unstoppable editionprevious: >>219180634
>>219184872Hey I remember seeing commercials for this movie when I was a kidSpoil it for me, how do they stop the train?
i liked training day. i thought it was a good movie.
cummies im back
another day completely wasted
>>219184889Meh.
We need to talk about the gun problem in Canada and the Epstein files. We also need to find nancy guthrie and dates for Valentine's Day.
>>219184962>dates for valentines dayI don't think that's going to happen
Remember when I did shrooms I would run my hand through my hair and it would feel wet so I would keep running my hand
Is there any hope for the job market or am I just fucked? Is there any hope of me getting a comfy office job?
>>219184973I felt like my body disappeared and I was only my mind
I only ever did 3g the first time then never again, always lower after that
So what’s on the agenda for this thread? Non whites? LGBT’s? women? hebrews?
>>219184986anime
As far as I am aware I am still the divine milk busta generalissimo
>>219184986Have we talked about cute black girls yet?
>>219184985My dumbass friends and I didn't weight it and just ate a handful eachIt was a great timeThis album HITS when you're on shrooms, like no music had ever hit me before
I am cringe.
>>219185020I am cringe, and that's based
Kino.
>>219185031I will never be based and that’s not cringe
Shrooms do have a therapeutic effect that it makes you a bit more up beat maybe for like a month or two after you use but it can also destroy your entire life potentially making you schizo
everybody STFU I'm watching anime
>>219185107STFU we're talking here
Ethnics be like>7pm on a Wednesday? I think I will go to the grocery storeAnd for that I thank them
>>219185123Ethnics be like>Why yes I will deliver burger king in a blizzardand for that I thank them
love BK's onion rings, me
>>219185123What's a white person time to go to the grocery store?
>>2191851458am on a Sunday
Tomorrow I'll be on the road, 6 hours drive back home
>>219185158Good luck hopefully you don't get carjacked and burned alive
Wish one of you was a cute rich girl who would buy me plane tickets so I could come over that would be a dream
Crypto ad, AI ad, Crypto ad, AI ad, the the future is looking bright
I want an octoroon gf like Brittany Venti. Where can I find one? I was thinking Atlanta.
just gave birth on the crapper
>>219185321Like mother like son
Gunperson
Guncretura
Ate too much candy but not way too much.
Gunsexupthepussy
>>219185308same but with a big thick cock
My ideal women is a black women adopted by white parents or half black women with a white dad. Nothing is better than a black girl with a white soul
>>219185376You want an octaroon bf?
>>219185400dickgirl
I need a hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-gKEon3QW0
Octopus gf
I want a needy gf to play video games with
Just did an absolute fuckin blinker
>>219185433Nerdy*
>>219185411WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE AND WHERE ARE ALL THE GODSWHERE'S THE STREET WISE HERCULES TO FIGHT THE RISING ODDSINST THERE A WHITE KNIIIIGHT UPON A FIERY STEEDLATE AT NIGHT, I TOSS AND I TURN AND I DREAM OF WHAT I NEEEEED
>>219185177I wish women were like this in real life.
How do I get water out of my ear
>>219185433Don’t worry. I believe you’ll get a girl like that eventually! :)
Ugly
>>219185476They're usually not that great looking but whatever
>>219185469Tip your head and wiggle your ear? Also why is there water in your ear?
I was able to get my current Taiwanese gf by getting drunk and telling her I was gonna fuck her rough
>>219185480nigga you gay
>>219185512
>>219185482Then maybe you could spoil her while trying to change her appearance. Doing her hair, skin, or smth like that, and she will look like a beautiful wife you can play games with.
>>219185512Nah he’s actually right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2HReIOYhiM&t=8s
any of you tried any of the weight loss injections
>>219185582YO GOBLIN. I forgot about Goblin. Bro’s mind is completely cooked
Dinner is kidney beans, peas, and mashed potatoes made with onion dip and spinach dip
>>219185587Just go for long walks and drink a lot of sparkling water.
I dont like sparkling water
>>219185642What about meat
>>219183600https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion
Dis nigga eating beans
>>219185678What about soda?
