JUNO EDITION
>>219233209stop posting this chinkslopits so soulless and obviously a DEI made it
poo smells lmao
You work so they can play
got the comptine dun autre ete on
Happy Valentines day to all the sexy /brit/ lads
>>219233232seems racist, that's my wife
>>219233209
>>219233238Who are these "others"?
>>219233273i hope she gets better soon :(((
>>219233265Moni looks like THAT?!
crispy pancakes are great runtslop
>>219233232>DEIYankbrain
can you lot be my reference for work?
>>219233274gypposruining our gosh darn caravan parks
>>219233302scream
>>219233302YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING DISEMBOWELLED
>>219233264
>>219233302um
>>219233302what could it mean
Fellas, what is it in your life that motivates you? For those of you that have jobs and hopes and all. Is there something that you want from life?
>>219233331ummuhhhdunno
Going to sleep now team goodnight
Lebanese Brit I know you’re here….
need to got molested by a woman taller and stronger than me
neoliberal teeth chomping in
me at 4am lmao meow
me at 4am lol
>>219233358
im 20 years young :)
>>219233379
>>219233381me 2 years ago
>>219233381me 15 years ago
>>219233410think u mite be autistic <3
>>219233331GodWant to have a family, got lots of love to giveDon't want to have an empty funeralThe WEST
>>219233421you should kill yourself my man
I'm 27 years old.
Just got up me, basically bedrotted and slept for the last 24 hours. Think SAD is kicking in big times now. Garn get meself out later.
>>219233331i want to save loads of moneyif i don't find any lasting sense of fulfilment or a special person to love i will stop at some point, give most of the money to my family, buy some drugs and die
>>219233424yeah i am ^_^
foxes are pretty sexy
>>219233448um :/
That's Helpermong in.
time to go eat this weird chicken with my bare hands lmao
fat tits
gmo chicken going down the gullet
/brit/ hour
lmao
eating fish bones rn
>>219233437>SAD is kicking inor maybe you're just a literal waste of space drug addict who is incapable of making friends and everyone is ashamed of
>>219233484need to tittyfuck her
>>219233267That my wife.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3Ii9Q5YMeM&t=338
>>219233490yeah?
>>219233484Handsome fella that.
>>219233484post more
>>219233484Fat /brit/
What's the temperature like where you are tonight?Crisp -2c for me.
>>219233521:/
>>219233523seen her fannois alasthey still don't have the technology for trannards like that
>>219233537I hate them, but based
>>2192335433c for me
>>219233546go away
The french general finnaly passed away
>>219233543don't know because the met office lies
>>219233564um
not eating that gross chicken waste not want to suck my cock. AND im poor...
>>219233567Wanted to post this in there
>>219233543-2 as well
>>219233517https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5krP80Vd3E
hello
>>219233543
umnigger loves his ums
>>219233593
-3was sat in my living room wearing my thick outdoor coat with heating onfeel bad for all those old people who are going to freeze
well my 1160 speed grass wonder is whiffing the finals again so I might be able to go to bed at 2AM just like I wanted
My SAD peaks this time of year as well until late April
bet toby's feeling the chill tonight :/
>>219233598clearly not though is it0c is freezing, take some water out and see if it turns to ice
alright fuck this im going to sleep
>>219233590Crazy how everything is collapsing brit/ friend
>>219233646alri, MIT thermodynamics professor YouTube
>>219233658v true bengali bro
>>219233646The Windows 11 taskbar wouldn't lie
I bet that entropy is used or can be used for the reading of individual pixel/LED temps on the computer screen, to make every display monitor a webcam and CIA
sup lads
veritasium heat video taught alot about this subject. what we feel is really heat loss rather than temperature itself
Year of the horse soon!
>>219233616moshi moshi
I bet that water doesnt turn to ice in a 0c apartment because it cannot release its energy into the atmosphere yet at regular atmospheres
>>219233680/Brit/ san called me bengali.
