What's that got to do with /brit/?

Belongs on /sp/

>>219090795
The speed and the way she fell, I’d be surprised if she hasn’t snapped her neck there

mum keeps fucking sabotaging my diet go away bitch

where's the fucking webm of that crash

>>219090875
Well she hasn't

>>219090875
idiot

>>219090795
when's fanny schmellar on

winter olympics is rubbish

1 mile away from me there is a Roman bathhouse and fort. Half a mile away there is a church from the 1200s that was built on an earlier Celtic temple. All surrounded by early modern, Victorian, 20th century and now 21st century buildings. New Zealand is kind of mad when you think about it.

love seeing adventurous people crash out since i am a coward and they make me feel bad

>>219090825
So by the same token you'd be happy to do a captcha that said select the slide with exactly 2 stars with 13 spikes, then you're shown a mixture of stars with 13 and 14 spikes?

Talking complete shite.

cackling to myself imagining the literal billions of christians throughout history who've been on their deathbeds expecting to finally see the pearly gates only for them to melt away into the fucking reddit void for all eternity lmao
wonder if there's ever a moment in those final few seconds of consciousness where they finally realise the faith was all for nothing

kill n____r kids

>>219090937
forgot the tentacles there, Machen

>>219090908
Charming

til the romans invaded new zealand

if i were a 41 year old with no ACL left i would simply not attempt an olympic downhill skiing course

>>219090875
Silly yank.

americans will be like 'we're evil and it works for us so get fucked' and it'll be our cucked media class who run cover for them like 'well actually what they mean is/it was russian interference in communication'

bit pathetic

Yes, the captcha sucks. I'm glad we could all be in agreement good sirs.

cambridge pattern recognition cunt is here again

>>219090980
Beg your bloody pardon

>>219090955
your brain releases a load of dmt as you die so unfortunately your sadistic fantasy is unlikely

arse is a complete write-off after that last poo

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We are winning.
Leftypol is getting crushed eveywhere

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Is it true Mike adriano drink her water enema ?

feel like going super saiyan and destroying pissrael ong no cap

>>219091010
send pics x


t. your insurance advisor

>>219090999
debunked

>>219091013
a smackhead stepping on a sign?

as long as are Kirsty remains injury free I do not care in the slightest

>>219090996
According to OP's pic, Lindsey Vonn is a yank.
And she fell, so she's silly.
Simple stuff, pal.

>>219090955
Why is that funny?

>10C feels like 5C
ok just tell me its 5C then who cares

>>219090955
fucking poo scromahging!!

>>219090955
My saviour is smiling at me, Imperial, can you say the same?

>>219090716
If you lose weight then it "works" but I presume you mean that 10lb in a year is not progress enough to say that keto is a diet to swear by, in which case I do agree. A simple 500 calorie deficit would produce much better results while completely eliminating the negative effects of being in a state of ketosis.

these are the people calling atheism reddit btw
>>219091053

>>219091028
you are brown saar

>>219091058
Suck my tiny dick

why is so much of this country just npcs who suddenly become massive fans of whatever the bbc is covering 'did you see the winter olympics/darts/horse racing/snooker/cricket/tennis last night'

at least football is actually popular among proles. all those other things only come up once a year and no one would give a shit if it was a bbc headline

>>219091053
>>219091074
look, it's 2026
instead of weak and strong we have things called 'pistols' and even 'ultralight carbines'
it's weird, I know

Dominos opens at 12 so I reckon I'll get one in early x

>>219091074
not him but you literally use reddit as an adjective you should turn your computer off for a while

Dear carlybender
Please drop dead you tranny freak x

>>219091093
43% of all people are actual cattle

>>219091093
Because my team is absolutely gash this season and it’s a welcome distraction

>>219091093
Sorry for enjoying something different every now and then

>>219091111
last time you seen your penis?

Might nip down the Hindu temple and pray to Ganesh.

