Sex arse edition
Would
>>219200586gnomenkommando
yummy
>>219200586who's she
rightam off
The British Latino/Latina community
>>219200619mad how she bogged herself
>>219200625auspicious omen
post that webmyou know the one
>>219200627They prefer Latinx
>>219200642that one? you sure?last time i posted it, i was branded a monster
>>219200624This reminds me of all the dying UK Theme Park videos I've been watching on Youtube. The big takeaway is many people saying it's basically over for the domestic industry once Universal Studios opens their theme park here.
cutting my dick off and shoving it up my arse
Looking forward to all the BREXIT: 10 YEARS ON content coming on 23 June 2026
>>219200619what a body
sisters friends are over
thursday evening ladsyou know what that meanstime to go the carnival!
All the people here who said I shouldn't see escorts were right.I've lost my virginity to some cunt who doesn't give me a second thought once I leave her flat and would likely never even look twice at me if I saw her in the street.God what have I done?
>>219200752she looks fun to talk to
>>219200638genuinely is madlike properly mentally ill
>>219200745Your big sister, yeah?
Translators note: Carnival means Masturbation Factory
Definitely about that time to kms. Mental elves you see.
>>219200769:)
Just do it already
>>219200745have you ranked them by shaggablity?
>>219200768He's so gay
>>219200768do this face NOW
Translators note: I don't want your tea means I don't want to shag you
>>219200642
>>219200771I like the way the japanese say carnival
BREAKING: Former health secretary Matt Hancock set to join Reform Party
>>219200839horrifying
>>219200856we now go live to rorke for his reaction
>>219200856
hope catyank is alright, haven’t seen him post in a while x
Changing my bootloader to limine because I really like the snapshots synergy with btrfs
feeling utterly despondent !!
>>219200899Really good post
>>219200894i hope he's deador he got better either way hope he never comes back
>Britain is in dire need of a ‘Ministry of Sex’. Here’s why
>>219200898ok
gonna get a job
>>219200894He's alive and still shagging his Jay Dyer sex arse
>>219200899
>>219200856fuming
>>219200913Doing what?
>>219200903>>Britain is in dire need of a ‘Ministry of Sex’. Here’s why
Life is so incredibly boring for everyone without the internet
haven't had any oomph recentlylistlessboredunfocused
I'd Munchetty her Naga
i'll be applying for position of Minister for Sex Arses
>>219200935wonder what people did before it existed
stop wanking
*scouse accent*purple
got the arras on
i looked it up and they can't sack me for vaping in the toilets because vaping is not smoking
>>219200902Bit rude x>>219200918Incredibly uncouth post
>>219200967Good post
>>219200903government issue gfs for incels to boost the birth rate WHEN
>>219200953good post
>>219200976I did this when we toiled in the office back in the day but it set the fire alarm off
>>219200638and who is "she"? i've seen this webm before but thought it was just some random foid, not someone whose name people know
>>219200967I stopped ages ago, after I splooged all over myself
good post mong fucking loves his good posts
sir billie eyelash
https://youtu.be/0seXyQIV44c
>who is "she"?
>>219200993she's fit but you just know she's a stuck up bitch irl
>>219201004Used to do this all the time, wank through my joggers and let the cum sit thereThen one day the door went and I had to answer and it was the amazon man and he saw (and smelled) the cum and called me a 'dirty bastard'
>>219201009should be pelted with potatoes
>>219200993bullying bitch
>>219201019i liked when she was mean to the ice cream lady
>>219201001just makes you think doesn't it. everyone is known by someone.
Aggravation by Briton Rivière (1896). Radford suggests that many trolls perceive themselves as jester-like figures, tormenting their targets from a position of relative safety.
>>219201016screaming
Would you say this looks professional?
