I am! yet what I am who cares, or knows? edition
>>219129665this one
What's happenedIt's dead
>>219129694F
>>219129694looks like a fake pub in the corner of a garden centre
>>219131316absolutely obliterated that delusional freak
>Nigel Farage Calls Working from Home a 'Load of Nonsense'rorke's response?
is tim minchin funny?
>>219129694its monday
>>219131352not voting for the remastered tory party anyway
>>219131366Not really
We are living through mouse utopia
>>219131366No but we were told to believe he was in the era of things like The Mighty Boosh
fallout 3 crashed again. fuck this old janky game
>>219131352My response: I say Nigel... Nigel... w-when I "work" from home, I say, there isn't much "work" getting done if you know what I mean*wink and take a sip from my pint of Landlord*
'tis settled
>>219131352peak boomer
Fingering my pussy
>>219131393I like the mighty boosh
Some days will stay a thousand yearsSome pass like the flash of sparkWho knows where all our days go?
>>219131440ok
>>219131437corr mind if i have a go?
(8) can you stay up all night?fuck me 'til the daylight (8)
Which Brit would you consider to be the most capable leader for our nation Politician or otherwise
i'm mutuals with some of these chicks on xitter>>219129227
>>219131440it's one of those things that i used to find funny but don't want to rewatch because of how shit it probably is in reality
>>219131473clear out chad this place isn't for you
>>219131352you WILL be hired based on location rather than ability to do the job
>>219131476It's aged poorly but was the best of that sort of popular yet surrealist British sitcom
>>219131497Ah the mcelton
>>219131497looks like my fucking missus after im done with her hahaha
>>219131465Rupert LoweWill LordPrince GeorgePrince Louis
>>219131465me
>>219131473>i'm mutuals with some of these chicks on xitterSo you added their mates to X 190-being-best-friends-with-Aisha-tier
Just cleaned my bellened in the sink
>>219131366the ginger song is quite funny
my bellened
every man who has ever called his wife "the wife" should be killed
Them UC bennies just hit the bank x
i look weird from the side because the back of my head is flat, so it's like a right angle. does anyone else have this problem?
just done a piss
>>219131582grow your hair out
>>2191315711200 a monf PIP for me de laaad
>>219131582same problem here mate I look like an ugly twat
>>219131582mam left you lying on your back as a babe so she could chuff darts
>>219131567what about the mrs
Thinking about Emma Watson’s anus again.
>>219131617hate that too
>>219131622racemixing!
what is going on with the new generation these are all top tier imho
>>219131629good
>>219131571>>219131607i;m jealous
>'I have won every fight I've ever been in': Starmer tells Labour MPs he'll stay on as PMBosh
>>219131622chebs
I miss Spaingod
>>219131640Banoffee pie is peng
>>219129694I farted in there earlier
>>219131567what about "her indoors"?
this fake coup is fucking cringe
why does HHL reply to himself instantly every time he posts, regardless of how mundane it iswould be more realistic if he waited a bit
Jim’ll fix it.
>>219131640Not enough potential to go viral
gf's front bum is a wreck
>>218993561think this might be one of the best posts ever made here
>>219131680To create a false sense of popularity in his posts
>>219131680Simplest explanation is that it isn't the real HHL
>>219131640this is because the average person under 30 in this country is mostly used to eating these things out of packets not freshly baked so they all think they taste bland
got a wheezing cough and wheeze when i'm lying down and can't sleep because it sounds like a sad little trumpet every time i exhale
>>219129694Dry February mate
>>219131702this one was better>>218993578
>>219131607How lid? Tippy top rate PIP is only 750 squid a month.
