koturday editionold >>218960226
DENOUNCE ISRAHELL
Mom is sick and I think I'm getting sick too
>>218975012this anon >>218975016 looks like that
Went on my first lindywalk>>2189749996 point star land BAD
>>218975023I was sick late last week.
Whoa did you feel that? The timeline is shifting again
>>218974986im shitting highlighter colored water
I farted, cummed, and sneezed at the same time I needed to let someone know
>>218975100>shitting highlighter colored waterIt's called pissing out of your manpussy
>>218975056Did you puke
>>218975116That’s impossible your eyes would have popped out of your sockets
>>218975180Kek
>>218975147Yeah.
>>218975180top kek
Kind of wild how America is so comically corrupt and terrible that America for the average person is a third world country
>>218974986kneehow nigga
How is your gun kata training going?
>>218969907>usury is fine when small-town, blue-collar bankers are doing itkill yourself you tard. i am ashamed that i did not reply to the feeble-minded pollution that you spewed onto this board before the thread locked. when your wife cucks you tonight you can rest easy knowing that the bull isnt an international cross-market bull.
Installed a new toilet seat :)) with soft close!!12,99€ at ALDI.
I've ascended
Wild that Europe is basically moving away from the USA and into china and Indias hand
>>218975294>>218975350No one cares
>>218975348Speedgoon?
>>218975350>unstable nation that changes leaders every 4 years with a zogbot population>stable dictatorship who's leader probably has 20ish years left in him since he's not retiring until he diesidk seems pretty obvious which you should go with
>>218975367>No cares but we must keep Israel alive!!!!>Every profit and every tax dollars must preserve Israel
>>218975350Yeah it’s not cool at allI care btw
Anyone else get sleepy about the Epstein stuff? I think I need a nap
Howard Stirling bank is BRAT
>folks>y'all I hate Americans so much.
>>218975465get used to it. whatever Americans say, the rest of the Anglophone world and Europe starts saying.
>>218975483normoids ruined this
>The 25-year-old man from South Sudan who jumped in front of a subway train in Hamburg, killing himself and a woman in the process, had come to Germany through a United Nations refugee program. The UN Refugee Agency's (UNHCR) resettlement program is aimed at refugees in particular need of protection who are not safe in their countries of first asylum.>German officials from the Federal Office for Migration and Refugees (BAMF) and security authorities then conduct interviews with the individuals. Only then are they allowed to enter Germany. Unlike usual practice, the asylum procedure therefore takes place before entry. After his arrival in Germany in 2024, Aripo A. was immediately granted refugee status and a three-year residence permit.Racist German society pushed him to do it.We must reflect and do more for those in need.
>>218975450I don't really care because there is nothing it will change at all this country is a corrupt third world country for everyone who isn't rich
>>218975520Maybe he tripped
>>218975489We have now started copying black history month tooAmerican ideas shape, transform and empower Europe
Time to feed the sourdough starter
Moisturize me MOISTURIZE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>218975553Wow so American bullshit now travels to the world I guess if America wasn't a super powers anymore Europe will become a traditional paradise and kick out all immigrants
Hitler is back to make Deutschland great again.
>>218975553>picKek, no way. I know /pol/ loves to meme that Germany is swamped with Turks and Africans, but I highly doubt there are enough black people in Germany to even have these things. Unless this is more about emulating the US than actually caring about black people.
I hate fags and Jews but all Gazans deserve to die
We are losing fast
I like CS Lewis's Mere Christianity
Someone must’ve been hacked because I’ve been getting spam calls all day
How about Beer Christianity
im sheepy
What did you eat today?
>>218976036Nothing yet
>>218976036Beef stew and bread
would be funny if these so called elites are just puppets of satan
Post funny cats
>>218976036aroz con frijoles
>>218976189
>>218975553it's funny how retail stores get away with discrimination by announcing over the loudspeakers that you should buy black owned products.
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
>>218976288nice
>>218976319enjoy your cuppa
>>218976344thank bro
>>218976288
i am a gay retard
identifying yourself as a “truecel” is a metaphysical claim. it doesn’t just speak to facial attractiveness, sociability, or cultural alienation but also to ontology and destination
>>218976365
>>218976365don't insult my fren
>>218976381Is a truecel a platonic ideal of man who can't get pussy?
whats it like being attractive?
