hastily constructed emergency new edition
im therefore announcing an inquiry to determine how that lad fucked up the prior newthis must never happen again
Good set of pipes on this lass
>>219045594everyone makes mistakes (especially him because he's a complete fucking mong)
aussie power hour
Sitting with his back right up against the entrance door so people can't get inI wish I could be this arrogant and not care about anyone else (really though I do)
Watching a quiz show called 'The Chase'
>google literally any town in britain>first result is always about their local football teamwhy the fuck do brits love men kicking balls so much? it's embarrassing
Got to be properly retarded to think that the universe, and beings conscious and aware of it, that can spawn more of themselves, are sustained merely by convenient atomic interactions that arise from pure chance.
>>219045625It's a really weird pub. I see them doing that all the time.
>>219045642Go away
>>219045623quinton...get the fuck to your room
>>219045644yeh?
>>219045594I think the death penalty really is the only acceptable punishment
>>219045625never seen a black in one of these screenshots
>>219045706ethnics dont go to pubsthat's why the government is taxing them to closure
>>219045706There was one the other day, he looked like Craig Charles so he was a light black but was definitely black. Stood there for 3 hours barely moving.
>>219045706pubs are racist
skipping this ep on my Columbo rewatch, too grim.
>>219045642It's how they keep the proles occupied
Normies believe in the great replacement now
>>219045678yeah mate
>>219045739Mrs. Columbo had her own spin-off programme
wonder why 4chan has a sports board and it's one of the most popular boards, you'd think a site like this, full of nerdy cerebral types, wouldn't be remotely interested in that stuff unless they have some strain of autism that makes them fixate on it
>>219045753only took them 15 years mental they only believe something when the rest of the herd does. truly boggles the nut.
>>219045773yeah with Captain Janeway. Although they dropped the Columbo connection after the first season and its not considered canon
Got these games for £30 off Vinted not a bad haul
>>219045775and I'm certain /g/ is one of the slower boards. explain gookmoot.
>>219045783Yeah it's odd, I mind talking to older people about it as a teenager and they said shit like "that's the way the world is" like they aren't even conscious
>>219045816Why not just pirate them, it’s easy on DS
In the land of milk and honeyYou must put them on the table
>>219045816get your bum out
>>219045783yesterday's conspiracy theory is tomorrow's news headline
>>219045836Doesn't feel the same as actually owning and playing the game imo
Remember when they kidnapped Maduro and it was on the news for 1.5 days?
>>219045775>you'd think a site like this, full of nerdy cerebral types, wouldn't be remotely interested in that stuffWell then you'd think wrong Have some introspection you stupid prick
>>219045706I dont think ive ever seen a black person at a pub
>>219045816have you ever thought about donating blood?
listened to some Micheal Jackson on my incel walk. Shame he was a nonce he made some great tunes
she finally responded, that's everything I planned to do today done. Might have a zoot
>>219045625Hate pubs for this reason. Get all the most arrogant people and cram them into a small room with an ill-thought-out layout that makes it impossible to get around. Make it as noisy as possible so nobody can hear you say "excuse me can I just squeeze by you?" or even "half a pint of cider please mate".
>>219045864bolg on
Got the paki fried chicken. They're here too
>>219045852Yeah, why?
>>219045876grim incel freak
Me applying for welfare
would rather a 'kizza than a chicken shop any day of the week
>>219045814Fuck that Dic siôn dafydd CUNT
>>219045876Most pubs arent this layout
watching a nonce hunting videothey say they knew he had learning difficulties because he was a virgin at 31he replies he has no learning difficulties
>>219045852remember when that yank was on stage talking about gun violence then got shot in the neck and everyone was like 'this is it...the world is about to feel the whirlwind of fury or something' but he just became a meme and forgotten
Heathernonce watching a livestream of a pub again is it
ha, remember that Lord of the Flies book where the main character Ralph was black?
