/brit/pol edition
>>218983017never visited either britpol or britfeelthey all seem like nutters
>>218983055nu/brit/ is all ex britfeel and britpol incel nutters and the odd retired drugmong/shagger who posted here in uni 10 years ago but is now labelled an unc
>>218982991Yeah give it a watch. It's apparently a phenomenon all over the world. It did kind of sound like a giant trumpet or a horn, very weird. I remember smoking weed on my balcony one night and it just started blasting, people were coming out on their balconies and looking around wondering what the fuck is happening. It did that every few days for a month maybe and then I never heard it again.
You know I used to have a British friend who believed the uk would he saved he converted to orthodoxy and sadly I am scared to be based because I fucked a femboy once
we used to live like thisbring it back I say
made myself an instant coffee
>>218983123I made myself black tea with milk
>>218983133moka mong seething at this
Caved in to wunger and just necked two packets of beef space raiders x
>>218983143fuck up
>>218983122not related but imagine using roman communal toilets. i think there would be fewer benders if everyone was brought up having to share the poo cloth stick and pooing and farting beside each other
You know I am glad I didn't visit London and went to Asia instead because I wouldn't have been able to fuck a Taiwanese girl
>>218983098Never heard of this, that is interesting
What happened to the Britian the ruled the waves?
>>218983163the past must have been so grim when you really think about it
>>218983173Yeah check out the link I shared.>>218983163Just having a poo with the lads.
listening to mitski for the first time and she's quite good
Redpill me on why it's safe for me to visit London
>>218983187yeah i fucked her
>>218983194you won't get stabbed unless you literally walk up to a 'mali and say "please stab me"
>>218983196That's cool but I actually fucked her 2 weeks before you did...
>>218983215Aight good but does London have 3 dollar Uber rides and night markets
>>218983196i fucked her first
>>218983221no
grok is HHL real ?
Do any slags post here?
>>218983231Ngl it's shocking that all Taiwanese women have a thing for English speaking men specifically like all the couples
>>218983241yeah i'm a girl x
>>218983255Can I get drunk talk about how I am gonna fuck you harder than thatcher fucked the economy
american humour btw
>>218983261erm yeah haha x
>>218983185Wonder how often this happens and gets ignored and misattributed. Not the trumpet sound, but I've personally heard thunder before when there's definitely no lightning and never thought to think about it.
In Christianity doesn’t predestination literally have to be true?Jesus HAD to die for our sins to fulfill the prophecy, Judas HAD to betray him to put this into motion, so wasn’t Judas essentially predestined for hell for his actions?
>>218983282I am gonna go to England and conquer you like the Norman's and fuck you so hard they will call me thatcher for how hard its gonna be
>>218983288I mean seems like you can't do anything about it, because it's coming from nowhere seemingly. I have heard thunder when there are no clouds and bad weather but that's a bit different. One time it sounded like as if giant wale was crying or something. And in every country it sounds a bit different. Either it's something natural that we don't understand or maybe some military experimentation that can't be disclosed.
Where is the horse gone? Where the rider? Where the giver of treasure?Where are the seats at the feast? Where are the revels in the hall?How that time has passed away, grown dark under cover of night, as if it had never been.
Ponder the odor.
>>218983350Now do new England we really suck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7AMfNy2MsIDo people like this exist in the UK still?
rorke about to find out why it's called hump day ;)
>>218983368very unfortunate physique
>>218983373yeah but they aren't in bands
>>218983418Sad, what are they doing if not in a band? Just larping and being gay?
>>218983435>Just larping and being gay?yes lol
>>218983411sad case of nappy arse innit
Will Britian rule the waves be Anglo chads again I hate how all the anglosphere countries have declined
you can just type things
you can just go to work early
>>218983497yes, skinny, nappy, just sad to look at, what am I even supposed to even do with this? fucking bony bitch..
>>218983525god I wish she would rape me
>>218983517shan't
Helen Mirren in the 1970s
You know I think its weird I am bisexual since I used to go on rants about hating gays and browns
Your time is running out. Do something.
>>218983558well documented phenomenon
>>218983411>>218983497>>218983519Virgins, I'll show you what a man does with a woman like Emma.
>>218983575no i will die and be with jonathan bowden
>>218983575I wish my time would run out in a way that demanded no agency from mewhy couldn't I be one of those people who died from a bird dropping a coconut on them
>>218983586I'm not a virgin, no offence bud but for me this is not a good ass. But I like your dedication to this so I wont say anything bad anymore. To each their own.
