no toil on the morrow lads
>>219056383>microwaved deep dishgrimaroo
yee binble
how are we already a week into february where the fuck did the time go
>>219056383Corr could scran a Chicago Town 2 Deep Dish Pepperoni Mini Pizzas 2 x 160g
NEED A JOB RIGHT FUCKING NOW NIGGA!!!
>>219056383all roads lead to rorke
any monk of bury man in
tumblr is down lads
Rorkesy Music
no but seriously, i really really really hate women
>>219056447what do you want us to do with this information
>>219056433top of his head looks like a bellend
rorke in his element, like a fish to water, deep, elegant, sophisticated
>>219056460agree with me
>>219056433no i hate poetry you see
>>219056383dont tell anyone at toil when it's my birthday. dont need it
i's the most gangsta ass nigga ya'll niggas ever gon fuck wit
rorkeing about rorkeishley
So that's Friday evening down the drain. Saturday will be over like a flash. Then it's Sunday and it looms.
>>219056383love are tesco
Umm hi… we need to talk
how do you deal with the frankly obscene amount of blacked and gay porn on /gif/
time to go a-rorkeing once more
>>219056473soz, love women me
employed 'people' make me sick
Can you feel their haunting presence?
>>219056407
>>219056515by not going there?
>>219056515i do not go on /gif/
>>219056515I dont go on /gif/.
Anatomy is destiny, and it is indeed grim destiny that a man who wishes to impose his will on a woman often has the means of physical force available to him. The same is not generally true in reverse. This biological fact of nature is not fair. But there is no fairness in nature. There is only nature in nature.
>>219056513um hi what is it
for me it's being at t'pub every friday night, and saturday, and sunday, and monday, and tuesday, and wednesday, and thursday
I don't sweat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zOLzsbOleMTomorrow: Michael Jackson ate a baby on the Epstein island
>>219056528>>219056530>>219056538what if hypothetically you had to
>>219056515Filters, but even that doesn't work since the cuck freaks know they're being filtered and change up the subject name to get around it
>>219056555bet your bunghole fucking stinks
SHOUTSHOUTLET IT ALL OUTTHESE ARE THE THING I CAN DO WITHOUTI'M TALKIN TO YOUCOME ON
>>219056557mad how loads of his fans think he was normal and defend him even though he openly admitted to sharing beds with kids and giving them winejust because he was good at music
On the wine now >.<
>>219056578never convicted
>>219056539are you even capable of looking a woman in the eye when you go outdoors
>>219056519Her dad is English. Very nice.
Fuck the webab wrap just getting wissed nowsWho needs food lmao x
>>219056621
>>219056515some people feel the need to repost it here
do you ever see a photo of yourself and almost can’t believe how fucking ugly you actually are
>>219056607well yeah but like i said he liked having children as bedmatesbit weird no?
me and who?
THIS IS THE WORKING HOURWE ARE PAID BY THOSEWHO LEARN BY OUR MISTAKES
does anyone remember those videos where there was this guy who people could hire to call up their significant other and dump them on the client's behalf? think it was called "i dump for you"
>>219056639no because i haven't appeared in a photo in 13 years
>>219056639No, I see myself and think how handsome a face I have and then remember I'm a big fat fuck
well that's a sweaty muscly naked bloke getting fucked up the arse then
>>219056666here's your (you)
>>219056578yes you can be excused from raping children if you are successful. schizos can go on and on about how the rich and powerful rape children as part of some big cabal but they're unsuccessful, so the rich and powerful will continue to rape children and destroy people's lives
I'm a loud type of sister
>>219056639Was a fat cunt and whenever I see a pic from back then I feel embarrassed by how much of a porker I was
>>219056562I suppose id just quickly filter all the threads that are obscene then at least I don't need to keep seeing it on the catalog.
>>219056668Word
>>219056639I'm intimidatingly handsome so no.
>>219056639yeah
right well that's not even a tranny knobule, that's just two cisgender men having gay sex with each other
>>219056628The liquor's going to let you down
attack women with hammers
>>219056621this is where carlybender is rn btw
>>219056683>cisgenderidiotic meaningless nonsense term
>>219056678sure you are
Hoping Helpernonce develops liver cirrhosis and dies
on the scotch
sticking my arse up my arse
>>219056696seems reasonable enough to me
Hey hey hey kids, just a reminder you're here until you die
WE WILL FIND YOUACTING ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOURTURN YOUR BACK ON MOTHER NATUREEVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD
>>219056719how is that possible?
