latex edish
UMCHICKENUMMYPOPSUMMYKINSUM UM UM
rorke and leftypol in varrock square dancing with redemption prayer on
forgot to put the food waste bin inside the recyling bin so the foxes knocked it over again. horrible year
do NOT add a 'C' to the beginning of 'UM'
>>219097208umpkins
>>219097208
Rorke and leftypol at the jobcentre sitting and waiting for their meeting with a work coach just like me
>>219097233er... what happens if you do?
>>219097236do zoomers really
free kernow english dogs 〓〓>That's it buddy you're going backNOO DON'T SEND ME BACK TO CORNWALL MY LIFE IS RUINED
the umposting thing isnt really that funny lads
>>219097244just don't do it
>>219097256It's a forced, cringe and shit gimmick
one iced coffeehold the ice
I prefer uhh posting
>>219097256UM UM UMUMMY WUMMYUMMYKINSI SAY UM YOU SAY?UMMY WUMMY!
>>219097252Cornwall is poorer than the poorest regions of post-industrial northern england.
a brief flash of light as the sun set over evropa rorkey was the brightest of all
>U.S. skiing veteran Lindsey Vonn crashes at the Winter Olympics; medevac’d by helicopterserves her right too old to be prancing around like that nowadays
know what actually i reckon jeff was innocent
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/%2Fbrit%2F/text/sporty%20spice%20edish/
Oopsie poopsie
>>219097274that's why you move to london as soon as possible
>>219097282well theres been 3 million files released and the worst anyones been able to find is 17 year old massagists.
>>219097282Like letby innit
tony blair lurks in this general btw
hey guysshoemong here againrate the new shoes
>>219097294Nah its not the 80s anymore mate the professional classes live in the home counties now
>>219097304Bet he does, cunt lurks in half the nation's mind
>>219097267Any current gimmicks you think are alri?
sexwe don't settle for less
I see he's switched to webm and mp4
>>219097304Would be good if he did. I'd like to ask him why he claimed to be a catholic convert in 2007 then never mentioned it ever again or even attend church
Eating a packet of microwave egg fried rice>>219097326Can't think of any
>>219097310looking good where are your pants from?
>>219097352>Eating a packet of microwave egg fried riceMake sure to open it this time
>>219097310peg leg mcgee
>shoemonghello malaponte
find cleaning impossiblewiped every surface in my bathroom and all it's done is spread bits of hair and dust everywhere even though I used a fresh hand towelwhat the fuck am I supposed to do?
>>219097310How much they cost
>>219097342How would you know about his churchgoing habits or lack thereof?
>>219097355thanks manthe pants are the straight leg italian chinos from banana republic>>219097375rude!>>219097395$180 (on sale from ~$350)
poo
>>219097381Use microfibre cloths. Wipe dry first to remove dust and debris, then spray with cleaning solution of your choice. Wipe with a clean microfibre cloth. More effective solution is to use a steamer.
just pooed out one dozen little niggers
does anyone else find their mind suddenly works like a steel trap when interacting with attractive women? I can't remember what I ate for dinner on Friday but I remember the fit girl at toil telling me hyenas are her favourite animal nearly 3 years ago
Nigga spent £200 on shoes
>>219097447:/
im being eaten alive by bacteria
theres something wrong with my body
>>219097471a good pair of boots should set you back around ~£400
>>219097425Thanks
>>219097381Just get dettol wipes
Once sucked a guy off who had a sub 3 inch dick. Was grim because he was obviously prison gay - no woman is gonna date a guy with a pinky like that. He was appreciative though which was nice.
>Go to university in London at 18 (unless you can get into Oxbridge)>Line up a job in The City before you graduate>Travel, party, date around, get it all out of your system>At 27 years old, reconnect with and marry a girl you know from university>First child at 28>Move to a commuter town>Climb the corporate ladder>Increase income with non-executive board positions>FatFIRE at 46Is this the blueprint for a happy life in Britain 2026?
>>219097310You look like a fascist who oppresses men's penises with your anus
>>219097514Delete this, it offends me
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>>219097507Most I've spent is a hundred on a pair five years ago and they're still goodThis cunt will wear them three or four times then stick on them on vinted complaining his boyfriend didn't like them when he cums in his arsehole
>>219097482
>>219097175This is the only anime I can sit to watch now as a grown man the only other one is the cyberpunk one
Might have to go out to get something for dinner team
>>219097514Step 4 is wrong. Should have maintained a relationship with her. Too many cocks in between.
gonk
>>219097514This is basically the path I’m on kek except we haven’t had a kid yet (that’s next on the list)
kinda burned myself yesterday speaking to a northern irish bird and asking her if she was catholic or a 'proddy', using vernacular i learned on here
>>219097564Food?
