LOVELY FUCKING CHEBS edish
second
Dogshit zingers!Calling all dogshit zingerS!
>>219199042wow her bobbies are very bigg!!! i want to fuck her face!!
>why do you even care about the epstein files?
poowong!
dunno whats for tea
>>219198935I saw her on Sunday 8th, I posted here about it
ready cheddy go
I want to shag stupid zoomer girls
A clue gained.
>>219199042She was much more pretty before she got fat and depressed
>>219199132They're offlimits chud
>>219199108gets the largest audience for a mouse-based television show on satellite television in the greater london area
i'm an incel with a heart of gold
>>219199132
>>219198935he contradicts himself all the time. when he started the gimmick he said he was going later that day for the "first time" twice about a week apart, because nobody replied the first time. it's all completely fabricated for his own autistic amusement
>>219199155I do not want to see the fairies posted>>219199121and that goes for you too haha!
>>219199143It no fair, I want their zoomer pussy lips on my face
>>219199176you need to be a certain type to get zoomer girlsnormally mullet and moustache
just want boris johnson back really
>>219199165Too fat, lad
>>219199184very nigerian post, this
>>219199184alri boris johnson and no one else (except nadine doris)
>>219199184this. he mightve been an incompetent retard, but that made him one of us, and we have to stand by our own
Sir Raceplay Partaker
*flies past*
>>219199155Ribombee.
>>219199214ktim
in bedx
>>219199234lazy cunt
Scran
>>219199139innit
>>219199135I got the same ad on reddit and wondered why the criminal and his girlfriend had lanyards and the probation man is in a tracksuit but obviously they are wearing visitors lanyards and he is at toil on casual Friday.
Most subscribed british youtuber.Never seen or heard of him.
sir cock service
Now THAT is what I call PENG!
>>219199260me neither but then i'm not a bairn who loves minecraft and fortnite
>>219199260You envy him
>>219199165I would scran her poos with gusto.
>>219199258heatherpaedo
>>219199260used to watch him all the timei'm a zoomer, you see
gypsy by fleetwood mac makes me feel relaxed, unlike real gypsies which make me move my wallet/phone to my front pockets
>>219199260Neither. I bet his subpaypigs are all yankoids.
is this a sign of extreme demographic changeexcluding the sticky toffee pudding 30 years ago these rankings would have been reversed wtf are profiteroles
Sometimes I wonder if I missed out never getting into minecraft, spongebob or fortnite
>>219199260Never seen or heard of him
>>219199260some weird lad from my school installed a RAT on his computer and was trying to sell access to it on some dodgy forum
>>219199314>minecraft, spongebob or fortnitewasnt spongebob millennial culture?
>>219199307tiramisu is overrated wog shite
just woke upmy life is in shambles
Honestly would love to know what made the escort I see become one.She's a fairly intelligent woman (went to uni at least), although I reckon she likes to think she's smarter than she is, loads of typos on her AW profile. Seems healthy and normal so I don't think she's doing it to fund a drug addiction or anything.She has two small tattoos and said she had another removed. Maybe she became impulsive and outgoing in university?She said she likes feminist art/poetry so perhaps she's the type to glamourise sex work and see it as empowering and equivalent to other jobs?Or is it that she's lazy and sees escorting as an easy lifestyle where she gets to use her body?She told me she was shy when she was younger so I can guarantee she turned into a complete whore during university and probably had an OnlyFans.
>red velvet cake
>>219199307Let’s be honest most British food is dogshit and its a blessing these last 30 years that more cuisines have become popular here
don't think i'm subscribed to any british youtubers except whitelight and he's on thin ice
>>219199341Blog on you larping rat
>>219199344t. rajesh
>>219199281Based on having watched university challenge and hearing Paxo and the voiceover bloke say "trinity college Dublin" and "trinity college Oxford" (I think), I'll guess at this being some sort of map of different colleges of a university. Am I right?
>Let’s be honest most British food is dogshit and its a blessing these last 30 years that more cuisines have become popular here
burritos for tea
>>219199314minecraft was absolutely lushme and my friends spent so many days after school playing. we went on minigame servers, small faction servers, one of us even hosted his own server and we played mod packs for a long while
>>219199042would love to see her freckles painted white by jungle cum
favourite british pornstar?