>>218983604There's still time
stayed up all night reading wikipedia award
>>218983606I'm not an ass man, as I'm white. Truth be told I'm more interested in what comes out of her ass than the ass itself.
>>218983584Ngl it was obvious because i sadly like some feminine things like red wine and baths also I have a thing for twinks and women
>>218983604>WE CAN STILL WIN THIS, PUT ME ON THE FIELD REEEEE
>>218983623I'm also white ( if you consider Bulgarians and Greeks white ) but I am an ass man, I've tried a small and and a bigger ass and there's no comparison even.>Truth be told I'm more interested in what comes out of her ass than the ass itself.fair enough
wonder if people who don't use cruise control on the highway realise how evil they are. few things more obnoxious on the road than some doddering dickhole always slowing down and speeding up with no predictable pattern while i'm sat there behind them playing whack a mole with cruisecontrolberg trying to maintain an appropriate distancemight just start tailgating them out of spite
You know what's an unpleasant sensation? Taking two pairs of scissors and scissoring them together like lesbians bumping clams.
>>218983163But they was all benders back then
>>218983677>and Greeksthey liked a nice pair of cheeks, we kept the word callipyge from them
the files have been an absolute nothingburger
>>218983631When was red wine feminine? It’s white that women and benders drink
>>218983711>they liked a nice pair of cheeks, we kept the word callipyge from thembased Greek girls have such nice round big asses, it's insane, kind of sucks that they are mentally unstable and boarder line psychotic but it's worth it.
>>218983163>i think there would be fewer benders if everyone was brought up having to share the poo cloth stick and pooing and farting beside each othernot necesarily>so, making room for the orgy eh? >yea, you?>same lol>just love getting bummed me, but gotta be clean
>>218983729Anyone manage to scrape them from before they deleted the nudes?
Content feed nutrition facts. Get the good shit and feel uplifted if you're playing the game in a way that amuses Jeffery Epstein, get dogshit if you're not. Be a good dog, yip yip Ahahaha lalalalalala
>>218983718Is 34 a serious age? Asking for a friend
roman used to clean cloth with pee tooqe got the word vespasienne (another word for loo) from vespasien, the emperor who taxed pee
toilberg abused me today (by making me work) so i told him right where he could stick it (my wage into my bank account)
>>218983768no but definitely don't shag under 16
roman lads used to poo in front of each other in public open air pooeries and wipe their dirty bums with a communal sponge on a stick
>>21898376834 is the new 21 you're just a kid
>>218983840>>218983830that's a reliefremember to not use a vpn to protect the safety of me and the other /brit/ posters
>>218983768you jus a widdwe behbeh :3
Going to work lads, have a good day.
>homer bimpson
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770189801847786.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770189865234764.webmdon't make me laff
>>218983729I hope you guys go an protest them anyways in large numbers like you always do with American issues.
I’m a 37 year old male model who looks 17
the toil freaks do be going to toil lool omds
is it more immoral to drive drunk to go get scran, or to contribute to the gainful employment of a brown immigrant by having it delivered?
>>218984087Idk my uncle drives drunk literally every day and hasn’t killed anyone unlike brownoids so i guess that
>>218984087how much do you value your driver's licence?
>>218984109never said i had one
i need a nasty STD ridden whore. an expert cock handler.
reckon you should be able to get a special licence that says you're allowed to drive drunk if you can pass a test where you demonstrate that you drive well when you're drunk
>>218984144shagged a prossie once who called herself a "dick expert" but thought i was circumcised when really my foreskin is so tight that it looks like i'm snipped when it's pulled back
A guy I went to high school with was killed in a car crash by a drunk Mexican a year or two after we graduated.
gn brit
>>218983163I reckon there would've been some sort of divider that archeologists didn't find because they've rotted away due to being wood or leather or something. Same way statues and buildings from those days are always shown as unpainted because the paint has long gone.
got a sugar free vape, watching my weight you see
>>218984169vax status?
>>218983172East Asian travelers get travel warnings about visiting London because it's full of rapey stabby types. Brits get no such warning obviously because we have to pretend everything is fine or be called racist.
mad how rorke was right about billionaire elites in the shadows controlling the world, except it turned out they have been orchestrating Rorke himself. No wonder rorke can't bloat and say "I told you so" and wants us to ignore the files suddenly. Rorke would have to admit he's been played like a fiddle
>>218984227This happened in like 2006/2007.
i desire a leggy gf
>>218984154Doug Stanhope bit that innit
>>218983739>Greek girls have such nice round big assescome to think of it, you may be right
>>21898371836. I have 4 years left before I might as well kill myself
poo willy shite bum fart arse
>>218984236was she vaxxed for bird flu then?