>>219185705I'm a pepper man, myself
>>219185674I already lift twice a week and do 5 hours of cardio a week and eat a high protein diet. I need help cutting
>>219185522https://youtu.be/l1dnqKGuezo
>>219185678faggot
>>219185705Soder? I hardly know her
>>219185607Gobcast is popping off. He's been California sober since april of last year.
>>219185710For me it's Pepsi Cherry.
>>219185712Do way less cardio and eat way less.
I just wish I was currently getting milked: big gay fucktard style
Just squeeze some fresh lemon in sparkling water, with no added sweeteners. It’s calorically negligible and tasty.
>>219185724You should stay sober if you want to lose weight.
I think I dropped the biggest single turd of my life today
I'm starting to think not all of us are gonna make it bros
>>219185729cherry pepsi used to be delicious, but they fucked up the formula
bad thread
Niggez been crying RELEASE THE FILES!! for a year and now they’re out nobody gives a shit anymore a week later What will be the next big thing for chuds to get upset over
always feel too tired for videogames these daysit's so fucking over
>>219185754They expect one of us in the wreckage brother!
>>219185766They're not even out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6Jxsynmuco
>>219185768Me except for sex not videogames. And my wife instead of me
you guys ever daydream about 6'2"+ brazilian tranny destroying your ass in the missionary position?
>>219185692I don't eat that much of it. Even without eating it every meal or every other meal I get enough protein.
>you guys ever daydream about 6'2"+ brazilian tranny destroying your ass in the missionary position?
if futa were real all the world's problems would be solved
My cock head has this texture that makes it stick to glass ceilings when i get a bonerino
Gay sex is not possible in missionary position.
>>219185813Nonsensical
>>219185813
What are we going to do about the sauerkraut problem?
>>219185812This that infamous German humor
>>219185802is that a yes or no?
Any day now my NFTs are gonna be worth lots
15 seconds into her run and she fucked herself up for months to come because her 40 something year old bihh ass thought she could win gold while being crippled to begin withThat’s the American spirit
>>219185812>>219185813>>219185822what do german twink butts smell like through their underwear? my guess is they smell like pine smoke and bread but also a meaty sausage smell. the femboy butts smell the same but with strawberry jam
>>219185869are you. are you gay?
>>219185869There’s also a strong caraway seed aroma in there
>>219185869My butt smells like shit.
>>219185905Groce
>>219185913Wiping your ass is gay.
>>219185889>>219185889when you take a shower do you ever smell the butt and crotch area of your underwear to see if your hygiene throughout the day was good? same thing>>219185905why are you shitting your pants? your underwear should smell like laundry soap and your natural pheromones, not shit
>>219185806If only real women could have penises and it wouldn’t be gay.
Everything that you guys post sucks. Isn’t there more to life than ironically acting like an annoying retard on the internet?
>>219185941Ligma
I recently replaced my cock with XBOX LIVE!
>>219185948That is amazing
cumbums!
>>219185972Girlbum
>>219185948sent that freak flying
>>219185948Not that we needed further proof that ensigns do fuck all every day but here you have it
>>219185977She doesn’t look good. Why is it so wrinkly?
>>219186008Because she’s a real woman with real curves!!
I'm fucking starving. I'm tired of eating struggle meals that taste bland as fuck. I need a fucking job so that i can at least afford slop that is tasty.
Had a can of kombucha
>>219186023this nigga eating BEENZ
I just never had a childhood. Every year in middle school we moved so at most I was with one circle of friends for a year. I only spent a semester in the 9th grade in person before my mother took me out to home school me. I skipped a grade and graduated early. So I guess that's fragmented middle school and 2-3 years of high school stuck in my room, alone. In terms of a childhood, I have none.
so whatever happened to the troon shooter last night? was it a troon?
