rubber dinghy rapids edition
Sad news lads. Phil Collins is no longer able to drum.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FMMRZJqdyI
Dua Lipa genuinely looks like she fucking stinks. Like actually rancid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwXRh8YsPmcbruh
>>219058242
cailee
>>219058256The pint gf
I wish there were a way for Matt Berry to star in a big American movie
>>219058242that's just needlessly nasty
I love being drunk.. I love feeling full of life and music and courage and violence. I love feeling heavy and appeciating warmth. I hate the "real" world of work and politics and worry. Just drink! Get durnk and it allllllllllll goes away.
>>219058295poo
she reminds me of gypsy crusader
can someone explain why it's almost 3 in the morning and he's still posting the ai generated schoolgirl eating mini eggsis it a bot?
>>219058295ok
Really such a bizarre bloke, just here at all hours of the day posting about black men whenever the voices tell himShould be sectioned realistically.
>>219058311Shoo. As in "shoo off boring soberite normie".
>>219058295ktim. grim when you sober up though
>>219058314he's just a paedophile who was unironically mindraped so hard by the Belgian that he started to parasitically repost his gimmick
>>219058329True. Tis better have loved than lost though.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1770292607783857.webm
https://voca.ro/151on55c7Rtl
>>219058347Rorke's sister
>>219058242Not reallyThat Chappell Roan though, she absolutely does
>>219058357Genuinely should be sectioned yeahHe's a fucking headcase
>>219058347
singing the lavender town theme to myself but with the word nigger
get the poo made Rorke
>>219058406try not to kill yourself like all those poor jap kids
>>219058314mixture of doing nothing with his unlimited free time and lack of responsibilities, and a deep fear and insecurity of black men which has only grown and twisted out of control due due to the aforementioned endless free time filled with nothing. it's unlikely that he's personally seen some traumatic incident involving a black man, as he's clearly indoors all the time either in his children bedroom or on benefits in some miserable den, but more likely that he's simply seen information, real or not, that might unsettle normal people but deeply disturbed him over time as he has nothing else to busy his thoughts. it's not unlikely that except when he is looking forward to his dinner or absorbed in some video game, and even when he is doing those things, that he his mind is filled with what disturbs him all of the time every waking moment
>>219058152>>219058260
what is that /gif/ link
that one is actually psychoticthe mind who produced that should not be in civil society
get the fucking dip bought
the voices tell him he can't leave the computer
dropping stinky little bait posts all over /tv/
any gay lads in? x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh68Fkm_cDE
>>219058442you say that like it's difficult
>>219058424Lesbian fart fetish porn
>>219058458Me and Carlybender
>>219058463why on earth would you infer that
*sends the horse girls flying*
maybe one day he will make the phonecall and get his flat
>>219058480It's not even a phone call it's literally a message and I told them exactly what they should say and the stupid cunt was still too lazy
>>219058474because it's the most retarded board on here behind /v/
>>219058458not sure if gay relationships between first degree relatives even counts as real incest because the risk of breeding and creating a retarded inbred child (the main reason why incest is frowned upon) is nonexistent
>>219058500thailad.. whats.. whats happened to you...
