true
*gets down on all fours and looms over you*
>>218929188he does it to himself and has only himself to blame
just copped this, thoughts? https://www.asos.com/river-island/river-island-regular-fit-cargo-in-black/prd/209522020
Oi bruv, me mums a lampshade and me da’s a shoe! XD
he just purchased an item from river island haha
>>218929216shut up
>>218929181it doesn't compare to the other stuff but walking on a counter top like that is so fucking disgusting what a twat
>>218929181
>>218929141Dogshit jf edition. At least us yanks make decent OPs.
>>218929188it made me really sad at 10 now I find it funny in a twisted psychopath joker evil wojak kind of way
Aw sweet a Sunday night despy megameltie!
bring back the lockdownsshut the pubs down
>>218929312Based
>>218929289You're sick
Just finished this, what presents itself as a fun romp is actually an extremely obvious piece of anti white propaganda.A zesty negro played by Eddie Murphy battles against white criminality and oppressive white power structures.Chaos and impulsivity are presented as virtuous via Alex Foley whereas order, structure and a respect for authority as shown to be undesirable as shown through the stuck up Taggart and Rosewood.The negro is of course the voice of reason whereas every white character is shown to be old fashioned, boring and on the way out.The director? Martin Brest. And before you ask, yes he is Jewish.
>>218929331haha xx
going for a shower, who's with me
>have an energy drink>feel highly anxious and constantly on edge a few hours laterahh yes very good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwA_0N5NyEY
>>218929336Get a grip
>>218929348me xI like sitting on the shower floor and aiming the shower head right up my arse
>>218929353L-Theanine sorts this right out. I used to get jittery from coffee
>>218929287>Dogshit jf editionnuh uh
>>218929371fucking love that
>>218929371um
>>218929378I just drink tea mate, enough caffeine none of the anxiety
i dont like apocalyptic films
>>218929336mate. people didn't think about stuff like this in 1984. they just wanted to see funny shouty black man being funny
>>218929248you know it's true though tbqh
ah feel fuckin gallus man
a year on a fifo oil rig will do you good
why is leftypol obsessed with interracial porn
>>218929181why was he spending so much time with big black squares
Getting sleepy and it's not even 6pm
>>218929353this, and feeling the sugar coating your teeth and a headachevile slop
>>218929181me chasing the hallucinations out of my house after a 5 day speed binge
i never thought the song parodies on cum town were funny
you get out there and you defend those pedophiles
how come nobody thinks big jeffo is still alive anymore?
>>218929363>>218929397Fucking hell lol they saw you coming
>>218929464foy
>>218929141So this is what it’s come to. Shitty mexican editions.
sup lads
>>218929353yeah theyre fucking swill always irritate my bladder for hours afterwards aswell spend the day pissing
might use AI to tell me what to invest in
>>218929471it's truly over
Anyone here go through P Coy?
truth is, the bum was pooey from the start
>>218929463Some of them were funny
>>218929437not even joking or being funny when i say rorke is 10x more obsessed with that than leftypol
Rorke finna boutta pop off!!!
are these shopping app things like nectar or lidl plus scams? if i was already going to buy the thing anyway whats stopping me from buying like 10 bags of pasta and getting a massive discount?
>>218929397Stupid goy
>>218929509how so
>>218929469>>218929527Fucking hell lol he saw you coming
I’m running out of money
>>218929463nahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFU05RjFCLY
Time for da jooz posting already?
>>218929533go on /po/ and see how often they talk about interracial stuffyou never see the reddit soy crowd talking about these things
>>218929486did you make this picture
>>218929471>Shitty cope
These books are goat
>>218929553why? are we not allowed to talk about it?
>>218929568mumsnet moment
>>218929572I forgive you, I guess you’re pretty sleepy all the time so can’t make good editions
>>218929578Go ahead mate It's always a laugh
>>218929564cute horsy, we saw some wild horses one time when we were camping (or escaped from a barn)>>218929571yes, saw this little cow while we were hiking
>>218929397>mate. people didn't think about stuff like this in 1984. they just wanted to see funny shouty black man being funnyThis is why goyim are so easy to manipulate
any gay lads in? x
Just did a huge poo
>>218929576What book is that
>>218929608more of a bent freak myself x
>>218929608>>218929610Now kiss
sad
chocolate
>>218929576Hardly relevant in the modern day is it
Uh oh
Cash out on the Poker lads. Just nice to get some free pocket money from a game I enjoy anyway.
