snog edition
hi
SEX
eating a russel group burger
paedo on the botnet under the german flag tonight
been up farting all night
it's over
wow that last thread went by quick
>>219047257if her looksmatched (i.e. a 3/10 guy) did this he would be arrested
>>219047257nasty pig
just shoved my arse up my cock
anime
Love how the French cuck drives his wheel into the other's back wheel
>>219047287>>219047289she's the most fuckable woman on the planet
Going to make my own language up and forget English
nth for WHITE POWER
wake up to the sound of rain on my dulux skylights, get soaking when im out from rain blowing in my face, dark all the time, everyone is miserable. At least its supposed to be a record breaking summer this year.
>>219047317which records is it going to break?
>>219047317brown hands typed this
britishers ROCKED
was the message sent? a clue gained perhaps? no? oh, well then.
(8) baby you might need a seatbelt when I ride itI'ma leave it open like a door, come inside it (8)
>>219047287quite bold to be making such harsh judgements of women's appearance considering youre a virgin dont you think?
>>219047285How the fuck are all the greys getting into the country? We're an island.
>>219047332Bruce mate! Get down from there NOW!
cant stop laughing at my own wit
>>219047332What's that then? The outback? Did wee Aussies dress up as spacemen and pretend to be on the moon?
>>219047357unfathomably low iq post>reee if you're ugly then you're not allowed to realise anyone else is ugly
>>219047331I've never lived anywhere but this miserable damp island and neither have my family
playing a bit a gran theft aut'a with me daught'a
12 month ban for this
>>219047361tribal squirrels
what would you do if you had a son and he came out as trans? reckon i'd kill myself
wouldn't mind a german gf
>>219047399Britain has highways? I thought Britain was a collection of small towns on a little island somewhere. Where are the horses?
LISA NEEDS BRACES
gay son or slag daughter?
Modern 4shit
Sometimes I want to play RuneScape again but I just don't have the autism for it anymore
samir you will break the car
>>219047430is the son a top?
>>219047430gay son
>>219047399Imagine being so jealous of his skills that you'd actually report him to cope. Street racing laws should be unenforced.
>>219047361they latch on to migratory birds and drop in from the sky as far as I know
>>219047427We have more motorways and busier motorways than you do you obese creature of the americas
i dont come here after a long day of work to be bulliedbye
why is heatherpaedo pretending to be diego then? did he get bored of his pub live stream?
>>219047430both so we can all do coke together
>>219047432hehit do be like that
>>219047468grow up mate
>>219047416be happy for her and support her in becoming her true self
>>219047484v godo post
louie you're not well
i've got a dashcam and always report drivers who put my life in dangersometimes i purposely hog the middle lane and report undertakersalways reports browns no matter how trivial their infractions are
>>219047432Spain and heathermong and mousey are all real though. Diego aswell unfortunately.
>>219047285It's been over for a long time. People are obsessed with feeding pigeons and grey squirrels.
>>219047501I will gain access to your room via the window
>>219047507They just bin your reports btwNuisance reporter
>>219047496ahem...the message? was it sent? was a clue gained?no? Ah. Well.
>>219047257>chicken standing on a ball On /sp/ if you talk about these people (the Yid Army) you get banned
vp9 webms play just fine but vp8 ones don't when I have HW acceleration on in chrome. bizarre behaviour.
>>219047526wrong. i called the police to report drunk driver and saw them get arrested. that's year ban and potential prison time.
>>219047287
>>219047553hs?
ooohhhh did spaki and 190 have a melty and was heathermong there and then did diego show up too and they all had melties did they?
>>219047565heil satan?