alarm set for 6:45am
>>219131741fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>219131741Kicked off me xThey do things my way x
are you allowed to call out the prime minster for a clean bare knuckle fight?i might call out the prime minister
>>2191317516 for me.it not right
new game of thrones thing is goodhope it doesn't end up being bad instead
I could get top rate pip but I choose not to despite having bipolar
>22:23:53>22:24:54
how do i get pip unironically
i wish i lived in the 1800s
>>219131352Politicians don't campaign to get votes. They campaign to gain the favour of the oligarchs who decide who wins elections
Sir Six Seven
>>219131772thats baddo you also take 2 hours to get to sleep
>>219131789right well that's him utterly raped isn't it
>>219131789least obvious self reply fag
>>219129694all the regulars died
>>219131790Dunno I got it ironically
>>219131789screma
Does anyone remember this HHL arc?https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/72911504/#q72915319https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/72911504/#q72915495https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/72911504/#q72915608Good times
Remember when they went from Windows 8 to Windows 10 and the reason was 7 8 9
ssssssssscr
Don't have any friends :/
Spaingod hasn't posted here in years since you lads all accuse each other of being him. Talk about mind-raping!
you're a loose cannon. in this thread we do things by the book
>>219131841Same but I don't really want to be around others so I don't mind
>mine was only 2 inches
Kop or not?
>>219131890get this instead
>>219131897little man's all dressed up wahey
>>219131833He was having you all on
>>219131897
>>219131860cockmogs me
>He
>>219131948catbergs gone completely feral
>>219131890i'd say either get a normal casio or a normal watchdon't like how inbetween that one is
>>219131948sending this cat webm to my grandma LOL
>>219131948he knows kung fu
clint eastwood dead
>>219131907That is nice I have a casual seersucker overshirt/jacket, high waisted relaxed fit linen trousers and an mx5 with pop-up headlights. Summer 2026 is going to be Miami Vice themed
get the catberg scranned
might rewatch LOST
>>219132022
What were they thinking when they built in this style?
Cats are better than dogs. Cats don’t yap mindlessly when there’s a knock at the door.
>>219132022I invented this gimmick btw
really looking forward to my supper plans for today(please don't post the fat wojack replying to me)
>>219132043we are just big fans of Dark Souls 1
https://youtu.be/gfjuwEj8YJI
>>219131950lies
>>219132043They were lit bro
>>219132043If you really want to know: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFj9pHicekdHoR6aecoc7IhvJSQsqKEql
clint eastwood just passed gas at home
remember "you arrive in neocastle"
>>219132058
nth for the gyaldem
might become the world's first virgin sex/lifestyle columnist and give everyone wrong advice
feeling depressed
>>219132101 What did you get up to today?
>>219132090old cunt
>head office
arse office
YOU ARE FUCKINGYOU ARE FUCKING
It's a mad world is it not x
Hi lads
>>219132072powerful
>>219132141fuck you bloody
>>219132043gothic style cathedrals were meant to inspire a sense of awe
>>219132120Just finished the hockey then switched to a baddiedem stream
>>219132117hate women so much just hate themhorrible vile little incel me x
https://youtu.be/mFTMVk4A9xA
>>219132145wow loads of sand and rocks. and that's good is it
>>219132058what are your plans?
>>219132165Cool
remember game of thrones remember how massive it wasremember how it just went to complete and total shit
>>219132072https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mesySj71-0I
>>219132188yeahh
>homer bimpson
>>219132188yeahthe new one's reallly good thoughonly four episodes in thoughbeit
>>219132188i could never get into it, it was so confusing i never knew what was going on
>>219132178Yeah it's fantastic
>>219132188Least it had some nice bums and chebs in it, at first anyway
Spoiler alert:Walt kills HankJesse kills WaltGeorge kills JerryTony kills ChrisRodney kills GrandadPaulie kills AJNiles kills Frasier
>>219132117grim
No sports on until March Madness/the start of baseball season.
