latex edish
Best behaviour, now. Ofcom is watching
He's done it again!
My baby don’t mess around because she loves me so and this I know for sure
amazing gays how sweet the sound
>>219182304this is what they teach on the first day at eton
>>219182327who's done what again?
>>219182295fucking hell matewhat did i just witness
the umbunnies were doing ofcom surveillance the entire time
Sir Jim Ratcliffe is a legend
>>219182329belter
>>219182306storm you need rejoin the rest of the x-men, magneto is loose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjyp5e5sfMcthe kinoview
my name is rorke and i'm here to sayi fucking hate jews in a major way
*jots "umbunnies" in the notepad*
Sir Jim The Lord Radcliffe, minister for culture and sport under Prime Minister Sir Rupert Lowe
>edge-raping (take it out close to climax and then re-enter)I don't even know just how mentally unstable youd have to be to come up with something like this
problem rorke?
of bum says there's not enough pictures of bums in the thread
>>219182427bizarre to get so rattled over such a stupid joke
we need a evil counter part of the umbunny for the /brit/ nursery rhymes i propose a phwaaaorrrrrrrrrcoyote
>>219182478umbunnys are already evil
might self harm again
Lads, don't go outside, the pakistani grooming gangs will get you
>>219182492whys that
>>219182427what about if you did it as part of a school sex educational programme not on school girls obviously, that would be illegal and immoral of course... but if the receiver was wearing a school uniform however...
>>219182368I like him for making the Ineos Grenadier :)
>>219182493There literally should've been public safety campaigns aimed at warning the parents of young girls that these gangs existed.
Just got back from the match. Getitng wissed up nows. Fuck the lot x
>>219182428I watched slow horses s5 which has this paki lad running for mayor of london and then after finishing I started seeing stuff about the greens guy and it’s bizarre how close they are in appearance and mannerisms
leftypol on a mad one
>>219182492go on then dickheaddo it pussy, you wont
Find that redhaired lesbian historian lass on youtube weirdly attractive She'd probably hate my guts though
>>219182541tell us her name then
Been watching 9/11 videos all night, me
>>219182541Why would she hate you
>>219182487ye in the same way that jerry is the evil one and tom is the good guy. still need 2 characters
buckbeaks been sentenced to death
Gooned on and off all day. Just did big cums. Night lads x
>>219182428>>219182530
>>219182556Im white
>>219182555it is very interesting to be fair
Belgium has had this general on the ropes for years now.
>>219182507>send volunteers to destroy boats on the french side>fund french NGOs to teach immigrants on how to game the French system and get french bennies>use propaganda to spread rumours to migrants that the gangs will kill/rape/enslave them
Been watching 90210 videos all night, me
>>219182521i mean they weren't all wearing matching tshirts saying "paki rapist"
>>21918257090% of the general has him filtered mateHe just shouts into the void all day
Elle Fanning versus Emma Watson brap off. Whoever does the smelliest brap wins.
>>219182582kek yeah right.
>>219182562that man cracked the code
NEW: Self-made British businessman Duncan Bannatyne, who starred on Dragon' Den from 2005 to 2015, has come out in support of Sir Jim Ratcliffe
>>219182570>posts about his bbc fetish cuck posting day in an day out... for years and is widely hatedHaha yeah hes winning!
>>219182588How many replies does he have (presuming he's in here since you mentioned him?)
>>219182583>Emma Watsonshe featured in my wank
>>219182579what did u eat today
had my tea before I went to the pub and then picked up a kebab wrap for my second tea even though I wasn’t even that hungry on the way back feel really fat and greedy and disgusting and demoralised
>>219182555bro lives in 2005
dog owners are mentally ill
>>219182583just an eating contest that you've disguised as something less embarrassing because you're a fat yank
>>219182583whomever loses gets stuck in a locked room with 20 pakis
That concludes the posting day. We now hand over to the raped, who will entertain you until we return at 7 tomorrow morning. Good night.
