Rob Beckett edition
wish i were scottish
I won Funniest Post Award in the last thread
I'VE GOT A BLACK LAKE IN MY EYE
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Playing League with three (3) foids
>>219133080jersey mention
Normal people try to be like us freaks, but then get annoyed when they realise how freakish I actually am.
sending a shit up my poo
time for bed
>Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home rorke? earth to rorke?
Hello Mr Ho Li Fuk, do you prefer the lampshade or the trilby?
>>219133116get em shagged
>>219133149Rorke's voting for Rupert Lowe now
>>219133130nobody is trying to be like you lmao
Might be an early night for me team
>>219133133ktim
*searching farage on the epstein files*uh... rorke.... you might want to take a look at this...
its over rorke
>>219133158If only eh? haha
Good Willy Hunting
>>219133149rorke perplexed and betrayed
spaino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXxV9g7lsFE
>>219133141Looks more like current day Ringo Starr
>>219133179that's what your mum's doing lol
>>219133202Ringo Starr impersonating John Cooper Clarke for a Comic Relief skit
>>219133202More like Grinro Star amirite
When will the first YouTube video reach a trillion views? Sometime around the year 2100?
>>219133216>GrinroFUCK
>>219133249dab on it wagwan
>>219133255yev dun yersen
sounds to me like Saarwar needs to go
Stay strong, Englishmen. There are many such cases.
>>219133270Lad only got off because he recorded the entire encounter on his phone
Got mental health problems
trying my hand at love poetry:the way your hand swept across my bushy pubes like the ocean undulating over patch of kelp
Just got back from a gig. Now to rest for the next few weeks because I have the stamina of a 60 year old.
feeling bullish
>>219133293I would've got off as wellNo false allegations here hahahaha
>>219133301ktim
Spaino rattling the bars on his cage screaming for attention
>>219133304>Spongebob writing a love note to sandy
>>219133301your dads dead LMAO
do you imagine /brit/ like a pub or like the roman forum
>>219133351Not really.
>>219133351internet imageboard because I'm not autistic
>>219133380indulge me for a seconddon't be so serious
>>219133392leftypol
>>219133351Special needs class
>>219133270>a judge warned that her actions could prompt men to think: 'No way am I stopping for a lone female, however distressed she looks'heaven forbid men could be prompted into a bit of sense
>>219133351grimsby train station at midnight on a tuesday
>>219133351a room. tv optional
Another wuppa garn down the hatch x
>>219133351a big room where everyone is sort of standing around talking to no one and occasionally some lads start fighting but most of the time it’s just showing each other pictures on their phones and talking about their day or current events
>>219133380A true autist doesn't know he is autistic.
>>219133313how does it even work what does the buy yes 10c mean like what does it pay out
>>219133418we used to take the piss but I bet iy was pure japes and bants daily in that cabin classroom at the end of the field
get a random bit of toenail that grows on my little toe, at the edge of the main bit. every so often I have to dig it out and it bleeds like fuck. can't leave it or it starts to stick out and catch on my socks and shoes even though it's small, anyway I'm nibbling it now and it's quite nice as the bulk of it is more like that fatty clear stuff that's neither skin nor nail but halfway between
They really do be like this.
rorke struck by cupid's arrow let's out a "can i fuck you?"
listening to Waterfall by The Stone Roses
>>219133466lol
>>219133461
>>219133451I was once invited to a special needs only school trip to a museum or something (even though I wasn’t diagnosed with anything I had no friends and froze up when people spoke to me, probably am autistic tbf). Anyway I knew someone like me who actually went and they said the autistic girl kicked off and started screaming when her free water bottle everyone was given on the trip got smashed.
>>219133463How would you know when you never go outside
it's a Drive OST while driving kind of night x
>>219133488I saw it on tv once
>>219133441that's what gets you a dollar return, so if you bought 1 share of yes at 10 cents you win a dollar if it happens
>>219133463try working in an high level kitchen during a rush where quality is expected it's brutal
>>219133351I read all the posts with an accent. >>219133412would
Scranning literal fucking shite at the poo restaurant
>>219133514Alright but there's no need to act like you're on the front lines of Stalingrad
>>219133505why do they call it 'investing in outcomes' instead of betting
>>219133316ACREAM8NF
think i still have booze withdrawalsanother sweaty night
>>219133514My first job was as a potwasher. Most of the chefs were cool but there was one guy I shared a mutual hatred with.
