Free Cornwall.

you likely wouldn't refer to me as a lad in real life as I'm obviously a weird incel

gucking grim weather all the time. pissing down and windy every day

injecting a marijuana cigarette directly into my femoral aortic jugular with a fully semi automatic herpes pin

We at /brit/ measure all distances in light years

>>219011273
I don't use the word "lad" in real life at all

>>219011284
>>219011287
Why is literally everyone in country generals so fucking weird

>she got dat yung yung, dat gud gud, dat fresh fresh
>she got dat yung yung, dat smoove smoove, dat here we go

scoffed a microwave poached egg

Observing the atoms in my jar of marmalade

>>219011297
don't know sorry

>>219011293
same lad

right

>>219011297
Everyone in this general is on drugs, not sure about other generals

>>219011297
We're not weird we're just different
We also measure all temperatures in Kelvin

that's a long foreskin, looks like a sausage with a bit of extra casing left on at the end

>>219011311
Thank you for your contribution to this lovely thread

Proto gf wanting a sleep over. I have a skinny penis and a hairy back. Any advice?

i've got a long foreskin, but not that long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEVD31y8cME
shame the game wasn't as kino

reckon i could do this curling, i'm a dab hand with a mop

>>219011311
this looks disgusting
you understand why americans circumcise: to avoid horrible situations like this

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we now go to rorke for his reaction

where were all those drug dealers from those 1980s PSAs who would give you drugs for free when i was a kid and wanted to do drugs

>>219011410
runtazoid

>>219011311
nigga got fiveskin

>>219011392
game was pretty kino actually but i still hated it because the stealth mechanics didn't work

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>Tech stocks are leading a fresh market sell-off as oil prices spike

the raped

todays book purchases £16.69

much prefer William Shatner's first Columbo episode to his second

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Barkwell and Sophie
>di voices sed nobody leave di room

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>The New York Times Walmart Joins Tech Giants With $1 Trillion Market Valuation
>1 day ago

I can peel my foreskin back while erect, but it is a bit uncomfortable
I have never had sex so am unsure of this is a problem
Should I kill myself?

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>>219011425
don't care, gimme my sister's ginger muff

>>219011445
Pricey

February is a shit month really.

>>219011464
>Should I kill myself?
If you are going to do it, take a politician with you x

>>219011464
where is it uncomfortable, around the foreskin or the frenulum?

>>219011465
ever played dragon age lad? i reckon leliana would be right up your alley cos she's a redhead and is from orlais which is the fantasy version of froggy bastard land

>>219011464
Have sex, a vagina will fix your foreskin.

life is for living lads

>>219011466
4 books, not as bad as last time when it topped 30 quid for 10 books. but im like a woman when i get on ebay for second hand books.

>>219011484
Uhhh the bit where the end of the peeled up foreskin squeezes the head of my cock

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got the horn before work

>>219011487
>ever played dragon age
tried, went back to mass effect
killing batarians... yea...

mental how influential /brit/ is
seen people in other threads refer to each other as rorke and doing literal translations of our memes
future historians will recognise how much this place has done for the rest of the internet
we're up there with somethingawful and yahoo answers in terms of paving the path

>>219011464
consult a GP and get some topical steroid cream to rub on your turtleneck. make sure it's a female GP because it is of course gay to talk about your dick to a man

>>219011511
ok that requires circumcision

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>>219011457
>>219011461
>>219011462
>>219011464
>>219011465

>>219011515
usually have a wank in the toil bathroom before i go into the office when this happens

ew, a yank

eating very old jelly beans

>>219011549
disgusting runt behaviour. all your colleague will be able to smell it.

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https://youtu.be/wj3RMQkdj_s?si=1-bYP_erxcVFnRST

I'll be honest for a second. The poors are disgusting. All they do is complain. They were gifted being part of the global 10% just by winning the lottery of being born in a first world country and they use this unearned privilege to complain about the 1%. They take everything for granted. Nothing is ever enough. Just compare their lives to 100 years ago, yet they still complain. It doesn't matter what you give them. They'll find a way to hate you.