>>218976036A quest bar
>>218976448People are nice to meI'm not Chad-level though so only some women are swoon by me
We need to discuss the Epstein files.
>>218976470>nice to mei dont think that's a reliable litmus test for attractiveness. people are nice to me as well but im an ugly freak
>>218976448Girls ask to fuck me but I say no
>>218976510Oh well I've heard that ugly people get treated terriblyMaybe you aren't ugly
>>218976496Why
i think neighborstein pays someone to walk their dog
>>218976036Taiwanese braised pork with rice.I cooked it yesterday evening already so it has a day for the flavors to really develop but unfortunately the soy sauce I used was too salty. So when reheating it today I added some potatoes first which might or might not have helped in reducing the saltiness.After 20 minutes I tossed them.Then I diced a block of tofu and added that, which was a very nice addition actually. It simmered for an hour or so while I was waiting for the GF to come home and really helped absorb some of the salt and balance the dish out.In the end it turned out fantastic!!!!!
>>218975398I mean the country is a complete mess it's a miracle we lasted as long as we have after the Israeli takeover in the 1950s
>>218976446it’s like calvinism
Im still in Moscow but got super sick and have been locked inside for 3 days. No more fever though, but there is bullshit in my lungs still.
Anyone here ever play Touch Detective on DS? That was some nostalgiakino for me
>>218976496>Jews are child rapists and rule the world via the politicians and bankers that they blackmail I already knew this for years. It's only discuss-worthy for normies who are just finding out about these things.
Spent about 3 straight hours watching pred catcher videos on my phone.
Niggas out here with the last name Keister
Any New York anons here?
>>218976496Anyone else getting sleepy?
>>218976288enjoy your cuppa frendo
>>218976656You’ve been poisoned by Russian intelligence
>>218976496Elites are perverted reprobates, and Jewish elites literally call us goyim who brag they dont have to do real work
>>218976496you guys talk about epstein all the time. epstein this, epstein that... you guys are obsessed with him
shall watch youtube
>>218976715We have an anon in Yonkers or some shit
>>218976656>he drank the radioactive teaBegin hair loss treatment NOW
>>218976703https://youtu.be/tG52F_GvKZ0
>>218976822>hair loss treatment
impossible to believe sexual intercourse is real
Can't believe I've lived long enough to see a man in a dress call a black ICE agent a house nigger
No one is illegal on stolen land.
>>218976950not only is it allegedly real, but according to normies, it's normal to have it on a semi-regular basis.
>>218977001That's demonstrably false
>>218976950yeah and you convince a female to get naked, let you touch her and put peepee in her mouth and vageneit is completely normal almost everyone you know has done it and access to ithow
>>218977018See>>218977020
>Mamdani is keeping his promisesBros the zoomers might become socialists now
>>218977025apparently women enjoy it. WTF
>>218976960>how do you feel about ripping people from their family
Fight fight fight!!!
>>218977121Pendejo.
>>218977117The radiation and cancer melted his brain
>>218976715Sup
I finally got an update on my order from Ukraine and I got to see the tiny village where my package is coming from
>zoomers use quotes from streamersHoly shit lol!
>>218977186Is nap york worth staying at?
Turkey Tom has been vindicated
whatever happened yesterday in my head, materialized 20 years ago
>>218977199What did you get?>>218977233Who and why?
>>218977292I got limited edition energy drinks
I feel guilty because I told my mom that I don't want any of the places she was naming for dinner for my bday and that I'd just get myself food. I hate this thing women do where it's like "no we HAVE to do something for YOUR day because it will make ME happy".
>>218977326I wish my mom was like yours I have to beg her to go out with me on my birthday
>>218977001conquered =/= stolen
I want to get some Brooklyn/New York socialist hipster girl art hoe pussy.
>>218977408You gotta have money but act poor to get into those circles
>>218977365I have an exceptionally low social need and am easily exhausted by interactionI also live in low trust society (California) so negative experiences arent uncommon when I do go out. It's all very jading and depressing. I just want peace and quiet at all times, and my family wants the opposite: nonstop distraction and noise.
