LET'S ALL BE LOVELY FUCKING FRIENDS AND PLAY WITH ONE ANOTHER'S COCKS edishJUST LOVELY FUCKING LADS BRITISH BANTS sub-edish
welsh lives matter
>>219076806No they don't
把一切交付于梦境和优美的浪潮青春自由似乎理所应得只唱情歌看不到坦克
>>219076806They don’t exist
posting niggardly
wanking a cock with my arse
>>219076823was just saying this down the golden harvest
I'm Welsh
:)
>>219076806
>>219076782This is so gonna be me to cute uni lads when I'm 40. Just begging for some cute, nubile young twink cock n bum lol.
hi
cage every umposter
europe is banning tiktok cus it's too addictive
>>219076864UM x
>>219076855err bit gay
half 8 already and all ive done today is have a 2 hour nap and went to lidlfucking weekends nearly over
>>219076840KINO
>>219076851Why does he look like James May
>>219076864
mmm delish.
violently drug abusing weed
NEETS live happier longer lives and wagies are paying for it.
>>219076880that's how it works matesome drinks tonight then wake up at 11 tomorrow and then it looms.it looms like a bloody spectre over all of Europe
Lads, cans?Not sure if I should or not
Business idea: British National Republican Army.1st Armoured Guards Division "Sir Oswald Mosley"2nd Infantry Division "William Joyce"3rd Infantry Division "Jonathan Bowden"4th Armoured Division "Henry Morgan"5th Infantry Division "Thomas Carlyle"6th Infantry Division "John Tyndall"7th Infantry Division "Enoch Powell"8th Armoured Division "Colin Jordan"9th Mechanised Division "Arnold Leese"10th Armoured Division "Francis Drake"11th Mountain Division "Alfred the Great"12th Parachute Division "John Amery"13th Infantry Division "Alexander Raven Thomson"
love my weighted blanket but washing it is a paincan't use spin in my machine due to the weight and when it's done it just drips water everywhere
>>219076882yeah for her to be about 15 years younger lol
>>219076880watched peep show, olympics and the rugbyweekend well spent
>>219076896bitch needs chapstick
>>219076896her lips are fucked though
shabana mahmood cei joi
>>219076908Well isn't that just fascinating >>219076914That too
*enters the thread*
>>219076896Aristocratic
love my poo blanket but washing it is a paincan't use spin in my machine due to the poo inside and when it's done it just drips poo water everywhere
Worried for the future of our country
>>219076912'
>>219076881hell yeah
>>219076940;)
(8) this is outrageousthis is contagious (8)
>>219076782i can't believe i was forced into a house party yesterday because i admitted i wanted to be hit by a bus and be mangled by the tires
I'm entering the supermarket, the egg with the most votes is the one I'll take
reading Legend of the Galactic Heroes Volume 7: Tempest
>>219076962CREME
>>219076928got anything fascinating to post then?
can't read brit in public because it makes me involuntarily burst out laughing like a spaz
>>219076962Creme eggs aren't the same. Go for a caramel and a biscoff. They pair nicely one after the other.
wanking and moaning like a girl
*quietly goes about being the best uniform of WW2*
>>2190769781 vote for creme
>>219077000make that two
>Day at Ludlow Castle>Weekend in Penzance>Step outside comfort zone>Day at St Michael's Mount>Weekend visiting friends at UCL>Day at Ripley Castle>Find true love>Day at Reform Conference>Fortnight in Lisbon>All travel by plane and trainRorke's Summer Itinerary.
>>219076882much much bigger arse and tits obviously
I'm getting one egg. Creme, caramel and biscoff in a three-way tie
GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS
>>219077021could probably do a walk in the brecon beacons then go hay on wye for books then ludlow castle all in one day corr
paedo botnet putting in overtime on this thread I see
is it normal to look at trucks or trains and think about throwing your self underneath them
kek everywhere
>>219077058are you indian?
>All travel by plane and train Am I supposed to walk to these places, you fucking idiot.
remember thishttps://www.campaignlive.co.uk/article/jeremy-clarksons-top-gear-german-ad-joke-receives-complaints/924966
There are worms swimming around in my toilet post poo again
I see a few of you are enjoying my gimmick of copying other posts lol
well rorke?
