Israeli women edition
dogshit yank starts off thread with a jew editionthis /brit/ is gonna be wonderful isn't it
OP be like pic rel
thinking about ronnie pickering again lads
>>219001530go to bed then lad
My favourite porno niches at the moment>premature fetish JOIs (one minute humiliation challenges, "hypno" files where you get ten seconds at the end)>two caged sissies sharing a BBC>2000s TGP gallery mature/granny 15 picture previews of GILFs in bikinis they shouldn't be wearing at their age
>>219004589go have a wank and leave us alone, boring cumbrain
Ayeshah is missing. Ayeshah was last seen Meadow Heights at 1:50am on Thursday 5 February 2026.
>>219004589mine haven't really changed in a decade>lactation>throatpies>gentle femdom
>>219004603ladies and gentlemen I give you: rorke's hero
>>219004610mongo mad
>>219004608white hijabis are very strange, see a good few of them around by area on account of the mosque nearby.
>>219004603>(girls FTW!)
>>219004644>white
>>219004610We at /brit/ love AI slop
>>219004603didn't think it was possible to get so much cringe packed into one email
going to put a nonce in my mongoDB
>>219004608>Ayeshahbeautiful australian name that
>>219004603
every single poster in this thread is soft as shite, all of you lot reckon I could knock everyone in here out cold in a single, man-to-man combat currently undefeated on the cobbles whilst youre in here wanking your weewees to emma watsons hag face...pathetic
>>219004644shes just white passing
>girls FTW!>thank you good sir
>>219004215The background wasn't too much of a problem, I thought for a second you wanted him to be looking up like the source image which would have been hard to say the least lol
>>219004683would fold you up like a deckchair mate
went to pub with my uncle and he spent almost half of it talking about how well him and this married lass 20 years younger than him and get on at his gym classeshe's definitely on the verge of ruining a marriage
>>219004669what's a real australian name thengoojarra?boolawoong?
>>219004683reckon my cock is thicker than your ankle you argle sock wearing poofter
>went to pub with my uncle
>>219004705don't even blame him, the temptation to get with some cute young thing after years of dull marriage must be overwhelming
I need Emma Watson to hover her bum over my face and splatter chunks of diarrhea all over me.
bitches come and go but you know i stay
>>219004707barrystevobrucemike
I reckon I am legitimately the contender for strongest here. Given the history of posters there may be some fit lads here but I am genuinely ferocious on top of being fit.
>>219004707poowong
>>219004701kind of like that?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBtlPT23PTM
>>219004707peter
>>219004748a friend of a friend is close with jonatan aka leany do you think im cool x
got the yellow fever
>go to America >never see black people interacting with mexicans hmm...
>>219004763i bench 130kg, wbu poof
>>219004780it's not just whites that can be racist
>>219004770sure you're cool x
>>219004770this is a ben general
>>219004775peng and leng
>>219004766Someone else plugged it into AI. I didn't draw the one you posted
recently started singing along to tunes on the radio when I'm driving, never used to do that before
>>219004785Doesn't really matter, I'd probably down you
why's he always got the hump
bitch im morose and lugubrious
>>219004811Do it during long trips desu, think it's boredom kicking in
Peter Bitchins
chris morris sex arse
>>219004815must be shit being himbrother dies and no one will leave you alone in your old age
>>219004799met his mom in a work capacity once, she worked at the public service radio lol
just made some chilli salsa and its fucking shite chucked it straight in the bin
>>219004806fugg
>>219004835yeah there is an element of boredom there (my commute is 40 minutes) but I think it shows a positive uptick in my emotional state maybe
>>219004846>momFOY
>>219004846these sthlm nepo kids are out of control!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7KLNDsgGgshowling at this one x
black americans be like "blacks can't be racist" okay then go up a mexican guy and call him a spic
>>219004815Not seen it but why should he pretend it's a good impression of him?
any man in seen Clive Myrie's African Adventures
>>219004877yeah i hate niggers too
>>219004775post a catbox or a link o algo
>>219004849when this happens I usually eat it anyway because I don't like to admit I've wasted my time
been thoroughly raped by life
>>219004896just search lulu chu elle lee
>>219004893why would i watch this shit when iShowSpeed's African livestreams clear? w speed fr
Wonder what Mexicans are like, can't be that bad
>>219004893always the same countries not interested
>>219004893big fan of Myrie but I couldn't care less about what goes on in Africa
egg
>>219004920played rdr1 that was enough
You guys also get that sad and dusgusted shivery feeling when you see a really handicapped person?
