Dunham Massey blackamoor edition
thoughts on Yang Wen-li lads?
>>219201942he doesnt need those xDhes too fat xDD
>>219201949little gay chinese fella
ATTENTIONPlease discuss /brit/ish culture in this thread, as it is why it exists. Something cerebral, I mean, albeit complemented by a poo seal or six
an evening with nick griffin - wolverhampton civic - 22 may 2026
changed my 4chan font from helvetica to liberation sans
absolutely hate my birthdaybut I think that’s just because I don’t want my family members to think about me because I know if they do they’ll think about how much of a complete fuck up and failure I am
watching the speed skating and the commentators kept saying how bhutan was doing well and i was thinking fuck me bhutan do high level ice skating that's a turn up for the books but then the race ended and it turned out a canadian had the frog name 'boutin' and bhutan aren't doing any speed skating after all
that Chicago Town pizza was alright, actuallymight have another one
the bpd gf
>>219202000KTIMTIM
>>219201918went there with school once
There are few wars between good and evil; most are between one good and another good.
>>219202000ktim
>>219201942>>219201987this (fat pig dog americans) is why RAM costs $1200
>>219201987Posting EU5 achievement icons are you?
Behold, the heart‑shaped Cocoon Nebula
unlucky friday tomorrow
>>219201918Ugly thing. Why would white people want to see this in their community every day?
just saw a fat cat run off with some chips
>>219202034very weird thing to go to a school trip for
>>219202025for me it's the mini deep dish 'roni ones
Reckon you could be happy living your whole life without a family?
>>219202059will we ever explore it or are we just going to continue just looking at these things in space for all eternity?
might just hate fuck the escort next time
>>219202059not really heart shaped is it
wonder what david attenborough is doing now
Don't know why anyone would want kids in this day and age. Literally bringing them in to a totally fucked country and fucked planet
>>219202096yeah reckon we'll send some probes or whatever out there at some pointcan't imagine it's a very hospitable place for life so maybe we won't go ourselves
>>219202096That image is millions of years old
rorke
>>219202117It’s always been fucked.
>>219202095With a wife but no kids? Absolutely. Kids only disappoint. A wife can too, but it doesn't cut as deeply
>>219202102screamingwhy was he doing this
>>219202095no my life would be miserable
>>219202102sir am bottom
>>219202095sir gavin newsom has quite a large family as far as i remember
>>219202121nah it's only 4000 light years away
>>219202059Holy kino
>>219202133hateful leftoid (you look like the BLM nappyfag btw)
>>219202095yes, I've already accepted that as my fate some time ago and I'm at peace with it. I have several different active social circles so I'm far from lonely but I reckon I will need to move into a home when I'm retired to stop myself becoming totally isolated
>>219202095I hope so because that is all I can hope for
>>219202161Oh
Do Americans eat jam (jello) sandwiches without peanut butter?
>>219202059looks too hot send all the immies there
>>219202100Um lad I don't like the direction this is going
>>219202095Past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing.
>>219202185your sister's lover
saw someone say that some mothers do 'ave 'em hasn't aged well so I looked up what they were talking about and its a single line where a boy calls Frank Spencer a poof
>>219202059woah is that... a bunch of red light and stars 634805645 miles away in a giant black space that would microwave any living human life form... so heckin cool bro i love science..
MUMMY
Should I take viagra before I see the escort again or is it not worth it?Is it dangerous?
Ah yes did the Japanese man draw a successive row of cells that were then photographed and shown in a rapid succession to give the illusion of motion that then imparted an opinion on to you?
And for Canslad?Sober night and runescape because I'm abit of a fucking retard, you see.
>>219202229probably one of the least funny sitcoms ever created
>>219202194Sometimes I just put jam in bread and eat that because I don’t want to toast it.
