coventry edish
>>219054582looks a bit like some kind of animal penis
willies
twice i tried to make a new and fucked up the captcha. never again
>coventryEw.
Any welshers itt? Whats the best part of wales?
Does anyone remember when that woman had a panic attack on live TV during the election a couple of years ago? I remember watching it and started having a panic attack myself. It was brutal because the interviewer didn't move on for ages. Thankfully nowadays my panic attacks only happen when I'm having a conversation with someone I don't know that well.
https://youtu.be/IlNZlGWegcc
everyone from kent is a cunt
>looking forward to the Six Nations all week>Ireland got BTFO>looking forward to the Olympics Opening Ceremony all week>it was extremely midDARE I be optimistic for the T20 world cup on the morrow?Dare I NOT! Then there's the bloody yank eggball on Sunday.
>>219054648ktim
>>219054655>Olympics?u wot m80
On me third can, might just start necking them now x
>>219054648UM x
>>219054655>Then there's the bloody yank eggball on Sunday.comes around too often that thing. i dont even know who's in it this year
>>219054653up the medway posse
>>219054678Winter Olympics The white man’s olympics
>>219054409She's a Scientologist btw, look it up.
>>219054680AI this innit
2020 was a gay year
one of the worst nights sleep i ever had was in Coventry. the novotel hotel in February 2020, a week or so before that lockdown madness happened.
Got the JAV on
>>219054728it was fun until october and then it started dragging
Islam is a religion with many toweing intellectuals like Ibn Khaldūn, Ibn Rushd, Ibn Sīnā, Al-Ghazālī, Al-Rāzī, Al-Khwārizmī, Ibn al-Haytham, Al-Bīrūnī, Ibn ʿArabī, and Jalāl al-Dīn Rūmī.You should respect Muslims and Islam.
>>219054640>panic attacks only happen when I'm having a conversation with someone I don't know that well.they arent panic attacks thats anxiety attacks
right im suspecting americans are filtered because im only seeing gingerfreak posting here nowhate to see it
>>219054721Nope. Them titties are real af x
gay mong story hour is it
>>219054728I kicked off 2020 with a two month old who WOULDNT FUCKING SLEEP
>>219054754>toweing
>>219054733eh? whats that? I thought novichok was good for sleep thats what the russians like to use!
holy fuckCaroline Flack hung herself
movie comes on the telly... and its about freaky looking lesbians
Going to the loo
>>219054775>it's real
>>219054762all the people who say 'slept like a baby' conspicuous by the absense
>>219054793poo?
>>219054804Yes. For the 5th time today. Is that weird?
>>219054795
>>219054601>>219054648>>219054795
Kernowqt please respond I'm sorry
>>219054755I see. Any advice on a cure? Also what do you think happened here? Go to 01:13:25:https://www.channel4.com/programmes/britain-decides-the-rest-is-politics-gbox/on-demand/76837-001This is exactly what I have except I have it much worse.
Might just fuck off that wizza and order a webab wrap instead. We're keeping it old school tonight x
>>219054769Novotel is a French owned international hotel chain. I didn't pick it, toil did. I didn't want to go to the bloody Coventry conference in the first fucking place. I wouldn't stay in one again. There was a lot of noise in the night, the bed was uncomfortable, the telly tiny, the heating was fucked, and worst of all the dust set off my allergies.
>>219054814I think that's healthy
/brit/ is full of demon schizos talking to each other from Hell.
lil jon son died
wanking to that girls shoe picture
>>219054846why do you need attention so badly
>>219054894ah right. who's that then
>>219054894YYEAHHHHHAHOK
look out all x
>>219054894guess he was a lil done
>>219054655>>it was extremely midit was good if you were expecting Beijing 2008 well that's just too optimistic
I like the idea of /brit/ then I come here and it's shit
sir Caliph al-Ayylmao
>>219054894Okay
watching norton. does he have it written into his contract that he has to have at least one total screaming bender on every week?
>>219054900Why do you keep giving me attention?
>>219054921
>>219054733I had a terrible one in a travelodge in Sheffield. Got to my room there were bloodstains on the bedsheets.
