new edish
poo
wee
>>219015370That's me, why didn't you say hello?
>>219015370on his way to the ENIC Out protest no doubt
1 vote for creme eggI'll get that one unless anyone else wants to vote
becoming gay to save the white race from extinction
67 and mog
nth for the gyaldem
>>219015393*waves a bit of bacon around you*
>>219015288yeah but you'd be taking the money you saved and taking it back to britain instead of putting it back into the australian economy where it belongs.why do you want to go back to britain to invest in a borderline failed state when you could stay here and participate in a country that actually might have a future? if you take that money that australian industry has invested in you back to britain, i will consider that stealing, and the next time we meet it will be as enemies
>>219015426can see a bit of areola here janny
>>219015433Yummy, love me some bacon. Can you throw it in my face as a disrespect?
>>219015448doesn't count if the bullseye isn't showing
niggas get rejected by 1 woman then say they've given up on women and having children for life lmao.
Leaping around, pissing, shitting and screeching like a madman at how jury's can now just decide not to convict based on their own biases And the only alternative? Fabian society judges! HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>219015470someteims u hav to jus laff
he protec he attac but most of all he disrespec
15k deposit, 11k in repaymentsThat's 26k in equity so far Value up 22k---PlottingSchemingEscape route formulating
>>219015169What about your own daughter?You DO have a family, don't you anon?
>>219015482the cringiest generation to ever existmental illnesses is their entire personalityalso women can't rape men dumb fucking cunt why did you get a boner if you didn't want to shag?
>>219015482this lad got actually raped by a woman? lmao what a weedy little virgin
>>219015497I'm envious of that lad desu, I wish I could spend money on close family but my brother is also a complete vf so our bloodline is just fucked
i reckon a more creative euphemism for rape to bypass censors would be "canola", if you know you know!!!
MY TEARS DON'T FALLTHEY CRASH AROUND ME
>>219015496thought you liked your house now? I cant keep up
Dave? Is Dave around? Are you there, Dave?
>>219015426Not an organic farm then
>>219015470leftypol loves corruption
>>219015451bit fucking anti semitic mate
Irish nasheed goes hard
>>219015573Like you give a fuck, be honest
>>219015566Metal bloke you'd see in the corner of Games Workshop stinking up the place but with some ludicrously small shorts on
>>219015566Rorke's missus
>>219015566if i were truly a tranny i still wouldn't go out like because i'm not delusional enough to think this passes
>>219015566Nice spacious room that
*help*
>>219015585i have at least 15% jewish blood in me so this is a pressing matter
>>219015507Not a virgin anymore
Schizo here. Why is everyone suddenly pushing hot honey products? Is it a psy-op to trick me into buying shitty watered down honey?
>>219015610Fucking kike, kys
>>219015631The hot honey meme is dead now, leave your bedroom you fucking weirdo
>>219015463then they shouldnt be friendly or smile at me if they dont want to cure my lonely nights. why are they so cruel bros
Rorke is currently bouncing his thick arse to: I Don't Want a Lover, by Texas
>>219015393alri jeff got any sexy 17 year olds on the go?
>>219015463Then they reply to themselves about how bvsed they're being to create a false sense of positivity in being a virgin freak
>>219015566rorke circa 2001 (he forgot his PE kit)
>>219015649mikeynomics that
>>219015649He is
>>219015662too old haha jk
>>219015649Standing on that slope with those shoes on (and the earrings don't help) it looks like he's wearing high heels. The shirt even looks like a fucking blouse.
>>219015636you can't say that mate you just can't
Is "mate" the "nigga" of Brits?
>>219015649the reason for him dressing like an albanian whos come into money?
