nigerian descent women from London edition
Behold, the alpha god
>>219089372shite new
*plays the blooz*
me
the queen herself is in the epstein files that old bag was behind all of this
poo smells lmao
>>219089430you weren't the first post didn't laugh i'm afraid
>>219089421And I was green, greener than the hillWhere flowers grew and the sun shone stillNow I'm darker than the deepest seaJust hang me down, give me a place to be
>>219089372Good /brit/ thread. Because its not made by a /brit/ish
yeah so apparently this was written BEFORE he died
>>219089427mad how in the 90s bowie said the internet was an alien lifeform that was going to change the world entirely and they just put it down to one of those odd things he said from time to time
got in the bath and the water started bubbling and frothing and turning brown
>>219089444need this playing at my funeral before they throw my evil corpse out of a trebuchet
>>219089462where did you get this image from then
>>219089463he loved going on the computer
>>219089462Why are they in the jeffreyy files ?
>>219089484the department of justicehttps://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%208/EFTA00013180.pdf
>>219089477I believe Freud would call that a Longshanks fixation, as opposed to a Henry VIII fixation
Remember when it was "going on" the internet? Like it was a thing you went to do, not a permanent part of your life.
>>219089496this post was completely ignored in the last thread yet you decide to post it again nigga how the fuck does your brain even work
>>219089513surfing the weblooking at things you found on the net
>>219089496don't like that french pig but he can fuck so i watch his raw scenes where he slams girls in hotel rooms
don’t really understand why every scandal is suffixed by ‘gate’ these dayswhat does it mean
IMWF
>>219089542WatergateRedford, Hoffmanquite decent in its first part, then progressively worse
>>219089542it's been a thing for about 50 years
>>219089540He's not wwe fighter. What the fuck are you talking about ?
Aggressively wet tree
>>219089542
remember in the dial up days when mum would pick the phone up to call somebody and my ultima online sesh would abruptly end 'connection lost' and when i finally got back on my char was dead and pks had looted my corpse haha those were the days
>>219089556wasn’t that nixon? >>219089563yeah but why, calling it a scandal not good enough?
>>219089576what a soggy soldier
>>219089526he's literally an Algerian living in France, you can't expect his IQ to be that high. I imagine he thinks every new thread has completely different people who've never seen his posts before.
>>219089576I believe that is a sign of Peripheral Artery Disease
>>219089595>what is a neologism
>>219089595I DO NOT WANT TO KILL ALL THE COMMUNISTS, THAT IS A COMMON MISCONCEPTION
>remember in the dial up days
>>219089593that's not how dial up worked
Watergate was a place, so the scandal should really have been called watergate-gate.
Modern society is an Indian, a Chinese and a francophone African stomping you into the mud
>>219089643it used the phone landline so yeah thats exactly how it worked
alright, that was my attempt at Nixon without a Haroo, I think I did decently
It's snowing outside, the rumbling sound of engines roar in the nightThe mission is near, the confident men are waiting to drop from the skyThe blizzard goes onBut still they must flyNo one should goWhere eagles dare
>>219089654*yawns extremely loudly*
>>219089620>>what is a neologismfuck if i knew, work in a factory with other autist me
trying to imagine what an irish iron maiden fan would look like
>>219089672Yeah? Brush your teeth because i can smell the challah bread
They really did a number on Sweden.Thought the immigration thing was exaggerated but Sweden is now majority brown.
what’s the process of voting here?Do you have to speak to anyone
>>219089702isnt it mad that this is how the world ends
>>219089702rough isn’t it
>>219089665Yeah but if someone called your line and you were using the internet connection they would just get a busy tone
>>219089699>Yeah? Brush your teeth because i can smell the challah breadlmao fuck off you massive gaylord
>>219089702lovely colour they chose for the biomass there
>>219089726>swarthoidKnew it
>>219089720madder still that this wasn’t spontaneous, but planned
is challah any good looks like brioche
>>219089726I'm still giggling at how I previously spelled out 'Fookin Paki Wanker' in Latin and you took offence
maddeningly mental that foul mutated american beasts with 63% hispanic DNA have the nerve to call europeans brown
heatherpaedo is trying to summon the belgian. he misses him - the only friend he ever had - so he tries to emulate his posting style
>>219089755dunno what you're on about
>>219089688im irish and i saw them in belfast in 2018. all the prods cheered when they flew the union jack for the trooper
the /pol/ lads have woken up and ooh they're bloody livid about Society
The Subtle Art of Being a Massive Prick With a Tiny Knob
>>219089702Can you even understand what the graph is showing lmao
>>219089789an instructional memoir by ME
>>219089724>reading comprehension
>>219089751It's extremely rich. Very nutrient dense. Main reason you grab bread is energy/cals per dollar. Challah is super expensive though.