>>219077068Genuinely insane how liberal gaylites LITERALLY think humans are interchangeable cogs.
I might link my ting from Barking.
Seriously though why are they like this?
>>219077102well fuck
>>219077068the flood from halo
>>219077075>>219077088no I am irish and polish so i am closer to mexicans than indian but i am a subhuman with a low iq and ugly looks
India and other places show why strict racialism is necessary.Imagine a South America or India entirely populated by blonde Nordics.
>>219077112ireland is pretty much englandpakistan and india are non western countries and don't align with our values, traditions and culturenot hard is it mate
tommy wobinson on the ropes
>>219077121Saw something about some folklore figure in India who stood in front of a train and stopped itApparently they're trying to recreate it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfOGqhe0S0Ykino
insomniatoil hath been looming for the better part of 4 days and now i'm doing hallucinationtoil
>>219076896i dont think they do
Me? Can trace my ancestry back to the 16th century Coventry.
>>219077112Fucking Ireland is just little England ffs
>>219077166boo!
I barely touched it with my intermediate phalanges when it popped smoove out in 0.2223 seconds
dunno what to eat. im hungry but not for anything in particular.
>>219077132 they are disgusting they are like nurgle beasts
reckon seeing a man buy a creme egg gives girls the 'ick'
>>219077171Taylor Not-So Swift
off to bed
>>219077222bet you chucled to yourself posting this
>>219077132you sound like bloody hitler
you'll never take away my gamer pride
When are we going to admit there is a problem?
>>219077163I would unironically love to go to Iran/Iraq/Syria/Yemen but I'm too scared because of the politics/terrorism situation.
>>219077233night x
I'm afraid I haven't the foggiest
>>219077132sincere question are you blonde or are you not even the main character of your own rorkeian fantasies
>>219077233bit early but na night
>>219077273future /brit/ poster back rightyou'll know when you see him
just heard someone called timmy maylish say nobody eats holes in stollen sand
house party was gay i literally sat and played total war empire and whooped everyones ass as prussia
>>219077277If i was in Syria I would have started gooning in the sex shops and then they would behead me for being an infidel
>>219077132its called kin selection. only jewden and nogs can have that. otherwise its problematic
>>219077310Like looking at pictures of children do we?
It's already over for Western Europe as far as I'm concerned People had to act a decade ago
>>219077296yeah got dark blonde hair
>>219077273I don't see a problem, chud
>>219077333it can't be that bad if its over for europe then what about Australia Canada or new Zealand
>>219077328Yes.
>>219077273>map in the back is of africascream
>>219077156https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90z_URYjc1cvery strange new leak
see how clean the foil is? the creme egg just flew right outusing your intermediate phalanges is a cheat code for opening these in less than a second
Yes.
foing a poo
eating TWO bananas for dinner as part of the "lose weight plan"heard they make you very full while not having many calories
>>219077379pictured on his way to work
I think I hate virgin freaks
eating THREE bananas for dinner as part of the "lose weight plan"heard they make you very full while not having many calories
>>219077401Need to be kinder to yourself lad x
sticking my finger up my caboose
>>219077353No idea about those other places but Britain is done People are only beginning to mobolise and the government are still hell bent on mass immigration
>>219077411well he wont be showing up around here anymore after this donnage
D'oh!
>>219077390eat carrots
virgin man but still look down on kissless freaks
>>219077425CWLTSHC
>>219077390wrong. i could eat 10 bananas. they are way too fucking peng. try something less tasty like broccoli and cauliflower. you can literally stuff yourself and only consume 200 calories. or this >>219077440
>>219077353>AustraliaCHINK'D and JEET'D with a side of ABO'D, also megacucked, covid lockdowns on par with China etc>CanadaTiny population. Becoming JEET'D very quickly>NZMore sheep than people, cucked to Maori retards, will become JEET'D like every other nice place.