>>219004926>big fan of Myriewhyhe reads a teleprompter
>>219004853The rain looks a lot more depressing and wet in the AI one desu
>>219004938just seems like a chill dude with a good sense of humour, could go for a pint with him
>>219004589>>premature fetish JOIs (one minute humiliation challenges, "hypno" files where you get ten seconds at the end)Based
pisses me off endlessly that australia is a literal paradise infested with the most horrific creepy crawlies and dangerous animals
>>219004806I’ll have you know I used photoshop
asked my mate to meet for a drink and he said another dayfew days later and he's out drinking with othersyeah might just end it all right here tbqhwy
>>219004942i know but by pudeur, i posted this one
>>219004957but, enough about Chinks and Jeets
>>219004934*shoots your hat off with a revolver*
>>219004959kek sorry
you lads going to watch thisI'm having a FEMALE around for the opening ceremony on Friday night.:3 it is my mum tbf
>>219004978*scurries off as bald uncovered*
>>219004920Every time I’m in yurop I’m grateful for spicsThey’re generally alright and hardworkingYour immigrants absolutely suck and are subhumans that should be culled
>>219004589for me it's SPH for average size willards (i'm 6.5 inches)
might open a chinese/indian fusion restaurant called Chinks N' Jeets
Gyaldem FTW x
Who deserves a knighthood then? MARTIN NEWELL!I didn't hear you!
We all experienced life before phones but now we cant fathom life without one
>>219004993I'll probably watch a bit of it to try and catch any qt skiers but I don't find it nearly as interesting as the regular 'lympics
Starmer resigning tomorrow then, lads?
>>219004978>Activates deadeye>MFW You're behind barn doors
idea business: liking gay music WITHOUT being gaylobe ABBA me
>>2190050056.5 isn't average
>>219005005>SPH for average size willards (i'm 6.5 inches)How that does even work? Most women would be content with that size.
>>219005039why whats new today?
>lobe ABBA me
>>219005039ayeafter casting burnham out thereby paving the way for madam proime ministah
>>219005015Need her to stick that finger up my arse while she's furiously wanking me off and calling me a "good boy" in her thick northern accent
>>219005058>>219005063i just have a really weird fetish for itlike she has to say that 8 inches is the bare minimum for her and that i should pay her for itthese findom creators will make anything for money so they make it
>>219005063>Most women would be content with that size.Women can handle 14 inches6 inches would feel like a pinky finger to them
>>219005045first time I played I had that high capacity Mauser equipped and I spent so long putting Xs on heads that it timed out and he just got gunned down instantly without firing a shot
>>219005083yep, would fit right in there
>>219005078>PM MahmoodAn Indian was bad enough but this is going too far
>>219005078Well, Guess I better fuck off back to Bangladesh. It can't be much worse there
Is it normal in the UK for men to wear tighty whiteys?
>>219005107He's bent
>>219005090don't understand how you can be gifted with a respectably sized dick and still be insecure about it
>>219005107Not really but he is a 70 year old poofter.
this nigga eatin beans
so what's the black document they're looking at then
>>219005121i'm not insecure about it. i'm content with my sizei just have a fetish for it and it gets me harder than anything else for some reason
>>219005097Same, the crazy thing is, in normal gameplay you could probably get out of a even worse situation with the high capacity repeater and full dead eye
>>219005090>>219005094Seems like some sort of mental gymnastics to me but whatever floats your boat lid.
>>219005107>krassenkikeneed him dead
>>219005128yea but european style so it's ok
>>219005151I didn't choose to be this way. I fucking hate it man. It's like a curse. I would give anything to be able to get hard to regular porn but I literally cannot.Just like how gay men don't choose to be gayWhen women talk about dick size preferences in real life i get an instant erection
portuguese look like THAT?
