if you know what I mean ;)
epstein mentioned /brit/ in the files!
>>218922961My ex use to make jokes about my appearance and intelligence all the time. It really bothered me when I was clearly in a shit mood and she would just start bantering me out of nowhere about stuff I was clearly insecure about. She was my first girlfriend when I was 23 so I was absolutely desperate to keep her because I was paranoid about becoming a lonely incel again until I realised one day on the way home from work how much I hated her. We broke up like two weeks later.
huge sluggish poo just slithered its way out of me
>>218923217the ninth gate is a top ciggy movie
/brit/ honesty hour: most people don't treat me like a mentally ill person or child despite being 32 years old
>>218923186Same. Which is why whenever I met one I really liked I fell hard for them. Never went anywhere because I always fell for attractive girls who weren't complete dickheads so they were always snapped up by jammy wankers.
>>218923186More for me. Waheyy!
>>218923069nope, no point in being with someone who is addicted to lying about anything and everything
just got cockmogged outside tesco
>>218922721Is there really a lad who goes around bragging that he pays women to have sex with him and makes it his personality? What a sad bastard.
just got blacked outside homebase
>>218923258>attractive girls who weren't complete dickheads so they were always snapped up by jammy wankerswdym?
rorke>neet>hates britain>republican (worships cromwell)immigrant>grafter>loves britian>loves the kingwoah
Mr stammer
>>218923334I want this job, where did he get it?
>>218923326nta but he's saying that all the good women are taken
>>218923186SameWhich is why I keep obsessing over the escort I've been seeing
>>218923134no i have to ring up centrelink to ask them to please restore my dole since they erroneously cancelled it several months ago
>>218923361it's a pro-diversity role, open only to the global majoritynot for you
I remember crying a lot as a child and now I'm in my 30s and can't cry any more lol
>>218922904bit of both i reckon
need to live in prague and just get pissed every day and sit outside looking at the buildings
cleaned my browser top to bottom yesterdaythis captcha is fucking horrendous
>>218923374but he said they weren't complete dickheads and that's why they were snapped up by jammy wankers?so if they're dickheads then the jammy wankers don't go near them?
I've got my bum out.
>>218923296Good choice
>>218923417ktim i remember my last cry when i was like 15 and have not shed a single tear in the 15 years since
>>218923451you haven't though, have you, clive?what are you really up to?
>>218923334nothing wrong with this fella at all, grateful to be here he is and he's doing work not sponging, I appreciate his gratitude would love to see more of it
>>218923483Aahh you got me, I've actually got my willy out.
>>218923491this woman is attractive to me
The escort I've been seeing seems to now only be working on Fridays to Sundays.Bit annoying as she seems to get booked up quickly anyway. I told her last time we met that ideally I'd see her every 2 weeks or so going forward so hopefully she'll try to save a slot for me.
>>218923491>w-wait africa isn't a country?! i seriously like thought it was haha
going to go to the indian convenience store to pick up snacks. what chocolates or cakes should i buy? are the creamy snickers good?
my twink bum stinks
>>218923520you signed up to that uk punting forum lad?
a light snack
>going to go
>>218923582ummy
>>218923627um x
>>218923622rorke horny at this image
>>218923622
>>218923649that must be so humiliating for him, he doesn't even know how to process it all other than an overwhelming sense of shame becoming linked to his arousal
>>218923704hot
she got dat yung yungdat yea yeadat reel smoove
>>218923622It's quite concerning how common this is nowadays. Especially in British prisons. I wonder if they pursue the job just to have naughty sex with violent criminals.
now that AI is so capable and people use it in nefarious ways why dont they just dump all the epstein files, the billionaire wrong uns could just claim they're all AI and to be honest it probably would work
what games youse playing then
>>218923730um
>>218923742half of all female prison officers have been blacked by inmates
the poo gas stench intensifies when you have a solid poo in queue
farting in front of the oven
>>218923532Is this cooperstownhouse? Thought it would be closed considering it's Sunday.
free my girl she dindu nuffin
i say they should legalise driving drunk if you can prove that you drive well when you're drunk
>>218923773mate this is /brit/
i’m trying to be a bodybuilder but mumberg keeps buying pastries and such and bringing home
>>218923773take a break from the internet you weird cunt
Imagine how big and spongy it was
>>218923757pushing air through poo
>>218922681
spongebob big guy pants ok
funny to imagine that heatherpaedo gets home from getting his gardening business set up, says "ah, finally, some free time" then boots up 4chan to obsessively spam about black penis for 7 hours
>>218923799it's not mumbergs fault her tubby little sven can't stop eating pastries and doing a weird little swedish happy dance as he eats them
>>218923799not your fault she should really learn to support you better
7pm already!
>>218923896heightpill spares no manyou can't avoid it either, it seeks you out
>>218923588Nah I don't like that place.Most of them are old perverts who do it as a hobby.We need an escort forum for shy lads.