>>218984247never heard of that nigga, does he tell funny sex jokes as well?
Any man full of pure passion, intense lust, and deep desire in?
I miss this view
No toil today
>>218984234>they have been orchestrating Rorke himself???You mean Trump? If you didn't know billionaire elites in the shadows control the world then you have to be some kind of mindless NPC who literally believes everything the authorities say...>rorke badI see
>>218984234Rorke now considers it his duty to defend billionaire nonces even if they're jewish
>>218984277Rattled
found a shitpost song by a woman where she brags about being a biological woman to bully trannies
>>218984271
>>218984259Yeah all sorts. He did a stand up special called "...before turning the gun on himself," which id recommend
>>218984271 E3Wow. Road. How beautiful
>>218984303well now that sounds like the sort of thing the wokes wouldn't like!
Got a good feeling about RBRS today
>>218984307Riding a motorcycle in Taiwan was great I don't care but Taichung on a Honda rebel was awesome
>>218984313It was a different time (2012)
It's actually over for Rorke this time isn't it. I can see the house of cards starting to wobble
feeling optimistic and enjoying life at the moment but i have a sneaking suspicion that it's because i'm on drugs
>>218984288Why do progressives pretend they're the ones against billionaire nonces while doing and saying everything the billionaire nonces tell them to?They literally defended Biden as he grooer little kids on stage and tried to shut down anyone trying to expose the Pakistani rape gangs. Foul hypocrites they are.
Americans:Invented the telephoneInvented the phonograph recordInvented the televisionInvented the airplanePerfected the photographBrits:Invented the railroadInvented blast furnacesInvented the electric telegraphBasically kickstarted the industrial revolutionSeems like the rest of the Anglophone world isn't pulling its weight. What happened Australia, Canada and New Zealand?
mad how Biden and Obama arent in the files yet we had to put up with rorke claiming hot dogs and pizza were code for raping kids or whatever bollocks he'd go on about
>>218984390>Invented the telephoneno, a scot did
Why is a pint so expensive?, even the stuff made here like Guinness is cheaper in the uk
>>218984404>leftypol is back to defending pedos againdidn't take long did it
>>218984380*taps the sign*
Got banned from a subreddit for reminding leftypol that Ghislaine Maxwell was a Reddit powermod
>>218984448Can't wait for the scale and brutality of the rapes caused by third world mass immigration to come out and for leftypol to say it was all rorkes fault and that leftypol was against mass immigration the entire time
>>218984409Basic market forces. Here, German beer is cheaper than "Austrian" beer.Highest discrepancy between Heinecken corpa brands (cartel price around 1,50€ per can) and German discount beer (pic rel, made by Oettinger and hyperscaled by Lidl, for 0,59€ per can).Tastes all alike, anyways, so I go for Perli. Cheers.
>>218984485>Can't wait for the scale and brutality of the rapesRorke actively hoping for rapes so he can prove his own point
my poo is NOT solid this morning
>>218984501This is what I think of
karl marx and lenin were sucking each other off werent theythen lenin went off in a huff because marx went off with someone else
>>218984514Can leftists ever not lie?
>>218984485yeah except that actually already happened years ago and leftypol still doubled down on itdon't assume there must be some kind of limit as to how much they can deny reality, or how much they can hate you (the natives)
>>218984531kek, bet he's one of those queers for pakis too
>make several charming posts>come back few hours later>no (You)swell fuck you lads too then >:(
>>218984540marx died before lenin was born
>>218984542literally nobecause then they would become fascists
>>218984561well there you goits all coming together now
>>218984552Rorke and Leftypol are too busy arguing away their sexual tension atm sorry lad. Which posts were yours? I'll chuck them a (You)
>>218984552
Happy Black History Month!The lack of Black male teachers in UK education is a pressing issue that demands immediate attention. We must acknowledge the disparity and take proactive measures to address it, creating a more diverse and inclusive educational landscape. This diversity benefits students from all backgrounds, enriches the fabric of society, and contributes to a more equitable and harmonious future. Join us in this campaign to make UK education more inclusive, diverse, and representative of the society it serves.
