Saturday nights alright alright alright edition
annihilate women
>>219080071tsmt
>>219080071but i like womenthey are soft and smell nice and have boobies
>>219080071wish I was a woman
would you shag a monkeys tiny skinny willy at the zoo for 1m quid
every women should be put to death via electric chair
>>219080111what's stopping you?
Anyone who has seen the American healthcare system then thinks our NHS would benefit from an insurance based system needs their fucking head crushed.
what was he thinking with this trim
could never show the sopranos on tellyberg today because of tony's somewhat vaguely racist and sexist tendencies
thinking about downy fupa :)
>>219080103wallace and scromiting
>>219080125Its amazing if you're rich
i like women personally. im a fan
women are kind of like the adult version of the teddy bears you have in bed when you're a kid
>219080097what could be depressing, I don't get it,
love women meyoung women :)
>>219080141>t. fucked his teddy bear
doing a whiteknuckletoil of my wayberg through withdrawaltoil from opioidberg
>First of the BIG cans opened>22:43fucking hell, lads
>>219080136Bit gay
>>219080124biology and reality
sir keir starmer sub edition
>>219080111same but I still hate them
>>219080158well we "sleep" with both of them
>>219080054oh fucking grow up you delusional little poofGOD i hate yanks
Hello lads I like women
>>219080169blud's about to get the boot
>>219080168would you rather live the rest of your life as a man or do something about it and be happier
>>219080111>>219080176grim tranny freaksseriously consider suicide
>>219080178I hate people with a basic ass understanding of human sexuality even more. Shits not hard.
erm...
>>219080197false dichotomy
>>219080207
>>219080197you can’t become a womanyou can cut your knob off and take estrogen to become a weird looking man but you won’t be a woman
>>219080134you aren't rich and you will never be rich
>>219080197he's going to live the rest of his life as a man no matter what he does though isnt he
>>219080052you know i used to tell random people at a local train station mall this exact line>i am gonna just jump off the 4th story and ruin someones day
>>219080221this has been debunked
>>219080197>transitioning as a grown arse mancome on lad
trannies should all be killed
>>219080221they never seem to understand this
get mousey into 10 downing street
>>219080207we already saw this two threads ago
>>219080225I do pretty well
>>219080207divorced, braided...
>>219080226
>>219080234>it's a Frieren finds a silly spell that spawns a little automatic hammer against your prostate episode
when are you going to stop ignoring me
cant get the gay smell out of my hair from that gay bloke who cut it at the barbers earlier dont know what gay shit he put in it
The lads. As it were
>>219080274clean it up wagie
Another wuppa down the hatch x
>>219080285two of those so called "lads" are not in fact lads at all!
>>219080109Like this?
getting the scran delivered by Gurkeerat
nth for the gyaldem
>>219080295I've had the shits all day because I had a capuccino yesterday, and I forgot I can only drink coffee once a week or this happens. Seething
>>219080281its cum
>>219080134i'm not rich and it's great for me
what's the biggest regret of your life?
all i wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
>>219080303Homosexuals exist in a world with thisand it's not a mental illness? lol ok
just seen a really really good video
>>219080303what’s that second posewhy is she hunched over like a mong
>>219080303Corr blimey
glugging some grog
>>219080332not shagging my sister when i had the chance
>you wanna have sex?what do lads
>>219080303what the fucking helfire
>>219080332I never had a chance, so nothing really, besides maybe missing out on classic WoW during covid
>>219080360have sex with her obviously
>>219080360Ok
>>219080360wince at her and say "I thought better of you"
>>219080360Roundhouse kick her in the head
Went on a date once and she ended up texting her friend who joined us half way through
>>219080332not trying to make friends at uni. it’s genuinely impossible once you leave.
>>219080274Job creators!!!!
>>219080303ZAMN
>>219080303..yh
>>219080381lol you bored the shite out of herlike you are us, boring cunt, blog on
>>219080303fat cunt
>>219080381She wanted a 3some
>>219080382once you leave everyone fucks off and does their own thing anyway. As soon as they get gfs they fuck off and leave too. Moids have no loyalty
>>219080360show her my reddit comment history
>>219080372corrrr love this frog
heard you can't kill npcs in the next gta
>>219080303
>>219080372Ridiculous how gorgeous she is :/
Germany heemed Russia in world war 1 so it's no wonder they thought they could replicate it in world war 2
on the big cans
>>219080332Not being more social when I was young. I look at older pictures of myself and I was, perfectly normal looking even though I was under the impression that I was burn-victim levels of horrendous. Squandered many chances at happiness through a self-isolation which was as self-destructive as it was stupid.