*pulls down my knickers to reveal a smeggy crooked willy*oh go on lads, have a cheeky nosh
>>219056708he only drinks gay alcopops and little bottles of vodka, he just can't handle alcohol emotionally and hams up how drunk he is online for attention
>>219056726it's tranny cult language nothing reasonable about it
>>219056726remove the word and the sentence is exactly the samehope that helps
>>219056719*cheers*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQO-PyOVH8c
HERE. WE. GO!
>>219056648no but it sounds like a good business idea
>>219056621now that is lush
>>219056757cor
>>219056762you at the back
>>219056689i read somewhere most women fantasise about this happening to them if the perpetrator is chad. creepy arent they
>>219056782depends if i've taken my medicine or not
>>219056792UM
Nailing my wife to the bed like Christ and doing the housework in front of her
>>219056784they sure are
IT'S NOT THAT YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGHIT'S JUST THAT WE CAN MAKE YOU BETTERGIVEN THAT YOU PAY THE PRICEWE CAN KEEP YOU YOUNG AND TENDER
>>219056792lithium or viagra
2nd thread im posting in this year. Been turning it around, crawling out of the depths, doing the impossible. Hope alls well with you lot
WHEN THE WIND BLOWSWHEN THE MOTHERS TALKWHEN THE WIND BLOWSWHEN THE MOTHERS TALK
>>219056824how did you know it was lithium
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_WashingtonWe occupied the capital of the United StatesThe lead commander's surname was 'Cockburn'We can do it again lads
you are profoundly mentally ill
>>219056835You have no idea
>>219056832read it in the epstein files
>>219056833bet none of them would have even bothered if they could have seen what things are like now
>>219056835Okay... and?
got a scruffy face atmnot foden face ^_^
might blow my head off lowkey
>>219056897Got a head you can blow
>>219056902Fuck yeah
Oh aye x
Havent wanked in 20 days or so. Really makes no difference does it unless youre a coomer freak
>>219056757That would actually be a huge coup for gaybour, but barmer has never been a party man.
when i'm out wanking, i stroke my cock, and i'm so strung out
>>219056835understatement
I've been drunk in every pub in Brisbane
can't sleep
very leepy ladzzzalmost time for a nappy nap special time for moi
>>219056945x
>>219056897What's wrong, pookie?
>>219056961dunno x
Birra Bionda Beach
Trying to flirt with girls and make them laugh is so tedious, need a woman to tap me on the shoulder and swallow me whole but all straightforward women are wicked harlots who will break my sensitive heart
>>219056945beddy bo bo's as it were
she yung and smooveshe yung and smoovemy filthy padawan she yung and smoove
>>219056996ktim
WELL I GUESS A LOTTA NIGGAS DO GANGBANGAND IF WE RUN TRAIN WE ALL IN THE SAME GANGRUNAWAY SLAVES ALL ON THE CHAIN GANGBANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>proto-gf messages me out of the blue>i reply almost instantly>she doesn't reply backwhy are women like this
>>219057034wonder if that hair colour exists naturally
Turnip and RaquelTheir first date was eating beans out of a tin inside his flat in Nelson Mandela House
>>219057040Do you also lick your balls and piss up street lamps
>>219057040they're horrid evil little things
It is your duty to report the parasite
>>219057040baffling behaviour desu
nelson mandingo
>>219056639I know that feel. Recording myself is even worse.
>>219057040It's because you replied instantlyShe go the ickMake her feel second/third choiceYou have other things going onYou might sleep with her
nuking my bed with lavender spray
No matter what, there will come a day when you die.So why not use that day for a good cause?
>>219057089i said "almost" instantly, there was probably close to a minute gap
>she got dat yung yung, dat fresh fresh, dat smoove smoove>she got dat yung yung, dat fresh fresh, dat here we go
>>219056639Look like a dashing young fella in the mirror. Look like a stroked out mong boy with half his face sloughing off in photos
>timmy: why won't she reply>cronem: let's mek yardie babies
Stuffing dynamite beneath my bed so I can sleep soundly at night
>>219056621Gay sex is absurd
Calm down
she got dat yung yung, dat fresh fresh, dat gud gudshe got dat yung yung, dat fresh fresh, dat new recruit
>>219057139So's Godot
>>219057082
>>219057139It's not even real sex. It's reverse pooing
watching the olympic opening ceremonies rn. a lot of classical music i recognise but cannot name. feel like such a culturelet.