>>219091112
but i'm not going to do that so you lose #done

Australia anon loves making statistics. Kinda unwise if I’m honest, misleading even

>>219091126
This morning if you must know x

>>219091093
>at least football is actually popular among proles
Wouldn't be half as popular without massive media coverage and heavy investment in marketing
Not sure what your point is really

Watching this new lord of the flies thing. It's about a tubby lad whos on holiday, seems alright so far

>>219091114
Let’s see your workings

according to statistics provided by the national farming association, 100% of cattle are cattle

>>219091153
in time he'll look upon himself and say I was a right bastard, wasn't I
but no use expediting the process

>>219091160
Name?

>>219091166
no x

>>219091175
Take the whale watching to /an/

>>219091169
according to statistics provided by me your mum is 100% cattle

>>219091183
Rorke

>>219091175
unfortunately she has now crossed the line from thicc to just plain flat

ah yes Nathan from Stevenage just naturally became a massive fan of Arsenal

>>219091186
Fair dinkum

>>219091159
but at least thats by more than just the state media

>>219091202
unfortunately?

Gotta respect how India is the last major pagan region. Wish there were more fascinating pagan religions alive and well like Hinduism, Incan religion, Germanic paganism, Russian, Baltic, Finnish, it would be so interesting to be able to learn more about them all if the church didn’t ruin it

if chelsea learned to fly and became a quidditch team how would they set up? surely they'd just be a team of seekers and maybe just leave the gk to se the quaffle

cracking open bart simpsons 3D cylinder head like a can of beans

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The most famous british man. Mike

Never watched football on TV outside of international fixtures
Played it a lot growing up, played on the local village team, watched a couple of matches that the adult team played, but never saw the appeal of watching random brown cunts playing on behalf of massive corporations
Suppose I'm just too intelligent for that shite

>>219091196
*rapes your arse*

might kms

incelflat is in an absolute state
it is time for a cleaningtoil but i'm just sitting here wanking to bbw porn hungover

Mental how *looks around bedroom and focuses in on my little chicken poster* chicken littles love interest is a duck. Can these animals even reproduce?

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>>219090795
auntie crashing out

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Rorke telling his date that his favourite album is Chris Moyles parodies (2009)

>>219091275
fuck he is so disgusting. the only good looking male pornstar is that French bloke, Jean le dick or something

>>219091325
why've you got a chicken little poster in your room as a presumably grown man 20 years after it came out

>>219091333
You already posted this last thread. What are you doing?

>>219091325
Funny how Abby Mallard appears to have adult mallard plumage meaning she probably gets gangraped at family gatherings

>>219091198
Vaffangool

>>219091321
i've given the floors a hoover and a mop
dryingtoil is commencing with windows open letting tendegreeairberg in

>>219091364
um

going to see the cricket in june

>>219091383
i'll be seeing the ants in april i think

most of my incelflat is relatively tidy but the kitchen and bathroom are absolutely dire and need urgent attention

it probably feels so nice to cuddle with a big lion or a tiger but they are dangerous

>>219091343
Nosey bastard

watching a recent tim curry video
poor old bastard can barely move after the stroke

what flavour of doritos should i buy for scranning purposes

>>219091407
where

>>219091364
I don’t find that funny. Do mallards really commit incest? I thought nature sorted that

Right lads, that's the Domino's ordered

>>219091429
He was good in Ridley Scotts legend. Based gay Satan

>>219091431
tangy cheese

>>219091287
thats weird because to me international football is the soulless one. theres no community spirit behind just naked state interest. if you have the entire machination of the state behind it you can achieve a lot you can build a great team no shit. football is supposed to be about clubs that started from just guys down the local and building up from there

crusty jugglers

>>219091431
I'm a chilli heatwave man myself

>>219091460
they are overpriced
what did you get

>>219091460
What flavour you get lad? Any sides? Love pizza me but am funny about unhealthy foods so haven’t eaten it in years but before I die I’d love a pepperoni with garlic bread and a pack of larger

Dorominos

Dominoritos

>>219091129
Don't forget Vishnu and Daisy the cow.