>>219200981It's true though
Chair starting to smell from sitting bare arsed on it
>>219201054ktim proper smells like unwashed arse might have to bin it and get a new one again
>>219200993shes walled now
>>219201001adventureswvicc, just another onlyfans slagisn't even that bogged to be fair but got fake tits and looks very generic now
i deserve a peng gf with a good attitude who doesn't bust my balls and slobs my knob whenever prompted (sometimes unprompted)
>>219201073You are significantly disabled
would sniff all your seats
>>219201084no you dont
>>219201001can't remember her name sorry lad it was in a thread at some point so it will be in the archive which is unfortunately not working for me at the moment
>would sniff all your seats
>>219200690mad how I can tell this is a latina just from the hint of dark bum crack
The heart and soul was ripped out of this country the day Lee Rigby was killed
>>219201081corr would love to see her dropped in a Mumbai slum
>>219201084get a chink gf
>>219201115ktim
>>219201081Bloody hell, I've seen the original webm for ages. I've also been wanking to adventureswvicc for ages. Had no idea it was the same person. I've only ever seen her bogged self
angela rayner pegging experience
mad how much of a sensitive little bender i am :/
>>219201135sorry we've only got burmese zoomers left in stock
hopefully that bolognese will clear out whatever foul and fetid obstruction is making my bowels ache
Just reported a post
>>219201120bum crack detective over here
ffs ive just done a double-sneezemeans im dope sickive not felt too bad and not even had diarrhoea and its been about 30 hours since i had any opioids/opiates and even then it was a small amount. id hoped i wasnt addictedbut the build up in my system must have been higher than i expectedthe double-sneeze is an unmistakable sign
>>219201146ktimthe slightest thing will get me spiralling
>>219201162fat line of chang will do it
>>219201135i said peng not pangpang
my trusted advisor sir kier wormtounge
>>219201165Why
>>219201146>>219201170Better than feeling nothing
the asian gf
donning on my spiritual armour
all i wanted was a pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me. just a pepsi
>>219201161exotic~
>>219201185best timmy cud do
>>219201143i don't know what makes them try to look as generic as possible, surely that can't be a good marketing strategy
>>219201169unfathomably grim post
Is anyone else shitty, like a rape cunt fucking?
>>219201183Racism outside of /b/
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>>219201187you're on drugs!
those aldi single serve pizzas have gone downhillbarely any cheese or toppings on them nowthey do it because they know the single men who buy them wont complain
i'm a grown man without a hairline and sometimes i still fantasise about killing myself just to spite my parents
>>219201169You been on the pregabs to help?
>>219201213Identify the post
>>219201216hi i'd like to learn more please
>>219201187young man in this house we drink coca-cola and that's final!
>>219201228ktim in a few years
>>219201220cor you just reminded me I have a frozen pepperoni pizza to eattime to scran
must be rock bottom to blog about being dopesick on /brit/
>>219201228get an elaborate hair system
>>219201228strange little freak arent you
got my smelly paki robe and sandals on
>https://xcancel.com/prestonjbyrne/status/2021949320455442662Ofcom have provisionally fined 4chan £500,000 for Online Safety Act breaches
my hair is going grey at my temples and i pretend i don't like it but secretly i think it looks cool
good grief that sweat
>>219201261aww yeah, it prayer time
Reported some more posts
>>219201260like to point out the obvious don't you
>>219201272k
penne arrabiata just arrived x
>>219201272And how does it have jurisdiction to carry that out?
>>219201291blog on
>>219201291You order pasta? Lazy shit
I'm betting a lot of those bigger sites are fuming the fine is so small, I remember tales of fines of £20 million for non-compliance
>>219201272>is minded to>has proposed>proposes
you're not him rorke
>>219201291takeaway pasta is it
>>219201291hope you choke
>>219201272we'll just have a whip round
reckon they had to simplify the captchas cos people couldn't be arsed with counting star points and where the white bits were in the tetris blocks
>>219201123Reckon that happened when Tony Blair was elected. Mandelson said he would have so much immigration he’d “rub the right’s noses in diversity”. And what do we have now? A government of perverts and paedophiles
still giggle at the pasta delivery gimik
>>219201252youchoob broken
>>219201081that's a bloody shame, the girl in the other webm had a lot of character, but this girl is as generic as they come, wouldn't believe they were the same person
>>219201345hi there, can you help me learn more please
>>219200640>auspicious
>>219201340Not the smartest are you
>>219201341Maybe Lee Rigby meant nothing to you mate but he meant the world to me
>>219201272Embarrassing
>>219201123it was much much earlier than you thinkthere are articles in russian newspapers from about 1900 that say britain is done because the elites of that time only cared about america
never eat any chinky food because i'm highly sensitive to fishy flavours and those chinks love to sneak fish into fucking everything even if it's a non-seafood dish
>>219201382ok
rigbymong off on one again
>>219201382Shut the fuck up, miserable cunt
Communism isn't sleeping; it is, as always, plotting, scheming, working, fighting.
Meltdown
have ordered delivery lasagne from the hampton court zizzi's on multiple occasions. just really fancy lasagne when i'm very hungover and at my least capable of making anything.
