THINKING ABOUT THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
why is brit so contemptuous
my “rorke" comb and my "leftypol" comb
>>219176172if you're scared to propose to your gf you shouldn't be doing it desuGo well lad
no spinning.
>>219176233Was hoping for a job list actually but that'll doDaily Mail is about as reliable as CAnslad when he says he won't get the cans
The Swiss know what's up
spinning is allowed and you know this
>>219175218You just wanted to use the new word you learnt, didn't you?
Rorke wearing a tweed suit and a knotted hanky on his head at the beachLeftypol keeping his white t-shirt on in the sea
deathgrips exmilitary is back on spotify lads
hate myself for fucking up an opportunity yesterday
I left my heart in Coconut Grove
>>219176285>now closed for applicationsWhats your urdu like?
I was going to use a public toilet and there was a cleaning lady there wearing a face mask, rubber gloves and PPE overalls. She looked so sad. When I went to use one of the stalls I missed the toilet and made a large urine puddle.
>>219176286Very based Hard to imagine what
>>219176311Employed woman getting his beer gut out at the beach
hate to say it but i did warn youall you can do now is try not to do it in future I reckonyou'll be okay
rorke wanking to futa(he sees it as a woman with a cock in addition to her natural genitalia)leftypol wanking to futa(he sees it as a man with tits)
Scene: Rorke, Leftypol and a 24 year old woman are sat at a table in Wetherspoons.Leftypol: Rorke, you can't SERIOUSLY still be thinking of voting Reform. Not with everything going on *waves arms around*Rorke: Well I was actually thinking of voting for the Great Yarmouth Party.Leftypol: Errr, you're not even FROM Great Yarmouth..Rorke: Oh, now you want to police who can vote and where?Leftypol: Well.. no.. I didn't mean it like tha-Rorke: Anyway, she's from Great Yarmouth *points to 24 year old woman* and we're moving in togetherLeftypol: *spits his drink out**24 year old woman snuggles up to Rorke as he takes a sip from his pint of cider*
>>219176322Ironically worked with a girl from pakistan beforeShe said she was seen as the black sheep of her family out of her sistersShe was 22 and only had 2 kids, you see. THe rest of her sisters all had at least 4 by her age and were housewives back in Pakistan
>>219175954>>219176174jannies immediately deleted an anti-heathermong post and banned the poster
>>219176285https://beta.jobs.nhs.uk/candidate/jobadvert/C9151-24-1298
>>219176317U COME OUT N YOUR SHIT IS GONE
>>219176342ok
>>219176361wrong album yank retard
i smell inexplicably of gravy
>>219176359>Grazia SinarFucking kek>>219176363Just sharing, ladNo need to get upset
>>219176339i viewed the placel iterally as early as i possibly could've due to work and sent the message mere hours after viewing which was already too latenothing i could do
Feel like drinking
>>219176341liked this post
>>219176378meanwhile I smell explicably of gravy (I just drank an entire glass of it)
>>219176324>When I went to use one of the stalls I missed the toilet and made a large urine puddle.Right well that's /brit/ posters on the level of toddlers then isn't it. About sums it up really
>>219176391:(you'll find a place eventually lovely
I was coached on what Prevent is today
katy on the bus to di trappy rnweston wagging it on facetime was all it took to get her on di 7:15 to brixton xx
right thats the dysphoria again
>>219176337As if that would have that drastic an impact
>>219176240the legion can count on that
>>219176416What's your girlfriend doing right now?
Why do virgins post women here? They ain't gonna fuck you lad, and if I want to watch porn, I'll do it in my own time or fuck my wife
Fucking hell lads anyone checked the news?>Clavicular ran into ASUs top frat leader while JesterMaxxing w gymcells and instantly CLOCKED PEAK COPE>The fratfraud leader went full UV Dodgemaxxing & Weightcopemaxxing inflating FAKE STATS to protect FRAME after being SKULLMOGGED while Clav DEEPLOCKED IN nuked cortisol stabilized AURA and dodged irreversible PSL bleed BY A MILLIMETER
>women
will die if i dont move out of this shithole soon
>>219176454right then*looks around for someone else to talk to*
>>219176454none of these words are in the bible
>>219176454do quite like this gimmick to be honest
>>219176454Fellow daily Dolan watcher are you
futbaws on
>>219176422Seek clarity in Christ
/brit/ is a pub and heathermong and zeidy and the rest are the freaks who have long been barred by the owner but are still hanging around in the smoking area near the front trying to bum cigs from anyone who'll listen to their schizobabble
>>219176487Prefer the german who loves keir starmer
Right then that’s a little brown fella on his way to me with a ‘kizza isn’t it?