>>219058491i would contend that /pol/ is more retarded than both but yesi meant why would you infer that i think it's difficult
>>219058500nigga looks like a baked bean
wagwan be bredren, mek we dweet
>>219058506thats alan aka nassim not thailad you fucking YANK IDIOTnever post here again
not sure that one was strictly above board tbf
>>219058525no i donty think thats correct... but i m not sure
>>219058486I think they just like the attention desuAs they always implicitly state that they need attention
FUCK OFF
>>219058540Usually comes after a few of their posts aren't replied toThey genuinely seem to need the help with a lot of things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpb76nl8ueg
>>219058555>They genuinely seem to need the help with a lot of thingsThat's fair desu. So do we all. But when it becomes a continuous charade and almost a gimmick it's verging on tedium
right well i'm going to bed then if hes doing that
wish my tongue were as long as that little japanese girl's tongue
>>219058574I like them and I have a lot of time for them but becomes a bit tedious yeahKinda grim
Pissed in one of the dog's spare water bowls and poured it down the kitchen sinkUtter state
Hey dudes,My name is Phil, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, funny people who spend every second of their day looking at funny shit and sharing them with us. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, I bet you all get pussy on a regular basis. I mean, it's fun making fun of people because of their own disabilities, but you all take to a whole new level! This is even cooler than jerking off.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm not that cool, though. I climb rocks, listen to Gordon Lightfoot, and I've only got about 2 real friends. How many friends do you have, other than "Over 9000"? My grades aren't that good, and used to have a banging hot girlfriend (She just broke up with me; Shit was SO sad). You are all cool who should keep doing what you're doing. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my pussy
>>219058592Hope you're drunk and not just doing it out of spite
got my huge boobs and wet pussy out
>>219058607Didn't want to wake dadberg up
>>219058608can i see?
favourite redhead pornstars, go
>>219058623Scruffy git
>>219058627the boy reading this
>be british>go abroad>create one of thesewhy are we like this
>>219058627ella hughes
Carlybender, stop being upset with me
>>219058634every single culture does this why do you hate your own people
>>219058634everyone else does it why cant we
Alright blokes. Hear me out. Give me a movie besides Hell Drivers.
bloody hates those rabbits doesn't he
>>219058684What genre
>>219058696No preference.
>>219058686he's hopping mad
>>219058709its probably fine
fuck this life desu
Wsup bbgirls, hows it going?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj9fh-2ORDg
um
>>219058787hallo
Iranian intelligence operatives sending me anime pictures on 4chan to brainwash me
Got rangebanned thanks to that nonce cunt didn't I
>>219058827Would love to visit Iran, too bad jews are bombing it.
>>219058828Pissed off a nonce posting children here last week by explaining their own miserable psychology back to them and they got so angry they reported me to the janitor
>>219058836????????chicken cat????
>>219058840Everything has to be like therapy now, these cunts with their 44 second youtube videos, I've about had it, I really have
>>219058858meowls are common in europe youve never seen one?
>>219058881holy moly...
Just want to have a laugh with the lads :/
C'mon man... can you not?
it saturdayyay
>>219058904Mr. Morelli, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
>>219058904He needs shot
>>219058895just a wee blether with the chaps
>>219058923aye man that's what it's all about
>The paedophile is still madHowlinghttps://youtu.be/9ZrAYxWPN6c
Don't want to get a job
>>219058904Do you want an answer, or do you just want your motah mouth to run
>>219058918>Mr. Goonell, while you were masturbating to gay pornography my colleagues and I were reading the international court papers, you are embarrassing yourself...
>>219058939if you had to what would you want to do
>>219058948Gay porn assistant
>>219058948Literally don't know
How do you actually talk to rich poms? They seem delusional?
>>219058973best to just avoid them in general
>>219058979I'll be surrounded by them for three years unfortunately
Got a proper cold :/
>>219058987*hugs you*
>>219058987>>219059001*hugs you both*
>>219059001*hugs you back*also I think this post is why they won't talk to mehttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/219027801/#219028629
>>219058985i'm so sorry
>>219059015they need to get a grip *ignores that im the exact same way*
>>219059015truth hurts x>>219059011um hi
It is with a great regret that I must inform you gentleman I have once again pissed in the dog's spare water bowl.I apologise for this heartbreaking news
>>219059027Yeah but hopefully I'll be able to pull one and spend the christmas at Daddy's snow lodge in the highlands. On another note, how common are Lyra Crow phenotypes in bongland?
>>219059033why
>>219059033somebody stop him..
>>219059033someone needs to put you down
>>219058987That sucks, hope you get better soon. A lot of people are work were sick this week but somehow I didn't get it. Pop a 50mg zinc and take 10 000 IU vitamin D3 and a couple of vitamin C, you'll feel better - trust...