>>219186074didn't happen in america so it's a nothingburger
>>219186065Why did you move so often
Hello friends
>>219186074It’s was an amab gunperson
>>219186074yeah
>>219186141cum trannies on sewercide watch again
I took this picture
>>219186113My elementary school unusually went to the 6th grade instead of stopping at 5th, so I stayed there for 6th. After that, I had to switch schools because there was no next step. In the 7th grade, my dad got a job offer and we moved to Florida mid-year. I ended up at a cheap public school. For the 8th grade, my parents decided my public school wasn't challenging enough and transferred me to a better school. That year went well, I was actually pretty popular and social. I stayed at the same school for the 9th grade, but halfway through, my parents pulled me out because they were worried about bad influences. They decided to homeschool me instead. I was offered the chance to skip a grade, so they pushed me incredibly hard just to make it happen. For the next two years, I worked full-time at a fast food job and studied constantly so I could graduate early. At that point, everyday I woke up to work at work, if I wasn't working at work than I was working on schoolwork. My only memories from that time are working.
it's goontime bros, what are we gonna watch together in the /cum/cord
>>219186198ts raw 5 trannies on 1 man gangbang
>>219186198Spinsters cam show Costs 20 dollars to get in
*slams dick and balls on the table all loose*what now
tradee joes?
How about traitor Joe's and he steals your credit card info
remember 420chan
If you don't follow the talmudic rules they see you as not kosherThe purpose of the rules is to create a clear ingroup and outgrup distinction
>>219186299>The purpose of the rules is to create a clear ingroup and outgrup distinctionthis is every group ever, including this shitty site
>>219186182Wtf. That's a coatume, surely
>>219186299the german ethnicity has been effectively jewish people ever since the holy roman empire.
>>219186330erm so you're saying they holohoaxed THEMSELVES?!
>>219186354germanic people look exactly like jews.
>>219186366how did they know which guys to put on the masturbation machines then
Learning how to highlight/paint ginger beards. It's a fun process. Idk if I will push for one more lighter highlight.
>>219186384didnt nazi germany have people get those "I AM NOT A JEW" verification form?
i'm trans btw not sure if that matters
>>219186420u plannin on shootin up some kids, bro?
>>219186418eek ook
>>219186406that doesn't seem very effective with how jews love to lie
The absolute worst thing about a trans person murdering a bunch of children is that it makes trans folks look bad
Nick Fuentes like the halftime show Hispanics just keep on winning
>>219186432That's really inappropriate. Apologize to her. Now.
>>219186465nick fuentes looks 100% white. like irish white.
>>219186474He has Hispanic blood in him so he's one of us
y'all be trippin' &^ sheeet
Im the bestAROOOOUUUUNNDDD
>>219186505Pretty good game. Prefer wind waker
play marvel rivals
>>219186465>Hot women dancing>Old guys playing dominoes in the street>White pop / salsa music hybrid show with people in elegant summer dresses>Young couple getting married>Words of encouragement for young people>The US leading it's Pan-American empire into an optimistic futureHonestly it was one of the best cultural events to happen in a while
more like shit taker because in the time it takes to get between islands I can go and take a crap
>>219186536>>Hot women dancingnigga were you blind or are you joking
sup bitchs
>>219186535new overwatch update is tuff as hell get with the times unc
timmy tuff knuckles
No tree which the wind does not often blow against is firm and strong; for it is stiffened by the very act of being shaken, and plants its roots more securely: those which grow in a sheltered valley are brittle: and so it is to the advantage of good men, and causes them to be undismayed, that they should live much amidst alarms, and learn to bear with patience what is not evil save to him who endures it ill.
dumb peanutposter
Based peanut poster
meh peanutposter
i am so lonely
stephen colbert is the king of late-night
>>219186668the guy who got fired?
Matt Gaetz would have handled that hearing a ton better
should teachers be allowed to look like this
>goyim still talking red team vs blue team
There's a good breakfast diner in my area. I might go there tomorrow morning.
>>219186691I'm pretty sure that skirt violates dress code
>>219186677he got cancelled because he was speaking truth to power like the king of late-night should
Playing stellaris
>>219186741so he's not funny?
Imagine warm undies
>>219186753I've got a blowtorch right here for u
I miss going to dennys at 9 PM with the boys and just shooting the shit in a corner boothbut NOOOOOOOO, "we're too good for Dennys. That place is for white trash" Bitch I want eggs and pancakes, fuck you
>>219186762why are you friends with white trash?
>>219186751he was funny and speaking truth to power. that's why he's the king.
>>219186536I don't watch NFL but thought it was a very well executed performance. Definitely not worth the outrage in any case.
