amelie edition
>>219049252i fart all the timelike especailylw hile dancing i'm like a lil wave machine in the pool but it's my bottom shaking around haha
a pint of poo if you please
got an old edition from the 40s called ‘the outsider’ instead of ‘the stranger’like the cover more you see
I had a dream of tree in Wales.Someone cut it down, but it was alright.
>>219049244
>>219049244amelie is a fantastic filmit's french but you can easily work out what's happening most of the way through
Forgive me father, for I have sinned
girl at toil really is not into me
DVD regions
>>219049285
*loiters*
an ice cold, refreshing Sonic Ocean Water™
>>219049199Yes. But a lot of people mistakenly say that smegma serves to lubricate, moisturise and protect sensitive tissue, provide antibacterial defense, and maintain a “natural balance.”
>>219049322australia confirmed as a 4th world country
>>219049319scream thsi has bene me in every environment i've been in with girloseven when i think they maybe dont hate me and i ask them out they do actually hate me and are disgusted by me and say i made them feel ucnomfrotable for asking them outthis is the life of an ugly man
us
>>219049343i have never heard anyone say that
Lot of parallels between Crime and Punishment and The Stranger when you think about it
at the pub saying that smegma serves to lubricate, moisturise and protect sensitive tissue, provide antibacterial defense, and maintain a “natural balance”
>>219049243
i'm sorry for being mean to you
good frieren episode this week
Reckon Trump is about to bomb Iran. A lot of military hardware headed that way, including RAF planes
never had smegma because i shower more than once a year
>>219049343These claims are post hoc explanations applied to a by-product rather than evidence of a true biological function.
mental that australia has a work program that puts naive young fertile women in the hands of old smelly farmers
it would be funny if it wasn't so sad
>>219049350get them housed, fed, and wanked
>>219049343I think there is some kind of biofilm microclimate inside the foreskin that helps keep it moist and healthy. I remember reading once that you're not meant to use bodywash/soap directly on your willer because it removes the biofilm
Ok I will buy it!!Somebody stop me! Aha
>>219049405Still need to watch last week's
the crazy think about dating a 31 year old when you're 18 is that now that I'm 27 I look her up on Facebook and she's pretty much middle aged with a husband and a child
>>219049425Staying in again?
>>219049454>facebookwew lad
>>219049451haha thats what the mask says in the mask
kek it really does look like a snickers barhttps://x.com/chlolunaa/status/2018857285758628150
>>219049285>>219049326vile
Id like to join the army, but wtf is this? I dont want to be in with groids.
he was just another man trying to teach me something
>>219049477They look awful.
>>219049486why did you feel the need to share this?
>>219049244*holds up spork* erm the hecky
>>219049372they only hang out with me because they are forced to by toilwhen time's up, she goes immediately to go have fun with other people
hate being from the north of ireland i post under this stupid flag
>>219049498you'd be lucky to be in with people going by that ai rubbish
>>219049535the gyaldem and baddiedem freaks get off on the idea that people might wank to the same thing as themweird sexual perversion innit
>>219049498they look cornish to me
a void instead of pantiesmakes me fucking sick
>>219049498Isn’t navy or marines better than army in England
Rorke listening to Cherish The Day by Sade while he watches videos alone
>she got dat yung yung, dat fresh fresh, dat smoove smoove>she got dat yung yung, dat fresh fresh, dat here we go
>>219049451
>>219049575Can't build boats anymore due to woke
>>219049498be glad they're dei, they're the last place you want to see white men being targeted
I see the mongs that posted in the old have arrived
>>219049425Oh MY days
>>219049575I dont like the idea of being ordered to a submarine and I once got seasick as a kid so the idea of the navy doesn't appeal to me, even though they have the best social connections. I'm too old for the marines, they want kids.
So this is rorke
>>219049597vocaroo it yodem
the scran as it were
>>219049244>>219049293Stop advertising foreign things
>>219049635>He took selfies, dressed in his cadet uniform, giving a Nazi salute, with the caption "Heil Hitler" and took an image of himself with a noose and the caption "kys [kill yourself] f****t", along with the numbers 1488 - a code for a white supremacist slogan.screaming
>>219049631Aircraft carriers don’t rock with the waves though
Name for a new girl band "The Intactness"
just seen a call to invasion
>>219049426need a smelly australian farmer gf
>>219049643Damn. Looks just like a crush I had at sixth form.
>>219049643
intermediate phalanges threatening the intactness right now
why do brits pretend to dislike the french?
>>219049695mad how utterly sexy some women's faces are
>>219049683LOL
>>219049710Because they’re wankers
>>219049672scremewhy are they like this
I can't be bothered filling in the captchas to report them Can someone else do it?
sportsball is starting. you can all scamper off now.
