Littering UK edition
*looks at rorke's bum*um
>>219013637in a just world he’d be flayed alive
>>219013636Not sure if thats a Jay worthy
>>219013637This is a weird fetish isn’t it? People wank over this don’t they?
alri
>>219013637>>219013683
Is this the new thread for us lads of /brit/?
Reading a book on my iPad Air
>>219013683
>Italy has foiled Russian origin cyber-attacks targeting the Winter Olympics, says Foreign Minister Antonio Tajani.What the fuck is Russia's problem?
>>219013637am strangely fascinated by the world of strange youtube sfw fetish content like this some people are just unlucky enough to get a hormone spike in their pubescent brain at the wrong place or time and end up sexually attracted to forklifts for the rest of their livesthis guy has been uploading videos of himself laughing hysterically at balloons popping for 20 fucking straight years https://www.youtube.com/@danleggymail/videos
People STILL posting in the old omd.
>>219013665Iis it big? Is it fat? Is it smooth? Shaved, hairy? Does it stink?
nth for the holodem
>>219013699fucking SCUH-REAMINGGGGG love autistic fetishes
>>219013723utterly perplexing
>>219013723screaming
My newly purchased first home has increased in value by 22k since Dec 2024It not right
>>219013749um..based!
>>219013739Ah yes, the thing that happened.They are ramping up cyber security and a food crisis. We need to get them to the gallows.
>she got dat yung yung, dat fresh fresh, dat gud gud >she got dat yung yung, dat smoove smoove, dat here we go
>>219013751>>219013762keep it down, would you?
>>219013739Throwing a hissy fit because they cant compete in anything
any knee inflation man in
>>219013739maybe because they weren't invited
My oneitis
singing kettle r34
right well thats a picture of a girl with giant knees innit
>>219013766Make that in a week lol
i tend to envision canada as a mysterious place where everyone walks around calling each other "bud"
STARMER RESIGNS
>>219013788*starts jumping up and down on all fours and shrieking and pounding the ground with my fists like an enraged chimp*
Im having my first driving lesson in an hour and i've never been more nervous in my entire life.
>>219013766get it sold and go live like a king in slovakia or some shi
>>219013769WAH
>>219013817no he didnt
>>219013808TELL HIM WHAT HE'S WON JESSICA!
>>219013802Yep, that's Timmy's crush
>>219013817UM UM UMITS REAL HES GONE SKY NEWS
>>219013827>driving lessonthis is what your parents are foryou're not some unloved chudcel freak are you?
so what's going on with poo barmer? is he gay?
love fiddling with my cock and balls
>>219013794FOR EVERY RHYME I WRITEIT'S 25 TO LIFE
>>219013802luv pang pangs sm
niggas be like "timmys crush" and it's like 1990s lucy liu or some shit just say you're a fag dawg
leftypol weeping openly because big daddy kier has gone
>BREAKING: Sky Sources understand Starmer has informed the Caninet that he will tender his resignation to the King today following Mandelson row.
>>219013843>my parents did everything for me, that makes me better than youThis is what Tarquins actually believe
>>219013827Why you scared for?
love fiddling with his cock and balls
>>219013847Alri Seinfeld
>>219013886um X
gonna have to get my dog (male) neuteredhe literally will NOT stop humping my doona and shitheld out hope i could let the poor bastard keep his eggs as i like to think he would have done the same for me, but this is getting beyond a joke
>>219013886can you cunts even go five fucking minutes without a new pm?
>Caninet
>>219013817You made me open the BBC bastard. He did say he sowwy for mandelson however which is even worse to be h
>>219013893getting private driving lessons if far more tarqy you spazgetting your mum to take you around the woolies parking lot is just what every normal 16 year old does
I know you’re lying but surely starmer resigns no way he stays on, after all he knew about mandelson
I know there are shaggers here, so I am wondering how to transition from my jobseekers work coach saying "I will do anything for you" 3 times and staring at me to me asking her out on a date. is it appropriate to ask her out on a date while shes at work? I think she has been hitting on me and I want to fuck her
>>219013881Ah yes, sir Keir, an icon for the left>>219013886King is undergoing treatment, can't be bothered now
>>219013880but lucy liu is a chinese person of slanty eyed descent
rupert lowe should be made dictator
>>219013886>Sir Early Resigner
>>219013924>Ah yes, sir Keir, an icon for the leftyes
>>219013906The fuck's a doona?