>>218929631Stephen Biesty’s Cross Sections
>>218929660ummingtons
>>218929594https://www.tiktok.com/@impacto_333/video/7592437618499947784
>>218929664Is it possible to cheat at this by having a computer calculate the best possible moves?
the daily kino
>>218929710yes
>>218929660lush
Mental how I'm volcel because I'm fucked in the head and know there's basically no point in pursuing a relationship because no girl on their right mind would want to be with me.Might get a dog
>>218929576yes! my dad has an entire bookshelf full of those types of books. medieval and roman fortifications, cities, dress. still love browsing them
>>218929712Could substitute 1872 with any year after it and it basically looks the same
>>218929744Please do not abuse animals
>>218929608how come
can't wait until every person who reads this post is dead
>>218929664nice I'm about $180 up all together what stakes you play at?
>>218929744dogs are fucking annoying, get a cat insteadCats will fuck off and do their own thing for most of the day, dogs are clingy and will follow you around 24/7
>>218929744This can be fixed
>>218929729KTIM!
>>218929729about to go and do this myself
>>218929790My history of being a degenerate retard can't
>>218929658Anything outside of debating who is on masked singer isn't relevant to modern day
>>218929817CWLTSHC
Being names in the Epstein files is not an indication of wrongdoing
>>218929651wifeguys deserve the worst, so hope she dumps him and they're both miserable because of it
>>218929813Wrong, more difficult thing have been achieved. First step is to not call yourself a degenerate retard.
>>218929813ktim
*sings a lovely song about doing a poo*
>>218929848What am I supposed to say when someone asks me about how I spent my teens and early 20s? Because being quiet about would be weird
>>218929744Kinda sounds like incel, rather than volcel. You should be more concerned about their bodycounts than you're mental impairments though>>218929784>dogs are clingy and will follow you around 24/7Reddit interpretation of dogs. Dogs do their own thing unless you've conditioned them otherwise.
>>218929869Hehehehe hell yeah dude
>>218929710You can have overlays with advice but it's not magic >>218929782Not high lad, literally $0.10/$0.05 mostly, the odd time I've lost a few dollars I go onto like $1/$0.50 and wait for a really good hand to win it back.
this is the most replies i've ever got on a /brit/ post
>>218929883Everyone makes mistakes, also who asks this kind of question, nobody has ever asked me that.
>>218929912mine
Wish I could go back and see my very first posts on this website
>>218929817100% a lad this
Johhhhn Arne Riise (ooh, aah) I wanna knowwwwww how you scored that goal
stuffing plums in my arse
>>218929883"Shagging and sucking like you love"
Why is it that so many elites become nonces and rapists? Like, brother, you're a billionaire, you could do ANYTHING, and you default to THAT? Just shows a lack of imagination, honestly
>>218929916I self-harmed which I have the most trouble with, so questions would be unavoidable. Fucking hate myself for doing such a faggy, permanent thingIf it wasn't for that I might be okay with all of it
>>218929938i remember my exact first post on /vp/ in 2014
last drink of the night. always feels bad innit
*does a mad dance*
>>218929989So you have scars? Just lie about it.
>>218929986define nonce and rapist tho
>>218929998foxy grandpa still got it!!
*becomes gay but also grows up*what now rorke?
So three million pages released and still not a shred of evidence that children were trafficked to the island? Why is this such a big issue again? Adults sleeping with other adults?