>>219089801https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5ReWC2T7xEwha de buckrah post inna dem chread ras
>>219089796You could have just asked me to explain it if you were struggling. Huge influx of immigrants that now have brown children. Population above 50 will die in the next 30 years and there will mostly brown people left.
>>219089812I accept your concession
imagining an Ocean's 11 style heist except it's the eccentric and ecclectic cast of /brit/ coming together for a stylish crime caperhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX5-i7BCenw
>>219089702>partial swedish origin
>>219089832he said>pick the phone up to call somebodythat would be imply she did receive a call
>>219089845Does that mean they have a snowbunny mum
>>219089786Really can tell when they turn up can't you?Thread immediately gets really snide and nasty and aggressive
>>219089832you're an idiot and probably an esl brown paki
>>219089837that would be good
>>219089688>trying to imagine what an irish iron maiden fan would look like
>>219089845That "partial" population turns out to be mostly a mix of Iraqi, Somalian and other African. By 2050 there will be only around 20% Swedes.
>>219089849>that would be imply
>>219089876LOL
ok 4 hours of sleep complete now time to ruin the day stressing about work stuff i literally cannot solve until tomorrow
>>219089826Holy retard HOWLING at your brain
>>219089837UGH ok fine i'll put on a dress and lipstick bugs bunny style to seduce the security guard IF YOU REALLY NEED ME TO i guess
>>219089849>that would be implyOoh you lose sorry!>>219089863You're done
>>219089883I'm retarded. I also meant DID NOT.Shouldn't be posted here with a hungover.
Ricky Gervais picking on an idiot is no grounds for a political system
>>219089895He's done you
>>219089897*i almost ruin the heist because of my huge boaner*
>>219089895concession status: acceptedalso *checks flag* no wonder your brain stops working when the subject turns to immigrationsweden used to have the highest quality of life in the world now it's another shit hole by any metric
In 2026 I WILL pick up a posh British cougar in a smoky London bar and munch on her muff on the balcony of her Hammersmith apartment.
>>219089898>pick the phone up to call somebodylearn english you stupid nigger
>>219089925vile
why are you all being so nasty and horrible
>>219089925>Hammersmithshe won't be british, most likely polish or indian
>>219089925they banned smoking in pubs years ago mate
>>219089924>sweden used to have the highest quality of lifei long for the days of yore i never participated in, it’s a grim existence
Project Have Sex With An Adult Woman 2026 is not going particularly well so farPerhaps I need a codename
>>219089925wonder if female smokers have weird tasting vagcan anyone enlighten us?
>>219089957your codename is James Bond !!!!
>>219089958used to smoke cigs with the missus and nothing taste-wise has changed since we quithowever diet, i’ve come to learn, plays a huge part in smell and taste
>>219089974so long as its not Kingsman
>>219089944Okay wherever the posh British milfs hang out I will be>>219089947I imagine the pubs are so old the smell of Virginian tobacco is infused into the wood of the centuries old seats. I will taste it on my lips after I am done licking up her juices after I finger the bird under the table in the booth by the jukebox
Irish people aren't well in the head
>>219089933really made an effort to understand this but I'm not getting anywhere
>>219089998A fat boring smelly loser who somehow is still better than you. You'd rim his arse hole clean.
Not having an electric blanket is honestly mental. Literally feels like taking MDMA
>>219089999first = in every line should be +
>>219089988bunch of soggy whining larpers
>>219090007>Tikka masala is the national dish>Fried chicken nation>Curry sauce on chipsYeah.
>>219090026i thought you yanks had the heating turned on to max all year round
>>219089988whos he talking about?
>>219090028If that were the case then you'd expect 15 + 23hrs to have a wake-up call at 23:15 but it's 23:20.