>>219057051aye
like a finger in my bum but anything actually past the anus doesnt feel that good
melty
peep the date on this cover
>>219057189>...she got dat fresh fresh, dat smoove smoove...
this is the fourth time within 24 hours that he's done this routine btw
>>219057162kahtim certainly all of those photographed men are real
>>219057218What's his story
why are so many irish and caribbean lads in somalian gangs in the yookay?
>>219057218Katy Balls lol
I am a superhero. my weakness? Love....
>>219057241similar iqs
https://voca.ro/1fu7p0xaAvoE
>>219057174It's clown world sex. No wonder it's so celebrated in the postmodern era
What man would not be a dancer if he could? It's a wonderful thing, the dance
>>219057241they share a naval tradition of piracy, our canals are menaced by their boats floating around shanghaiing our wares
shower is on the brink. uh oh
Ballin Ass Incel Thug
Someone needs to make a dictionary of zeidys cronem babble because I genuinely cannot understand what it means like 80% of the time
Making my money work for me
>>219057326on the brink of what?
Todays eats:>breakfast2 hash browns>lunch Apple>dinner Nothing
>>219057294mad how the water is a realm of its ownno seafarers or boat-dwellers post here
have you lads bought your air conditioning system yet? summer is just round the corner
The tiger bread meme needs to end
>>219057345why would you want to know what he's saying
whenever someone refers to england or part england as "ours" I always imagine them as some fat right wing fray bentos eating rightoid chud chanting brexit means brexit
bet eric harris and dylan klebold would be leftypols if they'd never shot up their school and were alive today
just existed momentarily for a period of time (not to say I haven't also existed momentarily for all the periods of time preceding it since my conception)
>>219057366
psst, lads... i got the money, you got the stuff?
any nioh 3 fun havers?
>>219057259>>219057294what will happened when these groups eventually hybridize into 1 thing thoughbeit? you guys are dealing with a ticking time bomb since the mutt offspring tend to be even more dangerous.
people keep telling me l have ADHD
personally i blame society
>>219057376*looks around**whips out a wad of playdough*right that will be 50 a g lad
societally i blame myselfi could have saved the world but i lost my chance
uh dispatch we gotta overturned Chevy at the intersection between 122rd and Poo Boulevard, victim appears to be an overweight virgin clutching a burger. Send the meat wagon
>>219057384you must know a lot of behavioural analysts
>>219057376yeah.... the wright stuff... *discreetly pulls a bi-plane out from my pocket and hands it to you*
>>219057366had a fray bentos earlier today me
all employed 'people' are sub human
>>219057418you are brown
>>219057417they're all right.... not great.
don't think i could last an hour without my vape without wanting to top myself
>>219057415be funnier if it were just a propeller
>>219057425brown 'people' deliver me my uber eats. they are employed I am not.
who was your favourite boarder in hey arnold?
eyo shaniqua, deshaundra, tyeesha, danishqua, get over here.
>>219057442why do you eat takeaway slop, can't you cook nutritious food?
>>219057451styxhexenhammer's sister
i like being an alcoholic, it's one of the dignified addictions
>>219057470what and basically be a chef? thats like being employed i refuse
>>219057466paddy o'limerick's crushes
>>219057336al brek ya dewn ye clewn ye
>>219057034
something extremely decadent about having goyslop delivered to you by a smelly curry mani used to deliver pizzas and i was absolutely judging every last customer for eating that muck, if they knew how filthy the kitchen was they'd never touch it again
eating some carrots thinking about looktotheskyandenjoythelifelad
>>219057486Good pointYou could go down the raw foods route: healthy and you don't have to cook anything
poured some milk in a saucer for the cat and my gf put it on a chair, lifted her skirt and sat down in it saying "Milk is for the pussy, isn't it?" hate how weird she is sometimes
>>219057509pointy elbows, would not bang.
had skme bombay potatoes early from the sainsburys, tiny little packet, horrendous amount of salt and fati mean what on earth is in there dudeits just meant to be potato and some tomato with a little slicewhat the hell dudewhat the hell
don't wipe my arse after a shit, basically being a cleaner for free.