>>219054841i don't have a channel4 account
Don't need to take stuff out my bag at heathrow any more what a time to be alive
>>219054956weck wourself waggot
>AH
why does everyone wear these jackets now when did they become the style
>>219055004wait really?*phone bill suddenly shows a slew of calls to pakistani numbers*
getting some really good TikToks tonight
>>219054943imagine watching graham norton and complaining about the guests being gay baka
dire dire cocks
always rock a denim jacket
>>219055022 Have a trim. A Rubicon. FFC chicken shop. Link with the geldem. Allow the internet. Cotch early. Beef more. Stop gassing. A blem. A peng ting. Fresh garms. A chirps. The ends looked. The muscles hench. The bars flowing. The feds shook. A bossman, safe. A mandem enjoyed. A par given. A German whip gained.
>>219055028'
IM A FUCKING NIGGER
>>219055048always rock denim or leather fuck it I have rockstar vibes
>>219055075alri A Fucking Nigger
>>219054680why the fuck do I never see foids with tits like these in real life and I'm outside every other day
>>219055105germans dont have tit genes
>>219055110vile image
Why is nobody talking about Epstein?
>>219055138What would that accomplish?
sir schleswig holstein
Peter Benjamin Mandelson was born on 21 October 1953[6][7] in Hendon, Middlesex,[8] the younger son of George Norman ("Tony") Mandelson (1920–1988), advertising manager of The Jewish Chronicle
denim jaisket
>>219055170makes you think, doesnt it?
>>219055138he called me a nigger on Xbox Live in 2008 because i wouldn't let him be gunner in the Warthog
juden peterstein
Epstein was just the middle man
>>219055138crackdown after they found out mootykins had a chinwag with him live in 480p
shh
>>219055203evil goblin
>>219055138does every single thread on every single board need to be talking about the same thing at all times?
>>219055235is the secret she wants to bum her?
>>219055009You first baby x
could you eat an entire roast chicken in one sitting
Epstein referred to us as "the goyim" multiple times in emails and no one cares
>>219055235How does he do it?
The schizo theory of yesterday is the common sense of today.
In 2025, London recorded a total of 9,744 reported rape offenses, averaging roughly one rape every 54 minutes over the year.
>>219055271no
i'm tired of using technology
>>219055275death stranding 2 STILL isn't on pc
look at him go
>>219055327just watch it on youtube, that's what Kojima prefers people do anyway
which japanese car brand is the most virgin you think lads? mazda?
>>219055271yeah if i have eaten light that day
>>219055325most things are technology if you think about it
>>219055314You got a source for that you ice bootlicking nazi bigot?
wathow does rape go up massive after brexit
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770373533529364.webm
>>219055361my diary aha
>>219055272We don’t care paki jews love us gentiles
decided i want to be an astronaut lads, how do i sent my cv to nasa?
Lindybeige decided to spend his Christmas holiday in Ukraine.Major nonce vibes. Why on Earth would you holiday in a country at war.
do you sing, master hobbit?
>>219055375larp larp larp
>>219055275Fomorian vs Milesian
>>219055397nothing wrong with being a nonce mate
>>219055327here is the dust from pc the other day ahah
I had a dream last night that I time traveled to the past to see some movies that I wanted to have seen while they were in theatersTurns out I went to the wrong point in time and all the movies showing in theaters were dogshitThen I just left and woke up
>>219055397for the content
>>219055399>NIGGA HEIL HITLER
>>219055399CAN YOU MOVE IT LIKE THIS?I CAN SHAKE IT LIKE THAT
just did one of those poos that hurt my colon as i was pushing it out, felt like a nice solid one though, would've liked to have seen it before it got flushed but the bog water was all bubbly and it obscured the view
>>219055375why is he not cancelled for playing a spacker autismo character when he's just a normal middle class twat. isnt that ableist or something
i stayed up too late now everyone is weird
Rorke listening to musicLeftypol not listening to music because of chakras or whatever
What the fuck Like seriously, what the actual shit
you lads ARE excited for SNL UK right?
