Nuclear supremacy edition
My life yeh
>>219127983leftypol explaining why this is bad and we need to cover all the fields with solar panels insteadrorke agreeing
Long covid? I'd be better off with MONG covid!
cuayo cuayo
40 years + lowest repayment threshold is insane
pooroids complaining about student loans againit was made VERY CLEAR in 2012 when we all got put on 9 grand a year loans that it would effectively become a graduate taxif you cant afford to pay it off then get a better job and stop complainingwhy does every fucking CUNT in thsi country want a handout
actually agree with trump on the half time show>"Nobody understands a word this guy is saying, and the dancing is disgusting, especially for young children that are watching from throughout the U.S.A., and all over the World."
>>219128042>ai slop
>>219128042maybe it's a good thing i didn't go to uni...
Holly Willoughby - Train RideLee Marsden3.71k subscribers2,828,554 views 22 May 2009Holly riding a giant train set on ''Ministry Of Mayhem'', then falling off, with brief upskirt.
her eyes are a beautiful colour x
>>219128056>anywhere here's giganonce Kid Rock
>>219128042so fucking glad i went to uni in 2007
>>219128071weird I got this recommended earlier
Oldfags are so desperate for their gay secret club to still be relevant SAD!
>>219128056agree with him and also this is a perfect description of trump himself
>>219128042I started uni in Sep 2022Sisterberg started in Sep 2023mental how much of an advantage that gives me in earning power(disclaimer: I have never shagged her up the arse not ever thought about it)
headphones just brokewhat headphones should i get
>>219128051zased and blackpilled takefuck the handout dossers
think you all are forgetting that if you went to uni before 2012 it was 3000 a year not 9000 lmao
Special interest hour wahey
Is there anything less funny than a /gif/ YLYL thread?
>>219128051we're complaining about that 9000 a year going to some yuro cunt who can then just leave and never have to pay it back
>>219128139
Just read a news story about a paedophile at a nurseryWhy would a parent willingly send their toddler to a nursery with any male staff. Actually insane.
>>219128159who the fucking hell cares jesus christ
>>219128152Every other thread on /gif/ I'd imagine
>>219128103ever sh... oh
>>219128178for me it's WMAF threads
overall, i'm happy to be back on /brit/ shitposting with a can in hand, subtly worried about never being able to permanently leave though
>>219128164?
ah yes 40IQ inbred paki delivery driver has delivered my post to the wrong town for the millionth time because he mixed up a single syllable name placejust another benefit of modern britain
>>219128202does she have a penis
rubbed my cock for 20 mins and didnt even get closehate these pills
>so what do you do in your free time, anon?
>>219128136I actually did forget that The interest on Plan 2 loans is totally insane
two more hours until the booze shops closeconsidering sneaking in a four pack of cidersdont have to be at toil until 3 tomorrow so might as well
>>219128202not trans but .webms like this make me think being a girl looks like a lot of fun sometimes
right
>>219128234the red ones
will try again laterdinner now
>>219128234>aperol spritza sign that her personality is just as flat and one-dimensional as her chebs
>>219128257You can do that as a man
>>219128234Seethe like absolute fuck because I have no idea how to meet women and realise I might be a 30 years old one day without a wife.
>>219126703just couldn't see us building a life together. figured it would be better to cut it off now than later.
Best Timmy culd do
>>219128175anyone who pays taxes and uses public services you daft cunt
The only positive economic fact about being married is that a woman's university loans cannot ever be applied to you unless you sign this in a prenuptial agreement
>>219128284i pay probably 5 times the tax the average person pays so fuck off
THERE'S ONLY ONE TRUE GOBLIN THE GREEN GOBLIN
>>219128277
He's so regal.
He’s been in full self harm gigamelty mode since I reminded him he’s in debt and his credit rating is in the shitter
if they're actually making it not work then tell your doctor
>>219128302Ah yes a multimillionaire business owner ah yes
>>219128329did he pee his pants too?