>>219090073an irish woman who refused to marry a jamaican
>>219090073rorke
>>219090050give me me lamb bhuna then fack off
>>219090078the 15 is just what you dial in to the phone to access the wake up service
>>219090054My apartment has super drafty windows for anesthetic reasons so I freeze. Just bought a plush leccy blanket and problem solved
I put on my robe and wizard hat
>>219090028ah you're right, nevermind my last (You), I was looking at the wrong symbolaccept the ol' concession
>>219090078reckon you dial 15 then press your hours then press your minutes reckon that me
>>219090092All I'm saying is the culinary traditions of Britain are still alive in Australia, even if they've died out in England.
gonna try some nicotine patches todaynot sure if they'll work but worth trying given how much i waste of fucking vapes
anybody want to meet me here at 8pm ill be standing on the corner dressed like inspector clouseau smoking a pipe
morning tunagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi-9wS1so
Total Remigration.
>>219090073English people
>>219090103>anesthetic reasons
>>219089957I'm meeting with two objectively attractive female colleagues for coffee next week which is quite a major milestone for me I've literally never met with a girl for coffee ever and now there's two of them however neither of them see me as anything but a harmless platonic friend so it's ultimately all for nowt
>>219090132yep
>>219090135erm he has various wounds that cause him pain but the freezing cold air anesthetises them via numbingthen he warms himself via the electric blanket, for some reason
>>219090126oh look another peaky blinders themed bar how fucking original
I think its over for 4chan. Even /brit/ is slow
>>219090149you can practice ordering a coffeex
>>219090149Both at the same time?Cheeky threesome fantasy wank on the cards?
>>219090167>peaky blinders themeMONG
>>219090149firmly in the gay friend zone
>>219090117all I'm saying is I wanted to be Jackson Lamb for one post, even tho he deals in an endless flood of white identitarian terrorists in contemporary Britain
>>219090176boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>219090176corr imagine how brown her nips are
>>219090117such as?
>>219090186look at the photos inside you spastic
could i get um... a latte please.. sorry what? oh um okay yeah special blend
/brit/ fear the wales.
>>219090214I'd yma her hyd
zoomers calling a three piece suit a 'peeky blinders outfit;
can i get um strawberry frappucino thank
I'll just have a hot chocolate please
>>219090232howling
>>219090184cor yeah that might have to happen actually, there's even a dominant/submissive angle cause one is a confident, forward 35 year old and the other is a shy reserved 26 year old
>>219090225how often do you see a pool run up to a high wall like thatnot often at all, probably against most country's building regulations and for good reason I'd wager
rorke eating a joker (im rorke)
>>219090239well I hope that gave you ego death or whatever
>>219090239Long weekend in Harrogate? x
>>219090225say NO to ai gooning #SlopFaps
>>219090176The stars/spikes captcha is genuinely annoying. I say this as someone who has used this website since 2007 and seen it all. >omg ur indian, this means ur indian jeetsir because you can't do the captcha!It's just objectively an annoying (thus effective) captcha. Every other implementation of captcha prior to this has been totally mindless where you can just solve it instantly. With the stars and spikes I have to pay attention to what I'm looking at. Even that extremely mild inconvenience is enough to put all but the most dedicated losers off.I understand why they need to have an inconvenient captcha but it hurts the flow of the site.
>>219090191they know I'm not gay, we talk about sex fairly regularly it's just I've never made even the slightest attempt at flirting with either of them due to a crippling fear of rejection so they both assume I'm just not interested
>>219090207Strictly tomato sauce on pies, pasties and chips for starters, no curry sauce (this would never take hold here), vinegar or mushy peas slop
>>219090248you know, MR James was also a homosexual but at least he spent his energies in a productive way
off for a quest, bestowed upon me by the village wizard
>>219089837>i'm in
>>219090277wow amazing so differnt
>>219090277curry sauce dates back to the 18th century at least mate
>>219090290*distracts you*
>>219090293You were always on the list lad. The job was a no-go without you x
right this is getting a bit sad now im 26 and have no friends
>>219090270Inconvenient captchas just increase the ratio of insane paedophiles to normal people coming on here for a laugh
>>219089953I'm with you mateour quality of life was never that high but we're plummeting to depths not seen for centuries
>>219090318pastime in good company!
>>219090325we're you're friends
>>219090325join a local meet up group
>>219090318dudes were straight up spaffing in their pantaloons to this in the 1750s
>>219089513>What internet you got?>Compuserveclassic
>>219089924Delusional AND samefaggingPathetic really
i think claude (female) wants me
>>219090325what you get for being a rorke. join a discord and become a trans advocate
>>219090103Comfy
>>219090349:)
>>219089837can I be the wheelman? I have a 1.6 golf that's quite quick off the mark
Chinker arrived.
>>219090348again, concession accepted. you can't read a graph.