WE ARE CHARLIE KIKE
>>219045862Yeah I have
eeeee by 'eck as 'ell like chips an' graveh for tea
Thanks for watching the Winter Olympics with me, anon.
>>219045955does it ever mention Ralph's race in the text?
Mental how much smarter and cooler and more based I am than the pozzed normie cattle
>>219045859you don't know what introspection is
rorke finding any reason he can to seethe and get his blood pressure up
>>219045975(I've read it, he hasn't) Nope
i pooped my pants
>>219045876>travel to Australia>visit a bar>the only american in the room, I sit at a table without knowing anyone>some girls giving me glances, I'm used to it>short guy starts insulting me, maybe didn't realize I was a foot taller than him>getting agressive with me because of the girls giving me looks>they offer me some french fries, I saw cool>they tell the bouncer I stole their french fries, I get kicked outBastards
>The Student Loans Company (SLC) has admitted it does not have any details about the employment or financial status of 376,410 graduatesAre you one of them?
>>219045964thought about it or done it?
wisih centrelinkberg would stop dragigng their feet on resintating my bennies
>>219045625That lad is in there every single day just getting pissed and dancing with the slags
>>219045955Fucks wrong with that cunts face at the front
>>219045987Yeah whatever makes you feel better, go slime your way into the Jancord like Jewish Spurs fans do and cry about /sp/ existing
>>219046009please delete this post. It offends me
A good kitchen roll is a must for the chronic masturbator. Efficient spaff cleanup, no more tissue bits stuck to the nobule. Even holds up for 3 or 4 big cums before needing to be flushed
>>219046009Wonder how many CCP spies were in the country as “international students” over the last 5-10 years. How many still remain. Not a care in the world from the state it would seem.
>>219046010Thought about it
Could I not just get a million pound loan then fuck off and move to Thailand or somewhere and never repay it?
>>219046040wasn't seething just ruminatingalso, you have to be at least 18 to post here
>>219046051can I hold 20 quid again?
for me, its the old t-shirt with holes all over it, the converted "wank rag"
>>219046048You shouldn't flush kitchen roll you fool
centrelink is pure soul and is a classic part of australian culturejobcentre is soulessssimple as
just had a couple of my properties searched by the police
>>219046009mental they're doing that meanwhile they are hassling me for £4
off to bed
so burnham is gonna be the one to take starmers place right surely
>>219046051get it done
>>219046060No. Debt collectors often follow people abroad and the Thai authorities would probably cooperate with the UK police, since they are a top destination for cunts on the run.
I only ever go to /sp/ during the world cup when England's playing so I can shit fling with foren cunts
>>219046078Oh no
not even sure where to begin. going to sell some stuff to recover the little bit of loss i took. going to really start studying and taking this seriously.
>>219045968I wish I was an Asian lady soooo bad
the ex toilfu is actually coming back briefly because she has to work her notice period before leaving. This is fabulous news
>>219046090night mate
>>219046072I had an old wank rag in a box in my wardroab for like 3 years
>>219046089Could probably get a house for that much in Poland
When I go to the pub I just sit with my mate and drink and talk to him and nobody else interacts with us. On the rare occasion I do get too tipsy and interact with a stranger it's always met with being ignored, a laugh or a cringe look that I remember the next day in embarrassment. May as well be isolated and boozing at home
>>219046104me applying the South America filter before entering an /sp/ general
why do mums seem to think that peanut butter on a stick of celery is fine to put into their children's lunchbox
>>219046102Police get involved for not paying a debt?? I thought you just fuck up your credit for life and get bailiffs at your house
>>219046117She's probably only coming back to see you and have sex with you. You should corner her and grab her tits and sniff her
>wardroab
>>219046125My Deano mate floats around chatting with everyone and I just sit looking depressed or hide in the smoking area
>>219046145They're mental
yo my slime
>>219046123more than i paid for my flatthey need to accept i'm never paying that off. even if i keep paying for 50 years they're not even getting £200
>>219046145because they are psycho pathsapple slices are the way to go
>>219046094is starmer actually resigning? Thought this was just people wishposting
>>219046145Seething about all sorts today aren't you, go and directly ask your fat mother why she did that to you
>>219046150Nobody gives a shit. Debt collectors can't do shit.