>>219128263what's wrong with bowling? i thought it's a good date activity...
>>219128329who? hm?
You vill pay the taxesYou vill be happy about it
>move all whites to north america >depopulate the rest of the world and let nature reclaim it the perfect plan
LMAO more% pensioners pay income tax now than wagies and wagies still seethe at them
how the fuck do you consistently solve this
Boomers debt trapping all of their children and grandchildren just to pay for their humongous fuck-off pensions while they flood the country with wogs is honestly the greatest act of inter-generational treason since the First World War
>>219128329So true
>>219128103Yes you have, we all have (your sister)
>>219128374they need to pay even more and also be locked up in work camps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLWl1x-RB-M
he's got the graphs out
>>219128374they pay it because of the extortionate rent they charge wagies
bought toilet paper with coconut oil thinking it would smell nice did a degenerate poo there and the smell of my poo/arse mucus mixing with the sweet coconut scent nearly made me throw up
>>219128249Why the fuck do you always post this crying puppy-face bitch? What's the gimmickque here??? Who is it even? A singer?
OH HE'S SEETHING
i hate living in southern england. get me back up north.
WARNING! HEATHERPAEDO SIGHTED IN THREAD!REPORT AND DO NOT REPLY!
>>219128358kys dollymong
>civil servants pay income taxUhh
>>219128302i doubt seeing as you're too thick to understand that you just contradicted yourself
>>219128381that's not how it happened you retard
>>219128257nothing is stopping you from doing that
>>219128409
*enters brit*
>>219128437how so?
theres still very few wogs where i live still too many for my liking but it could be worse
>>219128450so cool...
bring him back
>>219128402you're the butt of the joke. You have yellow gnashers. I have Pearly Whites. We are across the pond. I am staunch. You do not have a hollywood smile. Wrote this in a way you'd understand UKer
>>219128455dont see many about here but theres a blackie supermarket and a blackie hairdresser opened since covid so either they're hiding or its money laundering
>>219128450sartacus... hmm no... shartacus... hmm yes... shartacus... from lazytown... lazybrown...shartacus from lazybrown... hmmm quite...
>>219128469sent that freak flying>>219128484usually the latter, there was a Nigerian clothing store near where I used to live and in 13 years I never saw anyone go in or out
https://youtu.be/I5PvOqd0Unk?si=I3R5Yl5P9Ln3_WLwtermi ay ter
>UKeryes saar you tell those bloody bastard benchod britishers
>>219128402there's oil infused toilet paper? sounds disgusting honestly, like that kleenex with lotion. and wouldn't it be bad to flush down the toilet
HOWLING
https://youtu.be/J7U4hFt2w4k?si=-BGSYlK6F_LgC_Lj
Rorke pulling out a statistic on unemployment trends and fertility rates over a 50-year span projection in the uk on his phone when asked by his classmates what his bank holiday plans are
Wiping my ass with Saran Wrap
eating poo
>>219128538she could have spent that money on some good surgeries
>>219128538mental. where'd she ger 250k from
>>219128505interesting. never knew goldie invented dubstep.
Just done a finger in the bum wank and I don’t even feel guilty
>>219128402that's why you always buy unscented
>>219128547>Saran WrapMy go too at the local paki 'bab shop
>>219128450He has good taste thoughTough she's not into him
>>219128538
>>219128547you mean wiping your arse with cling film?
imagine if Beavis and Butthead were British
>>219128484Alri Seth
fucked how you can't just grow your willyim stuck with a pathetic tiny willy forever, basically even if I stop being an incel freak I'll still end up a virgin because women can sense tiny willies and will reject my advances because of it
>>219128589No one says that in Canada
>>219128574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpe9VE8N3d4I'm so soy I molest boys, never gunna be a goy
mad how almost nothing on x formerly twitter is true
>>219128561inherit housesell it to give brad pitt money for his kidney surgery
Sister refuses to speak to me nowI went on a date with an 18 year old and I' I'm 22 and she said that's abusive
>>219128589If he meant that he would’ve said it
>>219128589saran wrap
>>219128606get on the HRT
>>219128606hint: you canit's called testosterone
>>219128639omg is he ok
>>219128606Most women can't take more than 4"You're fine x
>>219128605w2c?
