int edition
>early
>>219012572big frickin whoop cody you gay buttmunch
Brekkie
>>219012545br'ish innit
>she got dat yung yung, dat fresh fresh, dat gud gud>she got dat yung yung, dat smoove smoove, dat here we go
>>219012545Albanian lass is the kind of girl id have a crush on in school but never talk to
>>219012592that time of the month huh
have a lot of internet friends from all over the world, including JF countries like greece and that, but i've never once had an american friend, not out of hostility but there just seems to be a fundamental incompatibility
It`s Good toseeso many Reviewersthese days Ok ..HeGave ItaGo !!
>>219012596God Yank bacon is so fucking grim
>>219012629kys
>>219012596Mogged
Eat my arse
Why does a king size pot noodle have the same sauce packet as a regular pot noodle?
Good fucking lord it's now being rumoured there's going to be a May general election. You fucking idiots are about to vote Reform in aren't you?
>>219012596please remove some of the excess oil before eating it
>>219012624>marlboro>British?????
>>219012628Your country is grim
>>219012624don't think marlboro is british
>>219012642Ok don`t use Thatsoy sauceEatitWithout .. It`s Better ..
heatherobese has added chocolate eggs to his list of special interests i see
>>219012617maybe we’re just not that into you specifically, freakazoid who spends his time making “online friends”
>>219012643all the current parties are different flavours of shitI don't want reform to win either but what else is there? The greens? *canned studio laughter*
>>219012662Australians are absolute freaks
>>219012643elections are theater you dumb goyim
>>219012643rumoured by whomst?but yes I will be :)
>>219012651>>219012656US brand clearly but the flavour will definitely be different
>>219012669
>God Yank bacon is so fucking grim
>>219012643Who should we vote for?
What's the proper british word to describe a fully grown man proudly sharing a picture of a fucked up piece of slop he's having for breakfast to an anonymous forum of strangers?
>>219012669...i just don't know anymore lads
>>219012669perfect amount of bodyfat but you just know she's gonna keep getting chunkier
>>219012673>theaterFOY
Great Yarmouth First. Then the rest of Britain.Sir Rupert Lowe.
>>219012643can't, my passport expired
>>219012697Melter
>>219012662nah it's because they only want to talk about guns and their rights and all that cringey yank rubbish your sort are into
>>219012697a brekkymong
[chair clattering]
>>219012653We have beaches like that in Cornwall, plus they’re not full of blacks and Cubans like that one would be
Daily reminder that if you vote Reform in they'll sell off the NHS and we'll be stuck with a health system that will cost you thousands of pounds and drown you in debt if you ever become ill or are injured in an accident
>>219012695literally every time someone asks this, they never get an answer.
>>219012697wally or plonker
>>219012716whatever helps you sleep at night
>>219012721probably more likely to transition to a European style model actually.
>>219012721at least it would actually function properly unlike the current nhs
>>219012669why does she look like an evolved sex arse?
>>219012669ummers
>>219012721the nhs is garbage you retard
>>219012697French heritage
>>219012695>>219012725get a load of these goyim
Drinking hot water like an inscrutable Chinaman
>>219012742Function for whom? If no one can afford it what's the point? Fucking hell you're dim.
>>219012753No it isn't
>>219012721WRONG. it will cost wageslaves. for me? it will be on for free. the bennies are all-inclusive you see
imagining the word "brekkie" being spoken in an american accent. very cursed, that
Clapped by the cronem
>>219012772ah so i trust "Getting raped in my pooey bum by a frog." saw you right?
>>219012775it’s so pathetic how easy it is to make you start leaking blood out of your ass
>>219012789It did yeah thanks again Brucie. I have to post the images back here to get an authentic 4chan filename
>>219012760Is it fair to say I've been done?
yanks here are so fucking fragile always getting offended at some mild banter lmao grow some skin cody
>>219012720Cuban women mog tbf
>>219012792just like your brother did to you as a child, yes?
Is there ANY legitimate reason the New York Times might have for not reporting on epsteins israeli connections? They literally don't mention his connections with Ehud Barak at all in any of their recent articles. What the fuck is going on? The strangest thing about this is that EVERYONE who cares about the Epstein files already knows he's an Israeli agent. So all they are doing is harming their own credibility here right?
