Paul Kaye edition
post-bath tea about to go down a treat
Why did my cock smell of smegma even though I washed it last night and didn't wank since then?
wanking my cockdoing my pooblogging about my newly purchased first homethinking major thoughts
Hey guys so if it's ok I'll share some thoughts on my newly purchased first home in this thread
Rape is legal in the UK
>>219179286'ummycock'
>>2191792321blog on
might have a cheddar and parmesan wrap for supper
looking forward to some newly purchased first home posting
This man did as much damage to the culture of England as any MP, banker or immigrant.
I misjudged that Lola Young she can sing
Face sitting is middle class not working class
>>219179286My cock smells like a dead fish and it is red and sore with multiple cuts and broken skin, puss oozing, and crustiness where it healed and then the dead skin sloughed off again.
100k net worth 2026 is still very much on the card
Of tae get the BIG chips and the BIG cans, lads.Anyone want anything x
>>219179286>>219179298Have you lads met?
>>219179296i'm not home of sexual
>>219179294Proceed
26k in equity so farPlottingScheming Contemplating
Cause I'm too messy Then I'm too fucking clean
>>219179338Yeah a photo of the big chips and the big cans
>>219179338yeah i'd love for you to fuck off you boring twat
>>219179336im at over 200k now
off to big paki shop to get some big paki tinnies and a big paki bag of tangy toms
>>219179359don't be unreasonable
Shit film
the wank dungeon
>>219179356
screech>>219178288
I have never poo screamed
>>219179390yeah i always found braveheart quite boring
>>219179336>>219179350>>219179364250k net worth for me, but it doesn't feel good. Like in Britain is just fucking shit.
the big pot noodle might have to get scranned
It’s all gone Pete Tong
>>219179390Outlaw King is miles better
Just saw an embarrassing post made on the 'logue by an Australian. A rare dip in form
>>219179390Why
right the figure skaters have fucked it
>>219179427Not sure why you'd go out of your way to beat up a stranger because they like cock. Literally who cares.
Who has a date for Valentine’s Day?
>Mest relevante
For me, it's still South Asian GF 2026 or CeX employee GF 2026.
the wfh millionaire brit shaggers
$15 quadrillion net worth me
>>219179470I want to marry the goth girl at Greggs in 2026
>>219179432>but it doesn't feel good. Like in Britain is just fucking shit.taxes go up, your work gives you less money.40% tax rate in europe, and its also filled with brown benefit recipients. there's nowhere to go for the white man. at some point, you've got to tip your hat to israelis, they destroyed europe totally
>>219179459Says in the Koran to throw them off buildings doesn't it? You're not islamophobic are you? Because that would be a hate crime.
>>219179390>>219179424>>219179444butthurt english
Brushing my tongue but the toothbrush went down too far so have to sit in the garden for 10 mins trying not to throw up
>>219179482west senpai hunited
>>219179432>>219179364unpaid mortgate doesnt count
Sold a fleet of yachts to a tech billionaire last week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knNkVysMlTg
f a m
>>219179518how's gaben doing
>>219179470I still have my 2025 Chinese gf
How does everyone in /brit/ have a massive willy? I don't get it. What is it about this place that brings in the large willy section of the population
>>219179488Yes, that's a good GF 2026 goal
>>219179504>>219179447yanks LOVE braveheart lmao
>>219179528looks like she's being attacked by the eponymous miniature military men from 1991's hit fillum 'toy soldiers'
in possession of a willy
>>219179567Yeah but is it massive?
>>219179543High prenatal testosterone exposure causes Autism
>>219179567show me?
>>219179528not a fan of saying mean things about strangers but I actually wished she'd died. not really sure why, I just don't like her lol. ah well nvm.
why does he pretend he drinks the cans?
>>219179356The type of song I can only listen to when steaming
don't know any women
I'm far more likely to commit suicide this year than to get a gf
>>219179567that's mine
>>219179390haven't seen it but apocalypto is great
got retard strength
>>219179593i know women from toilnone are my friends
2mg of Estradiol down the hatch
That existential feeling of dread has returned.
>>219179579>>219179584nox
>>219179513200k includes equity but not the total mortgageif i sold up, id get about 120k back in cash
adblocker for youtube still works if your ublock isn't working
this friday we're having a biggest virgin freak competition on /brit/
got two hobgoblins in the fridge. was going to save them for tomorrow but I'm gagging for a cock up me bum. I mean a beer in me belly.