>>219011544
not doing that
>>219011535
highly unlikely to be doing that until it is causing some sort of problem

Luckily, I no longer get erect enough to penetrate a woman anyway, even if one were to agree to let me do so

>>219011577
you can't smell it retard

>>219011599
sounds like it's causing you a problem already lad. sure you're not shagging but i'm sure it's at least uncomfortable to deal with whenever you wake up with morning wood or whatever
plus there's always the possibility that you could have an unforeseen opportunity to shag, and you don't want to go in unprepared (half-cocked if you will)

>>219011578
what is that person behind her doing?

born too late to domestically abuse my wife

>>219011630
>I'm sure it's at least uncomfortable when waking up with morning wood or whatever
not in the slightest, my foreskin only retracts if I manually pull it it back
also I no longer get morning wood

>>219011602
started watching outdoor boys a few weeks before he announced he was taking a break REEE reeeee

>>219011596
t. temporarily embarrassed millionaire

>>219011635
you still can if you're a lesbo

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Could you swim this?

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Can you help us find Victoria?

Victoria, aged 16, was last seen in Concord on Wednesday, 4 February 2026.

whats the word on the street on lucy letby?

heard her defence was incompetent and had no expertise in medicine so didn't point out the obviously flaws prosecutors arguments to the jury

>>219011635
Born just in time for her to peg you

>>219011602
love that bottom bastard's videos
>yea so turns out i gotta drink that boiloing water in seconds because it's -50 here

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Do you thinks she went to Compton…

>>219011655
can barely swim in a pool
learned at 23

my arse cries out for a raping

>>219011596
>Just compare their lives to 100 years ago
Comparing their lives to 50 years ago is what pisses then off

>>219011658
PHWOAR

>>219011657
She murdered babies, literally admitted to it and is now trying to blame it on “ooh the room was a bit dirty though…” and various Rorke-adjacent figures have taken up her cause for some reason.

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>>219011668
damn nibba she gone hit the wall fast
she was the pengest lass at 18
now she's like 20 and already look 30
it's the smoking and tanning that did it

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Can you help us find Sophia?

Sophia, aged 13, was last seen in Fairy Meadow area yesterday.

>>219011682
>literally admitted to it
where? if you're talking about her diary entries, you are literally a spastic so don't reply to me

>>219011643
yeah mine is the same way actually, it's possible that you've underestimated how much of a problem this is. do you have trouble putting your foreskin back forward again while it's still erect or do you have to wait for it to go down first?

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Fuck yellow label
All my niggas HATE yellow label

>>219011678
Really? I thought everyone learns how to swim when they're a kid

>>219011689
vax staus?

>>219011596
I count myself very fortunate for being poor in global 10% country

>>219011711
grew up poor

>>219011615
cum stinks, mate

>>219011702
Yes. No psychiatrist recommends that you write down that you are guilty on paper. It’s cope.

>>219011703
>underestimated
overestimated* scuse me

america cant have borders anymore because some lesbian committed suicide by cop

https://youtu.be/uZSobH1wiiM

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Chloe is missing.

The 14-year-old was last seen in Epping at approximately 9pm on Monday 2 February.

>>219011719
likely vaccinated multiple times by darkie cocks

>>219011688
She’s 19

>>219011703
It goes back fine even when erect, my worry is more that it would go back without me intending it to
I have no idea why that would be a problem exactly, but conversations on the internet I have encountered over the years have led me to think it might be m

great post rorke lets see if leftypol responds

>>219011711
>>219011721
all schools in the uk have swimming lessons from like year 3 it's nothing to do with being poor

>>219011722
ok mr cum buckets i only get two drops so it's not a problem plus i don't smear cum all over myself when i'm done

Waitangi Day tomorrow. You lads celebrating your colonial efforts in Aotearoa?