>>219057509I don't find her attractive. I don't know why people do
It not right
>>219057520baffling
>>219057528victim of the modern world
i really don't understand why people like watching other people play games, i understand if they're really good at multiplayer games fair enough but people like watching people play single player stuff.
>>219057512>if they knew how filthy the kitchen was they'd never touch it againplease share the details with us
>>219057532It's just one retard spamming her. Probably from the same discord as the Ariana Grande spammer.
>>219057555most of the staff were indians, i'm sure you can extrapolate the details from that
>>219057544this but with sportswhy would you want to watch a feminine man in a pair of shorts run about on a field for 90 minutesbizarre
Any proper road man here?
>>219057532>I don't know why people doreally? you actually have no idea? come on now
>>219057577haven't even seen a road in weeksbarely even go outsidetoo many brown people
>>219057599How do you get food?
it's crazy how every seat that a woman sits down on gets rubbed by her smelly vagina. it's rather unhygienic, don't you think?
>>219057606brown man delivers it
>>219057570lol she does look inherently suspicious
sat in bed phone posting just did a really wet fartjust slipped outhorrible feeling its leaked a bit of liquidcan feel it dripping down my thighgoing to slip a finger down my bum to test ...nightmare situation lads
all the wogs here are based tradcaths like me
>>219057608They wear underwear you know lad
>>219057642mad how all the wogs here are based tradcaths like you
>>219057588her celebrity status? because lookswise she just looks like your average albanian immigrant woman
I can't stop thinking about how much sex all the athletes must be having in the Milan Winter Olympics Village right now right this second
if i order from waitrose its usually a white people, sometimes black, rarely brownweird that
>>219057673the oils and smell can easily penetrate underwear and trouser material
We must secure the existence of Albanian people and a future for Illyrian women
>>219057700
>>219057697odd. you should have went out with your toilfu for drinks
>>219057697got damnthey look like they've just finished a shift in the big tesco
>>219057711wtf is candice back?
>>219057681dont like the girl or her music but its genuinely bizarre to pretend she's average lookingyou also dont have to find her attractive but it's also bizarre to pretend to be mystified why anyone does
>>219057697why do you assume they're all sex crazed? they're there with a job to too. and apparently zoomer women have less sex. they are ultra picky and probably think 99% of the male athletes are icky incels. there won't be any bbc athletes either to bring them out of their shells.a pretty sexless environment if you ask me
>>219057739heatherpaedo
>>219057736she's not attractive enough to get lauded for her looks. objectively, she's very average looking.
>>219057711fooking length of dem toes
just came back from CeX, sold some of mine and me brothers games, thoughts and feelings on the price i got for them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TAxN5H4PJQPJW kino
stop lookin at mah pusseh
can't remember the last time i had sex where the girl didnt complain it hurt or she was getting sorei hate womenall they have to do is literally just lay there still and not whinge, but no, they cant even do that
>>219057776yeah looks good good job
>>219057791you've never had sex in your life
>>219057776Surprised GTA5 is worth anything to be honest
>>219057768>objectivelythis gives away that you're a clueless spergwhat "objective" measurements are you basing this off?did you know that 60% of british women are overweight or obese by the way?
Necking these cans nows x
>>219057776why is that berserk game worth so much
2016 was 18 years ago, old enough to sell its arse to grim old geezers
>>219057791humblebrag
Few hours and I can go home lads, hate weekend nightshifts
>>219057806yes i have dickhead im sexxing every nightproper sex haver meplenty of women touching meyou can smell the sex on me from mile awayshut up
>>219057832what's at home
>>219057814
hearing voices in my head again
Me? Had sex once but my willard went soft inside her so she pushed me off her and I've never had sex again out of fear it happens again
Jesus is Lord
Stuck?
>>219057850My bed, a BBQ rib rustlers burger and an ice cold can of irn bru.
boobs? they feel like bags of sand and salty milk
one time i wanked so hard i put my own eye out
>>219057860Whenever I go outside I get a repeatable uncontrollable thought that everyone who sees me is thinking awful things about me. I have to scream internally to drown out the thoughts that tell me to harm them. Daren't tell gpberg this.
>>219057875one invisible sky wizard as good as any other, I suppose
>>219057878can smell the council estate on you from here runt
>>219057894telling gpberg would be for your own good mate, what are you afraid of?