>>218929986Exactly. They can do anything, but letting people fuck their kids is one line most people won't cross. It's the ultimate taboo and thus the only challenge they have left
>>218929989Stop being so defeatistPeople are more understanding and forgiving than you give them credit for
>>218929938Think I actually put my email in the email field on /b/ back when there was an email field in 2007 or something lel
>>218930004Yeah, they're pretty bad though, lying about it would look worse imo
>>218930023Pretty sure it'd give any girl the ick
>>218930020*trafficking children to an island is not an indication of wrongdoing
apparently the reason australia has rabbits and foxes as invasive species is because brits introduced them because they wanted to be able to hunt rabbits and foxescouldn't they have just hunted wallabies? because that's kind of halfway between a rabbit and a fox
>>218930020you know Epstien literally confessed to being a nonce and did the sex offender shuffle in 2008?
>17yo prostitutes are le poor little children :(
>>218930036Just say you were in an accident. Or idk say you were in a bad place, people can be understanding. I met a cutter girl on a cross country bus ride one time, she was really sweet.
>>218929947how can you tell?
>>218930051How would you know that?
he's on mumsnet again!!!oh he is!!!
>>218930080ladlike physiognomy, don't ask me to explain the details, it's intuitive, and it's always right
according to rorke epstien trafficked legal aged women to people and was arrested for no reason and killed himself in prison for no reason
Back in the 1800s, everyone was old.
>>218930077Wrong vpn mate
>>218930023this
>>218930072But he was into FNAF futa, which isn't very noncey.
>>218930073believe it or not mate, enslaving women and coercing them into sex when they don't want to is still illegal - even if they are over the age of consent (note: a lot of them weren't)
>>218930116>thisupvote my good le atheist SIR! *tips fedora*
rorke is so intrenched with loving trump that he's literally defending billionaire jewish nonces.
>>218930103everyone from the 1800s is so old now that they're all dead so yeah!!
>>218930146Lot of those weirdo trump grifters on my timeline doing the same.
Personally I believe everything the US government says. Why would they lie to me?
>>218930133I was baptized in holy water in a Greek church
he's pooed himself again!
im contracted by palantir to minimize the epstein file reveals and to promote trump and fuhrer vance
>>218930126This is the thing people forget. Andrew isn't actually a nonce, he's just a rapist
>>218930133What's your problem?
>>218930051Your attitude would do that more
>>218930180this
Rapeape's tranny bot army working overtime
https://archive.org/details/sv3rige-nature-videos/Epstein+Island+Had+No+Children+(Pedophilia+Is+Very+Rare).mp4
I've my bum out.
Which is my favorite of the released files?
not seeing many Jones', Browns, or Smiths in the Epstein files
>>218930198Fuck off goshpedo
>>218929998this is wonderful, it's like right out of mary poppins
All those billionaire pedos and none of them could get it normalized like they did with homos
>>218930178He’s probably a nonce too, more wouldve gone on than just what we’ve seen
why do canadians just fucking complain all the time in these threads? proper snide, whingey little freaks the lot of them
>>218930198Without clicking I can tell this is a Michael Tracy article.
>>218930198>ackshually it was hephebophilia
>>218930223won't stop them from trying though
rorke saying "UUUUGUGGHHRHRHRH VOTING REFORM" like it'll still exist in four years lmao
>>218930198
>>218930223yeah the weirdo fetishes only got as far as trannies but even that's being pushed back now
>>218930230If you really believe that then just filter us and stop complaining already you stupid faggot lmfao
>>218930256
*makes smug reddit-esque quip but with a lisp*
all Trump needs to do before the election is fully endorse Reform and like other right wing parties around the world their support will collapse
>>218930080CWLTSHC
>>218930259
Might leave my front door open and sleep naked arse up
french nonce apologist is a tired bit tbqhwy
>>218930227That's the thing, if they're willing to share this, just imagine what they're NOT willing to share. think about all the stuff that went into a paper-shredder and will be swept under the carpet as if it never happened
ackhually your honour jean luc brunel merely raped my own bum hole not those kids
Just got back homes from seeing Return to Silent Hill. Honestly, it's not as bad as people are making it out be. Obviously not as good as SIlent Hill (2006) but definitely superior to Silent Hill: Revelation (2012). And yeah I had those nachos on tap. Necking this wuppa now and settling in for the night nows.