*sniffs*
ktim
spent so much time gooning to r/chubbygirls and r/bbwlovers the last few days all I see every time I close my eyes is a big fat belly and massive veiny tits with large aerollas
>>218984640SCRUHEAMING
just seen an off topic / spam / troll / extremely low quality post
Ian Paisley was a big bloke. Very domineering voice & presence. Could see him as a Roman centurion in another life
>>218984595Diversity is a proven tool of hostile control. A diverse group of people is much easier to rule against their interests. Imagine trying to get two brothers to fight each other or destroy something they built. Much harder than getting two people who barely speak the same language to fight or sabotage themselves.When they say "Diversity is our strength," they don't mean OUR strength, they mean THEIR strength (and our weakness).
>>218984677you are responding to a homosexual spammer with jungle fever
Indians aren't big fans of Christ the Redeemer
why slow chemical is the greatest wrestling entrance theme of all time
>>218984735finally a decent post
indians are always super polite or standoffish and rude, no inbetween
*headcrab idle sound*
>>218984749indians are never rude to me I guess they perceive.me.as being high status
Got to finish basically a whole loaf of bread today, and half a can of beans and half a packet of rice. I'll maybe do some kind of massive bacon stew or something. Wish me luck.
>>218984647kek I've had this before, for me it was closing my eyes and just seeing visions of cocks being sucked over and over
>>218984765brahmin aura
>>218984765ever get indians come up and say "hey bro how are you"? seems like they always do that
>>218984589this is how I imagine every French poster looks
What would be the strategy for building the biggest harem of beautiful obedient woman possible? Learn hypnotism and move to India? And could this harem be monetised some way, perhaps through only fans?Got a feeling ChatGPT wouldn't like this one so I'm asking in the next best place: /brit/
>>218984807Step 1: become a billionaire
jokingly referred to my moustache as a "womb broom" in front of the slightly chubby zoomer lass in toil and now she says she tells that to everyone she sees. Now everyone's going to think I unironically believe I'm some kind of shagger which is NOT good
>>218984837Billionaires need Mossad pimps to get them laid apparently.
>>218984807become a mormon
Do you guys think I'm funny?
treating myself to the green milk while mumberg is away
gfstein says she has no male friends which makes me suspicious like she's trying too hard to throw me off the scent of whatever billionaire chad she's shagging behind my back >.<
>>218984807attend Hustler's University
>>218984852Because they're all speccy incels that got lucky with the computer shit they nerded about in the 90s being vital for modern existence Become a billionaire in a cool way instead
>>218984857They're mostly in America though where women have high standards and expectations and that. Got a feeling Indian women would be falling over themselves for a (relatively) tall big dicked white man and they have Islam over there which permits harems and telling women what to do.
doing a rain dance for thursday and friday
>>218984895sorry I prefer my chances the first way
Raping my own arse
lord mandelson sex arse
raping the lord mandelson sex arse
Didn’t know Mandelson was a poofter until a few days ago.
>>2189848072/3 years jamdown will sort you out
lord mandelson raped my arse
>>218984872a girl asked me that recently and I straight up lied to her
doing an unbearable scorching heat dance for the whole of australia
Ziedbelg origin storyhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/179365094/#q179375540>No bullshit when I was little and my father was in chemo my mother once brought home a middle-aged guy, looked like a teenager, I think he failed three grades, it was interesting how he fucked my mother (I peeked)According to nederdraad ziedbelg used to spam about having a 10cm long thin penis (10cm en dun) before he started the cuck stuff there. 100% confirmed same guySo he’s a little beta male who had to watch his mum cucking his father when he was a child...And now he spends all day posting about black cock, cucking, race mixing, timmies with SWCs. Childhood trauma literally turned him insaneThere is plenty of evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for "Ziedbelg" if you want to see what Dutch posters say about himMaking a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/200879098/#200892388Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459A selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Ann/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Delano/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Quincy/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Fouad/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Kenzo/country/Be/Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/betabux/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/plap/country/Be/
>>218984950when youre part of Epstein's crew all arses are sex arses
lord scrandelson
>>218984997um I already made that joke yesterday
>>218985007nigga idgaf
l'arse du sexe as they say in france
this place has no redeeming qualities
i like it when you can see their nipples through their shirt
>>218984997Good post >>218985007I didn't see it yesterday so it's still a good post. As long as it doesn't get spammed 50 times a day like some other "gimmicks" I can think of
>>218985035/brit/ or India?
>>218985035is that why it appeals to your sort?
