Curling edition
new>>219094962
how the fuck do people get into curling there's literally nowhere were you can play this game
>>219094955Kek
>>219094978Scots only
Morning team not long got up. Realised I haven't been taking my antidepressants lately so made sure I took it today
I’d warm that Swiss lass’s cheeks
new>>2190949009
so are there any good webms of female skeleton competitors with their bums jiggling around this year orrrr
>>219094978tarqs find a way
yeah her
getting into curling while im on the toilet haha yeah
The chairs at work are so fucking uncomfortable and are destroying my back. God I hate going into the office, I wonder if I can use it as a good excuse to stop going in at all
*slowly pushes a big stone along the thread floor*
>>219095026shchajqiiungf
NEW FFS>>219095052
We at /brit/ find sourdough bread to be severely overrated
>>219095027Pretty sure they have to give you a standing desk if you request it
gf just sent me this, how do i respond without sounding mad?
*ruins European civilisation in your path*
Omg
what's the curling stone made out of?I always took it for granite
sah...wait for it...creaming!
>>219095087Stone
Suckling on a cola flavour calippo
>>219094871i was making my enchilladas
>>219095080nah
>>219095078shave off ALL your hair THIS INSTANT
>>219094978Its probably a really high percentage of people who get into curling at all who end up in the olympics. If you want to feel like you've achieved something in life, just get into some incredible niche thing so that you end up being among the best in the world by default.
Starmer still hasn't resigned. Rorke must be fuming LOL
>>219095096roaring
>>219094955Were gonna win the mixed, suckers
>>219095102wish i was that calippo
>>219095087joke that only works in an american accent
Chris Moyles 2009 parody album has to be the greatest adaptation of the rorke gimmick since it's inception
Trump video wey show Barack Obama and wife as monkey generate backlash
>>219095119every four years watching the olympics i tell myself i will get into clay pigeon shooting or something so i can be in the olympic village and shag all the athletes i heard they put a bucket of condoms in every room haha
>>219095144feel as though it’d be better explored through the lost art of alistairposting
>>219095120Nor should he, his chief of staff just admitted it was all his fault
pissing all over the toilet
>>219095110Woke is the natural conclusion to Protestantism. It’s the conclusion to liberalism if you keep hollowing it out by sheer reason, and liberalism itself could not have arose without the Reformation. Luther created a spiritual rupture in Europe that echoes to this day. Our political beliefs are merely downstream from religion, as they are based on our convictions and morality. This isn’t even getting into the religious wars that devestated Europe, and the coinciding rise of Protestantism with both Freemasonry and Jewish usurers, which then led to financial control of the masses.
>>219095155The athletes shag, the sportsmen don't. Shooters are the virgins of the olympics
>>219095159scmrhamsmsaah
>>219095144Sounds like your unfunny inclusion
>>219094955I'm getting recommended a load of videos on curling for some reason, is this your doing?
>>219095185Hey man how’s it going
Won the double in footy manager
>>219095216Not bad. You?
>>219095191that reddit shit isn’t even worth a “scr” pull yourself together man ffs
Can't wait for the Superbowl later, FOY me all you want I'm still watching it
>>219095233Its actually from twitter x
right well that's me sent into the stratosphere
umfunny
>>219095225with whoany time i play footy manager i play like two games of pre season and go ah fuck this i can’t be arsed and turn it off
>>219095238Why? I'd rather watch curling. Unironically
>>219095238tried watching it once and it was one of the dullest experiences of my life, turned off about 20 minutes in
>>219095251monchengladbach
>>219095244it might be a twitter screenshot but it’s spiritually reddit, do try to keep up
>>219095233Do you have a ranking for laughing in terms of intensity?lollmaohowlingroardingscreechingscreamingpooscreamingpscreamsdmgisndf (and variants)
The Sunday roast
Picking a gf based off her dad being bald I can't curse my son to becoming bald
>>219095185The Catholic Church is completely under the spell of the weak western political climate. Luther hated jews after being given a German translation of the Talmud, and wrote that all synagogues in Europe should be burned to the ground and jews either expelled or converted. The current state of Europe is because Britain decided to wage war on the man who tried to bring about Luther's vision of a Europe free from jewish influence. You can blame that on religion but the real blame belongs to your godless leaders.
>>219095308not how genetics work mong
>>219095307>2 cheese-topped meals in as many daysGive your head wobble mate
Curly and his estate girlfriend Sophie.Why the name Curly you may ask? His real name is Milton. Well, the nickname goes back to the 60s and his Hyde Park days, when it was noted that his appendage was twisted like the roots of a tree, hence the nickname curly.He brought so many teenage white girls to heel after arriving from Jamaica and during his fifty-year career as a bus driver. He keeps relics of his captured hymens inside a shoebox underneath his bed.