Mister Crumble and Becca
>>219012775As bad as cunts in this country who say dude and y'all. Just want to batter them.
David Lammy is going to be the next PM, what do you say to that rorke???
>>219012721>ifwhen*The next election will revolve around one single issue
>>219012820youre boxing at shadows lad
>>219012819yeah except most of them are fat and ugly
>>219012807Right why the fuck did my willy get hard watching this then?
>>219012669holy butterface
My mate killed himself while on an NHS waiting list for mental health supportI've been waiting for a CT scan for 18 monthsCould really do with sorting out or just shutting down to be fair
just had a galaxy smooth milk 42g chocolate bar
>>219012804now that's what i call dedication, always a pain in the nuts when your most recently saved image isn't where you thought it would be (at the bottom of your pictures folder) and then you end up losing it forever because the archive designated it one of the forgotten unix numbers of yesteryear
>>219012806You have been sauté'd my friend
>>219012812no one is offended>>219012820continue with this headcanon
most women here are fat and ugly
>>219012856the raped
>>219012845>My mate killed himself while on an NHS waiting list for mental health support
>>219012845>My mate killed himself while on an NHS waiting list for mental health supportGood. Natural selection, no crying at the casino
>My mate killed himself while on an NHS waiting list for mental health support
>>219012845fresh off the boat child rapists and murderers get to skip the queue. the government cares more about them than your poor mate. remember that when you're next voting
Please can the poms not vote in Reform until I'm done at Oxford? Very real possibility that as an immigrant (I'm white, 6'3, chiselled jaw and high IQ), I'll be targeted by short, dysgenic british chav bricklayers.
>>219012545grim
NHS exists purely to support the obese, the alcoholics, the pensioners, and immigrants. 97% of all NHS funding goes to these people. Don't have a problem shutting it down as a healthy, non-fat, young Brit. ;)
>>219012887just do the haka to scare em of lad
>>219012845CT scan for what? Just go to A&E and feign excruciating pain in the place you want scanning. Or go private.
Brits don't have 30°C weather almost year round.
Am I supposed to feel sympathetic for people who off themselves? If you feel sad just go for a walk outside. Does you the world of good.
>>219012887your going back
>>219012908Distinctly Australian beach there
>>219012908wow really got us there pablo, as if anyone here gives a shit and doesn't like a cloudy 15 degree day
>>219012911Lol
i daresay lindsay lohan is fitter now than she was 20 years ago even despite being mildly bogged
>>219012911this right here is british values
>>219012869still living with your da?bet he rapes you every night.
are we the only country that has free healthcare?
>>219012922how's that?
>>219012922didn’t know australia bordered what is clearly the atlantic ocean
>>219012908Can take a £15 flight to any number of Mediterranean beaches that mog this whenever i want.
>>219012911To be fair it looks ver comfortable wouldn't mind wearing this at toil instead of stuffy suits
>>219012845What exactly do people expect from NHS therapy? The therapists themselves are usually low IQ. What does it say about you if you expect a low IQ person to sort your life out?
bit a cum
Starmer presser is on BBC just now, lads. He looks fucking rattled.
>>219012941america has free healthcare contrary to popular belief
>>219012959the epstein thing is such a midwit filter. perhaps the greatest of all time
the raped melty
>>219012921I think whenever someone tells me to go back or I'm talking their job I'll just laugh in their face, tell them that everyone in Australia thinks the UK is a total hole, and that I'll be leaving as soon as I'm done. Reckon they'll be too stunned to speak after that>>219012946>>219012949You can tell it's Aussie by the distinct colour of the horizon. Nowhere else on Earth has that hue except northern NSW
>>219012959bro went from landslide victory "things can only get better" highs to absolute rock bottom in no time at all
>>219012949all oceans look the same you melti believe you though i dunno what that other bruce is on about
Me back in 2007 for The Burning Crusade release night.
since leftypol says being british is about values does he think ethnic brits who are not woke are therefore not british? and does he think that places like leicester are british?
>>219012113I might but I was just asking in general as I know Sylvia Plath shoved her head in an oven.