>>219233697they can use all your bluetooth capable devices to triangulate you like how batman located the joker in the Dark Knight
I love my hugbox, my hugbox loves me
>>219233728bluetooth can play through a metal box or fayday cage unlike wifi
>>219233728biggest nerd ittyou
>>219233731<3
time for a little coca cola
>>219233726
I want to be put into a mental asylum and raped by fit nurses (fe
>fayday cage
>>219233784male)
last orders please gentlemen
>>219233715Fire force male sexo
anyone know of a good movie to watch
donald trumps mental health status: ?can i get an update
im a dog
>>219233812Pint of poo
>>219233822Any Jackie Chan movie
>>219233812pint of cyanide thank
>>219233822Watch Hell Drivershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8
Belgarians be like"I love Jackie Chan movies"
Having a wuppa and wausage woll x
>>219233843*beats you with a stick*dog beating stickwoof
>>219233864wumfeh
>Belgarians
>>219233860Imagine not liking Jackie Chan movies
/brit/ or /cum/
Just seen that Rupert Lowe has lauched a new party. Kek Reform are so fucked. They deserve it for trying to be the new Tories.
>>219233864wang yourself from a wope x
haven't spoken to thenparents in monthsgoing to have to say hello pretty soon arent isuffering
>>219233908wuh woh
>>219233895>fake tits
going to bed (instead of losing more at uma game) not going to the toilet though. going to piss in a bottle. lol!
there's good and there's not good, this is not good
wearing gloves and hat in bed
>>219233209juno's big fucking martian ass
Tfw all dressed up and smelling good for Valentine’s Day even though I’m just sat at home with catberg
>i'm just a comfy womfy wittle posty woster nevermind that i'm a waedophile who was so much of an annoying cunt that i got wejected by the rejects of rejects of rejects who inhabit /britfeel/ and i pretend to be wisabled when i'm not getting wissed and woked up and threatening to murder people x
Staring at the /brit/ trough my rearview
next year i will have a gf i promise
just got back from drinking with the ladshow's everyone doing
Ah yes shall definitely click that mate
>>219233979
>>219233971based post bullying freaks who need to get bullied into KYSsing
clavicular fucked brett cooper
>>219233982same but I didn't drink nor smoked weed
>>219233971>i'm just a wittle 37 year old boy!>pizza wizza uwu!>apu 8790.jpg
tad nippy tonight
Mad how they've got all the porn sites blocked off but google images still delivers the goods
>>219234012unc is crashing out chat
alone in bed nobody to keep me warm
Just look back at the /brit/ from another level.
>Your Pay in 3 payment is being processed>You made a £6.93 GBP payment for your Pay in 3 plan with JUSTEAT.CO.UK LTD
it's actually 2pm what the fuck am i doing
>>219234030so this is the fabled umbunny
>>219234037post more of this semen demon
nth for the baddiedem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atkgST7rVIEhuh.
don't get the schizophrenic french poster
>>219234050*can't tell how shopped the image is*
*enters thread with icicles coming out of my nostrils*bit chilly out lada
>>219234062he is schizophrenic and doesn't speak english very wellthink that's about it
>>219234045am
>>219234067whatever
>>219234062according to other french posters he's an algerian porn addictif you look at /fr/ at any given time you can see him posting his inane babbling there too (always mentions /brit/)
*rings the bell*
>>219234080dirty bitch
>>219234104>herro?
Had a dream earlier that Trump was giving some big speech in the White House announcing war on Iran, saying it wasn't going to be just airstrikes or fighting in small border villages but American troops fighting in major Iranian cities. There was a picture of of an aircraft carrier behind him so I'm assuming something bad might have happened to one. Could be nothing, could be the next Nostradamus. Who knows.
>>219234104OMFG EVIE IS ON THE TELEPHONE GOTTA TELL BRIT ABOUT THIS !!!!
>LOL clavicular mogged>LOL ishowspeed foony faces>LOL six seven xpzoomer "culture" is so fucking grim and vapid
Mad how third worlders are obsessed with this purple haired Amelia character. Never see her posted in /brit/
>>219234116what was millennial culture?
>>219234116haha six seven
today I will see how a nap affects my sleep. gn
>>219234116zoomers are negrofied gay boys
>>219234133wow fit as
Australians call ice blocks Icey poles. Let that sink in
>>219234116it's over fr fr
>>219234116unc fell off and he's mad asl
>>219234133nice arse mate
>>219234168prolly because they are arse munching faggots
>>219234168kek
zoomers are all ghettoized broccoli headed faggots with anxiety disorders
>>219234141The problem is there's no counter culture at all. All zoomers have is vapid wog culture and woke means they're not allowed anything else. This is what the elites wanted after all, a mindless cattle population. It's sad that the more intelligent zoomers only have old things to experience.