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>>219091465
he's been in a wheelchair since 2012
unfathomably grim, I hope none of the posters in /brit/ are disabled like this

>>219091472
>football is supposed to be about clubs that started from just guys down the local and building up from there
Well that has fuck all to do with the vast majority of football that people watch every week
>y-yeah but it started like that a hundred years ago
and now your club is full of wogs and makes millions for arabs, yeah very humble that

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>>219091342
Jean val jean /brit/ friend. Yeah evaa lovia allowed him to put fingers in her ass in non anal scene because he s a french chad.

>>219091514
>bare midriff, jeans

uuuooooooohhhh

>>219091543
poor chap

>>219091543
:(

>>219091511
Chicken Feast
Large 13.5" Classic Crust
7 Chicken Kickers™
Coca-Cola Classic
Domino’s Cookies

team i lost 1 pound after 6 months of dieting go me

>>219091472
>football is supposed to be about clubs that started from just guys down the local and building up from there
oh right is that what you think about when you watch mpoko pass to szerszciwics to get past ngnog

>>219091553
love that big legs small arms look
going to masturbate right now

>>219091576
fucking blimp

>>219091576
Feel ill just reading that if I’m honest lad. Enjoy but, c’mon on bro. Don’t abuse your body like that

ok well I'm off out now, don't be a stranger now lads, later
*does finger guns as I leave the thread*

>>219091514
Bollocks to you, polo shirts are cosy as owt.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yvnqqv9n2o
>How Britain became a fried chicken nation
Fish and chips is dead as Princess Diana

just going to keep wanking and order stuff to cook from sainos
will clean the flat after the next spaff though

>>219091603
Accurate title: How Britain became a nation of immigrations

>>219091603
love korean fried chicken me

>>219091596
>>219091597
I'm skinny, honest. What's the big idea?

>>219091623
No, American style fried chicken.

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>>219091603
>Pritty Mistry

>>219091553
Any idea of her name? I too would like to wank, but over her, specifically.

>>219091640
>Sumayyah Zara Sillah
wogged

right then time to seize the day

>>219091629
you're the fuckin big idea mate lmao

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Quintessentially British

>>219091640
>1200+ comments

know without even looking these will be extremely rorkean

>>219091603
Kiwis love our fish and chips. We will hold the crown nice and safe

>>219091644
Meghan Houston

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rorke on a mad one

>>219091665
We are so totally best buds now lol

fish and chips is too expensive now

>>219091673
For raging, the BBC comment section is not as fun to read as the Daily Mail or the Guardian.

Lloyds pharmacy type situation lowkey

I said a hip

>>219091673
Mostly people pretending to care about animal welfare, some fatshaming and a couple of comments about only certain cities which are obviously racist dogwhistles

wish the modern left wasn't incapable of admitting that living with endless hordes of third worlders isn't very enjoyable or good for the economy (or anything at all really)

>>219091701
LOOYDSFURMASSYONEWORD

(she needs her chemist)

>>219091723
It's baked into their DNA unfortunately

>>219091723
Britain's a third world country, we don't have a choice really

>>219091683
Poor bugger doesn't have a Wiki page.

You people are quite slow. Even if every Brit woke up and opposed immigration, it's too late, because there are enough browns to outvote a pro-immigration seat in every constituency that matters.