>>219097491The most effective cleaning always uses the same sequence: dry, cleaning solution, rinse, dry again. Also start from the top and go down, that way any dirt that falls is getting cleaned up later. It's best to use cleaning solutions that do not leave residue behind as that will attract dust.
>>219097580Yeah possibly hash browns
>>219097550Brittany mentioned
Rorke shops at The Range doesn't he
>>219097568>It was unmistakably a box, with a man standing in it
i can post again
you were not fully ensouled if you didn't have a secret anime phase at some point
>>219097460We have given up as a nation haven't we
>>219097548How come?
walace and gromit funny moments
Nigel Porridge
intelligence is intimidating
>>219097631?
>>219097571>northern irish birdalways forget that those people exist. how did you end up in a situation with one of them?
>>219097460the final nail in the coffin of this decrepit nation
>>219097460literally anything besides the tories and labour is good. the system just needs shaking up out of the inertia
>>219097514If you're a tarq cunt sure
sir israel epstein
>>219097562didnt ask
referendum to execute 1 million civil servants
It's actually really impressive that EW manages a full time job, an open university degree and being a thread celebrity all at once. She doesn't deserve half the hate she gets.
Just found out rich people hire baby sitters to look after their kids even when they are at home. Why not just look after them yourself bizarre
>>219097654Why? t. someone who is told they're 'intelligent'
>>219097553>alcoholicyeah alcohol sure nick
>>219097759Because they're working
>>219097759yeah it's called a "nanny", they've been around for centuries
Porto flights and accommodation booked
>>219097707I thought the same in 2016 and it only made everything even worse than it already was.
>>219097796footie away day?
>>219097759you readin' r/HENRYUK?
portaloo shites and wipeation booked
>>219097832leftypol wanking to this
au pair > babysitter > nanny in order of sexyness
how are you meant to lose weight when they give you so much free food at work
>>219097785No they aren’t at work the parents are at home>>219097792Is that not weird though? Why not raise your kids yourself? Won’t the kid just grow up thinking the nanny is their mum
wrong trousers > close shave > grand day out > were-rabbit > the rest
>>219097848babysitter > au pair > nanny > children
Who made FK mad
nanny mcphee was shit and im tired of pretending otherwise
>>219097175סקס
>>219097888They work from home, mong
>>219097514>>At 27 years old, reconnect with and marry a girl you know from universitylol
>>219097989>>219097989>>219097989New thread if you even care...
5pm and the last embers of the day still upspring loomslonger nights prepare their toil
deliveroo lad telling me he's had 3 bikes stolen and just bought his new one yesterdayhas me wondering if the pay is good or the pay is shit
>>219097888How many kids have you raised?
Hate the gym. Also hate being a fat fuck. I'm in a dilemma
>>219097440Engagement bait innit
>>219097198the cope man marches on
>>219098005
>>219097503I too fell for the incel to prison-gay meme. Dunno how he kept hard though if he wasn't real gay, I couldn't.
>>219097514yeah sure m8 good luck
>>219098068
>>219098005Forgot about him, miss him We have almost none of the og australians left
>>219097514>a happy life in Britainu wot
right football is on so there's no need to be here
>Day at Ludlow Castle>Weekend in Penzance>Step outside comfort zone>Day at St Michael's Mount>Weekend visiting friends at UCL>Day at Ripley Castle>Find true love>Day at Reform Conference>Fortnight in Lisbon>All travel by plane and trainRorke's Summer Itinerary.
>>219098042Everyone is laughing at you being a fat fuck at the gym
Despy having a melty
Computer. Generate 8 foot tall toriel from undertale. disengage safety protocols and run program
she loves it
>>219098132That's the main reason I hate the gym desu
>>219098143computer, re-engage safety protocols and force the aussie to undergo a passport check before being allowed to view sexual content
>>219097514ktimexcept i dont have a gf
As a fit person who goes to the gym, I just have admiration for the fat lads I see coming in. Nobody is judging you, you’re working harder than us. Keep it up.
>Go to university in London at 18 (unless you can get into Oxbridge)>Day at Ludlow Castle>Line up a job in The City before you graduate>Weekend in Penzance>Travel, party, date around, get it all out of your system>Step outside comfort zone>Weekend visiting friends at UCL>At 27 years old, reconnect with and marry a girl you know from university>Day at Ripley Castle>Find true love>First child at 28>Move to a commuter town>Day at Reform Conference>Climb the corporate ladder>Fortnight in Lisbon>Increase income with non-executive board positions>All travel by plane and train>FatFIRE at 46>receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"Is this the blueprint for Rorke's Summer Itinerary 2026?