>>219128633testosterone doesnt grow your dick just makes it look bigger because your ballbag shrinks
>>219128633Er no
cling wrap
>>219128658hahayeah...
Got a fetish for free-use, but my gf always fucks it up by trying to suck me off when I'm busy
when i move out i can transition :>
ngl being homeless seems like a bit of a larkid just vagrant my way to somewhere warm like spain, busking and drinking the whole way
>>219128622ever sniff her knickers or wank over her?
>>219128658hahahaha load of bullshit
>>219128450>Jennifer Barton, 44, fell victim to cunning con artists impersonating celebrities including Alexander Ludwig, Charlie Hunnam, Westlife's Nicky Byrne and US vocalist Michael Ray.>Last year, another Ludwig impersonator defrauded her of more than £100,000, claiming he needed it to "catch" the original fraudster. who the fuck are any of these people
>>219128606was reading the news the other day, apparently male skiers at this olympics have been injecting hyaluronic acid into their willies because it increases their size>>219128633great way of having you bollocks shrivel into peanuts
twerking my black arse
Uh oh
>>219128694no way this bitch is 44
yes you can which is what i tried to tell you :/
>>219128694Am I supposed to feel sorry for this retard
>>2191286946 times? yeah ok kid
nah its too late for me suicide is inevitable
>>219128680okay settle down rodney dangerfield
If the Devil is the prime evil, why is his number an even number?
right well don't say that cause if it's too late for you it's too late for me too
corrhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1770409123469925.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1770409123469925.webm
what is the best british comedy show currently being made?
caberge in situ x
blacks are more evolved because they prioritise what's actually important (dick growth)
>>219128766is this that teacher?
hr put me in art therapy
>>219128755study numerology if you want to get into male astrology, but then i would say you don't NEED to be a wizard.... beware wizards
>>219128694nhs worker with 2 kids with a house and car, both of which she sold to give the money to scammers. how is someone so stupid able to function, something must be missing from this story
piccolissima
In 2019 I gave £400,000 to a man impersonating mikey
/repgen/ toil LOOMSIT FUCKING LOOMS!
>>219128812his bed must be almost touching the ceiling
>>219128810poor thing is too young to be away from it's mother
>>219128812the real mikey would have asked you to hold onto it for him. you're his bank now
>>219128839you'll be fineyou can actually just do whatever you want when you move out.literally nothing stopping you if that's what you want
>>219128810get it beer battered and deep fried
didn't know about that threadcrazy
>>219128694my favourite is the one who got scammed by a fake brad pitt when he was sending her shit like this
>>219128775/brit/
>>219128694I'm dubbing this the Jane Eyre effect, the irrational belief by average to below-average women that handsome millionaires will drop absolutely everything for them for absolutely no reason what-so-ever.
>>219128880i would literally never pass not even closemaybe if i started 15 years ago but not now no way
frequented it for years now! literally years!
>>219128694Charlie Hunnam is the West Ham hooligan from A Yank in England, also Jax Teller from the hit show Sons of Anarchy.Yoy know what I think? I think she is doing an elaborate scheme to get her fortune off from being taxed or this story is a complete fabrication trying to ramp up cybersecurity demand
what the fucking hell is that
>>219128900>mid-surgery pic
>>219128912Grow up dude
i'm fucked if landlords want to see bank statementsactually fucked.
>>219128912probably do better than you expectmy friend transitioned in 2019 and she looks lovely now
>>219128847reckon this will get deleted but it's strange to think about the fact that we're okay with seeing the insides of monkeys and shit when it's humans it's different
>>219128933age?
good lord all those subs to the pumpkin one!
