Monarchy MILFs edition
>>219092740you cant post this mate
watched enough gay artsy films and shit old films to realise that low IQ films are vastly superior
>>219092760any film you watch is a low IQ film
>>219092756Too late innit
>>219092750Glad gfberg has a nice normal looking fannyThat will change as she gets older of course
>>219092776you would know
Escortlad here. Back from seeing the escort for the 5th time.Didn't go so well this time. Started off well, kissing was passionate, nice cuddling, but for some reason I was struggling for hardness when I tried penetrating her. She was understanding and I eventually came while she gave me a blowjob/handjob but I'm a bit pissed off I couldn't stay hard during penetration.idk why this happened. Last two times have been fine, I went on top and finished inside her (condom on obviously).
>>219092750deer or dancing woman for mehate big lips
>>219092810little gay horse
>>219092740*enters thread*
>>219092797yeah, because you're watching them. that's the point
>>219092823hate AI slop
How do I cope with the fact that my gf used to get passed around by chads and weed dealers in her past?
>>219092788sad
>>219092842Learn to live with the pain
*squeaking bed and the sound of distant moaning*
>>219092842simply cannot imagine caring about my gf's exes
fucking hate my mum sometimes so fucking annoying
>>219092845yeah she quit streaming. tragic
>>219092888You'll miss her when she's gone, don't waste the time you have and spend the rest of your life wanting to kill yourself for being a terrible son
>>219092888ever put on her bras and knickers and prance about in them for a laugh?
cannot imagine how fucking awful your life must be to turn to livestreams of transsexuals pretending to be noncey drawings for company
>>219092863not that far desu. doesnt even get me into town
mental. Meme sport from meme country.
Love historical dramas me
>>219092878What gf?
>>219092957Doesn't he then lower the men's pay so everyone is equal as a middle finger to the uppity trade union bint?
>>219092944Badger Farm?
Why do Americans have to say “tuna fish”? We know tuna is a fish, you can just say tuna
>>219092834the real one isn't much different desuhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/IQ1b0CRXyAM
So jealous of the working life boomers hadBet they didn't have to do so many pointless shitty appraisals, and check-ins, and performance reviews where they just get insulted by HR for half an hour
>>219092996bet you say "chunah"
just found out you can turn the kettle on without the lid on. how much are they overcharging for these unnecessary lids?
>>219093017yeah thats how its pronounced
blind date... guess the outcomehttps://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/jan/10/blind-date-the-register-office-was-next-door-but-we-opted-for-the-pub-and-more-drinks
toon ah
wish kiana docherty would fart on me
>>219093011
>>219093025They got along really well. Fell in love and got married
cannot wait for my mediterranean fusion enchiladas
>>219093025she thought she was out of his league
Got asked if I was a virgin by a girl at work. Literally how are they always able to tell? It's not like I've been trying to shag her, and all of our conversations have been small-talk in the office or at post-work drinks. I don't get it.
>>219093025its that shrimple
>>219093073oh but when i say things like "earlier you claimed x and that directly contradicts your last statement" girls think i'm being confrontational
>>219093072
sir remigration
>>219093072dont understand what kind of work people do where these are acceptable questionsif someone asked me that i'd be sending a message to HR
So how come Chloë Sevigny sucked an actual cock and drank seamen on camera for an art movie? Why'd she do that then?
>>219093105Kek
made up a boring story award
>>219092891nice bumdoes she do bum videos now? i hope so
all i want is a Pal-estine but it seems to me that love Is(n't)rael
>>219093126she probably does it on her own time why not get paid to do it
>>219093072What did you say in response? Could have just asked it as a small question not expecting you to reply serious or not
>>219093126Her bf/husband lied to her and said it wouldn't be shown in the film
>>219092740
>>219093122If someone asked me that at work id douse myself in petrol at the office and set myself on fire
>>219092793Hideous the pair of them.Given the state of Fergie, I can't say I'm surprised.
did they ask the people in the background if they consented to having their photos published in the grauniad?
>>219093122don't worry, you'll be relieved to hear that the police have been informed>>219093147I said no and made up a lie about having a girlfriend in Uni, but the fact she was even asking the question to begin with really threw me off. Not the first time I've been asked that question either
>>219093143i said free Palestine and she started to Gaza Strip
>>219093025>meets Alexia, 24Fuck me paper round in Chernobyl?
regardless of how they look it must feel lush to shag a royalty
>>219093215reckon it'd feel even lusher to kill one
>>219093193homo
>>219093025tarqs have it so good
>>219093215
LIVERPOOL
Wanna buy my friend a nursery rhyme but not sure which one. Any suggestions?