>>219176416mmhmm, katy put on her new knickers before taking the train to brixton trappy
>>219176508hearts are doing well
>>219175959I've talked to her plenty. We've met 5 times and we always talk a lot. I've learnt loads about her and have compiled a list of notes on her.But I think she's going sour on me. She seemed really distant when I was leaving her place last time, I hesitated to kiss her as I was leaving. And then when I texted her later that day, she again seemed formal. She used the smiley face with heart emoji before our latest meeting so I thought she liked me.Also she's called me "handsome" and "lovely" in her feedback for me which from what people here are saying is just being polite.I seriously doubt she'd date me.
>>219176531What's your girlfriend doing right now?
I'm having sex with the nigger men
Timmy and his Thai wife Pang Lung voting for Reform UK to 'make England English again'Meanwhile little Harry hapa is sat in his bedroom posting on r/AsianMasculinity
Played the Resident Evil 2 remake. Quite enjoyed it but it gets a bit boring after you leave the prison. First game I've actually played through to the end in god knows how long
>>219176562sc
>>219176561don't have one, my days of tappy are over due to my luh age
Showboats into /brit/
Programmed him into full OCD lock-in mode now
>>219176574Nice one mate
>>219176572What's your girlfriend doing right now?
>>219176574thanks for the review totalborelord
>>219176574dont remember there being a prison
Meltdown
>>219176588So you're so old that you can't have sex anymore?
>>219176521kek so true
My love is growing大作 いや不良品でも Just love meねぇI know you "loved" me 細胞 喰い 酔う気解剖して love me
>>219176539get a fucking grip lad. pull yourself together. you're however old and trying to get with someone who has random men fuck them for money. how bloody low have you fallen. take a look at your situation and realise how pathetic it is.then delete and block her from everything, DELETE not archive any pictures or media of her, slap yourself in the face from me, go outside and get a fucking clue.don't tell me it's too hard or that you can't do it, you can, because you're a man not some simpering little child or over-emotional woman.
>>219176590if I had to guess: you're switching flags and making both posts
Keisha trying to get inside the Gherkin by telling security guard she's uninitiated LOL
>>219176627weird postfucking idiot
>>219176636Good guess but he is actually this mentally ill so there’s not even any need for that
he's back to just posting it all day long nowyou have to feel a bit bad for him
>>219176651That's what you just said though
Oscar voters snubbed Ariana Grande as she, Cynthia Erivo ‘creeped them out’
katy no phone dada she at trappy since 8am
>>219176521And Escortmong ties someone innocent and unknowing down for the night with his pointless schizo ranting about being attracted to sex workers
fuck this piece of shit world.
heathermong melty
>Reform UK launch 'Jewish Alliance' wing
>>219176414dont know need to get one soon so i can become my true self before its too late :)
>>219176668they were very creepy to be fair!
just saw a Bradley posted two seconds after a previous Bradley
Just made a ham and cheese sandwich and I really enjoyed it. Might make another one later on
oh those troon pictures being posted were of the mass shooter in canada anime pfp youtube channelhmm
heatherpaedo relapsing big timenun dat luh timmy cud do to silence the voices and urges inside his head xx
>>219176674mhm gyal tuttin wit big ting batan m fresh steal
>>219176692it's already too late fyi
reckon i find curling more watchable than football these days
>>219176686You know youre not allowed nice things rorke
>>219176667you're being weirdi dont shag but i may be old what the yodem at the trappy do, but katy for me not good anymore since i had my fun in my prime, now for the young luh yutes to enjoy
Also realistically this escort doesn't give a shit about me.If she did she'd text me between meetings at least once. Also seriously pissed me off when I texted her on Monday scheduling our next meeting. We confirmed the time/date, then I said "take care and see you then x" and she didn't even respond with a "you too" or emoji, she just left me on read.She puts on a friendly face but she's a cold woman. I've seen her 5 fucking times now.