>>219095301longer = intenser, generally a “scr” obviously doesn’t hit the same as a “scieuyqtaatejfotorow”literally invented the pscreamsdmgisndf gimmick myself mind you
>>219095351its the weekend
>>219095314>Luther hated jews after being given a German translation of the TalmudNo he hated them after they refused to convert because he believed he was the greatest orator and would baptise the Jews
>>219095319Would be incel if she were male
>>219095307That’s shit!
>>219095351Swiss people only eat cheese
Two calippos down the hatchet
Curling is so bori-*the ghost of Rupert Lowe passes through the wall of my room and revokes my White card*
From waking up to leaving the house for work, how long does it take you to complete your morning routine?1 hour 30 minutes for me
>>219095386Incels aren't real same with unemployment. You just haven't asked out enough women. Realistically if you want a girlfriend you need to ask out at least 20 women a week. Within a month you'll have been on around 15 dates.
frisbeeing kraft singles onto my comatose quadriplegic nans head
>>219095428I've worked night shift every day except Sunday since I was 18 but 20 minutes.
>>219095434cope there are enough guys who've tried that and documented it, both online and in real life, approaching thousands of girls and never getting a single date
>>219095434The worst part is you actually believe what you're saying
not divided by number of users so this just shows how many people from each country there are
tomorrow I will ask the slightly chubby toillass if she owns a dildo
>>219095381If you read On the Jews and Their Lies, his awakening only occurred when he was able to read the Talmud in his language, and then felt betrayed because he had jewish friends and was a bit of a supporter of jews until that point, viewing them as victims rather than predators.
>>219095481alri diegsy xx
>>219095481Works for me. Though I only ever peaked at 10 girls a week last summer.
>>219095467No eating, shower, shit or shave?
>>219095314Yeah, every single problem ever would have been sorted if Hitler had won. They weren’t nutjobs at all. Blokes like Himmler had great visions for Europe and wanted a good free Christian society forevermore. Definitely weren’t blood worshipping autists that tried to make a “Thousand Year Reich” (millenarian instinct), and put the “Germanic volk” at the top of dominance forever while subjugating anyone else.
>>219095504I shave monthly and shower at work
>>219095503Then you're above average looking I'm talking about average to below-average guys. Of course the good-looking ones do well.And don't tell me you're not good-looking. Girls wouldn't give you the time of day if you weren't.
>>219095434Results compounds over time as you increase the size of your network, improve your confidence/social skills and become immune to rejection. Required reading: Malcolm Gladwell's "Outliers" and the Roissy in DC weblog.
could you imagine a world with no jews?
I don't meet 20 different women in 6 months let alone weekly
if you're ugly then swiping 10000 girls will still result in 0 datesif you're ugly you need to approach women in pubs or somethingi'm ugly and have a gf i met in person after being rejected thousands of times online
>>219095533>Then you're above average lookingI've had a total of 0 successful dates from apps which I can only put down to looking bad
>>219095506Himmler wasn't Germany's chancellor and that's why you types focus on his autistic 4chan personality. Hitler praised Jesus Christ often in public, something Keir Starmer would never do.
>>219095553how did you meet her, what do you look like, what does she look like
two enchiladas and four dessert spoons of rice demolishedstill got two enchiladas left for supperremains to be seen what all those chickpeas and spinach and harissa and cheese does to my insides at toil tomorrow
>>219095551Same. No idea where to meet women.
>>219095533nigga literally said “I only ever peaked at 10 girls a week” and you believed it LMAOyou have inescapable inoperable terminal autism i’m arfraid
are tommy is going to save Parishttps://youtu.be/i-enrKnu-48?si=FWaJDPuQxsIwbhCF
rorke writing in women into google maps and asking directions
>>219095580i'm a 4/10 facially but normal body. she is average and thin. we met on a night out. i got smashed before i left the house to give me confidence to approach girls. i had prepared some things to talk about as well so i wouldn't mumble my way through a conversation.
>>219095561yes it's that. even average doesn't cut it. you have to be rather good-looking to even get a date from apps. chads obviously make a killing.
>>219095566hitler hated christian morality
Whenever men say they're X/10 add another pointWhenever women say they're X/10 divide it by two
>>219095553unsubscribe
>>219095658am a solid 10 me
>>219095630ok then good for you mate. most 4/10 men never pull let alone get a girlfriend on a night out even if they went out every night for years.Is your girlfriend white?
>>219095553Never thought about how ugly people are excluded from from dating app dates, which is by far the most fun and ubiquitous hobby of the 21st century. Sad.