>>219199363>>219199355he's right albeit
>>219199375nah, you got sent flying rakesh
>>219199367Wahey same
I've heard many say the first year of fortnite was incredible
favourite english asmr girl?
>>219199345What about Sargon, Mark Felton, and Lindybeige? The 3 horsemen of the Britocalypse
gonna watch yes minister for the first time. how often will i go "yes minister, thats exactly how it goes hahaha"? im familiar with all the israel skits theyve done, but i dont know how accurate the minister is outside of that
>he's right albeit
>>219199260how did you not hear about his beef with KSI
>>219199344heatherpaedo
https://x.com/HJB_News__/status/2021859494699933870leftypol clapping and howling
>>219199397first two chapters were pengt. 36 year old zoomer
>>219199404its pretty good
>>219199374used to like lola gatsby but she's walled and looks like an alien nowprefer wanking to lauren alexis' onlyfans stuff now even though she never shows anything
>>219199417Scream
>>219199398Creative Calm was peng but she's disappeared over the last few yearsDelicate ASMR (aka haannahr) was the cutest but she did a livestream where she said she'd never had a BBC, just an 'average BC', and everyone went off her before she dippedNow, it's probably Whisper Audios
>>219199374Ava Koxxx she's a gigantic bogged aggressive brummie and I love it
>>219199417bit fucking far rorkehe was only doing the 62
>>219199401find them all very annoyingnot because of their content but just the way they speak and their delivery, the english youtuber voice i supposeused to be quite fond of lindy but he's gotten very strange
what's wrong with red velvet cake
>>219199360After receiving no reply, I googled some of these terms and found they're parishes of the island of Jersey. Thanks for nothing.
>>219199404its funny. better than The Thick of It but you have to remember its from an era where the only woman in Cabinet was Thatcher.
>what's wrong with red velvet cake
>>219199406I'm relatively aware of british youtuber stuff but literally never seen the cunt in my lifeHas he done a 3 day bender with mashtag brady or daddy wellness
>>219199353How am I larping?
goggly boggly wiggly biggly !!
What's the difference between a cheb, chap, bird and lass ?
>>219199417KEKKKKKKKKKKPack in the migrants.
The best English YouTuber was haighyorkie and it's not even close
>I'm Tom Scott, and this is a drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>219199505>chebboob>chapguy (old-fashioned)>birdgirl>lassyounger girl
Why is Tel-Aviv Steve writing articles for The Jerusalem Post?
best dessert right here
>>219199519Dont know sorry
>>219199505if you have to ask, you don't deserve to know
listening to lil pump
>coalburner has her pokemon go buddy set as the coal truck monlol
>>219199398my 2 wives Angelic Lofi ASMR and Cait ASMR
bradders
Why are all british youtubers so dysgenic? The only normal looking one is Cole but he's a fucking weirdoMike Thurston I guess but he's not really a youtuber as such
How am I supposed to get cash from the bank to pay my builder when they are closed on weekends and only open during the hours everyone is in work
I'd never heard of them but now I'm seeing their adverts everywhere since this month started we leasing PS5s now?
>>219199545did this take place in your head?
>>219199406what beef?
Not seeing the gf until tomorrow evening for dinner.She said she will be preparing for valentine's day dinner etc. Wondering if she will shave her tuppence? I mean it's usually just trimmed but we shall see. Maybe she will get some sexy underwear, never seen her in anything other than her basic stuff coooorrr
>>219199555>needing cash at all>needing a bank branch to get cash alri literal 85 year old man
>>219199552>>219199555>>219199556>>219199568>>219199572Question cunts love their questions
>>219199556:/
>>219199545wait really?
>>219199582>needing a bank branch to get cashIf you're paying a builder you do, you can't withdraw a grand or two from a cash machine
>>219199556Everyone called me a conspiracy theorist when I said the elite don't want the plebs owning their own computers and will soon make us rent nodes. It started when Microsoft changed it from "Your PC" to "This PC"Just you wait. We will own nothing.