>>219128931escortmong?
wait a minuteif it was deleted, then that means it was real...
theyre putting "diapers" on budgies now for fucks sake
sir childhood bedroom dweller
>[Deleted]What was it?
>>219128954She was actually 30 when she transitioned (no lie)think she did it because she was stuck in a rut initially
I have no will to live any longer I just rot in my room all day every day
couldn't pay me to post on shitter
>>219128975looked like gore of some sort so I didn't watch it because that kind of thing isn't good for the soul
>>219128975Big bin of chopped up black fellas
>>219128975Sir pedo enquirer
Toil expect 100% in-person attendance but my entire job could honest to god be done in my bed. Just don't fucking understand why some toilbergs are so hell-bent on their employees being poor and miserable for no particular reason.
weird how having diarrhea feels quite nice in a way
>>219129019getting all the evil out of you innit
umhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770668584308025.mp4
>>219129015wtf i love being poor
hmm
can't just post the sad ari
wish I have something to do today
>>219129043Don't you have a discord channel you can shit up instead?
i post them when i'm feeling sad and right now i fewel sad
>>219128999i remember you pussy
>>219129027taiki watiti needs to play alex karp in the movie
>>219129070maybe try learning english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H6LtL_z5jA
>>219129027lmao that peter thiel umm is very common in the bay area
surely the story of my friend actually makes you feel a BIT better
looking at reddit translater and most of them sadly do not pass
>>219128538I mean what's the difference here and gambling it all away with tesla options
>>219129070https://youtu.be/ScqkjN4NBGA?si=Iqbx9RPAN6Xh2GfCI for one am waiting for the sweet embrace of death. Also 1 day closer to the first of the month.
>>219129112have u tried google translater? i think that does more languages
>>219128676Couple of logs underneath, BBQ sauce, oil the sides so they can't escape
>>219129015But then how will they monitor your every move while youre at your house?
third night in a row i asked my mates to go for a drink and they flakedtime to rope i reckon
Oh mon Dieu! Mon petite bite... c'est... c'est es maintenant... grande!
unemployed freak asking his friends to go for a drink on monday night and they don't have the heart to tell him they have jobs
>>219129110thats a rare exception most dont pass
>>219129134
>>219129139Very cruel of them to do that, they don't have the guts to say no
>>219129163blackpilling me and for what
>>219129157we're all at uni but we have as much free time as an unemployed mong
>>219129166very "ummy" post
>>219128958What is he gonna swipe it through her fanny you daftie
Had enoughI don’t wanna do well in life it’s too much effort
fine i'll shut up
>Saleswoman whose colleagues placed bets on which of them would sleep with her first loses sex harassment claimhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15542001/Saleswoman-colleagues-placed-bets-sleep-asked-pay-firms-7-500-legal-costs-lost-sex-harassment-claim.html
feeding umbunny umberries in her umbed
stop saying goy you fucking goy
Might start a Candice-type gimmick except it'd obvious I'm just a crossdressing bloke
umbunny is 1 letter away from cumbunny. think about it. real yin yang shit right there
i'm not telling you to shut upbut your attitude is too negative, there is literally no reason why you couldn't passyou could also just fraud
>>219129132found the peruvian
Laundry sorted now time for a shower x
>>219129166Haha!DUCKMAN
>>219129208Don't blame em I'd happily concrete myself into her latrine as I die of malnutrition on a diet of her steamy shit and piss
>>219129236alpacas are so cool
>>219129208alright but did she shag any of them
>>219129229the reason is i'm ugly as fuck what is fraud
wanktoil looms
>>219129217Thieving cunt wants a trowel right through his knee joint. Twat
>>219129263just learn how to do makeuppretty common frauding methodalso doubt you're as ugly as you think plus the face changes so yeah
Can I just take a moment to ask you all to be respectful towards those of us doing Dry February? Cheers lads.
