BIT FUCKING OBSESSED edish
sausage rollscotch eggpork piechoose
Here's your (you)
just went to eat my milky bar yoghurt and there was a pube on my spoon :(
I miss threadmeister
>>219177671not sure how many times I have to say it but leftypol's only principle is whatever is worst for whitey
Why’s he samefagging some boring argument with himself about the mod IRC? Crazy what I turned him into
>>219177724
jack m's spirit lives on in my colleagues who pester me about afterwork drinks, some cunts birthday event, office christmas parties and the like
>>219177815what happens there
>>219177815Will be peng in the summer
>>219177760sosij roles are pretty mid unless they're freshly made with quality meatI do love a scotch egg but I don't think I could live without ever having a pork pie again
>>219177810I invented this gimmick btw
>>219177690chin up mate
People despise, shun, and ignore the most of my posts. but the joke is on them because it's all a bit. by finding me pathetic and annoying you're 'falling' for my bit.
toilfu is being extra soppy tonight for some reason, maybe she's drunk
Hi there how are you
>>219177862Okay Adam Friedland
once I lost my boss £600 because I sold a thing for £150 when the label was £750 because the retard who wrote the label wrote his 7 like a 1
even the shittest sausage roll is better than the middest pork pie
>>219177883shit shit shit. how are you
>>219177900just patently untrue
>>219177760Never had any of them actually The pork pie looked the best to me from that Fallow video
sucks to your assmar
Oh aye x
the mid pork pie has more jelly in it than actual porkat least with a shit sausage roll you're guaranteed a bit of meat
>>219177940Kim Jong-il ahh
>>219177940Prison's not agreed with Ghislaine Maxwell
>UK 'will sign up to EU single market rules even without deal 'we're going home
>>219177940she'll be teaching gcse english this time next year
>>219177992lol
>>219178013How does that benefit the UK?
nigga name florian
>>219177760are we choosin' which we want to eat or which we want to get rid of forever?
https://youtu.be/UUC2d6NSt0s
that time i cried at work, and i tried to hide it but everyone knewmy boss came over and said that i should take the day i cried again on the bus home and and old lady gave me a sweet and asked if everything was alright
>>219177845CWLTSHC
which pen f to buy?
>>219178044it shows good will and makes it easier for the inevitable reentry into the eu
>>219177940
Honestly not sure if I want to see the escort again lads. IDK if I'll even be able to get an erection with her.I feel miserable thinking about her now. Her coolness towards me has seriously pissed me off. I just don't get it, when I asked her about meeting again in 2 weeks as we were getting dressed, she kissed me and said yes, then she seemed like a miserable cunt when I was on my way out and was purely logistical when I texted her after. I said to her she's right about me overthinking things and she just ignored that bit.But I've already agreed to see her again on the 22nd. Honestly don't know what to do.
>>219178064which to eat
>>219178076doubt nigel will be doing anything like that
>>219178067):
>>219178067what were you crying for? x
>all these eastern European what are coming in Gordon, where are they flocking from?uhh, probably EASTERN EUROPEbigoted woman lol
>>219178067want some candy
>>219178089nige is just a generic boomer. he'll win the election, bring in another 2m indians and get the boot
massive bowl of rice pudding on the cards
>>219178067Six seven
did something embarrassing today and I can't stop thinking about it might have to kill myself to stop it
>>219178081in that case, for me, it's the pork pie
>>219178067HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>219178121the reality is anyone who witnesses it has probably already forgotten about it
>>219178102Gordon Brown fallen on hard times has he
>>219178121nah i'd leave it few decades until you forget it then you remember it trying to get to sleep
>>219178121here's the image for next time
>>219178076And will the EU be making a similar gesture of goodwill towards the nation that saved Europe from the Nazis?
made that story up for yousbased on aj from sopranos crying about blanko and took it from theregood amount of (You)s off that, thanks for contributing
heyy
Want to drink but know I won't even enjoy it that much if I do and will feel grim and grotty by the end and tomorrow
thoughts on the gala pie?
What a life
>>219178166looks fucking lovely
>>219177844Anti English racism
>>219178166not a single herb or spice in sight lol
any droney boring bores in?