>>219202243I would never let this disgusting trollop cut my hair
someone post the image of the theoretical uk general election result if only young women votedthen ask yourself if you'd want kids (especially daughters)
Loves blabbering into the void about escorts doesn't he
>>219202143>>219202150He still hasn’t been prosecuted meanwhile they the bloke who shared the screenshots was and had to wait a year before his trial (where he was acquitted)
>sir chris wormald, head of the civil service>sir worm mould, my advisor
>>219202262still seen no proof that that image is accurate
>>219202236it looks pretty
>>219202262don't even know what this is supposed to mean
>>219202051Funny cat videos >>>>>> your ability to bing bing wahoo the latest soulslike jrpg extraction shooter
Boring post not worth making
>>219202262
>>219202262>politics inform my decision to have kids or not
>>219202243too distracted by his massive nose to look at her tits
what a goal by brentford
>>219202271honestly the state of this country is just mental
really wanted to have sex today
>>219202297Melty
His Majesty Keir Rodney Starmer Windsor
>>219202185
>>219202307being an incel does that
>>219202095Who said anything about being happy? I've accepted I'm never going to be happy
ever just wake up scared lads? like not anxious but actually scared as though you're in real danger?
pérfida albião
>>219202274Don't even need to check early life section
>>219202268it's a gimmick there is no escort. best we just ignore him and hope he dies
wrote something morbid to post but deleted it because nobody needs to hear that :Di'm learning to be mindful and considerate of others
Lads, how can I get over worrying about having such a small penis when I visit the escort?She moans like she is enjoying herself but all I can think is that she is faking it since there's no way my micropenis could satisfy her. She agreed to meet again on the 22nd so should I ask her then if she is only pretending to enjoy it?Should I even mention it at all?Is it wrong to expect honesty from someone who I feel I have built a connection with?
>>219202349yeah when i have a scary nightmare
You are spiritually brown if you find AI videos amusing
>>219202316if you were a girl or a chad you could
>>219202365This post distresses me can you delete it?
>>219202349yeah when i have an evil dreamusually about being attacked by a wild animal, often a bear or a crocodilereally frightens me when that happens
absolutely nailed my smooth scrolling
>>219202194Toast with butter and jelly sureIf you go to a diner normally they will have little jelly packets at the table for your toast
get a bit paranoid that being quiet at work will somehow result in me losing my job because I'm not a 'team player' or something
>>219202374As opposed to being physically brown like you
>>219202373yeah i usually chalk it up to the dreams but then when i try to remember the dream it's like "wait was that actually scary?"
>>219202412HOWLING
>>219202383no i'm sorry but it's staying up :)
>>219202366Nice try but I don't have a micropenisWhen I'm fully erect it's 6.8 inches, I just find it hard to maintain a full erection
a quick defecation may be on the cards
Doing vile farts into my office chair
>>219202313
>>219202377I'm a quasi-chad
>>219202365that's sweet
>>219202423Ruined it
all women are ugly, but you only see their true faces when they're older and all the collagen has gone awaythat was their actual face all along
>>219202297talking about yourself and this post?
hi umcabbages, do we have secret police in this country? :z
>>219202388Aww bless
>>219202404That shit’s disgusting. I only get my jam from the local apostolics or mormons.
>>219202463not true is it.
need to have a shave tonight haven't had one for a week
>>219202441more like quasimodo
>>219202406They'll think they're doing you a favour.
>>219202412lol
did you ever have this dream when you were a kid? i thought it was only me but other people describe it as well. like giant shapes and their size was so massive and impossible that it's scary.
lol
the miserable bitch gf
>>219202500why is she miserable?
>>219202500She will never fuck you
>>219202500cute
juno
>>219202426I read that as a quick defloration lol
>>219202500If she were a man she'd be an incel chud
Today's word of the day is:>interregnum
yt ppl fucking love their winter Olympics
>>219202483scromiting
>>219202558incelsmegnum more like
>>219202243cor I used to know someone like this in high school
i don't shag
I'm here today to offer you a sprite cranberry
>>219202536shit game
>>219202554100% this. you can tell that by her face
>>219202579rather drink my own spit
already had a wank tonight but might have another
You didn’t actually ruin it I just wanted to bait you as well
love it when it feels like my cum is coming straight from my arse
>>219202497i did yeah. and sometimes it was like a huge ball balancing on a needle
>>219202497no
>>219202642there's something wrong with her face
thinking about when i used to play star wars battlefront with my mate back when i had a mate
if he were british, where would he be from
>>219202538bet you did you dirty slag
I can cum my height
>>219202643grow up you sad little man
>>219202696shes a horse girl
hate when that happens
gorpheus.