>>219055432>theatersFOY
>>219055375im sure he does love his trains but the whole thing seems like a put on
Had tendy wendys and waffles for din dins was lush
>>219055399Them baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the straps (With the straps)She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (Ayy!)She hit the flo' (She hit the flo'), next thing you knowShawty got low-low-low-low-low-low-low-low
>>219055486cinema is what posh people say here and im not posh
>>219055484I'm hyped to the max! I can't wait to see what heckin racisterinos they make fun of from the Reform party of miscreants
>>219055483nice vague posting
>>219055487well yeah obviously.should've got angelos epithemiou
>>219055483obviously because our definition of a sex offence is stricter than it is in other countries + other countries don't even bother recording sex offencesdo you think cameroon or any other african shithole is accurately reporting their data?
>>219055374because you decided to take refugees despite tanking your economy for the right to not to
>>219055514more like Deform haha
the diligent policemen of botswana
>>219055483Covid-19 casualties? We at /brit/ always regret the fallen who should've taken the vaccine
>>219055399SOMETHING INSIDE SO STRONGI KNOW THAT I CAN MAKE IT THO YOU'RE DOING ME WRONG SO WRONG
since when did that far right lad who got kicked out of his house by his dad have a missus?
>>219055514I am unironically looking forward to the /tv/ threads. i just know it is going to be cringe kino
>>219055483wow i didnt realise brazil was so safe!
>>219055514i want a sketch about how the anglo saxons are the actual immigrants
It's called "Metal" because it's "harder" than "Rock".
>>219055432I've seen a few classic silent movies in the cinema with a real wurlitzer organ playing the music, it's the closest I've ever felt to travelling back in time.
>>219055483>>219055515That's on me being stupid it's from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_statistics>Unlike other jurisdictions, such as Australia, much of the US, and many Western countries, 'rape' in the UK is not a gender-neutral offence: it is an offence that can only be committed by a male against a person (female or male). Also the UK has not to date[when?] followed the trend in many Western countries of classifying acts other than penetration with a penis (e.g. penetration with an object, finger) as rape. These must be prosecuted under the other, equally severe, statute of assault by penetration.>>219055524Even so it's nuts, especially since our rape definition is so specific. It's the highest of any western country that have much broader definitions of rape.
>>219055559long knives kino incoming
Henry VIII was black
The media's telling me I should be raging over this Obama monkey video but also refusing to show me it
did you all get kicked off /pol/ for being passive aggressive pussies or somethingwhat is all this vague snide nonsense
English boys luv Italian girls
>>219055483>>219055374
Unreal kinose from lady Victoria hervey
>>219055573>fat>lecherous>violent>loathed
heard about this alky woman who would drink at least 12 beers and a bottle of vodka every single day, how the fuck does she afford that in autralia?
Going bed times now team
going to rewatch cowboy bebop
>>219055578To me it's just Drumpf doing something you 'shouldn't' do but he's doing it anywayMany such cases. So I don't give a fuck
>>219055616but that's all sexual offences, this is just relating to rape, which in the UK is the penetration of a woman or a man by a man with a penis. Why is UK rape still so high it doesn't make sense
>>219055636Could never finish this. Definition of style over substance. Wolf's Rain is much better
>>219055634night night
>>219055618Female moment
>>219055648rape is a sexual offenceif they all go up rape will go upcapische?
>Why is UK rape still so high it doesn't make sense
>>219055648because it gets reported more
A tripfaggot just made a post. The gravity of the thread shook for a second but then returned to normal
>>219055654>Definition of style over substancelike how you pretend to be a woman?
>>219055654you should sign up and donate blood tomorrow
>>219055673Crazy these little fuckers are now central to our economy
Are you all drunk or something
>>219055699kektim kektim kektimmmm!!!!!!
>>219055699yes and smokin weed x
>>219055578because anyone with half a brain cell would tell straight away it's a screen recording that autoscrolled to the next video - the Obama one, and therefore disproves the allegation to begin with
>>219055677
>>219055699Was going to but I'm two cans in and awful reflux probably won't finish them all.
>>219055680I think the hospital is closed during the weekend
>>219055699>219055699no im just mentally handicapped
>>219055726your dads dead LMAO
>>219055726ah well you can sign up tomorrow and donate on Monday
why the FUCK would a hospital be closed on the weekend you tard
Giant Haystacks sex arse
knives outangela rayner will be our 2nd megaslut prime minister before long (liz truss was first)
hi lads, just wondering if there are any shaggers in. I'm a 30+ year old incel
>>219055750licensing laws
>>219055768had sex 15 years agowhat do you need to know
I find it mental how no matter the day, no matter the time, heatherpaedo is here, he's almost ALWAYS posting
>>219055782what's it like to have sex with a woman? perhaps she loved you at that moment too. how did that feel, to you?
