shrine of mehrunes dagon edition
FUS RO DAH
Mel Gibson Tried to Warn You (And Hollywood Destroyed Him For It)
its legal tender mate
get them posted
>>219065585this has been debunkjed
got the fockin curlin on
>>219065543home..
You can't post thatHe can't post that, someone tell him he can't post that
>>219065484they're obviously daffodils mate
sometimes I meet other people irl who I am dead certain immediately also post on 4chanthey are always ugly obnoxious austists and seeing them makes me hate myself and fear that others look at me the way I look at those people
going to play fallout 3
egg mayonnaise update:yolk status: not grey
>>219065610watch out for radiation! haha
>>219065587what's this stupid cunt so happy about
Going to play with my gf assJk I don't have one
>>219065573what made normoids think 'legal tender' means shops have to legally accept it?shops can legally accept or refuse any kind of payment they want
>>219065620how have you overdone the yolk in 8 minutes they look more like 10 minutes maybe even 11
>>219065606
lunch time is it?
>>219065606uh...erm...maybe i should...excuse me for one second
the Sc*tch taking up roles in stupid winter sports because they're fucking shite at good ones like football and darts
escorts all seem spectacularly disorganisedno wonder they can't do anything else
>>219065641When was the last time England won anything in football or rugby or cricket?
ruined buttplay for myself after accidentally shitting on the floor
>>219065636MUST britbongs put beans in absolutely everything?
>>219065630get an arranged marriage habibi
>>219065652>oryour choice of wordsthey just won a series against Sri Lanka
MUM, I'VE HAD AN ACCIDENT
>>219065634it's all mixing with mayo lad it doesn't really matter
just had some linda mccartney lincolnshire sausages and beans myself
taken a LOT of opioids over the past few days, good thing my tolerance is so high or i would most definitely be dead now
>>219065667woah sri lanka well done mate you must be really proud of yourself everybody cares about cricket after all
shall be sharing a bit more of my incel photography for the lads
My boy's wicked smart
>>219065681you asked and I answered (I won) now fuck off you Scotch cunt
>>219065679i bet you thought that sounded really cool when you typed it out
>>219065679pls be careful
>>219065688That's actually a nice shot
>>219065661I don't want to marry, I want to face fuck bitches deep as I can
>>219065696projecting again are we?
To be fair Scotch comedy is the best in the world
>>219065688nice alley for bumming
>>219065508ktim
>>219065689strongly agree with this proposal to catalog all persons with 98% jewish dnamuch can be done with this
>>219065688love some incel 'tography will take some shots on my incel walk tomorrow
>>219065717Ha ha .. Oor Limmy ..
have had a LOT of coffee today. over 400mg of caffeine easily. thanking the lord and his son that I have such a strong tolerance
hate beans, I'm a legume man through and through
>>219065726No cockshots I hope
cue neighbour sanding his walls for hours on end
>>219065688Hogarthian
Bollocks are quite aromatic at the moment.
>>219065773quite like the smell down there after not showering for a few days
chuckling about that old tattle post saying that Ruby needs a good rogering. Really says a lot about the thought process of middle aged woman - “I require cock”
>>219065742no my camera doesn't have good enough zoom for that haha
>>219065810Maybe you can ask a passerby
how hard would it be to pretend to be Jewish and be believed?
Gonna give it until 8pm.If the escort doesn't reply by then, then I will text her again. That will mean double messaging but I'm well within my rights.Genuinely stresses me out waiting for people to reply. Why can't people just reply quickly?
We will be doing an Incel Photography award this year so get your photos taken for a chance to win big
Me Din DinsJust ran ten miles
>>219065844let jesus be your escort
>>219065859>ketchup on eggsrunt
>>219065859>ketchup not brown sauce on eggsgrim
Ah yes mate, just casually ignore the fact that you're being emotionally manipulated by a prostitute
rorke and leftypol
>>219065887How am I being? I’m not saying you’re wrong but what makes you think I am?It wouldn’t surprise me if she’s playing games with me.