>>219011596
life 100 years ago might have been materially harder but it was infinitely more morally upright because there were hardly any browns running amok raping everything in sight and destroying the culture, and the bourgeois pigs calling you a racist if you complain

>>219011733
looks mixed race, maybe a bit maori

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I want to sniff up Emma Watson’s farts.

big tits for a 13 year old

>>219011745
YEA WELL I DIDN'T GROW UP IN THE UK DID I

>>219011753
Doesn’t look Māori, more pasifica

all these slags are with khalil and tyrone

>>219011736
yeah but if it's strangling your jeb end and making it turn purple when retracted then don't you at least have some degree of difficulty pushing it forward while the boner is still activated?

Cumming on my belly before work and spreading it like lotion before licking my fingers clean

>>219011721
Well, fair play. Better late than never etc etc.

>>219011733
can tell she has a nice fat arse

>>219011779
It doesn't turn purple, it's just a minor tightness/discomfort
I thought it was supposed to auto-retract or something

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>>219011733
>last seen in Epping

whatever happened to those commie slags who used to get stalked here? aisha and the other one who shitposted ia lot on twitter in that embarrassing scots dialect

>>219011680
Fifty years ago the UK had 16+% inflation for several years (peaked at 24% in 1975), surging unemployment, 2% GDP contractions in a couple of years and interest rates above 10%. The country was in a way deeper crisis than now.

>>219011786
i know what you mean lmao girls with that face always have nice arses it's the slightly middle eastern look

Booked a shopping delivery from Iceland this morning and it’s coming later today. The modern world is amazing!!

>>219011790
sounds like you're fine actually

Drunk off Victorian bitter. Mental how cheap it is. $10 dollars for a 6 pack

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>>219011632
holding the mic

your penis doesn't come with an auto-retract feature?

looking at accommodation in Porto for my upcoming trip

>>219011785
yea, was humiliating choking on chlorine while at 17pm, kids were jumping in it and swmming away
but in the end, i wasn't choking anymore

My cock is laughably small, and what’s more - I’m obese!

>>219011745
your body stinks like wank, your clothes stink like wank, the bathroom you were in stinks like your wank. everyone at toil knows your a wanker and thats why they dont like you and you will never get a promotion.

>>219011783
Disgusting
I think I am one of the few men alive who has never jizzed on their own belly. I refuse to do that because it's so grim on many levels. Just on a practical side, cum dries up quickly on hair and then is difficult to get out

>>219011834
That's hilarious!

Starmer is a traitor to the British people.

>>219011834
Lose weight and you’ll have less fat around your pubic area.

>>219011852
Grow up, Rorke.

i remember the first time i fully retracted my foreskin. evolution was on the telly. not the cartoon, the live action film.

>>219011839
just wipe it off you imbecile

>>219011852
Still mad you can't access porn? It's for the children!

>>219011769
hori, pasifica, whats the fucking difference. savage mongrels the lot.

Just discovered our upstairs neighbour has a cleaner come round to tidy their flat. Peng looking 20 something year old woman with leggings and white socks. Oh my fucking days. The only bad thing is my upstairs neighbour is a paki :/

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>porn? It's for the children!

>>219011894
ask her to clean your flat

do sofa beds that don't look like dogshit exist?

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>>219011901

My foreskin is fine but I had a tight frenulum that made it uncomfortable to pull my foreskin back when erect.
I tied my frenulum using nylon string in 2013 following an online guide. I have been able to retract fully since then.

I tried to fuck inbetween the mattress and bed base with a freezer bag and vaseline but ended up twisting my foreskin so much I had to go to a&e and it's still fucked to this day

>>219011901
/:

>>219011803
>shopping delivery from Iceland
grim grim GRIM

I think I had mild phimo until I was like 13 and started wanking. Ended up realising from porn that the foreskin should pull back so I pulled mine back - with some discomfort - to discover it was absolutely slathered in smeg, like mt fuji.