>>219049675
>>219049728ad hominem, not an argument
leftypol cheering this on
>>219049751Of course it wasn’t an argument, it was a statement
Cadbury screme egg
>>219049750sahcreaminglooks like an oblivion character
might go mental
>>219049776decent yank post
this is no ordinary loveno ordinary looove
>>219049769in what way are the french wankers? bet you don't even know
>gyaldem and baddiedem freaksit's literally one girl
the best egg is actually the reeses peanut butter one
Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer, Leftypol.
>>219049792
Did you lads know that smegma serves to lubricate, moisturise and protect sensitive tissue, provide antibacterial defense, and maintain a “natural balance.”
the simpsons movie is 20 years old next year
>>219049752was the ritual successful and did they ask what stocks to buy, must've been the african epstein
>>219049825remember watching it for the first time on a dvd from a blockbuster
fuck bum
wanking to straight porn but with only men in it
They spamAnd fightThey spam and spam and fight Spam spam spamFight fight fight The Mousey and Deegsy Show!
>>219049782Can't unsee it
issa smoovidem dey pop smoove out
>>219049825went to go see that with my mum
>>219049845i watched it on pirate
>>219049825marge will be voiced by a cement mixer in the squeakquel
>>219049855choon ngl
>>219049825i watched it in a cinema that had an intermission and people serving choc ices. im unc
>>219049816Tomorrow I'll finesse the foil with my intermediate phalanges
>>219049643>>219049695Mid>>219049690Your crush was mid
matt groening is in the epstein files
>>219049928scre
>>219049928am
>>219049918Jenny was an angel. You shut your whore mouth
>>219049928in
i can hear my flatmate brought his black gf into the kitchen againmight go in and take the piss out of him again
Rorke is doing something based and cool. Meanwhile, Leftypol is doing something stupid and gay.
>>219049935is he really? I know it was rumoured but I haven't kept up.
>>219049942>no
>>219049928g
>>219049935D'oh!
>>219049960A mid angel
>>219049966hmm are you sure>>219049963>you shitposting here alone incel on a friday night>jhim shagging a consenting womanahh yes he's the "loser"state fo you
Rorke's listening to Cherish The Day by Sade is he yeah?
Is software engineering a good career to be protected from AI in the future?
Desperately needed to do a poo todayFinally got home and got it doneBut some of it still hasn't come out yet and I can feel it in my guts. Seems like that will be tomorrow morning's poo
>>219049847reckon that's what they call sex arses up north
>>219049971Is it empty kek
>>219049942
>>219049928scoom
out in fal tomrorow night if any fit trans girls want to hook up starting in the pakcet station then moving to mangoes
>>219049991reform gonna send you to africa
fallen in love with a yank girl i met online and now i'm worried every day that she's going to get shot
>>219049971mad bastard cant stop capering with his phalanges
rorke doing something racistleftypol sucking a willylet me know what you guys thought of this joke.
>>219050000pootoil never ends
>>219049928rooar
why do tesco security guards always look like a locked character in a fighting game
>>219049498They're Irish diasporaAll have Irish mums
>>219050040first good post of the thread
>>219049991mate he is a fucking loserhe's a dickhead who couldn't tell you what the inside of a shower looked like if you asked himhis gf looks like she just came fresh off a dinghyhe blasts shitty music into 3am every dayfuck him he's a cunt
>>219049985no bully pls
morning lads
>>219050053I live in scotland, it's like 95% white here, and for some reason the lidl security guard is a massive fat black guy
This was a good Diego Day!
>>219049998regardless of ai, don't get into it unless you enjoy iti love writing code but am trying to get out of the industry asap
>>219050026better she get shot than you know...the other thing...
Can you help us find Ivy?Ivy, aged 15, was last seen in Bondi Beach, about 9am yesterday (Friday 6 February 2026).
>>219050053rather racist post
really starting to deteriorate physically and mentally lads
>>219050069grim still mogs u tho my man >>219050085thanks la barely been here tho haha and not going anywhere quite yet
>>219050053https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/185506547/#185507855
>>219050074alri cobber
rorke packing his 2 litre pepsi max and morrisons bakery cookies in his drawstring cex bag ready for his day out on doncaster town tomorrow
bond-eye beach
>>219050107
>>219050094ate by a shark
>>219050094can really tell she's going to be a total minger when she's older so it's probably best for all involved if she's been unalived
>>219050094>bondi beachshot dead innit
>>219050074yeah nah g'day cunt scarnon
>>219050114cor go get em rorke
>>219049674They do in the North sea. You ever seen the waves from those oil platforms? Container ships going down. In any case id have no say where they send me. I suppose it wouldn't likely be Ukraine.