>>219182605what did YOU eat today
>>219182507wow 10 days vs countless amounts of months
>>219182626it's me!! i'm the raped!!
>>219182612Rasheed kek
>>219182632rather not say!
>>219182635*holds up free rape pass*
>>219182590You like webms of east asian ladies? I have a few
another prime example of the 11pm /brit/ theory
Drinking club soda
>>219182541>redhaired lesbian historian lassarr Jenny?
>>219182590rizz
>>21918266811pm is the watergate as it wereAnything before that is reasonable normalAny posts after 11pm are completely fucked
getting some legendary tiktoks in my fyp this eve x
>>219182668>the 11pm /brit/ theorythe wot
>>219182664>>>/mu/129398186plenty of them in here
so another trannies gone mental then
>>219182703that's a tautology surely?
>>219182669"And uh, a club shoda for the messenger here!"
grandmacat morning 2005grndsom cart born in m 2023: x
>>219182719UM x
>>219182697Thanks
>>219182692This video was probably filmed nearly twenty years ago. The woman's makeup and the car's license plate are from South Korea 20 years ago. Our highway rest areas are of the best quality in the world, though.
>>219182719xx
>>219182716ehhyy woahhh ehyy - the sopranos 1999-2007
nth for the baddiedem
>just realised I haven't talked to the oneitis for almost 6 yearsdoes the feeling ever go away? please tell me I won't be lying on my deathbed and still think of her...
>>219182744Thanks for the insight, Samsung Dae Kim
This is the Lockpicking Nigger and boy do I have something special for you all today...
>>219182676grim, get a clue
you ever shit yourself in bed had a belly ache other day and was just dropping farts left and right then all of a sudden felt a little dribble and it had gone all down my leg out of the boxer briefs and all over my sheet and through to the matressi still cant get rid of the smellanyway hello good evening my perfectly mentally stable frends
>>219182760s
>>219182751you sad little roach of a man
>>219182751need to find another girl m8time to move on
*dances into the thread*
>>219182770err... you're posting on /brit/ at midnight lad, we're all sad little roach men here at this hour
>>219182789ARREST THEM
She's British PakistaniNeed her to beat the fuck out of me and peg my arse as reparations for what we did to them
>>219182768>you ever shit yourself in bedno
>>219182789Hell on earth
>>219182792you think about women you haven't spoken to in 6 years. I don'twe are not the same
>>219182789the biggest mistake in history was allowing them to vote
>>219182751ktim
More of a toad man me
>>219182802hot
>>219182812think this is pretty normali still think about girls from 15 years ago
>>219182802now what would your dear old granny think of you posting this
it all returns to nothingit just keeps tumbling downtumbling downtumbling down
wtf i love man united now?
>>219182802
>>219182838she'd forget in a week she's got dementia
>>219182812look mate, we're both neets on bennies, let's not get on a high-house here
why is it that water makes you pee so much compared tonother liquids
>>219182852i have a job actually. good one too
Every single slut posted in this thread is made for bbc
>>219182847so fucking fit isn't sheher voice lines get me diamonds
>>219182763Get some taste
>>219182836kek that's incellish behavior, man
Is there anything scarier than dementia lads?
>>219182789Ive literally never had this much energy or enthusiasm in my life
>>219182781cute
>>219182867as a black man i can say you're dead wrong
>>219182853
>>219182877getting raped and abused by a bame in the carehome while having dementia
>>219182875Genuinely think his shoes are really nice
>>219182866yeah, professional fluffer for gay pornos
when we were 18 friends and i went to an all nude strip club and saw naked tits and vaginas for the first time and got a private lap dancei didn't wash those pants or shirt for a long time because they smelled like the stripper been thinking about the past quite a lot recently
it’s 2013 I have a mate and I’m playing Minecraft with my mate
>>219182789>all have those stupid cupsbizarre
>>219182877Cancer, i wouldnt be able to deal with knowing my own body is trying to kill me, i would probably be a bed ridden depressive again.Dementia doesnt scare me, im 22 years old, by the time im an old man it will be dealt with.