Was very sensitive for a few weeks after and the foreskin was tight but I now have a perfectly normal william.

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anyone else drunkposting at 10am??

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>>219011747
You know it. God Defend New Zealand

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>Not shopping at Iceland's
Cracking good deal this, lads

>>219011924
It was the only place that would deliver a full grocery shop near me without having to wait until tomorrow or Saturday. And they actually have some surprisingly nice stuff.

well that's great
anyone else want to share anything about their foreskin?

>>219011936
I don't need alcohol to enjoy life.

I want to my neighbour and I think I could get away with it haha

>>219011910
no. they are two separate functions. sofa-beds are the worst of both.
t. former sofa salesman

>>219011961
No, haven't got one

>>219011881
First of all my belly is a normally hairy man's belly, so it wouldn't be easy to wipe off cum that's intangled in hairs
Secondly, I find the idea of cumming on oneself really disgusting. You're cumming on yourself like an other man would cum on you.
I have wanked cleanly, enjoyably and efficiently over 10,000 times and have never resorted to this behaviour.

>>219011948
thansk from yonks ago

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meeting the lads for lunch today

My foreskin unironically looks like the end of a balloon after you've tied the knot.

>>219011936
used to be, woke up in the middle of the night, would have a depressive panic attack and get straight into the booze

now i start drinking at 9 or 10 but it's very relaxed, sucking on a cider or something

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>>219011936
about to make a cuppa and figure out where to park my money for the foreseeable future. need to buy some aberlour and stella before friday

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>>219011948
corrr

>>219011964
>I want to [REDACTED] my neighbour
: |

>>219011936
where did it go wrong for you?

>>219011948
>>219011952
grim bastards. there is exactly zero nutrition in any iceland food.

>>219011969
if you're wanking in a toilet you're not cumming on yourself you utter mong
also your cum stinks haha

>>219011963
who said anything about enjoying life
I hate my life

Mumberg calls all supermarkets by their name with a possessive apostrophe after it. Tesco’s, Iceland’s, Waitrose’s, Asda’s… I think the only one she doesn’t do it with is co-op.

>>219011981
looks like one of the blokes he's rimmed sharted on his face

>>219011961
get cuts on my frenulum from time to time from wanking too long

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>>219012004

>>219011997
the drinking I suspect

>>219011932
Gross. I had similar smegma problems as a youth
I fully understand and support the American way of mass circumcision. Nobody should have to experience this, not even briefly

>>219011983
What if you tied it up for a day and went on your day?

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>>219011936

>>219010351
The escort I'm seeing likes that book.
Should I be concerned?

>>219012012
the morrrisons
the lidl
the asda

me? normal functioning foreskin

>>219011981
zesty lad

>>219012013
Looks like you're envious of his looks

>>219012034
What's wrong with you

>>219011932
Mumberg tsught me to clean it up when I was a kid. Had phimo so it was painful but never had smeg

mental how fun it is to bully fat people

Just got accepted into Oxford University, how's your day going /brit/? Very excited to be going to old blightey to see the sights and soak in the landscapes and bustling cities my ancestors roamed in the old days

>>219012049
Best thing about the mirror is it doesn't talk back

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get that down your neck

leftypol hiring a female VAT-registered carpenter to assemble his IKEA flat packed furniture

rorke just taking home whatever he finds dumped on the side of the road

Love my ipad lads. Got it as a Christmas present and I literally use it for everything, hardly even touch my phone and laptop nowadays.

Can't you cunts go one thread without it spiralling into debauchery?

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what vidya are you playing nowadays?

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Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and let off a stink bomb.

I sit on the toilet to wank and aim inside the toilet rim
If your dick is under 7 inches this technique will work perfectly well for you. I have never hit the end of my dick anywhere. I just scoot back slightly on the seat when I'm ready to cum, lean forward (which actually mimics a real sex position), tuck my dick inside the toilet and blast away.