What if I boil it with boiling water? Would that be a problem?
>>219013843I drove my mums car around a car park once and then the car immediately killed itself. Like completely broke down beyond repair. Maybe it was a sign from god.>>219013894Controling a big metal box that has the potential to kill people sounds scary. I know I need to stop being a pussy.
>>219013920when have you ever seen a leftypol freak accept responsibility for something and not be a slimy dishonest weasel?
>>219013941boil it with cold water
>>219013921bring back Escortmong Tilde you boring cunt
>>219013941It makes mustard gas. DO NOT
>>219013921Go for it, just be courteous and tactful.
>>219013870A big-toothed, sallow-skinned, slitty eyed SEA gook is the best a Timmy like you can hope to get. Your brain has simply adjusted itself to this reality.
Acting Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, The Right Honourable Sir David Lindon Lammy
I am timmy and this is my crush
the better i get to know gfberg the more i feel like she's a weirdo, like she wasn't one of the "cool kids" when she was at school, you know what i mean
>>219013980ai ummy
>>219013967righto casanova when was the last time you had sex?
>>219013937You are retarded
>>219013817Apparently hes just saying sorry for believing a known liar. His jewish wife said the jewish mandelson was ok and never met the jewish Jeffrey epstein who knew the jewish robert maxwell the mossad agent who passed secrets to the jewish state of israel.Wives can be like that
>>219013953they do be having huge tits doe
>>219013943Nay politics pls
>>219013967you've never had sex heatherpaedoyou're a self-hating schizo lol
>>219013980slave (n*gger) dnaexists solely to end white bloodlines and spread its african genes
>>219013992Just an honest mistake for a jew to be fair
>>219014001dollymong
>>219013981that means you've struck gold and found a girl with actual personalitysuspect you know this already and are just bragging thougheverbeit
>>219013942But if it’s your first lesson you’re not gonna be on the proper roads, the instructor won’t do that until he/she knows you’re safe
>>219013980Jerry curl ahh nigga
heard somewhere that jewish women really like to suck knobcorr just imagine one sliding her tongue under my foreskin and licking up all the non kosher dick cheese
>>219013981yeah some people just have that vibe to them and they can never shake it. best to just end it now and move on
>>219013967someone hurt you and its clear you deserved it
>>219014016no actually she's quite boring, but i like that about her, my previous gf wasn't boring at all and that's why it didn't work out
>>219014001I deflowered over fifty white virgins. Don't worry about me
>>219013881Leftypol is smelling blood and reveling in his starmer's coming demise
>>219014046so this is where pajeets come from
vaginas are scary i'm glad i like men
>>219013981Is she shaggable at least?>>219013943Ah yes, sir Keir, from the left
>>219014046why would you save that to your hard drive
sad that it's not safe to browse while eating my lunch
>>219014055You know where you are with a knob
>>219014046ooooo thats nasty
>>219014070trvke
>>219014046aw man
>>219014057yes actually she looks like the human equivalent of this dog
>>219014038That's what I'm worried about the most when thinking of getting a gf I'm properly boring living off best value pasta and yellow tags, never leaving the house for any hobby and very much content with it, I'm afraid this lifestyle is incompatible with any woman. That and my dick not working right after wanking it so much
>>219014055not gay but willies just look nicer than fannies
why. i'm trying to eat yogourt here
doing my impression of cleveland falling out of the bathtub at my nans funeral
BIG WILLY
>>219014091*goes to kiss its little nose as i see its lip curl into as snarl and it savagely bites off my face *
>>219014105aliumcat
>>219014019oh my days
>>219014097Grim freak
>>219014046Timmy's prize
>>219014091Well that is not very clear, it is a deeply subjective outlook. Mine is a nightmare, I am ashamed to walk with her, I know that people see us and think I am a pussywhipped faint-hearted.