>>219133529
The fat kid from primary school who used to eat glue and blue tack and insisted on being in charge of the PowerPoint in assembly is now a dealer. Unsurprising
>>219133463screaming
oh no the chicken that is always cooked the same way needs cooking except the restaurant is a bit busy. this is a fate worse than death
thinking about dinosaurshow mental is it that these actually existed and roamed the earth for millions of years
>>219133499it's a don't post and drive kind of night
>>219133590Love diplodocuses me. Gentle giants.
>>219133565You were working at your dads kitchen?
>>219133543A kitchen really feels like army training camp. It's a job I don't want to do again, but it was a unique experience. When I left I did feel I was leaving comrades with whom we shared that experience tigether behind. And they were pricks for the most part.
A true British hero
>>219133543you can't appreciate how difficult it is. everything has to run like a well oiled machine. even something like someone being in the wrong place at the wrong time causes flow problems. everyone is behind on tasks. everyone is working at 100%. the margins are razor thin and the pay is abysmal, the chef has been in from 5am for three years trying to get their rosette. it's a mad house of organised lunacy that is repeated daily for years on end.
>>219133618A lesbian-looking spineless corporate stooge.
>>219133596No, but it was owned by a relative actually. How about you? :)
I know a bunch of people working at restaurants and we used to do drugs together. One of them was my dealer for a while.
nato is evolving into a federal state
>>219133600When I worked at a cafe this ambiguous brown girl who could barely speak English had it out for me and kept telling my manager I wasn’t washing the dishes when I clearly was. Didn’t feel like she was a comrade.
>>219133639kitchen staff are some the biggest druggies you will ever meet
>>219133627>the margins are razor thin and the pay is abysmalWhoa...the restaurant I was working in was raking fat dough and I was being paid overtime (which I was repeatedly told not to overdo).
I can see myself rejoining the armed forces in some capacity as a career but I wouldn't want anything to do with actually fighting in any real conflict
>>219133671yep and bartenders
>>219133653I was a kitchenporter and most waiters were snobbish towards me. I am talking about the kitchen staff.
>>219133674you worked at a decent place then. at mine the chefs were barely making more than potwash (me) with horrendous hours and it was continually on the brink of shutting down and this was supposedly a good restaurant
>>219133695You should add that in your application notes, hahaha
Anyone tried that cheesy melt wurger from KFC yet? Looks lush x
>>219133719Oh yeah, I saw that on Kitchen Nightmares
>>219133733No but I get the ads on my tablet when watching youtube. The ad is just someone dunking a sandwich in a tub of cheese.
>>219133733no looks messy
>>219133739I stuck it out for about a year. the begging phone calls from the owner when I cold quit 'plz come in we need you' were the best
>>219133709The waitresses were fine at mine. The main problem was that one chef. He seemed to try to model himself after Dr Cox from Scrubs, except he wasn't funny. Most people acted they didn't like him but were friendly to his face.
>>219133733
>>219133695It was just a kitchen mate not the armed forces
>>219133775Grim, I had a gf in highschool with braces and now I like braces, it's fucked up. There was also one other girl..
>>219133775I'll assume every woman posted here is a man until proven otherwise.
bergberg has been done
>>219133853There are some women that have posted timestamp and bob
>>219133875That's a good new account lol
>>219133875Fed Krassenstein Large Language Model is definitely not a parody account
turkish hair transplant very much on the cards
>>219133896
>>219133901I have almost all my hair but I'm definitely going if shit starts to go away.
>>219133797I seen a review of it on Facebook and they were saying it was shite but it looks lush in all the ads. Might be one of those where you just have to try it yourself to find out.
