Eileen edition>>219174450
China
>>219180634Need to moisture that dryness around her nose with some of my warm cummies
Ooooh you touch my talala
>>219180703Ooo my ding ding dong
watchin destiny
Real white women mog everyone else so hard it's literally insane.You could put the "hottest" Korean, Chinese or Japanese star next to this woman and they would look like trolls.
>>219180700Eileen isn't for lewd
I’m a grower, not a shower.So don’t be fooled by what’s in your mouth when you start sucking on my flaccid Benis because pretty soon you’ll be choking on a fat rod of meat!
Why should someone be gay?
about to poo myself
>>219180752To pwn chuds
American figure skaters are massively MAD because France snatched away their gold medal
>>219180820Damn I like don't really care
>>219180634I hope she gets hit by a bus and dies.
How do I get into a soviet steroid doping program
https://pastebin.com/raw/2XPVb4P1This is a pedophile from Sverigetråden
>>219180853Big win for EuropeMassive massive big loss for North America !
>>219180903GoodI love Europe
>>219180691Look at income and quality of life metrics
>>219180902Report him to the police?
>>219180864Nope she'll keeping clearing 10s of millions, graduate from Stanford, marry a private equity Chad and live her best life.
I hate zoomers for popularizing free shooters
>>219180933Look at middle class people fleeing blue states to live in red states Income means nothing if your dollar is worth less
>muh red states kek chuds are delulu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owTPZQQAVyQThoughts, in you are cunt?
Poor people in Mississippi probably own a house with a little bit of land Upper middle class people in California are renters
>>219180820I like the French skater. She's super jacked. I wish she would kill me.
>>219180941Not illegal to be a pedophile in Sweden
>>219181011Why are you acting as if beating up an elderly person half their size is worth bragging about
>>219181047MIGGERS getting KOd is always based.
>>219180634>>219180735MOGGED >>219180724
>>219181059I agree. Anything that makes people hate niggers is a good thing
Went on a Brazilian escort site, filtered for blacks and mulattos, and pulled my pud to the preview pics
who cares about the sex trafficking ring? have you seen the stock market lately?
>>219181115The toddler rapists control the stock market
>>219181157pretty hard to compete with that level of psychopathy
good night brossssssssssss
Where are my manufacturing jobs Trump?
>>219181070Hapas always clear
Does being rich and powerful makes you want to rape toddlers or do you have to rape toddlers to be rich and powerful
>>219181047fat brownoids don't have many victories to brag about
>>219181227
>be me, milennial boomer>working out in the gym>a bunch of black and brown teenagers barge in, taking all the equipment>they start (jokingly?) talking about which of them is the 'chuddiest of chuds'>start spouting more 4chan speakI can't do this anymore. I want my special secret club back.
this nigga got benchmogged by broccolihead newfags
do you like hapa girls
>>219181272years ago there were broccoli-haired zoomers talking about mewing and blackpills unironically at my gym and at that moment i realized i was getting old>>219181298usually they just take an hour rotating on the bench doing 1pl8 1RMs. maybe the alpha zoomer of the group will go for up to 5 reps.
>>219181390she's cute but the piercing is unnecessary. somehow a hidden inner mouth piercing is more disgusting to me, kind of like how i don't mind ultra-tatted girls but think it's silly when girls just have a lone tattoo on their wrist or ankle.
>>219181390They are permitted in the ethnostate
Canada needs gun control.
>>219181390She's gorgeous, love her pits
>>219181026She’s actually Canadian and only recently got her French passport like a couple of months ago
>>219181490y'all see what the shooter looks like?
>>219181609nigga that's chris farley
I KNOW I'M A SINNER BUT I CAAAAAAAAAAN'T SAY NO(SAY NO)
I like the fact that Catholics have the most hardcore teaching on the afterlife only those that are Catholic can be saved
Thomas the tank engine fetish art.
>>219180634No refunds.