>>218977434I can do one of those things
Big Bad John
good night brosssssssss
>>218977483Is this dog thing real? I need to know bro
As Spotify just recommended “come away with me” I suddenly remembered how when I sold the Feels like Home Norah Jones album on eBay in 2004 or whatever the guy who bought it sent me a whole thank you letter.It was odd but very kind.
Man I love weed. I love drinking too, but drinking is evil. Weed, however, is a gift from the angels (but only if you are pure of heart).
>>218977614They're both ok in moderation Alcohol is way worse when abused though, it's weird to me how accepting society is of it while still stigmatizing weed. Hate stoners though, the thing about weed is that abusing it doesn't kill you, it just makes you really fucking annoying
>>218977614Only brown ppl with no internal monologue like weed
>>218977399Not really conquered, more like swindled
>>218977451I'm sorry your mom raised a faggot weirdo antisocial anime tranny
>>218977614
>>218977686Did you really just ask Gemini to generate an anti-weed poster for you?
>>218977649the whole point of weed is enhancement of the internal monologue. it makes you think about things you wouldn't have while sober. with proper dosing it can lock you into an incredibly focused and creative state good for things like writing, drawing, playing music, etc.
>>218977705Yes
>>218977644I think that’s one thing that has changed a little bit in Canada in the 10-ish years since legalization. Weed is less stigmatized, which has also caused ‘stoner culture’ to mostly evaporate. Alcohol sales are down for younger generations and using weed is seen as much more mundane and normal. The stigma is not totally gone, of course. Alcohol is allowed at bars and hockey games, while weed can basically only be legally used in your home. But there seems to be much less ‘stoner culture’ than when I was in high school anyway.
>>218977649Nasty self report lmao
>>218977729Yea if you're brown your brain is wired differently and that let's you enjoy weed
>>218977749brownpipo around here are all about alcohol and molly and partying cha Cha Cha ayayayayaya bump ba dump ba bump ba dump ba.
Sativa and alcohol are the same thing for me
Huge cans of “EXOTIC WHIP” branded nitrous oxide keep getting dumped in front of my house.Everything is in this nanny state is regulated but this very obviously wrong thing is somehow perfectly fine to sell.
Never touched boobs before have I. Wish I could.
>>218977833It feels like bags of sand
Bad Bunny could be the uniting force that brings down Trump
>>218977833Same, I never even seen naked boobs in my life
Boobs RULE
Frozen fish burger in the microwave
>>218977942Sounds like soggy situation
>>218977970Do you have that pic of the different types of fish burgers and they all have German names
6 mile incelrun
>>218977926What do they legislate upon?
>>218977997No sorry But I just googled this for you
>>218978019Lust
>>218978066fish enjoyers be like "I want it as unappetizing as possible".
>>218978066Yes let's go thank you
Krabben
Post Guy boobs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=snLesovG0d4
>>218978066>Krabben What kinda crab is that?
>>218978251https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crangon_crangon
Can't believe what's in the epstein files
>>218978455Anyone else getting sleepy? Man I need a nap
Just did 20 push ups, could've maybe went for 30 but feet hands and arms started hurting
>>218977645I no longer smoke weed, I smoke pure thc diamonds in terp sauce
>>218974986>parked by busy blvd >door opened 1 inch>faggot on the stoplight does the car lock thingthe pussiest of the pussies, folks
Maxwell was lk a baddie
>>218975465I'm so fuckin sick of white people saying "ya'll". Especially non-southerners, but even hearing white southerners say it just reminds me of niggers
Gonna start sayin y'all now out of spite
i don’t mind the word y’all except when asians say it
I didn't want these conspiracy theories to be true, but they turn out to be true
>>218978755Wohl mir, dass ich Jesum habe.
>want to eat some chink food>look up ingredients for panda express>it's all s0y slop with s0ybean oil, sneed oils and corn syrup>mom and pop chink shops are probably the same except with msgwhy it do be like that
>>218978886The sweet Chinese food is only really for Americans because they like sweet
I can differentiate female coworkers just by looking at their ass
Who killed Epstein?