>>219055768I was but then I caught menthol helf haha
>>219055760Liz was NOT a slut
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv2VIEY9-A8Soooooo this is considered the peak of SNL (US) and it's not funny at all. I wonder what a modern British imitation will conjure up?
I'M FURIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>219055798Genuine nutjob
Thoughts on the win?We lostThoughts on the loss?Shit
>>219055821Maybe we do need digital id so all his posts can be linked to him and he might finally get sectioned
not long till christmas
>>219055815that's funny
>>219055798ktim
Dread Pirate Heather
>>219055815Saul Goodman wrote this
>>219055799felt pretty gooddon't remember much outside of that, but she ended up breaking my heart and i've been dead inside ever since
>>219055791raped paedo
>>219055760scream
>>219055857>Saul Goodmanwith a name like that i don't even need to look at his wikipedia early life
i'm drink
>>219055841fuck sakemay as well give up and plan for 2027
>>219055841
>>219055768glad to see im not the only virgin around here
melty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3gbisdtJnA&list=RDB3gbisdtJnA&start_radio=1
>>219054841That didn't look like an attack to me, just a nervous person not used to being interviewed or speaking in public under circumstances of perceived pressure and getting tongue tied, unless i fucked up the timestamp. Honestly to give an adequately insightful answer would require at bare minimum one 2000 character post but probably two or three. Instead ill say - short answer there is no one set cure. But it is important to know the difference between an anxiety attack and panic attack. Then treating the symptoms, prompts, and foundations of anxiety attacks. Treating panic attacks is far more complex. Also as ever living healthy, meaning good diet and exercise helps.
The only logical explanation is the uni students are just that smart now
>>219055815David Spade looks like a 36-year-old who looks 17
>>219055858cheers mate. hope you have a good Friday night and may you shag again someday.
>>219055886S'all good, man.
>>219055908who's that zesty lad
>>219055768i'm a 20yr old shaggershagged around during first year at uni
watching old louis ck clips from back in the daythose cunty daughters of his that he talked shit about must be of breeding age by now
>>219055048This country hasnt the right climate for denim jackets.
>>219055880you avatarfag as redheaded children that you want to have sex with
>At the University of East London, firsts increased from 10.9 per cent of degrees in 2010-11 to 35.7 per cent in 2023-24. At the University of Durham the share of top grades increased from 18.4 per cent to 39.6 per cent over the same period.
um
>>219055961layers, lad
>>219055955that's rorke
>>219055952posting here every day is essentially freeing yourself? you're literally addicted to being called a raped paedo, like a junkie saying you'll just have "a little bit"
eating a pot noodle (bombay bad boy) now
you keep crawling back every time you promise you're leavingnobody interacts with you except to abuse youyou are mentally and physically raped67
found that i can counteract the opioid constipation by eating meatless meals
>>219055989ai slop
>>219055931>durhamapparently all the kids who would have gone to oxbridge are now going to durham because they don't like oxbridge political correctness being taught to themmore talented kids = higher grades
i shouldve been born into peasantry under a local lord i am not meant for the modern job market and employment process
Henry VIII mentioned
>Patrick Ba-Tin graduated with £42,000 of debt, but in spite of making regular payments now owes £72,000 He's so pissed off you can see it in his face fucking kek
I am the most powerful /Brit/ poster
>>219055999Had one of those carbonara buldak noodles earlier. Phwoar they're right spicy
>>219056032I love them ones but I've had this in the cupboard for YONKS
henry was a good lad
>>219055760I don't see ginger minge lasting much longer than lizzylettuce
>>219055956Why are you here? You're posting with bitter uncles. Make the best use of your 20s that you can because you'll probably start getting physical issues in your 30s and life will become a massive pain in the arse
>>219056048Why do you keep posting images of this child?
>>219056026The student loans system is fucked.
