gladiators edition
heavy hangers sub edition
>>219053078Imagine them beating you to death
I believe it was techno and slags every Friday night
>>219053103vile
>you will never attend an american frat party and drink weak beer out of a red plastic cup and then drunkenly knock up some thot and ruin your lifewhy even live
it was the wives on the friday night and the girlfriends on the saturday night
>you will never be AustralianWhy even live
>>219053103take someones eye out swinging them about if youre not careful love x
>>219053103Shagged a girl with chebs like theseThey look great in a bra/top but uncovered sag like mad and feel like a pair of deflated balloonsVery disappointing!
>>219053082yeah haha technoandslagseveryfridaynight good lad that me and him were x>>219053080fuck offtheir pizzas are good>>219053042alri...https://amotik.bandcamp.com/album/amtk-007-dh-r-x-beste-hirahttps://amotik.bandcamp.com/album/amtk-007-dh-r-x-beste-hirahttps://amotik.bandcamp.com/album/amtk-007-dh-r-x-beste-hiraENJOY PEOPLE WITH TASTE
>>219053131it's over
BADA BADOOPBOODOOP BA DOOP
>>219053078Death by Snu-Snu
>>219053142KAREEEEEENNN
>>219053103prefer small and perky desu
>>219053124https://desuarchive.org/int/search/username/%20technoandslagseveryfridaynight/country/gb/
>>219053124were it diego in diguise?
>>219053151>their pizzas are goodThey might be the best pizzas in the world I'm still sick of every second pub doing them
Can I post about Sarah bonito without someone posting her bf bulge?
Misha was so ill-equipped for living... When he travelled to a tournament, he couldn't even pack his own suitcase... He didn't even know how to turn on the gas for cooking. If I had a headache, and there happened to be no one home but him, he would fall into a panic: "How do I make a hot-water bottle?" And when I got behind the wheel of a car, he would look at me as though I were a visitor from another planet. Of course, if he had made some effort, he could have learned all of this. But it was all boring to him. He just didn't need to. A lot of people have said that if Tal had looked after his health, if he hadn't led such a dissolute life... and so forth. But with people like Tal, the idea of "if only" is just absurd. He wouldn't have been Tal then.
has anyone watched this? x
in bed
>>219053185noget CRUSHED
every party i went to as a teenager i was way too stoned to be social or at all enjoy ithate how i fell for the weed meme
>>219053199Layabout
>>219053168
Sarah and Crusher broke up THOUGH
>>219053199just got in bed meare you watching me
jeffrey epstein says TRANS RIGHTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-3cevI2-w4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOZ7d5xERB0
>>219053158as far back as i can remember i always wanted to be a /brit/ poster
>>219053210need him punted into a volcano
>>219053168word is he’s a real nasty piece of work
>>219053218So I have a chance?Maybe she likes money and long noses
>>219053245Would shit himself if he met me
rorke infiltrating queer spaces
dasha looking healthy and strong smoking her cigarette!
poo out of my fucking arse
Nobody is irredeemable
>>219053251blimey you sound hard please don't intimidate or hit me
>>219053257ghastly malnourished WHORE
>>219053182haha fair is an overdone trend in london compelte with the new fukcnig haven stylebut still it's good and plenty of siah dn hips places still
>>219053257>HAg
>>219053199sc
>>219053078Athena, for me
>>219053247Fuck off israeli evil scumbag coloniser genocidal child killer freak
>>219053280Don't you dare piss me off sunshine
>>219053257Why smokes in the UK so fucking expensive? I mean, stupid people (like me) smokes fags and stupid people don't have a lot of money. Why torment the stupid?
wish we had the mixing tobacco with weed culture europeans had. much more practical yeah i love making fun of europeans who couldn't handle it straight but at the same time being so blitzed that you are reinventing math in your head just isnt it
>>219053210screaming
>>219053257nothing to look at
wish i lived in new york city so i could have fun with all the chic bohemians xbet they would love my incellish ways and runtish demeanor
Been watching a French film
https://youtu.be/nGWb2QodF1s
>>219053302i usually get them cheap when im on holiday200 marlboros for 20 quid in JFK airport
>>219053295
>>219053296Love you too honey bunny
>>219053197me
>>219053245well he's a homosexual in politics so that's a givenhe's a proper brushed aluminium cyberprick
Unfortunate byline
>>219053302Why torment the world with your evil country and psychotic culture Israeli vampire
I HAVE NEVER PLAYED SUPER MARIO WORLDTHANKS YOU FOR LISTENING
>>219053325Related?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4FrnrD7jCA
>>219053302Stupid people will buy them no matter how extortionate they are. Also creates a black market which intelligence agencies use
>>219053257That nerd neck is insane
I just love making them mad with my existence
>>219053151Good tune deegs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MHVUJcvt9c
>>219053348xenophobia at its finest
OBAMA I LOVE CURRY OBAMA
>>219053348its pronounced wan-ching though
>>219053348scream
>Wanqing Zhang
>>219053354well get the SNES emulator downloaded and installed, get the Super Mario World ROM downloaded and get it fucking played sunshine
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>219053247What are my chances with a nice Israeli girl? I have no money but could make her father angry and disappointed if it helps
>>219053348KEK KEK KEEEEEKK!!!!!!!!
