it's only after you lose everything that you're free to do anything

What's for brekkie, /brit/?

Beans from a can with leftover mediterranean sauce.

wonder if the cat knows i love her

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three hand solo wank on the cards

>>219008756
Family is always saying our cat loves me but l dont think they're capable of understanding love and they just see us as a kind protective companion

>>219008756
post kot

wish it was saturday and not thursday

>>219008749
porridge :)

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>I promised myself I'd sell at 150?exactly and that would be the final push. my house deposit. I feel sick. every morning I feel sick. why why why have I done this

>>219008756
>>219008773
humans don't know love either I don't think
it's just a word meant to mean attachment, familiarity, trust and in the cases of romantic love, lust

fuck y'all

>>219008828
y'all'dn't've

odds - greggs
evens - maccies
dubs - porridge

>>219008880
looks like a fast for you

shouldnt invest in stocks unless youre risk

ans even then you should be using an extremely low risk index fund which has a reliable 10% yield in the long run even if some years you may lose as much as 40%

Remember when everyone got fat in 2006?

watching second fantano interview

just a smug asshole

and he does that fing wherr you close your eyes or look up in some weird driection when making a point and it looks really smug and gay and soylent

My name is Maturbatio and I am Italian.

>>219008918
*check flaf* sure you are lol, gabagool

>>219008901
Got fat starting 2020, when I started alcoholism (but the beer drinking and slop eating kind, not skinny vodka type).

>>219008719
how many of you have actually listened to bjørk? i give this thread to an army of me, in credit of heer artist.

>>219008787
must you make fun of my despair

this sets me back YEARS

I will be a houseshare wagie forever

>>219008895
>extremely low risk index fund
>has a reliable 10% yield
jokes on you if youre not bracing for the end of capitalism as we know it

>flaf

>>219008959
i've listened to all of her albums. i love her.

woke up and immediately thought about the ex toilfu award

>>219008970
how many years of work did you flush down the drain do you think?

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wonder if my lady knows i love her

>>219008991
How does one brace for that if you cannot afford a homestead?

get a sharp chest pain every time I sneeze, am I dying

>>219009022
i think i'm dying too! twins!

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>>219009022
yep

>>219009005
at least two if it stops here but I'd feel like I right mug if I sold now

might sell it if it recovers to 90 at this point just to stem the bleeding fuck

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>>219008719
*attacks you*

showertoil looms

what if bjork was a right wing incel

bjorke if you will

>>219009062
i made this joke a few days ago :/

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grin and bear it

>>219009072
dont see your name on it

>>219009050
shan't be showering today
never had any complaints from my colleagues about a whiff so I reckon I get away with it
>no anon they talk about it behind your back
nah, my bond with my colleagues is strong enough that we straight up tell each other stuff like that

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>>219009072
This has been debunked btw

>>219009072
not nice to lie

>>219009082
so you just sit around all day wearing last night's sweat and grease? regardless of smell that must just suck

>>219009102
I got a shower last night, then had a big glass of gin, fell asleep for half an hour and went for a shower because I'd forgotten I'd just had one. proper mad me you know

>3 Teen Sisters Jump to Their Deaths from 9th Floor Apartment After Parents Remove Access to Phone

>>219009050
I do it first thing in the morning now because I'm trying to lose weight so get on the scale naked straight after my morning pee. Then it makes mkre sense to just shower since I'm already naked.

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>>219009122

>>219009122
parents utterly mugged off
bet they regret that decision

Portsmouth 7-4 Reading

>>219009136
>The girls were identified as sisters Nishika, 16, Prachi, 14, and Pakhi, 12. The eldest victim's name has also been identified as Vishika, per NDTV.
>This detailed their love for online gaming and what appeared to be a fixation on Korean culture, Kumar, their father, told NDTV.
>PTI reported that they were obsessed with a "Korean game that involved a series of tasks" and that the three girls largely spent time at home, having not gone to school in two years.
reckon they might've been artistic

>>219009136
the old harikari mug off is it lad

>>219009102
I'm not fat so I don't get sweaty at all on an average day unless I have to do a lot of manual labour which rarely happens at toil. I put on fresh clothes still obviously and a bit of deodorant, job done

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so glad i majored in computer science

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I3SbdHSteE

Doing a massive toilpoo

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thicc

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>>219009176
for me it's when he and the hilarious jack whitehall ordered pizza on the big fat quiz

>>219009185
remember when he met mr blobby haha

>>219009166
he's making a valid and respectable point there, this isn't one of those "toilstein wants you to bend over and like it" deals

>>219009179
love LOVE being paid to take a long relaxing poo

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forgot to put the bins out AGAIN

>>219009196
haha i love jack so much. real down to earth lad and hilarious to boot

good morning you infantile cunts poo again is it?