>>219014119raped
>>219014133excuse me madam but your tuppence is showing
mad how people lived way longer before the great flood
>>219014097If you ask me, women and 4chan don't jive.
>>219014055Penises and vaginas both make smegma
>>219013817>>219013886A general election right now would be disastrous for reform. They would almost certain win but they're completely unprepared to actually be in power. 2027/28 would be much better.
>>219014164SMEGMA NUTS
>>219014138so... she's ugly then?also yeah the dog comparison probably doesn't come across unless you've actually seen her but she has that same bright look in her eyes that's extremely lovable (no homo)
>>219014133corrrrr
wonder if this greek lad will ever manage to make a good post
Greek vag must be crazy.also imagine the smell.
>>219014182million monkeys shapespere annat
>>219014173t. increasingly nervous leftypol
>>219014202i quite like souvlaki if i'm honest
>>219014206lmao
every time i read "shakespeare" i imagine it being said by the black lady in "scary movie""i'm watching shake-ah-spear in love" aha
>>219014039Lie on schizoYour life is abysmal
>>219014173Shut the fuck up you bore, you nothing-to-show. Elections are a theater and Reform and similar parties are the fascist reserves of europe and guess what you absolute moron, when they ban the pubs, when they ban meat, when they ban smoking, when doubting a policy at its core could lead to a fine or worse for "spreading conspiracy theories" and when you'll literally need a loicense to shag you won't be able to "vote" them away and you'll be banging your head against the wall. They just need different fronts to have your acquiesence, but they ALL FUCKING OPERATE FOR THE SAME CAPITALISTS.
Are Kemi is out there calling for, no, DEMANDING a general election right NOW
Greek men make dick tzatziki
confession time...very shaggable girl at work has put on a lot of weight since last time i saw herher arse got huuugei ended up waiting for her to go home so i could get a good shot of her arse in the corridorimmediately ran home and spaffed to the pics like 4 times
>>219014247not sure that would go too well for her
>>219014177>(no homo)KekYeah, ugly as sin, it began as a casual hookup but quickly she attached to me as a virus or a curse. The church should either sanctify me (or whatever the term is) or I should be banished for extraordinary cowardice.
>>219014272
>>219014231Large lamb gyros ta boss
>>219014258heatherfreak mate you could post this image 10,000 more times and it'd still never change your shagless autistic existence
>>219014272If a girl has to gain weight in order for her arse to grow then i'm sorry but she doesn't have a good arse
>Large lamb gyros ta boss
>>219014310sent that freak flying
having a muffit of tea
>>219014211I'm rorke and will vote reform I'm just being pragmatic >>219014231Nary a pixel
Boomer question ladsMy parents are so stuck in their ways.>Dadberg listens to music every day, but it is 100% of the time some cowboy shit from Ennio Morricone, he does not give a fuck about anything not made by Ennio Morricone that was in a cowboy movie>Mumberg's favourite film is "The Quiet Man", but she probably watches it like 5 times every year, and refuses to even bother with anything else>Whenever I attempt to get them a meal they haven't had before, they recoil in disgust like I suggest we eat dogshitvariety is the spice of life and all that aye? they're so addicted to a rigid dull routine
>>219014334Little miss Tuffet, sat on a muffit
got called a runt my the world of warcraft guild leader :(
>>219014231>you'll literally need a loicense to shagdon't think I'll be needing one actually
>>219014310between the late 00s and early to mid 10s i deflowered over fifty teenage girlsi used a lot of techniques to find them
>>219014345as you get older your openness to experience decreasesin other words, you know what you like and like what you knowyou dad sounds fucking based though lil brogonna listen to some ennio morricone myself now
>defloweredis there any word more virgy than this
>>219014381please at least try to make your blatant autistic lies believable
>>219014345Brain plasticity. Whatever you enjoy in your 20s and 30s is what you'll end up liking for the rest of your life. That'simply how it is and you should seek to have as many experiences as possible in your early adulthood to stop yourself from being a boring boomer later in life
i'm so fucking horny i'd honestly put a skirt on any of you and shag your arse just to end this
>>219014435
>>219014375Yeah you will, for reasons of "public health and safety". Do you carry any transmittable diseases? Maybe some hereditary defects? It's eugenics from the backdoor. You do remember covid, right lad? You do remember that? How the hell is Nigel, or Bawris, or Mr. Bean put a brake on the West's largest industry while simultaneously allowing the consumption levels of yesteryear continue when sanctions and the dollar collapse are reducing profit margins? Where do you think imperialism will expand towards?
