Cardiff edition
>>219078321hello lithuania
The escort sent me a smiling face with hearts emoji Is that good?
nonce
Had enough of this fucking life
*enters the thread*
>>219078319scream
>>219078313we should stop doing that. stop making news. or limit it to one new thread per week.
very easy 1% question that
I think about embarrassing moments from my past with increasing frequency. Can't be a good sign.
Oxford was the only uni I applied for for my PhD and I got inTop kek
well done lads you've only gone and let a literally who country make are new
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus#Early_life
>>219078347She sent it with a straight face while rushing to reply to 10 other messages
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1770495233305815.webmcan only imagine what it's like...
>>219078366I bet youd like that janmanless work for you but youd get the same pay
turkish gf, need one
completely misunderstood the 1% question and would've left with egg on my face
>>219078321The cry for help fit
stepmum snoring her obese piggy little head off again
>>219078381But you can't really tell anyone that because here in Aus you'll get bashed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zywuUmsWl8c
>>219078338hello united kingdom
>>219078347She meant the smiling face with dollar signs but missed
https://www.youtube.com/watch/?v=kLSEywsZ3MEdid he cook?
>>219078429bruh this girl has a moustache :skull:
>>219078381What PhD did you do?
>>219078420ever shagged her up the arse?
French angel gf, need one
on the craft beers
How does the Oxbridge admissions/interview system work, presumably they're comparing students with the same top grades and who have similar extracurricular activities?
>>219078420You need to be fat shaming 24/7. Get to work
>>219078461does she have a...?
>>219078420Sleep apnea might be serious
>>219078462done him, as you brits say
>>219078483she's started calorie counting and exercising but doubt itll stick for longer than a few weeks
>>219078475They do weird logic puzzles you can only solve through networking before the interview at events that only the children of wealthy people have access to.
>>219078461*nod as long mouth agape no idea what shes saying *
>>219078458Earth Sciences>>219078475I had no extra curriculars. You send in a resume, three references and some old work + a proposal and that's it. No interview. Probably going to lose out in the scholarship round because of that? Idk
Well well, look who matriculated to grade 9SOMEONE wants to get into university
is now a good time to go 100% into stocks
>>219078548don't know
>>219078549
>>219078549need an @ pronto
>>219078549You can see her boobs
gonna suck down zero beers today
anime cunt fuck off
>>219078494Southerners pint glass
>>219078548Nobody has ever gone broke buying stocks, so yes
aff tae goon gumpas
>>219078548have you been given a sentence by a medieval court? teehee
wow ai slop ghibli maryvery christian of you
>>219078491I like to imagine the microphone is a thick Senegalese member
aff tae crazy toown
>>219078596
>>219078577AMAZING post
>>219078475they have psychoanalytic tests and interview you where they ask you stupid bullshit questions which they only let you pass if you're a tarq or a wog
Ramona? I hardly know her
>>219078462fiji water is £2 a bottle what a waste
>>219078613nice samefag
love are scouse rose Stellahttps://www.reddit.com/r/stellafrancis/
gfgfdhfdgfd
>>219078549she can comb my baldy
>>219078616Stop being jealous
>>219078613>he forgot about hidden idsscreaming
making love to a packet of fridge raiders
>>219078610how does this work then
It flew out in 0.222223 secondsI can't believe how effective intermediate phalanges are at disrobing these
shitting my own poos
>>219077115 #He is a fucking rightwinger you mong
>>219078347She's making an effort. Yes, that's good.Too many hookes are lazy sluts.
There are some reddits in which there are actual humans having organic conversations
>>219078602Mad how mary shelly is more famous than Percy yet less talented
>>219078673>0.222223how did you time this exactly?
>>219078633why do they make themselves look like arabs
>>219078362>cyclist on pavementJustice boner.
>>219078716black pussy changed him
I have become dullThe disgusting energy of work is to blame
>>219078705*right wing*Evidently not
wearing a red bandana tied around my neck
>>219078725yeah that's cool, have you seen r/OnlyIfShesPackin ?