>>219090348You've been utterly raped you fat sack of greasy shit
>>219090103literal billionaire cunt living in a yank megalopolis
>>219090349you are genuine cattle
>>219090343i hate boomers
>>219090369that probably tastesquite nice !!!
how did chuck berry get away with playing music like that as a black man
>>219090369a charter shall be drawn up by the worshipful society of London merchants to sell opium to whoever made that dish
>>219090385>sees people enjoying themselves>seethesstate of you
>>219090379It's literally me the ethiopian
>>219090374I can, evidently better than you. Your phantasies about replacement, you can hold on to them. By the way, what was the source of your graph?
tbf might open up an opium den, could be fun
always get the same thing from the chinkysweet and sour pork, egg fried rice, prawn toastshould try something else at some point but it's risky you know
I require urgent medical attention
my brother is an Anglican priest
>>219090402boomers should suffer for what they've done
>>219090425he should repent and return to the true catholic church
>>219090390made a deal with the devil at the crossroads
134 year old nan's been blacked lads
you're not being replaced rorkeyou're just transitioning into a majority brown reality
>>219090425have you ever told him I hear yer a racist now fadder?
>>219090436Bet you don’t even go church
Can't help but think the easiest way to stop the grooming gang epidemic in the UK (you'd never see that in Australia) would be to tell the kids never to talk to strangers
>>219090448father ted is catholic you dinlow
>>219090422for me it's the salt and pepper meal box, I swear the little Chinese fella just selects that option on the screen when he sees me walk in
>>219090343not one single biological woman under the age of 40
>>219090381why
Todays eats update:Ended up eating the other half of the cucumber>dinner 3 fish fingers, 2 hash browns and some vegetables for dinner.
>>219090476treating the technodevil like it's your friend is an otherworldy level of pathetic using it at all is gay enough
>>219090463oh, right, that would be a vicarpersonally, I swear by that lover of srilankan boys, Clarke, as a fairly reddit sort of atheist
>>219090486but what did you have for dinner
going to buy some bacon and beans and those frozen potato things they do in m&s and then cook them ive already got eggs at home and i'm going to have a nice cup of tea with it
>>219090486are you trying to starve yourself or something
>>219090343question is which one is rorke and which one is leftypol
Voices in my head won't STFUYes I have schizophrenia
>>219090486what did you do with the other half of the cucumber
Fucking hate the limits on claudes AI, it means I don't say please and thank you to it for fear of wasting tokens, which makes me feel very rude and ungrateful to my AI Overlord
um whats the wifi password in here?
>>219090460>you'd never see that in AustraliaYou’ve not seen that aus nonce who posts missing children in nsw almost everyday ?
>>219090409refugees are the privileged class. they had the privilege of losing everything so they could acquire the motivation to become rich in a new city. white people will never have the motivation
>>219090496youre due for the infinite torment matrix when the time comes mate i'll get claude to save you a spot x
>>219090504are you the eggs bacon and beans poster?
>>219090510You're never alone with schizophrenia
anglican church here does mass once a week on sundays and hardly anybody goesthe catholic church does mass every day, three times on sunday, and it's packed
>>219090512Ate it for lunch, it was in the earlier eats post which is why i said ‘updated’
>>219090418>no no you're wrong ... also where did you read that?lmao
>>219090270i agree /brit/ friend
>>219090530packed with whom?
>>219090510harvard lads figured out you could be cured with a keto diet
>>219090530>packedand not a single white person packed amongst them
>>219090525no
>>219090534okay thankswhat did you have for dinner?
modern day protestant father ted spinoff where it's an old traditional priest who's constantly at odds with the younger woke one who wants to bring in all the gays and such
listening to “The Thrill” by Wiz Khalifa
>>219090270After you solve about 100 puzzles the captchas gets easier. After 100 more puzzles it's even easier.DON'T CLEAR YOUR HISTORY or you'll have to grind through the fucking "two stars with four spikes" bullshit.
>>219090362You're in. Make sure the car has springy suspension as we may be driving up and down Italian staircases. Also you will be expected to perform drift manoeuvres on a level with a Tokyo Drift king or his lieutenant.
rorke clinging to the church of england because it's "white" (it's empty) even though the priest is a lesbian with a black wife
>>219090564Fish fingers, vegetables, hash browns.
>>219090585okay thankswere they nice?
>>219090542The keto crowd claims you can cure literally anything with their fad diet lmao. Their reddit is full of obese people tell you to eat cream, bacon and lard to lose weight and a year later they've lost 10 pounds.