>>219059043can you support me financially
>>219059046>>219059049>>219059050Your concerns will be passed in due course, thank you for your (You)'s
down to my last upside down lucky strikeI made it !!
>>219059043>how common are Lyra Crow phenotypes in bongland?she's russian so not that common
>>219059064I'm not rich I just seek rich clunge>>219059077>she's russianThey can't suffer
>>219059073where the fuck are you getting lucky strikes
>>219059082does your dad like young men then
They just raised the ciggies here 50-80cents - another good reason for me to stop smoking.
>>219059092No you weird cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76nN04vrVGE
>>219059102listen im not making accusations im just after the money
>>219059099don't like that style of bum
>>219059099Phwoar just think about how many black men have been with her
>>219059116bent cunt>>219059119it lush
>>219059099Bony arse
>>219059083Shell garage
>>219059114We're not rich, I'm just going to be around a lot of actually rich people
erm janny not sure that image was actually explicit
>>219059134>not rich>has a snow lodgetypical rich people...
>>219059140Taking no chances today
>>219059141Learn to read dumb burger, I was talking about their fathers. Rich pommy girls call their dads 'daddy'
want to go to scotland and try haggis and, if i'm feeling particularly decadent, a deep fried marsy
I've met some really nice rich people, some kind of shitty but mostly nice. Worst person I've interacted with was a rich Indian girl from the UK.
africa would be peng if africans didn't exist
>>219059156hm.
Never had a deep fried mars bar in my lifeThat's just vile man
>>219059176She needed BWC correction
Off to toad hall to shoot the place up
>>219059198not allowed to do that!
>>219059201It's code, like in Minecraft
eating a biscuit
Watched Serpico for the first time yesterday. What a kino film. Pacino really had it all didn't he
>>219059230bro ate a biscuit :skull:
Downloading RAM into my mother's cunt
>>219059193She did but I just couldn't do it. I'm a very patient person but I'm not exaggerating she one of the shittiest (no pun) people I've ever met. She was very hot though.
>>219059252what on earth could this mean
>>219059264Exactly what it says
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUhBc35T-e4&list=RDKUhBc35T-e4&start_radio=1Stevie Nicks sexo
>>219059283not rightjust not right
>>219059306corrrr
>>219059306Imagine doing cocaine and shagging her in the 70s then she writes a song about you and it becomes a hit.
>>219059330stop it before I kill myself
>When a man makes love once without ejaculating, he strengthens his body. Twice and his sight and hearing become more acute. Three times and all his diseases will be cured. Four times, his soul will be at peace.ancient chinese wisdom
>>219059260Rich girls go absolutely crazy for a rough working class bloke with a BWC Or so they say
Elect me Prime Minister and I'll make virgins of you all
graggling my cock
/bort/ stands united behind Zach "Polansk" Polanski
>>219059339Imagine her writing Dreams and it's about you. For me this is a perfect song 10/10. >>219059352Yeah but no her, I've been with rich girls, my first gf was rich and then my ex ex was also rich - none of them were like this Indian bitch.
>>219059379What's your secret?Bulgarian rich or rich rich?
>>219059379I love Fleetwood Mac but I prefer her solo stuffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwS9BIqbffU&list=RDgwS9BIqbffU&start_radio=1
Sniffing my own arse and barking at the post man as he comes down the drive
>>219059397alri my dog
>>219059415Woof
I am a hopeless virge
>>219059394>What's your secret?I don't know, they just liked me, one had problems with her father, she was in my class and the daughter of the principal, it sucked when we broke up because we had to see each other for 3 more years, she was Bulgarian rich but still, other one was very rich, very bummed out that I fucked that one up, her dad was the biggest anti-semite I've ever met lol.
>>219059395I haven't listened much to her solo stuff but I don't doubt it was good, any particular album that I should check out?
>>219059431Who's the picture of?
post count
>>219059473Me!!!!