Couple of ham salad sandwiches gone down like a good'un
>>219078784Good lad
>[Deleted]What was it?
dem creme eggs lush
What's even the point of shagging an escort when you know she doesn't like you and you're in a spot where 5 other blokes have been that morning
reckon there are at least 3 biological women lurking in this thread
Got banned from r/CasualUK
>>219078795video of an animated woman lifting up her skirt to reveal her huge penis spurting thick cum
today's material
>>219078803I'd rather just have a wank
>>219078819what for lad
>>219078803Who cares?
right that's a woman sitting on her boyfriends lap kissing him until her flaccid penis becomes fully erect
>>219078827the one on the left is fit but i've forgotten her name
>>219078827ah yes bree daniels and cadey mercury is it
>>219078827Cadey Mercury could've been the next big thing>>219078840I'm just saying, there's no satisfaction from escorting. There's no love, no sensuality, no excitement and no sense of conquest because you paid her
why do they post the same fucking images in every thread get some new fucking webms ya muppets
i fucking hated that god awful house party everyone there wouldn't leave me alone so i just played postal 2 and some girl got offended by it
>>219078874This reminds me to kill myself
>>219078813They should post and become the new Aisha
>>219078835Sharing my point of view
>>219078875am quite partial to evelyn claire lately, she's like a delicate porcelain doll who made the unfortunate decision to deface her beautiful skin with tattoos, although she's also defacing her vagina with BBC so i suppose the former is the lesser concern
>>219078875Dunno, stick your dick in a woman who knows how to work it, chat about whatever, leave without all the extra bollocks, and no spending all night trying to get a hookup and maybe failing. I get it
right well that's two anime girls with horse ears dancing in a field before being blasted into the air by unrelenting force
MOOOODS
>>219078910on you know whos?
>>219078877*runs away from her my face red like a beetroot*
>>219078900kys
>>219078877fucking 3/10 this
>>219078877
>>219078897No bruh u got the wrong idea
remember gylfi sigurdssonwhatever happened there
>>219078877You see this kinda bint on Naked Attraction with tattoos covering half the body, and a saggy arse and minge
>>219078977Died
>>219078969what a goal
>>219078954Big baps tho
>>219078977Got caught being a nonce did he not
>>219078911Eh I'm partial to a bit of Anna Bell Peaks, so tattoos aren't that bad if they're tasteful. >>219078978>stick your dick in a woman who knows how to work it, chat about whatever, leave without all the extra bollocks, and no spending all night trying to get a hookup and maybe failing
>>219078877I like a woman who drinks beer
did the deer headbutt the ball, did he?
actually cannot believe the shit that people on reddit find funnyi know it's my fault for using reddit but fucking hell
>>219079000>MOOOODS
>[Deleted]roaring
>>219078429mad how you just know exactly what this smug pseud tranny's opinions on absolutely everything are after listening for 5 secondsthey must be genuinely made in a factory somewhere
i like a woman you can hold on to something
>>219079031America is so kino
>>219079031um
>>219079034actually cannot believe the shit that people post on /brit/ find funnyi know it's my fault for using /brit/ but fucking hell
>>219078803>what's the point of having sexNice cope, incel.
>>219079031where's the school shooter when you need him
>>219079031Kid has an Uncle "in the army"
>>219079045listened to 5 seconds because of this post and didnt enjoy the experience
turning on the vpn to click an imgur link has it really come to this
Might go bed early tonight team still a bit unwell from last night. Bloating mostly gone but still feel a bit fatigued and got a headache
>>219079092Difference between us is you'd fuck Bonnie Blue, I wouldn't
>>219078429genuinely look like this
clearing my history and having to do 100 "pick the image with exactly 2 stars with 4 spikes" puzzles again
>I am Evil>I killed themQuotes from innocent victim of a miscarriage of justice Lucy Letby
>>219079095>cianiggers on the 'left' turn the kids into benders>cianiggers on the 'right' convince one of them to shoot up all the othersprogress
>>219078499ive never said that phrase in my life
>>219079031O SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>219079136It's the first time in a decade all her supporters got a stiffy, which is why they think she;s innocent
>>219079136she was talking about the cadbury eggs she scranned that were supposed to be for her friend
>>219079121What's the original of this? He's literally me
I'm a 30 year old man I should be able to wear smart shoes
>>219078874Emergency services do this though
>>219079173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74&list=RD1lyu1KKwC74&start_radio=1
>>219079173music video for Bitter sweet symphony
lovely fucking braphog lucky guy i'm jealous
>>219079045>after listening for 5 secondsjokes on you i figured it out from the thumbnailand yes there is a factoryhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MKUltra>>219079136you know how women talk about the most blatant serial-homicide hundred tattoos career criminal kind of guy and how they'd still want to fuck him in spite of how obviously stupid that is?when i see this picture i think i get it
bitter simp incelphony
gfberg's 2 years younger than me but i've successfully managed to convince her that i'm 2 years younger than her, not even for any particular reason, just wanted to see how long i can get away with it before she finds out
>>219078548I've been shorting the FTSE 100 for 6 months. Fucker just won't go down.Trailing yield is currently below 3%, which recalls the pandemic and the dotcom bubble.
