britfeel edition
I got a question, is the kebab in the UK from minced meat or is it cuts of meat stacked on top of each other like the pork gyro in Greece.
>>219185448right okay
He looks cool not grim
https://files.catbox.moe/3gasad.webm
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>>219185460sometimes it's from minced children, or so I've heard
no clicking this obviously
Aryan
>>219185487
hayley williamsmy wife
/brit/ please tell me everything's going to get bettergaslighting myself everyday ect is starting to not work and if nigel and the naz- i mean reform party get in parliament i'm fairly certain the voices will win and i'll go quite quite mad>atleast i can add dead of self inflicted GSW to my answers to the question "where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
>>219185501Had to listen to Paramore in secret when I was a wee lad.
>>219185506what if i give you a virtual hug bb <3
>>219185515such is life in Bulgaria
>>219185501One of the first spaffs I can remember was to her leaked tit pic
>>219185520cheers>mfw>fucking love this image go play disco elysium
>>219185521Yeah, my dad and friends were Slayer fans. At one point he got soft and started liking H.I.M, at last he took me to concerts as a kid.
Y'all ever thought about fucking a femboy? When I was drunk I thought about it rip that femboy I was talking about pinning him down
>>219185407it's a collection of anecdotes and stories, boringI would find it much more interesting if these reincarnated cases knew how to read right off the bat without being thought or something like that, and then those cases of readers could be found by scientists continuously around the world, but it's nothing like that and there's no real way to peer-review this or confirm it, so it can never be proven to a scientific standard
>>219185506What do you think reform will do (besides win)?
Love Joe Rogan. Think he might be defending spherical Earth partly out of allegiance to the idea that the pyramids were built in such a way to communicate alien-shared space facts. It's the little things >>219185506
>>219185553Change nothing for the working class sadly Britians need to take reigns and take their country back from rich parasites
Maybe aliens did show up and talk to Egyptians though, how would I know that. No judgement. You're going to get on me about this, I can tell.
>>219185549Nope, but you do you lad.
why did he marry that foul creaturesick in the head
aliens built stonehenge
>>219185553nothing goodgonna be honest i don't really know what reform are going to do expect migrant shenigans and i think it's deliberatethey're atleast smart enough to hide themselves a littlei just want a government that actually cares for me instead of money and powerlooking at you, keir stalin and the i-can't-believe it's-not-communism-party.i should really start drinking.....
>>219185576She looks like a Shoebill Stork
I am openly Marxist I just believe in it because I want strong unions and I hate companies exploiting people
>>219185576his eyes look dead insideshe sucked his soul out of him
>>219185549Probably could but wouldn't. Need lines. Autistic people know they need lines but they cross them every day on the 'hub. That's probably how it works. Hyper linearity in world organization and chaos in the subconscious.
me so sleepy
>>219185576Maybe she has a good heart
>>219185569Not sure but moving some of those stones is insanely hard and we can't even do it now. The ones in Peru and Chile are even heavier, currently we don't have a machine that can do that.
>>219185506proper spastic little drama queen arent you
>>219185601It sounds good on paper but in practice it's always a disaster.
can you guys make some good posts for me to read when i wake upthanks x
>>219185608Nah I would do it
>>219185608you one of us?never seen it described like that but i think it fits wellhonestly thinking about it the linearity might be subconscious cope for the chaos man i need to go to bed
>>219185617>Not sure but moving some of those stones is insanely hard and we can't even do it now.yes we can you fannyancient aliens retards are always so clueless about the most basic things
>>219185632Well bulgira was a disaster and so was Russia but I believe it's worth the try again.
>>219185649it's called some logs and about 5 to 10 menif youre middle eastern enough you can use slaves if you want
>>219185641Definitely one of them NDs but not sure about autistic
Her bum: resting firmly on my face Her farts: going directly up my nose.
>>219185617>carve massive rock into a huge ball/cylinder>roll it to the site and into place>carve it into a big block>repeat 1000 timeseasy
>>219185649I'm not an ancient aliens fag, I'm just saying...300 ton stones moving through the Andes is kind of amazing. >>219185665We were the least of the disasters but it was still bad. Maybe there's useful stuff to be implemented.
>>219185576Jordan looks like the guy who plays the patient in these clips. Not the doctor guy but the patient guy.https://youtu.be/BzJ0eZFSwXw
>>219185684Roll a 150 ton block, yeah sure.