>>219077457Not an attractive camera angle
>>219077457can tell she has a spanish accent or something just by the way her lips move
saw a cute little goth paki woman earlier and that was probably the highlight of my day
>>219077425I don't get it
>I'm 70 and flatshare with five people - it's the only way I can live on my pensiongrim
>>219077390eat unripe bananas for the resistant starch
i love women
>>219077478Not an attractive post
It's actually insane to me that people fell for the "fertility rates" propaganda that justify immigration.Like nobody I've ever met had enough brain cells to stop and think for a second and asked what would happen if our population decreased and whether the supposed problems are actually problems.
>>219077503how do you fail this badly as a boomer? they literally had everything handed to them
Can I get vegemite in bongland? And arnotts biccies?
>>219077440mm good idea I think I will eat some carrots
>>219077517It's actually insane to me that people fell for the "fertility rates" propaganda that justify immigration.Like nobody I've ever met had enough brain cells to stop and think for a second and asked what would happen if our population decreased and whether the supposed problems are actually problems.
nanberg on the ropes
Can tell my left lung is fucked, absolutely FUCKED
>>219077471i live in new england outside of boston the whole place is either rich commuter suburbs or white trash places were people go around calling each other fags and getting drunk
>>219077522No, bring a surplus with you.
>>219077530get her rko'd
>>219077530bondage?
epoisses is a peng cheese
dont want london to do the olympics again because you just know the opening ceremony woule be full of you know whats
pussy is a peng cheese
need a lovely gf
how do i get the missusberg to allow me to root her up the clacker?
>Yes, you can buy Vegemite in the UK, primarily from major supermarkets like Tesco, Sainsbury's, and Morrisons (especially larger stores or international sections), online retailers like Amazon UK, or specialty Australian/international food shopsWhy did he lie to me? Why do poms HATE Aussies?
>>219077569it won'twe don't have the money and likely never willeventually the olympics will become too expensive and nobody will want to run it
>>219077583buy anal toys and introduce them gradually
>>219076782Why didnt she just say how she was?
>>219077569last opening ceremony was commieslop produced by a plastic paddy for whom our culture is no more than are nhs
>>219077579ktim
amyone watching 1% club
new bizly droppedrobwords too
>australian food shop
>>219077614nah i smash it every time, bored of it now
>>219077614me
>>219077614
>>219077591never seen it stocked here in my life, all the international food is either polish, chinese or african
>>219077530
>>219077527corpos would have less consumers and workers and the line would go down
Hitler (rightly) saw that Germany was a civilisation and not a state, and attempted to save it, and Europe, from Bolshevism.
like this choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOfJ47VE31E
Fun fact: Australia is food independent
>>219077598she'll think i'm bent and that i'm buying them for myself
>>219077668okaynow what
>>219077644leftypol sees this and still hates ai kino
>>219077643seen it several times in tesco and sainsburys, not the express stores mind you
What's the difference between Tesco, Sainsbury's and Morrisons? Do Brits have Coles and Woolworths?
>>219077676thats until you shove one right up her shite pipe
>>219076896the fuck is spf
rorke loves his ai slop
>Indigenous British people are White so no arguments about stolen land>Benefits can be cut>NHS is Britain's largest employer, can be privatised and jobs cutThis is why I'm hopeful that Britain will flourish in the not so distant future
>>219077668Imagine Britain and France let him population Eastern Europe with Germans and worked together to beat the sovietsWe'd probably have martian settlements by now
>>219077642has she got her knob out yet?
How would YOU fix the British healthcare system?Insurance system? Medical savings accounts?
>Indigenous British people are White so no arguments about stolen landnot so fast Rorke!
>>219077709>bennies can be cuttheoretically yespractically nolook what happened with the two child benefits cap
>>219076896Got better skin than this (36)
Still a tad rough off them beers last night. Keeping to the wuppas tonight.
Leftypol seeing an AI video and lamenting that an entire olympic swimming pool worth of water suddenly stopped existing because of it
scrannin a milky bar yoghurt like the manchild I am
why are niggas always talking shit
>>219077738time for bed grandad
>>219077725dont know unsubscribed ages ago as £12 for no cock and no hole was taking the piss the sexy little tease
>>219077695i'd be sent down for bum rape
>>219077709Part of me is hopeful too but something has to happen pronto As long as leftypol is at the wheel he has free reign to crash and burn the place
>>219077709>Indigenous Britishno such thing
>>219077744Get the lines in lad x
>>219077591Read your question back. This is why we struggle with you btw. Lack of attention to detail from too much surfer fun in the sun melting your brain.