>>218978976Hes not dead
>>218978956Did they ever fart on u or in ur presence
>>218978886Everything in east asia is made out of soy, rice, and bamboo. Even the people.
>check twitter>epstein engagement bait>"when epstein calls u subhuman goyim for the 483th time">go search actual epstein files>"is it only jews at this party or will there be goyum, my friends are hooking up with goyum, i want sum">"abundance of goyim, brilliant wasps"
>>218975180average deluxe japanese sushi roll
Say the n word
Grandpa is having his eyes looked at tomorrow
>>218979150negroni
Anyone remember Baked Alaska
>>218979165yeah what about him
>>218979165Didn't his wife or gf cuck him?
>>218979198oh yeah, his gf was hotidk if she cheated, maybe she did
I could go for a baked alaska
Post more legendary, timeless and wise quotes from streamers
>>218979165>Baked Alaskawtf is the point of this?
>>218979228You need to leave and never come back
>>218979239Oh okay.Bye.
>>218979238Looks scrumptious
>>218979239
>>218979238Its a dumb looking dessert
>>218979239Shut up.
Seven leafs in a row woo
>>218979256I don't like the texture of meringue...>>218979264it looks cute, like something out of kirby
>>218976496I'd rather not
Oh the camera's on! The camera's been on the whole time huh?
A typical dinner in Brazil. Thoughts?
>>218979302Looks better than the SLOP that jason consumes
>>218979302beans look terrible
Id like to try this Austrian dessert
>>218979302What's the thing that seems to be covered in sand?
>order chicken fried steak >its literally some thin, cheap ass piece of steak>I know CFS is generally made for a cheaper cuts of beef, but Im expecting cubed steak, not some dollar tree "steak" that's been deep fried >WORST of all, no fucking gravy2/10, still ate it but literally had better from the school cafeteria
>>218979302hearty
any whores itt?
Fuck you I'm fucking dying
How would you feel if you ever got that many (You)s?Empowered? Proud?>>218897180
I demand more posts per minute
got banned on another board for vaguely insulting trannies
i’m a goofy gooner
where da boss man at
finna boutta smoke a blunt
there are dozens of people working very hard to decide who will play the next James Bond since Daniel Craig is out now. i genuinely, honestly hope they pick a hideous black woman.
>>218979799The emmys made it so you can't win an award without a certain amount of diversity
farts are stinky.
>>218979762>>218979789
>>218979848
>>218979859>>218979873I wouldn't mind being reincarnated as a bear
I'm high as a muhfuh
real bear hours
>>218979904>>218979907
>>218979910>bear: please gib meat>human bean: i have the higher ground!
Here's some bear OC from a camping trip
Shh Taking my math test I need peace and quiet please
>>218979921>>218979932cute
>>218979934sorry we'll try to keep it down*knocks over vending machine by accident*
>>218979932Fuzzy
Anyone else feeling tired from the Epstein stuff? I think we all should take a break from looking into it. Probably for awhile.
>>218979967Donny is that you
Any girls here want to party hard all night
im afraid of bears
>>218979978You should be
ayo bluh we on fortnite come thru lil nigga
>>218979978bears know this and they thrive on it. they respect those who do not fear them.
I started frequenting our local DQ because it was dead with hardly any customers ever. It seems my regular presence has revitalized the place within weeks and now it's busy. I became the DQ cryptid and kids are coming to gawk at me. I gotta find another dead sit-down place nearby now. Gangstalking is real and you probably take part in it.
>>218979999>checkedI've seen a lot of black bears while out riding trails. They bolt the moment the hear you coming, though. They probably think I'm a demon or something
Tonight dadberg and I are watching the 1990 film Narrow Margin, starring Gene Hackman.
Fully domesticated bears could be an insanely powerful ally.
bears can sense weakness.