>>219047532ok>>219047580dont know i just got here
nobody wants to be the chode of the chud
>>219047587???
i'm a white ass nigga going hard as fuck
craving a sloppy joe
on my LG call my team we assemble
cant believe i still play rs
>>219047615looks shit. just have a peng cheeseburger like a normal person
>>219047257if she lost a decent amount of weight she'd be fit
Are my posts visible? Am i shadowbanned
Why was I born in the 21st century
do you like MY CARMY CARMY CAR
*dribbling spastic voice*A-AND THEN MOUSEY WAS THERE TOO AND HE POSTED POKEMON AND EMPLOYED WOMAN WAS THERE TOO GRRR LOL
just had quite the little chat with catberg about his recent behaviour
>>219047642we have a purpose it just isnt available yet hold the line
>>219047580Yep. They did
>>219047655fucking screaming
>>219047656the source for that song is non-existentsad!
Not sure what to do. Feeling restless
im going to the big sainsburys(that has no security!!) and getting like 200 worth of food(frozen) then if they ask for my id(for the lighters/ROCKSTAR) ill say its in my car(which is in LONDON) and leave so the indians waste like 2 hours putting the food away
>HE POSTED POKEMON*Pocket Monsters
>>219047615so this is the so called gay porn burger
>>219047705blog on snorelord
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>>219047697Kinda sad I'd like to listen to it :/Probably some kind of nightcore tho
>>219047705oh i am scuuuhREEEAAAMIN!
Curious... I have been asking about the new thing of 4chan asking for email registration on all boards and suddenly I can't post because of a range IP ban...
Will the real Diego please stand up
true..
>>219047778>yor fadda... he ded
you doing anything for Valentines Day?
>>219047804never heard of it
got the new dan snow video on
>>219047804shagging my own arse
>>219047804might organise a cheeky gay porn gangbang
That's it! I'm too bloody hungry to send the message!You can't make a hungry man send a message!
got denied bennies award
>chicken tikka dhansak>lamb bhuna>saag aloo>pilau rice>chilli naan>bhajidon't mind if i do
>Camp leader jailed for drugging and abusing boyswait.. that's illegal?
polish people be like >szqęvłozgrynaxorymna vźrąqexylantyzacja xozvyrmęszczelarników pląqvexoryzantycznych
>>219047903TWO curries?Pig
since quitting drinking it feels like i am extremely wealthynever used to buy expensive food or anything but had no problem spending £100 on a night outnow i'm treating myself with that money and it lush
miss when youtube was good i mean look at all this shit
>>219047940mine is a lot more racist than that
the notepad++ situation
>>219047940for me it's scroll deep
>>219047916welsh people be like>llaffygernchwifla heddlynffyn aberllaffywnapwllafyngra
>>219047956amirite?
>>219047940As always ..Let`sGive ita Go !!
>>219047959welsh people be like>I'm cum rag
>>219047924ordering one curry is bizarre behaviour. choosing to have a half as interesting meal for what reason? i'll get two dinners out of the order and both of them will taste better.
i reckon kids who grow up without screens will have cognitive abilities than kids who grow up with screens
>>219047977
>>219048006>.<
Where's carlyTRANNY?
Why do Reform UK endlessly push pubs and drinking culture? I csn only assume it's because unhealthy slobs who vote for them spend all their time in pubs.Alcohol is bad for you and pubs are a bad environment for anybody. I hope they all close.
>>219047997bir curries are just differently flavoured base slopso you got the same curry twice (and twice the poo particles, sir)
>>219048003you're one of the latter i'm guessing
the clunge is in!!!
toby went live earlier and nobody tuned in :(
>>219048050Nige doesnt even like pints he drinks wine for pleasure and beer for photos
bummed rorke in the toilets of the flying handbag in blackpool
>>219048050I guess it's seen as masculine
when you do a good job, you never hear about itwhen you do a bad job, you never hear the end of it
>>219048050Farage doesn't even drink beer. He drinks wine in private but drinks beer for the cameras.
