SNL UK edition
I see light blue but sometimes it's pink too
can't imagine the lifestyle of someone who does coke and goes to pubs for old people just to have sex with hags then posts on 4chan about it
>>219126364lifemogs me!
>>219126364well it's better than mine
cans are in, went for kronenbourgup the frenchget in
>>219126374I never understand these pictures
if you unironically wanted to shag disgusting older women off coke why don't you just become a male prostitute they pay for your drug habit and you still get to act like a deviant just more cost effective
>>219126400weird
congrats starmer. you managed to piss off rorke leftypol AND rasheed
Bladee is unc core now
>>219126400excuse me
>>219126393shes a little baby deer :>
>>219126417you know NOTHING you buffoon
nans colostomy bag for tea
>>219126422exqueeze me*
>>219126364best i cud dowhat's the alternative? wanking at home and talking about your gooning sesh?
>SNL UKnot even being funny I thought that was S Club 7
>>219126417ong we bumpin nettspend now
>>219126378>>219126380if you're a neet living comfortably on benefits you still livemog a lot of wagies tbf
>10 Downing Street threatens to sack all Cabinet ministers unless they tweet out their support for UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer by the end of the day, a Scottish Labour source tells Channel 4 News.He’s actually doing it, my estimation of this nigga has risen sharply
>>219126412she's walled now
wank maybe idk its on the mind
>>219126474wish i looked like her
>>219126455i'm not a neet tho i'm a miserable wagie incel with no friends. i'm jealous of that guy for being able to do coke and shag hags
Got manflu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgIn9TRrrRk
>>219126364Now imagine the loser who would lie about it
>>219126488trip on sacked tranmong
poo for dinner! yay!
>>219126487think about it this way, atleast you dont have fake friendships who just use and abuse youthat's the true bottom of the barrel
might have a quick turbo goon
im in mensa
>Starmer applauded by Labour MPs>Sir Keir Starmer was greeted with applause as he arrived at a crunch meeting of Labour MPs.Fucking based
>>219126526das 5 year eternal starmerreich
>>219126374This post is extremely low quality.
Just coppedThoughts?
>>219126499have you ever read a blogpost in /brit/ and actually thought it was true for once
>>219126498Love all the Rorkes in the comments who are basically like "Well done based black man you're not like those other n*****s"
>>219126552in you'r opinion :)
DO IT HERR STÜRMER YOU HAVE A MANDATE OF THE PEOPLE
>>219126563Yes many times.
Broke up with my gf over the weekend. Fuck me. Hope I made the right choice. I can't bare to think about going on dates again but I'm sure I will eventually. Or I'll die alone.
>>219126522yeah, men enthusiastically noncing small adults
>>219126553clothing with any flag is gaudy
i actually have felt a bit dysphoric lately and it's not good
>>219126573doctor desperate spam reports with the nonce tool so be careful little doe
me trying desperately to get (you)s
>>219126588
>>219126573It fits the definition exactly.
>>219126600quite literally sparked her tf out
>>219126589*surreptitiously covers up my american flag shirt*
mad how flushing the toilet puts you into debt to the water company
>>219126526>>Sir Keir Starmer was greeted with applausehas he comped the rentboys this time?
>>219126632Honorary American
sir anal sarwar
>>219126625close ur fuckin eyes then
i wonder how many times dtfic has been rejected applying for janny/mod positions
ahem, where's the australian who invented scrn32a9ksmfd
>the nonce toolJust making random shit up now yeah
tonight's viewing
>>219126642You sound jealous
minimod cancer
>>219126585>Hope I made the right choiceGonna have a ride on a tranner to mix things up?
Is London worth visiting after china? If not I am going to Tasmania or new Zealand
The escort I'm seeing seems a bit mental.She likes Sylvia Plath, she likes nails on her back, and she likes being spanked (and spanking tbf). Think she is a bit submissive but she also seems to enjoy teasing me.
steam machine confirmed to cost £750 oh my daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays
>>219126585Why did you do it lad
>>219126685>sans dick>sans holeme no click
wish the world would hurry up and end. can't be arsed with this same old shite day in day out
>>219126695 CorThe bf loves his arse spanked
eating my tea
>>219126695oh yh
>>219126685unbelievably fit
110 dollars for the shopping this week
>>219126701>visit steam machine page>tranny and lesbianevery time
>>219126685wish i looked like that
Need a bit fat session with loads of cans and drugsBut i'm 28 and past it now...