>>219095506Nazis were very intelligent with average intelligence of 128. They all had had high IQ scores even after enduring imprisonment, torture, deprivation etc.
am hearing (from credible sources, mind you) that hitler only had one balland that goering had two but very small and himmler had something similarand goebbels had no balls at all
>>219095671you can look better with a bit of effort. clothes and hair can add a couple of points. add another point if she's drunk. yes she is white.
It looms
https://x.com/edkrassen/status/2020232571137777710?s=46which one of you started this
why do they sweep the ice? it makes no difference
>>219095691Himmler sub 95
>>219095714you just dont get it do you?
>>219095692https://youtu.be/Y1DWJQkOJew
>>219095691need a comedy film about streicher plotting revenge on all the smarter nazis that bullied him
>>219095713No idea who that is
>>219095691Notice how hitler’s is too low to make it on the list
Love doing roleplay scenarios online with strangers around my fetish and they never suspect a thing and it causes me to jizz everywhere
>>219095713i dont know who kristi noem is
really terribly stressed and want to run away
>>219095553you will still get rejected hundreds if not thousands of times in pubs and bars and this repeated real-life rejection would take its toll on anyonealso you have to be careful as a lot of men like to step in and whiteknight if they see a women in a bar being approachedI don't think there was as much whiteknighting going on twenty years ago
heeey diego ooh ahhi wanna knooooooooow why you're homealone
>>219095713I think you meant to post this in /cum/Stupid yank
>>219095748he wasn't a numerberg defendant but hitler would have been below rudolf hess for sure
>>219095742skuh-REECHING
>>219095763not him but if I need to go through literally thousands of attempts to get one (1) shag I just cannot be arsed, it just isn't even worth it
>>219095787They let hitler off? How’d that happen
we don't have any medals
would be mad if there were still like 115 year old nazis hooked up to life support machines
>>219095821hitler was controlled opposition lad
been approximately ten years since is kissed or shagged a womanreckon truth be told that's my lot now
>>219095654You're attributing myths to him now. He recognized that the German Lutheran Church was vital to the country and unlike Lenin he didn't execute 8000 priests and lock the entire clergy up or kill them.
>>219095780>stupid yank calling another stupid yank a stupid yankuncle tom
>>219095869I’s a good yank massa bruce
Grandad has lost the plot
>>219095762what's wrong hun
imagine telling new yorkers after 9/11 that 25 years later their city would be run by an islamist
>>219095917would suck her dry
listening to chaka khan and eating pork scratchings
>>219095917she looks fun to talk to
Keir Starmer is resigning on 27th February. Save this post
Just to let you all know, I have identified this mystery scat as Pheasent poo
>>219095976time for the red queen to rise
>>219095980Pheasant be kidding me!
why is she like this
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22suck%20her%20dry%22
>>219095935It's a strange sort of Islamist who meets his wife on hinge and parades her around in public
>Pheasent poo
>>219095996Has she defected to Reform?
>>219095996>NB there is no Labour Liz Trussonly because dippy diane got excommunicated
>>219095897screaing
>>219095980Could be any game bird or poultry
>>219095922stupid gay work stuff i'm not equipped for this life
>>219095935Imagine telling world war two veterans that 80 years after the war, your grand children will be replaced by those cretins you liberated from the camps.
>>219096005Never heard of Islamo-Leftism?
>>219095996Mad cow
>>219096028its sunday just forget about it no thinking over the weekend :)
Liz Truss just reverted to LibDem inshallah
>>219096021in what way is diane abbott like liz trussdiane abbott has been a successful constituency mp for 40-odd years, beloved by her constituents and praised by even her detractors for her resolute defence of what she believes inliz truss is basically a grifter
>>219095935
>>219096038You mean that thing you just made up, Rorke? No mate we haven’t heard of that
Concord, the Red Arrows and the QE2, all in one photo. What happened?
>>219096072least disingenuous leftypol
was at the lough
>BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney has resigned as Keir Starmer’s Chief of Staff over the Mandelson scandalFirst one down, reminds me of the Tory PM carousel Soon the rest of the cabinet then starmer himself
>>219095996insane to think there are people sitting by reading this entire tweet nodding along in agreement
>>219096081They stopped using Concord. Hope this helps.
>>219096067pack it in leftypol you boring bastard
>>219096081why are those planes i nthe water?
>>219096089alri kneecap
>>219095909Professor whats his name
need a new pair of house trousers
>>219096128"This is fine," says Leftypol
>>219096101Me
>>219096128Rorke FURIOUS that he isn’t allowed to live with this Indian family who he would never choose to live with in a million years.