>>219048003>kids who grow up without screens will have cognitive abilities than kidsyour own inability to type a coherent sentence making your point
>>219048058not a looker in the house
>>219048060serves him right he knows where his bread and butter isnot those uma freaks
>>219047800>mum in hospital again, in pain a lot these days>go and visit to spend time with her>ask nurse auntie skilled biscuit eating visa “where’s mum?”>“she ded she take medicine make go ded”>“there must be a mistake she’s in for surgery”>“ah we make de mistake this one ded oh. why you no write down on yo mudda chart you no wan ded?”
kids who grew up without phones:https://youtu.be/xS8xX3usi4c?si=g2aOpl7WkaUZ4Jyz&t=86
>>219048050thanks moshin ali
>>219047958his wife is cute
>>219048052you can't taste the difference between chicken and lamb m8?
>>219048115wish i was middle class so much
anxietyberg is becoming a real issue
the raped
>>219047307Watched that live, very based
>>219048140you a smelly pikey?
>>219048050Because it’s British culture you brown terrorist shitstain
>>219048145what do you mean? how does it affect you?
>>219048050Probably because Labour abandoned the working class yonks ago so they want to appeal to that demographic.
>>219048192foster brother
>>219048101Imagine playing videos of the youth of today 60 years from now.What do I fink the YouKay is going to be like in 50 years bruv? There is going to be some mad peng tings. You get me?
>>219048185um
>>219048182notice the only cringe reply was from a yankFOY
>>219048167norf fc povvo desu
>>219048209>There is going to be some mad peng tingsThis is not even far off. They literally speak like this in London these days.
>>219048209these are posh kids though. If they talked to working class kids from the 60s they'd have hideous accents too
>discover a song>become possessed by it>have to listen to it 50 times>eventually get sick of it and then only occasionally listen to it from then onwards
>>219048106raped
>>219048101She was right, things are utterly dull.
>>219048218Notice how the one I triggered is a dog shit colored muslamic terrorist paki FOP
>>219048115what the fuck is that outfit though
every single /brit/ poster is white except amer when he shows up
>>219048277the raped
>>219048101>kids who grew up without phones:go ask your parents about this rather than spamming YouTube videos you utter bore
>>219048209
>>219048301I know you're autistic and struggle with this kind of thing, but it was a reference to an earlier post about kids growing up without phones.
zoomers be like 'what the sigma is a book im finna ask my 67 AI machine!'
>>219048209>youth of todaybig fanhttps://youtu.be/Ra-XZAYW_vs?si=pFTzjafB3HWwK-Nk
awwh yeahit unc time
>>219048101honestly is mad how lovely english used to sound
>>219048241It’s the private school children who speak like that now
>>219048369190 was Epstein-coded (that means he was a nonce)
>>219048355I never had a PS2 growing up so I always wondered if Metal Gear Solid 2 was good.I really loved the original on PS1 which I did own.
1960s privately educated posh english rose with cute accent sex arse
>>219048355where the fuck is ace combat
Is this what happens in the pub?
Hard to believing there is a jumping and sharting American somewhere barely managing to type his angry letter about his supposedly virtuous country
COME ON FOREST!!!!!!NO COME ON LEEDS!!!!!!UP THE TOFFEES!!!!!
Hate on Sir Keir Starmer all you want but his legacy will be millions of free school breakfasts for all children
>>219048389190 was a diddyblud?
>>219048421shitting nora
>>219048421PHWOAR CORRR!!!
Wish life was more like a Carry On film
>>219048464>>219048467Total vaginal slaves Embarrassing
crazy how zoomers and late millenials think being a fag is cool
>>219048477
>>219048484it's her stinky fart arse i want on my face not her pussy
>>219048477currently have a female supervisor that likes to use Carry On levels of innuendo, begins to grate after a while though
>>219048484raped paedo brother cock slave
>>219048421Ohh Matron
Raiders Of The Lost Arse
>>219048524It must get hard working with her
People don't say chuffed anymore
>>219048531
>>219048531Try again you hit the wrong target
>>219048510i have a stinky fart arse
fancy coffee beans arrived yippieee
>>219048564
Rate the supper
Heil HitlerMein FuhrerDu bist ein Engel
>>219048585Lol @ ur life
>>219048576They're fair trade beans aren't they Leftypol?