Scrambling across the pavement on all fours chasing cats whilst making inhuman noises
>>219059487That's a cartoon mate
>>219059459Bella Donna is a good starthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkLrGlhshMw&list=RDTkLrGlhshMw&start_radio=1
>>219059431KTIM
exberg loved fleetwood mac :/
>>219059561What was she like?
>>219059572gorgeous but too wild for me
>>219059583This is code for 'she cheated on me with a black man'"too wild for me" what a cuck
>"Yeah my girlfriend was gorgeous but too wild for me"THAT MEANS SHE SHAGS BLACKS
>>219059609Think that’s just your pornhub search history
love your black men don't you bruce
>>219059514Thanks for the rec, will check it out.>>219059561:(
recall in my secondary school days we once had some team-builder man come in to do a team building session in the gym hall and we were all split up into groups, a mixture of boys and girlsI can't quite recall the 'tasks' that we were given but it was stuff like you need to move these objects from here to here but you can only walk along a bench one at a time or stuff like that. To my mind all the groups were just a big rabble, kids shouting over one another clambering to get the task done the best way or at least be viewed as having done it the best. I had no particular ideas and if I had, I had no thought of volunteering them. At one point the host guy specifically told me to get involved and I was just like "haha yeah" but internally I knew that all I had to do was wait another 20 minutes for the lesson to be over so there were no consequences for not participating. In the end I just sort of hovered on the edge of my group, saying nothing while they yelled at one another
>>219059609Wacko Bruce. I don't live within 10 mile radius of blacks. Sorry you live that way. Some people just aren't that compatible no matter how great it is initially. Cunt virgin.
Absolutely terrified of getting a job
they're in every village, hamlet, and glen these daysall in hotels paid for by the taxpayer of course, as it should be
>>219059630Thinking I'll get a pommy gf just to watch her get blacked as payback for the way Uzzie was treated at Lords.>>219059641> I don't live within 10 mile radius of blacksYou're in the UK, it's like 25% black.>That seethingHit a nerve kek, she told you her history didn't she?
Can't stop thinking about black peopleIt's 24/7, from the moment I wake up until the moment I go to bed
>>219059636i remember doing this for basically every group activity my entire life
>>219059660Well it'll be your foid to do as you please with
>>219059654why
What the fuck is a 'glen'
>>219059660it's 4% you freaki thought you were one of those normal aussies but clearly not
>>219059674A large brook
>>219059678>It's 4%How can that be true when they're in every single piece of British media and street vlog>>219059680What the fuck is a brook
>>219059674https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxpXLTcQ6aE&list=RDyxpXLTcQ6aE&start_radio=1omds. you must be of anglo stock
>>219059654ktim the concept is just evilspending the majority of my week toilingno thank you
am very attracted to rosalind lutece form bioshock
>>219059670>>219059670>>219059670new
>>219059687That's why you get a job you love doingLike wine tasting, driving buses or shooting pornOnly loser retards get a job they don't likeLegit just join the army and you get paid to shoot guns
One of my favorite live performances is Rhiannon live from 75. She absolutely kills it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b9BpunsVmo
There's more CP don't do it.
>>219059660>Thinking I'll get a pommy gf just to watch her get blacked as payback for the way Uzzie was treated at Lords.>I'll cuck myself to own the pomsthe Australian brain in action
>>219059687the worst part for me is the interviewing and onboarding, i hate actually toiling but going into the whole process with the express intent of being judged is horrifying and it kills me every time
part time + UC is the way to go (or just full UC + PIP if you can get it). Imagine working full time to come home to an empty gaff with no pussy lolwho you doing all that work for? No one. The definition of a good goy.