>>219005148yeah but that's "Cutscene Incompetence" for you. I also used the Mauser in the revenge duel and pumped so many rounds into the cunt that it pushed his body all the way into the river lel
Just posted my adorable nephew on /cm/ nice that we have a board to celebrate cuteness platonically
>>219005190probably time to take a break from it mate
Sleepy
>>219005196lol. I used the Hi power for the dramatic irony. The funny thing is he even fans self loading pistols
>>219005190Agreed lid, size queens are hot af.
>>219005219I tried thatdeleted all my clip site accounts and my collections trying to rewire my brain to normalityfor a week i couldn't take it anymore then i relapsed and never been any better since
Starmer needs to go. It's time to bring back Blair.
New Juno sex arse has been announced
remembering the tf2 days and the 4chan party van server
go to bed wagiesyou work so i dont have to
>>219005252Can't go wrong with Mr Brown. We need to bring back boring Prime ministers so we can whine about small things again
Lush xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_etjp83wwg
>>219005289thank you British tax payer
>>219005278Loved it even though I had to deal with high ping, eventually moved on to the euro server that came up after
>>219005220https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThguAxA4Wcc*plants a pecker on your cheek*
>>219005248I think the trick is to find something else to do in the times you'd normally be looking at porn, a hobby that gets you away from the internetif you're just sat on the computer doing your best to avoid temptation you're going to fail
>>219005297one of my favourite clips was a dick rating from a fit blonde and she rated a guy with an 11 incher a 6/10 for not being consistent in girth all the way throughthat's what you're up against
>>219004603>>219004631 # >>219004648 # >>219004652 # >>219004677 #...Anonymous 02/04that email was fake btw. got com noted on twitter
>>219005329Awful anatomy on this artwork. The artist should be ashamed of publishing this piece
>>219005324yeah truething is i have no hobbies and no life so i'm here all day 24/7 basicallytoo much free time you're rightbut even if i had a job, went to the gym, even had a wife lol i'd still be doing it
Anyone wanna let me shag their arse
>>219005217um
I think the Thatcher government was vindicated by the fact that it laid the sociopolitical groundwork for 'Smooth Operator'
>>219005289
just injected testosterone
french-fried pertaters mmhm
mad how fit she was
big fan of recipes where you just dump everything into a dish and cook it all at once
um has replaced ' this is genocide
reckon they should arrest that epstein fella
>>219005387*takes credit for it* yea you're welcome brucie
according to this realty site my condo is valued at 40k more than when i bought it 4 years ago
>>219005413agreed i always fuck it up when i have to keep my eye on more than 2 things cooking seperately
kekkkkkkkk American cities are so ghetto https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/2019190881321157016?s=20
>>219005450Niggers ruin everything
>>219005450>chimpcongodon't care
>>219005450>chicagoisn't this supposed to happen everyday there?
she got dat yung yung, dat smoove smoove, dat here we go
>>219005478gay cunt
>catberg wants to play>oblige him>just lays down and does nothingfucking retard
getting harder and harder to skint taxes
>>219005327Noice. I'm a 30+ year old virgin loser so virgin humiliation stuff is more my thing desu but I also enjoy SPH for obvious reasons. Also, with Valentine's Day coming up this is pretty much the peak time to have these fetishes because all these femdom/findom content creators are pumping them out humiliation clips like no tomorrow.
corrjust accompliahex anudda poobergreckon give it 90 before the udder fing else [redacted] garn hairfta boglehradt dat shiddingtonshire
>>219005244wtfgrok is diss real?
>>219005407
>>219005107kek i dont get itlike sure weird to havie his pants down but nuttin rong wiv it
new fixation has dropped i see
what are they playing at
>>219005512actually very few create decent SPH contentall of the good creators rarely do it because for some reason it doesn't sell as well for the time investment in making the vidi'll see one worth buying every 2-3 weeks maybeprobably for the best aha
>>219005413Name some
>>219005542It real de lid. It from an interview she did last year.