>>219078429where do you even find this shit
>>219079045yeah the factory is the internet and we are all on it too
need need need a boyfriend
>>219078803shag is a shag
>>219079224screaming
>>219079245Thats what you get your monster
>>219079289Not really it feels mentally different
>>219079289scarcity oriented mindset. Literal third world brain.
might do a new bg3 run as a druidhaven't played as one yet
>>219079240pedo groomer
>>219079031bring back bullying
>>219078977he went back to iceland after charges were dropped
I literally pointed at the screen and shouted "KINO"
>>219079313nah unc, millenials had bullying and you are the most gay, evil and retarded generation.
>>219079352
nth for the holodem
>>219079312i'm 30 and she's 28 lad!
>>219079352looks like my SSRI shits
my undercarriage doesnt feel right
watching the good place
>>219079352my arse tomorrow
erotic hypnosislove that
>>219079364That's like an 18 year old dating a 16 year oldPoint stands
wish I were an american youth at any point of time between 1945 and 2008
eating steak in bed on a sunday morning, what EVER am i like
>>219079305feels the same physically which is what counts>>219079307you would know about scarcity when it comes to shagging
>>219079352is that bald bearded faggot youtuber cook
>>219079395i was a youth in that time frame
*jumps up and down pointing at myself*PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME
>>219079390you think an 18 year old convinced a 16 year old he was 14?
>>219079425*picks you*
>>219079423how was it?
>>219079339dogshit season full of hype bait and fanservice
>>219079390lad now i really must protest as i don't feel i've been given even close to a fair shake of the sauce bottle mate!
>>219079420Actually looks like meYou can tell he has Italian genes>>219079433Plenty of 18 year olds with baby face
>>219079339I did this during The Chaser (the korean movie, no relation to bradders) when the shop keepers reveal something to the antagonist
Much to think about
women love calling non-normalfag women pick-mes
got drunk last night and told the proto that i wanted to crawl inside her and live there forever
anyone tried elton john's new lasagne?
>>219079416If it makes you feel any better, he literally got raped in a psychiatric hospital lmao after the stress of "youtube" (kek) gave him a breakdown
>>219079440https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LjE9I3Cp-UAlri Kev
>>219079395I wish I was born in the early 80s, been a teenager through the grunge era and peak WWE then deployed to Iraq in the early 2000s to just gun down Muslims in middle east mcdonalds wild West
>>219079462not a patch on charlie bigham's.
>>219079352It really upsets me he pours it this way over the handle. And i know it's there to upset me
Will i go blind if i drink methylated spirits? Even just a little?
>>219079435the 90s was the best time to be a kidand i don't mean being born in the 90s, but being old enough to remember
I unironically do stand up and shout "KINO" at the screen when something legitimately based happens in a film/show/game
>>219079552no you don't, be quiet
>>219079482patriot
kill lyle rath
>Day at Ludlow Castle>Weekend in Penzance>Step outside comfort zone>Day at St Michael's Mount>Weekend visiting friends at UCL>Day at Ripley Castle>Find true love>Day at Reform Conference>Fortnight in Lisbon>All travel by plane and trainRorke's Summer Itinerary.
>>219079539Some Aussie slags in laos accidentally drank alcohol mixed with methylated spirits and it shut down their internal organshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Laos_methanol_poisoning
>>219079566I do though lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTN_Hxgaofo
>>219079482If you wanted to do some cool merc shit, then the golden age was post-ww2 if you're a German. Those boys were just raiding all of Africa and having the time of their life.
>>219079588you know what i'm going to say
mad how there are people with no hobbies whatsoever they just post on 4chan all fucking day
Me? Going to SCRAN a 'roni pizza with some garlic sauce and play OOT on my N64. Maybe I'll play a little bit of GOLDENEYE too.
>>219079578kek, unlucky sheilas
>>219079054How will they fuck up their kids next!
>>219079578Maybe just a thimble full?
>lilithLet me guess, she's going to lift her dress up and swing around her massive cock dripping with precum?
bree daniels corr peng spaff
>>219079643it's quite small actually
>>219079588
>>219079647Big tits with a pixie cut is an elite combination
the second iraq war was lamethe gulf war was kino
mica is insanely fit for a bio femwish i looked like her
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well?