>>219181678between this and the lindsay vonn thing i hope chinese incels and american incels can find common ground over our enjoyment watching women fail
>>219181678she thought she was sexy flanders
>>219181678When she wins, it's China's winWhen she loses, it's America's lossThis is what the US media has taught me
nothing feminine about embroideryreal men know that soft palms aint be sewing
Finally took my fossil to the museum and got me a Tirtouga
Stop saying "fuck this gay earth", be positive
sup faggots
>>219180700lol
>be delusional
>>219180724So true…
>>219181753Historically men made up the majority of embroidery and sewing work. Even going back to Medieval times it was thought then to be a man's trade. It only changed in the past 80 years or so.
Love this straight earth
>>219181800no it happened earlier like during world wars when women had to go work in factories cause their men were at war
What is your opinion on Bangladesh?
>>219181609That’s an incorrect identification that came out just after it happened. Wrong troon, albeit a possible relative, based on having the same surname and family connections to the town in which the incident occurred.The real troon shooter looks like pic related.
Watching The Quartering
>>219181678What a silly goose
>>219181900>>219181900Watch caseoh
>>219181894Common sense troon control now
4
>>219181913Yes but we need to get rid of all guns in Canada first.
Which one of you is sharp as a bowling ball?
Sad :/
Bought one of those big ass curved monitors and it is giving me a headache and looks like shit, exchanging it for 2 regular monitors this weekend
>>219181912He's like if Boogie was actually the nice guy he tried to make himself out to be at first
WHY ARE YOU SO FAR AWAY FROM ME?I NEED HELP AND YOU'RE WAY ACROSS THE SEA
>>219181982>>219181998We love our dear deerposter don’t we folks
You know I’ve never listened to any Bad Bunny music or have known of him before that whole halftime show thing, but reading all those articles about how he’s like this massive international sensation and his music a blend of different genres and whatnot I expected something at least.Turns out it’s the biggest horseshite trash pile of music ever.Incredible how awful that performance was.
>>219182033So true
I like Bad Bunny's music
>>219180634first for alysa
Honestly Bhad Bhabie performing Gucci Flip Flops would have better, that song lowkey (!) goes hard
>>219182110Her boyfriend is black
>>219182169god FUCKING damnit
>>219182169How does that affect you personally
>>219181872I never believed the big dog was guilty, this one looks much more malicious
>>219182009no
>>219180724post some hot white woman then
>>219182186In Germany, people try to not be judgmental about people's personal lives
>>219182169Yeah, me
>>219182220Millie Bonnie Bongiovi, née Brown
I just hope I’m generating sufficient value for the shareholders.
>>219182169hnnnnnnnng
>>219182110I remember my manic 1st gf now
>>219182247where is brown poster?he would call her brown
>>219182089
We thugged out in this bitch
mass shooting in canada
I never had a gf in my life, I'm ugly
there is no salvation outside the Roman Catholic Church
>>219182247white women who look like that aren't popular in this country white women who look like that are usually popular herethis woman is German and lived in south koreawe usually like women with soft looks women with strong looks aren't popular here
AND IN THIS CORNER ITS THE SULTAN OF SUAVE, THE BEAST OF THE MIDDLE EAST, OSAMMMAAAAAA BINNNNNN LADDDEEEEEEEEEN
I'm flattered
>>219182502I knew it. Those fuckers love us.
IT'S OVER
>>219180634>America is Israels dog If you removed America and Israel 99 percent of the world issues would disappear
>>219181800All work is men's work because women are incompetent
If I was gonna sleep with a guy this would be the background songhttps://youtu.be/z92bmlcmyq0
>>219182615especially blowjobs
>>219181440>i don't mind ultra-tatted girls but think it's silly when girls just have a lone tattoo on their wrist or ankleif they're ultra-tatted it means at least they have commitment to a certain image of themselves, good or bad the lone tattoo indicates a short-sighted person who doesn't think clearly about their identity, always be wary of a girl(or guy) with a single or small amount of incongruent flash tattoos
>>219182679still haven't found a girl that can suck dick well
she went out with a bang lol
>>219181197good night.