Sir Keeps Kosher
producing, writing and directing a poo
There's zero evidence that 'therapy' alleviates depression
Mr stammer
>>219012974just simply isn’t though
Sir Nonce Hirer
>>2190129592026 off to a bad start for Leftypol
>>219012974and what is this colour phenomenon called and why does it happen?
>>219012975Literally a week after the GE he took away winter fuel payments lmao.
nibbas arguing over who has the best beaches has /brit/ finally got some female posters around?
>>219012981it’s the sand that’s the tell. even in overcast weather the sand isn’t that dark in australia
Thank fuck for the French. Fucked off the Brits so we can enjoy Miami in peace.
eating a slightly burnt sausage
>>219013006Anyone who thinks the labour government is left wing is a fucking idiot
its more than likely that many of them will have to die
>>219012974Is it the hole in the ozone layer giving you that hue along with the skin cancers?
>>219012999Yanks don't have nice beaches, wrap it up Gonzalez>>219013009It's called God blessing the country and people of Australia above all other nations. Cannot understand why other countries are deeply religious and have churches and 'by the grace of God' in their anthems and shit when God so clearly favours Australia.
>>219013033sub 90 IQ post
ERN or EFN?
>>219013025>wet. Jamal Esteban Estevez VI
>>219013033ah ok they're right wing are they? lmao good one
>>219013038no such thing as god mate
>>219013038just simply isn’t true though
>>219012996thank you
>>219013038Australia is in the ass end of nowhere kys
>>219013033left of centre is left
Why are there porn ads on blue boards?
>>219013055Timestamp or fuck off yankWhy are yanks even in /brit/? We all hate you
>>219013025What's the weather like where you are?
>>219013055Your beaches are mogged - pretty brutally, actually - by Australia’s and Europes. Can’t even swim in the majority of Yank beaches because you’re in the cold grim North Atlantic or Pacific.
nth for the baddiedem
>>219013033left and right are meaningless relative terms
post world wars europe can not be described as 'right wing' whatsoever and no just because we are held hostage by boomers protecting their piece of the pie that doesnt make us right wing
Planning a poo to escape bossbergstein which story shall I read during said poo?
>>219012545>Moortugal
https://youtu.be/Ud2eziOjjTo?t=3966
>>219013083Imagine, for once in your life, not caring what other people think
>>219013068Anyone under the illusion of blue boards on 4chan being sfw is an idiot
>>219012845F
in 2026 they voted my general the worst place to post on 4chanmain issues? sky-high rate of schizos, and more yanks imposing themselves on it than anywhere elsecan't deny it, it's all true, but everybody still wants to post here
>>21901308465 pre sunrise
>>219013083I love US posters and hate aussie and nz posters
>>219013085>Europeslmfao
>>219012607And thats how you managed to stay a teacher for 5 years
>>219013120sc
>>219013006Leftypol wants him gone
>>219013127The Mediterranean mogs your wog beach absolutely brutally I’m afraid
>>21901312565 CELSIUS???!!!
>>219013120that cuckstamp doesn’t make you british
>>219012673FOY
>>219013126lmfaaaaoooo aussie faggots seething
normies at my work still believe WW1 actually happened lmao
>be me>buy some safety shoes off Amazon>they came with the tiniest certificate ever madeNot sure if this is legit, lads.
>>219013147didn't say i was british, i am australian
>>219013147the raped
>>219013120
>>219012845Ive been waiting for 2years (:
>>219013165why don’t you post in the australian thread then? oh wait
>>219013154Screeching
>>219013125that looks peng
>>219013083I like all posters :D
>>219013154Your work doesn't provide you with safety shoes? That's illegal, your work are obligated to provide with any necessary PPE
>>219012856>no one is offended
mad how jews made central banks in usa, uk, and germany right before world war 1
>>219013176yes exactly, there is no australian general, so i have an excuse to be here. you have /cum/ which is specifically tailored to you and your ilk, so what's your excuse for posting here?also i could have sworn he had this exact same exchange several months ago
>>219013188They do but they're shit. Most people buy their own.