>>219091547
it still follows the same pattern . it takes massive and rare change in ownership to make a club invincible and as pointless as an international team

>housemates close the doors to their rooms quietly
>every single shared door is opened all the way and let go to slam shut

honestly don't understand how people live like this

>he thinks economic migration is leftypols idea
Mate, it’s capitalism. People are the fuel, immigrants are cheap wood that burns well to keep the pedophile Christian elites warm and happy.

lovin poo
is easy cause its beautiful
and everything i do
is easy cause i poo

lalalalala
lalalalala
lalalalala lalalala
doo-mm-doo-doo-doo-doo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

get rorke pumped full of fried chicken
get his arse fattened up

>>219091603
>Sumayyah Zara Sillah's eyes light up as she takes hold of a takeaway box filled to the brim with strips of golden-coated Nashville-style hot tenders, dripping with sauce.
GCSE creative writing ahh sentence

>>219091759
Nigel did well in the last election thingy, didn't he?
Change is a-coming, for better or worse.

>>219091763
which international team is invincible?
oh? none? okay that's your point utterly raped

>>219091775
kind of academic when leftymong would want them here anyway just for different reasons

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It's time /brit/

>>219091775
leftypol fucking loves it soo... that's your point utterly raped

Christianity needs a total overhaul. Can’t imagine how awful it would be to be a legitimate caring and humble Christian who lives by the values while people associate you with psycho yankstains and historical injustices that used Christianity as a scapegoat

>>219091686
Wogification would be a more accurate word though admittedly that is just downstream from Americanism

>>219091803
fugggg

how do you cut your sandwiches?
triangles or rectangles?
i cut mine into triangles

>>219091832
Don't concern yourself with things you'll mever understand young wog

>>219091832
a mealy-mouthed post

>>219091798
all international teams are op because of state backing. only a select few clubs have that. just stay clear of them and club football is still goated

states are also fighting for a more bullshit cause than any corporation too. because at least a company is open about the fact that it chases money exclusively. states make up all kind of nonsense but then you hear about something like epstein which makes it obvious that none of nationalistic shite meant anything. it's all just rich cunts chasing money and power anyway

obliterated
simply no coming back from this

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770529969189921.webm

>>219091844
Whatever shape the bread comes out as, sort of oval I guess

>>219091874
maybe give some context next time you absolute spastic what am supposed to take away from this?

yeah football's shite for subhuman cattle, we know this already, move on

>>219091898
Congrats on falling for engagement bait

>>219091898
the take away is YOU'RE GAY

>>219091907
doesnt bother me its not like it came from my wallet

When I was a kid my mum used to ask if I wanted my toast cut like the king, the queen or the prince. One of the many ways in which the British influence lives on in our daily lives in nz

>>219091898
cannot imagine what context you would possibly need

Nigel Porridge

>>219091904
Meanwhile you're the master race for frittering your incel life away in your rancid bedroom, seething yourself into a frenzy over what others choose to enjoy

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>>219091940
DONE HIM

>>219091935
Who's protesting what, who everybody is, where they are

>>219091940
i'm a faustian free spirit, you're goyim cattle

>>219091940
you just know he likes anime as well

>>219091940
>frittering your incel life away in your rancid bedroom, seething yourself into a frenzy over what others choose to enjoy
literally every football fan here does the same lol

>>219091940
Why do zoomers think everybody is "seething" when they criticise you? Grow up mate, nobody is seething we just find your hobby really shit

Should go the gym and eat a sensible dinner. But tempted to swerve it and get a massive portion of fried chicken to hurt rorke's feelings

>>219091939
Howling

That's the Domino's out for delivery lads, result!

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>>219091952
how do you not know chris packham and megan mccubbin

nigel garage

>>219091980
that'll 39.99 plus tip

Now he truly is seething LOL

>>219091980
Can you take a picture of your meal

>>219091984
Elliot Page lookin slag

geowizard

fucks sake, did anyone else just feel that earthquake? whole house just moved
oh wait, i think it was just this tubby cunt jumping for joy >>219091980

>ree just let me fanatically enjoy watching black and brown people kick a ball around for their arab and jewish overlords! stop seething about me!!