>>219202698what happened
>>219202696Not a nice thing to say is it
when will it stop raining?
>>219202703mad how he could fit in on any uk council estate
we cum tit village
>>219202703Cornwall or Sunderland
>>219202703literally me
listening to olivia dean and imagining she's singing about me
Sfsm might be the worst gimmick ever made
decided to order Viagra/Sildafenil lads
Rate the workout x
>>219202536i wanted to post this webmshe's so cute
the gee eff
>coldplay
ktim
boring threadi'm bored
I (29f) just told my neighbour to get a life after he cornered me and told me to stop ordering deliveries because it is disruptive. In his defence, I order a lot… I am a single girl living alone and I love skincare, but I am absolutely not doing anything “disruptive”. This happened a few weeks ago too and I was very timid, apologised and told him I would stop ordering so much, but tonight he caught me at the wrong time.
>>219202823She will never fuck you
>>219202845>>219202850
>>219202852thought it was credited to battyman for a minute
>>219202850That's anhedonia. Stop wanking.
>>219202868Great post.
had another dream about noncing on sisberg ever happened to you?
>>219202845no one care me
>>219202845>>219202850umbear
right well thats not on is it
>>219202845>>219202850ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
>>219202874hmm ok
mum forced me to join a football team when I was a young lad because I “needed socialising” but it just made everything worse because I was so terrible at football all of my team hated my guts and refused to talk to me because I’d cause us to lose
>>219202703Newcastle
>>219202898s
>>219202803>44kg bench press
>>219202902bet a bunch of them ran a train on your mum after a match and she made you walk home alone
shift cvp
honestly hate womenlife would be so much easier if I were homosexual
>>219202902ktim but the manager as he kept telling me to 'get goal side' and I didn't understand as there were two goals lol.anyway I became normal and was player of the year two seasons after, also I'm straight now x
>>219202928You are significantly mentally ill
>>219202902ktim they put me in goal and got angry when i let goals in
HMP Sex Arse 1>Female prison officer, 27, is sentenced to eight months for relationship with convicted murderer at Britain's most secure jail after they swapped 'sexual' Whatsapp messageshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15553143/Female-prison-officer-sentenced-relationship-convicted-murderer-Britains-secure-jail-sexual-Whatsapp-messages.html
>>219202934can you summarise what he says
dont cry out loudjust keep it insidelearn how to hideyour feelings
My brain is permanently broken from the fact that I missed out on any kind of relationship/sex/romance growing up and I will never recover from this.
got the footy on
HT: Brentford (0.39) 0-0 (0.13) Arsenal
HMP Sex Arse 2>Female prison officer, 21, who told her inmate lover the location of rival prisoner he wanted to 'do in' is jailedhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15553935/Female-prison-officer-told-inmate-lover-location-rival-jailed-Durham.html
the cuckle brothers have arrived
>>219202968This is cope
um
Shabana MahmoodShamima Bigum
>>219202874shitting nora
>>219202979immoral and tardy
>>219202982How? I completely failed to develop normally.I'm 29 and I've never kissed a woman who isn't a prostitute.
>>21920291944 kg dumbbells in each hand you melt
>>219202978>initiated contact through social media>mobile phonedoes prison mean anything anymore
where's carlybender?
>>219202857ok and?
place your betswill ziedbelg be spending valentines day alone again this year?