>>218923757if fart it means you could take a shit right there and thenfarting = you're primed to evacuate shit
big guybig guybig big guy
nick griffin spongebob squarepants
bradley walsh... raping a nigger !!
>>218923933screaming
>>218923933
>>218923799kick her in the fanny lad it's not on
>>218923896stupid bitch
>>218923933roar
>>218923933You can't say that!
bbc sea cucumberdaffy duck
>>218923933howl
>>218923791netflix doc should be a bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x93eZD1F4vs
>>218923933the greatest /brit/ post of all time
>>218923896i had a girlfriend who was just under 5 footI was funny as fuck watching her flap about
>>218924050incel schizo freak
>>218923933screac
my idea of heaven is one where panam from cyberpunk farts on me for all eternity
>>218923933pscianf
brimble
need a retard gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAH8pOPcJTk
might have an anime wank
Objective: Survive
Self harm time already?
jewel staite sex arse
>>218924115
>>218924177me on every monday since I was 6 years old
need a high functioning autism gf
day off tomorrow. get in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l386CN3ENY4
what on earth
In January 2024, Walsh met Chmelar on Michael McIntyre's Big Show and apologised for laughing at her name
>>218924316
bradley walsh NOT in the epstein files
>>218924213what if i am also a retard
get it because it's like fanny smeller someone who smells fannies
off skiing at the end of the month x
>>218924263my sister
>>218924376based Epstein update
>>218924390fo billionaire
>>218924376can't fault him there
The rubicon has been crossedThe countdown begins
>>218924276>get inThat's exactly what toilberg is saying.
Bit mental that there actually is an elite cabal of paedophiles that traffic and rape kids and Rorke was just right about it the entire time
>>218924446This had been debunked
>>218924446rorke is right about a lot of things.
RORKE RORKE RORKE RORKE RORKEWILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT RORKE
>>218924455hs?
>>218924456List 72
>>218924473Don't know what this means
>>218923015Learn a trade
>>218924455
doing tiktok dances with mousey
tradies get so much clunge its mental
WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING?!
>>218924519Mate is an electrician and he shagged a married woman on the job last week
>>218924476theres at least 72 instances of grooming gangs or foreigners murdering people
>>218924446well he was pretty wrong about one important thing
>>218924546How so?
>>218923933um mousey you can't say that
rorke why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?
psml
>>218924556several incredibly poor decisions by politicians
This is what life-ruining mental illness looks like
>>218922681That's racist. I should sell both these children to slavery in the market of Algiers.
Mad how 4chan makes you do 3 really fucking annoying puzzles so you can post, but if you do enough of them, eventually they give you just 2 easier puzzles
>>218924571we work hard and we play hard
>>218924546Nothing but a dogwhistle for racists
>>218924586Hs?
>>21892362250% of our prison officer population is desperate slags shagging the prisoners and the other 50% is lads from West AfricaWhat the fuck happened to this country
>out for a pint with the lads to watch the Spurs/City game>you'll never guess what this cunt Michael does whilst we're enjoying our pints>he orders a fucking sausage roll with ketchup£7.50 of course as it was Londoncomplete twat lmao
six sevennn :P
>>218924617So what?
>>218924617absolute scenes
>>218924615Do you wish you were her?
>>218924597me talking to myself in the mirror
>>218923742Obviously mateWhat young woman looks at a prison and goes that looks like a lovely place to work if not so that they can get piped by thugs?
>>218924613no idea. their actions are inhuman
>>218924658>>218924615>>218923742can smell the spaff on the hands that wrote these posts
67 howl
>>218923622mhmm
I'm genuinely curious what made the escort I'm seeing take up prostitution.She went to university and she says she got a First in art. She has a brain, although I think she likes to think she's more cultured than she really is.She doesn't seem to be an addict or in poverty (her flat is quite nice, though mayhe she relies on escorting to fund it?)Do women do it just because they have a high sex drive? She did seem to moan a lot more last time when I fucked her in missionary Or do you reckon she's the type to see sex work as empowering?I think she maybe had low self esteem when she was younger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb-DYY0upBo
>I am gay
His gender dysphoria must be really bad tonight :/
>>218924696fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>218924682Why you going around sniffing other lads' spunk?
>>218924696not something I'd think abouthave you been diagnosed with some kind of mental disorder? (in a polite way)maybe you should check with a psychologist
>>218924725I posted here first so no
>>218924725We don't want him back lid
the escortmong gimmick has run its course
>just saw a msg from 5 days agofacebook app notifications are garbo, now it's gonna seem like I was blanking them
>>218924696You've fallen for it hook line and sinker
*sniffs some spunk*hmm fruity bouquet, challenging rinse, strong lock in the nose
>>218924765>>218924766blow yae heed smoove aff
>>218924696Maybe she just really really really really really likes sucking willies
>>218924762>mental disorder? (in a polite way)Like what lol
Ah so not mossad then yh
>WednesdayFirst 2026 Olympics Events begin with Mixed Doubles Curling >Thursday2026 Six Nations begins (France vs Ireland)>Friday2026 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony>Saturday2026 T20 Cricket World Cup begins>SundaySuperbowl 2026 an utterly mad week of sport ahead ladsI hope you're all terribly excited
>>218924808idk not a psychologist and I don't know you very wellbut maybe you could ask one?