jerking my butt
forest are playing tonight de laaaaads
>>219046145nothing wrong with that as long as it's proper peanut butter
>>219046145
>>219046193That’s what i thought
>>219046196Leeds will win you worthless incel
>>219046188He has to quit or fire his Dominic Cummings. We're about to find out if he has a shred of belief or loyalty to anyone at all.
yeah but how you gonna get a fucing million pound loan from the bank unless you're already a well established businessman? deano cant just walk up to the bank and ask for a million quid
>>219046150well the bank would probably go to the police or whoever and say this cunt owes 1 million pounds. they then check your last whereabouts via purchase history and CCTV and see you left on a flight to thailand. They then ask the Thai police/government to help catch a fraudster. The Thai really have no reason to protect you, you’re a random foreigner that showed up and is trying to hide in their country. So they easily track you down (it’s Thailand not the Congo), cuff you, extradite you to the UK. HMP Arse-rape for you.
mikey putting his last £2 on a Forest win
>>219046159how the fuck if you already have an in can you be this awkward wtf
>>219046159Went with an ex Deano mate once and he was baffled>"does nobody else ever talk to you when you go out to the pub?"Live in a different world really don't they
>>219045566Is the prime minister and ambassador going to face any consequences? Or is it a Andrew situation we're he just has his titles removed but nothing happens
AI? Yeah it's based Can't wait to live in an AI generated VR world 24/7
>>219046235Not paying debt isn't illegal. Debtors prison isn't a thing anymore.
Rorke putting his last 20p in the leccy metre
luv beef sausages
>>219046234>deano>>/r9k/
ravenously dispensing beer down my gullet
>>219046234"Deano" doesn't post here you incel cunt
>>219046238tbf it is really fucking weirdrandom people even talk to me
>>219046237Because I just want to chill, chat and sip my pint. Not do laps around the pub like a cokehead being a pest
hate how everything has AI integration, it's like 20 years ago when they put bluetooth in everything even though nobody knew or cared what bluetooth was
Not much in for tea tonight team. Could be a takeaway on the cards
>>219046267aye they're lush, but these british weirdos treat non-pork sausages as if it's satanic
>>219046239Just happened
Leftypol putting his last 50p in the charity box at a vegan grocers
>>219046284CWLTSYTJFC
>>219046284May as well go on the booze if you're getting a takeaway
>>219046247>what is fraudI’m aware Slavs, being Asiatic barbarians, have yet to conceptualise some laws
>>219046297>UK is less corrupt than the USA Who would have thought
>>219046297bit fucking late likeprobably already got rid of anything incriminating
who the fuck drinks half a pint of anything
>>219046284Whatll happen when they chop your willy off? Will you keep it or what?
>>219046279cope that's not what you wrote the first time round
>>219046315Taking a loan and not paying it back isn't fraud either
>>219046280There's just no way it's making anyone money
the first poo screaming posthttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/159213155/#159213212
>>219046332Me when I’m designated driver
2026 going down like the Hidenburg for Rorke
>Error!>The search backend is currently unavailable.