>>219180634 >yfw you will never rest your head on her chest after you've fucked her all night long Why even live anymore
>>219182709That's why guys do it best
Just found out a tranny shot up a school in Canada. Sorry to hear that. Should we blame trannies, guns, or both?
>>219182743Can't really ban guns more than they already are without pushback, that community had a legitimate use case for their long guns.
>>219181609dutchniggas have some explaining to do
>>219182732Why don't I enjoy sex? I've been with multiple attractive women and done all kinds of shit, but have never enjoyed it. I don't cum. I'm uncomfortable the whole time too. I'm not gay, before you ask. I enjoy cuddling, and making out and stuff, but sex makes me sad and uncomfortable. Did the Jews cause this somehow?
>>219182743first, it's canada's fault for being a shitty place to live.second, it's the hatchet job's fault for being raised by a single mother (many such cases!)third, it's my fault for not saying his pronouns
>>219182743It's the guns. Canada needs gun control right now.
>>219182709I have found several, there are slurpers, there are slow suckers, there are girls that fuck their own face, there are ones that treat your dick like it's fragile, there are ones that think it can be roughly treated, some swallow, some want it on their face, some want nothing to do with your cum, and some don't know what they are doing but it still feels good, some act like they are choking on it, but they sound like they love it, so many BJ styles.
i havne't had a blowy in 10 years
pupsters made a fucking wreck and im too lazy to clean it
>>219182743capitalism and transphobia
I go for trannies now to be honestBetter head, cuddles, better shit on the tv while groping them, tighter holeIf you get a hot one it's an overall upgrade
I guess one day I’ll probably have my life suddenly and unexpectedly terminated. My head split open by a bullet fired without reason by somebody I’ve never met. Probably yet another stochastic spasm of random violence from some terminally online outcast with no reason to live. I can only hope that I never hear it coming.
Canada's culture of school shooting needs to stop
If I was in british colombia it wouldn't have gone down like that
i have to wait another week for my guitar. fuck this retarded chud nigger life of mine. i just want to play guitar thats all i ask its all i want fuck you why god
If I was in BC I wouldn't haven't been trans kinda cringe vibes tbhdesuyo
You probably don't even hear it when it happens right?
at any point some chud or tranny can decide to blow away the lives of dozens of people and there's nothing you can do about it
I think if the trans IT had a Phil Leotardo like figure to set them on the straight and narrow like that one scene in Sopranos it wouldn't have gone down like that
>>219182981Heh. Maybe if you get your head blown off. But just a normal shot? I bet you get a sense that something has gone horribly wrong and a nice final hit of panic before the lights go out,
>>219182382>mass trooning>followed by…>mass troon shootings
Chuds hold yours and everybody's lives in the palm of their hands like gods
>>219183036get this jeet a research grant!
corr magnanimious pooberg diss was>>219182709honestlyyou hairfta teach em how to do good handjobs and blowjobsdesu i best most ppl dont even kno how to give themselves an optimal handbergtook me a long time to figure it outand the necessity of lubrication
>>219182840>better shit on the tvDo you mean more shit on your cock?
i like this woman in one of my college classes, last week she told me about her yeast infection, this week she showed up and literally unbuttoned her shirt so her entire full bra and stomach was exposed the entire classwhat message is she trying to send me (keep in mind when i tried to talk her she ignored me and turned her head away)
I don't think there's an instant loss of consciousness, it doesn't really make sense. Like the guys with their heads chopped off, they probably see from the POV of the ground head on the ground for a couple seconds before it fades away.I'd imagine the shock is just so insane your body doesn't even react.
>>219183069She sounds like someone you should rush into a serious relationship with and/or get pregnant
>>219183069once a girl told me about some vaginoid infectionpropa mindbogglin' dat was esp. coz like it was in a corridor where anywun in their room could obviously hear diss foid publicpy airing her vaginoid infectionpropa disturbin it was
>>219182247she looks like a tranny why do white """"men"""" like dude looking women?