>>218924696Did she also tell you you're handsome with a big willy and could get loads of girls if you put yourself out there?
TV show, female cop can catch average male criminal on foot. Okay then
>>218924696whores are mentally ill damaged goods and so are the pathetic lonely saps they shag for money
>>218924833When's the opening ceremony?
drinking stella and eating chorizo
>have you been diagnosed with some kind of mental disorder? (in a polite way)
>>218924837Average male post 25 is slow as fuck because he spends 95% of his day sitting down Ladycop will be on that treadmill consistently, frequently doing beep tests, as that's what she's paid to do.Behave.
>>218924833Watching none of these except maybe the first quarter of the Superbowl
>>218924789Fallen for what?>>218924836She has said I'm handsome and said I have nice eyes/lips/hair. She knows I lack confidence. If anything a prostitute wouldn't say that as it would mean a loss of business surely.
snacking on some palm oil (formerly chocolate)
>>218924850Friday at 8pm Italy time.7pm UK time.2pm Eastern time.>>218924871yankified freakdon't forget to preorder your five guys burger for the night perhaps catch the Melania film as your pre-game entertainment
Mega mong moment
>>218924885How long do you last before cooming inside them?
>>218924725Do we all collectively agree that we're superior in every way to /britfeel/?
>>218924937not a high bar is it?
*headcrab idle sound*
>>218924885You think she's worried about business drying up if she says you could pull birds?Respectfully, you are hopeless. Though I do enjoy your gimmick
>>218924920Thanks mate Very excited as I love the Winter Olympics
>>218923494He got that job at the expense of British men and women.
mambo
I've been hiding my pain you see...
why is every spainglod character so one-dimensional?
My year 2000 trip to Cambodia
>>218924968omd uncI didn't even know time went back that far :skullface:
I'd like to have sex with prostitutes because I have a big dick and my gf doesn't appreciate it enough (mostly complains about it)
mwad
>>218924957Your lipstick, his collar, don't bother, angelI know exactly what goes on
>>218923334Being a scrounging neet in the uk is more dignifying than wageslaving away so over a third of your money funds your replacement
me in the early 2000s gettin dome from em four
>>218923742Don't be fooled by the picture. Most of them have turned out to be absolute munters who'd be desperate for a bit of attention
>>218924837the female cop in question
he's having an episode
>>218924937it is a genuinely quite insidious and evil place designed to make miserable and spiteful people more miserable and spiteful
>>218925000>wutdapug?!
she so yung and so fwesh
>>218925013Would knock seven shades of shit out of her
>>218925009would you say your peak hymen days were when the teen app first came out?
>>218924953most british men would not do this job
katy's cvp back-up thick like raspberry jam
yank prison sentences are mentalhowever i think british and australian sentences are often too lenient, especially if the offender is brown and/or convicted of noncecraft
>>218925136What made you relapse?You were doing so well after ChristmasDid you stop taking your medication again?
>>218924287what about 750 thousand a year?
>>218925009and were you an em or a plus?
>>218925004great albumI assume
>>218925183I was a
>>218925170he was never medicated, he stopped doing it because ziedbelg stopped posting it. As a parasite he can only live if his host lives.
>>218925168If you sell drugs your life is over you ain’t coming out but if you rape someone you’d be unlucky to get more than 5 years
world of noncecraft subscription fee is going up again ffs
wheres that swede that posts about his horses and animals
bet dey peelin' and resealin' yeh?
>>218924287>5000 per year
>>218925212Yeah?
heheheWhat do you use Internet Explore for on Windows?
>>218925221if you're a paki and rape a 12 year old girl you'd be unlucky to get more than 100 hours community service
>>218925272Yeah
>>218925168we need like 5% more of the population imprisoned here and most crime will be fixedneed one massive gulag in every state and replace all of the female judges and it'll be sorted
>>218925128Whichever few applied for it were overlooked in favour of that foreigner.
pre toil mania kicking in
i will rise in the hammer but spand it clown
>>218925279Got any more insider information?
>>218925287the most incarcerated country in the world by far (despite claiming to be the land of freedom) and you really think that?
NEW>>218925312>>218925312>>218925312
make the new for god's sake you're the man now dog
>>218925097she would clean you up you runt incel freak
>>218925293I'd be surprised if any didI've been to similar factories and it's all women
>>218925315>>218925315>>218925315new
>>218925013phwoar imagine the smell