>>219005569my cock
>>219005556not heathertimmy (for once)it's HHL from /britfeel/
sometimes i make a split-minute decision to take a shit before going out, based only a vague feeling i could do one. then i'm often shocked by how big the poo is, and i shudder thinking i could have easily gone out and about my day with that mass of poo still inside me
the body positivity movement has led to this point, a british woman trying to accept her grotesque stomach as normal instead of realizing she has a massive lipoma that needs removed
>>219005569please enjoy your fifth sameface asian girl
That's the Fortnite daily quests done. The grind never ends.
>>219005609the edit looks like a man though
any grotesque freak man in?
>>219005606this looks like ascites. she should see a doctor
>>219005631yea me
>>219005613shut it nonceboy
Evening team. Going bed soon. Did some uni work and played some more Majora's Mask. Got 3 empty bottles and the gilded sword now.
>>219005606how is that a lipoma
>>219005616that's what she's meant to look like
>>219005656alright fella hows it hanging
>>219005650he looks so creepydoes he really live in a care home lol
>>219005631*hops up and down with my hand raised in the sky*
why do people feel the need to be /brit/ personalities and post in an identifiable way
>less than a week until them UC bennies hit the bankCan't come fast enough desu
>>219000957dont look up what she looks like now
>>219005680Surviving on packets of biscuits until then
>>219005656do you get bullied at uni?you probably don't turn up to any of your classes
SU SU SU SUSSUDIO
>>219005597he's the one wondering why he gets bullied everywhere he goes right>>219005670runt
killing myself if i dont get bennies
rorke surviving on 65p packets of tesco custard creams before bennies comes in
>>219005708ktim
>>219005689Nah still got enough left for food/bills but any luxuries such as the new gaming headset I want will have to wait until next week.
>Norwegian man fucks an English lassHow does this make you feel britbros?https://www.redgifs.com/watch/straightgrimgoitered
oh god im so lonely britwhenever i tell people theyre always like "why? youre good looking and a nice guy" and they just look confused.just n aspie mong arent i
>>219005717You on PIP?
>>219005724Couldn't tell you
>>219005708could just get a job like
>>219005724>Due to the Online Safety Act, users accessing RedGIFs from the UK can not view our full 18+ experience.i don't know
>>219005725Just seduce a nigerian descent woman. problems weren't
>>219005743Fuck off
>>219005675for some people this is their main source of social interaction in life
>>219005759sadsome real swamp creatures that post here
>>219005746you can get medicaid very easily if you are in the wage threshold but unemployment is only if you were actually fired/furloughed and disability is very hard to get
women who watch reality tv should be destroyed
if 'elf weren't a thing then i'd spent every minute of every day munching on mr kiplings angel slices
posting my 14cm bwc on vinted
i want me some ribena grape juice
>>219005791that a bone pressed measurement?
>>219005779>unemployment is only if you were actually fired/furloughedbut how long does itasthere people can just claim benefits indefinitely and all they have to do is visit a job centre every 2 weeks and say theyve been looking for workcompletely unsustainable there should be a cap of time you can claim bennies
>>219005799me too now that you mention it
15.24cm bone pressed exactly me
supping down a 1am coffee. might seem unreasonable to the toiler. me? not so much
there are choc ices in the freezer corr i might just go and grab one
>>219005780thered be no women leftdated a girl and all she watched was shite like geordie shore on repeat
>>219005816It’s like that but it’s 1 week here, I forgot you have to have gotten paid a certain amount in 15 months to be eligible in the first place too
What's your guilty pleasure?
>>219005779It not right what they do to NEETs just trying stay womfy in life. All to keep their precious capitalist machine going.
>>219005806You know it, chiefDealing with an anaconda in the cks
>>219005816usually only 6 months or so. depends on the state. there are "temporary" extensions that people game to stay on it much longer.also disability is easier to get than the other poster thinks. unemployed people also often sell or trade their food stamps (ebt)
>>219005845Being a midwit
just get discouraged with the Hinge is all
Love to DJ Mya
Sick world x
>>219005886dios mio... la goblina...