>>219065844>>219065918Sacked Tranny!!
i put valentina hot sauce on my eggs
>>219065954Bingo
>>219065918It isn't a game, they're treating you like shit because they immediately recognise that half their clients are lonely males looking for some sort of attachment to fill their lives with meaningYou are literally just a walking wallet to these people
so hn was posting straight up cp during his melty last night was hethe end must be near for him now
>>219065961valentina nappi's arse juice?
when i see a post start with ah yes, i just know it's going to be a good one
egg mayonnaise sarnie update
ah yes pee pee poo poo
https://voca.ro/18YLwFXHW7if
really fucking hate escortmongtranny because he’s making us normal punters look weird af
>>219065976>>219065918They know full well how miserable you are and just see that as an opportunity to milk you for what you're worth
>>219065978hes posted instructions to make bombs before and nothing happenedpretty sure its not the first time hes posted cheese pizza eitherthe little scrote is like herpes, just keeps coming back again
>>219065995looks lush that
>>219065995peng ga jengggg
>>219066025Ruined his Quorn gimmick for him the other day so he's thrown the toys out the pram
>>219065585
>>219065995pengaleng
>>219066018where do you go for escorts now that adultwork is pozzed?
>>219065978Do you literally go back and check what Heathermong posted last night as soon as you wake up?
>>219066025if anyone knows who he is they should send the police after him >>219066048how
last one for now, captchas doing my nut in
got the urge to knock everyone off that uses e-scooters
>>219066093gorgeous
>>219065976The thing is, this girl seems different. She seems genuinely caring towards me at times and then other times she turns it off and is withholding. She seems like one of those people who thinks she’s cleverer than she is and can play games with someone like me.
>>219065842told a paki fella at work that i was eligible for israeli citizenship through the law of return and he stopped speaking to me
>>219066073no i was in that thread last night and 4chanxt loaded it up when i opened my laptop thanks for your concern though
can't find the nail clippers
>>219066093Pengrim.
>>219066092Mad fun of him on his level, check out this thread:https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/219027801/#219028744He gets upset and has a tantrum, and hasn't got the same reaction he's been fishing for since. If he's actually posted CP he's fucked as they'll pull the VPN logs he's using and he'll be nicked
>>219066161your mum's got a pengrim
had to get stronger nail clippers for my toenails
>>219066123Then you're being manipulated on a basic emotional level by paying for that basic level of intimacy you will only find fulfilling with a loving partner
psst lads, i got the money, you got the stuff?
>>219066206https://youtu.be/mNoo_rNZQ84
The blood of Anglo-Saxon warriors runs through my veins.I pray to Woden.I honour my ancestors.
Where I live we have a McDonalds, burger king, KFC, subway, Starbucks, and recently we got a taco bell, Popeyes and carls jr. I have also heard that there's going to be a UK version of Saturday Night Live even though that's been pretty much dead in America for 5-10 years Do we have anything left in this country?
>>219066213we can't talk here, it's not secure
wrote out a mundane blog post but decided against it
>>219066155So he’s the last thing you do at night and the first thing you do when you wake?
https://youtu.be/PFW2uSCZ0uE
>>219065918>>219066123This is some lad pretending to be me
Very much back to reality
>>219066283he spends his entire life here
>>219066164lol>nicked hes using the botnet so that's doubtful
>>219066263if it makes you feel any better there used to be one of the last open branches of British burger chain Wimpys in my town and it was terrible, did not deserve to be saved
Pretty sure these are the same arguments remain went with and look how that turned out for them
yeah we've got termites in australia too
it was a very nice sandwich x
>>219066319As do you
>>219066093need the early and late sun back asap
>>219066327They turned out to be correct? What's your point
can't be fucking arsed
>>219066283>>219066319 project on
>>219066370My point is even though they were correct they went ahead with it anyway. When have hard left and hard right Looney's ever cared about economic sense. Are you that fucking retarded?
>>219066398Correct is correct I don't care about your rhetoric
there's a Mr Mousey on line two, he says it's urgent?
>>219066321Banking on the fact that he's too thick for that site and is instead shelling out cash for a VPN believing it's 'safer'
>>219066419dire
>>219066419fuck sake lad
why even bother going to work for peanuts when you know there is people out there who can afford a gaff with a cinema in it
on another train, 1st class even
>>219066265OOHHH! kid, you wearin' a wire?