>>219133771Yeah it's always like that in every job and worse when the environment is already one of pressure.
>>219133937oops replied to the wrong bulgarianlad post>>219133751
>>219133901I am telling you right now, you are goinf to be looking more ridiculous with it than without it. Embrace baldness.
on the frasier binge again
>>219133958It's ok, it's all me here lad. I haven't been to KFC in 7-8 years probably. But our KFC is good. Best I had was in Prague and Netherlands and no offence to you my frens but the one in Manchester was not very good.
>>219133901tell me youre insecure without telling me youre insecure
>>219133961it works on some fellas
Made a thread on the science board and now a bunch of nerds are responding to it EWW
>>219134010ew lol
ayoyo
>go look at /sci/>it's literally all schizo garbage>one of them is about snoop dog having 147 iqbizarre board
>>219134050yung nigga fell through dem cracks in society bru
The desktop, as it were
I am livestreaming. Come chat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWw6i817izo
>>219134068
>>219134010Sometimes I make threads on /sci/ a lot of good boys there.
>>219134050new george floyd just dropped (through the stairs)
>>219134075>using a vpnthats illegal
>>219134075you've got nothing going on have you
>>219134075gyaldemmong
>>219134111Says who?>>219134114yh...consult the related picture>>219134131not me
Time to start living my life as a sassed out black woman *snaps fingers*
We used to play CS 1.6 with the lads 5v5 for money...good times. My friend's parents had an internet cafe and sometimes they would close it early on Sunday and let us play, his mom would make us snacks and food to eat. Good times.
the future all white men deserve
Mad how there are boards so obscure they haven't been infected by the current 4chan poisons, like /toy/ and /an/.
toby on about 1 gp = 0 gp again but in uma game
>>219134191when i was in secondary there are a computer shop that had lan sections and during break we would play team fortress 2
>>219134210when you nutted but the ukie rent boy still sucking
>>219134218Nice, don't know that game though. We used to only play Fifa/CS/Star Craft/Brood War. Maybe a little bit of Quake 3. That was in the late 2000s.
>>219134211No idea what's going on over at /qst/
>>219134191Shame cs 1.6 is all russians now, can't find any servers with people that actually speak English
rorke eating a pear(not everything he does is a bit)
>>219134213duayo
>>219134250It's always been Russian infested but I didn't play lot of international servers, only local Bulgarian. It was very popular here to play Masak which was a respawn server meaning when they kill you you respawn and whoever gets more kills at the end is the winner and there was database with everyone's stats.
rarity
don't even know what most the boards are wonder if there are secret /brit/ offshoots on them all
I bet her farts smell incredible.
>>219134320umm
Right, well that’s a pony outside of /mlp/ now isn’t it
new game mode: It's like CoD, but when you die, whoever killed you steals your kill count. So if you have 3 kills, then die, whoever killed you gets that added to their kill count.
>>219134007>Best I had was in PragueCorr am planning to go there later this year as well.>and no offence to you my frens but the one in Manchester was not very good.No offence taken here de lid. Never been to Manchester and the one in my city isn't that great either.
get the 'tex posted
>>219133901i was thinking about willy enlargement last year but i've let it go. i think people should like you as you are
Well, that's the Fortnite Chapter 7 - season 1 battle pass fully completed. The grind is finally over, at least until next season.
>>219133901hahaha baldy *slaps your bald head* alri baldy?
right well that's a disabled incel avatar attached to a boring nonce blog
>>219134371
>>219134361>Corr am planning to go there later this year as well.Nice, it's a great city, a bit of scamming in the center so watch out, also I went into a scam taxi that charged me more than he should but I just gave him less and walked out, he was a pussy and he didn't do anything. The scammers are not Czech though, they are gypsies and mystery browns. That was more than 8 years ago so I don't know if the KFC is still good.
>>219134210good night sweet prince
>>219134399broccoli head mf
Emma Watson facesitting session.
Sick to bastard death of these high pressure cannons they sell ketchup in these days. Give it a little squeeze and it'll blow a hole clean through your hamburger
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/281c0ejk9psAre aussies like that?