>>219046307idgi
>>219046337I don't imagine you're very outgoing yourself
Mad how I looked at /brit/ and was like yeah this is class I'll post here
>>219046315Not paying a debt isn't fraud though
>>219046294good post
>>219046329He will atleast face the full extent of the law since he is not a lord anymore so he will be in prison since the UK isn't as corrupt as us
>>219046284Do you ever regret your /britfeel/ escapades, their treatment of you and the eventual abandonment that lead you to start posting here?
fake diego is heathermong
>>219046188>is starmer actually resigning?Not in 6 million years
deciding upon my superbowl snack menu for sunday
epstein been real quite about all his personal emails being released like this
>>219046380Yeah but taking a loan from the bank with the purpose of running away forever and never paying it back is
>>219046373sometimes i am sometimes i'm notnot sure what that has to do with your original psot of you sulkingi n the corner of a pub depressed while your mate chats to randoms
>>219046246Born too soon to live in a world looking how you want and acting how you want. Stuck in this grim world instead
>>219046362corr would love to scran your tea just fucking corr
>>78757706the first emmayank post
What do you think of diplomats? Would you become a diplomat for your country? What do you think the job is really like day to day?
>>219046413real
>>219046311Got to be up early tomorrow so no>>219046334Don't know>>219046387Never posted on /Britfeel/
ukrainian neighbour locked his dog in the buildings basement for some reason so now the basement barks at you when you take the bins out
26 in this pic btw
>>219046395Don't worry niles will save the UK and remove all the browns
>>219046406Banks will just hit you with a cifas marker Most Banks also aren't stupid enough to give money to people that plan to flee and never pay it back
>>219046334you can donate it to an FTM troon
>>219046383LmaoHe will not spend one night behind bars. No chance you were actually being serious ahaha
>>219046438ukies are scum. I hate how Russia has made some Poles sympathetic to them despite them being gypsy tier
Diego thinks he's Socrates
>>219046449Oh right yeah so you actually are just a retard then
brits love their moldy hot dogs
>>219046284S'LADANCHILLIBOSS ?
>>219046499mouldy*
Might get into electronics repair and see if I can get a loan to start an electronics repair shopThink a lot of people would appreciate getting their stuff fixed by a white man
why is this the most popular gen z singer from england now
God is a construct Cute girls are real
>>219046435>Never posted on /Britfeel/shut up tilde you bitch
>>219046488they're a lot alike tbf. Like how they're both dead
>>219046517It isn't and go away
>>219046499foreigners love thinking these "football food" posts aren't fake and gay
>>219046484worst neighbours ever, they're always either retarded village people or vapid scum.at least before the war it was just autists who played games and wanted a tech degree.
>google literally any combination of vaguely common first name + vaguely common last name>first result is always a professional footballer
>>219046467You sure he leaked government documents and Epstein was trying to cause Brexit
>>219046517literally who
>>219046509Don't like kebabs never had one mum won't let me in case the cats eats some of it
>>219046516You won't, You're far too busy spamming 4chan with utter fucking rubbish.
>>219046533love AFL
>>219046488hs>>219046526wut
Leftypol sticking his head in the sand after seeing his entire ideology was just the creation of rich malicious Jews spelled out in the Epstein emails
>>219046563really? why?only melburnian scum care about that muck
>>219046516You'd have to do it from a boxroom. Could never afford the rent/utilities/business rates.Recap my PS1 for me please lad.
>>219046497I was making a joke I think the guy is a hack with foreign wife all I know is that count dankula did it
getting more doof-doof for my dollarydoo
Which European country would be ideal for me?>A country without a monarchy>A country that has never had colonies of any kind>A country with no overseas territories>A country without kings, queens, princesses, princes, or any monarchical titles>A country that is a lapdog of the European Union>A country that uses the Euro as its only currency>An anti-Russian country>Anti-colonialist country>anti-UK country
>>219046580the players are fit x
the one singular cheb
>>219046516That'd be good as many people myself included don't like doing business with non whites
>>219045642My group of overpaid metrosexuals can kick a ball better than your group of overpaid metrosexuals and any suggestion to the contrary shall result in a fist to the face.If by any chance you happen to live in close proximity to my town/city, then firstly you and everyone in your town/city is inbred and you shall be greeted with a glass bottle to the face and then a fist.