>>219096089lovely bit of 'cel photography
>>219096095McSweeney was a SpAd, not a Minister
>>219096155right well i dont think theyre actually talking about coconuts are they?
>>219096178Does it taste of dick?
>>219096155Getting Bletchley to decipher this
>>219096155why are these oddos even speaking in code like this, obviously this is noncery what the fuck else would this mean otherwise
>>219096086>completely move the goalposts>call others disingenuous
>>219096178Six gallons of water were wasted on this dogshit zinger
im in the thick of it, everybody knows
>>219096155Sometimes a coconut is just a coconut, rorke
reginald dwight custard doughnut
i eat coconut milk regularly but i'm not sure i've ever eaten an actual coconut
i’m going to kill myself when my cat dies
>>219096178Like a Tiny Dancer?
>>219096161Discrimination is illegal leftypol. The law applying to everyone equally upsets you i know
>i eat coconut milk
>>219096261- catfreaks after one minor setback
sorted it out now
think my hemorrhoids have cleared up
>>219095415>egyptians said it more than russiansthats surprising kek. also why are they so into it compared to the rest of north africa/the middle east
head hurts feel sick
>>219096281i’m seriousit might just the toxoplasmosis talking but i would die for my stupid little cat
trimming my nostril hairs so I look presentable for the toilfu tomorrow
>>219096176Quiet rorke
>>219095415>Holland and belgium without numbers Suspicious
>>219095415these guys are alrithe rest of you need to get your acts together
my only prejudice is that i assume all white south africans are racists
this is me with a hangover
Final Fantasy XVI is a great game.
>>219096352my with a hangover is really grotty wanks
>>219096323retard
just got a boybortion
>>219096352I'm usually squirting something ghastly into the toilet
>>219096349yeah, but this one time when i was on the tube i heard a girl with the thickest afrikaans accent ive ever heard in my life, and i was so erect that i forgot to get off at my stop
yellow circle jumpscare
https://youtu.be/RTf2xoWGAJo
australian niggas be like haursigaun mate
>>219095996>Labour IlluminatiScreaming
how am i going to keep my eyees open for the liverpool match
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgy_Dobrovolsky>Died 30 June 1971 (aged 43)>Outer SpaceMental that
hmm yes I believe in Trussian economics, I like seeing markets panic
>>219096461unironically yeslove seeing merchant scum squeal like the piggies they are
>>219096436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsfrXbUNeAE
>>219096399did that earlierhad that boozy smell to it
sometimes remember i’m australian and cant help but smile theres genuinely a strong argument to be made for australia being the best country on earth and everyon knows it
>>219096478you're like a caricature of a person
Canadian Olympics advertisements for Cheerios pushing white genocide
>>219096512threat of skin cancer still a problem
>>219096487fuvking shrieking how have i not seen this before
gf said Morgan McSweeney is fit ffs
>>219096478based. an eternity of torment upon everyone involved with banking/stocks
>>219096544probably got her confused with sydney sweeney
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>>219096544sydney mcsweeny boobies
>>219096592How?
>>219096592
Ok who wants to see me put sharpies up my arse?
>>219096621how many
>>219096592cornwall more like gaypornwall
>>219096614cute for a ladyboy
>>219096621with a timestamp?
>>219096612kernow :3
spanked the escort earlier ladsfelt kinda weird tbqh.she also spanked me and said I had a nice butt
>>219096642>buttFOY
meh
Dont know what to do. Any suggestions team?
could these girls BE any uglier?
not sure if it's because I'm naturally funny or if it's because my personality/the way I talk is comical but I never seen to have trouble making people laughprobably the latter let's be honest
Australia’s highway patrol/police tv shows are easily our most significant cultural contribution https://youtu.be/6wqzZOFOcYohttps://youtu.be/0OoPpgLDbcQhttps://youtu.be/Xmf_4KRcj_U
China isnt communist Xi is emperor China is pretty much business as usual after their fling with maoism
>>219096717https://youtu.be/KgGSWGdSfnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSLU3ST5Ork
>>219096703quit your job so i can get it. i fucking hate applying for grad jobs. also fuck everyone involved with student loans interest, including myself for going to uni instead of roping straight after a-levels
>>219096614CWLTSHC
>>219096717aussie border force where they catch some chinky bringing in bugs
Just been tortured for 10,000 years in the pain matrix
starting on the cans then need to take it easy if I'm making it to the superbowl
Well Rorke, that's the end of the Mandelson "scandal". The man responsible for advising Starmer has resigned and he has taken full responsibility. Time to move on.