Got to be up early tomorrow team
weston threw luh katy's phone on brixton station's train tracks
>>219176750same, 6:30 rise for me
>>219176750fake sacked tranny :\
>>219176754LOL
>>219176738How old are you exactly?
>>219176730
>>219176744Can we just skip to the part where you brutally kill her and upload the pictures here? why do you think we want to read all the stages in between.
>>219176744did you even read my post, >>219176633, don't go, delete her from your phone right now before you lose any more money or sanity
>>219176768ignore that mong it's really not
>>219176750What for mate?
>>219176690IMG 1142
>>219176744Mate, seriously, that might not be the case. Spend a bit more time trying to get to know her after your sessions. Imagine how hard it is being in her place trying not to catch feelings, you have to but on a bit of a front/facade but try and look beneath that. There’s obviously something drawing you both to each other, try and explore that.
>>219176738you are mentally ill
>>219176750same, 6:30 rise for mewe gaan
>>219176767middle age dont need to worry bout it cuh i seen most of what life has to offer including 50+ fresh katy hymen yuh
>>219176779it actually is
>>219176750i got a meeting at 9am. what the fuck are they thinking
why are switch 2 games so expensive
wagging it
freshly extracted cvp
>>219176761>>219176790You two going to the same place or something x
>>219176785replied to himself again award
>>219176791Don't you think it's weird to be over 50 years old and pretending to be black on 4chan like you're doing right now?
>>219176807You will own nothing and be happy
major and significant deterioration in Heathermong’s mental health itt
>>219176750Thats what god would want, going to sleep when the sun sets and waking up when it rises.
>>219176633>trying to get with someone who has random men fuck them for money.I was, not now. Unless she makes a move on me which is unlikely. >how bloody low have you fallen. take a look at your situation and realise how pathetic it is.I reached 29 as a kissless virgin. I know I'm pathetic. But I've never had a girlfriend.
>>219176791all life has to offer you is dying alone in a nursing home lol
walked past a horse in the dark earlier and it started stomping its back feet at mescary
>>219176835im black cuh
>>219176801yeah it actually isyou know it is
>>219176324Does it come out sideways? Mine does. I sit down when I'm pissing at home because the bathroom has carpet and I'd piss all over it if I was standing.
>>219176846then DELETE her from your phone now and don't let it get any worse
>>219176853hope it runs you down
>uh.. yeah i’ve shagged many times mate said rorke, lyingly
Recent weeks on /brit/ have revealed several interesting facts about the entity known as Heathermong:>old as fuck (53 years old)>dyes its hair with Just for Men (poorfag with low self esteem that is too autistic to go see a barber)>dislikes when you ask innocent questions about mundane details of its life outside of 4chan (it doesn't have one, not even day-to-day regular human stuff)>is happy to collect a paltry sum of £1200 from the government and pretend it is draining their coffers as an act of resistance>has many diagnosed, severe, and untreated mental illnesses (bipolar, OCD, anxiety, depression, autism, and so on)>/brit/ is its entire world and it is extremely desperate to fit in here>must control all discussion on /brit/ due to severe OCD and autism>samefags with impunity every day all day on multiple devices/IPs in order to accomplish its mission of controlling /brit/ (life itself)>believes spamming autistic special interests is part of a moral crusade to save the white race from mass migration, the Irish, Jews, etc. (a ritual it used to perform on /pol/ until moving to /int/ for more attention)>suffered all kinds of grotesque and traumatic bodily abnormalities like tonsil stones, earwax, blocked arteries, cleft pallets, and sudden hair loss>claims to have had lots of sex with many women decades ago until something "drastically changed in the dating scene" (all its hair fell out at once in clumps, precipitating a mental breakdown) so it was forced to turn to this life of vigilante autistic ritual posting>shitposted for so long and is so impressionable due to low IQ that Ziedbelg's cuck posting brainwashed it into compulsively posting intrusive thoughts about black men raping children>justifies it all by pretending this is purely satirical political commentary that no one can understand because we are too autistic
>>219176853
>>219176854You aren't though
always make a point to litter in 'mass areas
>>219176857>the bathroom has carpetone of the grimmest things ive ever read on here
would this make a decent incelflat, lads?