>>44950384 you are not paler than me you swarthy little shit
>>219049928creaming
far too many australian flags in the thread right now
>>219050037>...she got dat fresh fresh, dat smoove smoove...
*sprays Shit Spray into an empty Milk Tray box* Does anyone want a choclit??
>>219050152all me
i'd honestly hate to be a teenager in the current year. must be really tough for them.
>>219050152good. they're all fucking based.
>deiYankbrain
watching Speed (1994)
bopiler making noises again. soon it may explode
>>219050091Stabbed?
[YouTube] Funny Fart Compilation 2026 (embed)
might buy a pass so i can post on a british vpnno one here will ever realize never.
>Aussies get up early just to post here
>>219050084blacks are intimidating
>>219050191watch Heat (1195) instead
>>219050152got them all filtered. only have uk and american flags unfiltered because I like /cum/ sometimes
>>219050191It's sad at the end when they all die
>>219050217thought this was Northern Ireland for a moment then
Ghostbusters (1884)
drinking again
THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP!
>>219049825mental. i remember smoking bongs with me old mate woody in some bushes in the cinema car park before the movie, and again after then going to a burger king to try and get with girls.
>>219050217
>>219050218And we love them for it, don't we folks
Poo Seal Roaring
>>219050248the lad from toy story?
Our sacred NHS
ever go for a piss in a public urinal when there are other people around, and that's embarrassing enough already, but then a loud fart slips out while you're pissing?
>>219050239
>>219050248BLOG ON NEUROTYPICAL
>>219050224>Heat (1195)Has it been colourised?
>>219050248alright buzz aha
>>219050273Shan't be using a public urinal in a balkan shithole
my internet is chopped cuh
Well I've turned into a cunt now who asks people "where were you on 9/11?" when I used to cringe at that dull shit questionWould any of you uncs like to share about how you first heard about the attacks on 9/11
It is your duty to report the parasite
Gym all weekPub all weekendMy body is in a careful stalemate
>>219050274right well that is obviously the Metropolitan Borough of North Tyneside right there
>>219050267no i dont know what you mean
>>219050240BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GODO
bfberg's going to be a sullen cunt until he gets to shag my arsehole
>>219050273too shy me I hold it in. old blokes don't give a shit though they just let rip and you don't say anything do you. wish I had that confidence
>>219050307i was -2 years old
Don't trust this fella one bit
>>219050307lad from my school was born on the day
>>219050307mum was watching the news on TV of the aftermath and i came into the room to presumably play with blocks or Thomas the Tank Engine or something of the like
>>219050295who is buzz?
>>219050307Blog on you fucking boring cunt
>>219050273I don't like using the urinal in China because other lads come over and try to take a look
>>219050329John Travolta on a madone
>>219050329Just drink lessFor me I can't have more than 4 pints because the weekend will be ruined for me
>>219050342wtf the fuck is that
>>219050348And what of your arse, was it shagged?
>>219050307Heard about it during science at school, was very concerned about the the effect that the "world trade centre" being destroyed would have on the economy (guess who turned out to be autistic after all). Don't really have any memories about it following that except for many years later when Billy from Eastenders was stuck on a train and it being 9/11 made him chill the fuck out
>>219050370ever shag them up the arse?
>>219050247careful now
>>219050324oi
>>219050307just googled it now, wow that's crazy, how did I not know about this
Phony people come to prey..
>>219050307didn't know about it until the next day at school. too busy playing wwf no mercy on my N64
>>219050090why
>>219050307was at school when it happened and dadberg was listening to the radio when he picked me up and it all sounded very serious. when I got home every channel had news on instead of the usual sabrina the teenage witch and I was fuming
cant stop boozing can i
i don't remember where i was because my memory is shit and i can't even remember a few weeks ago
Dennis Hopper just blew up Jeff Danielsthe movie is so slick, like if John McTiernan and Paul Verhoeven made a film together
>>219050401THAT is RORKE???!!!
>>219050401
>>219050248Not mental nor even remotely interesting
today the sun set at 17:01it won't set again before 17:00 until the 25th of October:)
>>219050424not even his final form
if you lie forward with your head on the floor and your bum towards the sky, you can do farts that immediately get sucked back into your rectum, and then you can keep reliving the same fart indefinitely and it's very satisfyingmust be quite similar to how it feels to get shagged up the arse
>>219050378bogged russian lass she
>>219050401>skchuze me, yew dew know yewer breaking the rewles here dontchtcha?
