spice edition
I have the smallest willy on /brit/ BY FAR
>>218985752loved the spice girls when I was a young lad. went to see spice world in the cinema with mumberg
>>218985741samenot cause I like giraffes I just HATE ai giraffes
what's the best drug to have sex on? other than poppers obviously because i'm no poofter
nth for the gyaldem
What haircuts do you lot sportNorwoods need not apply
We at /brit/ say RIP to John Virgo
>>218985776jenkum
>>218985788buzzcut
>>218985775pscr
I'm NEET and I'm proud
We will be arresting Rorke
>>218985788havent had a haircut in a decade me
>>218985788unkempt and overdue for a trim
>>218985788Dunno really sort of just a normal white person haircut where it's longer on top and not particularly short on the back and sides
>>218985788A beautiful mane of hair like I am a beautiful and sexy lion
will be going back to bed after the 10am meeting
>>218985788I get a scissor cut to keep it mid length. every cunt here has a skin fade so I like to keep it different and the ladies love it
Thomas the wank engine
John Virgo has passed away
>>218985788reverse mullet
been getting an alarming amount of hairs coming out whenever i run my fingers through them, hope i'm simply imagining things, or at least it's not permanent and has something to do with my hair being extremely damaged after i bleached it and then hated it so dyed it back to normal the next day
Apparently Steve Laws (the alt right grifter who looks like Sid from ice age) has started operation "uncomfortable environment" which consists of him sticking up remigration now stickers on Asian shops and takeaways before scurrying awayI'll give him a week before he's arrested for inciting racial hate
>>218985852he died a virgo aha
>>218985859Where'd you get this from then, bluesky?
>>218985788Box cut fade
>>218985835real
>>218985879She will be put in prison
absolutely fuck all to do in wfh toil today as it stands
if i read all the right wing literature and all the left wing literature where will i end up?
i'm a virgoand a virgin as well
john virgin
>>218985900huh
>>218985913you'll probably just end up being a very boring bloggy boring boring blog gay retard
shagged the pawg gf last night, spaffed deep inside her and everything, was qualityjust thought you sad virgins should know aha
>>218985926Arrest this bitch
Martin Lewis set to become a politicianhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h-aCKgg4J0
>>218985931Thanks for the blog
>>218985931
>>218985788my hair comes down to my shouldersa few months ago I tied it all into a bun and then cut the bun off but it looked like a bowl cut so I grew my beard out to counterbalance it
>>218985788short back and sides done with scissors not clippers and medium length hair on top which I brush back
>>218985931Same except my girlfriend isn’t fat
>>218985933>>218985935
>>218985953The Norwood-in-6-months
>>218985968MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>218985968me in the background phoneposting on /brit/
>>218985968‘
I do not approve
>>218985981I'm 35 and have remained a solid Norwood II for years, I think I'd know if I was gonna go bald by now
>>218985991>>218985994>>218986002
right well I think I'm going to make a coffee if that's alright with you cunts
>>218985873No he's posting on insta came up on my algo
I need to smell Emma Watson's pooey farts.
>>218986039*rapes you*
Fella had the worst syrup on I've ever seen
got a teams meeting with kelly at 10amgonna be wanking under the table at her big tiddies lmao
>>218986055guaranteed if she actually farted on you you'd be put offreckon i need to get her to actually fart on you so you can stop this gimmick
a video of young women dancing like spastics is it righto
>>218986077*barely reacts at all*
>>218986055grow up
>>218986091good post
>>218986081blud on the left looks about 200 years old
Have you ever had your hair cut like this?
>>218985913an expert on aviation!