>>219183078I think you’re right. I imagine there might be a relatively instant loss of consciousness in extreme circumstances. Like getting completely blown apart in an explosion or like those guys who died in the submarine disaster. But otherwise I imagine it’s more like a fade out.
>>219183063I usually put on some anime movie, it gets them in the mood. They go clean their asshole out after we get back to my place and come out with it clean.After I already got in there once I get them to spoon with me from the jump so I can tease their tits and rub my cock up against their ass before the movie is even half an hour in
>>219183057i think it's because i've got a big dick and i get nothing but teeth
that's really cool anon, thanks for sharing
>>219183078yeh but like they probs dont even know what they seeingi reckon it could be complete unconscious instantlike you just loss a whole bunch of electrical signal exchange wiv rest of your body which will like backlash onto rest of central nervous systeminstant loss of not just xygenation from the heart but blood flow in general loss of like energy shiddlike i reckon yeh your brain is probs instamtly fucked within miliseconds
>>219183141THAT'S NOT REAL DUDE
>>219183168this maniac lives fairly close to me
like fink about itlike decapitation is pretty much only cause of death where you experience instant loss of blood flow
oh waitOBVIcardiac arrest kekbut still decapitation worse fink cozzblood comin out your headno blood coming back.inlike if you do cardiac arresti fink you do instantly become unconscious dont youbut pwople can artificially mimic a heart by doing cpr which keeps your cells functioningly alive until ambulanxe
>>219183166>>219183189Your brain is still in tact though rightWhen you get choked out and your brain loses oxygen it takes a few seconds before you lose consciousness. It's probably a more severe version of some MMA guy choking you out
What if I get instantly atomized by a thermonuclear warhead detonating directly on top of my head?
>>219183168OH MA FUGGIN GOD DUDEOH MA FUGGIN GOD DUDE
>>219183218that would hurt
>>219183069At least in my experience, girls seem to rush into telling you about gross or embarrassing stuff when they’re interested as some kind of shit test, maybe to see how you handle it. You could be in if you want to be.
>>219183215its going to be much mire severe than choking liek instant loss of connection to heart. nothing like choking
>>219183231no it wouldnt you wouldnt feel it are you dizzy bruvinstantly atomizedhow you garn feel yourself get instantly atomizedbrehhomegirl must be smokin' rocksas mc ride would aay
>>219183274are you speaking english buddy? where are you from? ireland?
Maybe consciousness isn’t terminated because religion is real. Maybe when brain activity ceases you find yourself standing before Anubis and he pours you a cold pint. Why shouldn’t that be true?
>>219183299i'd be kind of pissed if god had a british accent
>>219183078Beheading is a weird special case because of the catastrophic loss of blood pressure in the case of a clean cut, which is believed to cause a near-instant loss of consciousness
>>219183181rat alert
>>219183311I think Anubis was around before England was invented. He probably speaks in hieroglyphics.
>>219183340Latin script is ultimately derived from Egyptian hieroglyphs. For example, “A” is an upside down oxen head (see: horns)
why does earwax taste so badnot a pleasant salty flavor like boogers
>>219183370*Dyḗus ph2tḗr doesn’t want you eating earwax
When you die, you wake up in the far future on a cloud server. Hyper-advanced humanoids in the far future figure out how to retroactively resurrect and digitize all human consciousness from across time. They invent Heaven.
>>219180698>mum asking for a grandchild*sigh* MOM!!! WITH FUCKIN WHO???
>>219183398if you still got indians it isn't heaven
>>219183413It reads your individual desires and produces a personalized heaven. It still has commercials though.
>>219183398I don’t really see how human consciousness can be extricable from the human body. An AI or whatever simulating you really accurately still isn’t you; you’d still be dead.
Incels are doing themselves no favors.
If god didn't want me to be an incel he wouldn't have made me ugly
>>219183448only from your perspectiveworld doesn't revolve around you
imagine eating this good
>>219183448I think you’re most likely right. But this sort of cyber-gnosticism is a cool science fiction concept.