>>219131726>got a wheezing
>>219132244premeer league lad
>>219132188Only watched it last year, it was fun but not worth the hype
>>219132229Rodney kills Del Boy and then himself
>>219132236wonder if her looksmatch gets enough pussy to blog about it
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSBU8wwEjK2
>>219132073attejntion needed
my personal favourite scene from game of thrones? well, it has to be jaime's monologue to brienne when they're in the bath together
>>219132306hi
>>219132317
>>219132306pussy pussy pussy marjuana
Chris Benoit dropped the title at Pooerslam
>>219132315i like the one with emilia clarke's lovely fat arse
>>219132330Are we ok now
game of thrones is an edgelord fedora ripoff of memory, sorrow & thorn
i'm not
>>219132315For me it's the bitch sister in prison
>>219132315chaos is a ladder and the red wedding for me
>>219132357I hope you feel betterLove you hope you know
>>219132395was gonna post this myself
>>219132206:D
coworker pronounced biography as bio-graphydidn't correct him
might start /brit/posting but on Facebook with my name and face attached to my posts
hello there
Thoughts on John Lydon?
>>219132409better hurry with the rest of your queue cos im scrolling through twitter looking for images to repost
>>219132432annoying
>>219132428*sound of distant sirens coming closer*
>>219132432poo
>>219132395I don’t get it
Depression coming on for no reason. Just February things
>>219132432poo annoying
>>219132468its getting lighter and warmer you big poof
Fuck it getting ubereats xGoing full-scale tonight x
>>219132432treads the line between cringe and basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Ne9sRcSrMis kino thoughbeit
https://youtu.be/T6W5P1jPhLo
joayo joayo ubereats joayo
>>219131476>>219131500It's brilliant and you should stop being so gay
>>219132448Ok Twitter then
switched leg day to monday so that's what's going on in my life.
>>219131497looks like judge rinder coughed on it
>>219132432is that you're mate? x
being gay
>>219132516bad decision
big fan of when one lad does the banalposting gimmick and says something like 'just scranned an orange' and another lad says 'giz a bit' or 'corr' and then another lad after that does the ruderesponse gimmick and says 'orange mong loves his oranges'.
>>219131514
>>219132561wish I was gay x
>>219132562put all the bad shit at the start of the week innit
"when one lad does the banalposting gimmick and says something like 'just scranned an orange' and another lad says 'giz a bit' or 'corr' and then another lad after that does the ruderesponse gimmick and says 'orange mong loves his oranges'" mong loves his "when one lad does the banalposting gimmick and says something like 'just scranned an orange' and another lad says 'giz a bit' or 'corr' and then another lad after that does the ruderesponse gimmick and says 'orange mong loves his oranges'"
>>219132585were*hypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>219132516slithering around on the floor as I wank then rearing up and swallowing my loads like a hungry seal would break up your week
>>219132570>>219132590love this
>>219132590a decent post ruined by the flag. what a shame
>>219132478February-March is always the worst period for me because it's still firmly Winter but all the novelty and niceness of Christmas has worn off and it feels like being stuck in an abyss until spring arrives
would you accept a government-issued gf if she was black?
might quit my job and see what god/jesus has in store for me
>>219132628____ __
>>219132644a visit to the job centre and eviction probably
aff tae bed.
post something funny
>>219132643what she look like?
>>219132643No
>>21913266167
get the tunes on then
>>219132645pooo sc
>>219132516ive skipped legs for a couple years now haha
Rayner Wolfcastle
>>219132663A monkey
>>219132686right well that's a racism
Ariana Grande Says She’s ‘Scared’ to Find Out What Viral ‘6-7’ Meme Means: ‘I Don’t Want to Know’The pop star originally asked fans to explain the phrase before quickly changing her mind.
>>219132244boreball lmaoactually crazy how much american sports suck
That one Australian that LOVES Futurama lol can't wait until he gets here
>>219132643Do I have to feed it or what?
>>219132703
>>219132703the ummest bunny
>>219132686no then
>>219132703Wish every inane thought I ever had became national news
>>219132660sleep well
>>219132708yeah sometimes
>>219132643only if she looks like blue peter um bongo
>>219132712she ummogs?
>>219132703she also looks like she's scared of the wind, loud noises and nutritious food
>>219132727Going to decline then
>>219132751isnt he a pedo
How am I expected to go to work tomorrow like everything is normal knowing full well what's going on with clavicular?
