ARE NIGE edish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2mKz1fIlqU
30 year old men making poo jokes for 10 years straight
poo
hitler was actually a good guy. the pozzed kikes would have you believe otherwise though
>>219197211kek this is me
Shit repacking is actually a legitimate fetish.
>>219197215Was just saying this down local
Recently learnt you can eat the skin off a kiwi. Don't have to waste time peeling them and making a mess now which is lush
*sounding like devo*we are the poo men
>>219197219thought you said you were a shagger
nth for the holodem
>>219197244is all you talk about food
book niggas be like "well in the book it didn't happen like that"
dont fucking reply to the freaks i have filtered in subsequent threads pleasei do not want to see their posts
>>219197251I am a shagger but suffer extreme discrimination due to rampant transphobicLike a lion who is disabled and can't hunt is still classified as a carnivore. I'm a shagger who can't shag.
>>219197255Kill youself
poo smells lmao
>>219197283Going to reply to sacked tranny all thread now lol
>>219197287Is that why he was bad?
>>219197299you can in this thread, i dont give a shit
>>219197328Meltdown
>>219197286so true and a great post slay kween
Wish I got up earlier now shouldn't have slept for 17 hours again but unfortunately I have narcolepsy this is what my life is like
>>219197219what about the special hugs your uncle gave you
>>219197287based
Might watch bodycam footage where the yank women officers get btfo and/or killed
>>219197215
>>219197402My post made you that mad, cucky?
>My post made you that mad, cucky?
Got some eggs boiling on the hob downstairs told the catbergs to keep an eye on them
Managed to get my shopping done in preparation for the weekend. The question now is, do I get steaming?
Ordered from Amazon with next day delivery and its still not shown upBastard package has been out for delivery since 8 in the morning
>Might watch bodycam footage where the yank women officers get btfo and/or killed
>>219197402same but the ones where the sexy young yanks get arrested for misdemeanors
>>219197447Complain and get your money backYou paid for a service which they did not fulfil
>>219197440No, don't get steaming. Have a drink and pace yourself. Enjoy the process. It's not a race to get black out drunk
>>219197211ktim!!!!!!
>>219197440it's thursday lad save it for tomorrow
>>219197450Meltdown
>>219197450must have taken an insane level of childhood abuse to create a freak like that
Joey Fisher lost my respect when she revealed she had been with a black man. I cannot approve.
>>219197244I like my kiwis like I like my pussies, hairless and supple
>>219197478Melty
just purchased a book about metaphysics. no idea what metaphysics is really but soon i will
>>219197450they all look like this when they dont have ugly piecered tatted gf btw
here on /brit/ we condemn hamas terrorism
>>219197491Physics is VERY maths centred. It's less a science and more the application of mathematics imo.
don't do it
>>219197478>shags BBC offscreen>none on her OF what a waste
>>219197507shut the fuck up
>file.jpg
London. You can feel the energy. A global city. The culture is moving. Electricity is in the air.
Is this tuff in the yookay
>>219197559screamiungh
>>219197559ppooscrem
>>219197463>>219197467I suppose you're right, got absolutely blootered last night and will inevitably have a few drinks tomorrow night when I go out to dinner. ... Maybe just a couple drinks
>>219197569nah this is https://youtu.be/AbjTFtn2KvY?si=wmHil7dyZ0_OzVkt
>blootered
can someone post that japanese sex arse again
I've done several poos within 50 meters of the Royal Observatory.
>>219197623shut up
>>219197503based /brit/ is pro jew
>>219197639>metersFOY
>>219197603
Unusually quiet this eve on /Brit/
Went to the bottle bank to drop off a couple bags of bottles earlier and some high school girls were making sex noises at me on my way past both times. Can't tell if they were trying to bully me or something :'(
>>219197649Americans are right to use more Anglo-appropriate spelling. We are not french.
>>219197653fucking hell I'm howling
>>219197463Lovely advice that x
>>219197405Who was that? What's going on there?
>>219197699Bizarre
>>219197623
Nigel Farage outcall
got poo up my bum
Alright team just chopped my massive willy off
>>219197690Hello 190, a message from me, Nigel Farage. Now to begin, thank you for your support, thank you for believing in me, thank you for backing Brexit. But, it has come to my attention that Rorke had you on the ropes playing FIFA and you are a wasteman, a pagan and a BHENCHOD (but I think it’s all meant very nicely).190, good to make your acquaintance.