>>219182836weird freak
>>219182753But dating these women won't do you much good. We have stereotypes about women, most of whom have at least 500 men's numbers saved in their phonebooks and will pester you to buy them gifts, Korean BBQ, or drinks, but will never actually date you. They spend most of their twenties like this, until they're introduced to an awkward, naive doctor or lawyer through a mutual friend and end up marrying him. Here in South Korea, We usually call these women "bean paste girl".
>>219182877schizophrenia
>>219182836dreamt of a girl from 15 years ago recently, it was a mindfuck, my chest still hurts a bit thinking back
>>219182888FUCK OFFFFF
had two wanks to that subway queens TikTok today x
as a black man I can say oooga boooga where the white women at?
>>219182906Wouldn't a strip club be 21+ because they serve alcohol?
>>219182932bit rude
>>219182848:(
>>219182963no, this one didn't serve it it was BYOBdoesn't exist any more, lots of them are shut down now
My mom is going on a buisiness trip for a week tomorrow, so im gonna have the house all for myself.im gonna eat candy and watch tv, its gonna be freaking epic.
not brushing my teeth tonight as a wednesday night treat straight in to bed for me x
>>219182963so are clubs but theyre full of 16 and 17 year olds
>>219182965imagining the smell
>>219182965every day is caturday in that house
>>219182965imagine the smell
>>219182976Oh rebel without a cause over here
>>219182965ancient stones playing on this stream right now
>>219183018https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmZGrvAvPZM
>>219183018Is that a bloke? Be honest with me because I find them attractive and might be gay
HelloI see many porn videos in brit thread. We can post porn on the board or do they ban?
only thing im truly jealous of about the rest of the world is that it's extremely practical to walk everywhere i could still technically walk to the store as it's walking distance but crossing busy streets and being the only fella there is extremely awkward
>>219182919>They spend most of their twenties like this, until they're introduced to an awkward, naive doctor or lawyer through a mutual friend and end up marrying himI'm beginning to think women are the same in every country
>>219183018advertising or begging
>>219183034porn is NOT allowed
>>219183032she's a bonafide girly
I haven't seen the Sopranos
>>219183042britain peaked with that moment
>>219183075this is what poo posts in /brit/ are like
>>219183059brian peaked with this moment
childhood and adolescence are the only parts of life worth living
what if napoleon was a womanwhat if hitler was a woman
Did anyone used to steal dust caps as a kid?
>>219183110would be NAGpoleon and hitlHER then,
>>219183110have often wondered about the hitler onewere women even allowed to run for office back then
>>219183095luv brian the horse sm
>>219183120No but my brother and his mates used to steal badges off car bonnets. Little cunts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejeYPc0VynE
>>219183120yesstole some that were little bulletsmy prized possession as a kid
>>219183120i stole ur mums heart
hate when women say they hate men because some guy they fucked did something to annoy themwhat did i do to you bitch why do you hate meit's your fault that you choose to fuck men who you don't even likemf hoe
Unless you're posting a specific picture you might as well attach a random cool or funny picture to your post regardless of the text content. Costs nothing and doubles or triples the (You) potential.
>>219183120yeahwe also used to stick pins in them after pinching the dust caps
>>219183146We had a woman Hitler. She never went anywhere because she was addicted to drugs and orgies though.
>>219183187lesbo with swag
for me it's that reddit post where the woman want the man fired because he only talks about work with them and nothing else
>>219183153Did they ever steal a Merc badge?>>219183167bullets or skulls, corr
>>219183187sounds like man hitler
>>219183187imagine if she was an influencer today , would pull in silly numbers
Wish I had a lesbo pal who would sometimes let me shag her as a mate
anyone ever listen to female crying asmr while jacking offbig thing in america apparently
>>219183243in exchange for letting her gay mate shag you?
finnae crash the fuck out if I get that basterding Victorian plumbing as on the YouTube on the telly one more time
>>219183248yeah do that most nights
>>219183225I seem to remember I saw one in their collection. It was so long ago I can't be sure.