Mental Germans are basically nazi about not saying heil hitler
>>219097514Where's the actual goals and ambitions? Where's the physical and mental struggles? Where's the path to mastery in a discipline outside of work? This is just the absolute basic bitch shit that only a labrador in human form could be content with. You going to raise your kids like that too, or do you not want better for them?Legit do not understand people who have no drive outside of emulating whatever slop they saw in their American family movies as kids.Wasting your youth, honestly.
Caught a few bots in my trap
>>219097818imagine if a party besides the republicans or democrats won albeit
>>219098209Holy shit look at the first and third letters of each line in this post
>look at what's on at cinema>it's all horror filmsDo zoomers not watch anything else?
>>219098277Another productive day for you lad
So we can conclude that Anon has no children and has no concept of the work and time involved in raising one or why people with money would choose to pay someone else to do it for them.
wish i were a young anime boy because i'd get to fuck big tittied anime milfs
>>219098319My work here is done
Love the three-boobed gals over at Hiroshima Brothel
>>219098314zoomers cant watch a feature length film
>>219098314Don't know but you should watch French cinema it's different
>>219098270you don't think having a successful career, spouse, and children involves goals, ambition, or struggle?
>>219098329It’s never done though, you’re always here
Before I get banned I just wanted to say that the
escort has read my latest text but not responded i said thank you and asked her if we could meet again I am worried that I've been too emotional in my message and have ruined itif she ghosts me then I think I'm just gonna give up
For me ,it's Film noir
i sucked on her gock and she asked me to gooni put her in chastity and showed her my BBC for LolaLa la la la Looola
Any Valentines plans lads?
oooo did the sans beanstalk song mention something kitsch and contemporary did he
the scrandemic
>>219098392find a woman
>>219098270>goals and ambitionsStarting a family, climbing the corporate ladder so you can provide for them, FatFIRE so you can spend as much time as possible with them.>physical and mental strugglesNot the sort of thing you plan to have but they will come from your work and your life. You should be staying in good physical condition anyway, that goes without saying.>path to mastery in a discipline outside of work"You NEED to join a rock climbing gym and do salsa dancing!">going to raise your kids like that too, or do you not want better for them?Giving them the best life I can, freeing them from financial burdens so they can explore life fully.Next question Leftypol?
>>219098376>He was the type of fella who got to know somebody with his fists. So I drummed up a little conversation.
>>219098378New american natioanl anthen?
all sweaty from my wank
Filtering posts from a certain flag
>>219098369Chappie are you looking to make her Mrs. Anon?
>>219098392what i did last year (go to a bar and talk to any women sitting alone)
>>219098369Isn't that a setting on your phone to send "Read" receipts or not? Who would choose to do that lol. I would turn that shit off. I use android btw not Apple
>>219098392gym, pretend like im ever going to pick up a book or learn chess, lurk here, mindlessly scroll through tiktok, then go to bed
if you've ever used chatgpt you are a dumb slave
>>219098392staying in and making a slightly fancy dinner but not quite sure what yet
>>219098314Most new movies are okay at best. I mostly stick to anything between 1920s and 2018. Discovered a few greats.
>>219098446For me, it's Grok.
>>219098478Today I woke up woke
dont get why my goalie moved to leverkusen in the first placetheyre a worse teamnot that im complaining as i stuck that wonderkid in the first team
i have come to the conclusion that probably 90% of people are evil and take pleasure in watching me suffer
>>219098392gonna see if i can pick up a ready salted hula hoop with my ringpiece without breaking it
>>219098435
>>219098392*checks the calendar*appears I have a wank on the cards
>>219098446Alri anti-Altman
since the enlightment western thinkers have been using the frame that humanity is inherently good what an obvious blunder
In Birmingham
>>219098392be with my gf
>>219098540rasheed
>>219098541horrific tats
well said zaz
>>219098541Harlotry is the natural state of womanhood
>>219098559i agree with her but she doesnt get a say for obvious reasons
>>219098520Barkeep: Alright that's enough cider of you tonight. I'm cutting you off Rorke.
>>219098559has she said anything about her old mate noam chomsky?
Shouldn't the US have shared that Mandelson was compromised, before the files were made public? Intelligence sharing and all that
>>219098607what makes you think theyre old mates
>>219098610how do you know they didnt?
leftypol celebrating his own genocide hes an odd one that boy
City's passing accuracy in the final third so far is 84%.Liverpool's is 43%.
>>219098620???
219098591sukdeepanswer honestlydo you have a girlfriendhave you ever had sex
Getting my very first gf as a 35 year old man this year. Yes she's fat. How did you know?
hentai
>>219098658>met him once>old mates
>>219098610what did the gay boy even do outside of being pictured in his underwear next to a fully clothed woman
>>219098541rum region
>>219098506https://youtu.be/jKL1nY_sBWw?si=3nhw5ydIR4D92Ois
>>219098680It's an expression. Every lefty idolises Chomsky, and now that it turns out he was a close confidant of a corrupt billionaire paedophile (and fellow jew) they want to pretend they never heard of him.