>>219134508https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMFjVI_GbRg
>>219134470yeah
>>219134532lol
>>219134532based dave the stitch up maestro
it's tuesdayyou know what that means!
>>219134595not for me
drinking watermmm it tastes goodlove water me
>>219134644waltuh
>>219134644me when ponies are deleted
pooing out my shitting arse
>>219134677corr give us a taste
hobagi joayo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlR7ROraahU
skipping eating again award
>>219134684:/
remember those russian youtube prank guys from like 2014they were crazy
Sex gifs
Built
>>219134745battyman
>>219134712ktim
>>219134745i feel like i don't even deserve to look
>>219134745blondes smell better down there
>>219134745british women look like half-finished clones. same with aussies and kiwis. they need a bit of that french admixture to smooth things out, i think that's why American and Canadian girls look normal by comparison.
>>219134789The smell of BBC cum
>>219134802not in my cunt, also why are you like that?
>>219134802bit of a gay thing to say cloggyyou're not supposed to think of cock when you look at a sexy girl
>>219134798They're both American...
ate the last of my chrissie choccies, cadbury puds. delicious little spheres.
Cloggy you are really gay
>>219134807that's clogwogour racebaiting porn addict before the belgium flag arrived and btfo him
>>219134808I think of cumming in girlsI think of BBC cumming in girls who I don't personally know
biscoff egg joayo
>>219134828imagine getting cuckmoggedcouldn't be me
>>219134835scroom
>>219134828>>219134824Alri lads? X
felt dizzy at the gym so had to come home. i was finished anyways but that's not the point
now im done with the christmas chocolates there is pancake day very soon and then easter in just over a month. then dads birthday so ill have cake soon too. lots of important events upcoming in the treat world.
>>219134830>I think of BBC cumming in girls who I don't personally knowlmaokill ya self
>>219134828sad
>>219134847fat and gross
>>219134855I cum in my own gf everydayYou kys
>>219134861>fat wdym, I'll even feed her a bit more.
>>219134847mad how i'll never have this unless I pay for it
>>219134869you get on 4chan and talk about black williesyou ain't right in the head cloggers
unfortunately that's quite peng
>>219134817
>>219134878>unless I pay for itWith what?
>>219134908it's always Tom Hardy in these cringy "true alpha" posts
>>219134907my left over drug money
jesterfoid just spiked my cortisol while I was mystiquemaxxing. sick to bloody death of it
>>219134931Crack?
Y’all ever try one of those sprite cranberries?
>>219134896mad thing is that he thinks he is superior to ziedy, and vice versa>>219134908the gentlemen was quite good wannit
Do you guys have crack in the UK? They don't sell crack here.
>>219134937crack is for the poor
Y’all ever tried that sweet crystal?
>>219134946You do have to pay for it
>>219134946But it's supposed to be cleaner cause you burn off all the impurities from the cocaine.
i like tom hardy
*does a little magic trick*Tah dah
How did they get two Tom Hardy's for this flick
>>219134981how did you do that?
just tried broccolini for and it mogs broccoli more than you'd think
>>219134965https://yip.su/clogwog.jpgthis you bruv?
Going to bedSee you next year lads
>>219135004Must be the crack
ClogwogBelgiumnonceHeatherpaedoWhy do they do it?
>>219135043Fame
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurodiversity
So there's no crack in the UK?
>>219134969I doubt that very much there may be some lighter alcohol family contaminants that vapourise under light heat but things like levamisole will remain
>>219135066Normieversity
I reckon now is the perfect time of year for radio stations to begin with the Christmas music.
>>219135069dunno sorry x
>>219135069there's crack everywhere cocaine is you bulgarian lunatic
https://youtu.be/ynZCDm0IEVM
>>219135043mindraped by the internet
>>219135043i reckon they're all basically on the edge of transitioning, but they probably know they wouldn't pass
Bill Gates noncey noncey
>>219135077>levamisoledon't know what's thatWhat if it's made from pure cocaine?>>219135096There's no crack here, it's not a thing, I would know.
oh boy more racebait that will end in a meltdown for a couple hours
>>219135128lovely bit of bysshe
>>219135128if i was there i could have saved their society
>>219135069there is quite literally no reason to do crack, it's the biggest meme drug of them alli think the last person who unironically smoked it was in 1985. why would you not do meth or fent instead?
