Arctic Monkeys 'dish
Clean shaven, always.
an ice age or something when the sun goes down
>>218925312
>>218925342do you use the little blades that you put in the thing yeah?
arse subedition
katy guppie was last seen on windrush street in peckham outside belroy's trappy her navy safety skirt was found on the street
know a 30 year old bird with no friends and is prob a virgin havent spoke to her since we worked in a shop 5 years ago. should i have a go
clean shaven arse smoking a fag
>>218924936I honestly lasted a good few minutes when I fucked her last timeI came pretty fast in cowgirl, but we had time for round 2 and I was giving her a good pounding.>>218924799She makes nice eye contact during oral. Problem is she doesn't do cum in mouth so I can never enjoy it that much.>>218924950I'm a regular client of hers. She surely knows if I could get sex normally I wouldn't see her.
>>218925366good lad
go habs go
>>218925366Is that holly Willoughby
>>218925366why do brits use cringe words like arse?
any tapentadol man in
>>218925369It doesn't have to be like thisYou can get better if you try
it looms
You are a gammon if you go on about DA SMALL BOATS
>>218925316yeah. our prisons are overcrowded. the solution is not to let repeat offenders out for the 12th time (but only the black ones if youre white youre getting locked up), the solution is to build more prisons.
>>218925422was rishi gammon?
>>218925398Arse was the original naughty word for butts then it was replaced with ass by puritanical yanks and finally it became a curse word too after a long time
tapdole man?
>>218925366>fat arse in pencil skirtsexo
damn
>>218925403more of a haloperidol man myself
man with ten bullet holes thinks eleventh will do the trick
45 minutes of true freedom remainsafter that it's 1 hour of looming pre-sleep toil
>>218925320Hope she sees this king!
timmy's crush
today I found out my old english teacher is posting thirst traps on her public instagrammight wank myself into a coma
>>218925425since we're on the topic of overcrowding, how do you feel about the idea of making prisons less shitty? the scandiwegian countries have proved that having nice prisons has a strong correlation with decreased recidivism. if nothing else they could at least serve better food
>>218925466I curse you with wasting 45 minutes and regretting it
>>218925474Do you not want to get better?How much longer do you think you can go on like this?
>>218925461used to be on that and made the mistake of smoking weed while i was on it, turned me into a vegetable for a few days
>>218925474my gf is east asian and these posts always make me a bit self conscious
>>218925446bbc plapmeat
3 hour asmr of white woman tapping frog with recorder
>>218925488is she still an english teacher?
>>218925530>scriptNot much of a bloody script
>>218925548no she's a yoga teacher now
>>218925530this is loss
>>218925351Who is this girl?
>>218925531good. as they should
>>218925557There is more
Reach out to someone who loves youThey still care and will help you You don't have to live like this
4 years til a united ireland lads. You will see it in your life unless you kill yourself.
>>218925493probably a good idea. i reckon here there should be a better system of having multiple "tiers" within the same prison where freaks who are violent and can't behave get put in the lowest tier section of the prison whereas the good ones are able to move up to a bit better of an arragement
>>218925530
>>218925453https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xo3vU3Gu5
>>218925601we are living in the future
>>218925610better chance of your mums mingeflaps uniting
>>218925610Going to kill myself as I refuse to live in such a world
>>218925610simply do not care about irish cretins
>>218925601what will be our technology we embarrass ourselves with when we're boomers I wonder
upsie
is agartha real?
>>218925610
mental and don't say it isn't mental because it clearly is mental mental how you can walk into your bathroom or kitchen and turn the hot water tap and instantly get scorching hot water to come out like it's mental absolutely mental how does it do that? is there a large network of pipes just everywhere gushing around scorching hot water? dont bloody think so but its mental it is
>oh.... hi rorke.... i didnt know you were invited
>>218925610i wont be voting for it ill be voting to stay in his majestys united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland. would lose my PIP otherwise you see.
>>218925669aye she's a polish woman who gives out handies for 20 quid on baker street
>>218925601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8nvBr9toug
>>218925577why?is there something wrong with having an east asian gf?
>>218925716mhmm
>>218925629this video isn't available anymore!
Don’t worry about it bro it doesn’t matter
>>218925741why not get a white one?
>>218925747Right now I have freezing and freezing as my options
>>218925753I forgot the last letter!it was an m but big letter version
>>218925747you guys are getting boiling?
>>218925769because I liked hershe went to an international school so she is like a white girl
any :3 man in?