>>218985031other way around
>>218985035I get it mate "redeeming" like "do not redeem" hahadid you put on an indian flag just for that joke or are you a rare indian with a self deprecating sense of humour?
>>218985096you are living proof indian biomass post under the british flag. ive been saying it for years
>>218984716Their loss
>>218984984this is what OCD, autism, lonliness and virginity can do to people. You have destroyed your life, please see a professional and get back on track
bet the parties were good though
>>218985119No I'm not, I'm extremely white. Like my family came over here with the Vikings kind of white.
I wonder if Emma Watson had a bowel movement this morning. I hope it was a pleasant one with little wiping required.
had an interview with this woman whose voice was so deep and scratchy that i couldn't tell if she was a tranny or had been smoking 2 packs a day for 30 years
>>218985147Then what are you doing passively defending the worst biomass on earth?
>>218985161was she fit?
>>218985172I'm not passively defending anyone you nutter
>>218985161don't like women with deep voices, prefer ones with cute girly voices
>>218985188Do you have something wrong with you?
>>218985206Like what?
>'Do not travel' alert issued for rail lines in south-east England after 'multiple incidents'so it happened AGAIN
>>218985215Autism perhaps. An inability to understand how what you say is perceived by others.
Lord Arse Scranner
>>218985035Good morning Saar
Wonder how long it will take zoomerbrits to start saying "whenever" instead of "when" like yank zoomers
>>218985223Are they not able to tell us the nature of these "incidents?" Because I think if it was a derailment they'd just say that.
>>218985176no mate she was like 60
>>218985247I lost all respect for them when they ditched the imperial measurements. Im a metric martyr you see
>>218985143there is no saving ziedy
>>218985258so?
>>218985223Lines lol. cocaineAlso rail
>>218985232I'm sure there's plenty wrong with me, but I don't see what I said that set you off. Are you angry that I engaged with a poster with an Indian flag without being abusive? Because that's definitely your problem not mine.
>>218985247yeah like so whenever i went home on saturday and like whenever i went to the bathroom i like looked in the meeerr
emmamong in 2016 be like hmmm today i will post about poo coming out of a mid womans mid arse for 10 years
>>218985271even if she were fit in terms of appearance, the voice along could completely undo that
>>218985049shame they still have their blazers on in this weather though
come with me... and you'll be... in a world... of angry masturbation
Your all cracking me up today!!
Guys what’s with the whole “good morning saar” thing I’ve never heard an Indian say “saar” can somebody explain it to me please.
>>218985276So you dont understand how the content of your post is perceived to be defending indian biomass.
>>218985289she is mid on the whole, but the arse isn't mid it's quite simply pathetic
>>218985303{>:^/)
>>218985289scI don't mind emmayank he doesn't over do it and is clewrly passionate about emma watson's bowels. can't see forced shite like homer bimpson still being posted in 10 years
>>218984448>is, like Hate this affectation
>>218985311Fuck off paki
wish i could go the rest of my life without seeing another person face to face
>>218984448>Swan pie is, like, a famous part of British culinary cultural history.Ah yes we've all eaten swan pie
>>218985314No I don't. In fact I suspected they weren't actually Indian because they were funny and self deprecating (implying Indians are not those things). Explain how I'm defending Indians. Even if I was, if that triggers you then that's still you being weird not me.
need to stop taking speed, very unpleasant to feel extreme hunger but still be unable to eat because the appetite just ent there
>>218985338Same.
massive cock and balls being stroked or inserted into barely visible women
>>218985351in all honesty, for all i know it could be a major intrinsic part of the tarq diet that only leftypol knows about, and that's why he assumes it's normal
>>218985096>>218985311Fuck off brown retard
tried to flirt with the fit blonde paramedic the other day but failed spectacularly and my colleague was chuckling at me
>>218985376did you see connor mcgregors willard its pretty big dunno why he sent it to azealia banks tho she is a hag and hates the irish
>>218985388those moves would have worked if you were handsome
>>218985338well it's your lucky day because thanks to delivery apps and technology you absolutely can do that
>>218984448>those foreigners are simply purchasing swan meat from specialist poultry vendors which is actually an extremely sophisticated thing to do
>this thread
>>218985351>>218985381It was briefly a thing during the Tudor period for the aristocracy so hardly a famous part of British culinary cultural history
want to start supporting my local footy team but the matches are too late it's like 7.45 to 9.45 which is prime drinking at home time they should have the matches straight after work
>>218984448"Swan pie" is a symbol of the excess of the medieval upper classes Should we also be eating red squirrels on sticks and water vole stew
>>218985360Indians merit abuse at every level, everywhere they go because of who they are and how they live. Choosing not to abuse them is like choosing not to abuse a sex offender. If someone posted about being a nonce and you were like, "going to hit up the kids on roblox tonight are you haha" you project to the reader your ambivalence about how you feel about the subject.