>>219091974
Stop crying you sad virgin

>>219092014
thats you done

need to do yesterdays washing up

Anyone want to hear about my dream last night?

always thought trevor slattery was a comedy character from like a alan partridge tier sketch show

He's definitely not seething or anything

>>219091939
Kek

>>219092028
this but with tim westwood. cannot believe he was serious at the end of the day

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/brit/ prefers tennis

just seen a golden retriever

>>219091968
>you just know he likes anime as well
Yes of course he does but remember that's "sovl"

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>>219092008

yes you're seething and le malding at me watching dogshit all day

>>219092012
Funny how Rorke hates brown people yet he loves this...

football was more interesting when it wasnt literally all west africans.

drinking instant coffee and milk

built like a brick shithouse

>>219092080
only poofs have milk in their coffee

>>219092070
think you'll find the majority of football fans these days are aging liberals

might play some morrowind and commit a genocide of argonians

>>219091939
Lol that's quite funny actually

>>219092087
and still you've never seen a human vagina in your life

>>219092089
odd post

>>219092008
cscrmieng

chickpea and mushrooms harissa wraps maybe

>>219091939
Yeah this is a good one

>>219092110
you say this every time you're calling a homosexual

No matter what happens to me, know that daddy loves you kittens x

>>219092089
seems to be a generational thing. insecure boomer men always react like 'oh just black eh ' as if it's hard liquor like 'thatll put hairs on your chest'

but reality is it's the gays who dont drink milk because of the lactose poos and farts that make their anal sex messy

HARRYDIDYAPUTYANEMINTHEGOBLETOFFAIYRER

>>219092131
couldn't care less if you think i'm a homosexual just find it bewildering that you think milk in coffee is in any way effeminate

>>219091939
The more you read it the funnier it gets lol fair play lad

mad how west african food will never catch on in Britain like Indian food has because its fucking SHITE

ah yes any man not acting like a complete fairy is "insecure" totally not a demented tranny cope or anything

my go to coffee order is a flat white with oat milk

got to go to toil in just over an hour but i feel like shite

>>219091939
Sc

>>219092140
Im gay and I drink milk because of the lactose poos and farts that make my anal sex messy

>>219092180
it's actually sunday mate

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>>219090795
And just a couple days ago I saw a retarded tweet saying ACL injuries are meaningless because this same woman was doing some squats or some shit

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don't think i can get her any stronger than this

Nigel Porridge

I've got a coffee right now actually
1 teaspoon of instant coffee
1 approx. teaspoon of honey
1 teaspoon of coffee mate
Water
Splash of milk
Sweet and creamy, it's a nice comforting drink. Lovely on a miserable Sunday afternoon like today

Put whipped cream, grated chocolate, sprinkles, marshmallow and cherries on my coffee

>>219092191
i know. i hate toiling. i hate toiling on sundays.

>>219092202
Rookie numbers lol

>>219092210
nothing misarable about this sunday afternoon

>>219092195
stopping mid race to flick her bean
not on is it

>>219092202
Cool game.

What is it anon?

havent toiled on a sunday since 2017 and I SHANT be going back to it

>>219092238
dragon quest 11

might play some gta4 actually

>>219092210
>instant coffee
wouldnt use this stuff as an enema

>>219092230
It's cold and wet where I am, but not a comforting cold and wet, no; a miserable cold and wet

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>>219092176
love a flat white

got stiff little nipples this afternoon

>>219092262
it keeps happening. rorkes whole world collapsing

>>219092262
she always looked like a gay man

>>219092124
then going to felch cum from your boyfriends arse after?

>>219092262
shes actually lost it. people cant handle fame

>>219092255
Sure you wouldn't need to as your boyfriend's spunk does the job just fine you little mincer

>>219092262
Is she going to give back her best actress oscar then?