>>219199417sc
>>219199314minecraft was basedstill sometimes load up an old world and do a cheeky dig or build
>>219199582It's to pay a builder. Can't you read?
>>219199613return to tradition and terminal into a mainframe
Mein Craft she got
>>219199545kek
watching spider man (2002)
>It started when Microsoft changed it from "Your PC" to "This PC"Nurse!
a kitkat she wantedmy chunky she got
>>219199556holy shit you can never own it you have to keep paying them or give it back there's zero option to ever buy it
I use Linux
>>219199481i'm making red velvet cake this weekend and now you've done it, you can't have any
>>219199613Sounds good. Renting is way simpler and easier. Someone else deals with maintenance and risk exposure.
>>219199617Should try modded sometimes, especially if you like factory games.
nth for the gyaldem
>>219199555Tell him you'll transfer it to make it easier for him to report his fucking income.
>>219199655kek
>>219199646yeah Bill Gates would never do anything like to us, he's a good egg
>>219199667>tatsthrow em in the jeet pits
Remembering how we were told we can't all switch to electric cars because the grid won't be able to handle it but now we're building data centres everywhere to feed AI machines
african nurse called me a silly boy when i was in the hospital as a kid and its stuck with me ever since. i really was just a silly boy, and silly boys dont deserve the sort of treatment that i got from my family. i deserved better
>>219199682any friend of Epstein is a friend of mine.
might kill myself
>>219199671I don't give a fuck about his income, it's cheaper if I pay in cash
>>219199692did she say it affectionately?
>>219199691rorke doesnt want to hear about how solar and wind energy are now the cheapest forms of energy to produce
>>219199675I'm being serious. Ownership is a hassle
>>219199610You can take out 500 a day from some cash machines, like the RBS one that's attached to the bank itself. That's all I can think of, just take out the limit every day until you have what's needed
>>219199724You're enabler vermin.
>>219199667White women be acting like this for the tiktoks but when you do get them in bed for sex they just lay there like a plank of wood
>>219199722ktim
>>219199725yeah lol. i told her how i fell off my bunk bed and dislocated my shoulder cos i was pretending to be ben 10 and she laughed and called me a silly boy. was a very touching and honest moment
>>219199610If its a very costly job most builders will want a bank transfer
>>219199724doesn't your bank have saturday and evening hours. most do
>>219199748try setting up a camera for them to shag in front of I bet theyll go mental for it
>>219199758cute
There's a distinct lack of good escorts in Britain How do we force more women into it?
>>219199758was gutted when I got an omnitrix for christmas and it didn't work
>>219199787ominous post this
>born to rich parents>become a star youth athlete>have to quit because of injury>effortlessly get into a top university>drop out>make a band instead>gets critical acclaim What the hellhow is that fairliterally anything he touched turned to gold is it the result of some kind of autism
>>219199787force your mum to stop and spread out the demand
might shave me snatch
Jim Legxacy - '06 wayne rooney awful songrappers trying to make non rap songs never ends well
anime
>>219199787I'll get Gjergj and Alban on it. Surely they must be getting tired of robbing footballers playing away games in the champions league by now.
>>219199804Wealthy people tend to be of better stock and multi-talented. Athletic, intelligent and creative.
screaming
it's well known that the omnitrix only works if you have a low bmi
>>219199854i've used it to wank to!
more of an animatrix man me
just rimmed rorke
rorke fanboying over four armsleftypol wanking it to gwen
just blacked rorke
rorke getting into the fake taxi and guess what happens next
UAE are betraying Islam
>>219199842very american post, this
>>219199909Saaar
we need another covid
>>219199800He must be good at running away from the coppers haha
:D
rorke, um...rorke being r-rorke doing something racist!