>>219201216ive been getting this it's genuinely annoying
just back the fuck up
>>219200953She was an angel
>>219201385having a contemptible little snigger on my behalf are you? rest assured i am not even slightly discouraged from doing similar blogposts in the future>>219201392go away fatty
>>219201399>Communism isn't sleeping; it is, as always, plotting, scheming, working, fighting.incorrectcommunism doesn't work
>>2192013114chan have ten days to make a reply before the fine is final
>>219201362Was he your boyfriend then? Did you shag him?
>>219201233had some yesterday but not for withdrawals, was just in the mood for some. probably why ive not had the shits. not having any pregabs today, going to take some taps shortly and work out a plan for another withdrawal. unfortunately might have to wait for the back end of march.
>>219201420fuck up
>>219201186good lad
selling my bunghole
>>219201436>Monaco-basedAh yes. The fabled Monaco-based patriot.
>>219201417genuinely looks like me
>>219201417cute cute cute
>>219201356lot of assumption in your post there lad. try not to be such a cunt yeah?
is this general nigger friendly?
big night for the arse
>>219201427They've been trying to reply but are struggling to find the image that has exactly 2 stars with 5 spikes
had a wank. willy exploded and all
>>219200521yooooooooooouuuuuu
>>219201462naw but your mum's arse is
>>219201462not as much as your mum is
>>219201477raped him
>>219201436what a contemptible coward, he has lost support from the leftymongs who believe united can do no wrong and the rorkemongs who loves anyone that says even a word of truth.
weather forecast promised it would piss down all day today but it's barely even overcast, shouldn't be allowed to make these kinds of wild predictions that more often than not turn out to be wrong, should it?
>>219201454Dunno why that’s a gotchaIt’s the duty of every patriot to withhold tax from this government who will just spaff it on muslims who go on to rape little girls
>>219201436literal billionaires cower before unwashed wog bio mass
wish vagrant holiday made new videos that is an S tier channel for me
If anyone wants to work in Japan at a supercomputer and has undergrad in chem/phys/maths/AI respond with an anonymous email. Ideally you'll still be working there but not the end of the world if not. Internships are next year for up to 90 days. Bonus points for biophysics or drugdesign or GPU. Integrated masters world work.Happy to answer any questions testwalltvkansai@proton.me
>>219201462your dad, your sister and your mum
my eyes are watering and i don't know why
>>219201462yes m8 we take all shapes and colours just like your mum's fanny
>>219201432Don’t be so damn disrespectful
>>219201455wes streeting is awful. i hope that gay cunt does lose his seat to a muzzoid
europe is already dead simple as
>>219201507dawsons creek died
>>219201435you're probably a runty virgin with a small willy irleven if you're not, i will content myself with that image and there's nothing you can do to stop me
same posts on repeat
lee pigby
i can't leave a socket with the switch set to "on", i have to turn it offdon't know why this is
he eating da poo like de ice cream
>>219201462/brit/ has three simple rules
T'was the last snow of the season
>>219201279whomst
>>219201525he said, making another repeatable post
>>219201524project on niggypops
>>219201436A fellow Old Grammarian!>Adolescentiam alunt senectutem oblectantas we say
>>219201456pic pls
>>219201501I've had several mates do masters/postdocs there and they all came back and say they'd never work there again
it offends me seeing fat men with girlfriends. It’s not right. Back in my day you actually had to put some effort into yourself to get a gf.
>>219201529SCRWEAM67
not super happy
ffs can literally not stop farting. think i might have arse cancer.
why does the leaf come to /brit/ when he hates it so much
weird how MN sounds like a regular fat scottish fella you'd think he would try to sound cute or something
>>219201539>adolescents cant legally objectnone school
>>219201546meanwhile supreme gentlemen such as myself are left with nothing, not even a crumb of fanny
can someone link the arsenal thread please x
>>219201559need my nose surgically grafted to your hole
got the football on
so clogpoopy was a yank on a VPN this whole time?
>>219201582fat lazy cunt x
Elon Musk’s longtime fixation on a white racial majority is intensifying. The richest man in the world posted about how the white race was under threat, made allusions to race science or promoted anti-immigrant conspiracy content on 26 out of 31 days in January, according to the Guardian’s analysis of his social media output.
picked up some dogshit that was on the road and stuffed it up my arse
>>219201564I obviously don't hate it though
get the crypto depositedget the tor browser openedget the gear ordered
Jeets have completely taken over my state. It's so over. Too many. Get rid
>>219201589wogs kickiing a ball? not for me
get me plugged
>>219201580Must be hard in Australia
>>219201546Which is it, only Chads get pussy or it’s too easy?