A kid is gawking at me again. He left his family's table to stand around mine and is pacing and staring at me. His parents should tell him that's inappropriate behaviour but whatever.
if i came across an angry bear, i'd give it a stone cold stunner oh hell yeah
Bought so much beef we got a quarter of a cow in the freezer
lol i took a picture of the idiot protesters holding the "long live al-aqsa flood" sign and posted it on the college's redditnow im #2 trending right now
Thankfully no one took a picture of me today.
I’ve missed you, /cum/friends
>>218980084odd way of saying you're not indian
China and Korea make anime too but they call it by different names but it has the same visual style as Japanese anime.
>>218980078throw a drink his stupid little face and tell him to fuck off. in high school some brat kept jumping up and peering over the booth and yelling at us so my friend threw salt in his face and he started crying. it's your god given right to beat the children of strangers if they act up.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3dmjn7n985oYour president is acting like a total retard. Does he realize that, if he starts a war with us, that is the end of Israel?Who the fuck do you think we are, fucking Iraqis? Bro we got hypersonic missiles. We'll glass those kikes before they can say Shalom!Prepare to be drafted. Fucking faggots. I'll enjoy killing American scum.btw, what kind of base does America have to cover, launching a war against a country with *two* armies, from fucking boats? We can close down the Strait of Hormuz and sink your kayaks in a minute.Be warned, scum, any harm comes to Iran, I'll fucking put a glock next to your heads, and make a brain slushie. Is that understood, your Jew-loving cocksuckers?
>>218980120I would do that if his parents weren't present.
>>218980078Tell his parents that they can make their kid behave, or you’ll shove something up his ass. The kid won’t bother you again.
>>218980132shut up and just bomb me already
>>218980132Lmao VPN larping faggot ass fag
im going to prep din din
>>218980132dude we're just chilling and posting bears man take a chill pill
chillin n grillin
>>218980133then say something to his parents. make sure you do it in front of the wait staff so they witness your displeasure too. it'll ensure the wretched trash family is shamed with maximum effect and it will let the wait staff know you're not happy with your experience. they work on tips, they'll kick the shit heel family out if it keeps up.
jonesing for some ice cream
>>218980210we're fresh out. will a pear suffice?
>>218980132dang persianjeet coming to /cum/your government is too stupid they tried to seize an american tanker to use as leverage in the negotiations but they picked literally the worst boat that ended up being attached to the militaryyour precious navy got humiliatedgive it up persians are sick of the ayatollahs have you checked your currency lately?
I wish there was a final solution to vpnfags.
>>218980227you got stomped by israelyour skies are completely exposed you slaughter thousands of your own with zero shame irgc loots the country and here is your faggot ass after the internet finally got lifted and you got permission to post on 4chin again imagine being such a bootlicker for Khamenei
some of you don't realize just how big Polar Bears getthey're the largest land predators alive today
russians are oddly comfortable with bears
>>218980277terrifying
>>218980280possible they have both had a lot to drink, alcohol makes you less fearful.
Went to the bathroom to pee but as I was doing it I could feel a turd making its way from end to end of my rectum
>>218980280There was a Russian saint named Seraphim of Sarov and a bear would come to him and sit at his feet. The saint's face quite literally glowed with God's light because he radiated such peace and joy.
There was a bear named Wojtek who served during WW2. He would help pull carts full of ammunition that was too heavy for soldiers to move.
>>218980227You're being very rude and nasty.
>>218980305corrme and the gfberg innit
da bears
>>218980343persians are wicked people>muh government and people separate>muh noble persiansshitlib talk
all this bear posting reminds me of we bare bears
keep gooning!!you can do it!
Guys I think I'm developing a scat fetish. I don't know what's wrong with me.
half way through halo odst on legendary its so easy
bears are known for their manners
saw grizzly bear in likrcant rember idahomontanawyomingwun of em shitholessurprised how small wasyeh obvi they bigbut like brown bears you see in films and that must be kodiak beara or summat or modelled on themwhich are.much bigger than grizzly bear
bear party
bear website
fuck my stupid chungus bearcel life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oQfagXfBqE
wow why is this general so slow now
>>218980474Everyone shot themselves
we should domesticate bears
>Arriving by Mon, Feb 23fuuuuuck
>>218978295Are they called crabs there?
>>218980515those damn ukraninas
This thread is still bearable
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