>>219185688I just believe in a world in which we all own our land Own our means of production Own our nations You know if we follow the same logic with democracy as we do communism then we shouldn't try democracy because it always end in diaster
>>219185690Or here. Not the lizard guy but the owner of the tv.https://youtu.be/krsj2bcnRlM
>>219185703>I just believe in a world in which we all own our landWell that's not very marxist of you, btw Bulgaria one of the few Socialist/Communist countries who were able to own land.
>>219185721I mean the people do land belongs to the people
>>219185695Saw a JRE with an Italian archaeologist or Egyptologist or something, he thinks they might have figured out a way to use acoustics from giant tunnels under the pyramids to help micro-levitate the bricks. I'll be honest I wasn't really listening but that's what I think he was saying.
>>219185748Yeah they found out the Egyptians used draining systems and also had knowledgeable of basic engineering
>>219185748Yes I saw that. It was the guy that did Radar Doppler Tomography over the pyramids. Interesting stuff, he was just suggesting that, he was conservative in his beliefs and was just giving examples of what it might be. I liked that guy.
Concerned that the right basket of my air friar cooks better than the left basket
Good effort shaun
>>219185774I thought it was found out it was draining systems for floods and rains btw ancient Egypt also used mold to treat wounds and primitive pregnancy tests
Pretty glad I'm not an Egyptian slave. My job is dogshit though. That's all I'm saying.
Blustery day.
>>219185804>Eats all the toast but leaves a sausageMentalist
>>219185804I could easily that all but I would need to in a bulk
>>219185805It goes very far down. The radar pictures show some spots might go 2km or something. Not sure if a draining system, we gotta wait someone to replicate his scans, his technology is legit, he worked for the Italia military and his method was used detect other things and it works.
>>219185820Would you eat the sausage off that plate? He hasn't slobbered on it or anything but it is a bit cold
>>>/sci/16910848
Whaddya think janny? Is this pic safe for work?
>>219185847I mean they Egyptians had complex tunnels systems to store stuff I know they Pharaoh was also hired with women, servants and animals
>>219185851After its been sat in the middle of those tepid beans? No chance
>>219185853Someone here a few years ago was posting about false vacuum decay, hard not to think about false vacuum decay
>>219185872The issue is that the Egyptologists don't want to look into it and claim it's bullshit and they've already "investigated" and found nothing. Egypt is one of the most corrupt countries and their lead Egyptologist is a total nutcase.
>>219185888Does Britain have a Britainologist?
>>219185900Trying to think of a funny response but I can't.....FUCK
>>219185900Mr. Bean
i don't know how to shitpost, i just try everything i can think of
>>219185943Just be yourself Sven. Let me axe you somn. You like that movie?
why are there so many characters in cyberpunk 2077 who are like 80-90 years old but look like they're about 40
>>219185957it's funny, macho salad
every day i drive to the beach and think i'm going to go and just enjoy the sea air but then i arrive at the beach and can't be arsed getting out of the car and go straight home
>>219185992Yeah, my cousin put it on when I was a kid and we laughed a lot. Gotta re-watch it. Any other Sven kinos like that?
>>219185978nigga it's 2077
>>219185978dont know
>>219185978>Adam smasher exists >Same universe in which Britian is a post industrial wasteland >Australia is suffering from housing shortages and sprawl >Soviet union still exists >People have implants and green skin Yeah but people looking young at 80 with extensive surgeries and pills yeah weird
Sometimes I like to get shitfaced and come here and post gibberish at 5am
>>219185997like that, not off the top of my head
>>219186067I wasn't on 4chan in my wild party days unfortunately or fortunately...
rorke speechless
>>219186104An unfortunate benefit
>>219186063you're a nigger lad!
Your plans for Lent?
Rapeape said you guys should get VPNs because of OFCOM
>>219186160quit wankingno meat
morning poo well underway
Lads…I found out what happened to Emmett
made a thread>>219186180
Who the hell is rapeape.
>>219186169Think it'll be the same for me but also getting off the evil muck music
>>219186160In Greece today is Tsiknopempti (day before start of lent) which means "Smokey Thursday" particularly the smell of grilled pork so it's tradition to eat grilled pork skewers. Gonna go to my moms house and grill some meats which I have already marinated.
>>219186174>2 birthday cakesspoiled brat
>>219186185you post on /pol/ quite a lot.
rorke tried working for the first time in his life, what happens next will shock you…
>>219186185No idea, their girls are so horny, I've been thinking of going there on a cocaine/sex adventure but I'm scared they're gonna stab me or kill me. Same with Mexico, but one of my friends went there and a guy pulled a gun on him because he was flirting with some waitress.