Epstein fatigue.
>>219184880they used another train to catch up with it, then after hooking it up to the runway train, they did a controlled slowdown. then they realized they could just walked to the driver seat and kill the engine or something. pretty good movie, 8/10 would recommend
>>219186691phwoar garn save diss for the bationberg later
>>219186798This. So sleepy...
>>219186798Yeah, I think Anon's need to sleep.
I'm going to the local theatre to see these both tomorrow.
had terrible reflux today
>>219186798same. "the world is run by satanic pedophile cannibal rapists blah blah" like nigga get a hobby
>>219186857I hope you enjoy them
>theatre
>>219186886It looks fancier.
>>219186857phwoar big fanof vincent lacoste and matjieu
I use grey instead of gray.
I use POOP ON instead of grey poupon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ_tUzdJABQ
schizos be like >*listening to 3 hours of white noise*>mom: it's time to go to bed>schizo: hold up it's almost at my favorite part
>>219187004lou reed metal machine music wun of my fave albums after trout mask replica
>Mom: It's getting late. You can watch one more video.>Me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDXlwZMnXUU
>>219187096>Your mom: anon come fuck me>Me: fucks her 9 months later >You: *comes out your mom's pussy.*
Shan't be watching your soy video. Buy an ad.
My favorite video game of all time is Runescape (pre-GE).
N
>>219187165pre EOC*
>>219187178DONT DUDE
EOC is good now. Stop living in the past.
>>219187100don't need to watch a video, anyone with a 5th grade education knows god doesn't exist.
>>219187203
>>219187107We are so lucky to come out of our mom’s pussies. It is the best place to be, and then we get tittie milk. The second best place to be.
now it makes sense
I was a buddhist at one point.
1.5 years until I become a wizard. Making one last push this year to shred down and get 6 pack abs and if it doesn’t save me then I will gluttonmax
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkeyButane in my veins, and I'm out to cut the junkieWith the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetablesDog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhoseKill the headlights and put it in neutralStock car flaming with the loser in the cruise controlBaby's in Reno with the vitamin-DGot a couple of couches, sleep on the loveseatSomeone came, sayin’ I'm insane to complainAbout a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirtDon't believe everything that you breatheYou get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeveSo shave your face with some mace in the darkSaving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer parkyocut it
>>219187228Nigga just chilling in custodyDidn’t hear a THANG after he got got
>>219187317the hell are you supposed to be
They should release all three Dragon Quest Heroes games as a bundle on switch in English
Kinda cool that canada is becoming interesting againhttps://youtu.be/HVhu2tnLvBk
>>219187358Canada shouldn't have nuclear weapons, we don't need jeets mismanaging that as well
>>219187325
Canada needs gun control NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reqyRKeLImE
if i discovered i was one clone out of hundreds i don't think i would have an existential crisis like they do in movies and video games. those other guys are fags and i still got bills, who cares.
>>219187533Yeah I already know I'm not an NPC so it wouldn't matter to me
Hey, you, out there in the coldGetting lonely, getting oldCan you feel me?
My phone is dying!!!
>>219187228USA USA USAYou can just do things!
>>219187602Better go catch it!
I'm a clear and present banger
Literally all of my problems would be fixed if I had a wife or gf or fiancée
that's ITI'm a fucking weeb nowI'm booking a flight to Tokyo tomorrow
My dick is froggier than yours fo sho
goodnight
ayo this nigga thinkin abou' dicks
His grandfather’s name was Soyfeld back in the old country.
can someone explain to me why the soft flesh under my nail is in pain after I clipped my fingernail when theres NOTHING DIGGING INTO IT
Something big is coming. Most people have no idea. It’s called AI. Few people but me have heard of it. It didn’t really work before. But now I’ve seen something. Something big. Something different this time. I won’t tell you what it is. But everything’s about to change.
Weird fever dream where I'm part of some tech or legal team an my entire job is arguing weird semantics over whether or not something has been named properly . And in my dream I've this constant vague unease that something was left open improperly Gibberish like "hey guys did the release come before or after the exploit of Gokra's manifest". And then it would somehow meld with my bodily state and like my position in bed had some relation to some mistaken legal release if a product Then I finally woke up a second ago and my head hurts like crazy
Why haven't you joined your local police department?