I have a Mediterranean gf (she is brown) but no money haha can't have it all
if you put a finger up your bum how far until you feel resistance? I swear I used to feel some at the opening but now I'll go straight up to at least my second knuckle before any pushback
>>218986091nature's fleshlight
The Gay Porn Files
So there’s evidence in the Epstein files that he was working extremely closely with the Russian government/Putin and that there was a plan in place to push the US, UK and other countries towards the far right. Yet Rorke will continue to turn a blind eye to this… hmm…
>>218986154screaming
>>218986091Chileans licking their lips at this video
>>218986168tad gay this
noticeable shift in the thread vibes and not for the better
i'm in the epstein files
right so that's two gay lads with their cock and balls out rubbing each other's bumholes
i hate myself. no i will not change
>>218986143chortlign
>>218986154
>>218986197when the gay porn waiter reads back your order to you
>could yuou send
>>218985770How big? Or small.
>>218986210
>>218986210scromiting
>>218986210sc
>>218986157>working extremely closely with the Russian government/PutinLiterally no evidence of this at allMeanwhile zelensky was in regular contact
>>218986210Done him pkkkmssfhhh
>>218985852Aye, sad that.I watched the Masters and called him a "smarmy cunt" on here, which is true but now I feel bad.Big Break was sick back in the day.
just realised it's 2026fuckign hell where did the time go, it was 2023 just yestreday
Biggest cock on /brit/ right here for ya *grabs crotch*
>>218986269*my prosthetic willy falls down my trouser leg*
lots of mid bitches in porn these days, since when did the wokes decide that it's ok for women to not have good curves or chebs?
>>218986157>So there’s evidence in the Epstein files that he was working extremely closely with the Russian government/PutinNo there isn't>and that there was a plan in place to push the US, UK and other countries towards the far right.No there isn't
it's only a game so, put on a real good fightI'm gonna be snookering poo tonight
>>218986278*dives to the floor to give it a cheeky suck*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xKPJSguo58rorke's latest podcast appearance
new girl started at work. not very fit
>>218986284mad how ugly the average male pornstar was even 15 years agonow many of them are lush twinks (the one in straight porn i mean)
>>218986278*subrepticely steals it*
>>218986284I recommend switching to JAV, they still have a decent standard of what constitutes a peng ting
>>218986284all the good looking ones get ofs
might go to centrelink tomorrow and ask them if i can please have some free moneyif they so no i'll try again later with blackface
>>218986284all the good ones are on onlyfansthe mid ones do free porn to gain a simp base then delete all their videos and migrate to onlyfans or some other paid platformseen it happen a thousand times, countless hours of wank material wiped off the face of the earth
>resize.jpg
>>218986284just watch gdp still for my weekly wank me
>>218986323whats funny about that rorke?
dunno why i get so horny on the opioids even though little bruce is certainly in no state to stand at attention, much less spaff
>>218986301in the space of just two months three of the fittest girls on the team have either left the job or switched departments and it fucking sucks
>>218986339get off the 'piods
>>218986284porn peaked in 2015
>>218986339ever tried prostate stim?
Why is alcohol so expensive in Ireland , I can get a pint of Guinness or Murphy’s cheaper in the uk than right next to where it’s made
I have nothing to do today
>>218986301if you clean yourself up a bit you might get into her league
>>218986366ktim every day
Rorke's dad is in the files
>>218986339opioids have the opposite effect of raising libido lmao what is wrong with you
>>218986330isn't that the compsny that got in trouble because they raped the girls or something
my desk is wobbly
>>218986315i watch JAV sometimes but only the ones with white women because i kinda like AMWF where the woman is about the same size as the bloke shagging her, if not even bigger. i wonder if that indicates a cuck fantasy like with people who watch BMWF porn. it's more like a giantess fetish than a cuck fetish because i'm certainly not threatened by twinky little asian men with small knobs
>>218986386ok
>>218986362did a bit of bum experimentation when i was a teenager but i gave it up after i tried to bumwank with a plastic banana and sliced my ringpiece on the plastic seam
>>218986364those are pubs increasing price because rent is so much higherif you buy it from a supermarket it's way cheaper in ireland
>>218986364euro innit
>>218986379not in my experience, they tend to make everything captivating which i think is because it slows down my mind so there's not as much overthinking/brain fog, so yes i can get horny but there's slim chance of being able to wank
>>218986378x files?