Rorkes album of the year, every year, since 2009
>>219093265be nice when it's finished
>>219093286hop little bunnies HOP HOP HOP
>>219093161Um akshually the British government investigated themselves and found no evidence of wrong-doing, so stop posting about this, OK?
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/OK2COqRANXlOl32AT2xedg/
>>219092949Do they get paid as much as footballers? At least them cunts have to work for 45 minutes at a time.
>>219093286Nick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone.
>>219093262shes not royalty
>>219093313No, there's a salary cap to "promote fairness" in pay, which also coincidentally means owners make more profit by keeping wages artificially low
>>219093313the quarterbacks and the important positions get paid a lotbut half the people in squads are paid fuck all and will probably only have a two year career before they're fucked off
>>219093161>>219093307All the testimony of one person
>>219092842 You can't. It's always going to linger in your mind. Just dump her ass and find a girl with a more reasonable bodycount.
>>219093025What the hell is that tattoo on her wrist? Was she in a concentration camp o algo?
>>219093325>Her Royal Highness The Duchess of SussexBeg to differ
>>219093313Top ones get around 20 million per yearis that more or less than top footballers?
its ok mankey
>>219093348Tough luck the 77th Brigade have you working on Sundays too mate
>>219093307Leaping around and screeching at this
>>219093357https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/11:11_(numerology)
>>219093368it's about the same
>>219093397>Significance in Christianity>Within Protestant Christianity the number 11 or 11:11 has no inherent significance, except for those who attempt to use the superstition in interpreting the Bible.[8]Really glad they included that little tidbit
>>219093262the man with the long hair on the right has willards for fingers
>>219093236Ok, fair enough. Eugenie ain't bad. The other one is hideous.
personally I can't believe how much money Basketball players get in the NBA. hundreds of millions of dollars for a sport only hoodrats and yankified runts in europe watch
proxynonce
>>219093313they get paid more. even the punters who might come on for a kick 3 or 4 times a game get low millions a year
really debating whether I want to see the escort again now lads
why does mousey not post here anymore?
>>219093368Probably around the same.
>>219093448basketball is a genuinely popular sport across loads of continentsamerican football is just america
>>219093208 It's just a photo. People are being recorded and photographed every day when they walk out of their houses by street and shop cameras.
2011 gyatt damn
>>219093463525,000 a week sounds great. Even a year would be nice actually
>>219093507wooooah, really?
>>219093463>kai havertzAh yes arsenals 3rd choice number 10
>>219093459you lot bullied him
busta rhymes is a good name because it describes what he does
>>219092750roll
it's mentally mental how easily yanks get rattled when you call them poorjust got a 5 paragraph reply from an american after i called him unemployedhere the response would have been>yeah pip pays for my rent and i get to drink and fuck escorts it lush
>>219093313An NFL player is on $750,000 a year minimum, due to their player's union
>>219093506Why didn't anybody do anything about it at the time
>>219093581Why didn't you?
>>219093581nobodys done anything about it nowthe only reason the scandal exists is because it threatened to name billionaires
>>219093585I was 8, bit above my paygrade
>>219093570So championship footballer level
>>219093567temporarily embarrassed millionaires and that
Anyone want a sprite cranberry?
Thinking about yesterday when Wales got demolished
>>219093617at what?
>>219093581Private eye publishes stuff thats unsubstantiated (but usually true) which is why they get sued for liable all the time
used to be on the PIP and it was indeed lushbest thing about it is rentberg is paidthen you get 1200 a month to spend but since my mum got me food and stuff i basically blew it at the pub
Fun fact: Hitler's mom Klara died painfully from breast cancer, and her treatment was with iodoform, a very painful treatment that was... not effective. His family doctor was a Jewish man that treated her at a loss due to their family being impoverished.
sued for liable
>>219093651what part of that fact is fun
>>219093632rugger
>Private eye publishes stuff thats unsubstantiated (but usually true) which is why they get sued for verbal all the time
>>219093661dead sport
>>219093640That's got more to do with the fact that British libel law exists solely to protect the powerful paedophiles that run the British state.
im learning every day
are you going to watch the brighton palace match?
the super injunctionryan giggs shagging his brother's wife for 10 years
>>219093654>>219093664Ive made a small spelling error and i deserve all this scorn. Can only apologise
Was Hitler OVERRATED?
>>219093640are they liable for slander as well?
rarity
>>219093674in Wales yeah12 straight Six Nations losses LOL
Thought my notifications had fucked up, but it was just the Plaid Cymru leader's name
>>219093684Saw an anime about this. Unfortunately he was a virgin nerd.