>>219012054
fr? congrats if so
masters / phd?

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brits do not suffer

>>219012036
Not sure how you've deduced that

>>219012080
Yeah
PhD, but they call it a DPhil because they're *special*

>>219012075
your nan

Me? 5 inches (hard)

>>219012029
why dont you read it? costs about 4 quid on ebay

>>219012054
Really?

>>219012054
Think of us when you're fucking the pig head while being inducted into the nonce cult

>>219012086
>burger AND sausage
just decadent
sausages play the role of 'meat patty' in a standard bap

Is phimo a white boy thing? Whenever I see uncut BBCs in porn, their foreskins look stretchy and loose. Also their foreskins look thinner and more streamlined

>>219012045
drug addict, but nowt wrong with willyberg.

>>219012132
>drug addict
Viagra?

they've been talking about their foreskins all morning

>>219012086
The beef in their McDonald’s is much better than ours. It tastes like actual beef instead of processed pink slime. I noticed this when I went to London.

>>219012075
The Ascent
Chivalry 2
Like a Dragon Gaiden

>>219012131
BBCs are so big it stretches the foreskin naturally

>>219012054
actually, it's called the University of Oxford

"Oxford University" is a brand that encompasses more than the academic institution itself (museums, publishing houses, etc.)

>>219011948
Good deal tbf

>>219012131
have you considered the fact that if they're in porn they're most likely not going to have dick problems?
very intelligent people posting here..

>>219012141
This is a sephardic general

>>219012138
na. ive tried it for fun but dont need it to get erect, my willy is normal and im not a coke head or drinker.

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>>219012131
I'm white and never had phimo.

>>219012075
I play with myself

>>219012075
asscreed origins

>>219012115
Yeah I just applied and got in. Going from like a #400 university to #1. Anything's possible, dream big.
>>219012116
I imagine I'd be wearing the pig head while getting fucked. I am hoping to start dating the 13th Heiress to the County of Circester-Upon-Suffolkshire or something and retiring at 30.
>>219012148
You're right, I'm just a stupid colonial peasant

>>219012168
erm

>>219012148
done him

>>219011952
they do some good scran there lad can get frozen greggs sosij rolls and myprotein meals

yeah mint I'll post that

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>>219012168

Dadberg is addicted to buying cheap random properties at auction and doing nothing with them. He has a place in a little village in South Wales, a place in some povvo village in Cornwall, a place in the Scottish Highlands (that is fire damaged) and three flats in Bristol.

Only ones he rents are two of the flats in Bristol, the rest of them he just moves between as he wishes and goes bike riding and does one or two DIY jobs and talks of “one day” renting them or turning them into AirBNBs

Cunt is squandering my inheritance

>>219012059
fuck no

>>219012146
haha i don't think it's that
i've seen bwcs that had phimosis/tight looking foreskins
I've noticed that foreskins on whites look chunkier while blacks are more aerodynamic.... maybe that's why white foreskins are more prone to having problems?

Starmer out
Miliband in

Hell yes I'm tough enough

i was walking through the shops the other day and there was one of those firefighter stalls where they try and hawk fireman calendars to passersby, and they actually approached me and tried to get me to buy one, to which i was a little rattled by because it implies that they saw me and assumed i was gay at a glance and would want to buy a calendar full of pictures of hunky blokes
alternatively they could've framed it like i could get it as a gift for someone i know, which again carries the implication that i'm unable to satisfy my significant other

right that's a willy with cream cheese on it

>>219012193
boomers are living on a different planet lmao
people under 30 can't even afford to buy a single property and this lad is picking up houses as pit stops for his bike rides hahahaha

>>219012156
i watch a lot of amateur porn and it translates across

BBC is a myth
all one needs to do is go on r/massivecocks

>>219012222
get a job you lazy bastard

for sale: mousey's knob. never used.