Want to buy myself a Mont blanc pen lads even though I've got plenty of pens I've gotten for free from conferences and events at home, plus the office has boxes of hundreds of them and don't cost me £17.99 to refill
>>219178137must be fuming thinking back to when he was negotiating with clegg to try and save his career only to find out mandela was giving epstein a play by play account
>>219178166How did they find such a long egg
>>219178166suitable for a gala in cornwall :)
this is it
>>219178195why dont i look like this
it pie night
really into my scottish male english female porn
i cant get my contact lens outhelp help help help
>>219178199i mean i guess do what you want but i find people with posh pens cringe
>>219178203sc
>>219178218based
>>219178187right well that's you done
>>219178218name a single male scottish pornstar
>>219178166I like the idea but that one doesn't look so good desu
>>219178247needs another 300g of masala
>>219178227serves you right you blind neek
Just watched the bad bunny half time show. Was ok, the music was fun. I didn't understand any of the cultural references though so I was a bit bored
>>219178247bruh we all know with white people that shit optional
starting to think my little rural town in the middle of nowhere is having asylum seekers moved in, unless all these new guys I’m seeing are just normal citizens which I suppose is a possibility.not that it’s a problem but it would be nice to be told
imagine some of thatbit of pastrybit of porkbit of eggfucking lovely
>>219178247you sent him flying with this irrefutable proof that his claim was false
>>219178247Drop kicked that gaymie oliver into the recycling bin
>>219178279not lovely for the pig or chicken is it
just realised I don't need my computer games to be challenging. I can literally code them to be unchallenging LOL
>>219178247Raped him
mad how white people have civilisation but their food is the equivalent of living in huts in the 21st century
>>219178278>when leftypol's all-white community slowly starts getting invaded
sugar tax lol
>>219178295it's fine because they don't have feelings
>>219178067I'll give you something to fucking cry aboht
>>219178298ok
>>219178298can you code dark souls to be unchallending for me so i can enjoy it
>>219178279Bit of this
when's the last time you lads have called someone 'Sir'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9-SYDu6ZI4
need to get done in by rose lyddon
anyone want to be my valentine? xx
>>219178320never
>>219178319phwoar, get IN
right well that's my eye red from being repeatedly jabbed by dirty smoker fingers>>219178272not even that blind, only -1.50
city bulls handing out rapidbash x
>>219178313id give you a beating so bad, the african nurses in the nhs would finish you off
>>219178318you're a tranny pretending to be a girl because there's you know that's an easy game
>>219178307It’s not an invasion and that’s not what I was saying
>>219178278Live in a 10K population Welsh town and we had a batch on Syrians air dropped on us a few years ago
>>219178344
>>219178320today at toil
>>219178344right well it's famously a challenging game so i don't know what to tell you
>>219178338is that a football team?
>>219178301Prefer Chinese do you?
>>219178320every morning when i get out of bed and salute sir keir starmer for saving great britian!
quite like having a few ethnics aboutthey stock food with a bit of flavour in the shops that way
someone give mr hitchens a hug
>>219178366yeah
don't carestill gonna call it oat milksorry nanny state you can't stop me
Leftypol: "it's not an invasion"Islamist immigrants: "yes it is"
i love hearing ethnic music at 2am when i'm trying to sleep in my houseshare !!!!
gym leader blaine handing out rapidash x
the liver bird's wings have been clipped
>>219178395such a blatant attempt by the dairy industry lmao. imagine if we lost our shit over peanut butter
you lads heard of Gail'saka Greggs for Tarquinthe prices are obscene. OBSCENE.Still this is the price you pay to keep the riff raff away
>>219178395Oat juice now is it?
>>219178396Leftypol would still defend it
i imagine you struggle quite hard with even the easiest pokemon games
>>219178366nah it's a pokemon
rory stewart and alastair campbell having hot steamy sex 4k
>>219178422It's lush though
>>219178422Honestly doesn't look worth it
>>219178422Looks shite
>>219178434read that as rod stewart initially
>>219178422nah m&s will do
>>219178428?
>>219178422there's only one /cooplands/
>>219178422mad to think these will be the standard prices in a few years time
>>219178363when i worked at a call centre they briefly tried to make us call customers sir and ma'ameveryone hated it including the customers
Is that lad who has dated escorts here?