>>219183260maybe a quick bj but no one is going anywhere near my battyholeam top
You know, I've come to the conclusion that war is grim
cooking up a joke about a chinese fella living in harrow
>>219183161Why do all these shows that depict a Nazi alternate history keep depicting it as a better world... other than all the genocideChristopher was ready to move to this reality until he had a breakdown when he realised there were no 'people of colour' Man in the High Castle did the same thingYou'd think at least one of these shows would try to make a Nazi world out to be a totalitarian hellhole
>>219180748>>219180748>>219180748New !!
Would be happy with a lesbian wife who uses me as a beardI'd let her go out and get scissored by other girlsWe'd have kids via IVF
>>219183304kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCmi1KMDt70in this vid:man: keir starmerbird: rorkeegg: rorke's freedombag: some sort of strange lawrorke's little beak clap thing: rorke when he says he'll vote for reform
>>219183304fucking hell thats one big catalmost as big as a dog
rarity
>>219183339to anyone about to watch this vid, no she doesn't catch on fire so don't bother
>>219183352god damn iti was looking forward to some roast beef
rate me and the gf
She's done well
>>219183380I like her tie
>>219183393Was meant for >>219183380
>>219183328scream
>>219183380Strong eyebrows
Never a frown, never a frown, never a frown with Gordon Brown
might go Gail's on the morrow hopefully there's an anti-gentrification protester outside so I can eat a scone in front of him
>>219183451>£32
>>219183458oh live a little rorke you council estate harpy
>>219183444howling
>>219183444Need a Mark edit of this
>kcal
it's over
Clavicular amazed by penguins at the zoo!
>>219183451>eating a status symbolthe middle classes are bizarre
rorke hates this
>>219183497why do girls always have this reaction when I'm within 10 feet of them
Shoot me if I ever spend 20+ bucks on less than 500 calories
>>219183497the food you eat and the quality of it has always been a status symbol all the way back to the head of the tribe getting the best cuts from the hunt
I’d eat Emma Watson’s poo.
!!
>>219183516She sucked a real willard on film
>>219183548i want to fuck her
>>219183545I think that was because they were the physically superior taking the most nutritious cuts not because they were spreadsheet typers spending £40 on tiny muffins just to feel something
the quality of the things you consume and your appreciation of them contribute to the quality of your life
>>219183576It was funny the way he said it tho
>>219183576How long ago did that happen?
>>219183563I know. It was Vincent Gallo's wasn't it? In Brown Bunny. I heard they got kicked out of the screen actor's guild for that but apparently not.
>>219183576Context please
gonna kms mate apparently mate slept with my cursh gonna kms fuck matehow the fuck could she do that
>>219183596>how Well she opened her legs and grabbed his penis to help him in
Wow. Just finished an excellent shounen anime called Katekyo Hitman Reborn. I give it a 8/10. Future arc is good but has serious pacing issues.
>>219183576That interview was literally conducted by Iranian state TV btw. >>219183595https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE2OzGfIDLQ
>>219183596It happens. Don't stress about it, just let go and move on.
>>219183451this bloke in my local gails rudely corrected me on my coffee terminology (i asked for a long black and he gave me an americano and tried to tell me they are they same thing) so i've never been back there
rorke doing something gayleftypol doing something racist
right well that's gay porn
>>219183615it's overmy mates think i'm a fucking loser because they know i fancied her
>>219183613But when was he proven correct I mean
theres an aussie giggling to himself in his room right now
Casual profanity is in poor taste, only a wretched class uses foul language unsparingly.