Please mate
rorke's mum wanking me off
>>218925798this is a good song but I never really understood why he used hebrew in the album cover lol
>>218925818More of an :( and D: man desu
>>218925723hershlag
>>218925841what's got you D: ?
when i was a kid all my friends thought asian girls were grossthe same generation of kids i grew up with are probably the same that drool over them nownever met someone my age as an adult who doesnt like themi bet in the next 10 years they will replace white women as the most desired race of woman
>>218925851It looming
>>218925861>i bet in the next 10 years they will replace white women as the most desired race of womannot gonna happen brother
>>218925312Shartic Pookeys
>>218925741why not get a white one?oh that's right because you're a timmy
>>218925872fair
;) man, mewon't say why though tee hee
>>218925888You are white too lad
>>218925723>oh! hi rorke! i didnt know you were invited!
>>218925900wish they were real :3
>>218925861>never met someone my age as an adult who doesnt like them*ahem* hi
>>218925888white nigga calling another white nigga timmy
Just had one of them wank things
>Uh... rorke... you were not invited
>>218925888but why is there something wrong with it?she has similar values to me
>>218925970how many ropes
father-son time
>welcome rorke, glad you got my invite
>>218925997it just isyou should stick to white girls
>>218925997Nothing wrong with it, but Rorke will say there is, because he's a bitter incel
>>218926004Three maybe, not big ones. Medication stops me from being Peter North
>>218925952hi x
>>218926042but then I'd have to break up with my gf...
It is never too late to start over, it is not shameful to ask for helpThere are people out there who want you to get better All you have to do it take the first step
>>218925997>muh shared valuesfind a white girl with them
Happy Black History Month!Did you know?The contributions of the many non-white workers who toiled in the UK’s coalmining industry have largely been forgotten.Amid severe labour shortages in industry in the aftermath of the second world war, they came to Britain at the government’s invitation and filled vacancies in vital industries, including in coalmines, where they worked as coalface workers, chargehands, deputies and union representatives.It is estimated there were hundreds of African-Caribbean men working in the mines in Nottinghamshire, Leicestershire, Yorkshire, Bristol, Kent, Durham, south Wales and Scotland. The Gedling Colliery in Nottinghamshire was known as “The Pit of Nations” and it was thought that at least a quarter of its workforce between the 1950’s and 80’s were black.
>>218926069do you have a white gf
My middle name can be shortened to Rick and a grandparent had the surname Jervis therefore I can call myself Ricky Gervais.
just watched the first Hobbit movie. Why they just making shit up?
Seriously what the fuck is that?
>>218926057your gook-friend
Once saw a really old bloke with his east asian wife, one of the og yellow fevered freaks
And to add on to that, I'm a throbbing willy of a man.
>>218926069and how would I find such a girl?and why would I want to?>>218926093lol
Trump bros.... surely Smurf can't win 7 frames in a row...
>>218926075kill yourself you weird faggot
spazzymong
my grandad is lonely and keeps feigning illness for attention. im lonely too but at least i shut the fuck up about it
Irish and black pit solidarity
I LOVE OUR MULTICUTLRUAL SOCIETY
>>218926075love you belgian browonderful to see you making good posts in the new x
>lonely and keeps feigning illness for attention
>>218925737
>>218926104are you going to marry and have kids with her?
Eating a fossilized fesce
>>218926195yes
>>218926105it not right ;_;
>>218926195...mb
>>218926170i really reckon he's going to die within this decade lol
>>218926105Morph gets too much hate, he seems alright to me, maybe he's a bit cringe but not too bad
>>218926075i heard yung ucker katy guppie is missin... last seen on friday outside belroy's flat in peckham. dey found her navy blue nylon skirt next to sum stinky bins today
>>218926129That just means he must be suffering a lot. Don’t be a dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0sORVBL4kMrorke banging this in the whip
>>218926261corrr that lush x
had one of those tailgaters where they overtake you and then slow down in front of you out of spite. hope they crashed and died painfully
semen redress reparations
Please
Asian women with gigantic arses... make it so
>>218926286Not a fan of road rage wankers
she texted her friends that it was the best sex she'd ever had like a long, heavy, swollen sea sponge i bet
don't know if i want to get dominos or chinese tonight
>>218926342not quite giant but big enough
>>218926361>a long, heavy, swollen sea spongewhat does this mean?
>>218926286get a move on wanker, why are you driving so slow
>>218926361Do you wish you were her?
>>218926377maybe just a salad then
pink pantheress year 8
TOIL IS COMING
his posts are getting far more homoerotic
>>218926384was doing the speed limit officer
>>218926391yeah that's why i always post about black men x
>>218926393paedo
He loves the black willies doesnt he xx
>>218926422Slay queen
>>218926434you lookin at a black man and feeling like katy mhmm
Out with the Vietnamese gf
mmhmm like dat
he gets so catty about women xthey're competition xx
>>218926403
>>218926434Do you wish you'd transitioned earlier and that it's too late for you now?
>>218926276How many gigabites can you store on that?