>>219178422looks like shit from lidl
>>219178427>it's not happening >it's good for everyone >it's payback for colonialism
>>219178478ummypops x
>>219178442be quiet leaf boy>>219178447you raise a bloody good point
>>2191784834 for £1 is brazy
>>219178067Have you tried supressing all your saddness and never showing outwardly?
>>219178464where does sir rosenior do his shopping crodie?
thank you Steven J Miller of fat families fame
>>219178478>she named it PikaJust pathetic
>>219178436what's your go-to order?might drop by on the morrow
four fried chickensand a coke
>>219178518Trump will be gone by the time Farage is PM
>>219178513as i've mentioned previously, i made that up for attentionthank you for your reply
Someone ask leftypol what happened to the Celts when the Anglo Saxons invaded
>>219178519well that's not very nice
might have a bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes
what is unc going on about now ffs
>>219178580pretty expensive as i recall
>>219178395read this as cat milk at first and a wide range of feelings hit me all at once
>>219178546you got my cheez whiz boy?
>>219178586he's going senile and full boomer
got the asmr on
Im half Welsh half English
>>219178517calm waitrose
need liverpool football club to score a minimum of four goals every match between now and the end of thje season
have we got time for a few donations?
>>219178595
rorke whispering about semantics in the deepest, darkest corner of the internet until his deathleftypol passing legislation in the real world, overseeing the migration of millions of people every day, displacing whites while infiltrating and crushing opposition
Erika Kirk just sent me a Snapchat video. Do I open it?
I deserve to live in a trailer in rural Arkansas
debaser is really embarrassing himself on /gaygen/
the male gf
the yankification of the average male british zoomer
>>219178586Trying to avoid any real policy making, just faffing about with oat milk and working from home.
mt unbutton sir rosenior crisp charles tyrwhitt
>>219178683Those boobs are rather unshapely
>>219178686what's that pert little twink done now?
>>219178695I hate to be old man yelling at clouds but I'm getting irrationally angry at how Americanised we are becoming
>>219178683the milk's gone bad
attention
>>219178728always "bro this, bro that"seldom hear zoomers refer to each other as "mate" these days
>>219178741willy twitched at this post
>>219178524Me: Peppermint tea, salmon and cream cheese bagel, crisps, cheese straw and a cookieGfberg: Iced matcha latte and a croissant
>YouTube finally blocked adblockers on Microsoft Edgewhich browser do you lads use to evade ads lads?I cannot do the ads thing and I SHAN'T be getting YT Premium.
choosing my outfit for when I meet the two toil lasses for coffee tomorrow
Which one are you?
jewtube broke ublock can't watch vides now
>>219178754
>>219178766Freetube
>>219178766for me it's zenbrave if youre a chromium man their vertical tabs are limited but sufficient
happy birthday nick ar
>>219178766invidious, lil nigga
>>219178778ronwe
>>219178778cancer
kemi has gross hair. you cant be pm and have dandruff
>>219178778mammon is literally me
dogberg doin his dogberg thang
sir keir starmer turn the rain machine off NOWim SICK OF IT
is this too formal for my coffee with the toil lasses tomorrow?
Miliband is correct. photovoltaic panels and batteries are the future, but some people demand coal
I wish it was Thursday evening
>>219178828fuck that. give me nuclear
>>219178824slut
love all the life is strange gamesprobably my favourite game franchise of all timethat or football manager
>>219178838why?
>>219178746sup brome naan is from ol' blightyhaha
why are you speaking to otjher girls
turn on the news lads james van der beek is dead
>>219178828Fossil fuels have been the last century but we can't use them cause muh climate Here's to decades more despotism
Gabriella Wilde sex arse
>>219178778pruflas looks comfy, i get a pet bear and a horn. or maybe paymon although it sounds like a lot of responsibly
right well i have one of these and i'm western
>>219178824Yeah, that picture of a cartoon butterfly wearing a scarf is too formal for coffee with the toil lasses.
>>219178860If he were a Pokemon he'd be Beekachu (but dead)
think I've caught an sti
>>219178819Drink up bitch, we're having a hosepipe ban in June
>>219177845posted the ugly trannies again award
>>219178873thought everyone got these
nigga name van der beek
>>219178873im canonically latinx and ive done have one so maybe youve got mine
>>219178844
>>219178865They are kinda mid desu. renewables mog since they're so much cheaper and batteries finna getting better each year
>>219178766brave browser with ublock originpeople tell you brave is enough but it will occasionally miss some
>>219178873BCG gang we out here
>>219178909Small Terrifying Imp?