>>218986383
ate bad pizza yesterday and now I'm feeling like I'm about to poo at any moment
rorke training his dog to do the hitler saluteleftypol feeding his dog a latterasheed staying far away from all dogs as they are unclean...
>>218986407
>>218986382they tricked some of them by saying they were modelling jobs at first or that the videos were for private collectors yeah
penis flattening
might start training my neck i don't want a turkey one
>>218986470not really rape is it
I saw John Virgo in real life. It was at the opening of a big pool hall in town. He played an exhibition match against a bloke with one arm who was surprisingly good considering but I still think Virgo let him win.
Date yesterday was one of those girls with a "big personality" which basically meant she was loud, interrupted and said whatever shite came to her head. She also used the word facetious incorrectly within about 10 minutes of meeting.Just received a text saying she really enjoyed our date and would like to see me again. What's a good way of telling someone no without letting them know it's entirely about their personality?
>>218986468come on now is that even in the top 100 weirdest things you're likely to see on /brit/? this place is full of schizos and cucks and tranny freaks
>>218986490no thats why I dont feel guilty wanking to the sexy morons
>>218986501sounds like you got dommed by her
>>218986320love wanking over anissa kate, but i wish she'd say "oui" less when getting shagged because it makes me imagine she's about to piss herself
lowkeniuenly getting blacked
if broadband and all that all goes up April every year, does it make sense to wait until after April to switch because then instead of getting a better price for like 2 months Feb - April, you get a better price for a whole 12 months April 26 - April 27 yeah?or maybe you're not allowed to do that like if you let it roll over into April then you're already sucked into another year's contract and if you try to switch then you have to pay the full year to escape it. I dunno. Dunno about these adult matters. All I know is I'm paying £31.99/month for 70Mb down due to years of procrastination and I need to do something about it.
might have a rummage around in my arse later
>>218986501Could say you're sorry but you met someone and you're getting married
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhPkZ7R2pWo
spaffed on my tummy last night and now its dry
dunno why i download so many full length porn videos when i usually just skip to one part of the scene i specifically like and just wank to that while ignoring everything else
>>218986568ktim skipping the blowjob every time
>>218986568i dont know either matepiss off
>>218986574i can only get off to deepthroat
Britain is finally waking up!
>>218986574i used to do that too but now i like to see them sucking willy before i skip to the good bits because it's an act of subservience on the woman's part
ah okay so I’m sure he’ll be arrested by the police then
>>218986501I just say that i enjoyed the night but didnt really feel a connection. dont need any more justification than that
every wank i have lasts about a minute dunno what would happen if i had sex as im a virgin
>>218986568I use a small piece of software called LosslessCut to trim the bit I like to save on storage space x
>>218986609ktimmers
>>218986604It's a lefty nothingburger Rorke
>>218986609the first time you have sex it actually takes quite a long time and sometimes you won't be able to cum at all since you're nervous and have never done it beforefirst time I had sex I didn't cum despite going at it for absolutely AGES, first time I did it with my gf it took like 40 minutes, every time we do it after being apart for a while it also takes longer
>>218986503Well said. It's all anonymous innit so it's brutally honest sometimes. It makes you wonder what apparently "normal" people you know IRL would reveal if they posted here.Once met a couple of mates in the pub and one was visibly excited as I approached while the other looked miserable. Mate 1 goes "anon you won't believe what mate 2 just told me, he's only been sticking candles up his arse when he wanks!""Yeah I do that too," I said. "Have you not tried it? G spot's up there innit."Never seen one guy look so disappointed while the other looked so relieved. They both thought I was gonna gang up on a mate for bumming himself with a candle.
Local community centre is becoming an Islamic culture and learning centreApparently the council sold it to a local "community fund" charity (which seems to only do stuff for wogs and illegal immigrants) for 1 quid a few years ago and "forgot" to include a clause saying it could buy it back for 1 quidThe "charity" did nothing with the site (so of course local leftypol is now arguing that a muslim place is better than nothing)Anyway the "charity" has ended up selling it to "Mr Gajar" who's now going to turn it into a hive for spreading Islam to a working class white areaSays it all really
>>218986660righto
could only get off to women taking it up the arse for a few years dunno what that was about
>>218986609Wish I could wank in a minute takes a solid 20 mins a day for me.