>>219009185
i met jack whitehall once

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>>219009253
no, not poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1wDihZNQyQ

>>219009253
*checks some poo-stained notes*
.....yh

>>219009254
im jealous. how'd it go?

>>219009280
i'm sorry i lied

Ruth Wilson's musky tuppence

you know what fuck the post numbers I'm going to greggs regardless

>>219009254
i used to live in the same apartment building as gok wan

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>>219009304
not on mate. not on at all

>>219009314
Did you hear him being bummed all night every night?

>>219009311
boooooo
fucking booooooooooooo
respect the rules of the game, philistine
booooooooooooooo

odds i drink a gallon of milk
evens i go to sleep hungry
dubs i cut my bollocks off

>>219009344
um

the toil freaks will be waking up soon and going straight to toil looool

>>219009359
woke up at 3am me fretting about all the things i didn't manage to finish during yesterday's toil

>>219009321
i really really like this apu

FUCK ENGLAND *fornicates with a fissure in the walll*

had a dream that I got a centre parting

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what are the swedes up to

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i think arabs take their culture from tiktok because they have nothing else

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feeling incellish this morning

>>219009344
Please don’t cut your bollocks off tilde

>>219009397
We're living good

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>>219008719
kyoot bjork

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>>219009403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDudIT93m_s

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>>219009416

>>219009323
*ignores the boos as i make a swift exit*

>>219009464
kek this is me

apparently the six nations starts today
who knew?
dead sport

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imagine fucking 1990 sinead oconnor up her pasty white irish arse and then cumming all over her shaved head

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>>219008719
love Björk

coffee-stain butthole

>>219009501
make her apologise for ireland's centuries of perfidy whilst you massage her scalp with a gloopy load, eh lad? you're sick

>>219009497
more honourable than watching negroball

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>>219009403

just imagined myself boxing someone and hitting him so hard he got knocked out but also my arm broke right in the middle and was flopping around

Sipping a lemsip max to ward off the cold

>>219009531
The sacred and the propane...

>>219009531
midwit screed

>>219009531
thats 'sheed done

why do so many people misspell Mandelson as Mandleson?

reading some discussions online the misspellers almost seem like the majority

>>219009625
shit nobody cares about

why is the porn industry so keen on promoting anal sex and black dicks and incest?

>>219009668
that's what third worlders want

>>219009668
jews

visiting the American gf soon got any good snacks to share?

>>219009694
poo

>>219009694
dog

Remember when Gordon Brown sold all of the UK's gold at rock-bottom prices so we could bail out banks that caused the financial crisis haha? X

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Look at this guy is caught on a sticky trap

Im in Shanghai rn, ask me anything. Posting through a vpn because, y’know.

get the stoli swallowed

>>219009717
get any fanny?

>>219009531
lot of words when you could’ve just said that most brown people aren’t self-aware

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Is he cooked Brit?

>>219009741
it seems so
not that it matters in any way

just whiffed it big time on geoguesser, mistook the Chilean flag for an American one

>>219009728
Nah I’m too autistic.

>>219009741
he might get away with it by sacking McSweeney, at least until the by-election

>>219009741
if i was him id just say no im not stepping down dont be stupid and carry on as normal. hes a pussy though so i wouldnt put it past him to get bullied out

why do the biggest alkies tend to prefer vodka? i know it's easier to mix because of its neutrality but the alkies i'm talking about drink it straight from the bottle

>>219009775
someone on here told me its the most cost effective way to get drunk

>>219009775
cheap strong dont want to drink litres of liquid not acually thirsty just want to be drunk

>>219009741
the real clown world realization is that Angela Rayner is his most likely successor

>>219009775
used to be gin in that role for centuries but vodka is cheaper now

unironically miss ssm a lot and hope he’s okay
his hour long morning uploafs were a source of comforting background noise for me in my evil lonely incel life

>>219009254
Cor he done it with Gemma Chan

>>219009154
>pakhi
get the bradlies posted

mad how AI is still shit but people are still insane and stupid enough to fall in love with chatbots and think they're sentient

starmers resigned

>>219009554
I swig cod liver oil for that

>>219009867
no he hasnt shut up

>>219009878
i'm walking about the football playier

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Grey and dark out once again
Wet but not raining
Struggling to remember what the sun used to look like