>>219186200Soon as I'm in a decent place financially I'd love to make a balkan trip
>>219186200God you lot have it so good
Really wish we had proper pubs hereClosest we get are shitty ass sports bars full of rednecks or coffee shops to sit and nurse some caffeine at. Depressing.
>>219186229You will have a blast. Sucks that our prices are not like before 2020 but still compared to US prices it's night and day. You can still rent a 2 bedroom for a month for $500 or even less.>>219186242Why is that? Because of the pork? Is pork illegal in the Uk?
todays eats:>breakfastnothing>lunch5 pieces of tuna sushi>dinnerpacket of noodles with vegetables and spicy cashew nuts
*spreads*
LMAO IVE RUINED MY OWN LIFE BY CONSTANTLY CHOOSING THE PATHS OF LEAST RESISTANCE LMFAOOOOO
>>219186269You have extended families with traditions on eating togetherThe person I live with won't let me fry meat, so I eat nothing but carbs
need to suck a fart out of her arse after she's eaten a greasy meal
>>219186290ktim! ktim! *starts running around stimming repeatedly yelling ktim*
To succeed in the corporate world you need to have a triple 4 day4 coffees, 4 cups of tea, 4 shitsYou have a rotating roster of one coffee, one tea while your poo brews, drop a hot oneRepeat in 2 hours cycles until you go homeIf you shit on your own time you're an idiot
>>219186304>You have extended families with traditions on eating togetherWhen I was in the UK I got invited to Sunday dinner (one of the best meals ever). >The person I live with won't let me fry meat, so I eat nothing but carbsWhy is that? What about the oven?>>219186308ngl with chubs I bust faster
>>219186304>wont let meAre you a pussy? You need permission to cook food how you want?
Look upon the Emma Watson undie and tell me you wouldn't lick the stains out of it.
>>219186290Hit my rock bottom in 2025 and I'm doing a lot better now. You can change
>>219186322I think that's a good way to literally kill yourself
>>219186322But what if I poop only 1 time when I wake up?
>>219186358You need to pump up those numbers>>219186351No
Hold in your pee and poop for as long as possible until it hurts is very good for you
>>219186380did that when I was fat kid cause I didn't want to poop in public places, it wasn't good at all
>>219186347I am nearing my mid 30s this is my life now
>>219186397start by not saying lmfaoooo or posting images befitting of a child and pick up a Bible unc
>>219186417Don’t fucking lecture me you little dickhead you haven’t experienced half the shit I have
>>219186287ni hao
>>219186436Give us the experiences gist brother
>>219186417You shut your mouthHow can you say I go about things the wrong way
Watching The Carpenter's Son. Pretty good devil vs Jesus movie. Dragging a little here kind of.
Don't drop me just yet gang, working on some rhymes
Honestly hate offering emotional support to someone, like I know you can say *"Im here if you need me". But what if they actually follow through and do need you? Man I got better things to do than that, it was just a hollow gesture man. I'm not actually here for you
need skin to skin contact with a kind and gentle woman
>>219186607Stop worrying about things that aren’t actually active problems for you
>>219186607Just thinking someone's there for you is good enough sometimes. Have a nice little delusion of reference brewing about deep state guardian angels or angels maybe, good crutch.
>>219186609Need to eat a blondes girls ass
why is this entire site obsessed with anilingusit's become shorthand for "i want to have sex"
>>219186689I've been doing this from day 1, it has nothing to do with 4chan. I'm the newest fag on this site probably.