Shamar yesterday, Sandeep today. In a month, we'll see Dayal take the field in the IPL as well. Disgusting that they're still allowed to carry on with their careers with no consequences
>>219093659That the doctor who treated his mum for free out of the kindness of his own heart was Jewish and yet Hitler went on to become what he became
>>219093708Slander is spoken, libel is written
Nice and quiet in Coopers today Probably because the Scousers are down the proper boozers for the match
>>219093713least fit pony
>>219093719Year 7 banter…
what's defamation then
Do you go on shagging weekends in your country?
>>219093730thats slander
>>219093735It`sa LovelyLivestream !!
>boozersle footy lad look.. sad!
>>219092891unfortunately no. i think she just quit or went on a hiatus
>>219093753don't know
>>219093753Defamation is causing harm with lies, not just saying/printing lies.
>>219093761Ive met princess eugenie
>>219093775>sadDon't worry one day you'll be invited out with any luck
Bet she loves it up the arse
Instead of debating in parliament they should dance
>>219093797ain’t she that skeleton bint on youtube
>>219093459Same reason that I don't.
>>219093783>causing harm with liesoh like Migel Farage?
Can anyone identify this animal faeces i found in my greenhouse?
>>219092740Dianna and Kate are proper hotties. In my teen years I would jerk it to pics of them.
>>219093842rorke
>>219093812She looks nicola sturgeon
>>219093843Bit saucy innit? Having sex with the air.
>>219093842rorkes nan
>>219093843They do too much for the cameras. Unwatchable.
really starting to get into titsused to be an arse man but think i would like to suck on a nice big pair of chebs
>>219093842How big is it ?
six sevennine eleven
>>219093301>>219093322Shit suggestions thanks
>>219093882Bigger than a bird squat, smaller than a cat squat
>>219093843Rorke singing Chris Moyles "the boy does plenty" here
>>219093843ok that is how you get someone pregnant by accidentWhat if a woman walk past and bent over then she has a baby
going to start cooking as soon as someone can convince me to get up off my fat arse
just ran my first 5k
>>219093894Maybe hedgehog?
>>219093902screaming at this fucking imbecilic post for some reason
my tapeworm tells me what to do
>>219093842that's umbunny diarrhoea
I think I'm getting some 'pression
my tapeworm tells me where to go
>>219093930>suncream everydayLmao enjoy cancer
got so pissed last night i think i shat in some mong's greenhouseneat little curl from what i recall
>>219093704nh he's dead
feel sick
>>219093072You probably had the virgin smell or the virgin gait.
>>219093959Suncream gives you cancer?
>>219093959there are many things you could talk about to prove the uk is an island of pedophiles but calling it “suncream” might be number one
>>219093930Absolute state of her lips
>>219093991Australia has us beat on that front
>>219093988yep scientifically proven, rorke peer approved
>>219093072i found that they know through a combination of things: you never talk about sex or relationships, you never mention a gf or ex gf, you lack confidence and are shy. these things are pretty much a dead giveaway. normies talk about sex 24/7
>>219093936>>219093950PULL THE TAPEWORM OUTTA YOUR ARSE>HEY
Unhappy
>>219093975once was completely blackout drunk but woke up clearly remembering hurling my guts up all over my mate’s kitchen floor with absolutely no recollection of what happened before or after
>>219093581busy
sucking down a donkey kong milkshake
>>219093988According to doctor chud md yes
>>219093930kahteem untouched and virgin me
>>219094061I don't see how that's a milkshake
2026 I am forgotten
>>219093930wish i looked like her
>>219093856>>219093866
>>219094096Disgusting man tits
nsfw image on blue board which should be on a red board
>>219094091
>>219094096Walleyed nipples
>>219094096mum came into my room while this picture was on my screen
>>219094103adore this brad
>>219093991YANNOW COBBAH DAAN ERE IN OOGALAWOOGALA WE CALL IT SCREENOYA SAY OI DAVO PASS US THE SCREENO YA DOZY WOMBAT
*gay californian voice*yikesss chuddy wuddy md over here...
>>219094148she fit?
>>219094152screaning
What's happening
>Well that's England beat Wales 48 to 7 on Saturday then isn't it? Did you see that yeah?Is this decent chat for my colleagues on Monday? Don't know anything about Rugby.