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she were fit in peep show

right well she's not a gay man because she hasn't got a knob has he

>>219092288
don't have a boyfriend just a cat and another cat and a dog and some hamsters

leftymong so ugly they/them start to call theyselves "non-binary" lmfao

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>>219092309

>>219092262
i don't get it

>>219092309
attainable

>>219092195
>I saw a retarded tweet saying ACL injuries are meaningless
Not even sure what that could possibly mean

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Sic semper puellae

>>219092312
Should get some fish

>>219092350
Too expensive, get fried chicken instead

sick of having eggy smelling diarrhoea every day

food reviews is the worst slop you can possibly watch on youtube

how has robert webb not transitioned to a woman yet

>>219092366
i like watching music documentaries and doing cooking and people climbing mountains and true crime and spooky stories

oh my days rorke, you can't just ask people why they haven't transitioned

>>219092369
he's got a big bald spot

sir harry pottah

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>>219092363

>>219092287
The three monkeys of below average intelligence. Doesn't roll off the tongue as nicely as its Japanese counterpart, but what can you do x

manlet paki at the gym only does upper body and can't stop looking at himself in the mirror
he's such a faggot

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an easter treat

I drink all kinds of coffee, all kinds of alcohol
Whenever some scrawny little incel has a go at me for having a cappuccino or a nice cocktail I just laugh

sarah ferguson took her DAUGHTERS to have lunch with Jeffrey EPSTEIN 1 week after he had been released from PRISON!!

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the gf

>>219092443
well i doubt he was likely to rape them in a pret

>>219092462
i eat hot crossers all the time
in the toaster lash a load of butter on them pee ee enn gee

>>219092443
You think they all shagged him?

I used to be big and fat so I didn't need to train legs when I was at the gym, but because my legs naturally got strong from carrying my massive weight around I found training legs to be much more enjoyable and I rarely had jelly legs the day after

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>>219092443
Don't blame her

>>219092507
wonder what colour her arsehole is

wonder how i'd feel without nicotine, booze and coffee

>>219092526
Impossible to tell

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>>219092520
She deffo bleaches it

Is there a list of celebrities that was mates with Epstein?

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>>219092507

>>219092549
All of them basically

need to figure out how to make a billion dollars

>>219092548
might perform the wanking ritual to this

>>219092534
literally is

>>219092569
Are you Jewish? If not then you may struggle

>>219092548
oh my lord she is quite curvy and that looks like a nice arse
would scran

>>219092548
i hope it's big and brown

>>219092443
the big fat secret about rape and molestation is that it's not that offensive to women. it's more about the guy whos doing it

>>219092584
how hard do you think it would be to pretend to be Jewish and nobody know that you aren’t

>>219092646
depends on your physiognomy

>>219092646
impossible if they ask you to show your circumcised willy

*Puts Rorke in a choke-hold*
CALL ME A TRANNY ONE MORE TIME, RORKE
CALL ME A TRANNY ONE MORE TIME

>>219092646
They can tell

I did a DNA test and I'm part ashkenazi jew but I dont have any money
is there somewhere I go to claim it or what

>>219092683
tra-ACK

Brighton XI: Verbruggen; Kadıoğlu, Dunk, Boscagli, De Cuyper; Baleba, Gross, Kostoulas; Georginio, Howell, Mitoma.

Crystal Palace XI: Henderson; Muñoz, Richards, Lacroix, Mitchell; Lerma, Wharton, Hughes; Piño, Sarr; Strand Larsen.

new
>>219092740
>>219092740
>>219092740

>>219092443
Joke's on him, they're both a bit hideous. Butterfaces, if you will.

>>>219090795 (thread's magick maturity-limit reached)
Now Then, In the Name of “Jupiter-Shekhinah”:
As those who bless any tax-payer of Proto-Indo-European descent are blessed in all ways,
So those who curse any tax-payer of Proto-Indo-European descent are cursed in all ways. Selah.
Sovereignly, “It is ESTABLISHED.” Amen, so mote it be. [ 𑣆 𑣆 𑣆 ]