>>219080332fumbling a very hot big tit bitch that I though I would never have a chance to shag but when the opportunity arose I BLEW IT
It's Saturday night lads. Why aren't you out with your gf?...you do have a gf...don't you lads?
>>219080450no worries mate, we'll be dead soon enough and it won't matter :^
>>219080332not transitioning at 18 or younger!
>>219080445great when are you gonna stop ignoring me
>>219080479fellow repper?
>>219080474not anymore
regrets I have a few, but then again, too few dementia
when you stop being abusive and mean for absolutely no reason
>>219080479>>219080487ktim!
>>219080474not had a girlfriend since I was 20, me
>>219080474what about yours?
>>219080442Mad if they hadn't been so autistic about killing every slav they found they could have used them as labour or cannon fodder they could have won
>>219080501repsters... it's over...
>>219080419obviously you canyou can dismember prostitutes in rdr2don’t believe everything you read on /v/
find it very refreshing when a woman says she's strictly heterosexual, makes a nice change of pace from the hordes of basic bitches going around claiming to be bisexual or pansexual or some other mentally ill sexual despite most of them never having felt a twinge of attraction towards another girl in their lifemad how women always attention seek so hard that the attention seeking need to be different eventually becomes the new normal. remember when they took pretending to like star wars so far that they hired a woman producer and a bunch of female writers and actors and now the franchise is completely unsalvageable?so yeah, that's why i think all women should be arrested
>>219080547get a clue bruce
I'm strictly heterosexualhaven't had gay sex in 2026 and I don't plan to
injecting meth must feel amazing
>>219080547was just saying this down the pub
>>219080498I said earlier that I apologised SEVERAL timeshttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/219049244/#219049404
>>219080510She's sitting next to me naked in bed, laughing at all you mongs
>>219080583I snorted meth one time without knowing, it was wild
>>219080303ummy
do this
>>219080547nooticed this when i was looking up the simpsons writers oncelook at the people hired from 2018 onwards
>>219080598only in plovdiv aha x
>>219080596fanny pic or didnt happen
>>219080572I had a meltdown and sucked a guys dick back in september and didn't feel a single twitch in my dick and just wanted him to hurry the fuck up. Kinda made me think "this is how married women are huh? No wonder they don't fuck their husbands, this is torture" Shan't be doing that again.
>>219080498>>219080593be quiet you pair of fucking nancies
>>219080639need you and every other faggot dead
>>219080547women are gays anyway, doesn't matter what stupid shit they say. weak and narcissistic and conniving creatures, exactly like gays.
>>219080661social conservatism literally doesn't exist anymore. You're just larping
well that’s avril lavigne deadrip
hes waiting
Can't wait for the yanks to balkanize.
>>2190806852 more weeks yea?
RORKE BLOODY RORKE
chatgpt: how do I buy Weed in the UK?
black bussy changed rorke
>>219080699b and q has a garden section. Think b and m does too
>>219080624kekit's called cheese here cause it yellow, 2 lines and I didnt sleep for 2 days, shagged a bird for 8 hours and then jerked off before sleepinjecting it or smoking must be mental
got a notebook which i keep all the lies i tell the barber when i talk to them because i dont like telling them about my real life but i need to keep up the lies in case they realise im not telling the truth
>>219080674oh fuck off
>>219080695my first concert was soulfly
>homer bimpson
Do you think I could get high if I abuse quetiapine?
>>219080670as delusional as a tranny
>>219080721
>>219080731don't think it works like that you'll just get serotonin syndrome
America is the best place you could possibly live and anyone who argues otherwise is coping
@grok, will Trump restore the Roman Empire in America?
>>219080752pretty sure I already have that
>>219080731Most it does is drag you onto a bed and holds you there as you regret ever taking it
>>219080737not one single family in the west keeps their daughters locked in until they're adults. They don't force them to wear headdresses. They don't ban them from going out without male family members. No one actually cares about sodomites. You're either a prog liberal, or a racist liberal. This isn't 1930s Germany unfortunately.