>>219179594>>219179593Maybe stop being a nonce
>>219179613
>>219179623my ublock is working thanks for your concern
i've only had sex with 1 woman about a dozen timesthat was 15 years ago, and there is near 0 chance of me having it again
>>219179638>>219179636>>219179623didn't ask
>>219179636There's no point showing up as I'll easily win
>>219179638i've got one (1) bottle of hobgoblin imperial in for tomorrow already looking forward to it
>>219179636
Getting on the booze
>>219179599apocalypto is excellentbraveheart is ridiculous yankslop that makes the scottish look like cavedwelling barbarian mongs and simpletonsalso they include the battle of stamford bridge but forget to include a bridgecan't believe we put up a fucking statue of mel gibson over it, utterly cucked nation
Tonight's supper:Half a spicy beef and cheese wrap4 potato smiles (used to weigh down the corners of the air fryer liner whilst reheating the wrap)2 tbsp sauerkraut 2 tbsp kimchi1 actimel yoghurt drink 1 glass kombucha1 mug ginger tea
>>219179668are you a recovering alcoholic trying to keep the wolf from the door? because you should give in to temptation :)
>>219179651>15 years agoUNCasaurus rex
wish i looked like that
in any base building game i build in the shape of a swastika
The Epstein emails taught me that most people are in constant contact with their friends. They also have interesting challenges, battles, ups and downs. They share these experiences with their friends too.I've never emailed or texted with anyone and my life is a constant slurry of grey meaningless drudgery.
>>219179684i've had two (2) beers this eveningtrying to have a diet so binge drinking is right out
>>219179682Sir Dodgy Belly
>>219179618
phoneposting and YouTube won't play in a background tab
>>219179710Had a big drink Monday so I'm rebuilding my gut microbiome
>>219179699
>>219179651sonce sex with multiple women but must be over 10 years since ive done the sexdont think i'll ever do it again now
>>219179699based;)
>>219179731get f droid and install pipe pipe*he said virgin freakishly*
>>219179651you should try it again some time
>>219179731lol @ u typing this away in utter silence
valentines soonstill no bf
OI get your own gameshow host
I haven’t had sex in a year and it’s been at least 3 months since I’ve kissed a girl
>>219179784err got the tunes on thank you very much, but wanted the asmr on
>>219179791*terrible kiwi accent*OH BOO FUCKING HOO
>>219179470>South Asian GF 2026ktim
Gonna have a cheeky 4:40pm coffee haha
>>219179789Bet it feels weird being gay and going out for Valentines. Surrounded by man and woman couples and you're two big hairy blokes sitting there
>>219179790
>>219179613-the canadian school shooter
>>219179723
>>219179791Never got off with a girl without it immediately leading to sex. Not had sex loads of times but I can't imagine snogging and then just stopping and saying see you later.
Just been blackpilled on /cum/ :\
>>219179821i'm not big or hairy and i'm not a "bloke"
supiki aeuuu
>homer bimpson
>>219179878
mad how autism exists
Anglos have been the world's daily laughing stock for the past few years nonstop. Get a grip, lads. Stop raping children.
>>219179906
>>219179932wouldn't be surprised if i had it. will never test though
winton overwatch
I am gay x
>>219179933What is that thing you attach to all your posts?
>>219179933
>>219179932I will never be free of its imprisinous grasp
>>219179968it's an avatar.. :/
>>219179528Only got herself to blame
>>219179933What the
got the nine feet underground Nigel blows a tune loves a friend make it 76 dance of the seven paper hankies hold grandad by the nose honest I did dissociation 100% proof on
>>219179933Thank you mate. I will stop raping the child now
>>219179986nun she cud do
belay that ordah
this is me
>>219179983What of
>>219179948don't see the point as an adultalready got a job and it's not like you get extra support as an adult like you do at school or whateverbasically just a letter from the government proclaiming you a spaz
Mad how in America you can just walk into Tesco and buy a shotgun
I'm a weird vf Wish I could live in solitude the rest of my days
SAD!
no girlfriend for valentines me
>>219179974What does it feel like to be autistic
>>219180019I'm going to get a new shotgun soon.
y'all got walmarts in england?
>>219179854Not all of us are sluts mate
electro rorke
>>219180054If I was American I'd go doopin mental and buy tonnes of guns and get into hunting. Muzzleloaders look fun.
>>219180001Leftypol clicking his fingers and mouthing "yes". Because he is autistic as well
Wanted to go cinema for Valentines but all they're playing is that Wuthering Heights shite and don't want to pay to watch that crap
any confident about the year of their birth less confident about their age when asked man in?
>>219180057
business idea:bar for incels
>>219180057No sir.
what about a themfriend :>
In days of old, men like me wouldn't have made it out of infancy
>>219180085probably one of the single most loved stories ever told in the history of mankindbut not good enough for you presumably
>>219180019Yes, England was once esteemed as a land of liberty too.