had extremely bad heartburn and acid reflux when i was in bed last nightit was blending into my dreams so I was half awake and thought I'd been poisoned
fine tin of beer
>>219176779hi
>>219176841>sleeps from 4pm till 8am
jews invented such things
>>219176898hi what's wrong
not visited /brit/ for a week. sort of forgot just how deeply mentally ill most of you are. really grim.
>>219176896Lad., please stopyou are triggering Canslad into getting the BIG cans
Stepda's funeral tomora
they killed dawson creek
>>219176925ever shag him up the arse?
>>219176920Funny because it wasn't like this last week
>>219176889Landlords idea, not mine. Kitchen as well. It's a good flat besides that, in a great area.
>>219176912>>219176692 >>219176730
>>219176890not for me
Just got Canslad in the not like the others captcha
>>219176841not sleeping for 15 hours m8
>>219176950well it's not too late you can quite literally always make a change
welsh niggas be like >live in llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch me, banging place
Croydon mentioned
>>219176946You just said you don't shag anymore because you're too oldWhy are you lying now?
>>219176971how please help
>>219176878>>old as fuck (53 years old)can you cite this for me? i haven't been here much lately
>>219176778I will see her on the 22nd, I've agreed to that so I won't back out. >>219176785>Spend a bit more time trying to get to know her after your sessions.She is a very individual woman (her words) and I don't think she likes engaging outside of meetings. What are you suggesting? That I text her between meetings or that I suggest going to get a coffee or something?She said she is enjoying getting to know me but then she always seems cold in her messages, aside from the times she has used heart emojis.Yes, we have shared interests like reading and we have cuddled a lot. I just don't think she sees me as anything more than a client.
>>219176961im shocked its even over 50%
genuinely in despair at the non-ness of this nationi really don't expect it to get better at allbut instead we look toward the strong possibility that it's going to get a lot worse
>>219176993unironically just do whatever you want to dopeople often judge you far less in reality than you think they do!
>>219176947other than the piss-caked floor and the crispy food-encrusted floor yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55CRhlEhwz0This is how Sarah who works for the NHS disrobes a creme egg.
>>219176981dats anuva crodie who posted dat
>>219176998you owe her absolutely nothingyou have no connection or relationshipyour only responsibility is to yourself, and you should fulfil that right now by blocking and deleting her for your own good
>>219176998I mean, take more time to talk to her during your meetings. You pay for an hour and a half, so take less time shagging her and more time talking to her. Best time to talk is after you’ve fucked her.
>>219176961where can i check the demographics easily
going th shower then maybe play fantasy life i :>
>>219177031she could accomplish this in only 0.266667 seconds if she utilised her intermediate phalanges
>>219177033No it isn't
Anyone tried those new biscoff creme eggs?
you know you're not supposed to post that
>>219176993it's overgive upempty platitudes wont help you
>>219177058real Rxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9trfafuS1A
i should be allowed to post them
>>219177069Do you wish you were her?
heathertimmy getting beaten to death by some wog in a nursing homenun he cud do
sir Mouse Poster
throw rocks at the TESCO superstore
whats a wog? is it like chinese food?
>>219177028I have a spot cleaner and machine washable rugs (including one around the bog) so it's not that bad. And like I said, I piss sitting down.
>>219177031clearly says her name is zoe
>>219177071No, but I need plans for this weekend. Is it worth a trip to the supermarket to pick up a batch? That'll kill a Saturday morning.