Me?born in 2005 mate
me? 1999
zoomers have american accents and use metric units because it's easier on the brain, path of least resistance for the mindfaggots can't even read an analogue clock or tie their shoe laces
>>219234205Amazing that your parents had sex in the first place
>>219234205you should be outside taking molly you bought from a paki (he's a nice guy)
Me? Some time before 2000 but nobody knows
>>219234219what is your point fuck face>>219234223kys
literally no zoomer has a dad thats why they all idolise andrew tate and clavical or whatever, they all listen to hip hop and wish they were black
1996 meam unc
>>219234235>what is your point fuck faceWritten across your own
>>219234235that's not very nice
>>219233567is this real
Never thought I’d still be using 4chan in the big 2012
>>219234203>there's no counter culturethere will always be neeks unc, you weren't cool for being a freak :skull:
zoomers can't ride or bicycle or talk on the phone because jay jay the jet plane gave them anxiety or something
cry morei am a zoomerand i am the god of /brit/
>>21923424430 this year. That's a big one
a lot of the things people say about zoomers aren't truei'm a zoomer and i was a freak at school because i was the only one not having sex
I don’t see why zoomers should be mocked, they need help and we the older generation should be setting better examples
>>219234267Seething
what if spurs actually get relegated
>>219233939clue gainer's nighties
>>219234284>we the older generation should be setting better examplesand when has that actually ever happened
>>219234276Yeah. Not till the end of the year so I still have some time to enjoy me 20s
a sudden wave of schizophrenic larpy anger has hit the thread
moanlennials love to whine
From 14/02/2026 onwards/brit/ is a zoomer only zone
>>219234308Ironic as it proves just how fucking lonely they are
46 year old zoomer here
Unc is probably an atheist, poor little man
zoomers revel in their ignorance of the cultures that came before them, making them the perfect goyslaves
>>219234320not really our fault is it
>>219234337Get out of my general
>>219234295I'd laugh and hope it dismantles the restrictive financial restrictions. it's not right a shit club like spuds should be allowed to spend more than better performing teams in the league cause their owners signed a better deal with a TV station
I grew up in nuketown.
if you are a millenialFUCK YOUCUNT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBd2lgSx2SoThis is not Grimes at all. Just sounds like a thousand hyperpop songs on Tikslop.Why has it devolved into sounding like every one of your derivatives.
>>219234112Had a dream Red Scare Dasha and I were at a house party in a desert and she said she always thought I was cute but she was afraid to say because I'm a pariah and have made it known I don't have Dasha fever and don't listen to that podcast and then she draped her arms around me from behind and I saw it wasn't Dasha it was a woman I know and haven't seen in 5 years and she said she loves me by making a rash form on my shoulders. I'm thinking we're not attacking Iran, but that doesn't mean we're not attacking. I think that's what it meant.
>>219234336>>219234350again how is it our faultblame the people who made the world we grew up in
>>219234370Thought the wokes cancelled her for dating and birthing Elon's child?
>>219234382Fuck Dasha, stupid bitch
I WANNA BE A DOOOOOOR!!!
genuinely do hate cars, don't care how reddit it is
>>219234385you can't reason with bitter 34+ year olds at 2am just let them rage
>>219234370genuinely a different person
>>219234392The wokes can't touch her. No one can after you break it off with the richest man on the planet.I wonder if she's back to being a communist.
pretending to be an angry zoomer and replying to myself over and over again at 2am!!!
i grew up on wake island
>>219234435that's a man
>>219234417mad how perfect this broad was before woke
>>219234435sounds a bit bloody woke to me
>>219234446>mad how perfect this broad was before wokeshe was literally the wokest sweatiest lispiest canadian bitch on the planet
>>219234417very 2012 image thiswant to go back
this used to be the shagger's generallook at the state of it allit's fucking over
>>219234484Minecraft_alpha_1.12.2
>>219234486/britfeel/ is sinking and they've all turned up here on their gay little whingey frog-themed lifeboats screeching and crying
>>219234410I don't hate cars themselves but I hate that I can't go for a walk without cars speeding past every single street. I hate that if I need to drive somewhere at 11am on a Wednesday the roads are packed full of traffic. I don't know where this surge of traffic and cars has come from. It was never this bad in the past. Can remember as a kid living on a main road and during non-rush hour times it was very quiet with a trickle of cars. Now every meter of the road has a car on it at every second of the day except maybe 3am. Where are all these cunts driving to?