>>219014408I don't like slags. I'll always use this term.
leftypol coming home to hear the dulcet tones of rorke singing taylor swift's "toxic" in the shower
>>219014345your parents managed to have a lasting relationship, children, presumably your dad at least had a job where he earned enough to support you. maybe they know something you don't
>>219014435hi
>>219014433Bullshit western medical determinism.
That's Greece going on the filter list why do we get so many jf freaks
>>219014409he is that autistic he thinks anyone will believe his "deflowering" 50 teenagers lmao
You lads going to give this a cheeky watch, aye?
>>219014345you're not meant to judge your parents, stupid goyim
>>219014489no because im alive and no one alive is watching this
>>219014489no who watches TV especially saturday night TV
>>219014433learning about neuroplasticity can be terrifying, once you know about it you can literally feel yourself dulling over the years good motivation to get out and live life properly while you're young though
>>219014489Maybe it'll be really really good :)
>>219014453need a leftypol/rorke odd couple sitcom. imagine the japes
>>219014521Just do what the fuck you want, don't think of yourself in mechanised terms, always needing to monitor your body. Did you think perhaps his parents are just making choices out of comfort?
what does jf mean?(cue a ton of shite jokes and nobody answering the question)
the only thing that can cause me to have a melty is being accused of having a melty
>>219014534https://desuarchive.org/_/search/filename/h54.png/country/gb/Er mate, this looks like ban evasion to me.
>>219014544There was, Yes Minister.>>219014559Johnny Foreigner
>>219014544>leftypol: Rorke, what did you do my dildo?>rorke: *sieg heils* >laugh track plays yeah I'm sure it would be great
i think that... thing... just tried to reply to me
>>219014559Jolly Friend
can't be a coincidence that peter thiel is an anagram of the reptileadds up with all this anti christ / apocalyptic horizon ramblings he's been coming out with recently
The Worst Kebab In The UK - Do Not Go Here!
>>219014567Alri meltymong
>>219014559Jemima fPuddleduck
Test
>>219014521>get out and live life properly while you're young thoughunfortunately boomers have made that quite impossible
>>219014594Rorkeypops
*does a 180 on the slightest bit of pressure*I think his biggest achilles heel is his complete spinelessnessMassive fucking majority and acts like he's got a minority
>>219014347nigga look like nu metal
>>219014594alri elton
Is this Award Winning CURRY the BEST in Bradford?
eating a simple soup comprised of carrots, onions, tomatoes, cabbage, peas, turmeric, olive oil, white wine vinegar, salt, and pepperstay tuned for more
>>219014544*drags you into some bushes and japes you relentlessly *
Get in the jabs lads, I know you are reading the posts and that is all that matters. The one thing you can't say is that you haven't been told. I am not getting filtered and you are reading me. And that's just the way it's going to be. No matter how much the one or two virgin 77thers are seething about it. You k ow I am awesome and I bring equal lifr to this thread.