>>219199911plebs will cope but it's the truth.
poo
>>219199907massive stroppy argument kicking the screen and shouting "THAT WAS A TEN POUND NOTE"recorded from five anglesabrupt cut to rimming
Wish I could go back in time and fix all the mistakes I’ve made
>The guy who played Steve in Stranger Things has the #3 single in the UK this week every time I take a peek at normie life I leave more confused
playing overwatch again aren't i
>>2191999324, 2, 1, 3
>>219199934>>219199911>>219199842yanks yearn for the british class system
Mousey never wanted to be a personality. He didn't post in a distinctive manner or anything like that
*makes bear noises*
>>2191999323,5,1,2,4
What are British values?>Performative hatred of France while secretly liking them>Being emotionally stunted but crying at bravery and heroism from dogs and horses>Hating your neighbours >Taking a genuine interest in ancient and oriental cultures (inshsllah haha)>Love of sports >Functional alcoholismWhat else?
>>219199972what about 5?
>>219199940Just blame them on Jeffrey Epstein
>>219199998HEY
>>219200006she can take my british value ;)
>>219199994he was off his rocker from 2022-2024
Find your love in Asda
>>219200000quints quonfirm
gonna play Minecraft
>>219199961Need her to batter my bollocks then brutally peg my arse as punishment for that awful business in India
>>219199932do you reckon big harv knows how to wank himself off?
how come britain was uncontested #1 when it came to music only to fall from grace today ?
any small men in?
>4, 2, 1, 3
>>219200033hope i pick one up then get arseraped by the meal deals
>>219200042guarantee his mum's woken up with him hanging out the back of her before
>>219199417Excitable people aren’t they?You can still see the monkey genes in their behaviour
>>219200068wasteman
>>219200041ktim
RBRS check. One moment please.
will be getting an m&s valentines meal deal and eating it all alone while wanking and playing pokemon games in my incelflati'm 34
I've made a decision.I will see the blonde escort again on Sunday 22nd for the 6th time. But unless it goes amazingly well, I don't think I'll see her again. Multiple reasons:1. She was a bit distant and cold when I was leaving last time and she has just left me on read when I wished her well until our next meeting in my last text to her. Didn't even get a "you too" or a heart emoji this time. The other two escorts I've had sex with are WAY friendlier over text. I thought this one was getting more comfortable with me but no.2. I don't really want to keep funding her lifestyle. I get the impression she has a very high opinion of herself and I don't like the fact that she probably earns 1k a week doing this.3. I still haven't really forgiven her for when she took a week to reply to me in December.4. She has an arrogant streak underneath her "girl next door" persona. She probably thinks people don't see it but I do.
>>219200056take the pissdid they survey blokes from university of bristol
SIX TWO
>>219200056>>219200083still no source for this
>>219199787rubbish, your just looking in the wrong places.
>>219200112Up 38.2% since march
What the fucking fuck?It’s the Barbary slave trade all over again
Told you it's Greens 2026Rorke is finished
>>219200130Kill yourself :)
>>219200074Looking at the meal deal prices, that's a definiteWahey
Maybe if you post it again the rape gangs will be brought to justice
>>219200033*picks one up and hangs around the lube aisle*
>>219200130she's treated you like the absolute paypig shitstain that you're acted like and you're still going back to give her more money lmao. "but just one more time" ok m8, tell yourself that. jesus.
Monitoring the situation in Ofcom HQhttps://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/protecting-children/Ofcom-fines-porn-company-800k-for-failing-to-introduce-age-checks4chan mentioned at bottom of article in note 2
autistically posting graphic stories of rape to a group of people who are already racistwhat's the point
>>219200147Oh and it lush. Is it still a BUY even today?
>>2192001962 more weeks
>>219200006This is a 34 year old British woman
>>219200196>fines company>they don't pay>nothing happensI fine Ofcom 5 billion dollars! Print that
I think we can all admit that the grooming gang girls were just a bunch of slags
um
>>219200193Ok but I've got her to suck my cock and fucked her so
>>219200083Labour is the sensible vote, he’s already halved immigration
playing overwatch comp
>>219200130Don’t you hate that some Jezebel can do this to you? Lead you to sin like this? She knows what she’s doing as well. Mother warned you about women like her. She probably laughs to herself about you when you leave and then forgets you altogether. What are you going to do about it?
why do my colours look different in firefox compared to chrome?
>>219200144Where? Adultwork is the main place
>>219200204Ah want us to just be quiet eh leftypol
>>219200222not paying the fine is a requirement to banning them, they dont actually expect foreigners to pay
>>2192002615G
>>219200239wow the prostitute let you have sex with you? big man!