>>219177077true
>>219177097LOLnot long till that happens for real, dat timmy will be gettin his free bus pass in a couple of years
>>219177042replied to himself again award
right well it's not even 8:00pm and i'm wrapped up in bed
gonna go to shop
>>219177122you can use a belly fat pinching gesture with your intermediate phalanges to disrobe them instantly and yam them in the store without paying
>>219177130*unwraps you with my intermediate phalanges*joayo~! joayo~!
peter griffin rorke: oh geez lois i really fucking hate niggers !!!
>>219177161nursedem going stamp stamp stampright on your luh head
>>219177130Same
>>219177018what the fuck are you on about theres pussy around and drugs and jobs and tv and charity and football. everyone before us worked in fields and went to church for fun
Uh oh melty!
>>219177161right. can someone translate that into the King's English?
>>219177145I'd rather eat them at home while browsing /brit/.
>>219177130same got the footy on we hitting maximum comfy mode
understand less than half of what you lot talk about
>>219177193the blackest post of all time
pre-bath tea or post-bath tea. That is the question
>>219177161What’s your girlfriend doing right now?
>>219177206Meaningless. You've got multiple devices. Multiple IPs. Your willingness to gets banned is proof of that.
>>219177206You post on the botnet so that doesn't mean anything and getting banned doesn't always mean your posts are deleted
In Chinese America is called 美国 which means beautiful countryThe UK is called 英国 which means hero countryAnd Australia is called 土澳 which means shitty Australia
>>219177203>footy>comfyprawn sandwich eater
haha he loves the black willies doesn't he
did leto's pleasure palace raise the $120 or are them paedos broke
>>219177206Just means you made it on a different device or a different botnet node, silly timmy
nth for the gyaldem
>>219177262Vocaroo this for us lad
showerd feel sad
>>219177251he actually doesn't, his post times make that quite evident if you actually pay attention to themhe stays here because jannies refuse to ban him and the other cucks, even through they are watching this thread constantlythis fag >>219177262 is probably on the botnet though
>>219177262Wish I could be there for the moment you realise what you look like posting this retard speak
just bought these
>>219177206>>219177262bare tappenings
dollymong going crazy tonite xx
Those cream eggs look hard to nick
>>219177320wtf happened to naveed
>>219177300whitest nigger award
Nuremberg (2025) starring Russell Crowehttps://icefy.top/play/nuremberg-movie-1214931?source=vidsrc.cc
>>219177071Yes, I actually liked it a lot
code red nuclear meltdown in progress
i wake up at 4am so i can go to the gym early, but i can never make it out of the house early than 5:15am, its a 30 min walk there and back, i spend 1.5hrs there on average, and then i have to shower, get changed etc so i basically always end up being fully done with it by like 9:00am. ive lost 5 hours of my day, and so now ive basically woken up at a later time than everyone else because theyre already at work and ive yet to so much as check the news. what a stupid life i lead. wish i couldve born tall and with a thin waist so i didnt have to do this shite
>>219177296Okay lolAnyway evading bans is easy any retard can do it
>>219177320shoplifting these days is just stuffing your backpack full of everything while the staff look on tutting at you
so tired of hearing all your.... boy problems
>>219177042Well I don't fuck her much. Last meeting I couldn't stay hard during intercourse which annoyed me and I'm worried she was frustrated because of that. IDK how much prostitutes care about that. We still cuddled and kissed a lot.I did fuck her in missionary during our 3rd and 4th meetings. She sent me heart emojis when I wished her well after those meetings.I honestly don't know what to do next time I see her. I might just say "let's go slow, you can guide, I will try to relax more". It's just annoying because each meeting has been getting better and better and now I feel like she's soured on me.>>219177034Problem is IDK if I'll find another escort like her.
these guys and the other staff who can be reached at #4chan on irc.rizon.net are the ones watching the thread get flooded right now and let it happen every day
>10.0.0.19
>>219177347corrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>219177395You love black penises don't you
>>219177333That's Meena
It should be legal to kill cuck and fag posters. Kill those fucking nigger faggots in ways that cartel kill squads would find disturbing.