>>218985384I can't speak for the second reply you quoted but I'm not in any way brown or retarded.
>>218985404I'm a good looking guy it's just I think she was distracted and not really in the moodat least that's what I'm going to tell myself
Um...*clears throat* I uhh...starts sweating profusely* I swear that I am not...uhh...I swear that I am absolutely not a nonce.
>>218985440>"Swan pie" is a symbol of the excess of the medieval upper classesthat's why leftypol loves it
>watching non-league footballRorke life!
>>218984448So this is the face of leftypol
pine marten on toast for 'kfast
>>218985505grow up
>>218985441You remind me of the woke lot who went on about "silence is violence" because someone didn't give their pronouns when introducing themselves. Get a grip. We're not at war with India.
Opening and closing the Teams app in bed every now and then so it looks like I’m active cos I can’t be arsed to get up
got a phone call today from someone i thought was indian at first but the closer i listened the accent sounded iranian, thank heavens
>>218984448>>218985514>ReaceIrish>Novella Wop halfbreed'spora at it once again
>>218985522Yes mr centrist radical middle, all comparisons on both left and right are all the same and valid regardless of context or its truth
>>218985541ktimswear at some point they're going to start actually monitoring how much activity I get up to somehow
>>218985544Everywhere from Turkey to Myanmar sounds Indian to me
i know islam is an expansionist religion and all, but i imagine brown muzzies must cringe at white converts
>>218985554If you have to lie about what I said then I'll assume you don't have an honest argument to support whatever mental point you're trying to make. I recommend less time on the internet because it's obviously doing you harm.
>>218985570of course not, they're trophies
>>218985591Yeah? Suck my tiny dick
love sprinkling little dashes of deniable racism into my everyday speech, for example saying "good aftercoon" quietly enough that they will think they misheard me, or "your sort" in reference to someone's race when, if pressed, i could say i was referring to some other aspect of them like people who wear a certain kind of shoes
>>218985597
>>218985591You're demonstrating once again your inability to understand how your posts are perceived. You are either an Indian struggling as an ESL to properly communicate, or a teenager
in bed scrolling
outside strolling
in shed trolling
>>218985541got a jiggle mouse plugged in me but worried they'll get software eventually that notices i spend hours slowly moving the mouse one pixel every couple of seconds
was planning to go to AA tonight but i'm too drunk to drive
>>218985637>but worried they'll get software eventually that notices i spend hours slowly moving the mouse one pixel every couple of secondsit's definitely possible isn't itI'm sure they're doing it but if so why haven't I been fired alreadyboggles the mind
hate having to tell people my email address out loud, always so awkward, especially when it's "niggerkiller1488@hotmail.com"
>>218985618Expecting everyone to actively support your extremism is mental, it's what progressive extremists do, and it's not "radical centrism" to point out how mad it is, unless the internet has done an absolute number on you
>>218985649because the people who know you're doing it are doing the same
>>218985667So you deny all the things people acknowledge about indian biomass?
>>218985683Sort yourself out mate you're acting like I'm on trial for not being as abusive as you. It's ridiculous.
think I would struggle to even look at myself in the mirror if my career was so utterly pointless and unimportant that just moving a mouse occasionally was enough to not get sacked
>losing an argument >simply stop arguing and post about something else like I didn't get humiliated Anyone else do this?
>>218985700We can't all get meaningful work as a knob jockey mate
dadberg getting VERY excited about six nations bless him
>>218985610Oh so now we're just making stuff up are we?
>>218985710well thats him roasted in the fires of tartarus
>>218985720can't wait to win again
>>218985723not at all my smelly froggy bastard friend
the british economy is built on companies filled with people just wiggling mice and having a teams meeting once a day
>>218984448That's rorke done
>>218985718I hope this is AI :(
get the peng tings posted
>>218985720It's the only sport I watch on the telly. Or rather used to back in the prehistoric age when I still had a television
>>218985752>>218985752
>>218985720*Men's Six Nations
>>218985700Can see you’re very busy this morning mate