>>218930279FOY
>>218930314fuck off back to /britfeel/ sean you little gay spacker
>>218930314Nobody cares Sean you fucking gimp
It's called a limited hangout. Prevent a massive scandal by admitting to some minor thing so people shrug and move on instead of demanding an investigation.
craving some goyslop but i'm not in the mood of maccies or even kfc
>>218930314Is it true you're a paedophile that lives in a care home with loads of CP on your computer?
the virginious question: why couldn't she be with me
>>218930314normgroids unhappy that a new chairman is in towncope and seethesilent hill was shite though, so can't agree
>>218930314How do you get so womfy? I need tips
>>218930314Based helper on that kinoplex grind.
>>218930352>>218930356Genuinely pathetic, lad
>>218930336reminds me of the time i had a limited part of my bollocks hanging out
>>218930337Cook your own burger, it's easy peasy.
>>218930337Smash a meat pie and hot chips with curry sauce la
paedospastic now samefagging oh my fucking christ
>>218930356just find what makes you wumfy and max it
>>218930370>Cook your own burgeramerican self help book
>>218930370last time i did that i got food poisoning because the meat was expired and now i've got ptsd from it
ACTUALLY rorke the correct nomenclature is Minor Attracted Person (or MAP) and you are literally kink shaming which is highly problematic.
think im done with dating apps for good. Never going back
>>218930375>curry saucefuck off achmed
>>218930390Nambla would have kicked jeffrey right out
/brit/ being overtaken by schizo nonce zoomersTSD
>>218930397I mean chippy curry sauce you silly bint, basically the gravy with some turmeric dumped in it
>>218930382lol>>218930387Check the label this time.
test
>>218930402better than normgroids who watch soccer and simp for bodycount mids
>>218930390rorke is the one making excusing for all this noncing.
>>218930381I like it
>>218930411got lost on your way to /britfeel/?
>>218930356It's a state of mind de lid. Anyone can get womfy you just need to want it.>>218930381This lid knows the score x
>>218930402My sources tell me they're leaking out of /r9k/
>>218930404I didn't care much for that sauce desu, but the salt and vinegar combo was good
>>218930432upset at being reminded that you simp for bodycount mids?also /brit/ not /aus/ or whatever the fuck your generals are called
once I was on a homestay with school in Spain sharing a room with this random other kid and I REALLY needed a wank (hadn't in like 3-4 days)so I waited for him to go to the toilet and busted a quick one on the bedin hindsight he 100% knew
>>218930406i knew it was expired at the time but it smelled alright to me so i cooked it anyway, big mistakeanyway it's not so much that i'm worried about it happening again, it's an irrational ptsd thing where i will never trust a burger that's cooked by myself for a very long time u dig
replying "This lid knows the score x" and "based anon" to all of my own posts
he's seething
>>218930458complain to your social worker about it you welp
>>218930468uh oh
>>218930458>you simp for bodycount midsWhat the fuck are you even on about you weird little tourist
>>218930466you seem upset. Feel free to leave if you don't like it
>>218930476you're the one being overly defensive here mongboy
>>218930268is he the one who got cucked by mr bean
>>218930458Normal people don't "simp" for anything
wat u all talking about
>>218930465There's a bigger chance they sell you expired stuff from wherever you are gonna order than go and buy fresh ground beef.
>>218929924what was jeff epstein like?
>>218930483your gf got a double digit bodycount too? or are you upset that even they find you repulsive? Which one?>>218930496What planet do you live on?
>>218930484>>218930492fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>218930504that's a fine burger right there
>>218930492you're a tourist that has ruined /brit/these threads used to be fun now it's faggot nonce victims
i dont like "britfeel" posters
>>218930520Your posts genuinely don't make any sense
>>218930521fuck off back to plebbit mongy
>>218930515Like raaaaaiiiiiiiin on your wedding day
>>218930520KYS
>>218930525thanks
Got £100k for a deposit thanks to my grandparents croaking last year and extremely interested in buying a house at the moment, literally itching to buy one, frankly, before they all inflate out of reach again
>>218930423Leftypol is only talking about it because he thinks he's scoring some sort of political points. Epstein and his clients were basically all democrats and got away with it for so long because of connections to democrat leaders. Lefties completely ignored it until they heard Trump's name and their ears pricked up. Right wingers have always been the ones fighting pedos, whether it's Pakistani "grooming" gangs, child trafficking across the mexican border, Biden sniffing and groping kids, pizzagate, etc.