>>219048564mind blownneed to start using this phrase
>>219048585looks pengers
Leftypol drinking slavery-wrought non-fair trade third world coffeeRorke drinking cruelty free carbon net zero english tea
>>219047285Its a metaphor for us. The imported grey (browns) are killing off the native reds (whites).Predictive programming type shit.
>>219048640Screaming
the singular american poster is especially cringe tonight
>>219048640enlightenedcentristlad drinking water
>>219048585Meal of an alley cat
>>219048585i'd eat the bread but rather starve than eat the rest of that shite e
>>219048671>>219048148>>219048185>>219048300>>219048531Not cringe in the slightest, is it?
>>219048250For me it's having the exact same songs repeatedly playing every time I'm steaming and occasionally introducing a new one in
>>219048690Why do you add fake typos to your posts do you have a typing quirk
But when we say it, it's an antisemitic conspiracy theory?
Funniest part is how easily youre baited by avatar use and you keep falling for it thinking youre somehow superior
just read this>Many physicians have seen how two patients of similar ages and with the same diagnosis, degree of illness, and treatment program experience vastly different resultswhat do you think about the will to live? is it bullshit or if you have cancer or are old and going to die do you think you can will yourself on.
>>219048703
had to work a bit late but thought I'd just be sending emails so started on the cans but ended up having to sort some real shit and I was a bit steaming talking to my manager and think he knew what was going on
The pub is the worst place to go to pick up women because they're all frumpy fat frizzy-hair dehydrated borderline alkies
where's ariana enby
raped meltdown
>>219048557I see what you did there and I appreciate it
Been writing as a black woman a lot on the net so people will read what I write which is funny because women are supposed to be dumb
What if you became an A&E doctor in England but actually saw patients and cleared out the waiting room Would they fire you for being too efficient
>>219048730It doesn’t mention the underlying health conditions for each patient but I reckon genetic sequencing and AI are going to open up a huge array of hitherto undiscovered treatments plans personalised to the individual
>get bullied from 3rd grade to 8th>realize if i stay quiet and sit in a corner no one one would bully me >don't ever socialize or talk to anyone for 8 years besides family coworkers and a girlfriend i met online i am kind of lonely
gamers RISE
>>219048730the treatment "programe" especially for cancer is still basically chucking poison in the hope you kill the cancer before the personit's completely bogus system and sheer autoimmune chance not "treatment" is the variablewe just dont know all the actual hidden varaibles about their illness and immunological health etc
going live on my twitch channel now lads haha
>>219048801Blog on
>>219048791genuinely if you get a white british doctor here you know your condition is serious
>>219048801>i am kind of lonelymaybe it's because you keep posting in the wrong thread
hence why you've only ever had brown ones you hypochrondriac
redownloaded overwatch for the first time since like 2017 and already spent the past few days doing nothing but playing itbit of a productivity killer while im meant to be on the job ‘unt
>>219048726jonathan pollard was the jew who suggested palestinians should be moved to ireland of all places lmao
>>219048789give a sample
>>219047501thats almost my name and i am not well
cancer treatment is bollocks try praying instead
>>219048847Me and friends had a period of playing it nonstop daily and it was fun but too easy with a full stack We tried marvel rivals and stopped after one game kek
there are grown adults here who still play video games...
[somber, inquisitive music playing]
>>219048861great post
Where's canslad?
i'm upset with youapologise
refreshing the thread every 5 seconds to say something mean about every post they make award
[Agent Smith voice]: Peter Mandelson….
>>219048869will never touch rivals, never watched any marvel slopdont even have friends just like playing as junkrat in qp and annoying people
>>219048894>he refreshes the thread>he doesn't have 4chan-x daft cunt
>>219048894That's our diegz x
>>219048908stopped working on chrome x
BLACK MAN reacts to THE SMITHS
>>219048850He openly said that Jews will always be more loyal to each other than the nation they are in.