>>219135128nah Ozymandias thought he was aura farming but he fell off hard fr. He should have locked in and timemaxxed
>>219135181Fent is a downer, I don't like downers. I don't do drugs anymore (except New Years) but just a little bit of crack sounds nice.
>>219135181Crack is safer and better for you than any of the new drugs
>>219135137if it's pure then there are no 'contaminants', in truth none of it is truly pure in the same way that merck cocaine (used in the medical industry, primarily for eye operations) is pure, as it's all made in jungles with petrol and all sorts of terrible shit. 70% of cocaine has levamisole in it.>There's no crack herethere is the druggies cook it themselves or get it sold to them by browns
>>219135200It's also organic
>>219135181the smoking crosses the blood brain barrier far quicker and more effectively then insufflation, meaning you get a stronger hit for less money. which is why povvos do it.
>>219135198meth is also a stimulant and easily a thousand times more cost effective>>219135200not quite sure how crack is made and i dont really think it's a good idea to straight up google it, but i know it lasts like 10 minutes and the effect is shit surely there is some mystery chemicals in the process
>>219135204I'm black
>>219135219povvos all do meth anyone who cares about a stronger effect will just inject something else lets be honest
>>219135231in yanktown they do. meth is a rareity in europe
I want to smell Emma Watson’s pooey girl farts.
>>219135204I had a guy who was selling me very pure stuff before it gets cut but he is in prison now. I hope he's ok, he was a proper nice lad.>>219135221I've done meth one time without knowing, 2 lines and I didn't sleep for 2 days. It's called cheese or piko here because it's kind of yellow.
>>219135241how come? actually surprising if crack is common there instead. news to me
>>219135243was big Jeff placing legendary Pokemon on the island to attract kids? Could be true
>>219135241There is meth in Europe but people here snort it instead of smoking it, or put it in water and drink it.
>>219135221You mix it with water and baking soda and cook it til it becomes crumbly
https://youtu.be/QBlq5sJWVbs
drinking a glass of meth
https://www.bbc.co.uk/languages/spanish/cool/sexual.shtmlum bbcwhy
>new Watch it for Days videocomfy
>>219135277fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>219135267we're a ketamine nation. simple as.
>>219135281thought you inhaled it
>drinking methwhat the fuck lol
Injecting a marijuana
>>219135253dont like reddit but i seldom browse r/meth when im really bored, they're all genuinely insane. lot of stories like that
>>219135253>very pure stuffstill not pure. pure cocaine doesn't exist outside of a lab and even then byproducts of synthesis always exist.>>219135255crack is far more common than meth in western europe>>219135267yeah it exists but I've never encountered it. it's more evident in eastern and southern europe called by such names as sisa but this stuff is all garbage
>>219135293:'(
>>219135295Yeah I did ketamine in the UK. >>219135304It's better than destroying your nose. >>219135316>still not pure. pure cocaine doesn't exist outside of a lab and even then byproducts of synthesis always exist.you know what I mean, as pure as it ca be>yeah it exists but I've never encountered it. it's more evident in eastern and southern europe called by such names as sisa but this stuff is all garbageSisa is used by homeless junkies in Greece and it's a not exactly meth but some kind of derivative that is shitty.
>>219135341>>219135341>>219135341
>>219135344it's not pure as it can be because it wasn't made in a lab m8
>>21913534513 posts earlyyou're gone MENTAL
>>219135329it's okay you don't have to really
It would appear it is wot woodle o'clock x
>>219135359im SCREAMING MAD
>>219135364speaking of fucking off back to /britfeel/
>>219135358As pure as it can be made in the jungle ok, jeez bro..
what is fungible means
Jumping in front of a train because it's a metaphor (for life)