It's time.
Made an AI video of myself tickling the feet of some girl I saw on a dating app that I’ve been crushing over and stalking It was so realistic and hot. Modern technology is scary bros
>>219188378
>>219188164This is the worst cold I've ever hadI feel like I'm going to die
My weeeeeeeeeenar! :D
>>219188302I'd rather have a positive influence in my community
Just played video games for 6 hours and now I want to play for 6 hours more
driving momberg to work then ordering a pidzer later
>>219188731true you'd be horrible at removing criminals and so they'd still be in the community making things worse for the innocent and raping kids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEvSLIEs0RM
Is it me or do almost all of these people have very similar faces? Like they have tiny faces on big heads.
>>219189065why is she out in the streets in a robe and slippers
>>219189091severe mental illness
>>219188948You don't have to base your whole personality around liking what you think imaginary leftists hate and hating what you think they like
BREAKING my energy drinks are on an emergency plane out of ukraine
woke up in the middle of the night and had a panic attackfor some raisin my hand has been incredibly sore since
>>219189324when i wake up with a panic attack i go to my mom and snuggle with her till i feel better
>>219189123You better post pics when they arrive
>>219189353i will trust and believe
>>219189337very sweetunfortunately I live alone and simply had to suffer in a pool of sweat and fear
>>219189404im sorry you have to deal with it alone
Hey you! The one reading this! I want to have passionate loving sex with you. I want to kiss every inch of your body and bring the both of us to a level of divine sensual pleasure.
>>219189436thanks ladI just hope me hand stops hurting
Playing metro exodus for the first time not a big fan of linear games suddenly going open world feels like the devs want me to dedicate more time on their game
I’m sos drunk I wish I lived near Jupiter. I have always loved Jupiter. I wish I could see it up close.
>>219186682In the first place, he would have known how to cover for pedophiles that's for sure
blown wide open!
momberg doesnt need me to drive her anymore stayed up all night for nothing
I’m more chinese than any man who ever existed and I never get away with anything. The sentries always see me. My dick is huge and I live here in this prison patrolled by the sentries. I’m in desperate need of psychiatric care.
getting a pidzer and brownies later today
“Bob, you know something…” Luckman said at last. “I used to be the same age as everyone else.”“I think so was I,” Luckman said. “I don’t know what did it.”“Sure, Luckman,” Arctor said, “you know what did it to all of us.”
>>219189966What kinda pizder?
it's 3 am
>>219189974the same kind i get every week nigga
Y'all keeping up on your daily kegels?
>>219190065enjoy!
my girlballs hurt cant wait to get these puppies removed
>>219190346active shooter alert/cum/ on lockdown
>>219189838Schizojeet…
>>219190392sybau chud
>>219189116>libtard projection
>>219190158How about your daily Hegel
>>219190020wrong
>>219189631Whatever happened to metrosexuals?
Wanted to masturbate last night, pulled my pants down ready to airplay to my TV from the phone, I open VLC player and realize I deleted everything a week ago, even emptied the trash.COLD turkey!!!
>>219190419
another anime youtuber got exposed for being a discord pedo groomer color me shocked
>>219190502
>>219190484they got rebranded as nonbinary/gender non conformingmuch like trolling got rebranded as ragebait
>>219190502rub your penis on your gfs feet
>>219190547>>219190547New
You know when I was young we had these famous Hamburg drag faggotsBut everyone knew it was a faggot male dressing up, it was an act. They were called transvestites, not a drag queen.Freak show act basically. Some not even faggots, just dress up guys with wife and kids.I wonder why they’ve been chosen to represent this celestial queer pride type thing they’re made out to be now.What the fuck can a faggot in a dress and ghoulish makeup teach young kids by reading them a story.
>>219190554She’s asleep in the bedroom when I rub one out in the living room at night.Also her feet are sore, she started wearing compression stockings because of the water retention in her legs from pregnancy. So I don’t want to sexualize her aching body, especially now that she can’t lay on her stomach anymore to prop the splash pads up for me.It’s a shame!!!