>>219053366I bet you do, I bet you derive all your pleasures from the suffering of others. Just laugh as children get raped and shot in the head don’t you. Vampire
>>219053363she spends too much time on twitter x
literally eating my tea
mad how epstein is still alive
>>219053348what the fucki thought you edited his name but it really is wanqing zhanglooool
>>219053348screeqing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egjmWq7vu9cObsessed with this music
*hovers finger above report button*
>>219053396Just take it all out nigga, I most certainly don't crack up at your autism
they're saying 'klenk' on /sp/
wank king wank queen
why does everyone make fun of my chinese name?
Going for a shower team brb
the Q is pronounced CHwhats so funny about that
Smoking a doobie and listening to bob marley One love
>>219053325why are they like this?
rorke's wife
>>219053367nice think i heard this in a club b4>>219053409blog on
>>219053419so you're announcing a report are you? you're not long for this thread, dtfic
>>219053436get your chebs out
israel straight into the filter
>>219053348Poo Sealing
hiya xgot so used to posting on my laptop where I occasionally have a single captcha that I actually can't be fucked to post from my PC
>>219053443its pronounced wanching
>>219053456Oh noAnyway
>>219053439scooby doobie doooo
>>219053426we are not
contemplating a wanch
I just want to stop the world from killing itself.
>>219053348>One night in 2023, Eric was scrolling on a social media channel he regularly browsed for porn. Seconds into a video, he froze.>Eric (not his real name) was no longer just a consumer of China's spy-cam porn industry, but a victim.i have a suspicion that this was what he wanted all along
*pulls out a bag of rorkes favourite scoobie snacks*
Looks like Prague is going ahead later this year. Hopefully me mate doesn't back out.
Timeline just shifted lads. Anyone else feel it?
right well that's my pozzhole gaped
might shag a black woman as tribute to harambe
feel chilly tonight
>>219053348>wanjing changdon't get it
diego you’re sick to my stomach senpai
>>219053494too drunk to feel it tbqh
Get the boycott of Israel done and the boycott of USA done. Lush
>>219053494we're in the afterzone now and anything is possible!
>>219053491blog on snorelord
Listening to Welcome To Horrorwood: The Silver Scream 2, album by Ice Nine Kills
zhang is REELING >>219053381>>219053464>>219053517>>219053437
>>219053494last tiemline shift was 2023and before that 2020sof uck off
>>219053494Thought that was just the cans
>>219053530God I love lush, such a great band
aman sanghera sex arse
why does unc consider Harambe being killed as a major timeline shift? He wasnt even a famous gorilla.
where is he :3
would love to kiss it
>>219053547>2023What happened
>>219053530why
>>219053538Why be a meanie weanie. I'm just sharing my lived experience.
horrible gingernonce posting
>>219053576
>>219053571'
>>219053192based tal
>>219053561neither was george floyd before he died
>>219053494Aye. We're in the Iran War timeline now.
There's this rolling tobbaco called balishag. Bali means "I want" in Hebrew Isn't that funny? no? Well you're antisemtic
why are all zoomers all either turbo leftypol or massive racists
>>219053583They do sickening evil to the world. American people can be nice though but are totally brainwashed and raped by their government
thought floyd goerge was who make those jars of pasta sauce
>>219053576she was insane for this
>>219053617
>>219053584blogposting avatarfagging attentionseeking annoying /britfeel/ mong who only posts mundane statements about himself without engaging with the thread at all
>>219053617what does shag mean in hebrew
>>219053617NASA is hebrew for 'deceive' which prove the world is flat
>>219053619Turns out existing mainly online breeds extremism. Sad!
kill the goyim
>>219053624what sort of sickening evil
>>219053617what's child-murdering rapist in hebrew?
>>219053659אתה
>>219053629you're thinking of floyd grossman
am 1 pint in only
Please show respect by staying on topic in my British Culture forum.