>>219012228
most of them are black

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screaming

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Sir Nonce cunny lolita

>>219012231
Get one yourself first Rorke

cock pong flavored scented candles.

>>219012231
i have a job and trying to get something with a 40k deposits on a 60k salary still impossible unless it's a shite flag in the middle of nowhere

you are clearly the child here with zero awareness of the housing situation

>>219012234
Not true at all

didn't know what phimosis was until i came to 4chan but now it seems like most uncut lads have it

>>219012247
yer mams a shite flag *dabs on you*

>>219012240
Why's he doing that then

>>219012247
get a better job then. not exactly hard, is it?

>>219012168
100+ years ago, Americans looked down at their dicks, saw this and realised they wanted to take a different path
Meanwhile Brits made a joke about it and carried on unchanged

Another former Tory has defected to Reform

right, time to sit down to a hard earned meal of mcdonalds which i paid for with my bennies

>>219012193
They do do that don't they haha. At least with land you can sell it for a good fraction of its original value.

>>219012241
What's Kier 'the Hammer' Starmer up to these days? I quite liked him when he was opposition leader in question time.
>>219012259
Lots of blokes don't realise you're supposed to pull your foreskin back when you talk a piss, so they get piss all over themselves
The secret killer is wearing jocks. When you're a young teen and you get your first boners in tighty whities it bends your dick. I've lost a good 1/2 inch to my curve.

"defected" lol why is everyone using this term as if switching party is somehow considered treason. the tory party is one committing treason by not trying to stop immigration, seems like those who went to reform as still upholding tory values

hairberg seems to be shedding at an alarming rate lately, i can only hope it's a result of chemical burns on the scalp from that time i bleached my hair and then decided i hated it and dyed it right back within 24 hours rather than a matter of true norwooding

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>tory values

>>219012222
boomers' kids will inherit the majority of their parent's wealth, so it will be the same result in the end

>>219012310
Grow up, Rorke.

in bed farting

>>219012321
you posted this yesterday

>>219012321
hop on fin asap

man was not meant to work 40 hours a week

>>219012297
hmm? i always pull my foreskin back just a little bit but not fully retracted (i prefer to do this half-cocked, if you will)
what sort of cretin chucks a piss with their foreskin all the way forward? would be like a defective sprinkler going off
since wer're on the topic, have you ever deliberately clamped your foreskin shut with your fingers and then let out a little bit of wee so your foreskin inflates like a water balloon? good fun that

>>219012310
Switching party should automatically trigger a by-election.
Imagine voting for Mr Bob for Reform and then a month later he is like "nah I'm a Green now"

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Morning lads. Rate my penis

>>219012350
blue haired feminazi communist tranny loving biden voting libtard snowflake scum detected

>>219012343
sorry must've forgotten
>>219012349
i really think it's most likely just tissue damage because baldness doesn't run in my family and also this didn't start happening until after the bleaching incident

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>Imagine voting for Mr Bob for Reform and then a month later he is like "nah I'm a Green now"

Scranning so much Greek yoghurt lately. Mental how lush it is with fresh fruit and nuts

>>219012364
>Mr Bob for Reform and then a month later he is like "nah I'm a Green now"
would introduce a new meta to politics, sounds very based and chaotic

>>219012383
Howling

>>219012350
Man was made to work from home 40 hours a week which roughly translates to 3 hours of work per week

Lad killed in Leicester was a Khaleed

>>219012363
Back just a little? Mate all the way back is the right way to go, I've had it slip back and piss go everywhere before. Plus I like seeing my reflection in my head.

>>219012363
>clamped your foreskin shut with your fingers and then let out a little bit of wee so your foreskin inflates like a water balloon?
It's a big passtime in scandinavian countries, they call it piss bombing and piss on each other like this

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This is the original Epstein whistle blower, dutch supermodel Karen Mulder.

She lost her career, was put on medication and into a psych ward for speaking out.