>>219080679wtf feed him
>>219080695good post
>>219080731no idea whats that
>>219080764I already take it but as prescribed
farting under the duvets and collecting it via a pipe system and collecting it in the heat pump to be used when the temperature goes below 5 degrees C
>>219080780What dosage
>A former British prime minister was involved in a threesome with convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, royal historian Andrew Lownie has claimed Who is it!!
>>219080731them slags tried to give me that when i told me i got BEE PEE DEEyeah fuck off you cunts not taking anymore of your MUCK
>>219080799Are Maggie
>>219080778anti psychotic>>219080793400mg
>>219080821Was on 600, it'll just make you feel drained
mad how chronically anxious I am. Mental that I'm not dead or permanently injured
>>219080799Almost certainly Boris Johnson, shagged anything that walked
>>219080821>anti psychoticoh I see, youre gonna fuck yourself up, dont
>>219080836unfortunate reallythough guess it makes sense really
>>219080799jezza
https://thecorbynproject.com/who-we-are/https://web.archive.org/web/20250901014744/https://thecorbynproject.com/who-we-are/
>>219080842https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9gzvGYYKxIhe does have shagger energy
>>219080850If you can get some benzos from a shrink, nothing better than the care free feeling of drifting away on one of those
poo roar
hey hey momma said the way you move gonna make you dance gonna make you groove
>>219080877I don't think they would give me benzos because I have a history of drug abuse
>>219080799Lucky git
>>219080841cute
playing fantasy life i: the girl who steals time on my nintendo switch 2
paradise engineering
>>219080892Shit out of luck then, shouldn't abuse drugs anyway was absolute hell when I came off lorazepam as withdrawals kept me awake for days
cant sleep now cos i had my nap too lateim fucking sick of htis shite its fucking everything ruined
cant believe the sun is gonna explode one day, im gonna miss him when he's gone.
>>219080769deranged homo shit dick goes off on a tagent about women when the issue is his subhuman faggotry
Blacks do love bananas They have those kind called plantations for some shit
get the umchickens plucked x
have to be awake at 9am tomorrowbeggers fucking belief
why are millennials obsessed with harry potter? it's been 25 years ffs
yo chill im just a vessel ! didnt mean to flex on u bro Im just a vessel ,
>>219080925upupouteyes closed
whens the womens skeleton on then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SqWOtSZrM0
>post a single chat on a male vtuber's stream >get him exposed as your fiancé and doxed
im chum bucket bro
>>219080985Best of luck
>and this is our son's room
>>219080985what for
>>219081008why not vaguepost about your inscrutable vtuber drama on the vtuber board?
>>219080995im chum bucket bro
the umchicken dynasty
>>219080989final film was 2011but damn that's been a while
>>219081005love that dude, went to see Caribou live
>>219081033my experience as a millennial is most millennials fell in love with the books far more than the movies
>>219081023go see my luh nephew8 weeks old and he's not even smiling yetdefective!
>>219081022that one room is bigger than most british peoples entire home
baste the umchickens
i always fancied luna lovegood
>>219081055suplex the little runthave to start over if they can't smile by 8 weeks old
>>219081008it's been confirmed it's him? mental
>>219081066for me it was gabrielle delacour
>>219081022clearly has a vast disposable income and isnt afraid of dropping eye-watering sums on his electricity bill. knows what he likes and isn't afraid to show it. pretty aspirational stuff honestly.
Necking a wizza and watching The Tomorrow War x
>>219080989it was fucking good?
>>219081050been so long since i read them i couldn't even remember them at this point, whereas they still air the films every so often
>>219081055>luhpretty sure thats not a real word
>>219081086first 4, maybe 5 books were goodlast 2 books were utter trash
>>219081093he's at Leibniz University Hannover (LUH)
the clucking umchickens
>>219081101mr Bean says .. Harry potterIs Dead !!
Graphic Depictions Of Violence Underage Sex Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley Hermione Granger/Harry Potter Luna Lovegood/Harry Potter Harry Potter/Nymphadora Tonks Fleur Delacour/Harry Potter Daphne Greengrass/Harry Potter Hedwig/Harry Potter
Wonder if the reason Peter Thiel's been getting into Orthodoxy and Revelation and stuff is he's fishing for ideas about what to do with digital omniscience (checkem)
Honestly I am atheist because religion is retarded but most atheists are also retarded
>>219080989i've watched all harry potter movies multiple times, i cant remember a single plot clearly.I remember the characters, but not the plots.