>>219014593aint that da truth
>>219014347Very aerodynamic. Cue the computer analysis
>>219014609being spineless is the only reason he got to where he is, he can be manipulated and shaped easily which makes him the ideal jellyfish to control
>>219014626oh yeah there's garlic in there as well, can't forget the bloody garlic or pierre over there would never forgive me
rorke eating carrots and peas
>>219014609Reckon you probably should apologise for appointing a 2 time disgraced MP and paedo as US ambassador but I'm old school
>>219014637>77thersmeaning what?
if you aren’t a vegan you’re a piece of shit
back then i kept a spreadsheet with all the girls i had sex with, including the ones i deflowered. i kept their mugshot photos in a folder and annotated the ones that i'd deflowered with gold stickers.
Is Despy here?
or a well hung young man
>>219014673i'm veggan (vegan who eats eggs)
>>219014688Um xx
>>219014681Dont even have an armpit fetish but would lick these clean
>>219014681some lactating ahh armpits
>>219014700Why
>>219014667personally if I were PM I wouldnt have done it in the first place x
>>219014609He loves minorities tbf
>>219014719Most normal people do Rorke
>>219014667>appointing him in the first place even though everyone knew he was a wrong-un and was in contact with Epstein after his first conviction>Initially standing by him when the first Epstein batch came out before bowing to pressure at last (and even then it was with Mandelson's consent)>Said he'd have a little private inquiry into the matter before U turning on that too and saying a cross-party committee can do it insteadweak.WEAK.
remember this?https://archive-media.palanq.win/pw/image/1766/46/1766460437717.webm
just found out the original cyberpunk universe was created by a basketball american, as such i will be ceasing my playthrough of 2077 and uninstalling it permanently
>>219014681ugly slit-eyed, fish-nosed and fish-mouthed, blue contacts-wearing gook
>>219014719loves all sorts of minors
>>219014681*Approaches the stage at mach 3 andshovesy face in her pits*
>>219014673
Cornwall is fucking paradise
>>219014726Do they?
>>219014754Yep
>>219014679did you take the mugshots yourself or did the police let you borrow theirs?
>>219014748>*gets cancer*
EFN or ERN?ERN for me x
>>219014731But the USA vets all ambassadors and could have said no for the same reason. They obviously wanted an ambassador firmly in their pocket
it's funny because waki actually means armpit in japanese
>in a meeting room at toil>gigachad makes some obscure reference to what toilberg said by bringing up some lord of the rings scene>all the girls giggle in approval>he says to toilberg he can load the scene up to show everyone what he means>toilberg lets him do it and the girls all gasp in awe at the aptness of the metaphor gigachad can really get away with anything he likes, can't he? I can only imagine if I came up with a far more apt metaphor and decided to show a scene of my choiceall the girls would think I was an incel FREAK
>>219014792learn your station in life runt
>>219014792Got any other eye-opening stories that never happened?
>>219014792>gigachad >lotr nerd
>>219014792they were literally laughing at him you autistic incel nobody who brings up lotr references is a chad
Rorke is typing...
Six Nations begins tonight ladson a THURSDAY no less
sainsburys meal deal not good
>>219014860For me its scotland
saw a girl take off her shoes in the library to study and i got hard looking at her feet in socks
>>219014774
business idea: bionic willies that are capable of extending and curving around so that while you're getting bummed up the arse you can send your willy backwards between his legs and bum him up the arse toobehold the reach-around of the future
>>219014881what colour socks?
al brek ye dewn he clewn ye
>>219014892science has gone too far
science hasn't gone far enough if you ask me
Why are leftypol the only niggas doing something about the zionist problem in the public arena?
>>219014959they have conveniently forgotten all the times they said you're a nazi for talking about da joos
don't want to bummed by a mechanical unfeeling bionic willy. only turgid warm fleshly willards for me thank you very much
>>219014959rorke is being paid to influence on behalf of israel in exchange for beak money
shootin' loads and suckin' chodes
What is more morally reprehensible two men having a shag or consuming the flesh of a living being???
never use the terms "yesterday" or "tomorrow" i always say "last day" or "next day" because i admire consistency
combobreaking aussie dullard posting hour
Gōdne morgen. Ic eom blīþe. Ic eom hāl. Ic eom mann.