>>219183448It's all about continuity of conciousness, really
>>219183481Hmmm
>>219183470My world revolves around me
the shooting happened on my bdaygodspeed, tranny princess
Quantum mechanics is the most successful model of reality and is still not fully understood.
God gave me this burden because he knew nobody else could handle it
I'm not religious but there's a real argument to be made about how all rich powerful famous people are worshipping Satan
>>>/sci/16910848
>>219183547yeah what's up with that
>>219183520how can it be the most successful if we don’t understand it?
>>219183561I feel like I haven’t heard the phrase “the god particle” in a long time. I remember people saying that a lot in the media when the Higgs-Boson was first detected.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture
>>219183529don’t be dramatic, male virginity is very common
Download stremio
Cant wait to get back home, back into the routine, goon my penis off crazy style, go to the gym
>>219183601That's not even the burden I'm talking about
>>219183594The forces of nature are held together by a particle that was theorized but not discovered for millennia. 'God particle' does not have a strictly religious connotation.
>>219183620no
I want do a bump of coke with iJustine I would kill for that bitch she is my queen
>>219180634bit too much white needs an asian gene correction
You guys are pee pee heads
>>219183692I'll show you pee pee! *Pulls out cock*
i have an idea bros
I can't stop staring at my stepdaughter's tits, lads... She's 19 and I'm 39... What should I do?
>>219183561how about the god farticle
>>219183814you should have a daughter that's also your grandaughter in law
>>219183838Then she can sing ‘I am my own grandma’
Dude gang weed?
>>219183849Yeah I think so
>>219183849blinker checkpoint
Telephone job interview tomorrow. I’m so anxious I could get high and jizz all over my own face.
If you have an Interview Just get drunk
>>219183934you have never been employed, macaque
>>219183849wifeberg is taking a nap so I'm gonna go hotbox the bathroom again then take a break from weed after this week
>>219183999ugly women learn to be good wives because they know their options for securing a high value man are limited
>>219183999Girls always got fiances cause they're girls nigga, everything else is irrelevant
Found out my boss doesn't like me, does this happen in your country?
Leukemia and tinnitus are vaccine injuries.
Me coming to /cum/ to tell them about my problems
>>219184028Yeah my boss hates me and is actively trying to get me fired, she can't though because I have a bit of legal protection, which makes her hate me even more
Linuxfags aren't more tech literate, they're just inefficent desu. >You don't know how to use a kernel!Yeah, I don't. When I want a file I just click on the fucking file. When I want to download something, I just fucking download that thing. I don't get why you'd want an OS that's intentionally obtuse unless you're running networks and need something coded for that. It's like bragging about being really good at escape rooms.
>>219184057
not reading allat trannybabble
>>219184069I look like this and I DO this
>>219181390Where did you get this photo of my wife????
>>219184069where did you get this picture of me?
>>219184057There were spikes on the back of the skaters. When he knelt, he could have impaled himself angully
>>219184063They are more tech literate but their shit just isn't necessary for 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999% of people and the ones who like to pretend that it's about security always ignore when you point out that just about every single major distro has been found to be backdoored by the NSA anyway
Time to smoke some weed and play some video games, how about you
>>219184100Everything with a network connection has backoors, it's inherent to having a network connection.
I'm going to pick a random Anon and sexually harass them, it'll be funny if you guys join in>>219183688Hey man, show me some dick pics
>>219183600*winces*
/dead/
I didnt cook boil the pasta for long enough its too al dente
his wife is so fucking uglywhy did he marry that foul creature
Two ladybugs on my toothbrush and one in the sink
>>219184057I like to make big paragraph wall posts that almost no one ever responds to, just flow state writing a whole wall of text is actually pretty enjoyable and relaxing
>>219184391Is that real? Why does she look like a harry potter goblin?
>>219184391That's the dragon he must slay
>>219184398bro is having a foursome
>>219184419Yes it's real. Jordan has always had dogshit taste in aesthetics.