>>218986660>>218986667the boring blog twins
>>218986491>but I still think Virgo let him winJV is a meme these days because of his commentary antics but was a legit player in his day, won the UK Championship beating Steve Davis along the way. He would have battered the shit out of that one-armed plumber at your local hall if he cared to. It's like that in every sport, there's levels to everything. There's a somewhat famous quote from some retired unknown jobber in the dregs of the NBA who said "I'm closer to LeBron than you are to me" and he proved it. He'd take challenges from randos and wipe the floor with them all.
>>218986667burn it down
>>218986688>JV is a meme these daysI think he's a corpse now actually mate
>>218986660based rectal crusader
>>218986667It's not too late yet. Rebel.Don't let those scumbags take over our beautiful continent
>>218986660right then*turns around and tries to find someone else to talk to*
>>218986708cue balls in heaven
>>218986708
>>218986660based non-enforcer of social norms
>>218986712you ok ziedy? you don't seem like yourself
>>218986712this is not the zeidy I know
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdy8gA2dOAE
don't understand why people on 4chan sometimes feel a need to project an air of being normal, what on earth are they hoping to accomplish? it's like walking into a brothel and acting like you're above it all even though you're there to pay for sex just like every other geezer
say it with meSMALLFILESIZEMONG
>>218985752>the crt monitor>the shitty pentium 3/4 era computer laying on its sideMore impressive than the Spice Girls desu.
>>218986754touched a nerve?
>>218986761GOTY
Feeling fresh firm and creamy
>>218986768nah sporty is a dish
>>218986769Can't speak for Bruce but you're getting on my nerves
>>218986769not at all i'm not here to pretend to be normal because i'm not in denial
>>218986599Useless property damage, FOB cronem can't read English
got a mug of coffee warming up my balls
>>218986738>>218986740Burn it all down, away with them
>>218986754when I was in Amsterdam with my friends we went to the red light district but I didn't look in the windows like didn't make eye contact with the women because I'm very uncomfortable around women. That was 13 years ago now and I'm still a virgin now (aged 32). Also I don't have friends anymore.
Thinking about that video where someone calls ishowspeed a nigga and he chimps out
>>218986807Link?
>>218986771have yet to play it but it's on the console
got a mug of balls cooling down my coffee (which I keep in a testicle sack)
>>218986807not wrong is he?
ishowspeed is based tbf, he’s a good lad
wrote a fucking huge prompt into Claude and the page choked and the prompt didn't get saved fucking piece of shit serves me right
>>218986775Yeah, they're hot. But whatever, who cares? The retro PC is better.
wowand i mean WOW
>>218986803get the prossie HIRED lad. a lot of people say it's shameful to lose your virge to a prossard and/or that it doesn't count, but it WILL lighten the load of the virgin mindset and make you more confident around women
>>218986807Was it in Hull? Just wondering if it was me (jk that would be illegal)
>>218986838need her to suck me off
>>218986857psued slopyou can change your 'virgin mindset' any time
>>218986807Baddiedem did an IRL last night and started barking at dogs like speed
Behead AI mongs in the streets
>>218986881ok
>>218986844True
>>218986874exactly, by hiring a prossie, as i said
remember getting home after school and having a blue peter wank
pinkpantheress ghettogaggers
hungy
need food hungy
Let black guys destroy your arse
>>218986891Am very excited for AI myself. Can't wait for it to kick off. Could be the biggest change in society we'll see in our lifetimes and that even includes the internet which was a total global revolution. Even if AI is a disaster and wipes out life on earth for some reason, at least we'll know we were the last alive. Worst case scenario is that the elites use it to enslave humanity like they do with everything but maybe we'll get an unprecedented golden age out of it. Or it'll turn out to be a waste of time and energy. Either way, I dunno how people can hate it. We've smashed the Turing test, that's at least something.