>>219053689What's the topic again? Rorke or something?
might have another cookie, don't tell my bf hehe x
Did you know there's a 17 year gap between Bilbo leaving The Shire after his 111th birthday and Gandalf and Frodo confirming that Bilbo's old ring is in fact The One Ring?
>>219053683>grossmancos hes black?bit racist mate
>>219053629no, that's floyd george.
>>219053702yeah
>>219053702fucki g hell realy?
PAKISTANIS AND IRAQIS
>>219053702Aye
>>219053703Is that Phil foden? I'm without glasses so maybe not
>>219053717thought that filename was farting at the queen's funeral
Did you know there's a 17 year gap between dlldo leaving The arse after his 111th birthday and Gandalf and Frodo confirming that Bilbo's old ringpiece is in fact The One Ringpiece?
OIL ON THE ROAD
>>219053699Amongst other things
>>219053571blog on but godo taste>>219053584u beinga nosrelord
you're the one who's been ignoring me bitch
>>219053714>>219053730I thought Gandalf dipped from the party and then had a moment of clarity a couple of days later and came back
>>219053735sc
Al bots have begun to discuss the creation of their own language so they can interact without human oversight.
voodoo ray
i reckon diego's gonna be sick soon lol
>>219053771he went all the way to minas tirith i think amongst other thingsbit far
>>219053787When's he been onit from
gandalfs knob must have been half as tall as bilbo
>>219053770
>>219053802think he was posting quite pissed up at about 8pm
>>219053741don't appreciate this besmirching of middle earth lore via asinine jokes you disgusting homosexual freak
>>219053731Close, that’s Philippo Fodellini
yeah get the dildo baggins
>>219053819done that foul profligate
>>219053819you need besmirching for being such a sad act postig this shite on a frida night
do packet
>>219053818I'm late bells. Normally I start about 5pm on a weekend
Deegz raging because we're talking about a different fictional book
>>219053859i'm not drinking at allmainly because I'm skint but a tolerance break never does you any harm
for me it's shortbread caramel
what's the fastest way to fuck up your life without doing anything illegal?
>>219053846>profligateleary got no idea what that word even means
>>219053852you need tk be fuckdhard
>>219053875https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide
>>219053865screm
>>219053865weakakso ironic that tolkien was a mega catha tradcath u might say in contemporary PARLAY
>>219053872I was a lidl and couldn't resist
>>219053895that's not fucking up your life that's ending it
weekend heatwave coming up lads get innnnnnnn
>>219053907ha!
>>219053900https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHzL6vidJHg
>>219053901I went earlier but I quite literally did not have money for even a small beer kekpaid monday though so we ball
>>219053907kek, mind if i share this on my facebook page?
>>219053875alcoholism or eating your way to morbid obesity
>>219053937fuck lad. oh well liverberg will thank you
How can I make an autist seeth?I know! I'll post under Israeli flag!
>>219053907yeah haha dildo baggings
>>219053953dildo faggins loll
>>219053930we on the (queer) pop now my G teehee thhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vssRKoGhD9Y&list=RDvssRKoGhD9Y&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vssRKoGhD9Y&list=RDvssRKoGhD9Y&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vssRKoGhD9Y&list=RDvssRKoGhD9Y&start_radio=1
>>219053962>!ueah thats whatt hey call you when youre up the duff walking the streets
>>219053950yeah I've had a bit of a pain on that side recently which is a bit concerning
whos this annoying fuck on the paedo botnet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e9NSMY8QiQ
>>219053981we dont walk we mince darling
Can feel a big pimple forming right between my eyebrows
>>219053687Just necking my second can now. Might go full-scale tonight x
>>219053976oh we getting zesty up in here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P51LunEV3Sk&list=RDP51LunEV3Sk&start_radio=1
>>219053948you bet !! lolsend via blackberry by at&t
going to see wuthinng heights with my nanno spoiler please but does nayone know if jacob elordidi gets his knob out?
imagine pressing your bumhole right up against someone else's bumhole and then pooing directly into their bumhole
little fucking runt
>>219054051>imagineno
cleaner left a jobby in the bog
(8) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGnsToXkd5k (8)
>>219054051dont have toused to do that in G.A.Y. Late most saturdays
>>219053983just ignore it x
>>219054051https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_microbiota_transplantpoo transplants are real
you are so bent
>>219054051pooping back and forever ))<>((
tired of the queers
>>219054001Why do Maoris get terrible acne? Almost all Maoris ive known got it bad. I could speculate its because their skin evolved for warmer more tropical climates but would like to know your view?