>>219098610it was public knowledge he was compromised outside of the government and their lackeys in the media
>>219098175state of the f'oid brain
yeah so this is literally how all women type now??? sorry if that bothers you!!
>>219098686Sold sensitive financial information that could result in life imprisonment if convicted.
>>219098610Theyre all in on it
got mark sonron on
>>219098757toilfu doesnt message me like this actually x
it fucking approaches
mhmm
>>219098828pretty mystery is a nice name though
>>219098828britain isnt a nation thoughbeit
>>219098828
>>219098828i doubt any of those places are in the UKin fact i know chickfila got ran out of the UK by shit dick lickers
>>219098847The unpublicised pilot programme actually worked, then this dickhead had to stick his nose in
fire nuclear bombs at liberal white women
>>219098847Reads exactly like a /brit/ shitpost
>>219098884to what end?
>>219098902til they're all dead
GENUINELY why has no one ever taught a yank how to eat food normallyhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770572078023474.mp4
egg
Lads, I messaged the escort saying "thank you for this morning, it's lovely getting to know you", she's read my message but not respondedHave I blown it?
>>219098902get rid of them
Where was Britain when Finland had to single-handedly defeat communism in Europe?
>>219098989>Where was Britainin britain mate
>>219098927in all fairness it looks like she's eating rice which makes keeping your fork tongs-down difficult
Lads, anyone else staying up to watch the big handegg event with the cans?
>>219098989dunno i wasn't there x
>>219098927why did no one teach brits to not get baited by shitok rage bait videos
>>219098927There are people starving and this cunt is playing with good food and using it to mock others and ragebait on Tiktok
>>219098999done that mongoloid twat
>>219098828for me it's popeyes, go there a couple times a month
where would we be without salt? i dread to think
>>219099066In Britain mate
>>219099066dead
Did I ask though
off to bed
>>219099090nah i can't imagine i'd be deaddoesn't seem like something i'd be
That’s you lot done then
might start going to AAsick of being a grim alchie mong
>>219098927yanks need sectioned
>>219099128dont care what paedophiles think
found out the escort I'm seeing likes the game LA Noire
>>219099128hope so as im a skilless neet
>>219099140I stopped drinking and I'm just more bored now
>>219099155no woman in the history of gaming has liked la noire
>>219099128i hate americans and south africans so much its insane
bit drunk lads
https://vidnest.io/3b6i7mlt8q04
elon musk is alri
glod
>>219099187no i dont think i will
>>219099191my rule of thumb is if leftypol doesn't like something then its probably actually a good thing
>the escort im seeing
funny how chinese beauty standards are based around not looking chinese at all
>>219099187john mcafee
>>219099224is that funny?
>>219099167racist much?
>>219099224untrue
>>219097562Ok
>>219099236funny as in queer as in odd you boring oaf
>>219099166false
he'll move onto analysis or something like that
wow what a goal by Liverpool
brits need to start doing THIS
>>219099280me in the outside lane trucking from aberdeen to milan with 18 tonnes on my back in euro truck simulator 2
researching Portuguese food
>>219099259'tis true
>>219099166I swear to fucking god ladI couldn't believe it when she said so
>>219099238a bit yeah. ive been trying to get past it for years but you guys have been making it really difficult
>>219099312blud watching women's football highlights :skull:
>>219098828There's a Chick-fila here?
just had a very nice wank to dirty demi
>shirtz
>>219099314
>>219099411
>>219099336i would just eat custard tarts all day
>>219099267You're queer and odd
>>219099411imagine if she had a cock too
yank airports are some of the grimmest places on earth
>>219099464rather imagine bashing your skull in with a fire poker
Hotel tv won't work. Absolutely fuming! Was looking forward to some comfy Olympics watching.
>>219099514get the wifi boughtget the iplayer on
>>219099429stupid idot chould be locked up
>>219099526Virgin
>stupid idot
>>219099509screaming and also based
it pie night
>>219099344sorry mate we're not as enlightened as you lot
>>219099584is that where we keep the kitchen roll then is it? Just on the floor?
SZOBOOOOOOOOO
I have a great question to ask you lads but we're over 300 posts in this thread so I'm holding it in for the new
>>219099612for cleaning up spills
behead /sp/ jannies
>>219094955>>219094955>>219094955
>>219099503Fucking hate most airports. Grim, dirty horrible places. Only one that was decent was the one in Japan
>>219099645scr
remember to stroke your cat if you haven't this afternoon
>>219099645commit suicide
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