the raped
>>218986964
>>218986667This happens up and down the country, they're especially keen on acquiring former pubs and churches because then you get the double whammy of undermining British culture and spreading your ownObviously if you bring up this trend lefties will just say oh it's better they're used for something/clearly the people didn't want or need a pub if it shut downAnother trick is call it a "multi faith" centre which always seem to have the layout and facilities for engaging in Islamic prayer such as mats and gender separated areasI've had discussions with people who deny the spread of Islam who if you bring this up with will immediately deflect or say it's actually not a big deal
>>218985852rip
>>218987008R
>>218986998always wanted to drink a bowl of egg yolks
mad how many muzzy terrorist attacks we were getting in the 2010s and then it sort of started to taper off, maybe it has something to do with covid because there were fewer pedestrians out to mow down with their cars. either that or the jewish media is underreporting them
mad how mental
>>218987005Mental how many countries have been taken over completely by islam in the exact same way without people in other countries learning anything or trying to stop it in theirs. We know what's happening and we know where it ends up.
islam is good though because it oppresses women
never see anyone use "bomacraffane" any more
>>218987028I was thinking this earlier. It could be that intelligence/police agencies have got better at seeing them coming and preventing them. It'd be impressive considering all the resources they seem to spend on going after right wing "activists" on Facebook
that's a raped paedo posting
In that spoons me. Got that large brekkie and wuppas on tap x
>>2189870282016 was mental, there was one every week at one point
Zack Polanski answers reporters questions like someone on a JoePolitics street interview
>>218987106chat to the mates you're with not us
>>218987076Reckon we can oppress women without raping little kids and banning beer and dogs and bacon, and having to pray to the big black cube 5 times a day, and stabbing people who disagree with all of the above
what do you lot do when you are toiling from home and just mouse wiggling. I'm new to the game. Thinking of getting into some anime
>>218987132I have a busy wfh job
>218987106fuck off back to /britfeel/ you gimpy looking wetwipe
all the women I work with are uselessnot a single redeeming quality in any of themletting them join the workforce was a mistake
>>218987137Well that's shite
got a think for the fat bird at work
Wonder how long will have had the vote before it's taken away from them (by muslims or western men) because they all voted for islam without learning what it is. How long have they had the vote now? 100 years?
>>218987177*rapes you*
>>218987132>farm (you)s>watch tiktok>wanksame as I do when I switch my toil laptop off
>Wonder how long will have had the vote
>>218987184>how long WOMEN will have had the votenever mind I'll get me coat
>>218987132Usually clean the house or prepare some food. My job isn't time sensitive so I can get off the computer for 30 mins at a time and no one complains. No one even checks if I work because I get the results
>>218987196sc
me gwaan poo
Zack Polanski has utterly mindraped Rorke
>>218987227truke
when i was a kid i used to think oprah winfrey was very attractive, wonder what on earth was wrong with me
>>218987227Zack is going to get utterly raped when reform wins g&d
>>218986143Kek
nobody just sits there spacing out anymore because we've all got phones now
>>218987238Nobody is seriously expecting the Greens to win that one, Rorke
>Zack Polanski (born David Paulden)first time i've seen a reverse-jewish name change from an actual jew and not a black woman
>>218986157Hello 77th
>>218987106Hi little Sean had your nappy changed today?
>>218987251I still do that
>>218987251do this when driving me
>>218987254back in my days when people got bored they made something happen, invented shit, gained a clue. now they just scroll.
>>218987227>>218987227Hardly. For all the fanfare the Greens have peaked in the low teens, basically level with Labour and Tories.They will never appeal to anyone outside of the blue-haired misanthrope cohort.
>>218987251i do. never really look at my phone when i'm in public although i have nothing against it, just don't get the urge
*screeching, faintly scared paki woman voice*OH MY DAYSS RORKE CAN YOU GROW UP??