>>219096794stubbed my toe earlier, so I can relate
>>219096764I work at ALDI mate it's not a graduate job but does require a certain skill set
Boring post not worth making
If you were planning on doing anything productive this weekend then you'd better get off your arse and do it now!
>>219096801we need to focus on building up britain, restoring trust in our nation, and working to improve life and public services
i want to live on the wii sports resort island this is what i imagine heaven to be like
>>219096625>>219096634Forget it i didn’t get enough attention so i’m not doing it
>>219096741Being Australian seems so much fun
>>219096848heaven isn't an industrialised shithole
for me it's curling out an enormous turd
>>219096847Well said. It's time for us to put aside the rhetoric, get round the negotiating table and stop this happening again.
>>219096848Used to love the cycling game on this as a kid
>>219096848I liked the golf on that
>>219096783or entire cabbages or some shit
>>219096876i like to think of it more like childbirth
Let me be clear: We live in a URINE NATION
>>219096870what part of the tropical island paradise with a small town screams industrialised shithole exactly?
>>219096916urine nation, faeces general. simple as.
>>219096859Sad!
>>219096916aka piss naysh
>>219096848but that's just tasmania you could literally live there
PISS ARMY
Seriously team there's so much I could do but instead I sit in bed posting here and reading inane posts about bodily excretion
>>219096937The fact it's totally deforested, clearly requires electricity, has roads for cars, and receives all its food from imports.
hull mentioned
>>219096969its a wii game you utter limpet of a man who cares
>>219096988Sent him flying into the lithosphere
>>219096961WHO AREEE WE
>>219096839retail isnt hiring either, and last i checked aldis got the best pay/working conditions out of any supermarket. only work i managed to land at uni so far were temp contracts at different tescos for christmas and its a dump no matter where you go
>>219096969>The fact it's totally deforestedForests are fucking wank. Sorry but it's true. Barren landscapes are far more kino.
>>219096988You're the one who presented the ridiculous hypothetical that prompted us to call you foolish.
>>219096988That’s dtfic destroyed
Why yes, I save images of a 40 year old dole scrounger dancing with anime cartoons.He's literally me!
Got seriously mixed feelings about my latest visit to an escort.Didn't go so well this time. Started off well, kissing was passionate, nice cuddling, she encouraged me to spank her, but for some reason I was struggling for hardness when I tried penetrating her. She was understanding and I eventually came while she gave me a blowjob/handjob but I'm a bit pissed off I couldn't stay hard during penetration. We just cuddled and talked for the last 30 minutes or so.idk why this happened. Last two times have been fine, I went on top and finished inside her (condom on obviously). She says I overthink things which is true.At the end I asked her about meeting again in 2 weeks and she said yes instantly and kissed me but something about her demeanour made me worried. She seemed a bit colder than normal at the end.I've texted her saying thanks and that I really enjoy getting to know her. But I am worried. Is my problem that I'm too emotionally/intellectually attracted to her?
Wouldn’t mind a fresh young coconut
>>219097003ALDI is always hiring or always has applications open on their website I believe. They like to hire people with prior retail experience
Seaside army!
>>219097021mark is in his 50s
>>219097021Mark is in his 50s actually
>>219096939This guy gets it
>>219097043Get in>>219097046>>219097047Sent that troll flying
>>219097046>>219097047So close to retirement then
>>219097006jummy neutron ass nigga
brown fatigue kicking in. i dont even have a problem with immigration, i just wish that the entire non-white populations origins were evenly distributed across the globe rather than being massively skewed towards south asia
*starts thumping my bedroom walls with my head and screaming*SEASIDEMARKSEASIDEMARKSEASIDEMARK BASED BASED BASED
>>219096957completely inaccurate, most of devon is soft or only slightly hard
>>219097089Grow up
doing some grunting like my hero seaside mark does
free kernow 〓〓
>>219097104
Shagging 16 year olds with learning disabilities just like my hero seasidemark
I know you're all waiting for me to make it but I'm already in the /sp/ matchy so shan't be doing it
>>219097155Not good enough.Grow up and make the new.
50 year old dole scrounger dancing with anime horse girl cartoons before being blasted by unrelenting force
im jerkin off in those chit-chat rooms
>>219097175>>219097175>>219097175
>>219097155understandable. have a nice day
catberg just bit my arm off
>>>219094955 (thread's magick maturity-limit reached) Now Then, In the Name of “Jupiter-Shekhinah”: As those who bless any tax-payer of Proto-Indo-European descent are blessed in all ways, So those who curse any tax-payer of Proto-Indo-European descent are cursed in all ways. Selah. Autonomically, “It is ESTABLISHED.” Amen, so mote it be. [ 𑣆 𑣆 𑣆 ]