Quentin hates Asian women because he got chlamydia from oneNun he cud do LOL
less homoziedy postingmore school girl legs posting
>>218926487can't do thatnot allowed
>>218926384they crush your car in australia if you drive too fast
Women in love do not love to talk, for they know that when a man completely understands them that he will no longer truly love her.
last time i drank was summer 2024
Paedo botnet self harm meltdown time
spongem chiefing deep sea vent pack
me in di early 2000s gettin red dome from confused em for
>>218926545Hooting and hollering
>>218926550Calm down Quentin sry bout your dead daddy... but this isn't the way
Don Juan is rhyming slang for a 2:1 degree classification
>>218926537but that's what you dostop trying to steal heathydems moment
Way back in school there was an east asian girl who was really into me, being the weird autistic freak that I am I largely ignored her, but it was so obvious how she felt that my sister found outShe ended up telling mum and both of them made fun of me which made me ignore the girl even moreDeep down I was all for it and who knows maybe I wouldn't be a virgin freak to this day
Paedo noncenet
What aftershave do you lads use? Thinking of upgrading from my Joop and Rabanne to something a little more up market
>>218926573You're hurting yourself because of deep seated self loathing We all want you to get better but you refuse to, probably because you think you don't deserve itPlease we are begging you to seek help
>>218926545oh MY days
>>218926379mmm nice
>>218926615i cant stop. this is life and thats ok. like the cronem and snappydem
You can get better you just need to take the first step and love yourself Life doesn't have to be this way
>>218926527late january 2024 for me
janny really doesn't like the c wordis he asian?
>mmm nice
The lovely Asian women
>>218926512And so, Sally can waitShe knows it's too late as we're walkin' on byHer soul slides away"But don't look back in anger," I heard you say
>>218926614one from lidl
Did you hear about the midnight rambler?Everybody got to goDid you hear about the midnight rambler?The one that shut the kitchen doorHe don't give you a hoot of a warningWrapped up in a black cat cloakHe don't go in the light of the morningHe split the time the cock'rel crowsI'm talkin' 'bout the midnight gamblerThe one you never seen beforeYeah, I'm talkin' 'bout the midnight gamblerDid you see him jump the garden wall?Sighin' down the wind so sadlyListen and you'll hear him moanWell, I'm talkin' about the midnight gamblerEverybody got to goDid you hear about the midnight rambler?Well, honey, it's no rock 'n' roll showWell, I'm talkin' about the midnight gamblerYeah, the one you never seen beforeDon't you do thatDon't you, don't you do that (x2)Don't do that (x2)Don't you, don't you do that (x2)Don't you do that (x12)Don't do thatDon't you do that (x3)Don't you, don't you do that (x2)Don't you do thatDon't you, don't you do thatDon't do that (x11)Well, you heard about the BostonIt's not one of thoseWell, I'm talkin' 'bout the midnightThe one that closed the bedroom doorI'm called the hit-and-run raper in angerThe knife-sharpened tippie-toeOr just the shoot 'em dead, brainbell janglerYou know, the one you never seen beforeSo if you ever meet the midnight ramblerI'm coming down your marble hallWell, he's pouncing like a proud black pantherWell, you can say I, I told you soWell, don't listen for the midnight ramblerPlay it easy, as you goI'm gonna smash down all your plate glass windowsPut a fist, put a fist through your steel-plated doorDid you hear about the midnight rambler?He'll leave his footprints up and down your hallAnd did you hear about the midnight gambler?And did you see me make my midnight call?And if you ever catch the midnight ramblerI'll steal your mistress from under your noseI'll go easy with your cold fanged angerI'll stick my knife right down your throat, babyAnd it hurts!
>>218926669post a girl you find attractive
>mmm rice
>>218926640You can have a different life It can get better Please try
>i dont drink freak
The FBI obtained CCTV footage from the Ponte Vecchio restaurant in Brooklyn of a Colombo crime family Christmas party on 1 December 2025. Pictured are Theodore Persico (boss), Angelo Spata (captain), John Maggio (captain), Thomas Scorcia (soldier) and Michael Demiccio (soldier)
chinky is not a slur
>>218926713no. it will all end soon which i know will make you and others happy to see
can't stop eating, I'm a big blob
>>218926726kino
>>218926694he likes kids
>>218926734That wouldn't make me happyWhy would you say that?I'm serious, you can get better
tek that
>wen u feel luh hymen snap di blood gushing down dick legmmhmm praise jah anuda one sorted
mega meltdown
Just done an absolutely putrid poo
>>218926770it would make me happy tbfbut thats not heathernonce
>>218926798Get help
>>218926798Please mate we all want what's bestCall your mom or dad or someone else who loves you
Learned any new words recently? I learned "gorp" (Good Old Raisins and Peanuts), a hiking snack mix, and "occuplanid," a bread bag clip. The latter is probably not an officially recognised word.
where twin
>>218926805what have you been eating?