>>219015627well that's me done
bored need a game to devote all my time to but nothing is captivating me
Just clocked that it was heathermong last thread sperging out about therapists
>>219015707Who's stopping me? Jannies can suck my circumcised dick
>>219015641Nigger Tesco's has hot honey cornflakes on offer
>>219015715mate thismate thatmate pleasecan a mate borrow a pencil
Conspiring
>>219015678*gives you all my cash *Youre my bank now. I own you
the most based jew just entered this thread
67
>>219015738i knew epstein wasn't deadhe's hereposting on four chan dot com slash int slash brit
So what was Keirs big midday announcement then
>>219015746He's more of a /gif/ man
>>219015750reduced tariffs on chinese sex arses
>>219015750reminding the country he's got another three years, so quit your shitthen i think he killed a white kid on stage and said "WHAT, WHAT, yeah, that's what i thought, bitch"
>>219015750Just that hes sorry for being so darn trusting of people
western countries are slave states
eaten 4 packs of wotsits todayim such a fatty fuck cunt
>>219015708maaaAAaate
poo scheming
I forgive you Keir
>>219015777All countries are, Rorke
this israeli poster is heccin based
>Hello all, hope you're doing well today
>>219015437there is a house i love where i live that is £100k but it probably needs 20k to make it liveable and £50k to make it what i want in my house.the only way i can buy outright is doing fifo and the north sea is the only fifo here and im not an ocean goer. therefore aussie mines is my option. australia is too hot and too expensive. no houses at that price. i can do 3-5 years at a mine. not for me long term. i prefer England.
when i was a kid once i was over at my friend's place once getting changed because we'd just been in the pool and friendberg's dadstein walked in and saw me naked and saw my tiny little willy but i consider it even because i had accidentally done the same thing to friendberg's mumstein a few weeks prior
>>219015840ok
>>219015852baited for this response
>>219015859
>>219015840mine is still tiny
>>219015815mines is hard yakka mate, are you even prepared for this or is it just one of those "maybe one of these days" type things?
>>219015872cute
>>219015795The thing about Keir is that the alternatives are so much worse. I don't want ginger muff to be PM.
DTFIC botnet melty o’clock
>>219015891
mumberg never really recovered from dad bailing on the family when i was a child. shes always been a bit sad and lonely ever since
>>219015882ive been looking at jobs. driving jobs. dump trucks etc. im looking at starting in October/November.
>>219015448Gyaldem are anime privileged
did anyone ever watch that doctor who spinoff about that poofter space captain?
What are you lads getting your girlfriend for valentines day?
>>219015950to be honest i've been considering it myself, perhaps i'll see you there
>>219015962poo
>>219015541Silicon milk is good for you, goy
>>219015750>He says he believes we should be talking about the cost of living, his Pride in Place programme, stabilising the economy, uniting Britain and embracing its diversity.
>>219015962flours
>>219015967kahteem
>>219015944Sounds like your dad dodged a bullet
>>219015941did the man poke the man with a stick?
>>219015673Sc
>>219015426>Yes I'll put my phone, screen down, on this floor covered in chicken shit
>>219015976$55p/hr + super is good money lets join the mine rugby union team mate
boilerberg's packed it in
>>219015728KEK
I've been wearing earplugs everywhere underneath headphones underneath a hat underneath a hood and everything sounds really faint it lush
afternoon lads let's make today OUR day x
>>219015891>>219015914Felt this way about vile 90s munters. Imagine if Alan saw the lush trannards we have today
>>219016035get landlordstein to replace it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9V4XeoGok8
let's keep our indoor voices on today. poo speak, not poo scream
>>219015750Mandleson lied to me, sorry. Let's move on to the next gaff
poo whispering
>>219016059landlordstein's a cheap cunt, he's not gonna do it
ᵖᵒᵒ ʷʰᶦˢᵖᵉʳ
You ever notice certain runts at work are constantly ill?Always coughing and sniffling, drives me insane.
Leftypol working to de-silence silenced poo voicesRorke POO SCREAMING
>>219016084
>4chan>girlfriendsyeah and I fucked Beyonce
>>219016084Ktim had a bald cold last week but my nose it still overproducing mucus that goes down my throat. My voice still sound sick, I'm not sure if the glands around my voice box is swollen or it's cause they're covered in mucus
>>219015891could never get away with this today
>auntieberg hugs me for 1 second >the overwhelming smell of perfume follows me around for the rest of the daysmashing
>>219016131They hate when they get called out for lying
>>219016197shag her arse mate
unfortunately I got the retard autism not the 150IQ billionaire autism
>>219015765sorry for late reply but i almost died laughing from thismight be the funniest thing i have read since 2016literally had a coughing fit from guffawing so hard
>>219016222
>>219016234mad how this nigga begged to go to epstein island and they wouldn't let him
>>219016234whats he doing with that money? hoarding wealth is mongbrained. id be funding all sorts of crazy sci-fi projects
>>219016224glad to hear i pal
Girls FTW!
>I fucked Beyoncenibba literally used this as an example of someone who you would lie about sleeping withyou could have said diane morgan or even emma watson
>>219016258hes trying to put people on mars you mong
>>219016234Girls FTW!