>>219077709>Indigenous British people are whiteActually the Cornish are considered a minorityCeltic Britons (The real indigenous) have largely died off, your land is free for the taking
>>219077614>always get the 30% or 20% question wrong>always get the 1% question rightwhat kind of mong-genius am I?
It's Saturday night lads, why are you here instead of out enjoying yourselves with friends?
It’s Saturday nightWhy are you on here instead of some house party or pub?
>>219077764there's a couple of decent clothed arse pics but thats the height of it
>>219076934Was she actually... good
>>219077794autism
>>219077796>>219077800
>>219077725>she>knob Come on now anon
>>219077796>>219077800saturday night discord
>>219077796I've been at toil and can't be arsed to go out.Obviously, I have no friends so I wouldn't be going out anyway, but it's nice to have an excuse for once
>>219077021Genuinely sounds great
>>219077372It's not very good s:
>>219077750that is bad but on the bright at least it's poisoning whole neighbourhoods in Texassmall miracles :3
feeling dysphoric
Just drew this lads
Might get the GTA IV on
>>219077800Because I'm 28 years old with no charisma, can't hold a conversation or eye contact, cowardly, meek and it almost goes without saying but I've got no mates
>>219077725>>219077764need you little freaks strapped down to a stretcher and euthanised
if you buy a laptop abroad and unpack they will never know you bought it there and you don't have to pay import taxmight take a flight to america get me a new laptop and save myself £600
>>219077840Work isn't an excuse for not going out, most people consider it a reason to do it
>>219077853ktim but I'm 25
>>219077861Enjoy getting ICE'd
>>219077021phwoooaarrr
>>219077544You will have a 30 meter Vishnu statue within a 10 mile radius of your home within 20 years.
You could meet a nice girl, flirt with her, maybe even have sex
>>219077021No way you can pack all of this into a single summer
>>219077851*applause*
>>2190777785 weeks off the sniff as of tomorrow. Dealer still texts me his shitty deals every other day. He can do one.
>>219077843probably larry livid that it got leaked~ shopping at saks feel like sainsburys ~
listening to asmr and playing cs
>>219077884i could meet her but i couldn't hold a conversation because i'm boring and my hobbies are shit and boring to normies
As far as east Asians go the Chinese are quite ugly
>>219077884She looks like she would enjoy rough anal
wanking to overwatch porn again aren't i
>>219077909i've been planning to book a holiday to sweden but /int/ has put me off because i know if i went to stockholm it would be all africans might try finland instead
>>219077884Could also get rejected and feel like a worthless cunt for months after like the last time i tried this
Going to the doctor this week and asking to be signed off work for a month for depression. Its either that or I need to quit. I need time off or im going to end up doing something drastic.
>>219077924Japanese > Koreans (natural) > Chinese > Koreans (facelift)
>>219077945got rejected a decade ago and i still think about it
>>219077864Yes it is. Woke has ruined everything it touches it's a plight on-*re-reads your post*Never mind.
us
>>219077884wish i looked like that
He can't post that
its saturday night but ive got the shits quite bad so i didn't go out even though i wasn't going out anyway but now ive got the shits so im definitely double not going out
>>219077959me and who
Rejection is normal. You can’t let yourself build it up into this big thing. Water off a duck’s back
Reckon I need a few hobbiesWhat makes the birds weak in the knees for a bloke? Crochet?
lmao the taffs got fucking battered
>>219077457Ktim
steve laws owned this jew lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSuXaBpGlA4
that's literally not us at all because you keep ignoring me
>>219078003
missed bandcamp friday again award
well maybe stop being incredibly rude and hurtful then
>>219077959Haha reminds me of my two mums
imagine, right now lads there are people out shagging or preparing to get shagged. meanwhile here we all are, in our smelly bedrooms posting on 4chan!
I apologised several times for it
>have traced my ancestry>was under the impression that I was fully British and Irish>have been able to trace ancestry back five generations in all directions>do Ancestry DNA test just for the hell of it>17% Dutch, 8% Italian>shitloads of cousins in Italy and the Netherlands so grandmother 100% cheated on my grandfather with some Dutch-Italian guy
>>219078012Why is the racist guy so funny looking and feeble?