>>219059716Yeah but I wouldn't actually lover her hey, just doing it to ruin her lifeUntil poms admit that cricket is an Australian sport they can get fucked...by bbcs
>>219059684https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKKvt8W0zXg(;´д｀)ゞ
>>219059730deeply heterosexual post
>>219059734https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6l4OFPdqkw&list=RDK6l4OFPdqkw&start_radio=1
>>219059734>National instrument is only from the 17th century and copied from Arabskek alri then
give up trying to sleep tonight then up I get
>>219059624really is bizarre how much the freaks on this board (and most other places these days really) fixate on wogs and their sex habitscan't fuckin escape it>>219059636normies are funny things aren't they>>219059641what did you actually mean by it thoughwas she 'wild' as in swinging from lamp posts and shit? did she like to drink too much?
>Black men>WogsWhat is he on about
on the meth again are we
good morning i hate women
>>219059767I wish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqtttbbYfSM
>>219059770don't we all
>>219059756your national instrument is the fucking boomerangseethe on
look how fucking boring this thread is with the forrens awake
on all levels except physical i am scottish
has anyone else noticed that this is how all women type now!! they love using exclamation marks!! idk why but... yeah! this is how they type now.
>>219059796Dige > Slagpipeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afQcYH2nwoM
>>219059804how is it interesting normally
Hawaiian equivalent of yellow/ jungle fever is flaring up again because I saw a new hawaiian moster is out
>>219059808mmmm....no not really???? sorry if expressing ourselves annoys you!!
>>219059827sometimes i forget hawaii exists
Crazy how a few Aboriginal blokes in the 80s have made better music than the entire Scottish nation in its entire historyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMX2PrHPXzY
>>219059830you are not actually a woman. women don't post on /brit/.
>>219059706Great performance that. xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsDJLaqw5Tc&list=RDZsDJLaqw5Tc&start_radio=1
>>219059831well its ours and you cant have it
>>219059842Spring is the best and don't you forget it
>>219059834ehem...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS0
>>219059830gagged that feral incel
>>219059842yes i would prefer to be warm all day instead of suffering and freezing for months upon months
>>219059843another banger
>>219059850Gonna pork a scottish lassReckon they like ocker Aussie blokes?
>>219059834Been trying to find more 90s Zoo music
>>219059842corget it shagged
Epic blackout in China caused by a pig flying on a droneA humorous incident occurred at the end of January. A farmer decided to use a drone to transport an animal across mountainous terrain, but the drone hit power lines.As a result, the pig got stuck, and thousands of people were left without electricity.A team of 12 specialists had to work for nearly 10 hours to restore power.
>>219059866Yothu Yindi are Aussie music royaltyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBYHWKPLEnE
>>219059864I don't think I've ever interacted with a Scottish person unfortunately. She probably will though, you lads are crazy. One day I'll come to Perth and buy shitty cocaine and party with you...
>>219059888Perth fucking sucks, come to Adelaide
Just did a pee out the back garden ^.^
>>219058214Has anyone else been cat fished? I was cat fished when I was a senior and the only thing they got from me is what I wanted to bring a girl to the commons and have coffee. Thank God no nudes or anything sexual
>>219059893I just know that Perth is where they do house/techno music parties.
will need to buy at least a 4tb external hard drive
>>219059897i'm too scared of talking to women online to be catfished
>>219059912'
>>219059912Tell me about it. I need 10.
>>219059907If you want shitty coke and techno go to a bush doof>>219059897Why would you talk to a woman online you don't know?
>>219059917Yes mate because we're all nonces like you
>>219059915No when I was in school since people thought I was weird because I was civ 5 they paid a girl to go on calls to get stuff from me and all they found was that I was cringey. She also said it was sad so stopped doing the calls
>>219059929scrtim
i was talking about films, lads.its external storage for a collection of films. Get your mind out of the gutter
>>219059923I just had some friends that went to Perth, one of them had a gig there and he said the cocaine was very expensive and shitty, but I would like to come party. I don't know much about Australia.