>>219126701That's cheaper than I thought it'd be.
sucking my tea up a straw like sperm through a penis hole
>>219126735wish i looked like that
>>219126730Spent £70 on food todayMaccies breakfastPizza delivery lunchCurry for tea
Literal trillionaire in the thread
>>219126701that’s a very good price seeing as prebuilts with comparable performance but no-name parts are more than that
many of you have completely joyless and worthless lives and would be better off dead
>>219126759scared to look at my bank after the amount i ordered to eat for the superbowl then separately lost on gambleblatt
the catholic church is platos republic
>>219126526like when those hockey fans clapped for that murderer
>>219126785ktimdrawing up plans to kms actually
>>219126785thanks mate, really needed this on a Monday evening
>>219126785ktim
>>219126785*of
>>219126800Starmer didnt murder anyone
desperate dan melty incoming
>>219126701I just want one of the controllers. the steam deck feels amazing to hold
>>219126785someone has a case of the mondays
armoured truck heist that happened today in Italy.Literally some GTA shit
>>219126486you never willyou'll always be an ugly blokehope this helps
>>219126836This doesn't happen in Toronto though
>>219126836You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
>>219126785most people should be killed tbftechnology has allowed population to expand but that doesnt mean it's right. most of the people are just filling space
sir non resigner
>>219126836Had to get it on
>>219126862if you truly feel that way, why haven't you offed yourself?
>>219126862alright peter thiel
>>219126862alri leftypol
>>219126836>GTAplebsay sicario instead
>here is my indian mum lads
Have any of you got a criminal record?
>my oneitis never got married and became a college professor
>>219126888>sicarioPlebSay heat (1995) instead
>>219126862You first
how does the lad on top not fall off?
nap time
heart hiccup
>>219126874KINO KINO KINO *cums all over the screen*
>>219126876why should i do the job of a hitler 2.0 politician
lmao
>>219126899Never had a job which is worse in this society
>>219126899No but I have a cifas marker so my bank account got shut down and I can’t open one anywhere
>>219126759Jaysus you're some fat cunt aren't ye haha
>>219126917Cock of the other guy glued in his arse crack
>>219126899prefer not to say
>>219126912it's far easier to take a life than to take your own. survival instinct pain suppression etcdoesnt kick in. therefore it's on you to do it to me
>>219126939it's noble and aristocratic
>>219126899no officer
>>219126938ai kino
keir starmer just got relegated to championship
>>219126917how do you decide "this is the sport I want to dedicate my life to"
I invented that gimmick btw
>>219126836how much do you reckon they each get paidcant be that much in the truck for the risk
all full of beans
I'm depressed nigga
>>219126917oh fuck said today would be the day i watch the winter olympics but i spent the whole day on twitter reddit and 4chan instead
>>219127000They did it for the love of the game
>>219126981they get in to some generic form of running and then slowly realise everything else is off limits because of physics until they whittle it down to the one sad sack "sport" they can participate in at a high level
>>219127030What are you good at?
>>219126981They're all tarqs that failed out of other sports
>>219127058besides the point
cup of beans for tea
>>219126695She sounds perfect
>>219127058raping my own arse
>>219127000> initial estimates suggest a significant haul, though the exact figure is still being verified by the security companyBut there was 10 of them so individually can’t be getting a lot
>>219126981probably around the same time they realise they like dudes instead of girls
just accidenrtally told st epmum i've got a tippytaps appointment tomorrow
>>219127077Never heard of it >>219127083Wow
when you grab a woman's boobies and it feels like a bag of sand
>>219127016When feeling depressed, it is essential toreach out for professional help (doctor, therapist) and connect with loved ones to avoid isolation. Small, manageable actions like taking a 20-minute walk, eating regularly, maintaining a sleep routine, and practicing self-compassion can help manage symptom
anyone got a clip of the lass who got injured skiiing. i missed it because i refuse to tag along with bbc gimmicks like the olympics but i enjoy seeing people suffer so im sorry i missed it
>>219127107thanks chatgpt
>>219127092the soy king
>a 20-minute walkNigga I live in London. All I see are brown people
>>219126329the fucking STATE of that black lad oh my daaaaaays
I blame all my problems on my parents being poor
>>219127092the inside of a mouth is a bit minging isn't itlumpy horrid flesh
>>219127105my gfs boobs are too small for this it just feels like belly fat
I have 2 questions for you allIs kier Stalin resigning?What happened to hsr2?