>>219056028Nah you barely post anymore
>>219056048>just a little bit of crack. i've essentially freed myself from it.
Reminder that Nigel Farage is in the Epstein list and yet the far-right media want you to be angry about Mandelson
On me 5th can. Feel a bit wissed nows x
>>219055956>uniDoesn't count. Try keeping those numbers when you're 25 grinding Hinge for 4 hours a night.
>>219056026Ba-Tin, what is that, Cornish?
>>219056055because i have no matesi'm suffering through my final year at uni alone basically rotting away in this shitty student flatmy parents threw me under the bus from an early ageif only you knew how bad things really are
>>219056087I was just asking you a question
>>219056102Sorry mate, family is a lottery for sure
>[Deleted]
based janjanget him out of here!
>That post doesn't exist anymore.
pale scottish qt's
with the gf on vacation
Six seven.
>>219056102You might be a late bloomer like me. I didn't develop my social skills until I was about 24
hate women so much they're all so fucking stupid
>>219056086>Nigel Farage is in the Epstein listpresented without proof>the far-right mediaActually the leftypol media have been far harsher to Keir and Labour over Mandelson because they feel publicly and personally betrayed. and they smell blood in the water and know its a chance to move Labour further left back to the Corbyn days but without the hassle of needing to win an election for 3 years.
cos ilove youmore than i could ever promiseand youtake me the wayi am
rorke getting blackedleftypol doing the blackingzeidy observing from a leather armchair
Andy Fordham sex arse
>>219056156we're over here love
>>219056181
>>219056196mate
>>219056202leftypol believing this
>>219056202sent rorke flying there
Wes Streeting. Our new leader.
>>219056196show some respect
>>219056135my father isn't in my life and my mum sent me to uni because she didn't know any betterwish i had just learnt a trade and gone into the workforce at 18now i have crippling student debt that will incur ridiculous interestshe's now hassling me because she worries "i have no ambitions" well fuck you mum, i was never given a fucking chance from the start
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/image-epstein-nigel-farage/
>>219056202Being photographed isnt proof he was in the files. Ive been photographed with Buzz Aldrin but ive never walked on the moon.
>>219056238>now i have crippling student debt that will incur ridiculous interestit's just a 9% tax on your earnings for 30 years80% of people will never repay
>>219056234I liked him a lot x
>>219056251Was Buzz Aldrin cultivating a network of people to rape children?
Stomach feeling rather... explosive
>>219056255>9% tax on your earnings for 30 years
leftypol bragging about being bisexualrorke chiming in that having to buy sex is nothing to brag about, rorke then begins emitting a light so bright you can only see him as a white silhouette as his sprite begins shrinking and growing rapidly for a few seconds then in a flash he's evolved into a deano
>>219056255>it's just a 9% tax on your earnings for 30 years>just
i'm so alonely
>>219056271Would love to smell your lovely sweet HRT braps EW xx
>>219056286needs a bit of work mate but I see where you're coming from x
>>219056268If he was he mustn't have liked the looks of me. I was a kid when the photograph was taken at a convention and probably had no idea who he really was or his accomplishments.
>>219056288Don't forget your real wage won't increase as the interest increasesIt's just 30 years, you won't even be retired by the time it's written off
scranned chocolate sponge pudding and carte dor now i feel like pure shit lads
I have a sink and I have a toilet I piss in the sink and shit in the toilet That's the truth
>>219056286bizarre post
>>219056202
>i'm so alonely
>>219056271Cor. This is the tripfaggot we need
>>219056319>just 30 yearsgive it a rest mateat least let me suffer and die in peace
>>219056280>>219056288compared to the alternative, which is having to pay it off like a normal loan, it is peanutssay thanks to blair for wanting everyone to go to uni
>>219056334it dolmio
it's are brit innit
>>219056347That's Norman's mum from Fireman Sam you clown
>>219056344But you won't even retire mate, what's the problem
somebody toucha ma spaghet
>>219056371scream
>>219056323why
>>219056371screma
haha but seriously i hate italians
>>219056383
>>219056362looks like the dolmio advert to me
>>219056386Shaddap You Face
>>219056383>>219056383>>219056383new
>>219056386ey yo tone this gabba guchi be trashing us italians ey yo