>>218986210HA
>>218987145Post his pic, lad. Curious to see the face behind the stupid baby talk.
the state of immigration in this country makes me feel like i'm going insane
wish the braindances from cyberpunk were real, want to know what it's like for a woman to get shagged
Right, gay wank out of the way, now I can focus on women again
>low teens:)
>>218987304people post pictures of him quite regularly here, I don't have any saved though I'm afraid
>>218987254The greens areThey're throwing the kitchen sink at it
>>218987282>They will never appeal to anyone outside of the blue-haired misanthrope cohort.based on voting polls their biggest supporters are actually rich upper middle class people, those with highest levels of education, and young white girlsyou need to get off twitter if you still think "dyed haired libtards" is a demographic with any influence
nobody outside London, Brighton and Bristol knows or cares about polanski (i call him by his last name to psyop people in to thinking of roman polanski known child rapist)
>guys you have to make these epstein files believable if we're going to use them to deceive the general public>lol no we don't they will literally believe anything we put in there>but they know it's us releasing them, right?>they don't know shit mate we got them thinking men are women >oh yeah haha that was epic
>>218987308i'm going to immigrate my foot up your arse in a minute, rorke
>>218987330>you need to get off twitter if you still think "dyed haired libtards" is a demographic with any influenceMy entire point was that they are not, you need to improve your reading comprehension.
>>218987282>the Greens have peaked in the low teens
>>218987308It's like they turned it up to 11 because people were starting to see what they're doing so they had to finish the job before everyone started seriously trying to stop it
>>218987308whats worse is our inaction to it. Southport should have been the last straw but a couple protests in the summer then back to normal
>>218987329Yes Rorke, it’s a by-election that gets loads of coverage, it’s basically free publicity for them so they’re looking to massively increase their vote share. Still doesn’t mean they actually believe they will win if.
>>218987330>their biggest supporters are actually rich upper middle class peoplesays it all really
Zac Polanski (no relation)
>>218987371Your Party will take half of GP vote
>>218986709CRUSADERCRUSADERPLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOUTHE BATTLE LIES OUT TO THE EASTCRUSADERCRUSADERDON'T LEAVE ME ALONEI WANT TO RIDE OUT ON YOUR QUEST
>>218987375>kid born in wales does something bad>protest immigrationYou’re a mong
>>218987371OK now post the aggregate polling.
>>218987365>you need to improve your reading comprehensionIronic, because you didn't understand your own post.
Actually don't mind Polanski. Telling that the biggest attack line people have on him is the hypno tits thing as if that isn't extremely based
>>218987406do try to make an honest argument for once in your life leftypol
Reform being the biggest party in parliament but a Labour-Green-SNP coalition government happened might finally be the thing that sends Rorke to the loony bin
>>218987414Lib Dem surge
>>218987385That's also the biggest supported of the Tories. It's fine, you can cope, no need to reply.
>>218987308I live in a 99% huwhite area where even the local maccies is entirely staffed by whites, I'm happy to live here in blissful ignorance while the rest of the country goes to the dogs
>>218987421Go have a gay wank scheissenboy>>218987419
>>218987419>raving misogynist supports the insane tranny partymad that
>>218987375A couple of MI5 controlled opposition protests to weed out any dissenters, followed by 24hr courts locking them all up in prison for longer than child molesters, plus a misinformation campaign to make people think they'll be arrested for sharing any non-woke opinion anywhere. It's over, there's no coming back from this now and the sooner people admit it and run for the hills, the better their chances of survival over the next 20 years
>>218987442>green voters are just disaffected toriesbizarre claim
>>218987470>>218987470>>218987470>>218987470
>>218987443What county does this even exist in these days
>>218987460It's not the immigration you idiot, it's eestern powers losing grip over international markets/world dominance.Blaming the inflation and lack of hoysing on immigration is SOP psyop for intelligence services, especially the english
>>218987451I don't support the greens at all, I just don't mind Polanski on a personal level. Reform might be less insane but they're more dishonest. Literally full of the scum that brought us the boriswave and they claim they actually want to solve the problem.
>>218987506Reform and similar parties all over europe are fascist reserves so that workers won't drift away ftom the henhouse