>>219048825Ok I am about to start steroids but no one will sell to me because I am below 25 and they think it will make my mental state worse
>>219048920>he uses chromeoh my days rorke
>>219048933:)
made lunch for my nan's book group todayrolled out the "chopping onions have never made me cry, i just don't find it that sad" and i had them roaring
wen u at gherkin and dysons out of order LOL
>>219048949the elusive pint gf
Sajid Javid seems like a good man and this is so sad to read
>>219048964posted it again award
When that lad was talking about being in the cadets and another lad there taking it up the arse from the other cadets I was going to post>never knew diego was in the cadetsWhich would've pissed diego off and he probably would've fucked off by now but I got preoccupied and didn't do it so in a way it's my fault you lads are suffering now
>>219048960>gerr..
we're all on 4chan xt
>>219048949/brit/ cries out for a pint gf
>>219048976bizarer psot
send the messageposting on 4chan all night and drinking is not a good use of your timeyou have to be proactive.
>>219048847i'm tired of pretending overwatch isn't fun
>>219048924
can't believe women in porn will get shagged up the arse and then get shagged up the fanny with the same cock a moment later, seems like a one-way ticket to getting a UTI that
>>219048956LOL
The current suck
going for coffee with not one but two solid 7.5/10 toil lasses next week, compared to how I was a few years ago I'm a straight up chadstill get visibly shy around the 9/10 supervisor though
bradley poster SCRAMBLING
>>219049018AYO DIS WYTE BOI DANCIN WID FLOWERS N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
might kill my own self like
>>219049027nah i get poo in my willy hole all the time and it's fine
>>219049027your compatriot savannah bond talked about it and said she got an infection but it was "soooo horrt doing arrrse to pussey"
>>219049035how the fucku managed that then u boring bloggin redditspacing freak
>>219049032I'm on that nigga whiskey from the hood
>>219049059thank you for supporting the australian slag industry
>>219049059yeah it is hot tbf
3 minute gap on a friday eveningsign of the times
hey hello
wish jessica ryan would dye her hair back to red she looks shit as a blonde
eating chicken tendies in my childhood bedroom
you don't get poo on your benis or in your bagina if you don't engage in sodomy
Starmzy hanging on for dear life. Will he go?!
been watching american civil war filmsfunny because the extras are mostly reenactors and while the union ones seem fairly normal the confederates are mostly fat rednecks lmao
test
any jobsworth man in
where the fuck is everyone?
Having a beer and playing some Fortnite. It Friday x
Smegma does not have an independent, necessary biological purpose.The idea that it “serves a purpose” is mostly a retrospective explanation, not evidence of a dedicated function.There is no mechanism that signals “we need smegma”, controls its amount, and causes dysfunction if it’s absent. That alone tells you it’s not a true adaptation.
>>219049066both of them happened to leave the job around the same time but wanted to remain in touchall totally platonic of course but its still good practice for chatting with attractive girls
>>219049100She got an Indian husband?
austin powers
too stupid to really understand books. just finished reading The Stranger by Albert Camus and I really don't get what he was trying to say other than being aloof and killing a man will get you the death penalty in 1940s Algeria
>>219049167isn't it just a natural buildup of dead skin and sweat? It's not like the body produces it out of some kind of gland. The fuck are you on about
>>219049168my man talking to girls and talking to girls as a potential boyfriend are two completely different skills and being toog ood at the first will only cuck you with the second my G
willies williesi liiiiike willies
>>219049148>jobno
disrobe the helmet and clean the smegma with your intermediate phalanges
farted around the toilfu earlier. really need to fix up my diet because this isn't the first time it's happened either
>>219049244>>219049244
scranning a paki burger>>219049193it's an absurdist novel. basically answering the question of "why live?" with "no reason lololol"
>>219049042>anonymous modebut how do you harvest seetheposts
>>219049202Don't worry, I'm fully aware of that. This isn't a "harmless nice guy" scenario, we talk about sex frequently and do a bit of playful flirting with each other. Only reason I haven't tried it on is they're both sadly taken
Want to go for a run tomorrow morning but I know my alarm will wake me up and I’ll just go back to sleep cuz I’m a pussyhole
>>219049258i hope your parents die