>>219016222sorry for late reply but i almost died laughing from thismight be the funniest thing i have read since 2016literally had a coughing fit from guffawing so hard
>>219016234bet you thought this was really funny the first time you posted it
>>219016258grok data centresIN SPACE!
>>219016278yeah well he should get a bloody wriggle on
>>219016278and i said crazy sci-fi projects, not a completely predicted and logical next step of space exploration
>>219016258Nothing interesting. Boring space shit which is going nowhere and he wasted 44 billion on Twitter and his gay little tunnel project which failed
>>219016299Screaming
Nothing like a nice ham salad sandwich is there team
it friday
Time to clean the cheeky pc haha
love how /brit/ doesn't understand what net worth meansthere are people who are richer than musk with a lower net worthplease, go read about liquidity... musk is particularly affected by this and HE HAS SAID IT HIMSELF that getting cash from his overvalued stock is hard
>>219016325Could HAVE, Gregg. Could HAVE.
>>219016331so called welsh 'nationalists' be like English OUT, pakistanis, africans, and paedophile trannies IN
>>219016293Did you really
>>219016355erm
>>219016325sorry for late reply but i almost died laughing from thismight be the funniest thing i have read since 2016literally had a coughing fit from guffawing so hard
>>219016313if he just stuck to his space shit and his cars weren't ugly and badm and he never opened his mouth privately or publicly about any single topic ever, then i wouldn't mind the guy at all
>>219016355tbqh mine looks similar to thislaziness really, it still works
>>219016325>>219016299Buy an AD you reform mong
>>219016313the tunnel was never meant to do anything other than upset plans for high speed rail expansion in the area
If had a billion dollars I would hire all the pornstars I wanked to all my life and have a massive orgy haha>Alexis Texas>Remy Lacroix>Jada Stevens>Katja Kassin>Olivia O'Lovely
>>219016359um mate Musk has 56 quadrillion pounds under his mattress, end of
>>219016359well i would but i don't actually care to be honest
>>219016355I leave mine got literally years until it starts over heading desu
Karl's away, Claire Sturgess is here.
hi brit, does turning radiators off lower gas usage, thanks D
>>219016394Alri Jack calm down
>>219016327>ham salad sandwichgood lad, enjoy
Lost GalaxyLightspeed RescueTime Force In SpaceTurbo
>BREAKING: Sky Sources understand Starmer has informed the Caninet that he will tender his resignation to the King this evening following Mandelson row.
>>219016452>its realwtf
>Caninet
informed the Caninet has he? let the Caninet know that he'll be doing that yeah?fucking mongo
Something about Blu Rays soothes my mind and gives me a nice mid-2000s nostalgic feeling. I don't own any Blu Rays though and I've never watched one. I just like thinking about them.
Loooool do you even spell bro? RETARD
Rorke gets his knickers in a twist every couple of months proclaiming THIS is the final nail in the coffin for the Starmer regimeIt's not going to happenHe's not going anywhere You will see labour in power until 2029
Got PIP review form today team getting some anxiety
isn't it interesting how only britain seems to be affected by the epstein file releases even though most of epstein's circle was american and israeli?
>>219016493what's the PIP for mate, something debilitating I hope
>>219015891normal, non-irish diaspora man
>>219016401>no Bobbi starr>no Syren de Mer>no Dana DeArmond>no Chanel Preston>no Avy ScottSpent that billion fixing your taste first lad
>>219016497we're the only country taking some form of action against the nonces it would seem
>>219016489but lets be clear
>>219016493tell them you can't wash your scrote
>>219016493Start making YouTube again, proof of autism and eat a cookie
>>219016519a man of taste... i kneel
RELEASE THE SAUSAGES
>>219016497We're the only country with enough of a backbone to hold our elites responsible. God's Own Country.
>>219016571Cunts built like umaga
Starmer is rightly chastised for knowing Mandelson was friends with Epstein. Nigel Farage has received zero criticism from the collective media for his mentions in the Epstein Files; including knowing Bannon was friends with Epstein.One rule for Labour.No rules for Farage.
>>219016571average daily calories for this type of person?
>>219016497we have parliamentary standards that other countries do not
kier starmer in this speech seemed so fucking fakeshouting and trying to look angry "i didn't get into politics for this!"