>>219129273what will you be wanking to today king x
>>219129240And people call you lazy
At the end of the day, politics is just background noise. As long as the money keeps flowing everything will continue on as normal indefinitely.
The action is the juice
>>219129229>>219129263shut the fuck up you disgusting bent faggot shit pushing freak
>>219129311rage on mongboy
>>219129296sph as per usual
got too many games installed but don't play any of them. the paralysis of choice
>there is literally no reason why you couldn't passlol
tried getting a job, turns out I don't qualify
When was the last time any of you saw the sun? Going on 3 weeks for me
which egg should I take, creme, caramel, biscoff or white
about to scran my stir fry as it weregot 2 more cans to go through after so get in there
>>219129343Alri mozza
>>219129331Bought Nioh 3 yesterday and just been playing League all day
>>219129361Earlier today mate
*strolls through the thread*
>>219129374At least I tried.
>>219129248they do seem pretty cute
tippytaps tomorrow
>>219129373Mate it's Monday AND Dry February. Have some respect for yourself and your loved ones. They wouldn't want to see you like this.
>>219129369caramelcan you film the process this time? I tried but the egg slips between my phalanges with the foil still on and I almost got caught :/
You know I value our friendship ⸜(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⸝
MAN.... I'm feeling like a Wockstar
>>219129391wtf, where? gizabit
>>219129410alcohol is a nutrient to mea liquid soulmore than than ethanolit's life
>>219129439This was fact checked by the police and found to be true
i'm actually sorry for being mean i hope u know i just get frustrated easily sometimes
>no zeidy>no mousey>no spaki>no heatherpaedogod's in his heaven, all's right with the thread
>>219129485>no heatherpaedo>>219129369You were saying mate?
not very holy little lamb with pure thoughts content
https://youtu.be/C56aBZYsxko?si=9Zr4OUU6k7KK7GiXhmm yesare you subscribed to beethoven on youtube?
>>219129505sorry, didn't see that one. at least the runt doesn't have the courage to post that much without zeidy backing him up
>>219129489you just copy pasting from the rekt or women appreciation thread now? these are the equivalent of bradley posting there
>>219129415sorry i can't film iti described the technique to dtfic earlier today. imagine you're pinching the fat on your belly with all your fingers. that's how you disrobe the egg, by pinching it. keep your fingers together and bent slightly back. take the egg between your fingers (intermediate phlanages) and thumb and kind of squeeze pinch it
>>219129526subscribed to his lesser known - but better - swedish great great great nephew bladee instead
tirednap time
>>219129549>sorry i can't film itWhy not?
>>219129556>bladeeget a life!
>>219129561sleep well lamb
>>219129549couldn't you do your usual routine and yam one but also keep a foiled one in your pocket to film at home?thanks by the way, this is helpful
When did you realise ambition is a waste of time?
>>219129561this close to bed time? you fucking idiot moron mong cunt
>>219129563is this another ziedy gimmick?
>>219129489why they done that
>smiling-african-american-shirtless-bodybuilder-having-break-after-workout-at-modern-gym-smiling-at-camera-happy-black-guy-sportsman-resting-after-exercising-sitting-on-bench-copy-space-photo.jpg
>>219129583From the start. I'm curiousity love and joy pilled.
>>219129606Ktim
I change the course of entire threads, I determine everythingAll you can do is seethe
IT cunts at toil are the most useless buggers ever>submit a jira ticket asking for help>"um just read the how to guide"yeah i read the fucking how to guide thats why i submitted a jira ticket because your how to guide is SHITfucking morons
cad pud belly pinch disrobe in 0.666667 seconds
>>219129618Nice work mate
>>219129618and seethe I will!
well, I'm glad they're not ignoring me anymorethat's nice
>>219129644>>219129644>>219129644
king charles has resigned
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>>219129609Based