>>218926726thought the mafia didn’t exist anymore in america
>>218926734heatherchad mate I love youI like the cronem and most of your other gimmicksfunny and good stuff man keep doing youI don't want to hear you saying this shitwe are neoliberals bulls, alright crodie?keep yammin' in the gherkin
>>218926811Surely you don't really mean that?That's a very mean-spirited thing to say
>>218926827hi ummypops x
Happy birthday, Mr President
>>218926878UM x
got my woolen clothes in the washing machine but I might have forgotten to set the spin cycle to the lowest setting :\
>>218926825ghiffedv. to have a ghiff applied to you, or applied to someone else>yo cody, i got totally ghiffed last night by the tarunvator!
>>218926846ok my yodie
All for UM and UM for all
>>218926885my granddad's head just exploded
>>218926827hope they didn't... you know...
>>218926825quixotic
>>218926885this i sreal?????
any room for hmmlad?
>>218926885mental how shaggers get to experience in real life and I don’t because I’m a vf spacker
piggin nora now do one with queen vic
>>218926917describe your gimmick
I would finger Emma Watson’s fanny and bumhole.
boobies
>>218926932well it's just like umposting except I just say "hmm"
>>218926927Nah 99% of women just lie there doing nothingOnly the ones in porn actually move while they're on top
>>218926831Bit of this bit of that
considering joining a hiking club it's getting to that point
>>218926951um
>>218926825jumentous
>>218926951why would you need to put a name on for that
>>218926951Not very original is it?
>>218926955You're shagging the wrong women
>>218926905which one aha x
can't wait for a pint next fridaymight get a bag in, if the lads are having a mad one
>>218926962your head is swelling to a large and bulbous shape?
>>218926991Unfortunately I'm only allowed to shag the gfstein now and she is as described above
loads of white sticky cum leaking out of umposter bumholes
New rule starting tomorrow, no 4chan in the daytime
>>218926970>>218926987hmm yeah true ok was just a suggestion
Can actually smell the poo I just did two rooms over
>>218927019Do you wish you were one?
poo poo pee pee
>>218926955no they do grind like filthy monkeys
>>218927040i think we all wouldnt mind being a hot woman
>>218927036It's worst when there's so much that it breaks the water level in the bowl and then you can smell the absolute unfiltered odourEeeuuuugh
my knee still hurts 5 months after the surgery looks like it's fucked up for life
>>218927036you're meant to flush it lad x
>>218927054It is never too late for you to transition, honey.
>Andrew Windsor accused of torture and murder in latest Epstein releaseOh NO NO NO NO
>>218926969Good word
>>218927057that's what you get for being a commie ruskie bastard innit
>>218927057gis a flash of them gams ivan
i did not do a poo outside the tescos in maidstone what everyone says ive done and all that so stop saying these things on the internet about me alright its not on
>>218927081thank you based janny
>>218927105
>>218927035Don’t listen to them, I like it
>>218927078actual torture or just slapped a bitch about?
>>218927036CORRRRRRR
>>218927143Loser
>>218927078let me guessanonymous farfetched fbi tip by a schizophrenic put in after he was exposed?
>>218927143What my 20s actually looks like: photo of me on my computer looking at this image on /Brit/
what the hell did they eat
think gfberg's going to dump me soon because she's a scorpio and i'm an aquarius
leftypol: everyone should be vegan!rorke: no everyone should eat meat!bongo bungo: mesa eatan a white man
>>218927203it'll be your time, your time for growththis is the dawning of the age of aquarius
>>218927210screamcgisn
>>218927193should have stuck with the greggs
>>218926917its no poo barmneeds some work lad
>>218927105https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hEiTachqtY0For me
>>218926962at least do something cooler like boxing or muay thai
Please mate seek help please
>>218927218is it yeah?
>>218926962why do you need a "club" to "hike"the hills are there whether you go with someone or not
oh bongo bungo, what are you like eh
>*loud exhausting sigh*It looms, oh it bloody looms
you're a bit mental you areyou need sectioning you do and all that
the government should pay a stipend to reddit mods and discord mods, simple as a chicken schnitzel!
>>218927271*grunts*
>>218927056happened to me last week after I finally did a poo after 5 days, half of it was sticking out of the water resting along the toilet bowl, felt like it was tearing my ringpiece apart and I’m pretty sure I was leaking a little bit of precum because of the prostate stimulation
in bed with my bum outx
>>218927301what is wrong with you
>>218927301yow! i don't care who you are, that gotta hurt!*rings cowbell*
>>218927333>>218927333>>218927333
>>218927322He has BPD
>>218927318ummies x
>>218927343>>218927343janny! he's posting an ugly gypsy
>>218927322Changed my diet by eating more fibre
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