>>219177381Boo hoo and so on
friendship ended with ziedy-bubsnow clogwog is my new parasite host
>>219177360well yes, hn uses his phone and can probably switch ip very quicklybut 4chan has been building an increasingly-sophisticated fingerprinting system to try and counteract the botnet, which could easily catch a retard like hn who isn't putting any real effort into itespecially since some things are deleted within a couple minutes of being posted here, which proves that they are watching the thread activelythey just don't want to
seen a villa in Crete I’d like to buy €7,800,000
>>219177042Also how did you date escorts?
>>219176283oh fuck off
>>219177448No idea what your point is
that's it I'm voting reform
Imagine fighting in WW2 and getting married and having kids, and dying surrounded by family, only to look down, watching over your descendants and seeing them posting that
>>219177300lol I have these
I mean, absolute last resort here, but has anyone considered talking to the jannies on IRC about zeidy and asking for a rangeban or something?
it's ok to have a cuck fetish, it's just that for some reason they always need to share it with everyone else
dtfic loves posting on the botty
>>219177512observing themselves watch isn't enough anymore, others have to watch them as well.
>>219177508Snitches get fokin stitches bro
You'll all be using the botnet when Ofcom brings the hammer down on this place
>>219177533Yeah this right here 100%
>>219177502there weren't that many indians fighting in ww2
going to make the "spicy" noodles
>>219177533I'd never snitch on you dear old chumbut zeidy is not deserving of our respect
>>219177439are you in favour of those nonces or not?>>219177497are you retarded?
>>219177508pathetic behaviour desu, it’s at that point you need to stop taking the internet so seriously, when you’re crying like a little timmy tattle tail to get a popular and original poster banned because his posts make you have a schizoid meltdown
>>219177508Who actually cares that much lol
are irish women cute? will they all fawn over me if i headlock the ulster freaks and reunify ireland for them?
aaaaauuueee
>>219177547
>>219177416that's meena the corner
>>219177554>>219177562heatherpaedo
>>219177554blow your head smoove off
>>219177554>popular and original
dont all post at once
>>219177508It's not illegal so they won't care
that cute that steam thinks i'm really into dragons
>>219177552Fuck the janitors and mods but there is nothing to do about them other than not use the website Yes I am a little retarded but my point was that there's no reason to assume anything about post deletions or bans because of the malevolent staff
>>219177575
Americans are constantly shilling their shithole country in a British thread for Brits (not their own thread because it's shit).Cull all amerifat pigs and the world will improve overnight
>>219177614that's rorke done
>>219177614Where did the "Scots" come from?
>>219177583I am most certainly not Really are you actually saying you think that the mods aren't in on it? Asking them nicely on IRC won't do anything
>Who actually cares that much lolhttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Zied%2A/country/Ca/
>>219177614i'm sure this redditor will be inviting abdulaziz from kabul to come live with him
>>219177614What about Brythonic celts they aren’t immigrants fucking racist bastard erasing history
Forgot that Glasgow existed for ages
>>219177614Most of those are invasions by outside hostile forces, so is it okay to say what is happening now is the same?
back from mid week work dogoing to watch the football
>>219177614leftypol now supports colonialismrorke is confused
>>219177645LOL omds dat timmy got a luh crush on the belgian
made a mistake a work, fully understand why the japanese thought that suicide was the only way to amend the situation
>>219177642had a friend at uni called scott. think he was from coventry
>>219177614would pull his entrails out and sell them to ethiopian immigrants as food
>>219177671no it's not okay
smelling a niggers toe
Awww is rorke scared of the black man with the big cock?
what do the welsh actually do
>>219177644I have nothing to lose by asking tho
>>219177613it's not an assumption you retard, it is logic
playing bloodborne pc 60 fps and it is lush
>>219177746>>219177746>>219177746
>>219177733Okay then go ahead no one is stopping youWere you asking for permission or something?
>>219176306why are you so scornful, disdainful, disrespectful, insulting, insolent, derisory, derisive, mocking, sneering, jeering, scoffing, taunting, withering?
>>219177745No it isn't lol
>>219177263>土澳why does australia have the union jack in it