>>219234523the wog factory
I enjoy 3 songs by "The Cure"
>>219234542Which ones? I'm gonna see em live this summer.It's gonna be 40C and his paint will probably melt, I hope they warn him about that.
>>219234542no you dontbe quiet
>>219234559saw them in 2018 and they were fantasticfavourite live show i've ever been to
Cure this *points to my herpes ridden genitals*
>>219234559but on second thought that's exactly what he is going for lol>>219234570That's very encouraging, it's me mums favorite band so I bought her tickets for her birthday.
Rorke do you read?
>>219234559>>219234561The LovecatsFriday I'm in LoveClose To Me
>>219234523population has increased by almost 20% in the last 20 years with basically no upgrade to infrastructurepublic transport has become nigh-unusable in large parts of the country due to privatisationthis coincides with a massive americanisation of culture impressing that any citizen of worth must own a car
>>219234617what about Lullaby?
think someone may have typed my name but I can't read so I can't tell
if you aren't watching six nations with the lads todayit's over for you
>>219234626No.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GWSDv9kgH74&pp=0gcJCUABo7VqN5tDso this is what leftypol wants
Rorke Pilgrim
>>219234654that's fine
Another wuppa garn down the hatch xIt Valentine's Day x
>>219234670Is unstuck in time (stays in his smeggy childhood bedroom all his life)
masculine women are the only funny ones
15 CANS OF STELLA
my hair is too long but i don't want to get it cutdilemma
>>219234748Woah, that's so interesting. Can you tell us more?
>>219234737>TAKE THIS PILL
>>219234748DO IT, FEELS GOOD
Really haven’t been drinking Haven’t been going outDon’t like it impacting my sleepBeen saving loads of moneyJust sit around watching Stargate instead
>>219234748Same and I haven't been to my hairdresser in 6 months so it's a bit awkward popping up out the blue
Have a blessed feast day of Saint Valentine, /brit/.
>>219234792you too lad, I'm gonna be working
>>219234792Thanks king
>>219234757ok so basically it goes down to my shoulders and it's uncomfortable and also it goes into my eyesbut i don't want to go to the barbers because i have to make an appointment and then actually physically go to the barbers and i don't want to do thatso yeah
wish i was a evropan man sometimes and not a newworld brute
Folks is the West Country pronouncing St. Nicholas as Saint Knickerless.
feel like shitjust want spring back
>>219234860Absolute state of the CoE.
>>219234860omg the muslims are coming for our kids
tvst
>>219234835mildly exhaled through my nose
Only Americans find other American funny
The Land of Saints and Scholars.
mad how we built all that infrastructure for the africans and they just refuse to maintain itwhen they see a bridge collapse they just think "damn that sucks" instead of trying to fix it
havent been to the barber in over a year and i have a mop on my headloathing the inevitable awkward "haha yeah it's super long im sorry"
>>219234941just fucking lay a few bits of scrap wood down over it that'll sort it
>>219234943got a haircut at a different barber just to avoid this situation haha
>>219234946
>>219234943No reason to get regular haircuts if you're not a tall good looking shagger
>>219234943did that on new years but we laughed, she knows I do that sometimes
I like rizzing the old gals at the hairdresser
>>219234959stocks on this webm are crazy right now
Quite upsetting isn't it
the other day I saw a turkish barber separated by literally one shop from another turkish barberwhat's going on there
>>219235008https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sgb-5wbLpc
>>219235008it's lovely
>>219234995Kind of an old gal strip club when you think about it
Asian lady at the hair dressers shaved my eye brows
>>219235008spring soon come
>>219235024lel, not quite but I do tip well
>>219235036They will also touch your willy for a bit more mate
>>219235036send pic pls
>>219235036Was that the arrangement?
remember black mirrorin 2026 it's just real life 0_0
>>219235087mad Brooker sold it to Americans
>>219235087which episode
That's me CEA card renewed for another year. Lush x
>>219235104Trent Reznor wrote the music for Soul
>>219235102all of them
>>219235138>>219235138