>>219127143more bacteria than your bum hole
>Despite the power of the blast, a foam-based security mechanism was triggered inside the van, ultimately thwarting the robbery.conflicting reports did they get the money or not
>>219127137diversity is your strength (assuming you're a landlord btw)
oh fuck sakeapparently bharatchan is shutting down which means THOUSANDS of Indians will flood this site
About to start crafting my dinnerberg
>>219127152>kier Stalinscreamingwhy didnt i think of that
>>219127137>Nigga I live in London. All I see are brown peopleqt chinese population is on the rise
>>219127184
>>219127203On the prowl in New Malden
>>2191271521. no. he's not resigning and it's unlikely that there will be a vote of no confidence2. estimated completion date: 2040. They just finished work on one of the longest tunnels but I think there's only four men and a dog building it now
>>219127210oh yeah forgot I could do thatalso tomorrow is better
dashka looking strong and healthy!
got some southern fried chicken from tesco in the fridge which is 2 days out of datereckon its still safe?
>>219127241Photo is epstein-coded
Got to make the most of the evenings now it's getting lighter..
>>219127184they can't make threads or post images without a pass. and you can filter them>>219127226those are Koreans, Chinese are all in Nine Elms
>>219127237i like my screens bright and happy because i am a bright and happy person
>>219127247Wouldn't risk it with chicken
>>219127269Dunno how true that is...
Everyone point and laugh at the shut-in incel freak >>219127237
>>219127264Can you tell the visual difference between a Chinamanwoman and a Korean woman?
>>219127247yeah bro just make sure you cook it well to kill the bacteria
Much looking forward to my upcoming visit to Glasgow!!
>>219127269you're a gimpy queer
>>219127290yes, it's quite easy, same with Japs too
tomorrow IS just betterdarkmodes are easier on the eyes and you KNOW I'm right
>>219127294https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_effect
>>219127261well she is the preeminent and exclusive epsteinian artist of our day
>>219127290Yes
>>219127314>>219127325Prove it: https://alllooksame.com/app/quiz.php?tid=1
>>219127319this is reddit copeback to /r/darkmode please
the eternal starmerreich soldiers on
>>219127359I would step on you like a bug and feel nothing
firefox dark mode ontomorrow appliedf.lux onbrightness as low as possible
>>219127388>f.lux oncannot fathom why youd need this in 2026
>>219127380some screamers on there for you hun
>>219127352can't do it off just faces because it depends on what they're wearing and hairstyle etcbut I have never been wrong when guessing in London
>>219127290Fat hooters on the chinks, gooks have a face like an almond. ez
>>219127398dunno been using it for ages so i'm just used to it
it's a bit sad when you think about how easy blair was forced out of office considering how pathetic the PMs have been since. we really should have made him chairman blair when we had the chance
science cannot answer metaphysical, moral or aesthetic questions
>>219127419Do they still wear queues over there?
>>219127436>how easy blair was forced out oI don't remember what happenedThe years Brown was PM are a total blank to me to at least regarding what he actually did
>>219127436blair started the decline
>>219127467don't get funny with me boy
might drink booze
>>219127497:)
>>219127402not happy
>>219127436honestly Blair has been this county's Reaganliterally nothng he did has been good in the long run, but both parties love it
>>219127436>we really should have made him chairman blairamazing how thick some people can be
>>219127198I didn't come up with it I just saw these stickers on Instagram and was laughing
>ywn get to visit her family home and ask her dad for her hand in marriagewhy even live
max caulfield will return
>>219127513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXxr58D-WiM
Another day, another din dins down the hatch x
>>219127558a wuppa soon
>>219127558It’s a hard life, but someone’s gotta do it
decided to reheat my pizza in the air friar
>>219127558wirgin
>>219127548Imagine getting drunk with your father-in-law Big Xi
>>219127548have a Chinese gfhave been with her for about two and a half yearshave met her parents and they approve of meit's pretty good
>>219127593shag her bum yet?