>>219201597(((they))) are frightened
>>219201612gdp has to go up or something like that
>>219201597>conspiracy contentnot everything's a conspiracy
>>219201597mad how rorke has the richest man in the world on his side but his side is still losing
>>219201546im fat and i dont have a gf
i'm leaning more into the side of reincarnation than going to heaven or hell or purgatory at this pointone single life is not enough to measure a human being, they need to experience too many facets to really be judged
>>219201623Excuse me?
nothing worse than when 3DPD whores try to imitate 2D perfection
>>219201556Y?
>>219201612New Jersey, Texas or California?It’s your fault for letting us in - there’s just too many of us
>>219201597yeah why would a south african be worried about how white people will be treated as a minority
>>219201639that's how they got the name orcas
>>219201618genuinely is, aussie girls don't put out, even some british exapts i know have mentioned this
get that bitcoin clitty caged
I like coming here cos it feels unpredictable and chaotic sometimes and it's funny hehe
>>219201639mola mola aka sun fish.the oceans largest bony fish
>>219201661orcas?more like hardas (nails)
>>219201639not really on is it
>>219201666you are severely mentally ill
>>219201658NJ yes kek. State has been jeeted top to bottom. Only white bits are down South.
>>219200768zesty mf
>>219201597too little too late
>>219201639a bit crude but the important thing is that mammalian supremacy is upheld
>>219201597he'll go turbo christian soon bet you
Jen Dodds sex arse
been disappointing mumstein immeasurably lately but it's my birthday on monday so she has to be nice to me
>>219201689no i'm not be quiet
>>219201597>the guardian
*stares at you*
Report form is broken it doesn't do anything
>>219201694used to live in chatham nj when i was a nipper. bet that's still whitedale.
Chicago Town pizza has come out of the microwave all soggy!!!! Ewww!!!!!!
Man has a point
two thirty something year old men posting cutesy um memes to each other
>>219201740get away from me robotgirl
>>219201732you are severely mentally ill
reckon the wogs will kill us all? or will we be allowed to live in peace?
>>219201756stop trying to make 'I was almost american' a gimmick lol
get wrapped up
>>219201761doesn't happen with an air fryer
'twas brillig
>>219201780don't tell me what to do
and I was almost americanwhere the blacks can freely roam
quite frankly i don't see the point of these things
>>219201787ah yeah twas it really?
Team GB have shat the bed in the curling
>>219201763what about unskilled workers from rich countries (ie me)?
>>219201797they clean the litter the wogs leave on the street
>>219201763camp of the saints
>>219201771first time i've ever posted about it lad. i went to a yank school and got fat. the other kids didn't like my accent.
>>219201597Based ElonHail Trump Death to Democracy
should I try to see an escort tomorrow? or go for an Asian massage?
>>219201797they're like slow creatures of their own in amongst the urban sprawl
>>219201797we haven't any litterwogs around mine but they come by in autumn to clean up leaves and keep them out of the sewer grates
>>219201652the complexity of life is at unimaginable heights of intellection for you, calm down, lad, and ask God to enlighten things for you
>>219201763reckon man should get murdered and made an example of
>>219201723How old will you be
>>219201780it's going up to 5+ here this week too, and there will be obnoxious mongoloids wearing shorts
sarajevo safari
>>219201861he'll be 100 eventually!
rorke somehow managing to bring up his distaste for non-whites when the most random thing imaginable is mentioned
>>219201861old enough to know better x
the newget it made
>>219201797keeps the ice polished and clean
>>219201873rorke the elder
leftypol somehow managing to bring up rorkse when the most random thing imaginable is mentioned
>>219201882youre not the boss of me now
>>219201797They look fun to drive
>>219199042>>219199042>>219199042>>219199042
NEW>>219201918>>219201918>>219201918
did the 35 year old man post poo and link the old
>>219201913You’re a horrible little man
>>219201544No jo required. Depends completely on your boss (read : not Japanese) I know a guy who's Japanese literally blinded his mice just to fuck with him if your boss is foreign it's fantastic
>>219201455Why is wes' first 2 texts on the left hand side and his final one on the right hand side? Could this be AI nonsense by any chance?
>>219201908you are too wholesome and pure for this thread
>>219201823Indian giving up the US for Britain is crazy
what's the name of the whore in OP? You fucking british cunts, I fucking hate you all, die die DIEplease give the name
>>219201843id stick with the chinky
>>219200919Thanks deany
>>219201340skill issue
>>219201462>tf>tpYou have to go back to your country, Ahmed.
>>219201531We got zero snow this year. In fact it barely reached freezing. Going to be an insanely dry summer. :( def gonna be wildfires.