>>2191800872000 born menever a problem
>>219179854Did that loads with my ex, was good fun but you make a mess in your boxers from the 'recum.
>>219180031I need a tower in a castle to brood in
>>219180085>Wuthering HeightsPure fall asleep in English class materialSnoring loudly in the classroomRequired essay due next week
Proto gf is 3 years younger than me. Evil freak I am
hate how women like being choked they're all such horrible little things
>>219179269paul gay
heathcliff its me
UM x
>catch the bus into town with my mates at 8am>head to gamestation>buy a few cheap second hand games>go to the corner shop>crisps, sweets and energy drinks>we all goes back home and log on xbox live>hop in party chat>lunchtime rolls around, 'za from domino's>gaming and snacking for the rest of the daythe 2011 saturday routine as it were
>>219180079put a donk on it
>>219180053if you imagine being on a different planet, it's like that. most people around you have different thought processes that you can't connect with. you are permanently an alien
Post pics you've never seen on /brit/
hate how women like being raped
>>219180108Rather watch the old ones
>>219180143Porn addict logic innit. Detox
>>219180161https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SbTd3-16Rc
i'm playing JUNO!!!!!!
>>219180166That's not a picture. Fuck you
>>219180176mate of mines mrs used to like him wearing a bally and pretending to violently rape her
we live in a farce
>>219180085The Odeon are showing lord of the rings, you could join the incels in watching that>>219180108Apparently it's shite and they've turned it into a porno
um
I just talk to women like I would talk to a child or even a pet cat/dog Women would be fine if everyone did this but retards insist on elevating them or some odd reason
>>219180205Can’t imagine your mates are normal people, especially if they share that with you
>>219180166
can't stop wuthering
>>219180238never post my /cric/ webms in /brit/ again
>>219180225miss usenet
>>219180226Just what northern ireland needs, more sectarianism
>>219179680i've seen references to it on here and assumed it was a joke but now i see it was real. i guess they thought it would help boost tourism to cater to the movie's fans? it's honestly so funny
Mifflin Devin
>>219180202Never said it was
might commit the ol' 'one-off' rape
*starts foaming at the mouth and convulsing*
raping my own arse and it wont be a one-off
>>219180199juno
despy on the botty
been reading the feedback the escort I've been seeing leaves for other clientsseems she uses the term "sexy" when they have a big penis
*starts foaming at the arse*
Prince Andrew sent this to Jeffrey Epstein
HAY HAY THE WYTHE SWANBY GODES SOULE I AM THY MAN
>>219180275You can only do that if you're brown
Naming my daughter the traditional Irish name Shithéad
>>219179680>William Wallace>the Battle of Stamford BridgeDid you mean Stirling Bridge you numpty?
>>219180304ok
I think, on this occasion, both Rorke and Leftypol would want all of the Epstein files to be made public
>>219180304>between 6 and 7
>>219180311rorke...
>Vonn 'making progress' after third leg operationthought this meant something else for a second
>>219180321Shithéad Ní Caoímhdhtáín
>>219180226Wonder if we have any norn ironers in /brit/
>>219180339>third leg operationShe's a bloke?
>>219180333yeah most people who aren't billionaires are anti-noncery, regardless of their political compass
>>219180339if she had a cock i would throat it tbf
>>219180256me getting my morning exercises in
>>219180308Played as him in EUV
>>219180218just a cheeky one off rape init m8bloody wokes
>>219180304I looked up Hari NYC, it's a yoga studio that used to be on 30th street between 6th and 7th Avenue. Looks like it's closed or relocated but that's where it was at one point.
>>219179680>yankslop that makes the scottish look like cavedwelling barbarian mongs and simpletonsreckon they managed that themselves lad
>>219180347hello
>>219180332You’re okay with this??
>>219180352why do you do the things you do
>>219180304Doesn't read like one of his emails at all
dont know what this means because i dont watch "foot" "ball"
>>219180352
>>219180376?
>>219180304looks like the sender has been redacted to me
>>219180383mad how she cant fight back
>>219180384keep seeing her on X (formerly twitter) and she's absolutely grim
>>219180304Literally nothing wrong with enjoying young pussy fleshThis is just a witch hunt against redblooded straight men
>>219180359Oh my days you are dumb obviously they use code.“I looked up cheese pizza and it’s actually just a type of pizza so don’t worry nothing nefarious going on here bro”Mong
personally i dont think any actual noncery or disturbing events took place on epsteins island.i just think he shipped in young, legal, sluts and escorts of which he and others shagged, possibly in big billionaire orgies.i dont think anyone was trafficked, enslaved, or ritually murdered and cannibalised.