>>219094148ever shag her arse?
wombats are vital creatures
need to iron some toilshirts
apparently ray mears has died
>>219094191Sounds great mate. Can tell youre quiet the charismatic guy
>>219094196>>219094210in the oven with some veggies get these fuckers scranned
Canada ought to just join America tbqh Also yanks should build a wall between them and mexico
>>219094191nobody watches rugby pal if you mention it you'll be immediately cast out into the toil wilderness
>>219094196dis you know they do square poosit’s to mark their territory because they don’t roll away
Can't stop
based black manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni6eShkJUq4
>>219092842How do you know?>>219093072I've never been asked that. I'm technically not a virgin if you count escorts.
my spirit animal
Fixing things around the house getting me depressed haha. Just filled in some hairline plaster cracks and now I'm miserable lol
bankberg will only give me £220,000 for a mortgagethe problem? I live in Hampshire
>>219094280Just shave it off bro
need to drain my chickpeas
>>219094191I lurk /sp/ threads for prem chat fodder at work
It is legal to kill Sir Keir Starmer now
>>219094306love draining the water from tinned corn onto a tea towel and wringing it out into my mouth
>>219094329I suspect that publication might not be providing an entirely unbiased account of events
>>219094316Everyone at work really confused when you start talking about dave and arsewog?
>>219094216He faked his death to go undercover in fox hunting groups like Bruce Lee
So this is me then. Eating Guinness infused bacon and drinking kombucha
>>219094280why
so fucking glad i started taking finasteride at 28 when i first started recedingstill look like i'm receding but i will never have to shave it off
>>219092788>candice tierGyal needs to eat
>>219094383I dunno man I think I did a shit job and then just seeing the area that needs to be painted again makes me sad
>>219094354Craig Murray is a former British diplomat but he is bipolar so quite moody but it is a fact that the British establishment is pro-genocide
>>219094382soy levels off the chartsBet you'll be mincing your way down to dulwich hamlets via a record shop after you've finished that
>>219094406understandable im terrible at home improvement too my house is steadily getting shittier as the years go by
Just saw mikey down William Hill putting his last £2 on Spurs staying up
nth for the holodem
just out the shower x
>>219092788>>219092891do zoomers seriously wank to this lmao
>>219094441It's not soy
>>219094463UM x
>>219094461
>>219094441And then he will have gay anal sex with a man
>>219094493No
Bought a smart bulb for the ol' bedroom
>>219094039not a dead giveaway of virgnity though. could be a rapist murderer who keeps it secret to not get arrested
right, off to feed the pet nigger
it’s mad that we still dont know why exactly people are gayrorke will try to tell you it’s because they all got molested which may well be true in some cases but that still clearly doesn’t answer it, you’d think geneticists or some shit would’ve narrowed it down by now
>>219094512Got me a cheap one from IKEA and a remote don't even need the wifi-crap the remote let's me dim the lights
>>219094566Does yours get really hot too after just a few minutes?
>>219094563Its a mental illness. What kind of man puts his penis in to the shit coated hairy bumhole farthole of a man? That is legitimately an illness and it should be outlawed
>>219094475>Bacon: 1 million epic points>Guinness: holy epic (hope you split the G ;) )>Kombucha (aka epic juice)Holy Neil deGrasse Tyson this is pure awesomesauce - you win the internet today kind gentlesir!
>>219094597shrieking
>>219094590what about a smooth pink boypussy
>>219094580That'll be the bitcoin miner
>>219094597What about that is soy then
my life might be a bit shit but at least im not the australian loser wasting peak summer on this website spamming the same four posts over and over again poor lad is probably going to kill himself soon
>>219094460yeah she'd get it
wanking to all your wonderful posts
>>219094590i think you might just have a very limited view of human sexuality
>>219094051and untouched?
>>219094597fucking done him lmao
>>219094597Done him
>>219094634wish i looked like this
Rejected by society
>>219094619I respect him even moreI'll be doing the same come summer
>>219094642considering less than 5% of the population in every country is homosexual it doesnt seem like I need to expand my horizons, homosexuals are mentally disordered, that simple
>>219094619currently kicking my legs in the air and giggling like a schoolgirl at the fact that some british spastic halfway across the world is seething at my innocuous posts for no real reason whatsoever dance for me my little puppet xx
my enchiladas filling is on and my rice
really want to get smashed today but it'll fuck my gains... going gym now
will hughes?
>>219094741and does he?
>>219094713corr australian schoolgirls with tanned legs
just not really on is it
Everyone just taking a break for 5mins are they?
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU ALL GO
>>219094850>>219094871watching brighton x
what was that one in neighbours called? the fit schoolgirl. or was it home and away?
He didn't "do" me. He just listed what I was eating and assigned random Reddit buzzwords to them
>>219094884did the men kick the ball?
>>219094891dunno mate those shows are like fosters where no one here actually watches them
>>219094871Watching the curling x
Currently crying
>>219094917ktwm last night
>>219094871Curlings on
>>219094938Didn't ask did i
>>219094955
>>219094679women shag horrendously ugly men all the timemen shag horrendously ugly women all the timewhy is it only a problem when men shag horrendously ugly men?