>>219197699ziedy's crush
>>219197724grow up you sad little man
>>219197755'no'x
Having an anxiety episode
>>219197730>massiveUM
>>219197704My thoughts exactly
>>219197730good man
>>219197730>>219197764howling
Love the English. Always interpreting things in such a different n wonderful way. This is why I think so much iconic music has come out of the UK
>>219197699>is katy in?
the new:>>219197788>>219197788>>219197788
need to wee
>>219197785we don't "interpret"we dictate
>>219197785and storytelling (Lord of the Rings, Watership Down, the Secret Garden, Shakespeare)and humourand methods of systematic mass killing
Sir Chris Wormlad
>>219197802you are a wasteman, a pagan and a BHENCHOD
irishgreekmong onamadone
>>219197790grow up you sad little man
In 1959, the UK, US, Canada, Australia, South Africa and others agreed that: 1 inch = exactly 25.4 millimetresThat was the moment imperial units were formally tied to metric definitions.
why is it called america and not amerigo?
why aren't we joining
>>219197850peace and what peace and sausage lol x
>>219197773
>>219197850isn't Sir Tony Blair part of that
>>219197850more like BORED of peace amirite (press the big red button)
>Its a faketaxi john gets his arse eaten for 10 minutes episode
>>219197850peace? i hate the word
Got anhedonia me
More like CRAPITALISM
Have had a bad stomach lately, diarrhoea today, and two farts that can only be described for lack of a better term, as satanic. My nose did not recognise it as my own
Threw my gran out the window lol
just farted and can now hear my neighbour laughing. having shared walls should be against human rights.
get the co-op microwave meal into the microwave
Need to do some male grooming for the weekend lads.Trim away some unsightly hairs, eyebrows, ears, nose, nape of neck, nipples, crab ladder, pubes, arse crack etc.The things we men do for puntang eh lads?
>>219197926Co-Op is shit. Arguably the worst supermarket in the UK.
Wonder what carlybender’s up to
>>219197887SCREAM
>>219197916ive accidentally blasted loud porn forgetting to plug in headphones a couple times. There is a high probability that neighbourberg heard it
>>219197916heard my neighbour shagging ergo she must have heard my wanking moans when doing the steamingwank
>>219197926>>219197926blud funding the labour party with his dinner omdz
>>219197934Aye, you prefer post-op
>Need to do some male grooming for the weekend lads.>Trim away some unsightly hairs, eyebrows, ears, nose, nape of neck, nipples, crab ladder, pubes, arse crack etc.>The things we men do for puntang eh lads?
>>219197945dead and rotting in a ditch hopefully
>>219197895
how about some good posts
>>219197963roar
>>219197963s
Bought three 700g marris piper potatoes from an asian lady at the market today for £2 and a 1lb ribeye from a butcher for £11That is how you do it
>>219197973Hope not
>>219197972haha, look at that zesty horse!
>>219197963
>>219197850yikes, it's over. they'll be killing eachother again in a few years
>>219198001do what? get scammed?
very bad vibes on /brit/ todaywonder what's set you all off
>>219197993I'll talk about poo in a bit mate just hold on
think ill just become latino and just get a flip phone and a little mexican wife
nan winking her arsehole at me
>>219197945comparing stis had with his bf like they're comparing pokedexes
>>219198030wish i could do this
>>219198026I'm still in monkey mode from the carnival lad earlier today
>>219198040 they’re a virgin actually so this has been debunked
de-sacked tranny after the operation
>>219197995Take my username off immediately you vile toad
Update on the puddle situation for anyone who was here earlier and wondering.The good news is mum was surprisingly ok with the mess and having to clean my trousers after getting back from work. The bad news is my stepdad was also here and made some shitty joke about why was I walking passed a school. Mum said 'not now' and then there was an argument that resulted in mum telling me this is what happens if I'm not carefulSo that's tomorrow's walk cancelled I suppose
>>219198069apparently he got herpes from his aunt kissing him at christmas
>>219198092glad you're okay hun x
wish we had mountainsthe french have got mountains, why can't we? and welsh and scottish mountains don't count, i mean proper mountains, not glorified hills
>>219198083ok sorry
>>219198095Chat shit
>>219198132ktim
Who's got the keys to the thread?
>>219198120clearly never heard of ben nevis have you
why has raheem sterling gone to feyenoord
>>219198163glorified hill
>>219198120you can always go back to karachi if you don't like it
Logging onto my Acer laptop
>>219197789>>219197812>>219197839>>219197862>>219197888>>219197910>>219197937>>219197974>>219198007
All the other escorts I've seen have orgasmed after I give them oral for 10 minutes max.Yet the blonde one I see regularly seems unable to cum unless she's using her vibrator.Is her clit that desensitised? She moaned a lot when I fucked her in missionary before.