>>219180340pronounced "cyan i compton"
>>219180354His motto of 'It is as it is' was pretty cool.
>>219180407rorke they weren't shipping kids in high end cabinets let it go
>>219180355>alright come on that's two rapes now this is starting to take the piss, any more of that and we'll stop sending women to strip off in front of you for medical exams
>>219180407except for all the other times when they don't use code at all and are very casual about their communicationsilliterate zoomer mong
>>219180397Imagine the hand jobs.
>>219180410Oh yeah because ordering a 18+ prozzie is so fucking hard as a billionaire I need Jeffrey Epstein to do that for meYeah right
>>219180347There used to be some and they would argue with the irish all the time
mad what them tranny drugs can do nowadays
>>219180370How goes it lad?
>>219180435the country's gone
>>219180423of course hed endorse that message he gets to be king
he's literally me
>>219180410How are you going to blackmail someone with footage of normal consensual sex with legal adults?
Is there a thread or a board on 4chan that is exclusively for gay men? Thanks in advance
>>219180465right that;s me makign a GP appointment for HRT tomorrow isnt it
>tranny drugsAnother thing discussed between Epstein and Jewish billionaires in the emails
Stop raping, ser
>>219180473His wife, Philippa of Hainault, had the motto of Ich wyndemuth'.
>>219180478lmao
>>219180485have you got a big knob
>>219180234Oh how naive you are
>>219180501love r dunc, me
>>219180446it was a secluded spot and they let someone else arrange it all for them. makes sense to me. >>219180479you might want to think about that a bit more thoroughly
If it was all for blackmail why couldn’t they have done what Chris Hansen did? Why did they actually have to hurt kids they didn’t need to do that
>>219180526far from it
>>219180478Did he send that to himself?
>>219180220Don't like Lord of the Rings. Most likely thing I'd want to watch is that Chris Hemsworth Halle Berry action film
>>219180304>Promise an abundant of young pussy flesh .......
>>219180554then its not possible
>>219180485Few months time and half of /brit/ will be willing to tear up your pink arsehole
Clown nation
caramelldansen is pretty listenable ngl
>>219180538>secluded spotAnother thing billionaires don’t have access to…>someone else arrange it all for themHow old are you that you think ordering a prostitute is something that requires some sort of skill to do
>>219180580Sauce?
>select the one thats not like the othersand its literally always the one thats weirdmakes u think!
>>219180527They need to start doing sex education for immigrants like you. You’re not in dehli mate, girls aren’t begging to be raped
>>219180586Starmer literally said we’ve become an island of strangers he’s just as bad as ratcliffe Atleast ratcliffe had the balls to say what he thought and not just use dog whistles
>>219180598my gf
>>219180601Did this one and a picture of me came up
>>219180593i think you're being intentionally obtuse
Aladdin
>>219180601no idea what you're on about pal
>>219180629princess jasmine
>>219180630FOLB
still no concrete methodology to measure your knob
>>219180628Could say the same about you
>>219180658Sir Suckit Andsee
leftypol and rorke sharing a rare moment of unity as they bop out to nettspend together
alright simmer down
Why can't I just have sex with the escort and not get attached to her lads?Is this normal? Or is it because she's my type? Think I'm gonna see her one more time then give up unless the next session goes amazingly well. But honestly with how I'm feeling now, I don't know if I'll even be able to get an erection unless I try viagra.I just don't think she likes me. I'm half tempted to just bail on her now but I have agreed to see her again on Sunday 22nd so I'll have to stick with it. But after that I won't message her to set up the next meeting as I've done before. If she asks me to set up another meeting, then I know she's interested in having me as a client. Otherwise, nah.She's said I'm handsome but how do I know she isn't lying? I thought she was smart but she's vapid and can't even spell properly looking at her profile on AdultWork. She's seen me 5 times but she seemed very cool with me when I left her place last Sunday. I just don't get it. It's annoying because I thought we had a good rapport but she has soured on me I think. Or is she getting complacent because I'm seen as an easy regular?
>>219180586the fall of epstein has signalled that the great replacement crew arent going to last all the billionaires are going to start countersingaling it now
could probably fit their entire cock and bollocks into my mouthsaw pierbi doing that
>>219180685*rapes you to death*and don't come back!
oh so everyone's saving their posts for the newright
my type = first woman to talk to him in 29 years. even then it's purely a financial decision from her point of view
>>219180742*sweats nervously trying to think of a post*
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