>>219046564Comic Relief in 6 weeks Diego, are you excited!
crikey mate it's going to be 36 didgeridegrees tomorrow, good thing i've got an esky full of tinnies
>>219046608Ancient gimmick
>>219046517I wonder what happened how it happened and why it happened
>>219046608Liechtenstein
>>219046631fuckign hell deosnt half come aroundq uickbut no im not excited hahanot watcehd that tripe in yearswould rather stare at a blank wall at this point
Sister and brother both ignoring my Facebook messages and leaving me on read
rightoff to the pub
and the very latest from escortlad?
Remove red cards from soccerAllow fighting
>>219046642for a start she's wearing different clothes and the pic is from a different angle with different lighting
>>219046666coopers?
>>219046449get some sherry in him and he will
>>219046608Birria tacos and some horchata please mate
woman at work's husband went on holiday to thailand and it was really hard not to say anything about prostitutes or ladyboys when she told me
>>219046670Got patched by his siblings on Facebook
>>219046640I feel sorry for you.But the European country I want must use the Euro as its currency, have its people elect their leaders, and be a country without any kind of colony or external territory.>>219046646Liechtenstein is a monarchy and does not use the Euro.So Liechtenstein doesn't count.
>>219046656Youre literally a nonce they probably want nothing to do with you
>>219046670moping about feeling sorry for himself
cabnt stop getting hard
>>219046656you are such a weird little mong
Anyone else reading Sajid Javid's autobiography?
>>219046678because he spams posts multiple paragraphs long that are full of his buzzwords and random word capitalisations just like he's giving a speech and will only write long angry posts moments after something happens
>>219046704Okay 190
*rams my fist into the arse of an eskimo and pulls out a poo covered can of beer*
>>219046720Why on Earth would I read "wahhh, I'm brown, wahh"?
>>219046720never stop pissing and moaning about racism do they
>>219046720Rorke THROWING the laces back at his mom because they’re not yellow
>>219046569qrd?
you can be anything you want anonymously on the internet, and still you're a massive spastic retard nobody likes. Just demonstrates how you bring it upon yourself and deserve the bullying.
>>219046757>momFOY
>>219046758>qrd>>>/pol/
>>219046766melty
roightoff tae poob
Massive big black cocks destroying tiny anglo Saxon and Celtic pussies am I right mates?
>>219046766are you talking to me?
>>219046766>, andFOY
>>219046678He comes up with the posts and states them aloud to an aide who then types it out, there is footage of this during the election
>>219046737Yeah but this thing today about the monkey obama video, for some reason everybody assumes he personally made it or something. Like this 79 year old man went on to a video editing software programme last night and made this clip. I just dont think many people have thought about the idea that Trump probably isnt making or even thinking about these posts
>>219046560Yeah? Just applied to the bank of mum for a loan to get a new soldering iron. The first step to my dream has been taken whilst you're here putting other people down and projecting your own lack of agency onto others. That's you made a right pillock.
>>219046704Finland uses the Euro. I don't know what their opinion is on ladyboys, assuming you are one.
Rorke dancing around his room and basically having a ball!
>>219046787good post
At the pube
>>219046743This will help themhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euro
don't know how to feel about the PlayStation's graphics. ugly dogshit or soul....
>>219046813Add a heating gun too lad.
99% of all posts on /pol/ now are just back and forth depressed zoomers spamming "you're seething". they're so fucking boring
>>219046831tried madriit was decent tbf
>>219046859All the action is on X formerly twitter these days
>>219046831alone I take it
>>219046516Those businesses tend to operate out of the back of a van these days. So you build a workshop and put it in the back of a van. Then you drive to the customers house and fix their appliance in the back of your van or in their house.
>>219046859you're seething
>>219046816Why would Finland be the ideal European country for me?
>>219046720idgi blacks never moaned this much about muh racial abuse
>>219046832quora never loads for me
>>219046859Go tell them, not us. Stop being a seething coward.