>>219009787
>>219009794
>>219009807
you don't say
cask wine (goon) is the drink of choice for alcos on a budget because for some reason it's the only thing the government doesn't tax to buggery

the water in the well is frozen fuck me

>know mandelson is an absolute wrong-un for years
>do nothing

>>219009893
Its February. Nobody cares about the sun

can't find my external hard drive that has all my porn on it fucks sake

>>219009893
the sun was out yesterday

>>219009913
It's very difficult to take nice photos with such flat nothing lighting
At least for someone with my limited capabilities

>>219009914
perhaps it's for the best mate

>>219009914
Perhaps the goon pixies have stolen it

>>219009947
It’s ideal for photographing people.

>>219009893
go back to africa if u love the sun so much

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>>219009915
it's out every day

>>219008895
For me? It's VWRL.

Injected the wegovy but i dont feel anything.

mental the uk has a clear view of yankland going off the deepend with trump and co. and have decided "cor yeh give me some of that"

really are america's little lapdogs

for some reason I've got my bum out

>>219009901
we can get big bags of wine here too that would be my pick if I was going down the achy route

woke up and now im consuming far right propaganda on X formerly twitter

>>219010058
Shut the fuck up you Labour-voting Paki-loving grooming gang apologist

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>>219010071
im none of those things you slanty eyed cunt

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Literally can't get my head around this... You post shit on Twitter and get sent to jail but you can fracture a police woman's spine and deal £1M worth of damage in the name of those glorified shit hole run by a terrorist organisation and you get away with it. Fuck this 2 tier justice system like

opened a tin of tuna labelled "tuna in oil", expecting olive oil as is usually the case with generic "tuna in oil" tunas, only for it to be some sort of flavourless fucking woke vegetable oil
needless to say my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

>>219010038
go choke on a sanger you flamin galah

>>219010094
for me its tuna in brine

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>>219010081
Britroaches chose to use the last ten years importing infinity jeets and Africans, covering up the activities of grooming gangs, implementing Sharia law in most urban centers, demonizing the native British identity and making Adolescence on Netflix, all the while stuffing their fat fuck faces with Greggs sausage rolls.

I have come to the understanding that the British view of lower class kids getting raped by foreigners is “that’s what they deserve for having the nerve to be born low class”. It is an entire country of Owen Joneses. Brits are perfectly fine with child rape. Its why they got Starmer into office. A man who defended child rapists as the director of public prosecution for many years. Brits are all pedos or at the very least, cowards, equally bad. Imagine watching a gang rape in progress and doing nothing, even if said victim is your daughter. Thats what brits do. You can't spell "cuck" without the UK. It’s rare I’ve ever felt such visceral disgust and hatred in my life

>>219009741
I kinda feel bad for Starmer here.
Everyone knows Trump is a massive pedo so he knew Mandelson was the perfect person to help with US relations when Trump was spazzing about with tariffs.
But obviously Starmer can't say any of that out loud

>>219010081
its Bristol

>>219010094
tinned fish are one of the few examples where paying extra for the fancy option is totally worth it

>>219010117
>You can't spell "cuck" without the UK.
WILL be stealing this one x

>>219010117
Trvke

>>219010094
That is something I miss about NZ. Over there tuna in oil the standard is olive oil. In the UK the standard is sunflower oil. In olive oil is the luxury and 3x the price.

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>>219009901
I would note that vodka is for drunkards who have at least some money. The homeless have to resort to what gets them the most alcohol per millilitre at the lowest cost which would be cheap cider like frosty jacks.

This likely doesnt apply in scotland and southern ireland because they cant handle their drink and have had to introduce minimum prices for a unit of alcohol to avoid their entire countries collapsing. Without these rules their entire populations would have by now decided to totally abandon life and get on the drink.

>>219010117
rent free

Sir Starmer

>>219010151
Yeah this is what I drink because it fuels my evenings of watching telly. I need something that will last the night. I can happily drink a litre of vodka but far too expensive.