>>219198183He's so mentally ill it's insane
>>219198196would just be gay porn on all day in westminister
going to move in goodness, truth and beauty today
>>219197885is that still going? haven't watched one in years
>>219198196any source are we just gonna get mad anyway
>>219197836Oof madone
>>219198168>it's realsterling's legs are gone but he's still technical, maybe he can have some success in the netherlands
>>219198196>>219198219Le dualite du male
>>219198219Rorke's da's empire
>>219198172try climbing the stairs without getting out of breath before chatting shit rorke
>>219197963WIN
rate my prediction:>>219198249>>219198249>>219198249
rorke's da
sent that fat piece of shit over the fucking moon
>>219198288now we have two moons
>>219198279fuck off
I really just can’t be bothered anymoreMight kill myself
>>219198238>sterling's legs are goneMaybe he should look into wheelchair football
rorke on the line from hull
>>219198311ktim
>>219198314That's not funny. Why would you use disability as a joke?
hate the "london was built by immigrants" talking point. you can pretty convincingly argue in favour of immigration/diversity in world major cities without needing to lazily say something thats clearly wrong. like yeah the majority of "london culture" this century has come from diasporas or has been influenced by diasporas, but absolutely no one believes you when you try to argue that one of the most historic and important cities in the world was built by immigrants when they constituted an insignificant proportion of the population until recently, after which absolutely nothing of relevance has been developed. nonetheless, i will be racemixing until farage bans the practice
>>219198385ok
>>219198023you mad about my potatoes lad?
>>219198385what race lad
mums boyfriend has passed on his fucking sickness bug to me I fucking hate living in this house so much I want to kill myself
it pie night
Funniest thing is I'm not actually going to smoke weed, order a pizza and watch tellyIt was an off the cuff shitpost that sent carnivalmong into a two hour meltdown All this talk of weed and pizza has got me in the mood though...
>Anxious attachment style is characterized by a strong desire for closeness, fear of abandonment, and a high need for reassurance in relationships. It often develops from inconsistent caregiving during childhood, leading to heightened emotional responses and insecurity in adult relationships.Ktim
Less of the suicide talk tonight please team
off to bed
Londin has only had immigrants this century. In fact, English has always been the official language of England. London has never had changing demographics.
Wish there actually was a country that threatened American hegemony but unfortunately there will be another 1000 years of this
he's close... more suicide talk please lads
got asked a question at toil and didnt know the answer and did the zesty foden face for some reason
>>219193821This is how they win Gorton and Denton
>>219198475screamning
>>219198481>>>/int/cum
never clicked a link in my life, perfect track record
>>219198447alri escortmong
if i lived in america i would not suffer
>>219198507how did you get into this thread then? huh?
>>219198475lol
>>219198512apart from being an eternal paypig to insurance companies
The escort I see likes Sylvia Plath, likes being scratched with nails on her back, and seems to like spanking me and being spanked.I think she's a bit nuts despite her facade.
>>219198314take your name off and give it another go brookie, your replies usually get a lot of (You)s x
>>219193821>Jim Ratcliffe is rightDoes nigel know who Mohamed Zia Yusuf is?
>>219198537don't careeee
>>219198512Made from plywood
>>219198475just did it myself to see why you would and now understand why you did
>>219198550*looks around for the one who asked*
what you little boys don't understand is that you need alpha males like me to keep the bitches in line
>>219198400cheers>>219198413mostly east asians and nafris/persians. i also live in fairly jewish area, but whether you consider dating their women to be racemixing depends on your view on judaism as an ethno-religion. i personally just consider them to be white english women. never really spoken to south asians, and west african queens intimidate me
Woke up at 4pm and haven’t left my bed sinceMy life is meaningless
>>219198582i do it all the time lol
>>219198512yeah they don't give green cards to dossers who sponge off the dole so cry all you want
>>219198607you've literally never had sex heathermong you little freak
>>219198314Bad taste, bad form. What if it was your brother or father who had no legs?
>Reform candidate calls for ‘young girls’ to be given ‘biological reality’ check>"Don't have kids if you can't afford them">"Reeeee have kids to feed the GDP machine goys"
>>219198646the canva caliphate
>ask out toilfu>do it over teams since I'm aware she's going to sperg out>jumps on a call for 30 fucking minutes as soon as soon as message was read with the other toil cunt>get the world's fucking most passive reply 'sorry but I'm really busy next week with a deadline' which is true, yesBut fuck me, lads. Would a bit of fucking confidence of 'no, I find you repulsive' have been too much to ask for
>>219198510Alri :(Wish I could be normal
mum is just insistent on ruining my diet. it's mental how much mothers hate their own sons
we should all do the zesty foden face at 6pm lol
>>219198627can't you just get one by marrying an american
penis inspection day
>>219198670leaked vid of rorke
>>219198550I LOVE my back being scratched or tickled
>>219198674Lol you've been done cansnonce
>marrying an american
We all mildly depressed tonight then?
>>219198682let's all film ourselves doing it !