Boring post not worth making
>>219005845Staring at pictures of beautiful women for dopamine
>>219005845rape
>>219005780by my BWC
>>219005911That’s a man
>>219005886what ethnicity is shejust a swarthy angloid?
looking forward to being old and demented on my death bed, monged out on hospital grade morphine, having pretty young nurses wipe my bum bum
>>219005908gaylord
finished all of my flatmate's squash
>>219005920White English father. Not sure what her mother is
>>219005924Knowing me id be grabbing all their bums and blaming it on the dementia lol
>>219005845brown girls with fluffy hair and fat tits
seanlad shitting kevlads spunk out in the disable toilet oh aye it lush x
had a long stay in the hospital once and all the nurses loved me because i wasn’t a deaf old person constantly shitting myself some of the regulars always giggled talking to me but i think they were just naturally like that or putting on bedside manner
definitely getting a mcmuffin tomorrow morning
>>219005915Nope just aryan. This phenotype is so rare in America because of all the dysgenic breeding
was sitting on the floor of my bedroom folding my washing. Catberg was on the bed behind me purring up a storm.I think I got that feeling of harmony you're supposed to get when you spend ten years up a mountain meditating ,
>>219005941I love them
Finishing off that maccies coke. Lush x
>>219005970the jawline is way too masculinemodelling agencies favour this look for women but in terms of female attractiveness, a softer jaw is better
enters brit
just heard my tranny flatmate go to the kitchen and make a hot chocolate at 1am
>>219005970wtf i love racemixing now
>>219005958when i was in the hospital after a serious injury, i was given this plastic tester of your inhalation ability. the nurses called me "the champ" because i had the best cardio on the urgent care floor.also this middle aged filipino nurse flirted at me
>>219006010so what
>>219006010Really?
>>219006010ever shag him up the arse?
>>219005975what's your ethnic heritage?
new>>219004612>>219004612>>219004612
>>219006022it's a ftm
>>219006059kys
>>219006062Ever shag him up the arse?
>>219006062corr
>>219006003Sir Weight Lifter
>>219006062ever shag her up the arse?
>>219006093no
insane how hard lily phillips mogs bonnie blue
Dogberg farting and it reeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmTWi6kz3-k
>>219006118well yeah, lily looks like a normal slag and bonnie looks like a high elf from skyrim
A fat man farted on an airplane and it had to turn around and make an emergency landing because everyone got sick.
Passengers aboard a French train (1975)
Lads are Elon is feeling down
>>219006107why
bonnie blue is honestly repulsively uglyher face is devoid of any youthat least lily philips is somewhat normal looking for her age
>>219006135(Girls ftw!)
>>219006135:(he should let me zap womens tops off in grok again that might cheer him up
>>219006131sorry that happened, must have been very embarrassing for you xx
>>219006131>>219006133>>219006135>>219006141*SNAP*
>>219006133awful, just awful
>>219006150been years upon years and still never found out the context for the snap gimmick
>>219006133You just know it smell crazy in there
>>219006144Lily has a minging body
>>219006166wow yeah how awful
>>219006144reckon shes at home all torn up over your comment, lad. no, no upon reconsideration she probably hasnt given it a thought probably never will. pathetic vf
>>219006166???
>>219006165he pretends to be autistic and retarded when he is in fact just stupid
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and do vile farts.
Prime Minister Sir David Lammy MP
>>219006188
crawl back into your cave, golem
>>219006135Ye him and his buddies (Peter Thiel & Curtis Yarvin) will always be nerds no one respects.
>>219006133i'm surprised i thought it would have still mostly been those old fashioned compartment carriages
>>219006185>he pretends to be retarded when he is in fact just stupidWat
>>219006190Bit racist mate.
what's up elon
>>219006195GIMP image editing software sighted
>>219006221>>219006221>>219006221
>>219006203he pretends to be clever when he talks about politics and current eventscan't be doing that when you're whining to the government for bennies can you
>>219005650honeestly shocked at state of carpet plus wearing shoes indoorsmental
>>219006166actually ranciddo men relly find her and bonnie blue attractive