>>219127231I guess be thankful you don't live in Massachusetts our mayors buried our entire freeway and it solved zero traffic issues
Sir Air Fryer
when i do a poo i make a face like that cat doing a poop
>>219127587lol done him
>>219127602stuck my thumb up it a few times but she won't let me do anything more
>>219127593phalanges are slamming against keys in response to this right now
>>219127621grim
>>219127548My girlfriend is Asian and the first thing I heard her mom tell me was that I don't look like the type of white guy to date Asians and also took photos of me to show her cousin and friends
>>219127607>poopFOY
>>219127388hope you’re using dark reader extension x
>mum fucked my black bullyWe just lost the race war white bros
dunno why i bought rechargeable battery packs and stand for my xbox controlleri just use disposables and never put it on the stand and never charge the battery packs
*saves living room gaming *
>>219127548>Even the president of china has a slut daughter It's completely and utterly over for ever man alive
Uh oh
>>219127649loserget a hold of your life
>>219127628sc
>>219127675She goes to Harvard and lives in a nice suburb of Boston everyone knows about it
>>219127686I will just give me 6 months bro i swear down
>>219127635done him.
>>219127645ktim
sherlock holmes was doing abduction not deduction btw
>>219127649same. Simply cant be bothered.
need my knob in between massive japanese themed breasts
>>219127748ktim
One thing I don't understand about my girlfriends mom is that she brags about me like wow I just work at a hospital and I am about to work in a blood lab
trying MONSTER® ULTRA PARADISE™
>>219127748
LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
i'm not sure i really enjoy the noncey canadian
>>219127749shut up jordan
1/2 of children born in Britain between 2000-2025 have been aborted Women sacrificing children so they can continue to take cocaine and fuck men they've met 30 minutes before
>>219127581True x
>>219127775Anus Sir Where (is the giftcard)
>>219127775Kier Forever
>>219127787yeah im sure thats the only reason rorke
>>219127739How massivehow massive should these breasts be
>>219127775so he's a dictator now...
>>219127787>born>aborted
>>219127796stop replying to yourself you fucking moron
>children born have been aborted???
>>219127775Yes!
>1/2 of children born in Britain between 2000-2025 have been aborted
epic fail
>>219127787>1/2 of children born in Britain between 2000-2025 have been abortedu wot m8
>>219127775
mad how you can't have a wank and do the washing up at the same timeyet science can put a man on the moon
>>219127775>applaudswe're in a dicktakership
scored "bad" but still better than average so i'll take that as a win. plus they use odd looking people so what do they expect really
>rezine
>>219127807Ah yes Mr Simon literally every abortion is because of rapeLiterally millions of rapesCalm down and raise your wife's son
Whos gonna win the bronze in curling
>>219127836Baited for this exact response
>>219127829his WIFE is Jewishhis KIDS are Jewish He is NOT JewishJust everyone else that lives in 10 (actually 11) Downing St
americans be likecody, we need to get these beaners out
>>219127869im curling out a fat shit in your mums mouth
>>219127809mid pregnancy size increase Anri Okita breasts, or thereabouts. Would settle for smaller if the nipples are pink
>>219127763if that's the pink one then that's the one that turns you gay/ bisexual
>>219127787ah yes the old bed pillow abortion
>>219127775this is like the worst sign ever lmao
>>219127787>1/2 of children born in Britain between 2000-2025 have been abortedThis is what happens to your brain when you spend all day on incel forums
>>219127881Dont be silly
>>219127836lol
>>219127887nh lime greenwhat's the side effect
sir keir stalin
>>219127877He supports Jewish culture like abortion and killing children in Palestine
>>219127868fucking grow up
Utterly utterly mental stuff.Europeans came to the UK, took out a 60k loan, and then went back home without having to pay a penny.The UK has no jurisdiction chasing student loans in Europe so now we have to bear the cost.Redditors blaming brexit on this, which is absolutely insane.
Mad how the word incel started on r9k, a right wing part of the internet, and leftists stole it from them and use it in every sentence now because they have no creativity
>>219127950back on student loans are wei still find this mental after finding out about it today
>>219127983>>219127983>>219127983
>>219127950ROARINGRorke still reeling after the utter FAILURE of Brexit
>>219127966Everything starts on imageboards nowadays. They are the last creative places left on the internet.
>>219127950That may be true but I also know shitloads of Erasmus students that married Brits and settled down here
>>219127966It didn't start on r9k. It started on a forum called loveshy.t. incel historial
also /r9k/ isn't right wing
>>219127927that's worse, you're a gamer now