>>219010158
each and every word he said is 100% true kek
be grateful a bumbling foreigner is dishing out real critique instead of "lol britbong food sux" or some shit

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>>219010168

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saw mr hitchens waiting for a rail replacement bus in didcot station
i said hello mr hitchens im a big fan and he just ignored me

lord peter file

>>219010094
>>219010120
>tuna
imagine voluntarily eating fish this high in the food chain, aka nature's mercury concentrators

especially when sardines exist

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its over

>>219010189
rent free, jf

>>219010220
blud rocking the monobrow

drink water and tea exclusively

don't like anything fizzy

I'm a tuna you're a sardine

>>219010228
i love 'dines but tuna is great, just dont eat more than 3 tins a week

>>219010267
alri well you do you enjoy the dementia

>>219010220
Should have called him a Trotskyist

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>>219010260
what about covfefe? answer very carefully

bump pls
>>219010229
>>219010229
>>219010229

>>219010207
Cook my own food. Shower daily. Keep my room clean. Only drink in the evening. But year every night I go down to the shop for a big bottle of cider and a can of Knights to kick things off. I try not to become a stereotype pisshead

>>219009041
I bet 90s bjork fucked

>>219010285
Ill be fine.
My grandad is 93 and his memory is sharp and he has eaten tinned fish and meat his entire life.

nick land is GAY?

>>219010294
don't mind coffee but prefer tea

if a guest wants coffee I'll drink with them, have a moka pot ready and beans and a grinder

big breasts

>>219010303
Get a job, you alchie bum.

Finished my Tadalafil. Barely did a thing.

>>219009122
>>219009154
What was the plan? Lets all die to teach our parents a lesson?

Started reading The Bell Jar. It's difficult to read, very woman brained, but passed the 50 page test.

*enters thread wearing a particularly flash shirt*

>>219010351
Any particular reason you're reading that?

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>>219009508
Until you found out she fucked a black man right?

>>219010351
the only part i remember is when her friend is dancing with a man and her tits pop out

if my daughters grew to be terminally online shut-ins I'd be happy they all offed themselves

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>>219010322

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dream of self building a house one day

>>219010376
some of you really do just have african men's cocks on your mind 24/7 don't you?

>>219010390
cor.

and it's legal

>>219010118
Bizzare logic

feels like Friday but it's Thursday

>>219010390
she would get it (in the united kingdom where it is legal)

>>219010423
>Though he did not hope to be sexually intimate with her, he was particularly angry over her brief relationship with the English jungle producer Goldie due to his race.
Its literally the reason he tried to murder her

>>219010118
lol imagine being so confident in this shit opinion

>>219010374
Not really. I slept early and woke up at 3am and decided to read a book. I looked at the shelf of books ive not read yet in my library and it was the right size for a quick read. Still got 200 pages to go but i'll probably finish it today.

>>219010380
That was funny. I like the 50s phrases like "yellow as a Chinaman".

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Jupiter Florida has the best beaches. Come to America

>>219010390
corr thank god we live in a sensible country that recognises 16 year olds are shaggable.

>>219010471
cant afford it mate

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>his name is Wayne Kerr

>>219010471
no thats miles away

>>219010351
I thought it was alri. Better than mrs dalloway no idea why thats rated

back on the zinc pills so i can do big gay cums

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Happy Black History Month!

Did you know?

The Race Relations Act of 1965
passed; protections against
discrimination were extended in the Act
of 1968, and further in the Act of 1976.
This legislation resulted in the right to
take discrimination complaints to civil
courts or industrial tribunals and set up
the Commission for Racial Equality.

reddit is inundating me with ads for the army and to be a prison guard

>>219010510
big gay cums is this way lad >>219007683

tummy hurts and i need to poo
need to get the train now though

>>219010507
>mrs dalloway
Not read it but just bought it on ebay for £3.30

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>homer bimpson

>>219010530
being a prison officer is quite fun it's really just the hours that let it down

>>219010447
kek

>>219010530
first off use an ad blocker
second off you need to disable targetted ads on every site and app you use so they don't use the fact that you're a loser against you

>>219010592
shit 'ole

>>219010592
looks like Merthyr Tydfil
indescribably grim place

where do you even see ads can't remember the last time I saw one as a brave x ublock chad

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Why are people becoming so desensitised to casual racism? Why aren't they more repulsed by such ignorant, arrogant, bullyish behaviour? It makes me sick

pothole i reported not deep enough to be fixed apparently. so thats good isnt it

>>219010616
shut the fuck up leftypol lmfao

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Palm Beach beaches. 30°C for half the year

>>219010616
>casual anything
you're gonna have to go pro to get me to care

>>219010618
just spraypaint a cock and balls on it like everyone else does

remember when they used to write numbers all over the pavement with chalk

>>219010652
whos they

>>219010600
Wrong
>>219010606
>merthyr Tydfil
Also wrong

>>219010616
in recent years people have been too comfortable being proudly racist all the time (especially online) so it's lost its power as it were
people will only gasp after hearing the N word so many times, now it's just the same old tired shit, like a kid repeating the same joke over and over after it got a few laughs the first time

>>219010657
dunno, the council or some company that does stuff underground

rorke doesn’t know what to do he’s been banging on about pakistani pedo rings his whole life but turns out there are even bigger white pedo rings that his precious royal family were involved in

need music to listen to on walk toil

Helen of Troy was white

today I will ask the slightly chubby zoomer lass at toil if she swallows

>>219010610
i use chrome for 4chan and sometimes end up opening reddit. when i use brave i dont get ads.