I don't like arabs
drunk as fuck on a monday morning lads what am i like
>>218930548Where is he?
andrew mountbatty
>>218930534Aww, sorry strayamong that you don't feel welcome and accepted in a british general. Go goon or something to a troon, might cheer you up>>218930540They do if you're literate>>218930549cope and seethe
>>218930432britfeel is on life support it's why theyre taking refuge here
>>218930553skip it and go on 10 nice holidays instead
>>218930557bit racist. This is a progressive general
>>218930553aha 30 years of mortgage wageslavery coming right up x
>>218930557a arab lad cucked you?
>>218930539they're all mentalists
And I'm a bad boy cause I don't even miss herI'm a bad boy for breaking her heart
>>218930568>australian complains about nonces and schizos>you immediately start screeching about women and bodycounts and simpsGet a grip and go back to your own thread
moot, the anime freak that dressed like a girl "ironically" and created /pol/... wait.. it can't be... that guy, HE WAS A NONCE!?
>>218930534It’s an Allan thing you wouldn’t understand
>>218930572/r9k/ never should existed it's attracted the wrong crowd
>>218930556They're not real. You know that right? Do you have to do this weird sock-puppet samefag routine about the same handful of topics all day to work out your thoughts because you're retarded or something? Help me understand what's wrong with you.
>>218930557alri patrice
>>218930572aww, little anon fantasizing about the boogeymen "britfeelers". I remember when you thought everyone was from pol instead. Makes a change. Can't wait to see what your schizo brain cooks up next!
how on earth do they expect to curb drunk driving if you can't get home from the pub because most buses don't run late at night and even if they do the drivers will refuse you entry if you're visibly pissed
farts are absolutely ludicrous tonight
I don't care that he was a nonceI don't care that this site was/is a honeypotI don't care because I love you all and without him we'd not be friends and lovers
woody allen saying he doesn't regret being at the island or being friends with epsteinguess when you're 95 and have gotten away with being a paedo all your life you kinda stop caring huh
how tf is housing shortage real just build more homes hahaha like just build shit nigga
what's wrong with being a bodycount mid. can't a person just live their life in peace
>/pol/ was created and controlled by the very thing they claim to rage againstjust like my comic book movies
le NONCEle POLle BRITFEELle SCHIZOAnd you claim this thread was "fun"? Post some more bradders images. That'll really put the fun back in the thread
>>218930642Didn't he marry his daughter?
>>218930653I thought this was common knowledge for over 10 years now
>>218930634daily beans?
>>218930617Who aren't real? Did you reply to the wrong post? What are you talking about? Do you think I replied to myself arguing with myself?
>>218930665indeed he did and got away with it too
And what of London Paki?
what's wrong with having a goon island, can't a person just live their life in peace
>>218930672A mealy mouthed reply.
>>218930687Grown up goon island is fine. Running Pitcairne 2.0 not so much
i'm gay
can't believe the non-brits are upset about brit posters in a brit generalwetwipes
>>218930697Show a single shred of proof of him with a kid or teen on that island
It wumfy x
>>218930696really is a helpers world isn't it
WeinsteinEpsteinPolanskiWoody Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg)MandelsonMakes you think, doesn’t it?
>>218930687nothing. goon to your heart's content
>>218930707You're in the wrong thread lad, the bootlicking general is >>>/pol/trump
>>218930662yea these are all the things that have ruined /brit/ what's your point
just a couple of buds getting together to blast a few loadsnothin gay about it
>>218930718>>218930718>>218930718
>>218930732can we all agree not to use this dogshit foreigner one
>>218930709Always was de lid, and always be will be x
>>218930740No I'm using it bye
>>218930740why not? this thread already has mongoloid foreigners who act like 19 year old plebbit fags.
>>218930626bizarre reply
>>218930665not even nearly true fyi