>>219066211same, my nail bed is fucked
>>219066419inconceivably grim, fucking state of that
Leftypol suddenly really hating murals
>>219066452Looking sexy ladTight
>>219066451this is how people who have abandoned christ decorate their homes
>>219066431i doubt he is stupid
>>219066452Doesnt look first class
>>219065543https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Post_Office_scandal>In January 2024, ITV broadcast a television drama, Mr Bates vs The Post Office, which made the scandal a major news story and political issue. it still makes me so angry it makes me even angrier a TV show is the only reason any politicians cared is because of a tv show
>>219066390The British really have just given up haven't they
>>219066451the Deanoplex as it were
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFe7XVsOVQc
>>219066474Christ abandoned the millions of babies that die every year
>>219066484doesn’t feel like it either, but the luxury of not sitting in the same cart as non-whites is worth it
>>219066488>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camelford_water_pollution_incidentYour waters completely brown? Just boil it. Trust the government ok
>>219065543vghhhh, skyrim... home...Did anyone spare that little rat in the mehrunes quest? i just killed him for that awesome dagger.
3 hours since I texted the escort, still hasn't read my message. Two grey ticks.Fucking useless, she is doing this deliberately isn't she? Honestly if she ghosts me then I might as well just give up. I can't deal with the constant stress because you can guarantee if the meeting doesn't go ahead she'll blame me and tell all her prostitute friends.Why can't we just have legal brothels like Germany?
>>219066451i think this all the time and it makes me sad
>>219066506Hardly
>>219066488>TV showFOY
https://youtu.be/kYw_gTWYssM
Rorke meticulously planning how he would make generalplan ost workLeftypol meticulously planning what dress to wear tonight
>>219066542youre quite good at writing desushame you waste it on this boring gimmick
https://mlpnk72yciwc.i.optimole.com/cqhiHLc.IIZS~2ef73/w:auto/h:auto/q:75/https://bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/bafkreifvub4vbugenplevyxs5yzpvt7sxum6hxphffp4zmuxeisplsar3a.jpg
>>219066553Easier for you. You can just move to America easily and make bank
can't remember the last time i had sex where the girl didnt complain it hurt or she was getting sore i hate women all they have to do is literally just lay there still and not whinge, but no, they cant even do that
>>219066558Deanos think this looks good
>>219066619You need to get her more excited then
>>219066601It's not a gimmick lad, I'm being honest.
>>219066619Sad that you do this mate
>>219066611>move to america easily lol
>>219065543greetings from /cum/
>>219066602Windows defender launching himself through my window and bellowing not to open that link
back from the gym, who wants to feel my muscles?
>>219066625Yeah mate it’s horrible, imagine living here. The horror!>>219066658Pretty sure it’s easier for you then anyone else
>>219066602mad to remember Bananaman had his own animated programme
I’m having fantasies about hitting the escort when I see her, like slapping her across the face and chastising her for being so dismissive of me and telling her she can’t do that again. I would never actually do it obviously but I intensely feel the urge. I used to think sex havers were retarded brutes for being violent towards women but now I am beginning to understand the urge.
Neighbourberg was diagnosed with cancer in early January and died last night. Really sad that, lads.
>>219066602all phoneberg’s cameras turned on the second i clicked this link
feeling very depressed again
>>219066717The house is sterile. It has no character
>>219066745glass of water pronto
>>219066713
>>219066745Caught a glimpse of the mirror did you?
*minion voice* Bello it the beekend!!!!
>>219066785They're just friends!! Ok !!
>>219066798Yeah your mum was in it
>>219066739Heaven or Hell? Because if they weren't a Christian, it's Hell.
>>219066757ok yes ill try that>>219066798horrible thing to write
>>219066736You need locking up Tilde
back from my walk just in time to see the fucking mancs score
>>219066785me and who
>>219066813Why was my mum in your home?
>>219066827*dives in mouth first *
Refining my most deeply held and controversial arguments against robots, like an intellectual whetstone
>>219066745try waking up early, having more sunlight hours helps me.