Right though In all seriousness I do need to kill myself
almost broken even on the stupid meme stocks i bought 5 years ago
Refuse to believe that lingerie gets lesbians horny as much as it gets normal people horny
>>219079691live out of spite
>>219079690rizz the incel term ah yes
>>219079713I have no life force left bro Im a husk of a human being
in bed, toil tomorrowx
>>219079699Why?
>>219079690it goes back to the french revolution
>>219079699lesbians don't ever get horny they're literally just pretendingthey think sex is when you kiss each other with the lights off
>>219079360henya shouldn't be around those stupid whores
Sup lads>>219079539Yes, there was a story about a guy on our coast that was give fake alcohol with methanol and e went blind. Also a friend of a friend got some fake shit again at our coast and he got gastritis.
Talk about earners, how about Fat Dom Gamiello?
>>219079679wǒ gāngcái zài jiǔbā lǐ shuōle zhè huà
Genuinely wish I lived in Kentucky or something
>>219079754They rub bits and peg each other but yeah that's not really sex
Cicero may have described Herodotus as the "Father of History" but I think Plutarch's description of Herodotus as the "Father of Lies" is more apt.
>>219079754can assure you this is false
Felt like beating Dark Souls 2 in one sitting so i did
>>219079796more like literally WHOtarch
bed time soon for me x
>>219079807rollslop
>>219079795it's all a larpthat's why they stop "having sex" after a year of being togetheralso whenever they talk about how hot they find a woman it's so obvious it's not coming from a place of actual arousalsorry i just really hate lesbians
sobbing because of my life
>>219079823You see straight women call women "hot" too, so it's clearly all perormative. Mental though,. because women really are pretty and men are ugly hairy weirdos
>>219079823bizarre postlet me guess your ex left you for a woman
>>219079832
>>219079807blud is a masochist
>>219079807Legit the best Dark Souls. Not best Fromsoft game of course
>>219079837don't tell me you believe they're real
>>219079823Sounds like your gf left you for a womanRough
>>219079807Ugly game
>>219079858doesn't do a single thing best out of the dark souls games
To be fair nowadays lesbian sex consists of a lesbian with a vagina and a lesbian with a thick 9 inch cock
>>219079690did always find it bizarre how there is such an outsized amount of hatred towards incels relative to the amount of them but they also have such an outsized impact on youth culture
>>219079837>>219079870We don't want to hear your cucck fetishes thanks
>>219079785What about him?
>>219079907>cuck fetishesYou can't be cucked by a woman champ
>>219079895did NOT need to see that
>>219079897Best environments. The bosses didn't turn into gay ass combo-waiting simulators. It has 8 way lock on roll (unlike DS1).The only negative is the shitty HP mechanic and having to look up adaptability values. The actual game itself is the best one. Better DLC too.
the hottest lesbian sex - by far - is when they both have willies
Mine actually did so can you delete that post
>>219079897it has the best...uhhh...enemy spam and repeating textures and invisible hitboxes
>>219079900they should be mashing their verginas together if they want to be true lesbanes
what do kids get as punishment these days instead of lines?i get why they got rid of it as it clearly creates a negative connotation with the written work that they want kids to be doing. but what recourse do teachers have in its placeanyone with kids or siblings tell me what are the degrees of punishments?
willies williesi like willies
>>219079757henya has the rudest mouth amongst those girls
>>219079967alri massive straight female slag
some straight girls watch sensual lesbian porn
>>219079965no 67 for a week
>>219079932Karma werent it
one for the gamers in the thread x
>>219079895silly boyyou see thats what happens
>>219080008karma for what
>>219079993im straight and watch gay porn sometimesbelieve me, I've been qustioning this shit for a decade. I know why it gets me off, and it's not because I'm attracted to men, it's much more depressing. .
>>219078429that bloke needs a haircut
>>219080050Killing an innocent snowman
>>219080054gay faggot
>>219080054maybe you are bi my nigga
>>219080064snowmen arent alive mate
>>219080052
>>219080070>believe me, I've been qustioning this shit for a decade. I know why it gets me off, and it's not because I'm attracted to men, it's much more depressing
>>219079970need a dumb hapa gf so bad dayo
>>219078321Never been, is it nice?
>>219080196dunno, me neither
>>219080156Is Minto a hapa? I stopped watching for some reason, probably had something that triggered my incel-chud life