You notice only Indians protested not getting extended work permits, all the other work permit holders just went back to their home countries.
>>219180721>destinyhas this bitch settled his case yet? also how is pxie even able to afford any of this?he’s mentioned that he’s spent at least $400k on this trial. he considers that a shitload of money (which it is), and his net worth is prob between $10MM-$15MM. he’s prob going to spend 3/4 of a million dollars by the time this is over.
I tried to get gemini to play a harry potter homebrew tabletop thing with me and it did actually do amazing at keeping up with the rules which is neat but it can't write for shit, it just hangs on certain ideas and phrases and post formats that it can't break out of, if it was actually able to get good at writing then it would potentially be the best game ever but at this point its just slop eating itself alive so it will only get worse
>>219181490>>219181609Cis het shooters still commit a lot more shootings, and that's not even counting gang violenceChange my mind
>>219181948He was only 48. But he had a lot of kids so a part of him lives on, I am certain he did NOT regret having a lot of kids in his final moments.
>>219184398There's a pest infestation nearby
>>219182110She's unironically unattractive albeit
>>219184493>counting gang violence
FACT: i know more than everyone about everything
my lineup
>>219184521What game
>>219184473arent there dnd types of llms out there? could try one of those
>>219184520Then why don't you know how to get a gf?Checkmate atheists
My nearly decade old laptop might be crapping out. Totally shutting down and waiting then restarting seems to help if it's being slow
>>219184533FSB data kollection, the game
>>219184538i KNOW how to
This is now a boomer dad rock thread
Space slug slaps
>>219184581https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvy2yqUHLLgWhat we listenin' to?
I don't like tucking my shirt init feels gayit's like you want people to look at your butt
i want people to look at my butt
Slow thread tonight
>>219184689I want people to fuck my butt
I want you to shut up
>>219184718read that in hank hills voice
kraft singles on ritz crackers topped with a little el yucateco chile habanero has after notes of chocolate
>>219180724accurate
Swamp ass so bad I had to wipe before shitting
>>219184683i like it because it makes me feel like a 90's anime protag
>>219184738It makes me think of Wings-sensei from Hunter-x-Hunter
Women, need it or keep it?
>>219181443no they arent you principleless faggot
i was born to be a pessimistmy blood type is b negative
>>219184535Most local models are based on Llama which is pure shit, there are paid services like that claim to be trained on D&D and also give you access to other models like gpt and gemini through them but in reality all they're doing it storing a document with the rules in memory (ai realms in particular lets you upload your own pdf with setting information if you want so they're transparent about it at least) which you can do for free through gemini yourself (which is what I was doing) gemini also has the advantage of having the largest context size of any commercial model, I don't think the model matters too much in the end though its just a failure of how llms currently work
>>219184761I don't even know what mine is
This woman sitting on my face would be the best feeling in the entire world
>>219184761>not o negative Faghttps://youtu.be/X-wpu5__9jI?si=Ls0ceTF19ip8IDGm
does anyone here take valerian root supplements what is the best brand
>>219182169shes asian so i dont give a shit
>>219184784Is that some game of thrones shit
>>219184784>supplements Sorry, I'm not a home of sexual
why are zoomers so obsessed with asses and assholes
Women stare at me more when I'm with my female friend
>>219184813Assholes are gross but buttcheeks are soft and heavenly
I have a healthy appreciation of female asses and assholes
when I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for 5 minutes without moving. he said it was elevator practice
>>219184815If you can have female friends you're just not an incel
>>219184840I'm a pseudonormie because I've only gotten laid twice and I'm 26 and never had a gfI'm too shy to make romantic advances on women even though I'm handsome enough to attract some cute onesI'll probably kill myself in my mid 30s
>>219184852I'm hoping
>when theres a satanic pedophile ring controlling your country and the world but the stock market is up bigly
Sexo
>>219184872>>219184872>>219184872>>219184872
>>219182220im partial to pic related