>>219010592
Llareggub

is £65 excessive for vitamins?

any other big cummers in
i can do 15 odd ropes on a good day with a bit of prep

>>219010707
flytronix - past archives

>>219010684
>bigger than
Jeffrey epstein abused 100,000 girls?

>>219010744
I usually do one massive rope at the start then a few pathetic little spurts after

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forgot the picture

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>>219010744
>Any other grim fucking freaks in

>>219010775
snake oil bollocks. If you have a decently varied diet you'll never need any kind of vitamin supplement

>>219010743
chatgpt convinced me some of the ones i was using are unproven or a scam so I've cut it right down

don't be gay

>>219010798
this

>>219010766
edge more
drink more water
wank less often
zinc and shit helps but not massively

>>219010787
im on the wegovy and dont want side effects from anything lacking in my diet

>>219010794
i dont trust ai
prefer snakeoil, me

>>219010798
*bes gay anyway*

>BREAKING: Downing street confirms announcement at 1200 BST
It's over.

Pinkpanther sex srse

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>chatgpt convinced me

>>219010592
First clip looked comfy but got depressingly worse

>>219010833
>BST
cocked that up didnt you

>>219010830
Dégueulasse

6 nations today!!

bellend smells like skips

>>219010833
bart simpson time

>>219010833
Apart from the online safety act Sir Keir has done a decent job fuck the haters

>>219010864
Winter Olympics tomorrow too

>>219010775
You're gonna take one of each per day, right? So that's about two months supply, and you're paying to the order of two pounds per day.

>>219010885
Remember when he said we lived on an island of strangers and then later said being British is being diverse

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3AJ85pViCU

>>219010885
this guy

>>219010908
yeah, when you put it like that its pretty cheap. ill probably forget and have them every other day so a quid for 4 months isnt bad.

>>219010885
a return for your enlightened centrist character is it adam?

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N = 5 proving a tricky one to advance from
Get up to n = 6 but always score terribly so drop straight back down
Last week's prediction of being on n = 6 looking less likely but we'll see

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>>219010618
tell the council you caught it reading 'meditations' by marcus aurelius

Having a gay porn latte for my breakfast

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THIS AIN'T /BRIT/
THIS IS GENOCIDE

>>219010987
who's the english lad with the big cock who started out in gay porn but now fucks all the hotties in normal porn even though he looks like a twig with bad teeth? I like him

>>219011006
Not sure

>>219008756
mine is currently keeping my scrotum warm
odd behaviour

Today eats:

>breakfast
Kale salad, hash browns
>lunch
Apple, vegetable juice
>dinner
3 cans of Victoria bitter

>>219011038
bizarre post

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um

>>219011038
About 1000kcal

>>219011038
>"Breakfast" - 2 left over chicken wings from the night before eaten on a whim standing in front of the fridge, 3 shots of coffee
>Lunch - 1 dogshit chicken sandwich made by chinks running a takeaway shop masquerading as a normal white people chicken shop
>Dinner - baked potatoes with mince and vegies, like 4-5 shots of whisky straight from the bottle

wonder whatever happened to hopsin

>>219011084
messed up the greentext on account of the whisky

>>219011084
Authentic

>>219011006
danny something?

>>219011084
>white people chicken shop
grim you need more multiculturalism

*yolo swags into the thread wearing a snapback with a gold sticker on the brim*
hahaha alri

>>219011084
That’s good eating

>>219011131
they had fucking Banh Mi on the menu in what otherwise looked like a normal fish and chip shop and the cunt at the counter had to get someone else from the back who spoke better english because he didn't understand what a chicken sandwich was
I blog posted about it at the time

little chinese fella

who would like to do the honours and get it made then?

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she's on lads

That BECAUSE chiiiiiiineeeeese loOok olderrr

>>219011220
She poops and farts

>>219011246
>>219011246
>>219011246

as this thread draws to an end I'd like to close with a song
*clears throat*