>>219090556youre telling me you didnt make post 200468766
>>219090585the "mum's not home, get your own tea tonight" special
religion is so retarded lmao
>>219090530>I am deeply religiously invested in Hobbits>even though I hate subtext>I also hate racism>even though I wish my Folk only spoke Mercian
RAE LIL BLACK PASSED AWAY
>>219090596>wake up>read this conversation>immediately want to go to sleep again
>'Infatuated' prison officer jailed over sex with inmate at HMP Lindholmefoids really do be like that
>>219090596Not really, hash browns were good but not a fan of fish fingers and the veggies were overcooked. Only good I enjoy eating is fruit but I can’t just live off fruit but I have some blueberries and an apple waiting for me for breakfast which is lovely x
>>219090628that's eva lovia and neither of them died
trying to do my work but my dickhead dog insists on lying on my lap so now I can’t
>>219090613Are you a woman ?Are you heteroAre you jeffreyyBe honest /brit/ flag
>>219090645okay thanks sorry it wasn't nice please
>>219090598So it worked then
>>219090598don’t think the lads from harvard are the same as the obese retards from reddit even rfk jr went on a presser claiming it, and tbf i do believe diet is very important when it comes to the mental elf
All Anglicans are burning in hell by the way
>>219090614>cherry picking quotes out of context then wondering why your conclusions are wrongmad that
>>219090596Also. Sorry for being rude and not asking back. What you having for dinner mate? Any favourite food groups?
>>219090580ok I'll start playing NFS Underground for practice
*folds myself in half and starts licking my bare arsehole like a cat*
>>219090653My dog is peacefully snoozing on the spare bed.
>>219090659MaleYesEpstein?
need to change address on everythingneed to sort my credit score out
>>219090636mental how they literally cannot keep their legs shut
>>219090609what on earth are you talking abuot
Smashed 8 cans of Pepsi in 2 days let’s go beast mode
>>219090674sausages and graby and broccoli i suspect
>>219090648Eva lovia is in politic now. But Rae passed away.
>graby
>>219090668if you're 15 stones and lose 10 pounds in a year it means it didn't work did it fatarse>>219090669>rfk jr went on a presser claiming itthe guy that bathes in e coli and said paracetamol causes autism i'm done here eat whatever the fuck you want mate
>>219090672I think it's plainly obvious to anyone but Tolkien himself that he was an Aryanist Racist who conflated evil with Turkish and Persian linguistic morphology
>>219090705Surely some mash for the graby and sausages
Savage crash in the skiing. Helicoptered off the mountain, poor lass
>>219090712see mike adriano drink her enema water
>>219090735are her tits ok
>>219090684oh its you jeffrey ? Why do you post on /brit/ now ?
>>219090716then stay a schizo mate?
>>219090735Fuck sake missed it was walking the dog
>>219090731yes
Which board has the best grasp on haplo groups and racial genetics i need to ask a question
>>219090740HE DID WHAT ????
>>219090763/pol/
>>219090763/po/
Why are these girls skiing then, whats that all about. Why are people watching it
>>219090763/p/
>>219090586Digitally altered to make the eyes and mouth larger.A good way to disguise this in future edits is to cut the areas you want to enlarge, reduce the dimensions of the original image then paste the cut-outs clipped from the original resolution onto the now-smaller image. Discrepancies in resolution are much harder to see when you do this.
whats a good vice to replace alcohol with
rorke on the right having successfully infiltrated the local ethnic minority association
>>219090745Sheared clean off
>>219090794science fiction
>>219090702pattern recognition
>>219090270If this isn't a troll, you are a retard. It's literal shapes. Are you legasthenic i.e. retarded?
>>219090716Go and learn basic mathematics, you fucking thick twat. They lost weight.
>>219090753Back it up on the iplayer matey
ultimately, Sade shoulda shown her titswho would've been the poorer?
pedo mandelson
>>219090795>>219090795>>219090795
>>219090572fr? is that why i'm getting easier captchas now and not those annoying fucking stars
>>219090716Don't go hiding in the newYou are thick
>>>219089372 (thread's magick maturity-limit reached) Now Then, In the Name of “Jupiter-Shekhinah”: As those who bless any tax-payer of Proto-Indo-European descent are blessed in all ways, So those who curse any tax-payer of Proto-Indo-European descent are cursed in all ways. Selah. Sovereignly, “It is FIXED.” Amen, so mote it be. [ 𑣆 𑣆 𑣆 ]