Feeling of existential dread is back.
got mental health
horrible food and ugly women
>>219200219Yeah? I would
>>219200279ktimgot a sick horrible feeling in my stomach
katie price poo pic
>>219200177its all one price
i miss when the katies were a duo
>>219200239congrats man, big achievement, well played. must be right proud of that one
>>219200279What does you mean by that? I always have fear over how I’m spending my time
i just assume at this point that the people falling for spaino's escortmong gimmick are just too new to know who spaino is
Migration has been good for Manchester
grace long sex arse
>>219200307ummmmmm which katies are those then
>>219200296ew
>>219200307quite sad that the fat one will never get her tuppence out
>>219200260>Don’t you hate that some Jezebel can do this to you? Lead you to sin like this? She knows what she’s doing as well.I fear you're right.> then forgets you altogetherShe asked me for book and film recommendations. I'll see what she says next time.Like I said, unless next time is amazing I won't see her again. I'll ghost her maybe.
It’s over. How can Sir Keir recover from this?>>219200338
>What then? Should anything of the kind happen (and God avert the omen), I foresee that our realm would suffer no harm, since England would not be absorbed by Scotland, but rather Scotland by England, being the noblest head of the entire island, since there is always less glory and honour in being joined to that which is far the greater, just as Normandy once came under the rule and power of our ancestors the English
>>219200319what's wrong with this? it's just a normal stabbing
>>219200241This record-breaking decline in net migration was possible primarily because numbers had previously been so high. UK migration patterns in 2023 were very unusual, with unexpectedly large numbers of visas for care workers, international students, and their family members. This made it easier for the government at that time to bring down the numbers.
>>219200357>stabbingmong
>>219200338You can do more than that. You can stop her from doing it to others. You can make sure she’s never got that power over anyone else ever again
>>219200352I can tell from the font that this is WH Smith, which is closing all of its stores outside of airports and train stations due to an inability to compete with other stores.The price of a Freddo is 35p
>>219200346fake, or done for a meme. they're 38p.
feeling tired despite it being early still
Saving my good posts for the new
>>219200298>>219200313I just don’t have that internal feeling of peace like before.
>>219200374meant for >>219200346
>>219200357I do believe this is the very normal bombing of the manchester arena in 2017Part and parcel of living in a city
>>219199185https://otaku.co.za/collections/all/products/envy-cut-out-fitted-halter-top-black
>>219200252what did peope do before twist off bottle tops
Think my deliverwog got hit by a car
>>219200415sc
>>219200319wasn't expecting to see thatwhere did you find it?
>>219200415kizza smeared across tarmac
>>219200407Not sureI think they tied a bit of cloth around it no?
>>219200428internet
>>219200337I need that fat arse out
>>219200415delivery tracker and the package is on someones roof
>>219200319Imagine sending your daughter to a slag concert in the first place
>>219200415did somebody say, just e- *gets hit by a car and dies*
>>219200346>£55/kilo for freddosit's over
>>219200415had a white guy deliver my amazon package yesterdaybad sign that
i deserve sex from hot women
>>219200451
>>219200464here's the reply you're baiting for acting like a fat cunt
>>219200437cheers mate I'll start from the top and work my way down will I, I'll start with www.a.com and then www.aa.com and then www.aaa.com until I've been to every website, or I won't do that MONG
>>219200466Had a beautiful white girl deliver my uber eats. The economy is fucked
just heard about some beef
>>219200451need that fat arse on my face
>>219200451The fat arsed english woman is the greatest bodytype on the planet
just rolled on the ground laughing and howling because someone put themselves getting hit by a car in astericks
www.aaaaaaaab.com/aaaaaaa/aaa/aaaaa/a.jpg
>>219200451right well my boxers are down and my cock is out
>>219200496did you shag her up the arse
>>219200528um
>>219200528
New>>219200521
Fucking dickhead janitor banned me for spamming
>>219200528right thats a filipino toddler
>>219200565silence, gay little faggot slave
>>219200580Fuck you too buddy
>>219200372Errrrr