>>219057819i was shocked at this too but i think its because its a japanese language game and hard to find copies of it, they sell it for double thr price they gave me, its mental. imo its a total shit game too, dark souls 3 is a better berserk game than the berserk game itself
>>219057875https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ1myt4-gX4&list=RDmQ1myt4-gX4&start_radio=1Good yank post
told man in white coat about the voices*posting from the mental asylum*
>>219057908You wouldn't survive 1 minute out here you southern poof.
>>219057813her celebrity status as a world-famous singer makes her seem more attractive she's a 5 or 6 being treated like an 8 or 9as i said, a dime a dozen albanian woman is what she is based on looks alone
>why yes i do i japanese language games based on popular manga
>>219057851Ngl wish I had some ciggy wiggies nows x
>>219057943Oh I have plenty lad x
If you have uncontrollable thoughts about harming people, seek help before you hurt someone. Probably the best advice you'll ever get here.
let my lips feel the puff of a nice ciggyand my lips i mean my vaginasmoking cubans with my lips
>>219057942the toilfu looks like this and she should bear me children
Bruce Lee's granddaughter is only 18.5% Asian and yet she looks more Asian than her mum (Bruce Lee's daughter)I thought Asian genes were supposed to wash out easily?
>>219057902
its okay if the voices tell you to hurt the brown people
>>219057977>I thought Asian genes were supposed to wash out easily?Just look at Russia they're like 5%
Probably the most unsurprising thing I'll hear all week is there being mentally unstable people here on /brit/
mental that back when I was employed in a body of work my alarm was set for 04:30 AM
>oi mandelson, take that!
>>219057939again just bizarre delusion and (un)surprisingly not objective in the slightesti beg you go outside and look at who's walking by you on the street if you think she's a 5. you must be completely rotted by porn or something because your delusions cant be explained by simple contrarianism
>>219057985i remember watching this guy's sex tapes in 2011there was one where he dipped his balls into hot oil and another where he buggered himself with a frozen bananano idea why he did that or why he videoed it or why he then uploaded it, he was one of the biggest youtube celebrities at the time
so its revealed in the epstein files that richard dawkins was friends with epstein because dawkins himself was fucking women half his age and giving them jobs in the institutions he runs
>when I was employed in a body of work
me? bpdi cant control my moods or emotions
screaminghttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1770385476013795.mp4
>>219058018its been a very long time but i vaguely remember he was catfished
>>219058016imagine being so easily bait you lil ninja
>>219058018you shouldn't expose your innocent kiwi eyes to such things
>mandelson interesting namewonder about its origins
lots of slitty eyed chinese fellers round my neck of the woods
employer of bodies of work(pimp)
>>219058027what has taken your interest here bradders?
>this is a 10 to leftypol
>>219058080I'm better looking than that nigga
i'm tired
>>219058019n-noo, I haven't, I don't, I don't have time for this... *goes very quiet and withdrawn and refuses to speak any more on the topic despite chatting a whole lot of unrestrained shit up until this point*
that guy has chinese fellas round his neckbit weird
Bladdey Walsh is fast asleep right now
Carlybender is really upset with me and hasn't replied to me all day
realistically what do you do in this situation?
>>219058051ah you were merely pretending
>>219058039did she died?
0161
>>219058039daft binthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUnDZI18NRs
>>219058106Probably just not run him down
>>219058112brrrrrraaapppp
>>219058106its k glass is chud proof
>Richard Dawkins: ‘Trans women are women’ slogan is scientifically falseReally think we need you to tell us that?
>>219058111cut two tendons and needed surgery
>>219058106this will be us in a few months when PM Farage introduces the British Paki Relocation Force but then we get shot
>>219058080I've never seen these people in my life
any interesting turn ups from the files?
>>219058152they do be like that
>>219058152hehehe
>>219058142They're not taking my mate Rahul, I won't allow it
if anyone thinks reform are going to curb immigration you are delusional, theyre all bankers and businessman who want cheap labour to profit from
No new /brit/ then, I see
>>219058152ai is better than bio slop
>>219058152Is it retarded though? Usually the facts are correct, they're just presented weirdly with AI
>>219058192https://www.trend-mill.com/p/shrimp-jesus-is-the-future-of-social
>>219058171thisthey won't do shit regarding immigrants, and they'll just fuck up this country even more in lots of different ways
>>219058214>>219058214