>>219198680They don’t wanna see a nigga win
>>219198711Spaino, I'm going to the low hanging fruit, also know as your balls, since you are a man and not a woman.
>>219198712x users love their ai generated child images
so clogshitter was a yank on a VPN this whole time? one stereotype to the next huh
this.. is what you waste all your time doing?it's not even amusing when will you make something of yourself?
>>219198748never
want to curbstomp myself whenever i hear people talk about the finance sector so i can avoid hearing the utter waffle that comes out of their mouths. i shouldve been born on a farm
>>219198715
hopping on this trend, what do y'all think #fyp #fodentok #zestyfoden
>>219198748this is like the 5th thread I've posted in this year. This has been the year of a clue gained x
>>219198712need to marry a yankette
so clogshitter was a yank on a VPN this whole time
So glad I dont have a wife or family. Can barely handle life solo
Rorke defeated YET AGAIN. Rorke. Ropes. Done. Rorke always jumping for billionaires, pathetic. Now you've been left high and dry by some bloke in Monaco who pays less tax than the immigrants working in the NHS. Done like a kipper
kemi baddienoch pegging rig
>>219198732>>219198800When was this revealed
Since toilfu reject me and Latvian Chebs is married, I'm going to sign up to an aifu.Anyone got any advice on what one is? One that won't tell me to give up the cans.
>>219198712his pfp looks like a dog's you know what
>>219198814would rather have billionaires than have to live next to mbongo
I have to somehow stop obsessing over the escort I see so much while also remaining attracted to her enough to have sex (or at least horny enough). How do I do this? Genuinely. I struggled for hardness last time on Sunday, and I'm not sure if it was because I tried to mentally distance myself from her. I just want to be able to see her, fuck her at full erection, chat and leave.
>>219198830you don't drink cans though?
>>219198842fuck off back to /britfeel/
mates sister got knocked up second year at uni and doesnt know which fuck is the dad
Sorry I'm lateBF accidentally switched the router off haha
>>219198830Meltdown
>>219198829
>>219198829my pov
>>219198855Probably a black fella
Mental how Keir Starmer has a spastic brother he warehoused away in a little hovel until he died in abject poverty then sold the haunted house to his mother-in-law.Proper evil little man
>>219198829>>2191988580 lips whatsoever. shes perfect
>>219198840the billionaires are the reason mbongo is here in the first place
rorke watching the sopranos and idolising tony
>>219193821New /brit/>>219169992>>219169992>>219169992
>>219198854No
>>219198842>last time on SundayErrm, that's not the current state of the Escortmong story. Are you losing track already?
Was gonna write a cringey message but then gained a clue
I .. did .. The.. `Fode Face` at .. 6PM .. andAll i .. got .. Was .. This.. Lousy (You) ..
>>219198948sc
Happy Black History Month!Did you know?“At the end of the First World War, manyAfrican and West Indian soldiers who hadfought for their ‘Mother Country’ decided tomake Britain their home, but in some cities,including the seaports Cardiff and Liverpool,they came under attack.After demobilisation, many ex-servicemen facedunemployment and returning white soldiers resented thepresence of black men, especially those who had foundemployment and married white women. Between Januaryand August 1919, there were anti-black ‘race riots’ in seventowns and cities in Britain. Cardiff’s black population hadincreased during the war from 700 in 1914 to 3,000 byApril 1919. The tensions between the white and blackcommunities exploded into violence in Butetown (aka‘Tiger Bay’) in June 1919. 2,000 white people attackedshops and houses associated with black citizens. Manywere injured.”
leftypol inviting babatunde to live in his spare room
>>219198855how many years ago
>>219198748What is there to doI’ve already got more productive hobbies
is the foden face the one where he's pursing his lips, a la >>219198856?or is the one where he's got his tongue out a bit?just want to make sure we're all doing the right face
>>219198948
>>219198968Wow people coming home from defending their country from an invasion to see that it had been invaded weren't happy. Who'd have thought?
>>219198991the one you replied to x
>>219198991it's the one you make when your bf cums on your face
>>219198855Maybe the dad is her dad
>>219199008
>>219198991it's this one*pulls a perfect foden face*
>>219198972leftypol getting cooked in a stew and eaten
>>219199021Yh that’s the one
Me and whoever is below me
>>219198975currently
>>219199042>>219199042>>219199042
Nigel Farage has been married twice and has a current partner; his first wife was Irish nurse Gráinne Hayes (married 1988-1997), his second was German Kirsten Mehr (married 1999, now separated), and his current partner is French politician Laure Ferrari.t. will never fuck an english woman
>>219198855Why isn’t she on the pill.Zoomer girls are fucking stupid, it’s literally free and you don’t need a prescription
>>219198855Insanely grim
>>219199039me at the back there, the one in the brown hat