>>219081098now read that back and see if there's a problem
accidentally watered the umchickens and fed seeds to the umpetalsall died </3
>>219081149
>>219081016chummy>>219081027did so previously
>>219081134yeeeeeh heheh
can't post that
>>219081113>Civilized bathing>Gay men are not permitted to enter the museum.Screaming
>>219081179well that was silly
shoving handfuls of sage stuffing up umchickens arse
might go to a desert island
>>219081149not ok
>>219081072pretty much, dude's korean and 10 years older than her
>>219081149>Daphne Greengrassone of the fittest and literally only in the films for about 2 seconds
>>219081157>>219081091can understand not knowing the details but they werent that complicated>the one with the mirror and the possessed professor>the one with the snake>the one with lupin and sirius and pettigrew>the one where voldemort comes back>the one where they fight voldemort>the one where harry gets snape's book>the one where they kill voldemort
>>219081225knowing what any of this means is psychotic
am korean
>>219081225grim
>>219081233Greengrass!
>>219081233wasnt that the girl they had to recast because jkr thought she was too pretty?
Rimworld grind
>>219081237yeah i'm just sayingi would've been like 9 when i read the sixth one (didn't bother with DH for some reason)too long to remember exactly why i might have 'fallen in love with' the books
>>219081305>93k likes
well?
>>219081308spence be like: brrrrrhaha
>>219081308based rimworld player
>>219081305stupid bitchi’ve never felt massively male because I know I am a man, it’s not something you need to feel
>>219081305literal nonce cult
Imagine the smell.
>>219081305just realised she looks like ghislaine maxwellbiopic when
Downloading a 4gb song
It looms
>>219081225is his name eddie?
doing a poo
Strugglin 2 sleep haha
>>219081305another impressionable young kid lead astray by memes
>>219081389coconut crab
>>219081388?
>>219081403Corrrr can you go into more detail?
The media have already started the rehabilitation process for him to make a political comeback.The rot runs deep in Britain. Every institution is corrupt and hostile to us.
https://youtu.be/7jBayKVcc7s
>>219081084Welper how do you afford all these pizzas de lad? How do I live a womfy live like you?
>>219081305Do you think she clarified these feelings to her husband before they married or has the husband suddenly had this sprung upon him and now he has to find a way to cope?
mad how badly you misrepresent Mihai who famous said he and his bf didnt do anal
>>219081461>How do I live a womfy live like you?Castrate yourself
>>219081237i just didnt find the plots or the world that interesting. The movie is all about the relationships between the main characters anyways.
doing that thing in harry potter where their spells hit each other and see who is more powerful but its just me weeing at a mirror
>>219081466no l think her and her husband have never talked about their feelings to each other
quite mental the sheer amount of rich and powerful people that still chose to associate with a convicted nonce
tired but I only woke up at 7pm! This cold is beating me to death!
>>219081479you don't need to stick anything anywhere to scoff a turd
>>219081022A British person could literally NEVER do any of this. They wouldn't have the space in their grotty little house nor could they have the disposable income to collect nor could they afford the electricity bill
>>219081461To be like helper you need to pretend to be retarded and game the system for max bennies and a place in a care home
>>219081503They're smart enough to look beyond social prejudice and see the person beneath it all
So remember that young girl in Scotland who was filmed waving an axe around and leftypol rushed to condemn her as a racist, well turns out the people who tried to rape her and her friends are in court now but you would hardly know that from the media reporting.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c394vjzrwwjo
>>219081504Did you take what i suggested?
>>219081333
>>219081401dunno but he's a lee
>>219081530looks like its being reported on to me mate
>>219081454remember this is one of the jews who opened the bordershttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2324112/Lord-Mandelson-Immigrants-We-sent-search-parties-hard-Britons-work.html
Has carlybender passed out on the cans then
>nor
>>219081466the latter
>>219081530this is a totally different story
>Searching for posts that contain ‘carlybender’ and posts after 2026-02-01. 12 results found.
all me
in my dressing gown and slippers after my wank
ok actually not true there's one that wasn't me
>>219081575No it isn't you thick twat.
>>219081441It's a big song aha
>>219081623>>219081623>>219081623