>>219013207bro... stop
>>219013141not at all. Med water temps are frigid. And a hundred dollar flight takes us to the literal best beaches in the world in the Bahamas/Turks&Caicos/Virginia Islands.
>>219013174waiting for what? to speak to a moron?
>>219013207>cutThis is /brit/ m8
well then
>>219013206Right let me just delete this post then
>>219013154big can of pepsi that
Genuinely don't understand gay sex, me. Surely it's much more fun to have sex with a female
>>219012856Ever been to Myrtle beach?
>>219012975Who the fuck is still trusting any government after the covid dictatorship? Much less him, he even looks the part of a corporate stooge. Didn't they have to ban Corbyn for Starmer (pfahahaha) to get the front seat?
>>219013218Sorry but that isn’t true and you’re having a raped meltdown
>>219013206British folk fucking love dickriding australians
>>219013238benders are mentally ill
>>219013223I can talk to you any time mate
>>219013200why do you presume one needs a justification to use the internet. also i’ve never spoken to you in my life, and if i did it was too insignificant to remember
Must be mind blowing for JFs seeing Bradley Walsh on TV for the first time after years of seeing him posted here.
Cheeky midnight poo
>>219013238I'd like to try it but only with the right person, don't know how they can just go off shagging random blokes.
>>219013154I don't know exactly how, but I am sure the immigrants are behind this.
>>219013260You not British then? Where you from and where is my Uber eats?
I’m bi and sex with a lad is way more chill. Less pressure, you know you’re going to get what you want, you know you’re both going to have a good time, it’s cheap, it’s quick, it’s easy. It’s like the fast food of shagging, and Grindr is the Deliveroo.
>>219013267no, i specifically remember having this exact exchange a while ago, right down to the little shit-eating "oh wait" like you're trying to channel a middle school bully
sir cum shooter
>>219013266DONE HIM
>>219013294imagine getting mindraped this badly kek
>>219013292you're an abomination
>>219013191
>>219013292>you know you’re going to get what you wantNot me because I want a fanny not a man's smelly poo hole
>>219013314I'm quite confident everyone around you thinks you are an abomination
>>219013087Arstist of the baddiedem should do an art stream like holodem
Sir Starmer soon
>>219013312it's true you are quite mentally exhausting, which is probably why you have no friends
sir shit stabber
mindraped australians itt
>>219013345blud has a little american living in his head
>>219013314Not really. >>219013328A fanny is great and all but so is a lovely pink little arsehole.
>>219013191Mad how central banks are an essential part of capitalism so that money circulation can be guaranteed and you are buying into snippets of history packaged in comic book narratives.
>>219013314Trvke
>>219013276Gay freak
>>219013361you're the one who keeps picking fights with me even though i'm quite happy to mind my own business, you just can't help yourself can you? spiteful little twunt
yet another raped melty
don't use banks me. keep all my money under the bed
I find it so cringe when Aussies think they’re one of the lads here and take it upon themselves to defend our honour and the honour of our general. Lil bro thinks he on the team :skull:
>The deaths of at least 30 people who drowned while attempting to cross the English Channel in 2021 could have been prevented, an inquiry has found
>>219013386Kys
>>219013386sc
>>219013386yeah they’re cringe cases. same with canadians
my fav episode of breaking bad is when he cooks the meth and meets the drug dealer
erm... hi
http://zillow.com/homedetails/30-East-Rd-Alford-MA-01266/56798416_zpid/?This is the house am gonna buy when I’m rich and move to America
>>219013386LMAO
>>219013386lol this
Quite certain some of you are about 12 years old or younger. You know who you are, and should leave this forum immediately, for your own sake as well as ours.
fuuuck just realised it's thursday, thought it were friday, was about to t'pub n all
>>219013394If theyd tried to come over by legal means and not put their lives in the hands of criminals?
>>219013410'ri
>>219013380let it go lil bro
>>219013386Hangarounds wanting a vibe cause their dogshit general died :skull:
>>219013386Australians are the “pick me!” of countries. Very feminine energy, desperate for our validation. I never give it to them.
>>219013411in this country that would cost 50 million.