>>219016579Bannon speaks to everyoneI don't think that nigga has any friends
>>219016497mandelson is israeli
>>219016611>I don't think that nigga has any friendsktim
Farage is literally named in the Epstein files yet nobody seems to care
>>219016625whats wrong with that?
>>219016625Because he knows Bannon?
doing a little incel imagination thinkthinking about a story set in the 28 years later universe where survivors in dublin set up a little society in howth but then get overrun and form a sanctuary on the little isle to the north xx
> Alton Towers bans people with anxiety from using disability passRight well you’ll be hearing from my lawyerrrr
Taking a huge shit
>>219016625I'm voting for him because he is going to stop the boats, save the NHS and he just generally seems pretty based.
>>219016401ew most of them are retired, fat, and riddled with disease.
get the 'tex posted
You won't stop me voting Reform, lads. Deal with it.
>>219016625Whats the context ?
>>219016644What actually happened is that they give them their own virtual queue so it's not breaking any discrimination laws.Basically there are MORE people with disabilities than not, so they gave them a special queue.
>>219016437why do you want to lower gas usage? its winter and fucking cold out.
>>219016638No I’m not talking about bannon. Farage is mentioned in emails between Epstein and a redacted person.>>219016655I’m voting for reform because I want billionaire Zia Mohammed Yusuf to be the next PM
nobody is interested in your porn collection.
>>219016685Well most people are mentioned too (goyim)
>>219016644mad how blatant some people are with how they take advantage of disability schemesthe official page for PIP assessments in my area has this example video of someone claiming PIP because they have 'panic attacks'nation of fucking soft sacks
>>219016717based
i'm voting for zack
>>219016699Woah 2 people talked about him? Thats suspicious
>Get a tesco hoysin duck wrap and a pure brew >Go for a cheeky walk checking out the sights>Then head to the pub>Order a meatpie, get that mash, get em mushy peas, unload that gravy onto that plate >Get a pint>Enjoy the rest of the day This is my routine, quite liking this cunt lads.
>>219016728based accelerationist
Innocent father-to-be Salim Ullah, who was driving past, was so concerned about her distressed demeanour that he stopped and offered her a ride home.But after he dropped Jones off and rebuffed her pleas to give him a hug, she falsely alleged she had been lured into a car and gang-raped by Mr Ullah and two Pakistani men in a lay-by.
>>219016697I'm a frugal man, I've got my coat on all day and it's not below 0 so practically spring innit
PLEASE invest in my town. Needs gentrification PRONTO. Far too many lower class here.
>>219016728We dont vote for leaders in the UK you americanised little scrote
>>219016752Most grooming' cases are like this btwWhite slag making stuff up
>>219016752rorke hiding this post
>>219016753How many coats you wearing?
There are at least 2 /brit/ posters named in the Epstein files. No, I will not elaborate.
>>219016752Does she not know police have a rape test kit. Like 3 guys raping is going to leave bruising at the very least
>>21901677512 year old haram slags innit brutha
a girl on my team in work is perfectly thicc and has huge tits. Earlier she was talking about buying a bikini. It's too much I want to kill her boyfriend
> Sir Richard Branson told Epstein 'bring your harem' and advised him on PR, new emails showHey siri, what is the name of Richard Bransons company?
The problem is my town has about 40k people. A lot are lower/working class which could be ripe for gentrification BUT most of the population are old people. So everything is just old and stale. Got a few quirky coffee and brunch places and bless them they try and they are good to be fair, but they're surrounded by shit
>>219016775heathersheed
>>219016808you shouldnt do that mate. murder is wrong plus its illegal.
>We dont vote for leaders in the UKOh right ok, so if a man who said he was going to kill you was in charge of reform you'd still be voting for them would you
>>219015649I'm buying a waterfront flat for 145k, what the fuck
>>219016831Bizarre post
Sir Richard Branson
cock
> Advance UK’s by-election candidate: ‘Many young British women are whores’Fuck sake lol
>>219016846s
rape
>>219016780just the one, big and puffy
>>219016762In essence we do though
nigger
>>219016835Where you buying fella
>>219016846roar
What are some British dishes that only locals actually know about? I'm not looking for the usual tourist stuff like Fish & Chips or Full English. Give me the proper 'hidden gems' your nan used to make.