>>219178918obviously not ugly
Who in this thread is gormless? Speak up of you are gormless.
>>219178938was just saying this to my papa
>>219178766I use firefox with ublock and I never see shit
>>219178846If it was Thursday evening then tomorrow would be Friday, the most delicious day of the week ;)
>Man United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says in @skynews interview “the UK has been colonised by immigrants”what a grim bloke
>>219178860he's in heaven shagging michelle trachtenberg now x
>>219178926>>219178855
>>219178938We have skyhigh energy bills thoughbeit
>>219178959yeah maybe to a blind person
>>219178984sorry?
And for you, lads?Cans?Been on the BIG fucking cans the past few daysMight as well get them again
post-bath tea about to go down a treat
Do security guards look like this in your country?
Falling down the schizo girl rabbit hole now.Falling asleep listening to this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYUOeSgSDjA , browsing r/grippysocks and watching vlogs of women larping as depressed losers like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHj8BZ_xWms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwgo553a028https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgHnBFuCy1M
>>219178860>james van der beek is dead
tummyberg is going through the ringer today
am i not good enough
Rape is legal in the UK
Damn she's already doing O2 too late to see her without spending hundreds now
>>219179026>Insane Dolt
might get the BIG bottles of wine for friday night steamingtoil lads
>>219179039Not true
trekked through such a dodgy shithole to get to argos earlierfucking hate gypsies
rorkes da
>>219179027err please don't post my asmr gf
>>219178977jews don't go to heaven
Don't like how normies are appropriating incel culture
>>219179064objectively slaying
>>219179036this is what you've been reduced to? pathetic
A METHUSELAH OF BIG WINE PLEASE BARKEEP
>>219179040youd have to pay me hundreds to go
>>219178518From that one montage of clips
>>219179064Why do they always dress like tarts or little girls. No inbetween
bit drunk and I have to go into gay porn work tomorrow
on a serious note I do have my bum out
>>21917886048fucking hell how do I avoid the arae cancer that killed him?reckon i could start by quitting smoking
>>219179124get it back in cheers
>>219179025Oooohh wuppa
>>219179079please don't call me that when I'm sickpositive affirmations only please
>>219179134no processed meatmore fibre
LIVERPOOL
you can't post the apu's
*stands at the urinal next to you and pulls my cock out* *the pungent aroma of unwashed bellend fills the air*
>>219179040>Olivia Dean>Vick Hope>MabelWMBF makes such kino daughters
>>219178860don;t know who that is but thanks for informing me
>>219179141never reply to any of my posts ever again.
>>219179177
>>219179032rest in peace crying nigga meme
Valentine's Day plans? It's on Saturday.
>>219179156is this the air vent thing with the evil looking statues on one side that remind you of archive 81
>>219179169*nudges you with my elbow*wanking hard, or hardly wanking?ha!*continues pissing*
Face sitting is illegal
got my willy out
put a pill in a mcflurry i'm goofy
>>219179196custard wank
>>219179150i'm sick too but it's a head cold, everything tastes like snot. hope you're feeling better soon
Seeing so many variations of:"I personally identify with Keir Starmer so it's confusing that he's near universally despised" [continues for several hundred more words]
>>219179196Got the big wank planned. Maybe partaking in any special Valentines day deals domino's has on offer
Why is face sitting illegal
do it for the money like a clown watch me falling down
>>219179235suffocation hazard
got my hands up for Detroit
>>219179232On here or on your personal forrum?
I have some thought I'd like to share about my newly purchased first home in the next thread if that's ok
NEW>>219179269>>219179269>>219179269
>>219179235the ruling class simply loves to destroy any working class thrills
>>219179196being lazy at home but i'll make a nice dinner and a heart shaped red velvet cake which is probably a bit gay but why not
>>219179196Might hire an escortOr just get a cheeky Asian massage
>>219179196Posting here obviously
>>219178778And also Leonard was there too
>>219179040Extremely average singer
>>219179372howling