>>219078003Routinely have this conversation with my neurotypical siblings and we always end up at the same stalemate because they don't understand that asking someone out feels like as reasonable as jumping on a bonfire in my fucked up head
>>219077949Doc will try to throw pills at you. Realise depression is a natural reaction to an unsatisfying or stressful environment. Sounds to me like you recognise your work as a prime stressor, so maybe you need to pack that in and either do what makes you better, or start working towards that aim. Get well anon
>>219078064cant address his points so you attack his looks, typical leftypol troon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kLTR74qlzg
>>>219078007waheeeeyyyyy
I try and be strong and manly and i end up losing my real self. Is no good
>>219078082I’m neither a leftypol or a troon Just thought these guys were meant to be the master race or something
>>219078061Based. As an Anglo-Italian, I welcome you into the club
>.<
>>219078110fucking fat poof
>>219078115so you're brown? kek go home
>>219078071I used to be like that and now I’m notDunno what happened except that I had sex
>>219078005cumming and wanking
>>219078096Completely inferior to the McDonalds game, both in terms of lore and the actual musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdvPAvDsBQA
>>219078005Photography I reckonGot close with the toilfu after she found out I did amateur photography, she asked if I could take some portraits of her for fun and I used it as an opportunity to waffle about being able to feel her energy through the pictureIf women think you've got an eye for aesthetics then you can butter them up with compliments about their form and beauty n whatever and they believe it
me always picking the girl character in video games:
>>219078096i like this
>>219077508
>>219078061Ancestry DNAs are fake. Identical twins have taken them and gotten different results. Plus the CEO of 23andme has admitted to skewing the results to mess with 'racists'.You've basically just been conned into giving your DNA to a company.
>when she realizes no /brit/poster will ask her out
As a prank we should set one of these girls up with Diego
>>219078169ktim
>>219078180Wouldn’t mind fucking their pussies!!
Is Durham Uni really just seen as Aldi Oxbridge?
>>219077960My first rejection was 22 years ago and I still think about it with embarrassing frequency.
>>219078180normalfag whoresget their skulls crushed
>>219078180thank you for sharing this webm, was really important that you shared this soundless video of some dumb sluts dancing in some european plaza, cheers mate
>>219078200how low is that twat holding his pint
>>219078182>chuddies cope when they get 2% african
>>219078180Would love to kick fuck out of them
>>219078183shes perfectly placed for a knee to the chin here
>>219078229lmao
>>219078200noo aha dont do it!!>>219078229looks ridiculous
>>219078213Durham, along with similar unis like St Andrews, Exeter, and Warwick are often considered to be for "Oxford Rejects" -- so yeah
>>219078229Clearly a stemmed glass But yes. Weird behaviour
>>219078222>>219078235>>219078241evil men
>>219078261ouch
and that's me out on the 5% question
>>219078229Why is this so funny ffs
still in at the 1%
>>219078211>>219078222>>219078228>>219078235Good evening incels
my wife's boyfriend beat me up lads
*starts shivering and shaking uncontrollably before pointing at the post count with a haunted look*
sex with Ramona
the laissez-faire economist is aff tae bed unforch
Get it made.
>>219078218ktim18 years ago, asked her out over myspaceshe said "no sry :/" verbatim, it's seared into my gay little mindbunked off school the next day out of embarrassmentshe asked me if being rejected was the reason I was off school and I laughed and said no I missed the bus and some twat in our friend circle told her I didn't because I was on the bus in the morning and just didn't go into schoolbusted, double embarrassed almost cried from shame
>>219078296in tekken?
>>219078321>>219078321>>219078321
didn't apply for Oxbridge because I was ill from school the day they held a talk for everyone who wanted to go there and I couldn't be bothered to write my personal statement by November (or whenever it was)Often wonder how my life could have gone if I hadn't been sick that day or if I'd been bothered to sit down and write that statement
>>219078264>>219078295We’re just normal men
>>219078309who? more?
>>219077115He is a fucking rightwinger you mong