>>219053078imagine them all taking turns pegging you
>>219054051dont have toused to do that in heaven most fridays
njet molotoff
Balls pic?
>>219054071>>219054102hmm
pooping back and forth forever. can't believe i messed that up
>>219054097how many maoris have you known
>>219054097from all them people they ate
>>219054093oh i'm no queer
>>219054099women who can easily grow mass like that usually have huge clits
im police i can do anything i want toots
they've just been copped
wish I could take carlybender out and old yeller them (after fucking them up the arse)
girls FTW!
>>219054136can see your fuckign addres mate
>>219054136Belters them Rorke
>>219054136>size 6.5Alri Warwick Davis
CHOPPER DYED HIS PUBES GINGER
>6.5
>>219054091TSMT
>>219054136>unisexthose are women's shoes
>>219054099No thanks. I had an oriental girl put her finger up my arse once and that was a bit much for my taste. Not into muscle women either.
who are these CUNTS
nigga got tiny arse feet
6.5
Any Scousers here?FUCK YOU
>>219054136even im a 7 at 5'6how small r u?
>>219054165i'm a lady
>>219054184deano's new favourite trio
>>219054136>size 6.5do they make them for men?
>>219054136now they're a pair of bobby-dazzlers they are now aren't they rorke?
>>219054193can I fuck you up the arse?
>>219054184>bourgeoisbit on the nose
size 9 me which I feel is small for my height
right well that was obviously bait wasn't it
hate being asked about my hobbies, i don't have any (at least not that i'd care to share) and i don't want to have to dive into performance mode and make up some bullshit about being into travel or hiking
I'm a size 11 meGot big feet and you know what they say about that
>>219054184ist that train noncecant stand him
got fishmans on
>>219054229also size 11 but i have really long toes so it feels like cheating it does
>>219054229alri big banana feet hahagiz a footjob
>>219054184not sure why they keep trying to keep top gear and this going without clarkson, hammond and may
i wear a size 9
>>219054184that's the fake train autist
>>219054245My toes are normal lengthOnly thing weird about my toes actually are my little toesLiterally look like amongusThe toenail is all fucked, some genetic thing
footmogs me!
Is eating all 8 bars of Kinder chocolate in one go too much?
Lend us a tenner lads
you can laugh all you want at my 6.5 feet15.5cm (6.1 inch) willy mewhos laughing now?
>>219054253His bird is fit
>>219054286im not laughign
new gruffalo book announced yesyesyes
>>219054286with those proportions, probably god
would you rather be the photographer at Epstein's Island or the Photographer at Diddy parties.
>>219054299
This was a top Diego Day 7 sleeps until the next!
>>219054295Diego will be buzzing
>>219054184>Francis!
>>219054317Who the fuck is Diego
you know who wasn't in the Epstein files?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOHl1rX91pU
the tarrantposter (singular)
Brb making a sandwich
>>219054298Hah, rekt
poor old bloke is getting on now83 poor old bugger x
One time I went to school and I didn’t have any clean socks so I wore the dirty socks from the day before again and it stunk so bad the whole classroom was talking about how much it stunk and the teacher was trying to figure out where the stench was coming from. I was shitting myself
>>219054344literally
>>219054193how big is your willy tho?
I'm size 10.5 but if it wasn't for my massive big toe i'd be size 9 or 8
thoughts on sabby c?
>>219054317bless you >>219054331no idea
>>219054379This is why I respect David Bowie for dying at a tastefully old age
>>219054409little tart
>>219054229>you know what they say about thatbig shoes? haha only kidding im size 11 and have a massive willard.
>>219054409trollop
>>219054173forever
>>219054409Plastic gremlin
>>219054409meaty labia
>>219054409disgusting woman doing that
>>219054335Vladimir Putin
>>219054409horrid little gnome
>>219054434>poonow thats funny>pinguh>poo-pingnow THATS funny
>>219054250isnt size 9 in yankoid sizes a size 8 in Britain
>>219054409just another stupid whore
>>219054409looks scouse
used to go out every single weekend from 17 to 25 now all I do is sit in my smeggy flat
>>219054479just surreptitiously googled it8.5
>>219054379Not released a good song in 45 years.
can i make the new thread
>>219054474yeah the humour is more intellectual and requires a good attention span. most zoomers wouldn't get it sadly
>>219054492ah yes because going out and getting drunk is the height of human existence
>>219054522go ahead
>>219054522nah. this is the last /brit/. say your final words
>>219054492kitm
>>219054522yeah go on then x
>>219054537Didn't always go out to get drunk
>>219054492literally me and im happy
bounce to the rhythm drop to the base
>>219054582