browsing /fit/, my original homeboard from 10+ years ago very strange feeling, it's like visiting your hometown after going away for college and getting a job
>>219186689Normies decided to be obsessed with it a few years ago idk why and never will be No eros in licking a literal shit hole
>>219186811What has changed
>>219186890looksmaxxing trash mainly
well FUCK watya heardwell FUCK watya heardmuh steeze is BALLIN' OUTwat deez f**k nibbs kno bout gamm-bolynhussle bones runnin' out muhmoomoomoomoomoomoomoomoowobbawobbawobbawobb-hussle bones cummin' out muh mouf
>>219186850there's no poop though, please don't spread misinformation
I am a Jewish Muslim. I'm gay. I'm a paki. I'm a coon, a wog, a pickaninny; I'm brown, black, yellow, slitty-eyed, juju-lipped. I eat ethnic food, I spice my meals, and every fucking ragamuffin has had the time of his life at my ethnic council pad. I play the steel drums; I play the bongos; I'm Aboriginal, I'm Maori, I'm Irish, I'm Arabic. I have a hooked nose and a monobrow. I dont believe in the age of consent and I think God is both manifold and beyond conception. I dare to say nigger. I smell of poo and curry and cocoa butter, my nose is flat; I have braids upon braids, cornrows, dreadlocks. My pubic region is an Afro and my leg hair is in topknots. My arms have Fu Manchu mustachioes. I've got buckteeth and webbed feet and a vestigial tail. I'm inbred. I married my cousin. I'm an honour killer, a yardie, a sheikh, an imam. I play basketball and cricket. I'm a slave. I'm enslaved. I sail on slave ships. I toil for Massa every day. I'm brown as poo and black as night. I'm Wakandan. I'm a shitskin, al raghead, a dune coon, a potato nigger. I am Mboko; I am Ngubu; I am Rasheed, Pajeet, Pedro. I am Sue. I have inferior genes. I'm a thief, an acid attacker, a mugger, a brigand. I fear dogs. I wash my feet. I circumcise. I have a Soundcloud. I shoot people in my car; I stab them on the street; I say skeng, and leng, and gat, and piece. I eat fried chicken and samosas, sushi and durian, korma and sake. I'm a chocolate beauty, an ebony dream, a caramel fantasy, a cinder toffee surprise. I don't wash. My teeth are white; my skin is dark. I have a plate in my lip and a fat arse. I have cannibalistic tendencies. I chimp out. I'm a dole bludger. I have 11 kids and 15 siblings and 1 parent and 36 Aunties and Uncles. I want reparations. I deny comfort women, the Armenian genocide, African corruption, Chinese state surveillance. I cook dogs. I'm woke. I'm with her. I'm a nignog, an Uncle Tom, a based black man. I love hip hop, bhangra, K-pop. I vote Labour. I am Greater London.
Ok time for work. Hope you have a great day lads. Eating ass of cute blonde girls is not gross btw.
accidentally booted my dog in the head this morning when I was trying to find something in the dark
>>219187097scream
>>219187111Sir Island of Strangers
>>219187097woof
reddit having an absolute meltdown because of sir Jim
>>219187022sauce
Sir Jim Ratcliffe FIChemE
https://youtu.be/oMmidmD7FQk?si=sucuDhs17jCryQPMnew kino
>>219187111
mad how you can go to the beach basically any day with semi-decent weather and see a bunch of fit girls walking around half-naked
>>219187197Need to ban men from the beach
the toil freaks will be going to toil loool
>>219187194Love how they chose white people for the stock image
>>219185436remember this https://www.youtube.com/@BritfeelRadioLive/streams
Currently on the bus, got my nob out
Necking the rest of these cans me xxx
>>219185460our kebabs are all the leftover scraps from a carcass mechanically mashed together in a big slab that is cooked on a rotating spit for hours on show for you to see. they slice it off and put it in some bread
Wait but I thought… nevermind
>>219187338Never had a kebab as these things always seemed disgusting to me. On the few occasions that my mates would drag me to a kebab place I'd just get a pizza or a burger.
>>219187369morning gaylad
already at toil, it not right
Good lamppost
>>219187405Good lamppost to you too
>>219187405Those drivers are probably wondering what you’re taking a picture of them for
:D
>>219187499Bless her
>>219187194Chap holds his pen like an inbred
leftypol cheering with glee as the 5 million africans imported increased the economy massively
> Reform-led council set for England’s largest tax rise – despite pledge to cut rates
>>219187607Whoever could have predicted that tories couldn't be trusted
Lol, who'd have thought if you put a bunch of socialist clowns in government that growth would stagnate. Bravo
>>219187644what growth would we have seen under the tories?
>>2191876586 7
Get them deported. Get them out of my god damn country. Sick of mucky foreigners from 3rd world countries
https://youtu.be/_e1FnGT5J84?t=241
>>219187644howzat brexit going? lol
>>219185448Wots this then, order 770?>>219185460It's what we cal gyro player player. What job do you do?
>>219187644Ah yes, the famous socialists in the english government.
>l love socialism and want to give it a big kisskier starmer
>>219187750
another day of doing nothing lined up
Gio Scotti Tells Obsessive Fans to Leave Her Alone
>>219187369Type of english tourist to book a charter to Greece and spend a week at the pool, the "inglis pub" enclosure and the club, in that row.
>>219187762You must be retarded lad.
>>219187789I accept your concession