>>219015026Both absolutely fine, done both in the last 24h
>>219014959I thought leftypol was going with the Epstein was a Russian asset angle
6 nations soon
>>219015064murderer.
November 28th, 2024The day /brit/ died...
>>219014726um most people want less of them doe?over 50% = most peopleowned u bigly.
anyone else enjoy vocab flexing on brainlets
you have to admin epstein was kinda charmingwould have been a laugh to hang out with him minus the child rape
aha! one of my porn scenes just finished downloadingahh, a petite redhead getting double vaginal and double anal scene? don't mind if i do!
>>219014988Blud confusing rorke for leftypol
>>219015110He types like a mong. Couldn't get on with such a man, frankly
>>219015123like the ones they clean cum off her after by pissing on her
>>21901511017 year old children
>>219015110ice cold
>>219013637Going to Australia for fifo work. Will do 3 years to save. Will buy a terraced house in Northern England outright. Also want to put down £50k for my niece to go to private school. She is only 16 months old now but the catchment area where my brother lives is not good and I don't want her at regular state school.
>>219015123>>219015148
bitcoin at $69kit may be time for me to depart from this world
>>219015110he sounded exactly like woody allen ie annoying
>>219015185what time'll you be back? because i'm not waiting up until 3am to let you in when you come rolling in pissed
>>219015097>um most people want less of them doe?*fewer
Shagged the missus up the arse in Hoseasons
>>219015110not at all he doesn't even seem cool in a mysterious quirky way, just seems like a generally unintelligent sleaze ball that had leverage courtesy of the worlds most advanced black mailers
>>219015169best to just move here permanently or don't come at all, we don't take kindly to itinerant foreigners coming here to take er jerbs and er money, much less to starmer's britain
>>219015185listen to the priests
>>219015185>69kNice.Reckon young uns will go mental when it gets to 67.
>>2190152506 7 6 7!!!!*waves arms around like a complete fucking mong*
>>219015169>£50k for your brothers daughterlol cuck behaviour, not your duty this is how you end up being a pay pig to your relatives
>>219015271I do this
>>219015244everyone doing fifo are foreigners anyway. ill just live at the mine. not looking to vote or get bennies or disrupt bogan life. i wouldnt know where in Aussie to live anyway. i know people in Melbourne but thats just a sunny Manchester.
my 8 year old cousin informed me that no one says 67 anymore
so as any seasoned coomer knows, the adult film actress sunny lane has this policy where she will only agree to take creampies if the male performer is willing to suck his own spaff back out of her, and i've seen at least one scene where the guy actually did it, the absolute madmanto be honest if a girl wanted me to do that i probably would, i already give my spaff a taste test after each wank anyway so i have no strong aversion to it. howabout you lads?
>>219015280evil schoolchildren-miseducating rabbit detected
just need to man up and kill myself already
toilberg forgot he had a meeting with a client and went out for lunch instead. now everyone has to cover for him and pretend he's busy and not a complete retard until he gets back. many such cases.
i'm a few minutes from the supermarket, vote for which egg i should take: biscoff, creme egg, caramel one, white chocolate one (i think that's the ones they have)
>>219015298would do it for free
>>219015280ive given up on women so ill never have children but i want my niece to have a good life and be safe in the dangerous city my brother lives.
>>219015310he hungry :)
>>219015315get a proper egg, much healthier for youplus I have digits
poo thread>>219012545>>219012545>>219012545>>219012545
>>219015315chicken eggmm protein
>>219015315>creme eggobvious choice
>>219015300why not do something cool instead like defraud a load of credit agencies and let them chase you around the world
>>219015185Time to buy the dip
>>219015335wish you would die
>>219015351i have no life force anymore all i have the will to do is rot
>>219015297why are you talking to 8 year olds you freak
so can someone hurry up and make the new please? i'm kind of holding onto a zinger here
>>219015370>>219015370>>219015370
>>219015315creme or white chocolate. biscoff is a bit gross why are they making everything biscoff now
>>219015369i am edgy like that okay
>>219015362have u tried cocaine?
>>219015185Bought it at 14k me