>>219059923Some guys paid a girl to try and cat fish me because I was kind of pathetic in school and they recorded all the calls and posted it on a Instagram account
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HuZZSBDC4U&list=RD6HuZZSBDC4U&start_radio=1what ya'll niggas know 'bout techno
>>219059932I need it for music
>>219059937grow up
>>219059876Been trying to find a clip I remember from 2018ish, was a TV show with a kind of transish piano player and a didgeridoo solo
>>219059935>trythis your way of regaining control over the situation? Sounds very much like they succeeded.
>>219059935Noooooooo...wtf What a bunch of faggots
https://youtu.be/G_E-Mab0H2g
pooing, weeing, farting, and cumming!
>>219059948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs
dude stacy and becky catfished me im done for dude my life it over
>>219059943hs?
>>219059959They wanted to get my nudes but all they got was me showing off my models, my favorite books and wanting to get coffee
>>219059965That's it
>>219059935>>219059976The ultimate chad move is to give them a picture of your huge, hard veiny cockIf that got spread around everyone would respect you
>>219059990grow up mate you're not funny
18 year olds doing coke whilst calling each other twin
>>219059960I mean I was kind of a sad guy really all I did was just read manga, stay in class during lunch and play baseball
mom wont get off my fcking case
>>219059981go to bed you little queer
>>219059990Well honestly I still see myself as pathetic anyway all I want is to have friends really I been struggling with it
>>219060004Ops running scared
>>219059999So what? What a bunch of fags, I hope all of them get aids.
chads gonna get stacy at the playoffs with the wizards this semester and im just sat on the bleachers reading my marrrnnga
Honestly the mental thing about school is when people see someone who clearly just wants to be left alone as a targetweird weird people
>>219060013I don't know i generally I feel pathetic because I was either made fun of or mocked. I was a short autist that was forced into being a pitcher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYnnn6KK2bc
Running full pelt at my bedroom wall like that scene from Philosopher's Stone
>>219060019not really that mental. school is a time in peoples lives where you're supposed to interact with others and socialise and make friends. If you dont do that, you're a freak
>>219060019I was never really targeted after 8th grade besides the cat fish but that was because I generally stopped interacting with people
>>219060030That's not a reason to do this. Fuck them.
>>219060005woke up at five hardly going to go back to sleep now am i
>>219060037Freakazaurus rex me
>>219060037I don't think it's really unreasonable to just not want to interact with peopleYou can have friends outside of school but normgroids don't understand that
>>219060037I was a freak because I used to play stratgey games and look at videos of trains and cars
>>219060048haha yeah all your friends went to another school
>>219060048Honestly mate if I had my way I'd spend the next fifty years until I die interacting with people through a screen
>>219060049>I used to play stratgey games and look at videos of trains and carsktim but i still do this
>>219060058I had friends in school though I just never saw the point of harassing people who don't want to make friends with people because I'm not a freak
>>219060019Dominating others is important in the normie-sphere. A quiet, sensitive lad with learned helplessness who is unable to fight back is ripe for targeting. The norms can curry much favour with their same-sex peers and with the opposite sex by displaying their dominance behaviour over these meek individuals.Obviously you or I wouldn't bully someone who is clearly already having a hard time, but this thought wouldn't occur to the norms invested in 'playing the game' so to speak. To them, the increased status from other members of the group is worth infinitely more than the feelings of this hypothetical loner.
>>219060068Because its anti-social and unusual behaviour and deserves ridicule not that difficult to understand, I think you know that deep down
Reasons I'm a virgin:#1. I've never had sex
>>219060081Nah, if this happened in my school we would fuck them up severely.
>>219060081So is ridiculing people mate but you seem to think it's normal
>>219060092Not really mate, you know its not normal to be anti-social and you're whinging your tits off that you got made fun of for it
thats not what antisocial means
>>219060089for me it's that I'm so tall and musuclar and handsome that women are intimidated by methis is why uglier shorter men than me have girlfriends and have sex
>>219060113kek
>>219060114>>219060114>>219060114
>>219060103Looks like we're going to argue. Let's teach the Britons how to argue. And look at this, there's a new now. I'm going to hit post and there's going to be a new, watch this.