>>219066827calling all homeless niggas, we got a stage 5 sweet treat feast at the back of the Pret
>depressed>talk to parents, gpberg>"lol just go for a walk anon"Thanks guy, solved everything.
that one lad really gonna get his haircut this season innit? He owes Carrick his life
>>219066855She wasn't I said I saw her in the mirror retard
>>219066858Wasnt blowing up alderan a bit much though
rarity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAVVXff_4BM
>>219066886He is a massive hit with the ladies on a night out apparently because they love his viral celebrity status.
>>219066882tried n true advice lad
have to post with an american vpn these days out of fear of two tier kier
>>219066882did you even try it?
>>219066882walking is mint
Is it worth messaging the escort on AdultWork as well as texting her?
>>219066863>more sunlight hoursThat sounds nice but ive seen the sun once in about 3 months thanks to living in the grey north of England.
fucking love trees honestly lads
>>219066893How did you see my mum in the mirror then? We're you at my house?
>>219066954love big old treesthink of all the things they've seen
>>219066962Not explaining myself to you, do better
>>219066920you people ever see a tree in the middle of an empty field and think, why is it there, how did it get there.
>Access Denied>You don't have permission to access "http://www.next.co.uk/shop/department-homeware-productaffiliation-lighting/category-desktablelamps" on this server.screaming what are NEXT doing?
>>219066954Love England me
>>219066986works on my machine
alri
>>219066949fuck off and die you sad wanker
hello france
>>219066978I just asked a question mate, if you don't want to explain your joke that's fine
>>219066849But Harrogate isn’t in Netherlands
>>219067029It wasn't a joke
>>219067001got it working now. They require a cookie to access most of the site, so you have to go through to next.co.uk first. Stupid design
>>219067024Epstein is like the chillest pedophile.
coffee and a negerboll (niggerball, as it’s translated too) for me
>>219067054In his emails he was called “the super Jew”
>>219067046Right ok? How did you see my mum in the mirror then?
that scared the shit out of me
>>219066912No, that was the only star wars film that he wasn't in, alderaan was a dedicated unrepentant rebel traitor planet, and its population was literally just millions, on par with the death star not a real planet
never head a so-called "headache", don't believe they exist, and it's just an excuse
Tomorrow morning I WILL go for a run!!! I will not bitch out
>>219066827it not right
'cellin the time away
me with the lads
>>219067084Because she's so fucking enormous mate, that's how
Absolutely did that lad rotten lmao
>>219067123why not today? too much of a pussy?
annie are you walkingannie are you walkingare you walking annie
eating a blowjob
>>219067154Cheers for explaining it mate. Wasn't really that funny though truth be told
only like the band Paramore because the singer girl is hotthey would be a worse band if she weren't so cute
Honestly think that the escort has double-crossed me. She said not to bother with using booking requests on AdultWork as she knows me well now and just to text her.We agreed to meet on Sunday 8th Feb, so I texted her 3.5 hours ago confirming I'm good. Still hasn't even read my message.This is really making me lose any attraction to her.
>>219067153botnet user, rapelad, Ariana Homosexual, Rorke
>>219067195Bit like you then
>>219067199i like them cos of their good songs and all their drama and cos they're like a christian rock band who do pop punk for teenage girls
>>219067104I watched andor and they were crying about the "genocide" of this other planet. Its population was 800,000 thats nothing in a galaxy of trillions
>>219067081literally sucking an orange spark myself but only go for the 3 dots (10mg)
>>219067172Didn’t have a great sleep, woke up to go for one but then decided against it.
are lilly
>>219067248sc
>>219067117These dark satanic benches
>>219067218What's like me?
st john the plaptist
>>219067191FUCKING BLOWJOB
>>219067248@grok is this real and who are these people
>>219067234love me orange spark, got the 4/6 (10.9) and loathe the day i need to quit
>>219067248@Grok put them both in bikinis
Holy, holy, holy is the Lord, Holy is the Lord God almighty. Who was, and is, and is to come,
ok, so your hung like a horsethat don't impress me much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijwW8XnSd5QNow there's a blast from the past, an ancient gimmick, I wonder if limmy browses /brit/
>>219067322need to snog shania twain in her pomp
>>219067226there's a lass at my toil who looks just like the singer, same orange hair and everything, so I have been listening them to a lot recently and also imagining that girl is my girlfriend
God doesnt lie.