>>219183622fuck what your mates think
>>219183617Americano and black coffee are the same thing at least they were when I worked at Greggs.
>>219183617I once went into a coffee shop and asked for an "expresso." I knew it was "espresso," I have no idea why "expresso" came out. Never been back, never ordered a coffee since.
zoomers when a new fortnite update comes out
>>219183649well maybe if you had tried harder you wouldn't have attempted suicide there ever consider that?
>>219183640those mates are all i have in my shitty lifeall told them all i fancied her and one of them slept with heri put on a front to pretend i didn't care but they know because i told them before she was fitcruel world manit's overi tried
>>219183665ktim
Wahey
>>219183596how is it her fault? i doubt you've expressed your feelings to her or you wouldn't be calling her your crushsurely if it's anyone's fault it's your "mate"s
>>219182564>you could dieAlways makes me chuckle
>>219183596get him shagged
>>219183674it's not a crime lad you're blowing it out of proportion they'd probably think worse of you for obsessing over it than just taking it in your stride
Wot woodle 'ecked
>>219183618That’s a wee bit gay to be perfectly honest with you.
>>219183622Your mates will admire you if you take a stoic "meh, what can you do?" approach to the situation. Congratulate your pal on having had sex.
Mental how Greggs was transphobic to me yet somehow found my grievance "lacked any basis or evidence" and suggested I am mentally unwell
So the elite rape children and there are Muslim rape gangs. What do you want to do about it
attention
so the my little pony got deleted instantly but the gay porn is still upyeah
Was coached on Prevent today. It seems very ineffective
>>219183732poned
>>219183722did you order a cookie, brookie?
forgot to eat today :/
>>219183622They probably all fancy her too
>>219183722Greggs are a Bri'ish firm. They don't pander to yank perversions
might order myself a gregg tomorra
>>219183738No I don't really eat cookies or biscuits very often>>219183754I'm welsh
>>219183732nigga people delete them to avoid moderationthe gay porn aussie simply doesn't give a shit
>>219183722imagine it has something to do with the fact you are
>>219183744Oh u skinny little thingU are withering away x
>>219183768u right
>>219183738BROOKIE? They have those in UK?
>>219183618Did they film this with a drone?
Having a cup of tea with two sugars
I miss HWNDU, the political art installation that mental actor put up with a 24/7 webcam to protest Trump
>>219183730
what would the world be like if trump had lost in 2016
I was very popular with the JustEat delivery drivers at Greggs. I knew most of them on a first name basis and always gave them free drinks and food while they waited for the order to be prepared
how come pubes dont grow more than a certain length it's actually bizarre
>>219183801Were any of them white? (serious question)
>>219183802never thought about this but it's trueweird
>>219183801*yawn*
Why is Tel-Aviv Steve writing articles for The Jerusalem Post?
>>219183725Been telling people about these things for years and getting ignored. Now it's my responsibility to do something about it? I'm fucking off out of this country forever at the first opportunity, that's what I'm doing. Should've been gone 10 years ago.
>>219183801What were their names?
>>219183760they would've have been more inclusive if you ordered cookies >>219183781yes, /our_tilde/ in this very thread and at tescos
>>219183813Yes they were mostly Romanian
Change the channel Marge!
>>219183799instead of the schizo outbreak we would be heavily censored, in a direct war with russia and leftypol would be in paradise everydayarguably just as bad, or maybe a bit less so
>>219183828lol
>>219183828um
i'm taking it in my stride ladsit's just hard to carry on after everything that's happenedi don't know how much more i can take
>>219183859Mum wants me to get a dog like this for the family but not sure it's a good idea
>>219183874>>219183874
>>219183863I've been there multiple times. One day you won't even remember half of these friends, and this girl. Tomorrow it'll be a little bit easier, and it'll keep getting easier every day until it's gone. How quickly that happens depends partly on you moving on, so there's my advice. Get another woman in your sights ASAP and don't wait too long.