>>219050307I arrived home from high school and saw it on the tv. Surprisingly nobody at school had talked about it. So I found out at 3-3.45pm UK time. I think one or possibly both towers were still up.
>>219050443luv me lanky freak lads
>>219050443*screams like a howler monkey in celebration*
>>219050420screami hate it but it be like this
>>219050443look out he coming for your greps
>>219050446>>219050476strange autist
>>219050443obwa!
>>219050307I was on mine potty taking a poo whereupon learning of the towers I grab hold of mine poo, smeared it all over my little Albert and commenced the greatest cum in my life
>>219050461I saw a slideshow on tiktok the other day about a fella achieving enlightenment by sitting on a volcanic vent and letting the earth diarrhoea lava into his arse. I think you'd like it
>>219050307I have a funny story about it but it's to funny to share here and think I'll save it until I start a podcast/ let's play or become a streamer
>>219050461least braindamaged australian post
>>219050511>railroadFOY
>>219050476do zoomers over there still give a shit?
When the last WW2 survivor dies, can we stop talking about it and pretending like we care and wearing poppies and shit?
wasted most of the day binging the three body problem on netflix
>>219050423you seen this?
what you drinking then lads? on the vino me
>>219050446the global megacapital of neobelfast (pop. 11 million) in the year 2100
cba eating it's over for me
>>219050527>tiktokFO14YOG
>>219050567cherry squash that i stole from my flatmate's cupboard
>>219050562the problem being you her and the man who she likes
>>219050567on the voddingtons myself
>>219050564wtf is this David Lynch reject actor aah movie?
i'm not drinking at all mecutting it right down
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1770136673067849.webm
>>219050564lara flynn boyle was so fit back in the day, shame she's catastrophically bogged herself
>>219050567sucking a stella
>>219050567Ukrainian vodka, peychaud's bitters and blood orange & pomegranate sparkling beverage over ice.
>>219050494reet deegssee you at french house later for a half ye?
>>219050562is that actually a space show or does it have nothing at all to do with space
>>219050638its about china
>>219050567barefoot pinot grigio and four pints of kronenbourg (stella artois was sold out at the local 'o-op)
>>219050567Getting some peroni down meThough giving it all up for Lent soon
>>219050616blog on snorelord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzxeFfm0GGgGot this on to lull me to sleep
>>219050621remember this female from 15 years ago
>>219050567grape ecto freeze daily super greens
Imagine if all British parents and teachers were replaced with American onesIn one generation the UK accent would have changed completely
nah someone said "Socradeegs"
>>219050672If she tried it now she'd give herself black eyes lol
>>219050616Good man
Ace of Base - Happy Nation :)
>>219050621post more jubbly wubblies
>>219050632haha not been out in old gay soho since last yearmay be time for a return...but it coudln't possible bef riday nighr giht!!that's my home alone everyf riday night time!!>>219050638first one is a lot about china a little about physicssecond and third are much better with more interest in political theory/warfare and more theoretical physics
>>219050638I've not finished watching it yet but there is definitely space stuff going on. Just none of the action is taking place in space, but it's all about space. Still pretty good
Got the Cuppakat ASMR on haven't I
>>219050681he is worthy of the name
Up to 20k in my Stocks and Shares ISA lads x
>>219050678Already happening. Majority of under 10s have a yank accent thanks to noted antisemite Ms Rachel on youtube
>>219050638a good chunk of the second book/season and most of the third book/season will be in space
>>219050564got it downloaded, haven't seen it yet
>>219050678leftypol wants this but africans instead of americans
>219050604unfunny joke that won't get a (you)fuck off boring bastard
>>219050567currently sinking newky browns, will be moving on to whiskeyberg soon
>>219050714Put it all on weekly spy calls aha
body?
>>219050749well that's not you because the filename clearly says 23/07/2025
>>219050749why did you post a photo from july
LIARKILLERDEMON
Timothy Taylor Landlord ale is fucking rank, I tried it on an internet recommendation for a steak and ale pie and regret it dearly
>>219050786it is me it's the last time I drank newky browns which was a while ago
>>219050621
might kill myself
>>219050811Ah I see, can't wait for summer now you've posted thatEnjoy lad
>>219049928
>>219050806Draught is decent, off the shelf is not great
>>219050828Not on a Friday night you're not thinking clearly right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsRz2L-lUZQGot this on to lull me to shit
>>219050715>noted antisemite Ms Rachel on youtubenever heard of this
>>219050855>>219050855>>219050855New
new?
>>219050828https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NqAIYnj43k
i got with them mothafuckas though, showed them niggas who's gangsta, bruce nigga