>>219067341Fucking hell what a boring post
Compare this to the look of Peter Mandelson, Daniel Finkelstein, and Jason Isaacs.
>>219067248is that the onlyfans girl who does 1000 man gangbangs?
>>219067341this is my favourite because it's a good song but also because she's right that nothing does compare to a quiet evening alonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei8hPkyJ0bU
https://youtu.be/szVy9TCQIcg?t=512
Just had the poshest delivery man ever. Sounded like the king
>>219067370yeah that's a good one I was listening to that the other day. I also enjoy 'Ignorance':https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5DfeIb-AWo
You lads out on the lash tonight then?
>>219067413i've never had teeth that white
happy days lads
ok, so you can insert a USB the right way first timethat don't impress me much
>>219067416Going to fondue evening because winter Olympics and im middle aged (31)
>>219067416No drinking I am Christian
>>219067416nah, off to some posh tapas restaurant with dadberg’s side of the family
this is an enjoyable paramore-adjacent videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk8RFcd6j0I
>>219067270Your mum
>>219067440Saint Kier
>dadberg’s side of the familyIsn't that your family as well though?
>>219067213probably tired of your neediness
>>219067416I don't drink
>>219067213Just keep messaging her mate. Women love tenacity
>>219067416Don't drink me, have an intolerance to it and don't get positive effects. Made fuck all difference to my social life anyway because I'm a shut in.
>>219067482But I hardly message her.>>219067497I'm gonna wait until 8pm or so. Then text again.It I get no response by 9:30pm, then I'll message on AdultWork.
>>219067496>don't drinkWhy?Are you a Christian as well?
Gonna do Yes Man (2008) but No Man (2026) and just say no to everything.
pasta and kale and broccoli and mushrooms for tea
>hardly message her>i will message her three times todayok then needy cunt
>>219067517>I hardly message her.>I'm gonna wait until 8pm or so. Then text again.>It I get no response by 9:30pm, then I'll message on AdultWork.do you even read this shit you are typing?
The whole prostitute industry is messed up.Complete seller's market. People say "oh just treat it like a business" yet escorts are completely disorganised and useless and are completely temperamental.
>>219067474got your mum’s and dad’s side don’t you, unless.. of course..
>>219067517then if she doesn't respond to that go to where she lives and bang on the window
>>219067559leave it on r/letterboxd next time yeah?
>>219067575Why are you responding to him
>>219067581No
>>219067559will you not set up a bank transfer to my account and give me all of your money?
>>219067576>completely disorganised and useless and are completely temperamentalall women in every walk of life
>>219067568I messaged her this morning to confirm I'm good for tomorrow's meeting. I expect her to respond. That was 3.5 hours ago.She hasn't even read that so if she doesn't get back to me by 8pm I will have to message again >>219067575I don't normally do this. Normally she replies quickly which is why I am panicking.
>>219066558>Hardly>Posts a McDeano Mansion
>>219067617Deano would literally never be able to afford that
no use trying to talk sense into the senseless
>>219067638why not?
>>219066451You can do this yourself mateJust get a chair and a projector and plug some speakers into itCould probs do it in £2k
back from toilx
>>219067647idk it just sounded profound so i posted it
>>219067650Grow up mate
>>219067416no I drank 2 bottles of wine last night so will be having a sensible one tonight
>>219067604I honestly can't deal with them.
>>2190676732k a bit steep on your UC is it
got O Positive blood me. Normie blood as it were
>>219067695O negative me, never given blood in my life though
>>219066882>"lol just go for a walk anon"
no idea what blood type I amnot my job to know is it
>>219067695No idea what mine is
>>219067695I'm O negative. keep getting letters begging me for blood
my blood type is syrup
>>219067717selfish lad, that's the universal donor type as well
poo running through these veins
Just farted and it smelled of the hard boiled egg I had for lunch
>>219067737
>>219067717>>2190677297% of the population has this blood and there just happens to be two people in the very small community of /brit/ on 4chan on a Saturday afternoon who won't donate it?Don't believe it for a second
>>219067633>Deanos arent footballers>Footballers aren't deanosGot me there m9