>>219132457pussy
>>219132760no hes the cuck one his uncle is the nonce
>>219132778mean :(
>>219132660bedmong loves his bed
>>219132789>cuck or nonce, call it
>>219132751Wonder if the Duchess of Sussex has ever rimmed his arsehole while wanking him off
Good Poo Scranning, starring Robin Williams and Matt Damon.
Evening team. Finished Final Fantasy XVI last night and my goodness what a game. Was expecting something mediocre but I'd say it's the best Final Fantasy since X. Love all the cast, especially Clive, Jill and Torgal. Love the music, the story, the setting. Gameplay could be better but for what it is it's decent enough and the eikon abilities provide a decent degree of customisation.I give it a 9/10Going to take a break from Final Fantasy for a bit before starting the DLCs
>>219131476I never watched it and now I feel like I wouldn't appreciate it because it reflects on the culture of the time. Same with Skins and 8 Mile.
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>>219132814Good Will Smith
Good Keir Starming
just the 4chanisation of society and culture isn't it?the 4chanisation of society and culture
>>219132822post a tiny bit of your ballsack for de lids
Zoomer "culture" is so fucking dire
niggardly sucking a pooey golfball while having a wank and yawning
Jamie Oliver is a human Lickitung
>>219132827six seveyo seveyo
curly black and kinkymixed with yellow chinky
>>219132840chance'd be a fine thing
Yeah fuck off to /Britfeel/ or Reddit with this um meme you nonce freaks
>>219132776first clav gets framemogged, then kyedae breaks up with tenz, THEN sakura breaks up with jason?!!?!?i dont know what to do i just dont knowwwww
>the joke is it doesn't mean anything you just pretend it's really funny!Kind of like zoomer lives in general
>>219132840is that that lily allen lyric
What kind of fingerprints do you have, lads? Any rare tented-arch-havers in the house tonight?
I want Emma Watson to sit on my face.
>>219132840finally, my time to shine
>>219132913sit or shit?
>>219132846unc jealous
>>219132901know this is the GCHQ, just cant really prove it
lily allen had two divorces in seven years lol
>>219132934I'll be her third.
Funny how every single traitorous individual in British politics currently is either Irish or Jewish, or married to either of the two.
>>219132901burned mine off at age 5 and made sure they stayed gone
>>219132929Why not both?
Inane post after inane post. Shouting into the void. Ive got my finger up my arsehole. You're just posting on the off chance you get a crumb of attention. Pathetic.
>>219132934you still havent had sex lol
>>219132934>gloats about sucking lads off in the boys toilets at school>acts surprised and upset when men treat her like a whoreAverage feminist
>>219132945Even in the face of genocide the English and Irish still hold on to their ethnic conflict
yeah haha
got the gay porn on
>>219132901I have tented arch except on my thumbs which looks like some kind of radial loop
>>219132972niggering a willard!
Still don't know who lily allen is
https://voca.ro/1dErhccZdzuO
>>219132980alfie is more famous than you lol
>>219133002theon greyjoy's sister
>>219132972Why have you got your finger up your ass you wrongun?
>>219133002there's this thing called google
>>219133002daughter of the inventor of the allen key*sniggering*
>>219132972corr giz us a sniff
>>219132947this is stupid because now any crime where they dont find fingerprints, they're going to know you did it
>>219133031FUCK!
lilly alien lol
screaming into the virtual void filled with schizos and freaks that's also a honeypot
>>219133024she the one that comes up with the search results?
>>219133005um
dam da di do
>>219132983>gloats about sucking lads off in the boys toilets at schoolUmmy...
lil' alien lol
>>219133048ktim
>>219132432One of the originals. To parphrase Radko Mladiç, he didn't want to be rock'n'roll, but he was. Integrity, originality, authentic attitude.
if anyone ever got done for their posts here we wouldnt know
I miss when the word honeypot meant something different.
home...
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>>219132943quite funny how many of his posts are massively downvoted because he can't help being an utter fucking spaz
>>219132795no he has pussy on his face