>>219012363
foreskin piss balloons are an age old tradition here in /brit/

>>219012387
She’s so chopped but her tits really are incredible!!

>>219012387
Nice fridge

>>219012387
neoliberal teeth

>>219012240
that's probably what I'd do as well. just pretend it's not happening and hope they stop.

this board is dead. murdered. and the guilty does it for free

>>219012401
“Lad” singular? But Rorke told me it was a mass stabbing terrorist attack with hundreds of casualties that the media were covering up??

>>219012406
>She lost her career, was put on medication and into a psych ward for speaking out.

Lol. Lmao even

>>219012406
can't see any reliable sources on this i'm afraid i can't update the wikipedia page

this 17 year old GameFAQs guide written by some loser only mentioned 4 out of 5 secrets so I'm going to have to do the whole fucking level AGAIN

>>219012406
Shouldn't have been a prozzie for weird jew perverts then

>>219012387
i would eat her shit

fallen in love with my mates gf award

>>219012403
haven't the foggiest notion of what you're on about i'm afraid lad, you only need to pull back just enough so that your stream isn't obstructed by the goyskin

/brit/ stands with Zach Polanski and the Green Party and we will all be voting for the Green Party at the next election because /brit/ wants every single brown person on Earth IN our country

>>219012403
bluds got a bellend made of brass

Genuinely find the concept of “borders” and “countries” to be retarded but when you talk about this with far right-wing people they think you’re literally insane, like LITERALLY in need of psychiatric help.

>>219012433
I think he was wrong because only one person was confirmed to be dead and injured, but I did hear murmurs of something about poison. Maybe that's what he was talking about

can't remember the last time i've wanked over something that isn't JAV

>>219012439
it appears that he has done you

>>219012462
But no brown immigrants for Israel – Zack :)

personally i'm sick of how butthurt browns and blacks are, always blaming the white man for their misfortunes, never accepting responsibility for anything as long as they've got a convenient scapegoat an--
*sees a jew in the distance*
WHY I OUGHTTA, LET ME AT 'IM
*rolls up sleeves and storms off following the scent of knish*

>>219012168
need a JAV idol to suck on it

>>219012453
in a just world god would smite you with a bolt of lightning

>>219012475
If you don't have a dessicated circumcised head it should be hydrated and glossy

>>219012484
Yeah there were loads of rumours online, especially on Rorke’s favourite - X: The Everything App. However they were all created by Russian bots and Rorke couldn’t accept that it was just a normal stabbing.

>>219012491
JAV is unwankable. Chicks are hot but the blokes can't fuck at all. I spend more time looking for a JAV with a bloke that has a big dick than looking at the women.

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>>219012519
nice bait you almost had me

No idea what this nonsense is about but Leicester is 'sheed central

>>219012494
the 17 year long con, have to respect it

>>219012491
love their filth output

new

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>>219012504
browns and blacks don't have any misfortunes in modern western society, only good fortune

was scrolling through the archives just now looking at a /brit/ from back in november and observed perhaps the funniest exchange i've witnessed in /brit/ in a very long time
not going to say what it is though because you'll all dogpile me and say it's not funny and i have no taste and i'm really in no state to handle confrontation right now

>>219012510
Nothing normal about stabbing mind you

>>219012534
A little scrote stabbed someone in Leicester on Tuesday afternoon, Rorke spent all day yesterday saying it was actually a mass stabbing terrorist attach that the media and police were covering up even though it happened on the busiest street in the city in broad daylight and there was literally no evidence for it at all.

>>219012519
you need to be watching the JAV where the girl is a dominant sex machine and the guy is just a static stunt cock

>>219012573
you have to learn how to stop performing for an audience that isn’t watching

>>219012581
Problem is there's no guys who can pull that off except the BBC lads. That's what makes JAV so bad.

>>219012597
you need to take a break from the internet if you unironically can't get off to anything without a giant dick