Atletico Madrid vs Barcelona
hindenburg and ludendorff linked up
I'm a Sensitive Young Man cursed to a life of loneliness in this cruel world
>>219203053Mate he's here during Christmas obviously he will be here on Saturday
>>219203029ive got that radiatorgot my towels cooking on it as we speak
YouTube have made the subscriptions page weird I dont like itIt used to be in a list format, and now it's not
>>219203053lol that's actually pretty funny and true
so /brit/ will be paused on Saturday, will it? we all have girlfriends and wives to shag, do we? is that what will happen?
the escort I see likes Buffy the Vampire Slayer and has tried to get me into it
come on Clayton punish this reform cunt
Watched a video about self hosting and immscared I'm going to fall down that rabbit hole
autismberg getting the better of me
It's kinda peak performance in a way
xin nian kuai le to my chinese bredren
Can feel the illness coming Throat starting to feel odd
hagrid yer pooshen me over the fucken line
>>219203101>>219203110trying to deflect from the fact that you spent valentines day alone posting about black men on 4chan
>>219203101Why do you do this man
>>219203091How did she get into a show that was popular like 30 years ago?
Stephen Gately commemorative tuppence
>>219203088nope. ive got fuck all to do on Saturday. without posting here ill only have considering suicide and thats a bit depressing.
>>219203099beans pie and battered poo
>>219203131she said she watched it when she was younger
>>219203126He has bpdHe admitted to it during a manic episodethat's what the bad psych was
What the fuck do earls and dukes do all day?
>>219203114never get ill me. never leave the house you see
dreams of a united germany to take on the world and go beyond the stars forever
I shouldn't be sacked just because I am introvertedWhy is society rigged against sensitive young men
doctors are yet to find a cure for my malady
>>219203187:(
>>219203148bpd doesn't exist
Missed out on cheap ram now I'll never be able to upgrade my pc
>>219203144Ah right. I guess to be fair I've watched stuff like Twin Peaks
hm are you really 53? that's mad if so
>>219203188what's ya problem
>>219203196it's a way for women to be cunts and excuse their own behaviour
>>219203188milady
>>219203200Bought 64gb a few months before it skyrocketed in price wahey
writing myself a valentines card and getting myself a box of chocolates
>>219203149walk through the world, love you, hold you
>>219203150Neither do I but my step dad has brought it into the house I’m fuming
>>219203210I became a teen in the 00s you do the math
>>219203200gonna be cheap as chips when the bubble bursts
>>219203200All part of the plan.I told you all. I told you. They don't want us owning personal computers in our homes.
>>219203214SensitiveYoungManitis
>>219203242hes got aids from shagging diego in soho underground bogs
>>219203218Ohhhhh st8 FAX
>>219203231bet someone's gonna snatch you up soon
our brucey
think you could pull most muslim girls if you just said wallah casually
>>219203276the bankersthe bonuses
>>219203276Tarq shit
Sir Gay Pornypops
>>219203283Not in this country. Their dad and brother will honour kill them if they date a white boy
>>219203238they have apps now that let you chat with them and make videos of you making out with them/ any other person fictional or not
going to bed, I hate womenx
>>219203271nobody care me
>>219203283a lot of them want a white boy to convert for them
might spread some false but believable salacious rumours around toil
>>219203310ew why would i want to make out with them they're just cute ponies
think you could pull most magician girls if you just said voila casually
>>219203316because they want to become white (self-hating ethnics innit)
>>219203276Nice to see you... to see you?
It's snowing
might go and live in a catholic monastery
>>219203276ankles
Might be over for us
>>219201382you already said this in 2024 and then more times in 2025
>>219203325oh my daystimmy arranging the tablecloth
>>219203252How about phones
>>219203352alri Durham lad
>>219203315
make the new now
>>219203330lightly exhaled
>>219203308grim if true >>219203316hence why saying wallah makes it easy
>>219203352should have used head and shoulders
>>219203373alri x
NEW>>219203392>>219203392>>219203392
anyone remember plants vs zombies
david garrick
>>219203400>>219203400
>>219203363
>>219203328oh no reason hahajust forget I said that part
Absolutely zooted off my nut and convinced this might be the greatest TV show ever made
>>219202703you're telling me he's not british?