>>219016777lmaooooo
My coat is 75% wool and cost £450
>>219016831depends what the MPs are like in my constituancy
>>219016905couldve bought the whole bloody sheep for that price
>>219016856Irish diaspora toerags, they'll all be married to Keisha in five years
>>219016831You vote for your local MP. On a party whos manifesto aligns closest with your own thoughts and beliefs its that simple. The leader is chosen by the party and should have no bearing on your choic3
is stealing from work wrong? even if they are exploiting you.
>>219016864not wrong is he
>>219016920where will you be in 5 years?
leftypol doesnt even believe culture exists does he
>>219016883My gran used to make porridge in a set of drawers on a Sunday night and would cut slices out of it to give to us every day that week. By the end of the weed you'd be eating a thick slice of porridge like a sandwich. It was a big thing in the Highlands back in the day apparently.
this is it
>>219016890well thats rorke done
>Trump says he will only accept the midterm results ‘if he wins’ and again pushes to ‘nationalize’ votingSc
>>219016750sounds comfymy ancestry is scandi but i dont know if id want to live there.
>>219016935Has she got vitiligo
>She told officers: 'I got myself in such a stupid state. >'I said things I should never have said. I am a silly woman. >'I am disgusting. I am sorry. I am so sorry.'silly me oh what am i like
>>219016965those niggas just need to fight it out already
>>219016935she's genuinely grimlooks like a drag queen
got a ban on x formerly twitter today for telling kier starmer to kill himself
>>219016965>‘nationalize’ votingdont know what this means
Feel like it's rained everyday of 2026 so far
>>219016991Literally impossible to get banned there nowadays you are lying.
>>219016750>Meat pie>Mushy peasFake
>>219016972it's a sheer top with silicone breast thingies
>>219016935stupid cunt
>>219016935Doesnt that hurt? :(
I've showered every single day of 2026 so far. Haven't missed one. 'pression well and truly beat me thinks!
>joined a small company a year ago (40 employees)>got promoted after 6 months>been given another pay rise>considered unfathomably crucial to the organisationI'm a moronic pleb who doesn't know his arse from his elbow lmaoThere's a real life hack in joining these tiny companies, aye?Even if everything goes tits up, I have the official title of my job that I can exploit when it comes to a new jobStay away from the big fuckers lads.Unless it's FAANG of course.
>>219017005give it a try see what happens
>>219017017I meant this
Catberg snoozing on my leg Laptop charger on yhe floorBattery at 6%Farewell lads. I've had fun in this thread.
>>219016996in the US elections are run by each state not the federal government
sat on my balls
>>219016753its fucking cold out
>>219017066Grow up
>>219017054quickly stand up without warning de 'berg lol
>>219017104Lie on
>>219017052fucking whore
wonder who likes Trump now lolwonder who likes anyone anymore
>>219016950Based and gran-pilled. Thanks for the lore, Anon.
>>219016935she is repulsive but i quite like that catchy song about stripping
>>219017104That is actually how cold it is here right now
the pengest zoomer girls all get their pussy out on of
>>219017125ok
>>219017052it's part of her body make up, it matches the pattern she did on her back
Poopoo Targaryan poo poo of the poo poo realms
>>219017119Think it has tbqhwy
>>219017125i like his personality he sucks as a president thoughbeit
>>219017133ok
>>219016883my grandmas on both sides were shite cooks because they genuinely grew up during rationingthankfully i think that inspired my parents to actually learn to cook and theyre both quite good
>>219016935Seen rorke's da wearing this in ladbrokes
>>219017125fuck you
>>219017125Trump is Hitler, first as tragedy then as farce
>>219017129what song
>>219017125Me but im a contrarian. If he was popular I'd hate him
>>219017109Live in africa dont they?
>>219017178based
>>219016950>porridge in a set of drawersThat is revolting, sorry.
>>219017178hoping there are loads of people behind the scenes in your country making sure that the midterm elections go ahead as planned as well as the big election in two years timeif not then POO SCREAMING POO POOOOOOO POOOOOOOO OHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Haha he said poo again
Lying in bed. Don't really fancy a nap so just lying here thinking about life
>>219013637>>219013637
>>219017119na, we had that one blue sky day
>>219017281I don't believe this
>>219017277how's the penis doing mate
>>219017281lol
>>219017281unironically one of the best gimmicks
tBh
>>219015370>>219015370>>219015370
>>219017337>>219017337
>>219017179you know, that catchy one about a strip club that got on radio 2 playlist
>>219017337v>>219017337real new