>>219013443based
>>219013411Ironically an English style house. Looks like a smaller Bodnant
>>219013443Australia is like 99.9% urban but they all LARP as rugged outdoors typesA race of pathetic performative people
>>219013386Bruce needs bringing down a peg or two desu
I memorized all Hitler's speeches phonetically but no idea what he is on about
A friendly reminder that Australophobia will NOT be tolerated in /brit/ #KickItOut
>>219013394>could have been preventedYeah by not getting in an overcrowded dinghy
>>219013429If they hadn't been incentivised to illegally enter this country
mental that liking this makes you a pedo but literally shagging an 18 year old that looks 12 is totally fine
>>219013411>Massachusetts kek 5 months of pain. Winter you've never experienced.
>>219013473My family in Australia are literally bogans that own hundreds of hectares of desolate wasteland
uk flags doing their regularly scheduled anti-oz melty because they feel threatened by our sheer posting power... Many such cases!like that episode of the sopranos where tony beats the shit out of the young muscly guy in front of everyone for no reason
>>219013494By whom?
>Quite certain some of you are about 12 years old or younger. You know who you are, and should leave this forum immediately, for your own sake as well as ours.
aussies be like>haha digieridoo
>>219013497you can still shag her legally you're just not allowed to take any pictures of it
anyipodean melty
>>219013497Ignoring the obvious how do you have forehead wrinkles at 16 WITH makeup??
>>219013504Florida summers scare me more
>>219013480KEKING
giving fat cunt catberg a few reassuring meaty smacks on the belly
>>219013550AC sorts it. Outside 8 to 11 and after 4pm
>>219013497my uncle's girlfriend looks like a 12 year old but she's 38 or something. i mean her face does look older but her body is that of a 12 year old
>>219012545Third world avengers assemble
>>219013480vocaroo?
>>219013424>You know who you are, and should leave this forum immediately, for your own sake as well as ours.The thought of 12 year olds ITT causing the impure thoughts again is it?
for fucks SAKE
>>219013504Sounds comfy. New England sounds amazing, same as Canada's east coast. You feel me bitch?
>>219013504Ok well I can afford a 13 million dollar house so will probably just jet off to Turks and Caicos when it gets cold
>>219013532This one wants 12 year olds hanging around his forum. Makes you wonder why.
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>>219012676How can fags taste different? It's all just smoke entering your lungs anyway. It's ash, that's all it is
>>219013512>le inflappable bruce shitposter funny meme picLad i know you’ve taken it badly that we took Aussies down a peg but at least don’t be all passive aggressive and feminine about it, take it on the chin
>>219013575um
>>219013555gay that lad x
>>219013540those types of lines aren't ageing wrinklesthey're more like the creases you see on puppies
*points a finger at random people in the thread*MELTIE MELTIE MELTIE
>>219013566No it's because you're boring as fuck, now fuck off.
>>219013571everyone from a warm climate thinks that snow is fun and cozy. it’s not
>>219013596lmao i've been done!
>>219013578i think you're taking this place a smidge too seriously mate xreally not arsed if someone thinks they've taken me "down a peg" on a mongolian basketweaving forum because at the end of the day i'm Australian and they're not
umthats sweaty hunks having some nasty smelly sex
gay poo on my willy
>>219013577Ciggarettes used to have quite the fluctuations in quality and flavour before the big conglomerations of 2010.
>My family in Australia are literally bogans that own hundreds of hectares of desolate wasteland
>>219013637
>>219013616if you were >really not arsed there’d be no need to say so
>>219013600This nigga never heard of a coat and gloves lmao
>>219013560I'd need to try it outThe majority of people in the UK don't have ac, so even our heatwaves feel absolutely brutal
>>219013600True, when you have to wage.
>>219013616Based
>>219012545only thing missing is a nigerian descent woman
>like that episode of the sopranos where tony beats the shit out of the young muscly guy in front of everyone for no reasontone, the coke was on the counta, I didn't slam no fridge doo
>>219013596NO UNO UNO UNO UNO U
Ideal outdoor temperature is 15 degrees celsius but even 10 degrees is fine
>>219012596Wherese' the fried chicken you pussy cunt? Yuo are a communist or mabye even europeon
>>219013696Ideal outdoor temperature is 25 Celsius. Cold weather is depressing