>>219046907grow up
lf Epstien was alive he'd be so proud to see /pol/ desperately defending rich jewish nonces and their friends
>>2190469303 million files released and not a single piece of evidence points towards any noncing at all.
looking good
>>219046749>>219046750>>219046903He was a child being bullied you freaks.
>>219046831lovely drop that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtcHOW DID THEY KNOW
>>219046921In other words yes you need to grow up. Stop crying to us and reply to your bully on /pol/.
>>219046942you know epstien literally confessed to being a nonce and hiring girls for noncing years ago
>>219046942He literally admitted in an email to Woody Allen that the girls were underage.
>>219046942There was that email about getting a little brazilian girl in, which said she was cute and sexy. That one's a bit damning
>>219046975You have a lot of growing up to do young man.
>>219046949scraniel!
>>219046188A man can dream
>>219046949She was happy to stay till you whipped out the ol' hdmi
>>219046952it's fine, I don't hate him. He wasn't as insufferable as Braverman, patel or sunak
>>219046981>>219046988>>219046989nooo he did nothing wrong. he has avra in jpgs ok!
>>219046842Why not both? FF9 is pure, unadulterated SOVL. Spawn looks like ugly dogshit
Mad how Farage is in the Epstein list but everyone's kicking up a fuss about a man who already resigned
>>219046981>>219046988>>219046989Ah yes those 22 year old adult women in those adult parties on the island. Wheres the 10 year old trafficking victims again? Wheres Bill Clinton raping little boys and all the fan fictions. It was all made up, you've been done lads
mad how all my political opponents were on the island
>>219047021I don't think it's acceptable to sexualize post-teen young girls
>>219047009HOWLING how this was so perfectly predicted>>219047021
2018: All my political opponents touched my bum when I was a young actress!!2026: All my political opponents raped kids on the island!!When are you mongs going to catch on
the left's greatest enemywoody allen
>>219047030this but all the gusy who stole all the girls i liked and or were mean to me
nice tea with dogberg
another week wasted
>>219046151I thought as much. I'll wear my expensive under armour pants on her first day back
It's going to be a BBQ chicken pizza and cheesy chips for this girlie
>>219046952and he's still ruminating on it decades later so he can whinge about racism
>>219046949>penthouse apartmentnice
I'm nervous of Diego. Heard so much about him and his legacy on other boards!
>>219047087grow the fuck up loser
it's funbag friday
Mad how Epstien was arrested and did time in prison and was on on the sex offender register for no reason in 2008 and then was arrested again and killed himself years later for no reason in order to protect no one from the nothing he did
>>219047107wtf???
>>219047110turn around you cunt!
>>219047087You're a man thoughbeit
>>219047110my ideal woman3/10 face with big chebs and nice arse
this is giving me anxiety and I'm not even therehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6XQA6HjBTw
>>219047030but none of your allies!
I believe all politicians and billionaires rape kids, even the ones that are aligned with my views, this is why I don't trust any of them and nobody gets my support
orange juice and metals have been consumed
>>219047110bobfoc
>>219047083why don't you sort yourself out and avoid wasting next week too?
>>219047167How's it this busy at 6pm? Do none of these dossers have jobs?
get it made
just destroyed some cunt on reddit
>>219047191grow up mate you're not funny
>>219047193>Liverpoolwhat do you think
>>219047171Same with musicians never expected any more of them than to be deviant narcissistic perverts so im not disappointed
>>219047205trying help you sort your life out
>>219047193I posted it at half 3 and it was just as busy
im starting to think that israel is actually cool it's da jooz vs literally the entire world everyone hates them and theyre still winning
>>219047198Redditors don't have souls
new>>219047257>>219047257>>219047257
>>219046859> You're seething!> No, you're seething!> You're a faggot!> No, you're a faggot!> You're projecting!> No, you're projecting!It's the same on /b/
>>219046900Only you can answer that, but it fits some of the criterias you stated.
this /brit/ was brought to you by raid: shadow legends
>>219047179Not heard that in a good while
